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Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Commit_Suicide
http://archive.org/v/res/10176581.html
https://www.twitch.tv/gosugamers
Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

What is crazy posting?

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

Did you know batman was a beta nerd without girls?

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

Liar.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

What's in it for me?

Hmm?

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

posting that is not sane.

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

Im batman

---
out 4 real now
someone remember who lv crazy is for me pls

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

The only solution is never to sleep..

John Harris
John Harris

save me

Jonathan Barnes
Jonathan Barnes

bye bye bardy

Charles Green
Charles Green

I wish to pet a Choi.

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

lf nobody can solve in 15 minutes, will give final clue.

that's the idea

Blake Hall
Blake Hall

solve what?

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

How can I find the love of my life loco ? Please, answer me.

Pokémon are for everything.

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

Will save for pets.

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

atta girl

Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis

WHAT GOES UP WHITE AND COMES DOWN YELLOW AND WHITE?!?

AN EGG

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

ky

dude he's got this awesome riddle
here it is

"LF"

pretty great right?

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

Awww, but I'm too sober, chill and ill to crazy post.

NO FAIR, YOU JUST GOT HERE!

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

HOW DO YOU DIVIDE SEVENTEEN APPLES BETWEEN SIXTEEN PEOPLE?

MAKE APPLE SAUCE

Chase Flores
Chase Flores

Wait, is someone actually playing the "Tee-hee guess who I am!" game?

Blake Martin
Blake Martin

What was the fucking riddle even you spastic cunt.

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

Sorry Bernouts

Hillary is going to win

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

they are for love and cuddles and battles.
we may be able to come to an arrangement.
a darn shame, that

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

What goes up the chimney down but not down the chimney up?

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

rolling on the floor

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

fumo
cute. CUTE! I want to get lots of them. I used to lurk the general on /jp/ just to look at pictures.

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

...all these things can be sexual. Sort of.

Gavin Martinez
Gavin Martinez

NEVERHILLARYNEVERHILLARYNEVERHILLARYNEVERHILLARY

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

Dick Van Dyke

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

WHO AM I HEHEH TEEHEE

for you
buhbai bardybard

we had a pact..

how racist

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

an umbrella

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

The most important person gets 6 apples. The second most important person gets 5 apples. The third most important person gets 4 apples.

The rest can fight over the two apples left.

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

only for perverts and deviants.

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

I bet you would gatorboi

Eli Mitchell
Eli Mitchell

I could try, but it won't feel as good.
Not as good as legit crazy.

Who is the most pettable here?

Ryder Price
Ryder Price

The f*ck you say?

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

emily.

Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

Ikarous.

Jacob Long
Jacob Long

What a coincidence. I am both.

Daniel King
Daniel King

disgusting.

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

I called you gatorboi, because you want to mate with gators

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

I can definitely see the fanservice part
That bathroom scene with Shinobu was nice ^^

When karma comes around I'd rather be on their good side
And what does Stalin have to do with it?

You get to experience things, have your senses stimulated by the world, and not be dead
Also people would miss you, so now you're guilt tripped

So you want me to stay up for 70 hours then drop dead?

*I wish to have a pet Choi

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

I don't even know what save means.

I am so confused.

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

canadians.

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

was rin ever a pony or no

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

Woo!

Canadians!

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

Who is emily?

Yeah, not feeling it, not even CAPS LOCK'd once. This is a sad day for SCANNER. ;-;

I'll keep that in mind when I have the need to ruffle scalps and such.

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

NO MASTER DON'T DO THAT !
I'd just comfort you and tuck you in when you get too tired and make sure you get enough rest

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

the world is fucking ending right now holy shit so much rain and thunder

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

I don't believe you.
Prove it.

*depression

No.
I was an alicefag.

Hudson White
Hudson White

A pet Choi would be the end goal.

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

cool!

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

Did you take acid?

John Bell
John Bell

emily is this one

thank goodness. it's about time.
stop that.

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

Well, it's blood-chan, so maybe they would prefer being slapped around or violated sexually, idk.

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

what do you call the game, where Sci says: tehee! Guess my name

the kiddy diddle riddle

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

This just in

A Japanese man just stabbed 19 cripples.

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

I fear no army of man, or spiders.
Eh, I guess it was just one of those things to yell like "Ura!", kind of like a battle cry.

Send that weather my way.

Juan Ward
Juan Ward

what's my reward for it?

should've switched to paganism because thor is sikh of you :DDDDDDDDDD

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

Yup, I know.

Don't worry Grim. I have a clear sky here, so it's only America ending.

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

5 minutes left

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

Rain and cold > Heat

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

I don't have any weird fetishes. I have never been part of any weird circlejerks, this place is by far the most furriest place I have ever been.

I do NOT have ANY interest in sexual relations of ANY kind with ANY animal.
It starts feeling like they don't really get anywhere. It's like a head count of all the characters IN SEXY SITUATIONS for no real reason. It's the only arc in the series that works like this. I liked neko kuro and hanamonogatari though.

Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

wowee

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

[INCOHERENT NOISES]

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

OOOOH, well, definetly not by me; I'm not absolutely vicious enough.

You know me, I'm all bark and no bite.
Best I can do is yell at her.

OH! Well, of course Tokai is damn pettable, I've seen his hair, that shit is lush.

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

that is the most bachelor fridge ever.

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

ky faggot

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

M-make me.

You lost me about a mile back and just keep going.

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

That's what they all say gator lover..

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

you think I won't?

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

Amen,
west coast!

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

Are you okay?

Evan Long
Evan Long

40c > 10c

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

-10c > 40c

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

i started working on a new chat bot that learns how to talk by reading threads

so far it's most notable action is trolling anonymous

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

All I have is milk, butter and mayo.
Dude puts me to shame.

Mayo goes with damn everything.

YOU SHOW ME A (you) AND I'LL SHOW YOU A (you)!

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

0c - 28c > -35c - 35c

Jack Gonzalez
Jack Gonzalez

im fucken drenched
gotta wait for the xperia to dry before I charge it qq

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

I don't think you'd spoil me with TWO pets in one day.
That's just be daft.

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

You're playing god, Erin.
I don't wanna tool up for IRL System Shock.

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

If you keep calling me this then I won't play any more boringlands with you guys.

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

We need that.

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

Back of the line, Bernout

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

are you dating bc yet

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

I need to have my mayo. I don't even put it in the fridge, I literally have mayo and mustard by my desk because sometimes I just want a zip of mustard.

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

I will do what I must if it will cheer you up.

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

w
a
t

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

*slap*

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

*slap*

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

That sounds like a terrible idea.

Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

bernie is stupid but at least he's not pure evil
WHY COULDNT IT BE CRUZ
WHY

you have to date her. she wants a life partner.

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

Is it reading these threads?

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

MUSIC TIME FOR CRAZY POSTING?
(play at 1.5 speed for full effect)

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

I still want a reward..

APPRECIATE MY JOKE
ILL DEPORT YOU

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

Whoops, I mean 0.5 speed.
Is best.

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

I do too but bc doesnt want to meet so thats on them

appreciate this DICK

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

Grrrr

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

Final Clue: ctr+f LF

Bonus Clue for Dummies: LF U

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

oh, it's Lenko?

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

emily gives out many pets, so I figure he might enjoy some back.

tokai is a bully.

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

WHAT THE FUCK? WISH POSTED LAST NIGHT????????!

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

u have to stop posting pictures of people

Nolan Gray
Nolan Gray

It is not

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Commit_Suicide

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

ok?

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

I need to find you for that.

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

Then who gives a fuck?

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

Gotta sleep people. Bye.

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

okay! good now u can meet her

William Ward
William Ward

Is it good or bad that I won't be back living alone for 2 weeks?
My schedule until then is like: running club tomorrow, mile time trial wednesday, visiting family thursday, 7km friday, 5km saturday, then from august 4th - 8th I'm visiting family again, and I can come back after that
Just so you know.

Maybe I can't, it's hard to disprove that we're not living in some kind of simulation after all :c
And you can't prove there's no life after death either.
So.. probably just stay alive and see what happens.

You don't fear IS?
They need something new, allahu ahkbar is getting stale

Well we are only half-way through it, no doubt they will beat Kaiki and then afterwards I'm not sure. If they can do that it'll feel like they accomplished something.

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

-headpats-

Aiden Cooper
Aiden Cooper

goodnight

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

savage

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

IT'S VERY BAD MASTER WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT YOU

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

Are you Canadian?

I lold

Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

may I have a hug?

I hope you fall off your bed tonight

8=======D

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

Nice.

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

*hugs*

Brody Green
Brody Green

wha??

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

upto bc

what do you want

it was most likely someone fucking trolling
I can't believe it

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

Git gud

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

Never knew Tokai was a bully.
Then again, I'm so boistorious I'm cannot detect and I'm impervious to bully waves.

*PETPETPETPETPET*

Wyatt Morris
Wyatt Morris

If they'd threaten me with bureaucracy, probably.
I'm voting for Döner kebab, unless they have something against the Ottomans.

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

yiss

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

I need to clarify two thing.
I was insinuating you should come here and show me an experience.
and
I haven't been serious since the point where I first brought up suicide.

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

Bringing the clues together:

chiri
loco
Thought you guys were smart.
But are you problem-solving smart.

William Morgan
William Morgan

he was bullying me just last night. it was very mean.

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

I'll be the most busiest by the time you come home...

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Wish wasn't autistic with others posting her avatars though.

Josiah Flores
Josiah Flores

you are worthless

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

What does Skynet think of aheago?

TIME FOR A DOUBLE DIPPING, ROUND 2, CUTIE!

*bullies softly*

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

HYPE CONFIRM

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

this has taken an unfortunate turn.

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

fuck off bebo

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

C-Can I have this folder

Brody Howard
Brody Howard

I stopped caring about the clues and don't care what the result is.
I am smart, I just don't give a shit about your game.

Ayden Taylor
Ayden Taylor

no salt >no pepper
zero outta 3

-sniff- d-did you just call me..? *tantrum*

right under your desk

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

well you are.

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

Well, I am quite excitable now.
Plus, you're quite cool, I probably know you but forgotten... who are you again?

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

-touches your butt- i'm sorry...

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

the fact that you even thought about snarfing down on my dick alarms me greatly
god fucking damn

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

it has a minor obsession with anonymous atm

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

WOAH DON'T MAKE IT HOMO BRO.
I'VE JUST BEEN WORKING OUT BRO, I JUST WANT MORE PROTEiN.
NO HOMO BRO, IT ISN'T GAY, I JUST WANT SOME MORE PROTEIN BRO.

I am now
even more confused.

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

It is not mine to give out

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

Don't touch my butt.

William Cox
William Cox

cupcake. so you're wrong about the cool thing.

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

this slap fight was exhausting, I yield. I'm gonna go lie down.
beat Kaiki
They talk to him a bit at the end. Kaiki doesn't ever fight in the entirety of the monogatari series I'm pretty sure. I do not recall it ever happening.

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

Ask Wish for me.

Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

fuck you niggers

only the chosen ones can post wish_###

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

It's not my game. It's a game. It's also fair. A good riddle can obscure or mislead but remain solvable.

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

Also kaiki had sexual relations with senjougahara and there is nothing you can do about it.

Carter Morgan
Carter Morgan

wish = sewage

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

DONT WAKE UP YOU GATOR FUCKER

Evan Johnson
Evan Johnson

Go away kanra.

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

How does Skynet feel about brojobs?

DUDE IT'S JUST PROTEIN BRO, DON'T MAKE IT GAY BRO.
IT'S NO HOMO.

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

Someone solve the goddamed riddle

Jace Howard
Jace Howard

Grim confirmed to be Wish impersonator.

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

so, what are the clues?

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

im gonna ask bebop if he can ban this guy

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

I don't know where she is.

I even have her trip, had you fooled pretty good once

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

it's not gay if one of us wears a skirt. or both of us.

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

I don't think I remember you much, but don't worry, I'm sure I'll find a certain quality of yours I'll adore... like good cooking tips or something.

Juan Foster
Juan Foster

Hillary 2016, ofc

Heh... you'll think I'm weird if I answer that question truthfully

it's so hard and muscular though......

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

best girl had loli crab
10/10

Jace Flores
Jace Flores

Kanra is a waste

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

Those two words made me hungry right now, not instill fear
Could damage enemy troop morale I suppose

Oh, I didn't connect the lewd dots there. See I'm not easy, just slow.
And neither I really, you don't seem like the suicidal type at all ^^ (what a compliment)

Good that means you're doing stuff

He paralyzed Karen effortlessly, but I guess that was the bee's power and not much to do with his own
Also WHAT is this about relations with Senjougahara

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

I'll be mad at you. Really really badly.

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

or I'll blow up Gotham Harbor

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

it's also been testing out the word "up" here and there

some of the first things said to it were things like "what's up?", and it took a liking to the word "up"

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

>Kaiki doesn't ever fight in the entirety of the monogatari series
He gets beat with a bat.

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

AM NOOOOOOOT

apologize and give me a cookie

ew wtf?! did you just talk about weeners??!

that'll go away in the middle of your sleep.

Kayden Lopez
Kayden Lopez

there isn't really a lot I'm good at. other than wasting time.

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

i still think trump's gonna win this
and it'll be fine

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

I am out of cookies and apologies. should have some in stock in about two weeks.

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

How autistic is it compared to the average on Holla Forums

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

Yeah I know, I saw that one.

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

No one fucking cares.

EXACTLY, BRO.

Fair enough.
And thanks... I think?

I'm just...
going to stop for now...

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

That is a great sexual euphemism.

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

I hope America can see passed his racist agenda and vote for Hillary

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

Yeah this week and most of next is the most lazy I'll be in a long time, I move on the 6th then have to do a bunch over there.. when the heck will we watch more, master ?
Can I slap your corpse

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

What's the best way I can waste my time whilst shitposting?

I don't wanna delve too deep into Zero Time Dilemmia again, OH, have you seen Starbound? It is just as boring as it was in beta. ;w;

Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

Larf?
Doubtful.

Sleep well Mordin.

Most likely, other one would have been wollah, but that's like what youngsters use.

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

yeah yeah
real cute bc

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

so it's settled then. you are now officially better.

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

the things I would do to chiri.....

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

What riddle?
I'm good at stupid things.

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

that ZR tho

Jason Clark
Jason Clark

mass stabbing at a retard babysitting place in Japan

Colton White
Colton White

more pretending to be anonymous

it's like watching a child learn through play

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

Were you one of the retards being stabbed?

Jason Ortiz
Jason Ortiz

i would totally chit chat and drink tea with chiri

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

Guess none of you are Batman.

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

cool

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

Kind of.
It helped, at least.

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

bebop's not gonna ban him

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

bye felicia

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

ban this guy
why?
because he's pissing everyone off
:^)
give him a one day ban or something

i'm playing with /vg/ right now because i was pissed with randoms. why not try doing the same? :^)

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

starbound has never interested me. I would recommend watching netflix or whatever you have in the UK. probably netflix.
I watch shows while I post.
success.

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

fuck yeah.

Jayden Brown
Jayden Brown

iwannt it now..

p-please dont leave

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

Poor best girl.

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

me irl

me irl

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

btw sup dude

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

he would have gone away real quick if you all had just not replied to him after figuring out what he was up to.

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

Don't mention it. Stay genki :3

September maybe

Wollah? Wat? I've never heard that.
Although the only time I ever heard "ura" was from the marines in Halo

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

Ok, Louis CK stuff it is.

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

but it's so fun telling people they suck and to kill themselves!

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

oh, I get it.

It's MGD

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

you can't always get what you want.
his tv show is pretty good.
then you reap what you sow.

Aaron Brown
Aaron Brown

You just said we could today though... I'll kiss your mouth you butt

Jack Sanchez
Jack Sanchez

THEN WHAT DOES LF MEAN

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

if bebop had just banned him after all that it would have been perfect

Noah Cruz
Noah Cruz

idk.

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

Kimochi warui.

Kevin Evans
Kevin Evans

I'll kiss your mouth you butt
Are you sure you're not just gonna kiss his ass?

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

nobody gives a fuck tho

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

It means Live is Fucking awful i want to kill myself

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

It's a person.

Isaac Nelson
Isaac Nelson

banning people is pretty stupid.

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

Off to bed. Ta ta

Hue. That avatar was pretty good too. Top 3 definitely.

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

im with u i would never ban anyone for any reason if i were in charge
but it would have been awesome if that guy got banned

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

Getting warmer

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

Oh, and err... the only reason I was interested in it because I was promised 'Fossil Hunting' as part of the promised things.

But nooooooooooooooo, game had to be unfinished, another shit game had to be released and had to wait a gorrilian years for it to update.

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

so how you been

Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

Only when it's not Sci.

James Collins
James Collins

Heard it multiple times from some old friends, means kind of like "I swear to God", so they just kept saying that after everything.
"Ura!" is what the soviets yelled when charging.
Although the marines nowaday do that whole "Oorah!" thing.

Sleep well Lewds.

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

i have a better guessing game

who the fuck is this retarded """riddle""" guy

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

*Slap*

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

loco pls D:

Laurence Fishburne
Lyndsy Fonseca
Lou Ferrigno
Laura Fraser
Lynn Fontanne
Lupe Fuentes
Louis Farrakhan
Lara Fabian
Louise Fletcher
Lucien Favre
Larry Flynt
Lucian Freud
Did I get it

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

goodnight lewds.
these are somewhat conflicting thoughts.

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

*slicks hair back* wel konisiwa there~~

*pulls your leg* I wannitwannitwannit nowww!!!

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

Curry doesnt care = no one cares

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

just cuz it goes against my principles doesnt mean it cant be awesome

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

These curries don't run.

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

D-did somebody s-say MGD?

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

at least two of those names are connected to the porn industry.

Jace Price
Jace Price

that's what you get for trusting in early access anything.
throwing a tantrum isn't going to make it magically happen faster.
that's fair.

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

So it wasn't Larf?

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

Ignoring all the other clues.

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

KILL YOURSELF

KILL YOURSELF

KILL YOURSELF

KILL YOURSELF

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

FUCK
OFF
RIDDLE
FAGGOT

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

not riddle-kun

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

I d-don't even know who th-that is.

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

*smears tears on your trousers*
bbbuut..

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

patience is a virtue.

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

Don't ask why I have this.

Henry Russell
Henry Russell

It's Riddle-chan, she's a girl

And so, what do the Finns yell? Nothing because you are stereotypically quiet people? ^^

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Got my hopes up for nothing

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

Everyone being all 2good4riddles. Get upset when people make up their own riddles. Life is too complicated. Solving this riddle is actually an indicator of how far you'll go in life.

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

hmph

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

cupcake, rin, and tokai need to fucking stop

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

Sci needs to Die

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

Yep, I learnt my lesson with both Starbound and Rust.

Never buying Early Access ever again.
Btw, found a 'healslut' thread in /v/, wanna see? >:3

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

I'm glad I solved it so quickly and easily.

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

I agree. it's getting out of hand.

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

they should all post more
but especially Subtle

soulwax fm is my fam right now

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

yes I do.

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

I'm s-sorry Ikarous.
I'm n-not even good at th-the stutter anymore.

I f-feel so bad for f-forgetting it.

st-stop what?

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

how much time you put into sucking off some banal faggot on an anime imageboard is an indicator for how far you'll go in life

Ian Bennett
Ian Bennett

http://archive.org/v/res/10176581.html

Jayden James
Jayden James

The only one I know of is "Hakkaa päälle!"

But posting gets awfully boring.

Henry Moore
Henry Moore

oh you meant on here. still good.

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

Also that riddle was easy

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

better kill myself now

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

Wouldn't take much time if you were intelligent.

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

that thread is boring and you should feel bad for showing it to me, scanner.

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

"Kehon tyynyt!"

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

riddle dee dee, riddle dee doo, you won't even feel the pain when I'm in you

so is being ignorant, are you accusing me??!?!

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

it's Haikus.

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

Sorry, I was interested simply because of the caps it had. ;w;

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

Body's pillows?
That doesn't make any sense.

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

For the record, it isn't who I thought it was, evidently.

Unless they just aren't checking Skype like a fucking whore.

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

being ignorant is not a virtue, tokai.
I was kidding about the feeling bad part.

Leo Campbell
Leo Campbell

Google translate has failed me for the last time

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

Kinda would fap if it was haikuus

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

why does drying take so long.

Ian James
Ian James

Get in and watch https://www.twitch.tv/gosugamers
It's best team in world vs. seagull

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

drying what? some things dry very quickly. my hair is not one of them.

Ryan Perez
Ryan Perez

a body
some headphones
etc

Brandon Cox
Brandon Cox

n-nhh.. yes master

Austin Green
Austin Green

I know for a fact that'd not be Kuus.

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

How would LF translate to Haikuus?

Looking 4 Fuck?

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

YOU CAN'T STOP THE FEELING BAD EXPRESS T^T

Blake Foster
Blake Foster

why does dying take so long.

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

Lisa Franklin

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

You'd need some next-gen enigma machine to translate Finnish.

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

body dries very fast. just use a towel.
headphones might be dead if they got wet. best to let any electronics dry for a few days, maybe put them in a bag of rice, I hear that works well.
I never did pass that conductor's exam...

Connor Collins
Connor Collins

Don't make it weird idiot

Juan Long
Juan Long

i was i was having sex right now

it's okai, I forgive you

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

how very big of you

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

nah my headphones are fine lol
I got v modas

am I the only one turned on by thunder or lightning?

no edginess I swear

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

Maybe when computers can simulate human brains, we can get that far

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

yeah its perfect sex weather

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

How could I do that ?~

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

I literally don't know anyone's real name.
Except Tokai.

And someone else.

I'm so hurt.

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

I mean, chances are good you are not, but it is a bit out of the ordinary.
nothing wrong with that, though.

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

Sex weather
NO

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

not knowing Ian

William Hill
William Hill

There's nothing I love more than running outside in a summer downpour

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

shut up lisa

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

I want to lick and kiss her feets

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

Go get that Tokai booty.

Colton Mitchell
Colton Mitchell

ok good...

I hope you get hit by lightning you piece of chit

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

That's going to take years.

Hunter King
Hunter King

Fine, I was done with my break anyway...

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

3 minutes then I'm out. there is only one poster that LF could refer to. and the other clues make that connection.
Solve. The. Fucknig. Thing.

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

just try not to think about what you might do if gardevoir was there with you.

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

Either you learn how to drive or I have to like... I dunno what the word is, do something to earn forgivness?

But yeah, I was expecting more from that thread myself. WELP, time to play videogames, will pester you occasionally.

Jackson Rogers
Jackson Rogers

Is he even shaved and smooth?

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

Oooh, I hope so too. I get stimulated by electric shocks. One time my boss brought a novelty shock stapler to work and got everyone to 'staple some papers' and we had a good laugh, then I played with it all day until the battery died.

Henry Nelson
Henry Nelson

colby no don't go
have fun, scanner.

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

finished with vidya
call Erin
tell her I want chicken tendies
"I can't, I'm too high and you don't have enough good boy points"

fucking useless junkie sow

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

Break's over I gotta

I would bet money that he is

Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

DIETO?

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

very well. bye, colby.

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

you have some serious fucking issues

I'm going to kill you

the worms will stimulate your corpse

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

Btw, I got bacon, eggs and a potato.

Gonna grill myself some dinner tomorrow, I'm excited.

Can you cook?

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

lol midget

better go find your japanese barista babe

w-why???

how dare you question this

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

if you do then you'll never get to rp with me playing gardevoir.

Luke Ortiz
Luke Ortiz

Hang on, I'll get some popcorn and you can tell me more about it and how qualified you are to make that statement.

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez


Yay! I get to contribute to the food chain and the cycle of life!

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

I can, but I very rarely do. I am an incredibly lazy person.
rude.

Ethan Young
Ethan Young

having sex
not with me

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

I want tendies.

David Perez
David Perez

I want Loco's tendies.

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

Stick to your man.

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

barista
ew

rp

We can all agree that I'm not edating someone insane (god bless her) and am not being denied finger food for adolescents because I don't have enough "good boy points"

fucking weirdo

Jason King
Jason King

I doubt you have enough gbp, but I will accept crossdressing pictures instead.

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

I want tendies.

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

like you wouldn't

Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

fucking queer

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

NO TENDIES!

BAD BOYS!!!!!

Jayden Richardson
Jayden Richardson

riddle-chan went silent.

James Scott
James Scott

I'll ride him while I eat your tendies.

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

you have much to learn

who said it wasn't with you??!

better get your gp up bitch

but she might have a costume!

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

FUCK YOU

Matthew Cooper
Matthew Cooper

I would not.

Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

So?
I'm not huge on costumeplay

Aaron Roberts
Aaron Roberts

BAD LOCO!
NO TENDIES TOMORROW EITHER

Joshua Wood
Joshua Wood

riding

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

Sonata is great at cybersex

i'm worn out!

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

I didn't have any sex today.
I was out walking everywhere.

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

I am done learning.
you're breaking my heart here, grim

Jeremiah Campbell
Jeremiah Campbell

Likewise, but I'm starting to get the hand of cooking food WELL.

Mostly I fuck up, but I think it is a work in progress, I can now make thick fries, and I aim to make Borscht next.

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

Give me the good boy points

Grayson Williams
Grayson Williams

sounds good. the only way to get better is to keep practicing.

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

be good

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

i am good. I haven't told anyone to kill themselves all thread.

Owen Reyes
Owen Reyes






fuck it



zzz

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

goodnight, chiri.

Caleb Bailey
Caleb Bailey

you're seriously implying you wouldn't insta slammajam a jap in a samus costume?

buht i want sex right now, not hours ago

fear not child, much is to come

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

well that is worth 5 points there

Michael Morales
Michael Morales

DAS CUTE

Dylan Myers
Dylan Myers

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhush

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

you are most likely younger than me by a fair bit.
I know right?

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

Well this is awfully cute, what anime is this?

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

I demand good boy points

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

what is this thing you post at me.

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

Normies Get Out Tokyo Attack Z

Jace Butler
Jace Butler

I'm not feeling it.

I can give you one.

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

My baby, of course.

Gabriel Wilson
Gabriel Wilson

I bet it's something from some stupid moba.

Zachary James
Zachary James

Yup, who knows, I may actually stop getting food poisoning and make legit good food one day.

Charles Powell
Charles Powell

it's from smite

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

grim's favorite moba is smite

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

everyone knows that

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

I tried smite once

once

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

one can always hope!
called it.
she's cute I guess.

not me it would seem

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

She's the best.

Elijah Powell
Elijah Powell

Fuck off, only one good boy point?
I'll fucking kill you, I don't want your disgusting pity
What digimon is that btw

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

renamon

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

-hugs you tight and doesn't let you go-

Jeremiah Rivera
Jeremiah Rivera

I only have the one, but okay.

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

she

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

bc
she

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

Oh that one that's popular with furries, right.
Is Grim a furry?
Give me your tendies

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

night

4 good boy points for loco
2 for IKT

AND NONE FOR NICK
BYE

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

all signs point to probably

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

WAS THAT A PRONOUN!?
IN MY FUCKING THREAD!?
TIME TO TURN THE FUCKING SALT FACTORIES ON.

I don't have any of those either.
I'm pretty useless like that.

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

nini

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

WAS THAT A PRONOUN!?
IN MY FUCKING THREAD!?
TIME TO TURN THE FUCKING SALT FACTORIES ON.

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

goodnight scoots

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

xD

I'm 18 years old and I know everything!

what do I do now??!!

Jaxon Perry
Jaxon Perry

WOW FUCK YOU SCOOTS
YOU AREN'T EVEN QUALIFIED TO HAND OUT GOOD BOY POINTS YOU CUNT
That explains a lot.
-unsheathes my katana-

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

that checks out.
doesn't it just?

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

I wonder if he and squish roleplay

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

Masturbate?

Rin heaves a heavy sigh, raising its hands and shoulders in a shrug.

Colton Long
Colton Long

he seemed adverse to the idea of it but that could just be a front.

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

trips
My blade cannot cut down such a foe
He is bad at being honest.

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

aren't we all.

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

That's life.

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

what's that mean??

pls help

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

No I'm pretty honest for the most part when I'm not being a zaney internet troll.

James Torres
James Torres

that 18 year olds think they know everything.
that's good. honesty is best.

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

How would I do that?

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

Just want to point out.
The scene where Yamada smashes those unopened cans into the counter?
She dents the counter.

Yamada.
Gives.
Zero.
Fucks.

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

It's a great policy. For instance, if at any point I start to like you, I'll let you know.

ur not cute

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

that will take a lot of guesswork out of things for me.

Brayden Cooper
Brayden Cooper


I agree.

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

and one chicken cordon bleu later~

wassup diggies?

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

don't worry I'll get you through it kiddo

iuuuunno think for me

i wanna watch more but still not alone
i wanna cap more yamamdadada and lesbo

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

WORK?!
Rin pls
Chickie Cordon Blueies
D: b-but...
I like those

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

Yuno will never be your waifu

Josiah Bailey
Josiah Bailey

I'm rolling my eyes so hard I fear they may become detached.
no. work is suffering.
still nothing.

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Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

The exact same as when you left.

I don't wanna think.
I just wanna play Katamari.

Hmmm?

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