Effect Mass in the Ass

10 MINUTES IN PHOTOSHOP
And I wont even get paid for it.
I think I am going to start finding a new hobby and or start going outside.

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I can actually tolerate looking at that. Well done OP

too bad you cant photoshop a game to make it not fucking garbage

I think you might've gone overboard with the asari, but otherwise well done.

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ONCE

It's like you're intolerant against ugly people or something. I'd like to know what was the process that allowed this design to exist. I mean there is someone, who looked at the abominations designed, and said these are good, let's use these. Was he afraid to say, these look like shit? Would he have been fired for saying that?

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Yea, the redone asari looks artificial, but the human actually looks like someone you could run into in the real world.

Jews.

still 10xbetter than original

But OP, they're not trying to make the characters attractive, they're trying to make them relateable to their fat, ugly fanbase.

sigh.. I guess so

b-but I'm ugly (well, not attractive at least), and I like to look at pretty people

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Good work OP send this to Bioware with a big middle finger

Are you part of the Bioward fanbase?

..not any longer

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I may have been around ME2

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So?

What the fuck has Bioware even made? I cant even think of a game I played by them.

Wait, what the fuck. They made Bg 1 and 2, Neverwinter, and Old Republic. What the fuck happened to this company.

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Weebs need to be gassed

Nigger wat.

Bioware spotted

Generic animu type face >> Bioshit designs

fuck what?

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That lower right edit is pure sex. I don't believe it only took 10 minutes, but it's great. Well done.

Someone make porn. Its the only way we can come full circle.

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KOTOR

that's because the asari has no laugh lines

How does Mass Effect 2, a game that is seven fucking years old, have better facial animations than a AAA game made in current year?

Think about it: no matter how pathetic you may be, at least you're not a fujoshi that feels uncomfortable looking at women that don't even exist.

Because its the current year.
You answered your own question.

bullshit i saw the image in the upper right before OP, fuck off

This feels good for a while, realizing even when you're bad there are people far worse than you but after you realize the number of people that are far worse than you keep increasing and you live in the same place with them it just starts getting worse

I just did a reverse search and turns out that the upper pics were posted on reddit over two weeks ago. OP is a fag

TOLD ME

THE WORLD WAS

NUCLEAR

You did these in photoshop? You should offer to do this for people's profile photos. you could make a shit ton of cash.

I'M WILD

Apparently the human is actually based off a model. Who doesn't actually look that much like her ingame model of course.

That top one has been on the net for weeks, you did them?

Give me a reason why that is necessarily bad.
Sometimes ugly fits a specific art design.

They fucked it up before.

Mass Effect doesn't follow that specific art design. Your armor is clean, your ship is brightly lit and your weapons look neat. The characters also used to be pretty. From what I see the not-Twi'leks don't look like abominations.

Real world is already full of ugly. I want to look at something pretty for once.

Aren't asari meant to look unnaturally perfect? How they can breed with other species and shit.

If the art design you're going for is literal shit bioware nailed it I guess then?

Ugly as an aesthetic only works when they go extraordinarily ugly.
The reason Bioware's characters get so much flak for being ugly is that they're only ordinarily ugly, as evidenced by the fact that 10 minutes in photoshop results in a much more attractive character that is still recognizable as the same character.

I thought they were asexual but just mentally breed with people or some bullshit?

I never understood this whole process. So the Asari are all female, and can breed with any species, but the children are always Asari? Then what the fuck do they need the sperm for? It would make sense the other way around, seeing how males lack the equipment to produce a baby and thus cannot biologically reproduce on their own, but this doesn't. It's also completely absurd for a species to evolve this way in the first place. Symbiotic relationships between different creatures do exist, but only if they evolved together. Asari can reproduce with creatures from across the fucking galaxy.

If I remember right the bullshit they used to justify it was that the asari mother takes the DNA of the donor and modifies it to make another asari. somehow.

They don't need sperm, user. Liara was a pure-Asari baby, meaning two Asari parents, and Asari ain't got dicks. I think it's just some sort of mind and touch thing. Getting dicked is just because they learned that other races like that.

It's because there's no mating actually required, they just do some biotic bullshit to asexually reproduce with traits from whatever they mind melded with

My point wasn't that Asari can't reproduce with other Asari, but that it's absurd that they don't just reproduce via parthenogenesis, if they don't actually NEED genetic material from a mate. My point was that there is zero basis in any sort of biology for such a system of reproduction to exist. They could have played it off as some kind of technological, genetic engineering whatever thing, but instead made it a fully biological/metaphysical thing, which is total bullshit.

Here's an idea - maybe the Asari reproduce asexually. Them borrowing mental 'imprints' from other species and then biotically altering their own DNA might be built into them by the Protheans, especially given the unusual amount of control they have over their mating cycles. Either way, I believe the term is 'evolutionary dead end', related to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecological_fitting .

Oh, another thought. Considering that Asari didn't evolve to have penetrative sex (since they don't have dicks) their vagina would strictly function as a birthing canal and nothing more. The opening would be locked up tight like a cervix until it dilated from labor, as anything else is a pointless invitation for infection. Even if forced open, it wouldn't lubricate and wouldn't be erogenous.

So if you fuck an Asari, you're doing anal. No exceptions.

They are most likely hermaphrodites, the mind melding mumbo jumbo is just cherry on top

For the same reason advertisers pay out the ass for famous attractive people to star in their commercials.

You can now puzzle out why we like looking at pretty things. Being that you are obviously a mentally ill BioWare fan this might take a while.

They are the sophisticated gentlemen of the Andromeda galaxy.

Literally bioware.

Shameless ripping off of other IPs is to be expected from BioWare. Mass Effect didn't have one original idea in three whole games, everything was stolen from other sci-fi stories.

WHY IS EVERYONE SO HAIRLESS

NOBODY HAS EVEN GODDAMN VESTIGIAL HAIR LIKE HUMANS, IT'S ALL SCALES AND SMOOTH SKIN

Space radiations

You're ticked off of them being hairless?
I hate that every alien companion is biped.
Christ, might as well just not set it in space, fucking BioWare

Has Holla Forums even noticed the male PC is modelled on Full McIntosh yet?
You would think /cow/ cross posters would have noticed by now.

Sorry but Josh looks more moronic than even manlet Ryder. Guess if you've seen enough, all spotty bearded numales start to look the same.

You know what I've never seen? Hairy robots. I think that would be interesting. Imagine tens of millions of tiny sensory antennae all over a robot, that can measure the tiniest change in vibration or air movement and use it like an active sonar.

They actually do look remarkably similar to one another. I guess they are so lacking in original thought they morph into a walking stereotype over time.

It's almost like they're manufactured and not born naturally.

And you guys told me this game was SJW bait.

Probably because of this faggot.

Now look how stupid you are. At least blame him for shit that he's working on and not any random stuff.

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Good fucking god spoiler that shit

Don't be an overscrupulous sperg

I was too lazy to look for the original.


That's a woman you shitlord.

Would generate a lot of keks if we compiled a bunch of tweets like this from the various lead devs.
I know they're out there, these people have pathetic opsec due to relying so hard on virtue signaling.

What drives a grown man to become so obsessed with some ultra specific feminist like "intersectional diversity" (which sounds made up - by him) to put it as a main line on his god damn twitter.

Good luck with that. Pajeet has likely hundreds of tweets like that on top of all the other embarrassing shit he spergs about on his twitter.

I tried finding them all but gave up, his twitter history is like a landfill of leftist idiocy.


Be a weak willed cuck with an inferiority complex towards white men burning with insane jealousy he's not white and likely because he's a lower caste gyppo.

10 minutes in Photoshop

Bioware is now almost entirely staffed by ugly women. They have no idea what beauty is.

At least post Peepee's face in the final game

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STOP TORTURING ME BY SHOWING ME A BETTER WORLD!

Just imagine a world without Jews.

Racists at Bioware couldn't even make her real black.

I almost would have preferred having them go full Congo river basin instead of the weird plastic mulatto thing that they pumped out, and would have definitely preferred them just going with an attractive white chick. But that would require some level of realistic depiction, which we've already seen Bioware being totally incapable of.
On another note, why does everything look sweaty in their games? Is it because the rendering engine is just that shit-tier?

It's not the engine, it's their incompetent artists that struggle with reflectivity mapping and shaders.

I mean, it's like I'm cognizant of exactly how bad Bioware is, and how consistently shit they've been for a long time, but it just never stops blowing me away how constantly they fuck things up.
The people specifically hired to handle the game's art, fuck up every single part of it. The writers do the exact same. Hell, with the Sera ground arrow bullshit does anybody have that .webm on hand, it's pretty clear that the programmers and playtesters are exactly as bad. Why do people keep slurping their products up like they're getting paid for it? Am I just too optimistic about the general consumer base? Or are their selling numbers just artificially inflated because the industry is nearly exactly as kiked as Hollywood now?

post porn of OG Tal, Turian girls, Krogan dicks or something

But they don't. BioWare games haven't been selling well for a long, long time. EA didn't even publish how many copies DA:I sold and there's rumors BioWare is gonna get rolled into a new developer along with Maxis after ME4 gets shipped.

Also, it's questionable how much is down to incompetence and how much is deliberate on BioWare's part, at least when the art is concerned.


I'd tell you to fuck off to BSN, but it was too cancerous even for the tumblrtards of BioWare so they nuked it.

I didn't realize people can look this ugly.

You'd be quite surprised.

the blonde girl is actually pretty cute imo

when she's not being drawn by terrible artists at least.

If they weren't ugly they wouldn't be leftists.

Your opinion morally wrong.

If they were talented, they wouldn't be working for Bioware.

They can't into subsurface scattering, at all. Skin is translucent, and they cannot properly do translucent surfaces.

There's also the fact that they all look like jews and/or are actually jewish.

Googled Jayde Rossi, she should sue them for defamation.

x…D?

True.
glassdoor.com/Reviews/BioWare-Reviews-E22998.htm

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Baldur's Gate.

There's good ugly and bad ugly. Bioware only does bad ugly. Good ugly is something that's clearly meant to be ugly, but you still want to see it. Bad ugly is something that's not supposed to be hideous, but it makes you ask why the creators added the design in the first place. People like Wario and Tekken's Bob, people hate Sera and Tumblr art styles.

No one cares that Wario is ugly because he's a "bad" guy and male. People would care if Princess Peach was made ugly though.

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That only extends my point. Nobody cares about Wario being ugly because his character role and archtype can only be added upon by being made a red-nosed fatass who smells of garlic 24/7. People would care about Peach being made ugly, but the furthest you can go with that is something like someone casting an ugly spell on her in a game for gag reasons, which is still good ugly. Making her downright ugly for no reason however, or even worse, for IRL social/political reasons is a decision made in poor taste.

Leftists love to turn things on their heads, so now ugly is good and beautiful is bad. Granted, a beautiful person can be evil, but whenever they are displayed visually there is a certain sharpness to their beauty.

Point is that you don't go and make a game that features romances and then make the target of the player's affections ugly (on purpose). That defeats the whole fucking point of having a waifu, doubly so when you do not apply the same standards to the male romance options.

What's even worse is that they think that making characters ugly gives them depth, that such a (superficial) flaw means that Sera, despite being a lolsorandumb tumblrtard self-insert is now a well written character, because Mary Sues can't be ugly or whatever.

You can argue that it is for faggots but it is a game.

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I wish somebody would photoshop Holla Forums into not being retarded so we don't have to deal with the constant Horizons/Mass Effect/AAA Garbage threads.

>>>/cuckshed/

The nose knows

They aren't ordinarily ugly, they are straight at the bottom of uncanny valley this time. The real problem is that their artists actually think they're doing good work. I've seen the shit they say about their own work (There was an animator for ME on some other forum talking about his job) and it's either "What? It looks fine to me!" or "Well, that's the best we can do."

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP CUMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP CUMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP CUMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

Holy shit he's even more insane now.

The first one looks more like Mike Stoklasa with a wig.

SOMEBODY

It makes me want to punch it even harder.

His name is Bradford Cox, he has a band called Deerhunter.
He looks like this because of some kind of disease called manfran syndrome.

GTFO

Come on user you know thats wrong
Mass Effect did have a few Unique ideas
Like Say, An entire civilization fleeing their home planet from an army of robots that didnt want to kill them
Or say an Entire species of female asexuals that are literally handed down advanced technology by the previous rulers of the galaxy only to completely ignore it for thousands of years by constantly fucking and being straight up retarded back stabbing whore.

Jade Empire

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Nothing good, you're safe.

I wish the mods would ban shitty threads, and ban shitposters and try to reward quality threads.

Not only do they look better, but I believe it's actually more realistic. The proportions in the originals feel a bit cartoonish.

Cackletta and most women in Superstar Saga look like shit but they're meant to look like that. Also in that world being a bad guy also means looking like shit, while the heroes all look coherently normal or pretty or goofy. Being a kike also makes you look like a nip in those for some reason.

"asari" one literally looks like Shrek.

I want to have sex with it. If only bioware hadn't become such cucks we could have a game with that instead. Try tweeting it at their art director and see what happens.

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shi would probably get buthurt and made her even uglier

Don't worry. Mods will fix it.

all asari are supposed to be females that seduce other species into brain sex. I am not sure how that works but i cant imagine any of it working when the asari in question is uglier than an ogre.

what did he mean by this?

That sounds like something out of a hentai manga.

Not quite.


He obviously understands he's subhuman.

She has tiny hands. The porn is the only good thing to have come out of this series.

Feels bad

Bioware walked back on the way asari reproduce starting in ME2 and directly contradicting the Codex in ME3. They don't receive anything from their partner. They just need a compatible nervous system to initiate conception, which randomizes their genotype and passes it onto the child. I'm guessing mutations can occur in this process and that's how they evolved in conjunction with natural selection

Basically, it's an exotic, haptic form of Earth species' gynogenesis en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis#Gynogenesis We already know they reproduce through parthenogenesis. Bioware just didn't go into the details

Let's be honest here, that's just an excuse to have gay asaris.

So, basically, anyone married to an Asari is raising his wife's son?

They probably take the partner's DNA as a hash code to randomize the offspring's DNA with. Or the cerebral/neural imprint. Something like that. Just enough that the offspring gets some features from the 'father' species that appear attractive to that species.

You're a man of good taste then user


Not quite, Technically your vital for its reproduction and it does have some traits based off your nervous system
so They're kind of like building a robot, technically you created it but it isnt biologically yours
Still i think its still 99% the asari that is the parent

You're a member of the JUST league then.

A species not attracted to itself does go extinct


Sure, but parents do shape their kids through nurture too

Like I said, they walked back on that in ME2 and directly contradicted the Codex in ME3. They introduce something science-y, then retcon it when people call it out for not making sense, like with levo and dextro proteins, and the fragility of the quarian immune system

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Her face reveal in ME3 is something that i will cherish forever.
It was truly a cherry on top of a shit cake.

honestly it would be easy to make it better if they didn't have to model it onto a skeleton that had to move and shit but in the end it's up to the budget to determine how a game looks

You think Bioware really have this thought process? They just wanted gay romance options.

kotor
baulders gate
dragon age origins
me 1/2 the decent ones

you forgot the only decent one aka Neverwinter Nights

That probably explains Liara's mother
Still i wonder if those mutational traits are inherited in the next offspring
I mean Liara appears to have a normal voice, so is it possible that these mutated traits are not passed off in the next generation?
Like is it an attempt to get alien races into fucking themselves out of existence under the Mislead ideal that the children born will pass off anything of themselves?


Not a cuck because you still get to fuck that
Rather i think that Your less of the father than a traditional parent, but there is still some part of you in there
Sort of like skewing the results

That was Star Wars fanfiction. Bad fanfiction at that, where Revan is a massive Gary Stu. Only BioWare could be given free reign to be as creative as they wanted with the SW license and manage to shit out something as derivative as Republic vs (Sith) Empire featuring not-TIE Fighters, not-Star Destroyers and not-Stormtroopers.

Black Isle.

Shitty, edgy writing and godawful combat. The best you can say is that it's the least offensive title of the whole franchise by virtue of being an incredibly bland and generic fantasy RPG.

Shitty third person corridor shooters masquerading as RPGs, where the only choices you get is acting like a bitch or acting like a cunt. Also, a sci-fi game set in space that gives you a military ship but you never use it as anything but a glorified taxi. Had shit, low effort waifus too.

They managed to make Asaris look good in the previous games, as terrible as they were, but now all of a sudden they have to worry about the skeleton. Is the reason they can't model skin-tone or reflectivity properly because of the skeleton too?
You better leave right now you fucking skelephobe

The Asari is cucking you out of transmitting your genetic legacy to your offspring. It's basically shoahing your whole family try.

Only in a setting as shit and inconsistent as something written by BioWare could the Asari be trusted and respected as they are. In reality they'd be reviled and despised by every species in the galaxy as genocidal whores and parasites out to exterminate every other species out there with their vagina.

Talk about a mind fuck.

Oh no, whatever will we do without a generic bald coloured alien race.

Where you're going it'll be balls to the wall.

I don´t really want to play devil´s advocate for fucking bioware here, but i definitely read somewhere in the codex that many Aliens hated the Asari because of how they reproduce.

I dont know about edggy but it was generic, it did have a few things that most of it was generic like almost every other fantasy RPG out there
Debatable, there were some hit and misses
That sounds retarded user, The sequels were even more bland and generic with SJW influences, Like literally your the chosen one and all that bullshit
In DA:O your technically not the chosen one, just one of the only survivors of a group of people necessary to be near the End boss before you kill it


I cant disagree with that


Do you have any alternative alien races with 3d models that aren't mass effect?

Okay, so the setting is even more retarded.

apart from the gorilla looking aliens all other "aliens" are just recolored humans

I have Star Control, that's enough.

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Are you the one who is going to make the mods? Because if not, there won't be any mods fixing anything.

I remember it in the first one
Can't remember if it was in the sequels or not


But can you fap to star control?


You forget user, they might actually be mind controlling them,l via pheromones or some other bullshit excuse like biotics

Fapping to mass effect is no different than fapping to porn of bald humans.

It's either this or standards really drop after going intergalactic.

They only ruled because they had the most advanced technology (that wasn't originally theirs) and the longest lives
The whole Council idea is even more retarded than the EU, where some species civilizations are not allowed power because they are "not ready" or they haven't done enough for the three ruling bodies
Honestly the part that pisses me off is that the human race was retarded enough to even join such a shitty community, I mean even humanity was progressing significantly faster than the other civilizations, Like look at Omnigel, The Council literally stunted mankind, which had made more progress in the past two centuries than Any council race had made in millennia
And then they even joined after hearing about that bullshit with the quarians


Most bald humans aren't slutty whores that are semi ripoffs of elves


That doesn't explain why even the humans look so cartoonishly retarded, well except the men, They're passable

Fair point.

Asari are shit waifu material. Not only do they spend centuries being strippers, they are promiscuous harlots that will let any disgusting species put their dicks in them. I guess BioWare's previous target audience, numale betas, have a certain attraction sluts, likely because they're the only kind of woman they can imagine giving them a pity fuck.

It's exactly the same, but more blue.

user, The numale audience wants asari to be ugly because they're the only women are would accept having sex with them even getting paid
Space Sluts aren't anything new,

Women want Asari to be ugly, because women feel uncomfortable with good looking female characters for some reason. The nu-males just happens to agree with whathver women says.

I'm sure no male really cares about this stuff and would rather have good looking girls in their games instead of these chipanzees

Sluts are disgusting and belong to 3DPG.

The worst about that picture is that his wife's hips are thick as fuck, you'd literally have to be gay to not want to fuck that till the cum comes out of her mouth but instead he decides to let her adopt a nigger. Or maybe he's an unironic cuck and let a nigger fuck her.

Women feel uncomfortable with good looking male characters too though. There was a study that found women don't like partners to be too fit because then it makes them feel bad about their own chubby lazy self.

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They care about it because the women do, its the closest they will ever get to pussy


Obviously

But these males are not meant to fuck the woman, they're meant to engage in a homosexual relationship with a fellow twink so the oven dodging fujoshi can masturbate.

Which is weird because the male main character is completely normal.

You're gay.

That is because they made the females look like males.

And the reason for that is because they hate femininity.

That's a face with lots of character.

He's a manlet though

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Yet, bioware even fucked that up, by removing all character and replacing it with carp.

shit.
i might be okay here.
>married, but didn't take wife's name because that would have been so fucking pathetic but there was a time in my life, many years ago, when I would have actually considered it, and that disgusts me

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Fucking this
Someone posted a an image in a previous thread that confirmed it


I realized after i posted it

The right one doesn't fit because it looks attractive. All asari are hideous.

Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn and Throne of Bhaal were published by Black Isle and developed by BioWare.

Black Isle developed Fallout 2, Icewind Dale and Planescape: Torment

Women feel uncomfortable with good looking anything


looks like homogay

learn to unsharp mask you stupid n00b.
That said, nice job. Very clearly Biowares problem is that they just don't have decent texture artists anymore because right away just by changing the eyes and the hair the model looks better. The actual model however could easily be modified by using a rig so even if it did look ugly it'd make more sense if that was merely a default pose rig… but we know that's not the case for Bioware.

Obviously this is what happens when you start issuing hiring quotas. The jobs just aren't going to the best of the best.

You'd better hope that he's not close enough to defend himself.

I fucked up, okay? I was too lazy to look for the original and posted the more recent troll edit.

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top-left is the only passable one
the rest are kind of busted

wew

I would have gone with #8.

NWN1's xpacks and NWN2: MotB

What was that? I can't hear you

East Africans look somewhat like that. West Africans look like apes and were the ones who got sold into slavery in America.

They're all apes.

If this image is right, top left got 4th place. Which is odd, she looks more Polish than Finnish. sauce: fucked a polish girl that looked exactly like that
Honestly I think that contest was more the Finnish trying to usurp Australia and the Leafs in shitposting than semitic meddling. IIRC, Finland's far right party is being led by a black man with a hitler mustache atm.

The negress won because one faggot pushed it through, she was nowhere close to winning the vote.

It's all garbage anyway.

east side got raped by arabs for centuries so they're mildly better looking apes though

He was a Jewish one too, right?

Oh, right. Nobody voted for the sheboon so the one assmad faggot nullified the vote and made her win. Shameful display.

Probably, I cant recall.

You should change some of thr promotional art and post everywhere to trigger tumbrl

bioware is one of the biggest tragedies of the 21st century

Was this a big local scandal up in Scandalnavia? Beauty pageants typically have a very small audience, but I imagine that they're a passionate bunch, kind of like enthusiasts of figure skating or gymnastics.

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That female shepard looks like a 16 year old. Not that I have a problem with that mind you.

That's an elf face not even an Orc would rape.

only on model quarin porn I've seen.

This is the second place winner, according to stormfront.

I'm guessing you're supposed to ignore the obligatory negro in these things.

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shiny plastic hair

How close to the truth this movie is? I find it extremely convenient that suddenly three black women were fundamental in the first launch of a man in space.

WE

There's 2 things that might have happened:

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I'd say having fresh pots of coffee ready is pretty fundamental, especially in a research environment.

What? Really? How is this fair in any context? In any competition this would be considered straight up cheating.

(You're) a small guy.

Hence why women are at the forefront when it comes to destroying classic ideals of beauty.

Most of these look more than a little Slavic, not Finnish.

Are there any fujoshis that don't mind sexy women or is that something that doesn't exist?

Defamation? Nigger she should be paying them.

Does she have a twitter account or something? This could be pretty big desu

Biosware is shit. That doesn't change the fact that an original art design is better than a generic waifu bait one.

On paper it'd be a great piece of weeb RPG fap bait.
Sex alien race, an alien race purely made to fight, genius alien race, tiny space jews, party members making up major tropes in western and anime shows, a plot about cycles and grade-school philosophy with holes you could drive a planet through, and the only thing it's good for is Rule 34.

But, at least with Japan you get a semi-decent game and they know what their audience wants. Bioware's audience just happens to not want good games, or know what a good game is. In fact, they don't even know what a good story is. They're on par with Twilight fans.

I wonder what the franchise would have been like if the original creators were kept on, and kept control.

>you're just beta virgins that can't appreciate a real woman like me

Why is Sam Hyde there? He's like 210 cm and a lot of muscle mass

If Nips made Mass Effect it'd be 50% movie, 30% fanservice and 20% shitty grind.

Which one?

I don't play much Japanese games do they really have grind? I thought that was exclusive to Koreans

No, I just want you kids to realize that a game can have an art style that isn't generic waifu shit.

t. 400 pound landwhale

2B is proof Japan has found their true calling as a people.

They want BL visual novels, same as BioWare employees. I don't know why BioWare is even pretending to make games, they're shit at it, don't want to make them in the first place and the audience they are pandering to is too retarded to play them.


At least the party members wouldn't make you recoil in disgust.


The one not buying their games.

Seems that we have cucks among us.

I know you're trolling, but it's time to stop.

Beauty is not generic you Marxist cockroach. The Nips get that if I'm gonna be staring at someone's ass for hours on end that ass needs to be a work of art.

I could give less of a shit about your asshurt that fictional characters should be made to please the audience.


How mean user, we all know that true beauty is on the inside, hence why all the ugly feminists are such pleasant people to be around.

Like that ugly apeface would ever win without someone rigging the entire competition.

All you have to do is look at the stained Turtles t-shirt, the flip-flops, the cut-off cargo shorts paradoxically featuring the palest legs imaginable, the un-shaped facial hair the JUST hair, the doughy torso and the squint despite the glasses.

She doesn't want to fuck him and she certainly doesn't see him as father material and she's right, as he looks like an overgrown 14 year old.

In their own way they're making the world a slightly better place, as he's not reproducing, she's not getting a ruined pussy and Shaniqua there might get enough white influence to learn to *not* be a ho-bag stripper with 7 kids to 12 fathers all of whom are dead or in jail like her real dad clearly is.

Providing people with good White People models?

They are going to have a hard lesson with andromeda, if the casuals dont save them

Already a significant improvement to the series.
Assuming of course you mean LEWD when you say fan service.

Don't tell him that. With the sheer concentrated ugly around here we could use a pallet cleanser.

The cancer is coming from within the board. No surprise there.

It can be in the form waifu fags like it. You are the same scum that justify playing trash like Overwatch because "muh Waifus" and allow a medium to stagnate into what generic waifu bait games have turned into today.

Retards like you would think pics related look bad simply because they aren't le animu kawaii.

If it sells, why do something different?

IQ is only marginally affected by nurturing. That niglet won't be on the level of Whites no matter what.

That and how to properly make a waifu that can sell the game for you.


They already had their lesson with DA:I but decided a repeat performance was in order because ME:A is just a reskinned Inquisition with the same exact MMO filler, shitty writing and ugly character models.

DA:I sold like shit and BioWare is on the verge of being shut down. I don't think ME:A will do any better, especially not after the complete disaster ME3 was.


I don't justify playing the game, but it's obvious Blizzard hit the nail on the head with the female characters. You can call them "generic" if you like, I classify them as proven archetypes that have remained popular throughout all of human history.

Beauty sells, go suck a cock someplace else.

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Artistic beauty is, sadly, not the same as commercial beauty. The latter can only hope to approximate the former. Hence why the other user calls it generic, there is no intention of creating somethin beautiful, just something that stimulates the average gamercucks sexuality.

I hope so, but I guess the crew will just infect other studios and push their shit there

That justification is why we get shit AAA games in America.
That doesn't mean I can't criticize it.


You have shit taste if you think
and league rip off characters are good character design to a pleb like you.
Corporate created "waifus" are only liked by shit tier faggots.

Wrong.

Tried to Anaface her but the fucking website is broken and didn't give me results.

Got any citations?

That nigress looks like someone hit her in the face with frying pan.

You only have a problem if you can't tell one waifu character from another. That's an issue with trash harem anime where all the girls are interchangeable to the point you can't really tell what anime they belong to.

However, you're never going to mistake the female characters in Witcher, Automata, Overwatch et al for characters in another franchise because they are all distinctive enough to retain their own identity but also visually pleasing to the audience.


See you dumb cuck.

I don't doubt it'll still have problems but not as severe as they'd otherwise be if left in the care of a crackhead 17yo momma.

130 children is hardly statistically sound.

Got you fam. As for why everything looks greasy, it's a combination of lack of textures and bad modeling.

You got anything that would disprove the study?

According to the 24 neighbors i asked, san francisco is 100% straight and white.

1. Not Miss Finland, it was Miss Helsinki
2. The nigger received the least amount of votes (viewers were allowed to vote), which triggered the SJW judge (there was only one judge) who then picked the nigger as the winner
Typical tricks Shlomo

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thealternativehypothesis.org/index.php/2017/01/07/transracial-adoption-and-the-black-white-iq-gap/

Just from skimming Google, no idea how "credible" this source is.

As I said: Bioware people actually think they're delivering good work with this sort of shit. They have no perspective or external measurement for their sub-par skills.

Wow, OP, good job. Actually looks fairly good. I still don't much care for either of them, but that's a major improvement.

Good thing best character's face is always hidden. No need for horrible face nonsense.

>As we’ve seen, different evidence points to different conclusions. However, there is a definite trend to these differences. The studies that support environmentalism tend to be of extremely low quality. The data which supports the hereditarian model tends to have larger and more representative samples, and older participants. Because of this, the totality of evidence on home environments supports the view that it does not play an important role in the Black-White IQ gap.

Jesus Christ stop spreading lies. First you go full retard by claiming people wanted the hideous nigger to win and that there was no Semitic influence included, and then you claim the black Hitler is a LEADER of the far right party, which is obviously false and he's a fucking nobody. He will never even get into parliament no matter how hard the party wins the elections, because he would personally have to get a lot of votes, just being in the party means nothing.

One would think tanking sales would be a good enough metric to judge the quality of their work, especially when they ran into the Witcher 3 bulldozer.


The fact the far right party is accepting a token nigger in their midst should be of concern.

Wait, stop, hold on.
Surely an Asari has a wet hole somewhere you can ram your cock into, right?

Her mouth?

Only top row 3rd and second row 1st look Slavic

I think its in the back of her head where all the tentacles are. Back of the knee maybe…

Holy fuck the animations in this are so garbage. It isn't just the models. What went wrong, did they fire all their competent developers?

This guy isn't wrong. And I'm a rampant xenophile.

The Asari are parasites. They only make new asari.
Fuck a proper ayy, what guarantees half-breed children, instead. Children who will further the stretch of Humanity.
Not some new Asari slut.

Yea, if your species are compatible at all and don't just produce nothing or infertile offspring.

Correct, but that is actually because the far right party has been controlled by a cuckservative traitor for a long time now. A huge majority of the party members are hardline nationalists, and in June a vote will be held on who the new leader for the party will be because the cuckservative traitor failed to keep any of his promises and outed himself as a traitor. It is extremely likely that Halla-Aho will be chosen as the new leader, and to give you an idea of how dedicated this guy is to nationalism, he once said that robbery and rape is in the genetic nature of Somalians. The party will improve quite a bit soon.

meant for
Also, I'm pretty sure the negro in the Finns Party is just a huge troll having a laugh, because he has a Hitler moustache and a Portuguese name

Wow thats actually great OP.

Where there's a will, there's a way. Never underestimate the power of the human sex drive.

Seems like another form of low-level memery. I've noticed that supposed "ebul nadzi right wingers" are more accepting of outliers like this Black Hitler guy than liberals ever have been.

Neverwinter was the start of the decline. Remember the main module? The thing that was supposed to be a "spiritual sequel" to BG? Remember that ridiculous twat telling you how you'd need to go fetch the four macguffins in THE FOUR GODDAMN CARDINAL DIRECTIONS LEADING FROM THE CITY CORE?

This, even though you yourself had just graduated from hero school. I can't imagine a more low-effort buncha garbage.

There's nothing to fix here. You can't fix what was done intentionally.
They didn't accidentally make these characters ugly. Its not like they were trying to make them look good and then WHOOPSIE I MADE A BLUE SHREK.
Just look at how handsome and good looking they make the male faces/models in this game.

My guess?
They think their audience are gays. That the western gaming audience is probably more gay than straight and that's why they make hot guys to appeal to all the homofags.
I would say something about how that is obviously wrong on their part but i've seen enough threads devolve into posting traps, trannies, and shota boys here that I find it a difficult point to argue.

This is attractive to absolutely no one, idiot. please remove yourself from the genepool already.

AMEN!

Didnt the witcher 3 got good sales from the casual because of the sony advertisement?

It sold well because it was being marketed to the white, heterosexual demographic. What do you do in Witcher games?

Be the ultimate Slav badass that fights degenerates and monsters and nails every good looking piece of ass you come across.

What do you do in BioWare games? Get forced into gay romances and play armchair psychologist for your party members so they can get over daddy issues, and inbetween that you get to be the chosen one and save a degenerate multicultural shithole from an ancient evil.

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You are no brother of mine.

Do we live on another planet or something? I don't know what I was expecting out of numales that think namefag forums and Reddit are good places to post at all, but this is just retarded beyond belief.
Do they realize that these fuckers unironically mean that it's alright if whites get culled, or are they just so shitstruck by modern education that they're utterly blind to it? Or is it just apathy?
I'm pretty sure if I was in the same room as these cucks for half an hour they would get so offended they would kill themselves.

Its to start a discussion :^)

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What exactly do they hope to accomplish by pushing these ideas?
All it seems to have accomplished is a rise/resurgence of white pride/white nationalist organizations and sentiments.

For someone to round them up and put them out of their misery. Suicide by brownshirt basically.

Alternatively, they hope this virtue signaling will earn them the right to put their dicks in bluehair porkpussy.

You assume they have ideas, goals, and logic. Their minds work more like animals'; impulses and emotions, not plans and strategies.

Nothing you say makes any sense. What you want to do would not spread humanity further at all, because your descendants would not be humans but filthy xeno scum that I will burn with a flamethrower.

Jews are reenacting their revenge, and these people are their weapon.

They would be half humans, who, being half-human and having notable traits of humans such as ambition, end up infiltrating the xenos government, and working it in our favour, while also ensuring the continued existence of our race even if the so-called "pure bloods" die out.

Essentially, I want us to be JEWS IN SPACE

But geralt cant have babies, also that user said geral was about fighting muh degeneracy, but he was only about killing monsters, fucking females and making good friends.
i would marry qt centaur toand have a big family

Look at
Does being retarded hurt?

Ha!


I guess that's the most frustrating part. Talking to such nutterbutters and seeing that they really don't have an endgame or a vision of the future or even any way to fix their proposed "problems". I thought someone here might know but I guess its just that, impulses and animal thoughts.

My mind says no, but those trips say yes

If you had kids with a centaur, would the kids have a full horse back, or just horse legs?

No user, what would happen is your half breed mongrels would hate you for not making them pure, would grow bitter and chimp out against the human system, would demand special rights for xeno hybrids until your society collapses from tolerance of all kinds of deviancy.

The way to establish an intergalactic empire is by conquering, colonizing and enslaving all xenos, and then once they have outlived their usefulness as workforce, genocide them.

Jesus fuck, user, I knew you were a faggot, but I didn't think you were this gay.

Also, we'd be in xeno territory, so they'd be bitter at the xeno system. They'd be chimping out at the xeno system, and demanding special rights for human hybrids, as they're a minority.
That's the beauty of this plan. It crushes them from the inside. First, find a qt xeno to fuck, use her to get citizenship in Xenotopia, have kids, have the kids infiltrate the upper levels of government [anyone who doesn't vote for them is a specist], have kids make laws that benefit Humanity over xenos, and eventually gain control of the universe.
Jews in Space.

That's not how genetics work you fudge packer.
Can you copulate with a nigger without the offspring becoming a sickly, ugly freak?
No.
How do you then suppose will fucking a genetically distant alien work out?
Hint: Not at fucking all because your kariotypes are way too different.
What does this mean, you ask?
Fucking triple tit space sluts.
With no consequences.

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You can't be a good father if you don't want to exterminate xenos

Who said anything about Warhammer? I don't know anything about its plot. I just want to conquer and genocide alien species.

"Ugly" depends on your tastes, I guess. It also depends on what you set as your origin.
Is a half-white girl uglier than a full black girl?

Anyway, you think small, son. Never let the universe tell you what humanity can or cannot do. It wasn't that long ago, men were told "you cannot fly". Guess what, numbnuts?
We did it.

We were able to fly because of White men. If you race mix with nogs or aliens, such inventions will stop in the future because you are actively making the future generations dumber.

Trick question, they're both disgusting monkeys that belong in a mass grave.

Yes, by strapping us into metal coffins that only fly as long as flames come out from the right hole.
I don't see how such a system would help us plow space poon.

*tips fedora*

wew

So far I only seen these two types

Remember how well it worked out with the Spaniards intermixed with the natives of south america? They created several great civilizations that has contributed to the world in countless ways oh wait

But don't you get it, user?
In space, we're the niggers.

Technology, son. Human invention stares at the impossible and says "Yeah, I can do that, if I stick enough metal down there."

Pinochet was the only good thing to ever come out of South America.

Do they have horse pussies or human pussies?

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lol no
Pinochet was a huge supporter of Israel and received lots of money from Jews. He wasn't even a real Fascist if you look at all the things he did. He was just a Zionist militarist.

The only good thing to ever come out of South America is Miguel Serrano

Don't know about Holla Forums but nobody worships him on Holla Forums, he's just a meme because dropping commies from helicopters IS hilarious.
Pinochet did one thing right

Read a book nigger, criollos were pure blood but they got less rights than spaniards, why? Because they werent born in spain, so they started the independence/revolution with the help of mestizos and natives, because spaniards were uptight faggots

Horsepussy of course.

actually he didnt, the helicopter ride meme was actually fucking retarded because he killed more non-commies than commies, in reality he was just like african warlord niggers who were killing people smarter than him.

The fact his meme is so popular on Holla Forums shows that they are bunch of underage cunts who dont know anything about politics and will support even real jews/globalists if there is some "dank" meme about them.

Okay.

read here

Sure thing Holla Forums. Go be triggered someplace else.

you are special kind of stupid which confirms my statement of modern Holla Forums being underage kids who dont know jack shit about real politics.

It's okay, you'll get a free helicopter ride.

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But again, as I just said, as someone from Holla Forums, it's not a popular meme there, and even when he is brought up he is just a meme. Literally everyone there knows he was a piece of shit who served the Jews. So cool down with your lies about Holla Forums there cuck boy.
Literally not even a single person on Holla Forums unironically likes Pinochet. We know what he was like you fucking retard, and clearly this is rather a case of YOU not knowing what Holla Forums is like. Not surprised, since you go to Holla Forums other than Holla Forums.

You are not fooling me /argentina/!

Why did fucking nu-males and hipsters have to ruin beards? Living in the suburbs of a major metro area and having a beard probably marks me as one of these fucks but wouldn't I be a meta-hipster if I kept clean shaven to avoid the look?

this amount of projecting is kinda hilarious but then again i wouldnt expect much from a group that larps about day of the rope 24/7 while being non-white in the first place

Why are you so angry user?

This is the part where I assume you're being retarded on purpose or an actual shill. That said holy kek.
kek.

That dude sitting next to the girl in the bear hoodie kinda looks like young Matt Damon

You're clearly retarded, user, if you can't tell the IMMENSE difference that exists between 4chan and Holla Forums Holla Forums. They are nothing alike each other.

Secondly, you got BTFO hard on your Pinochet nonsense and now you're trying to change the subject. You thought Holla Forums likes him, which is a lie you made up. We literally have huge threads about why he was garbage every now and then. Everyone there knows everything about him, and in general Holla Forums is the most politically intelligent board of all the boards. You're just butthurt as fuck because you LARP as a Communist but the working class hates you.

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Oh god be12f7 is the autistic faggot that went over (100) on Holla Forums

He's most clearly a shill from Holla Forums, as he disingenuously titled the image as "Holla Forums meetup" even though it was no such thing either. That's actually the 4chan Holla Forumsacks AND other Trump supporters who were hanging around at HWNDU when the camera was up, and they went to the nearby restaurant to eat something. A lot of those guys are straight up The_Donald redditors too, not Holla Forums.

Didn't mark say that he got invited to a party from these faggots?

He's also the faggot who derailed this thread into Holla Forumsshit, probably because he's a bioware shill who does it for free.

calling me a Holla Forums for dispelling retarded illusions about Pinochet is not "BTFO" but continue shitposting please, its very amusing

I just want the game to come out already. The wait to see how fucking awful it's gonna be is killing me.

Maybe i triggered too much of you sissies from discord so now you are swarming?

Did based Pinochet kill someone in your family?

be12f7 and 84d56f started this Holla Forums shit
Next time you faggots have to stop taking the bait
Obviously you cunts have paper thin skin over Some Pinocchio guy

Like i said you are special kind of stupid, i wouldnt be surprised if you were actually SRS shill shitposting here.

When is it coming out anyway?

Last I heard it's gone gold so it's gonna be very soon.

NEVER
EVER

Literally this
Cisquisition was great because i had a legitimate reason to shitpost about the game

Guys please stay on topic.

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Explain the Finn effect then. IQ points have gone from the modern equivalent of an average of 80 to 100 in under 100 years. Evolution doesn't work that fast.

None of these are very good

i thought the 4th one wasnt that bad?
Honestly I'm just grabbing these by random

Well Miranda is boring to begin with tbh

Straw man argument. I'm calling you Holla Forums for mistakenly claiming that Holla Forums is pro-Pinochet. We never were, we've always disliked him, but we will adopt his commie removal method for some cases.

Well its a sci-fi, By definition Human characters are always going to be the blandest apart from asari who are pretty damn generic

I need an explanation to this, fully adjusted to the lore. How did they end up on that situation, it would make a good story dont you think haha

Intelligence is genetic. Race mixing permanently lowers the intelligence of your descendants if you are White and your children are not.

It's both genetic and environmental.
This is pretty well known.

We went over this already. A change in environment only brings minimal IQ gains for niggers.

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It would probably go along the lines of The guy Not being a complete inept piece of shit (less likely) Or Miranda fucking up somehow (more likely)
Then he would probably dump her on a planet filled with experiments or Alien life that over powers and impregnates Strong Powerful Womyn

Bioware died with Dragon Age.

There are, but it's extremely rare because an individuals intelligence shifts towards the average of their race when they are born. Statistically if we look at USA for example, poor white children are on average more intelligent than black children from rich families, so there goes the argument that wealth and environment has any kind of meaningful effect on intelligence.
You can take the nigger out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.


Not really, environment has an extremely minimal effect that is in many cases not detectable therefore probably does not even exist.

this
Mass Effect 3 may have been a pile of shit, But Cisquisition was the killing blow

Also what the fuck is it with these nature vs nurture faggots who can't even be bothered to post any sources?
Its like they're trying to shit up the thread

I forgot to say I was talking about the 5th pic

But the IQ of all races have increased very quickly for all racial groups.

Again. In less than a 100 years the average IQ went up by 20 points. That is a huge amount.

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That describes this entire thread

[citation needed]
You keep saying that, but your claim is automatically a lie because IQ testing for negroes did not start a 100 years ago so how would you know how much it's gone up since then. IQ testing for African countries only started quite recently, and the average IQ of Africa is 70.
Also, you're plain wrong if you think people today are more intelligent than a 100 years ago.

Where's Turians?

So are you saying the Fylnn effect is wrong?

I am refering to African American's specifically. Even if that is the case then we have 2 options for Africans. Either
or

All I've Got

The reason African Americans have an average IQ of 85 instead of 70 is that all African Americans have some European DNA in them because of slavers muh dicking their slaves so much.
In other words, race mixing between Whites and Negroes lowers the IQ of descendants for the White person, and increases it for the Negroid. Only the Negroid stands to gain anything from it.

Hang on, there are still people trying to discuss Mass Effect in here.

Ok. But the IQ of African American's and Whites have still increase over the last 100 years consistently.

I really like those pics. How are they made? Are they just a lot of overlaid images of a population?
Spooky.

No one is discussing me. At this point we're just warming up fore the andromeda flop circlejerk
The accuracy surprises me. All those faces are completely alien to me except my country's which reminds me of my mother

if you disliked him why are you constantly posting the retarded meme when Pinochet killed more NON-COMMIES than commies?

That was a great thread.

No, it hasn't. You keep saying that but never proved it. It really has not been increasing.


We aren't? You're literally making that up you butthurt cuck. I haven't seen a Pinochet meme on Holla Forums in several months, it's that rare.

Its alarming how much you can be in deny deny deny mode, kinda like watching a SJW meltdown video on youtube

It's hilarious how you can be in such a denial mode that you claim others are in denial when it's obviously you. Several people here BTFO out of your shitty argument, and you keep repeating the same thing even though it was already proven false.

That's modus operandi for goons though.

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pretty much yeah

funny how you retards think shitposting is "BTFOing someone", its like you never went past 12 year old mental state

But the Flynn effect proves otherwise.

Good looks is oppression

To be fair muh pinochet is more of a TRSodomite thing

To act like an edgy faggot, because he knows no white person is going to bash his skull in for saying it. Thanks cucked america

ethiopia
japan
philippines
india
lebanon
peru
serbia
spain
ukraine
netherlands

best girls

Muh dick

Well I be damn, argentina is really white

There weren't even 3 black women there. The one that's supposed to be the main character is a mix and all she did was caculate things given to them on calculators, and return the results - the same as other 99 women employed

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when?

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this.
dott's looks good because of it's pixel art with the classic lucas arts design. I played it through and would never buy an abandoned dos point and click adventure without the 256-color pixel art (and because it's abandoned -> needs emulation). They replaced it with comic shit instead of adding some pixels to make it 16:9. (would require talent)