45 minutes.
45 minutes
kill yourself
Keep your pants on ROBop.
I'm excited too though
Why make a thread if you're not ready? It will only sink lower on the catalog.
OH FUCK
will rob be experiencing the harmony?
No, he'll be experiencing the twilight.
The best thing about R.O.B threads is that Redditards and 4cucks stand out like a sore thumb
fuck off nintendrone attention whore.
you weren't kidding:
Not vidya
check em
saging cause not rob thread yet
>HAHA!
OHSHIT IT'S THIS THREAD
This is reddit-tier garbage.
AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
this da reel deel
...
L-lewd
ε-(´・`)
…
GB!
GB, wake up!
Something amazing has happened to us!
rerollan
The day that we've longed waited for has finally arrived!
IT BEGINS.
We can finally enjoy video games again!
YES!
It's been so long
wow avatarfagging eceleb nu cuckchan shit fucking gay shit in my Holla Forums board? fucking nintendcuck shill kike thread
(๑°o°๑)
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checked
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(;゜○゜)?
this post is whats wrong with Holla Forums tbhsenpaifamalam
I may not like ROB or his threads, but I deem them a necessary and healthy communal activity for Holla Forums
I just wish we weren't so limited in regards to our common, recurring popular threads and/or events.
(*・∧・*)?
i am confused.
This shit is no joke worse then namefagging. I can only compare this to a child playing with his toys to escape his pathetic real life.
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rob confirmed cancer
Could it be more obviously bait?
I know it's all so sudden, but remember when we defeated GB Micro after learning that we had been abducted and placed in GB Micro's own collection?
And remember how Dark GB and myself left off to find a new house to stay in because the place we were in was going to disappear at any moment now that GB micro was defeated?
…if you don't, that's okay. It was a long time ago.
Welcome to Holla Forums
But the important thing is that everything is fine again.
We have a new place to stay, and we get to play video games again!
hownew.ru
>a manchild playing with his toys to escape his pathetic real life
FTFY, and yes, that's what Holla Forums is. You can leave any time.
And look!
There's all of our games!
And there's all our Amiibos.
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smh tbh onii-fam
PLAY THE VIDYAS ROB!
Go for broke ROB!
I laff'd
And look!
All the games we missed out on in 2016!
There's a lot of material to make threads out of, you know?
wow R.O.B you really have shit taste
Good collection m8
I'm not baiting, I appreciate ROB threads but I don't like them on a personal level.
I'd like more options in regards to reoccurring threads. Not just ROB, LOL, 4AM, E3, and oekaki threads
But, most importantly of all…>>12007724
Looking at those games I can't wholeheartedly say that 2016 was a good year to be a nintendo fan.
…our friends have made it, too!
Good evening, everyone!
It's great to be finally back!
How are things?
Have you played any great video games lately?
It's kinda nasty that he bought censored to fuck games like Fates, #FE, and Bravely Second
Indeed, Okhlos and a bit of MKXL. Simple fun.
I played Recettear. It was ok.
this man named reddit keeps invading and it stops us from having fun with our vidyogaems
For those who are unaware, my name is R.O.B.
That's short for "Robotic Operating Buddy."
Next to me is my friend, Game Boy, or GB for short.
Introduce yourself, GB! They've waited a long time to see you!
Nioh has been pretty fun.
Kill yourself you censorship supporting faggot.
Had fun playing Nioh, but I have to rush to the end soon.
MH4U, but I've just stopped playing it after reaching high-rank.
I'm starting to lose my faith and entertainment value in games that I just settle into a repetitive cycle of the same game.
(⌣_⌣”)
i am not sure about this.
But why ROBot? Do you even have a 3DS with CFW? At least you got Planet Robobot.
Good for me
Finished Uncharted 2 and Kirby Trips Deluxe. Both good game in there own right. Also, I started playing Gravity Rush 2.
So yeah, we've finally settled into a new place!
Me and GB love it so far. I still have some work left to do, but we're making progress every single day!
It's a been a good long while since I've been able to relax and play a brand new video game.
So, I want to ask you…
...
…which game should me and GB play?
It's okay! I haven't played any of these, so any one will do!
Planet Robobot
Robobo is the only good one. Yarn Yoshi was acceptable. All else were mediocre to shit
Robotot
#FE
I want to see you suffer
roboboboboboobooboboboboboboboboboboobobot
Oh shoot!
I almost forgot!
Whens FCR?
This package came by earlier, addressed from some place called "INSUFFICIENT POSTAGE - RETURN TO SENDER."
I hope it's a brand new video game…
…or something that will make GB and me really happy!
...
I'm so sorry
Oh shit R.O.B., I think someone mailed you a bomb.
BEST ROBBIT INCOMING
FINARRY!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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FINARRY!!!
EFFUSHEEARR!
HAS COME BACK
TO NIHO-
Show us your immigration papers gook, things have changed since the last time you were in the states.
AHHH! DAME! DAME!
…
F.C.R. can go back after he helps us get rid of the Koreans
Oh…
It's just F.C.R.
Nevermind, everyone.
Try Hyrule Warriors, guys! I'm on the fence about that game, but a good Musou might be fun!
ROB-SAN!
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN GRORIOUS NIPPON WITH ME!
THIS IS NOT YOUR HOME! THIS IS OUR ISLAND!
NOT YOURS OR DIRTY CHINESE!
OY!
WHY IS NIPPON SO WESTERN!
I STILL SENSE FAT PEOPLE AND TERRIBURR ENGRISH DUBS!
SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG!
you have to go back
That's because you're not in Japan, F.C.R.
This is me and GB's new place!
But you can stay with us, if you'd like.
You can stay underneath the table just like you always did.
I honestly thought you were gone forever, so I'm surprised to see you.
Whoa there, buddy, your pal FCR better have a visa. You ought to know what happens to illegal migrants.
...
That's a nice slap.
YOU SERIOUS!?
YOU MEAN THAT I AM STILL NOT HOME AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?!
OF COURSE NOT!
LOOK, I SEE KOREANS ARREADY!
Careful, FCR is not your 'PAL', pal.
HARRO!
DID YOU MISS ME?!
IT'S GOOD OL' EFFUSHEEARR!
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As bad as my country is, at least it doesn't have a evil feminist cult running the show, just building companies that paid off the government.
OY!
KNOW YOUR PLACE!
THIS IS MY COUNTRY NOW!
I LOOK DOWN ON YOU NOW!
corea pig disgusting.
fucking die.
how the fuck did you get off the intranet, chink?
THIS IS A COUNTERFEIT NIPPONESE PRODUCT
THAT IS BETTER!
NOW YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU BELONG!
Incoming robo-fellatio
ARE YOU SCARED NOW?!
VERRY GOOD!
BECAUSE WE JUST GETTING STARTED!
I AM EFFUSHEARR!
REMEMBER THE NAME!
FOR IT IS THE NAME OF YOUR URRTIMATE FATE!
Yes
…so F.C.R. thinks he's in Japan?
That may be an issue later on.
Is FCR going to ding dong bannu us?
Threads over, guys. FCR's gonna kill us.
Why contain it?
In any case, let's start playing video games.
What game?
Whoah woah woah. Not so fast. Just who do you think we are?
It's a good thing I got my 3DS charged and ready to go!
Tonight, we'll start by playing Kirby: Planet Robobot just like you suggested!
And it's good we've chosen that game, because I'm well equipped for this game.
I get it, because you're pink!
I got all the Amiibo that was released along with it last summer.
Aren't they cool?
As long as you like them R.O.B. I like them.
Man that kirby amiibo looks so much better than the smash one.
I've missed you R.O.B.!
I like the Kirby one the best because it's just so cute.
Look how happy he is flying on his Warp Star.
And Waddle-Dee looks good as well.
When was the last time F.C.R has played a video game? Maybe that's all he needs to do to chill out.
...
I could see why F.C.R. thought we weren't in the US
Now that we're ready, all I need is to decide between me and GB who gets to play first.
I wonder where GB went off to?
ROOOOOOOBBBB
You need a Dankey Kang and Link amiibo for this game. You get costumes.
SHE'S SUCKING JAP DICK
GAMU BOI?
OH! GEEBEE-CHAN IS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF TABURR RIGHT NOW!
BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, HUH?
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FCR WHAT DID YOU DO?!
What?!
Game Boy! No! You can't!
That's a wooden floor! You might crack your screen!
DON'T LISTEN T HIM.
WAHH!
WHAT ABOUT MY SCREEN?!
BAKA!
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。゚・(>﹏
GB! NO!
holy shit this got dark fast
...
Why are you acting like this?
What's wrong?
Your batteries are fresh. Don't worry, I checked.
BAD TOUCH
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( ˃⌂˂ )
R.O.B.
i want to go home!
i don't like this place.
i want to go back to where we were.
But GB…
…we cannot go back.
That part of our lives is over now.
...
Besides, I spent over a year setting this new place up for us.
Take off this uniform and leave the show
You are kinda slow, aren't you ROB?
GB has issues.
...
It wasn't easy, but I kept on.
Bit by bit, this started to look like a place where we could live and have fun.
...
And as I kept on setting things up here, I kept one thing in mind.
...
...
...
You, GB.
All of this was for you.
I was hoping to make something that you'd be happy in.
I know there's still a little work to do, but now that you're awake, you can help me make it into something you feel more comfortable with.
…
GB is just tsundere
(>д<)
I WANT TO GO HOME!
GB, please!
GB…
This isn't good.
I was certain that GB would love being here.
GB needs the healing power of vidya!
Perhaps I should just leave GB alone for now?
Maybe GB will feel better after a few minutes.
...
You don't leave suicidal people alone R.O.B.
Anyway, did you know that the Kirby Amiibo gives you an exclusive power-up in Kirby: Planet Robobot?
Do you want to see it?
sasuga Holla Forums
Yes, ROB, please show us.
Then maybe we can show Game Boy when she's ready.
Sure, I guess.
But if GB dies her circuitry is on your hands.
Maybe an accessory would cheer GB up?
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my god that is way too lewd
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(。ì _ í。)
(¬_¬)
She needs to give it more time. ROB, tell her she can enjoy the memory without miserably chasing it.
(; ̄Д ̄)
stupid
i hate you
OH SHIT, NOT THE MINI ROB
( ˃⌂˂ )
i didn't want to leave
let me go back home
That's no reason to commit murder.
sheeeit, you shoulda made that mini-rob your shikigami
It's not too late to go back.
I can show you the way.
OH FUCK
these camera angles are quite nice, ROBop
Oh, I thought the virtual boy had returned. T-This is fine too
(´◣д◢`+)
you live?
you picked the wrong time to mess with this Game Boy.
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your waifu is of inferior quality and she's probably getting fucked by a group of niggers as we speak.
GB, I'm not here to hurt you.
I'm here to heal you of your grief.
You just have to do…one thing.
You have to kill yourself.
I can take you home.
All you must to is submit to me, and this nightmare will end.
Do you really think R.O.B. cares about how you feel right now?
See for yourself.
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inb4 is just playing videogames without giving a fuck
See? You get to unlock the UFO power-up.
You cannot get this anywhere in the game.
Micro is kinda freaking me out now!
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! R.O.B JUST THOUGHT YOU NEEDED SOME SPACE! HE WANTS TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES WITH YOU!
ONRY YOU WOULD PAY FIFTEEN DOLLARU FOR A POWER-UP!
BAKA ROB-SAN!
F.C.R. has a valid point.
Submit to me, let us become one, and together we can make things as they once were.
I can take you home, GB.
Do you want to go home?
FCR is always right
(◞‸◟;)
please...
YOUR HOME ISN'T JUST ONE SPECIFIC ROOM, GAME BOY! YOUR HOME IS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHY WON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!
YESSSSSS
!
THE POWER!!!
THE ABSOLUTE POWER!!!
WHAT THE FUCK
NOOOOOOO
OH FUCK
JUST TURN AROUND ROB
SOON I WILL CLAIM WHAT IS MINE!
R.O.B.! YOU ARE FINISHED!
This is sexual in videogame machines terms, isn't it?
WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT NO NO NOOOOOOOOO
This is going bad really quickly.
Someone do something!
(O∆O)
this isn't...
what...I...
YOU DIE, ROB-SAN!
NOW IT IS MY TURN!
I WANT TO SUCK THINGS NOW! LET ME HAVE IT!
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==R.O.B.!!! THIS ENDS HERE!==
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Oh, GB!
I was actually saving the game for your tur-
its already taken care of
f
Oh god, I'm playing Yoshi's Island on a GB Micro right now. Are they all evil? Do I need a shrine maiden to cleanse it?
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GB!
What happened to you?
I told you that your games were all mine.
Watch out ROB that gook is about to strangle the shit out of you!
I even took your precious GB.
...
Comfy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Now I will take everything back.
Is GB always this stupid?
I agree with you, but i don't mind these threads
...
Ain't nothing comfy about what's about to go down man.
Starting with you
GB is just a child
Good lord man
GB-CHAN!
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING FINARRY!
I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER TO BE AROUSED OR DISGUSTED!
WAHHH!
FCR, truly the pinnacle of comment.
WHAT THE DICKENS DO WE DO NOW?!
FCR served as a plastic shield for ROB, what a champ.
So is ROB her father? Brother? Lawyer?
GB? You don't look well.
I know you're disappointed, but give it time.
I promise things will get better, so long as we stick together.
Everything will be alright.
You'll see.
...
Game Boy is gone!
And so is Micro!
We are both here and gone at the same time.
...
It will be a pleasure to shut you off.
You are just a robot, after all.
F.C.R. just doesn't give a shit
You will not be saved.
but both of you are robots too silly
Oh no!
What are you doing to me?
Robobot for sure.
If you play FE you gotta do the fan translation, it's the only way.
Put me down.
GB! I know you're in there!
Stop this.
I will enjoy watching the light die in your dies as I remove your batteries one by one.
OY!
I THINK IT'S TO BLOW THIS SCENE!
GET EVERYBODY AND STUFF TOGETHER!
OKAY!
3, 2, 1!
LET'S JAM!
That's it, I'm calling the police
3, 2, 1 let's jam!
God I love you FCR
REEEEEEEEEEEE!
You think the psionic amalgm of evil is the most dangerous thing in that room you're DEAD wrong.
GOOD THING I STILL HAVE THIS!
I THOUGHT I LEFT IT BACK IN USA WITH EVERYTHING ELSE!
THIS MUST BE MY RUCKY DAY!
RUN ROB RUN
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Now you can have your fun little threads all you want but jesus christ that is the next level of nintendrone my man.
ROB-SAN!
WE NEED A BIGGER GUN!
I think I know just the thing.
Let's get out of here.
...
Why you...
COME BACK, YOU COWARD!
Is that what I think it is?
WEW!
THAT WAS CLOSE!
Time for badassery
YOU KNOW, I DOUBT THAT THIS IS SO BAD!
GB NOW WITH THE TIMES!
VERY EDGY, VERY DARK, VERY SEDUCTIVE!
I BET GB IS NON-BINARY NOW!
KIDS LOVE THAT FOR SOME REASON!
This is all my fault.
GB must have lost all hope.
That's why GB's like this.
Cheeky
ROB was too innocent for this realism to be involved with his threads
Now, the only thing I'm worried about…
This guy
NO
…is whether or not we can rescue GB from this.
GB must be in there some where. I know it.
I hope this works…
F.C.R., listen to me carefully.
I have a plan.
I'm going to make it very painful if I have to come find you, R.O.B.
I know your weakness! You cannot hide!
I bet they use GOOD GAMES AND FRIENDSHIP AND KIRBY or something.
OY!
GB-CHAN!
YOU ARRWAYS HAD POOR TASTES!
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ARRWAYS WANTING ROB-SAN!
WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT NIPPON PLASTIC!
IT TIME FOR UPGRADE, YES?
So he's ternary now?
NANIWOKURE!?
rob's dead
NO!
NONONONONONONONONO!
YOU MUSTN'T TOUCH THERE!
IT'S DIRTY!
Thats cold as fuck
AT THIS RATE, I WILL BECOME AN ADULT!
GB, YAMERO!
Here we go
...
...
No one loves you, F.C.R.
Time to shut you up.
Micro!
It's game over.
There are no continues left.
POW!
check`d
Ice cold
bang
aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*VOOOOOOM!*
Game Boy?!
GAME BOY!!
GAME BOY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
youtube.com
GAME BOY!!
ROB-SAN!
DID YOU SEE MY BATTERY COVER!
I FEEL VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW!
F.C.R., wait here.
I'm going in to save Game Boy.
...
If anything happens to me, watch after my games.
...
...
Good luck, don't forget to save
ROB-SAN!!!
DON'T!
FCR will sell the games and buy a ticket to nipponlando.
IF YOU ARE GOING IN STRANGE VOID, AT LEAST FIND MY BATTERY COVER!
This is very true.
oh boy
…
WHAT IS THIS
Game Boy?
Are you here!
I don't know where this is.
I don't have a map…
...
what the fuck is going on
...
The budget for this new episode of R.O.B. is insanely high
I like it
Game Boy!
There you are!
Thank goodness you're safe!
You had me worried there.
...
Quality ending:
GB is ded 4 eva
Anything else is trash! TRASH!
TRASH!
g-gb?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
;_;
R.O.B.
all i want is to go back.
why did things have to change?
...
OH SHID
...
It's just a house change, it's not a big deal, worse things can happen
YOU WANTED TO GO HOME, INSTEAD YOU FOUND THE VOID
YOU FOOL
It wasn't your fault, GB. It was one of those things we couldn't control.
We may have left behind our old place, but we still have good memories of all the years we spent there. It's where a lot of exciting things happened.
We can still make exciting things happen here at this new place. It's just waiting for new memories to be made there.
There'll be a lot of new video games coming out, and we'll stay up all night playing them, just like we used to.
To be honest, I was scared too.
But what kept me going was you, GB. I knew that, whatever happened, everything was fine.
Because I had my best friend in the whole world by my side.
GB home is where the heart is
...
...
...
(¬‿¬)
stop it.
you'll make me blush.
...
...
C'mon, GB!
Let's find a way out of here.
And let's go build some new memories together.
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Will post the template when ROB is done.
PHIL'D
#philled.com
THERE YOU ARE!
YOU COME BACK HERE NOW!
IT'S NOT AS IF MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS IF I CANNOT ANNOY BOTH OF YOU OR ANYTHING!
B-BAKA!
cute
10/10
Deus Ex Gook
The very model of a modern tsundere robot
BEST ROB THREAD 10/10!!!
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GB, I think we're safe now.
AND THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG, ROB-SAN!
previous post errored and went through without image
It begins anew
OY!
GB-CHAN!
DOES THE HERO WHO SAVED THE PRINCESS GET A KISS?!
YOU CAN START ON MY BATTERY COVER THAT I JUST FOUND, NO THANKS TO YOU!
mods
GACK!
it…good…to be back home.
everything….is daijobu!
Hey GB!
I noticed in the void that you got Kirby's Dream Land in you.
lewd
Want to do a quick playthough?
It'll prep us up for when we play Kirby: Planet Robobot.
What do you say?
Let's start making new memories right now.
(๑>◡
That is goddamn smooth R.O.B.
Can you end it already? I need to sleep.
LEWD!
Well played ROB
goddamn I actually got teary eyed
♡^▽^♡
i love you, R.O.B.
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I love you, too.
I'm glad to be your buddy.
you friendzoned yourself ROB
Aaaand you friendzoned yourself
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Art credit: @iglian345
Next week: No R.O.B. thread due to military obligations.
Following week: R.O.B. and Game Boy make an unexpected Switch.
Nothing to get hung about
thank you ROB and thank you iggy.
...
Hope to catch you then, R.O.B.
And here's a special wallpaper version of ROB in the void.
I'm glad you all enjoyed it.
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awesome thread dude. love the higher production quality this time around.
SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS THREAD!
Tonight was really fun ROBop
Was the budget for the season all blown on episode one lol?
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Neat, I'll save it
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thanks user
What's the hardest game you've ever played? Goes for you, ROB, GB, and FCR
Did the micro died?
Why are you doing service next week?
fixed template 2
I think a hard game for me was going through European Extreme mode on MGS3. That was a lot of slow crawling.
I imagine R.O.B.'s hardest game was F-Zero GX. Game Boy's had to be Recca Summer Carnival 92, and F.C.R. doesn't play games enough to have an opinion.
Pretty much.
Because they said so, and I sort of got to. It'll be painful since I'll have to wait until the following Monday to get the Switch from the post office.
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Fucking excellent, dude.
Good god, that'll take patience for you. Then again at least yours is ordered. I'm relying on gift cards and waiting at a place as it opens.
you put the whole song in, impressive
You think you might do more art stuff in these in the future? It seemed to work nicely this time.
It was meant as a special thing for the first R.O.B. thread in over a year.
I could think of other scenarios where I could utilize things like that, but it wont be too often because people don't like to draw for others for free.
aw cute pupper
I enjoyed that thoroughly, also while reading this after the fact Tsubasa wo Kudasai lasted PERFECTLY
so where can we read the old R.O.B. threads I kind of want to catch up before the next one.
Nice dog, man.
There's a bunch of archives on here
8ch.net
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She was a good dog. She passed away last October at the age of 10 due to liver cancer.
Having this big and furry lunker of a hound dog laying across your lap fast asleep while you're busy playing a video game is something that I miss terribly.
Hug your damn dog tonight.
We darn, that sucks
You got it man
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This is sucks when you always end up missing the ROB threads because you were playing video games. Anyways great work man hope to see more from you.
This was a great thread.
Quints are never wrong