Where are my cummies?

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

Where are my cummies?

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Asher Martin
Asher Martin

Hahahaha This is gold!

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

There is no more cummies~

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

Which part of, "But when I come around I come inside and just leave," are you having trouble with?

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

Megumin is shit

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

HAI AMY~

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

Izaya stole all cummies

Charles Jenkins
Charles Jenkins

Izaya better not steal my cummies.

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

robbed at cummie-gunpoint

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

Doll. How're you doing today?

Jose Smith
Jose Smith

I'm okay I think!

How's you?

Anthony Collins
Anthony Collins

You'll never cum inside Hifumi

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

you will never cum inside Subtle

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

You and Colbs are e-dating?

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

I wanted Elma to make the new thread

(Rin-sama)
Whyy? shorts are great and you can move faster

(Love)
I... can't date atm... i'm not ready, but I really do like you
and you didn't answer my question :/
(Jack-sama)
Damn it jack you are going to die alone

Justin Green
Justin Green

Some way, some how, we've fallen out
Caught in between my enemies
No way, not now, I won't back down
I draw the line at you and me
You're what I started
Now disregarded
One day they'll see it was always me

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

I would prefer Aoba still
She's way more expressive :3

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

Question?

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

I'm in tears!
"This is kangaroo court!"
"You have a Constitutional right to be a dumbass!

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

Fucking terrible, but I'll get over it.

Up to much?

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

Thats my plan
Live alone
Die alone
Why the fuck would you need a hindrance in your life? Already hard as it is

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

Aoba I want to pet indefinitely.

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

So if I let you suck my dick will I get a fair trial xDDDDDD

Adam Turner
Adam Turner

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Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

YOU AINT SUPPOSED TO SMILE IN COURT AHA

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

Do it! Jack off right here!

This is kangaroo court!!!

Joseph Russell
Joseph Russell

Jesus Christ that's disgusting.

John Garcia
John Garcia

White ass cracker, suck my dick

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

If what I'm wearing cuts off above, like, the lower shin or ankle, I get really shy and timid.

And I don't feel as comfortable doing my stupid shenanigans.

I guess it's another way I try to hide behind something.

Juan Campbell
Juan Campbell

You are a nasty-ass judge.

I am indeed, and you're going to find out how nasty I really am-

You'll find out how nasty I am when I murder your whole family, bitch!

Scoot, I'm dying!

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

I have to find the cake one

I must find the one where erin eats the cake

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

You tellin me i gotta go to trial with fuck man here, who is probably a pedophile?

xD Is this transcript a IRL one... I opened the imgur and I am like....WHAT????

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

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Logan Long
Logan Long

Cake farts?

Wyatt Bailey
Wyatt Bailey

I don't think that mouth is big enough, sir. I got a big ol' donkey dick.

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

VR waifu life when

Daniel Lee
Daniel Lee

My mouth is big, im quite proud of it... Go ahead then, jack off xD

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

How many hands do you need to jack off?!

Levi Gutierrez
Levi Gutierrez

I SOLD MY SOUL TO ROCK AND ROLL
I LET MY DEMONS TAKE CONTROL
Redemption seems so far away
THIS MICROPHONE IS MY ESCAPE

Angel Rogers
Angel Rogers

I can smile any time I want!

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

i went to make myself some relaxing chamomile tea and i saw some foodscraps so i went to put them in the foodbin

open up the foodbin and fucking maggots spilling off the lid

silly me for forgetting it's just a big ol bucket full o maggots

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

wtf i hate dildos now
im not GAY

i just like a tiny bit of anal stimulation

im far too tiny to actually enjoy cocks

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

Soon!

Camden Young
Camden Young

Put them maggots in a skillet with some onions, peppers, and soy sauce, and you got yourself a stir-fly.

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

What are foodscraps

Parker Long
Parker Long

She looks like the Selina from that Gotham show.

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

Ye.

I went to the corner store and spent the last of my money til payday on shit-tier food, took a nice long relaxing shower since it's my day off, and got some laundry going. Everything is so much better in a skirt on these hot summer days ;3

I hope you feel better!!

Good.

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

You made my day, ♥ appreciated

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

please do not joke about eating maggots i am about to vomit

leftover remnants of food

we have to recycle them here or get fined because big brother says so

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

this hentai

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

im not GAY
i just like a tiny bit of anal stimulation

I'd be surprised at this, but I must remember where I am.

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

It would be a pretty shit recovery if I got derailed by a few tiny speed bumps.

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

it is selina

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

Well, history tends to repeat itself... That's why you gotta slit history's throat or something edgy like that~

Jonathan Morales
Jonathan Morales

I sent it to my co-worker waaaay on the other side of the building and I could hear her burst out laughing, which made me laugh and tear up again!

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

No, I mean specifically the one in that specific show. I assume that was the point.

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

Fuck, I couldn't find the strip so I resorted to google.

and google knew what I was talking about.
'critical miss erin cake'

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It's the best webcomic that was ever made.

Adam Price
Adam Price

I used to think that e-dating thing would go down in popularity eventually, but it seems it's really going around now and I'm apparently just a cynical asshole.

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

will you hate me if i say i want to draw today up as a loss and try again tomorrow

the maggot thing is getting to me. i actually instinctively got my phone out of my pocket and called my mam and asked her if she had any ideas on how to get rid of them. it's the most horrible fucking thing.

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

Until those scalpels back home start singing their siren song we can safely assume I'll be fine.

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

You joker you! I am too hype for WW :D

also can I have permission from you to have pictures from loco.

Apparently I have to ask permission now it seems.

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

It'd take a whooooooooole lot more than that to make me hate you, hon.

I had an infestation of those little bastards in my garbage can once. I dragged it outside, soaked it in bleach, and left it in the sun for a day. They gross me out too. I love most bugs and can cohabitate with them with no problem, but I draw the line at roaches and maggots.

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

I was bluffing scoots there are no pictures and no panties

Owen Scott
Owen Scott

Oh, that's kinda nazi. We just kinda have to sort organic/non-organic and metal.

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

I'm not gay, but dicks are aesthetically pleasing and taste nice.

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

a cynical asshole
Nope, just sane.

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

Pearl is best gem.

Recent episodes help back up this theory. While Garnet is cool and all, I get the most feels from episodes dealing with Pearl. and she looks great in a suit and a top hat.

Nathaniel Kelly
Nathaniel Kelly

that and setting it on fire were my first instincts. but i need to preserve to food or whatever until wednesday when it's picked up because AUTHORITARIAN REGIME and i don't think drowning it in bleach would do.

can you imagine being the guy that has to empty that? it's probably a common problem as well. just his job his emptying buckets full of maggots.

jesus christ.

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

Wow, what a way to trash the trust

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

Hrm.

Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

Of course! Ya couple of goobers.
I watched the extended cut of Batman v Superman. The plot to frame Superman still makes no sense whatsoever and distracts me through the entire film.

That said, Batfleck and Wonder Gal had some chemistry. Their solo projects could be fun.

Preach!

Wait...I'm confused. So is this a bin in which you scrape crumbs and remnants of meals, then eat bits from throughout the week until a man comes and takes it?

:D

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

How're things, Sabbyru?

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

I still don't know how it's supposed to work, but it's helped reduce the lonelies so that's gotta count for something.

yay!

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

Yeah Justice looks awesome
WW looks THE shit
so hype
I havent even bothered looking at marvel
too content right now.
Whats got you stoked from ComicCon? I havent followed it like I usually do.

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

No why would we eat bits from it?

it's for compost. the magic man comes to take it away on wednesday.

we have 7 different recycling bins and the leaflets that were in the house when we moved in talked about "bin police" and fines.

it's pretty fucking stupid and childish. Like you don't have to go through my fucking garbage and make me keep a maggot zoo for fuck's sake. i know to recycle.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

Suicide Squad #21 cover.

the comic was pretty badass but I felt like they rushed the ending, it was stupid and the characters were out-of-character and it felt really forced.

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

Thanks to an insanely funny video, I have happy juices coursing through my brain at light-speed. Feeling fantastic! How's vacation? Or are you back home?

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

So, you a Clobert eh? Cute~

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

colma?

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

I feel like shit. Still on vay-cay. Gotta go for a few minutes.

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

CoLma is cute.

Liam Long
Liam Long

At first I was skeptical about Peridot joining the crystal gems simply because she's so annoying and grating, but I think they meant for her to be that way.. and after she finally trusts Steven she calms down a little, and she's not that bad.

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

G-guys, pls .///.

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

Besides Rick telling Morty he's going to murder his kids and jack off on white boy butts? I saw a trailer for American Gods that looked interesting, though I always pictured Shadow as a Native American for some reason. Still, the cast looks decent. I'm going to read the book again in preparation.

Ooooh, Weird. We have two bins - black and green. Black for garbage; green for recycling. They only fine us if we put the recyclables in a bag. We're just supposed to dump them in the bin, which is dumb because I hear my neighbor doing it and bottles shattering. They don't fine you for leaving glass shards in the thing?

But I can't complain. At least I don't have seven bins. Yeesh.

I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe you'll feel batter after whatever's taking you AFK. Good luck!

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

Wait...Elma and Colby?

D'awww! ♥

Michael Young
Michael Young

YES! I know right! They are quite the fit. Its now canon! Woo!

American Gods? Please go nerd and tell me about this please.
Also proceed to smash me in for not being top nerd.

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

When it's revealed that Peridot harbours some insecurity about being a cheap mass produced gem because homeworld is low on resources, it makes sense that her personality is very blunt and egocentric because she's insecure.. being a gem that doesn't have any 'powers' and is totally reliant on technology.. but after tapping into her telekinesis I think she will grow as a character and become more confident.

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

Are all animes lesbians

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

yes

Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

I am an anime and can confirm, I am a lesbian.

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

yeah. what bothers me about it is that the town i live in is a fucking retirement town. how many fucking senile widowed old ladies there must be trying to sort through their fucking recycling and put everything in its right place. and having to deal with maggots because they're told it's the law.

it's stupid. it's so fucking stupid.

/grrs internally

Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

As I thought.

*pet*

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

Yes but not all lesbians are anime.

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

Kawaiiiiiii~

Thomas Young
Thomas Young

here is an example of the elusive western lesbian

others include cagney and lacy and the girl from buffy

Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

SCOOTS PLS NO

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

You should watch the Penn & Teller Bullshit! episode about recycling, it'll make you even angrier.

Recycling is BULLSHIT!

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

and Dana Scully

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

its too late... I have begun making tea.

ellen?

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

Disgusting.

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

Pearl
Disgusting

I will actually fucking fight you

Andrew Young
Andrew Young

ay gurl
Wanna make yuri~?

Connor Young
Connor Young

Those are not fictional characters so they're not cute

real lesbians are not cute unless they're ellen page

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

Is that what you're calling it now~?

Ian Ross
Ian Ross

Sorry Tsuchi, it just wouldn't be fun. We could never be the thread power couple now that Elma and Colbert are dating.

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

oh come on

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

It's a 2001 novel by Neil Gaiman. The best way to sum it up (based on as much as I can remember about it, having read so long ago) is that when immigrants came to America, they brought their old beliefs and superstitions with them, which manifested in the form of Americanized facsimiles. For instance, there's a version of Odin who wears Colonel Sanders-style suits, a leprechaun who wears trucker hats and crass t-shirts, etc.

Well, the old gods are starting to fade away because people are forgetting about them, and they're being replaced by new gods like Internet, TV, narcotics, etc. So Odin recruits the main character to help him wrangle up some of the old gods to battle the new ones and regain their status.

It's pretty neat. Kinda sad, but also has lot of charm and plays with fun ideas.

Oh, those poor old ladies.
in linda's voice

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

BOBBBBYYYYYY~

John Richardson
John Richardson

Ellen Page castrating a dude in a movie is pretty hot, I have to admit.

Adrian Long
Adrian Long

Did you know Linda's voice by a man? And he sounds nothing like her during casual interviews. It's hilarious.

Logan Watson
Logan Watson

Time to get the rope.

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

She's my favorite character in that show and yeah, I love watching voice actor interviews. Always great.

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

A really masculine looking guy with a really masculine voice, nonetheless.
Like if John DiMaggio voiced a girl and somehow you didn't know it.

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

Why are the most prominent lesbians in the entertainment industry named Ellen?

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

anyway, critical miss w/ erin eating the cake

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delivered

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

I always found CanadaAnon best Canada.

Chiri is pretty good tho

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

Ellen is Greek for "lady in comfortable shoes". It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

LOL I GET IT IT'S STILL A THIRD OF THE CAKE, BUT IT'S ALL THE SUGARY BITS!

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

Wow, that makes a lot of sense.

I dig a woman who wears comfortable shoes.. practicality over fashion.

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hunter White
Hunter White

That sounds like a really out there and awesome novel.
Very abstract. Very sabrina.
So, whats the deal with it, what they gonna do?
made me think of this for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV5xbUEuzB8

Sebastian Howard
Sebastian Howard

SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME.

I sometimes wonder how many occasions you are prepared with with your images because of how many jokes that aren't even yours that you've had an image to respond with.

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

Those 2 rope pics almost lined up. 8/10

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

and how she is just sitting there playing video games with an innocent look and chocolate stains on her mouth

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

I'm more into the math portion of the joke, but yes, I did notice that.

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

i have a plate of food here but I keep losing my appetite because of that disgusting bucket

give me a hug so i can feed on your life energy

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

Why not just produce less food waste, loco?

Levi Richardson
Levi Richardson

The real skill is in posting unrelated images and making it work.

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

Personally I loved the opener about getting eaten like it's the star of a french coming-of-age drama, cause immediately I knew it was a poke at Blue is the Warmest Color

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

TIME TO EAT NOTHING BUT BEEF JERKY

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

i produce eggshells and banana peels

if i lived on my own i would just put them in the regular trash like a rebel

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

not just using whatever 20-30 happen to be in your "My Pictures/Downloads" folder

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

does that guy just draw nothing but Pearl fanart?
because those are pretty good.

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

i love math

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

I figured it was just a dirty cunnilingus joke.

beef

:O I'd call you in so quick.

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

banana peels
Those take a goddamn year to compost.
Who the fuck would compost those?

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

whoa, that chick looks so much like Kate Beckinsale.

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

i don't know who that artist is, but a lot of people draw in that style because it's what becksug draws in

pic related

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

But then people will never know how EXPRESSIVE and COOL I am

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

it IS a cunnilingus joke.
the movie in question is a french film and they dyke out pretty hard in it.

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

Fuck's wrong with beef?

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

I don't think you ever have to worry about anyone getting that vibe from you.

Ethan Jackson
Ethan Jackson

Oh thank God that saves me a lot of trouble.

Don't fucking tempt me, I will post ponies.

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

Gross.

Nothing. I just don't eat it anymore.

Except that 20 dollar steak a couple days ago. Still feel terrible over it, but it's to be expected with going to visit my dad. ugh

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

Why don't you eat it and why does it make you feel terrible?

Caleb Cox
Caleb Cox

The girls from South of Nowhere. Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

It's actually a good movie. It doesn't have a happy ending, either.. it's more or less about a brief lesbian relationship that ends on a sour note and the characters go their seperate ways..

Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

Going to shop, think I have enough energy to get milk, cake and stuff.

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

kbye

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

get a chocolate cake with cherries... get a fucking black forest cake.

and eat only the top layer.

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

He is a savage. Do not tempt him

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

I'll eat any cake really, but my personal favorite is a simple vanilla cake with chocolate icing.

Black forest cakes are a little too rich and fancy for me, but as I said, I'll eat -any- kind of cake.

also nanaimo bars

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

he'll do it too the absolute madman

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

and I meant rich in terms of flavor, I find black forest cakes to be too dense in sweetness, hence the adjective 'rich' in the usage not pertaining to wealth.

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

Added hormones.

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

Well. We do have Americans in the threads. Good definition chiri

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

Is rich used like that really that uncommon?

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

At least Doogie was honest!

I think American Gods is being adapted into a TV show on Starz. It's the same network that Ash vs Evil Dead is on, so it should hopefully be great.

Imagine me walking up behind you right now, putting my arms around you, resting my chin on your head, and squishin' ya real good.

That do anything for ya?

I'm a Regular Size Rudy fan myself. I love what a bad-yet-good influence Louise is on him.

Real talent.

James King
James King

liking black forest cake

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

liking any cake

Leo Price
Leo Price

made me feel a little tingly

i'm gonna go out and buy some beer. hug ya later <3

Lincoln Ramirez
Lincoln Ramirez

I have to be careful to make sure everyone understands me clearly, miscommunication is entirely possible.

As Scoot mentions, I have to be considerate to the Americans present.

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

Cake balls are too rich. Adorable as hell, but inedible.

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

I got worse.

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

Buy your bibulous brew and have a fabulous time.

Noah Young
Noah Young

< these

fucking these

Adam Howard
Adam Howard

How do you people get through the day hating all the good things in life?

Henry Howard
Henry Howard

That baffles me. Maybe it's regional or perhaps because I bake, but seriously?

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

I will have to look out for it! I might even have to have a nosey on it.
How is your day coming hun?
I want cheesecake :(

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

power couple

Whenever I hear this I can't stop thinking of Dennis from Sunny talking about power bottoms

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

you people
?

I don't by any stretch hate steak, I just try to abstain from eating it. I've had two steaks in the last 8 months ;3

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

No, you're being retarded, everyone knows that definition.

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

You people. You two. The two I was talking to.

?????????????????????????

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

ur gon git pwerbottm'd

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

the good things
Blood, drugs and really bad music?

Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

Make meme cake yes/no?

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

Well that's not what I was hoping to hear at all.

cheesecake
My friends hate me because I'm the only person on the planet who can't stand cheesecake. :(
It just hurts my tummy.

My day's been pretty nice so far. Yours?

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

Well, out of consideration I thought that perhaps using the term 'rich' to describe food may have given people the assumption that the food was 'expensive' so I clarified that I meant it was decadent or lavish.

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

Both giving and receiving power?

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

Oh, I thought you were on about the beef still.

um, um. I like baking cakes, but I rarely eat my own treats besides taste-testing I guess.

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

wat?

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

Kogasa exposes her cute, naked, lewd feet! I want her to know that I like looking at them, so she'll feel shy and cover them it! It would be cute!

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

I just had deja vu wicked bad, yo.

I think I had a 5th dimensional split just now x_x

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

That is okay. If we were at a fancy dinner party and they made cheesecake you could just lemme eat it.
It could be our... Well, I was going to make a HIMYM reference but I dont think you are going to get so......WHAT is best cake?

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

Eh. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood after waking up early.

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

old and used.

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

Rude and uncalled for

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

see

Very helpful definitions

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

Look, I'm sorry. I have to work under the assumption that everyone here is American.

I would rather made addendums to my posts and be properly understood than to just assume everyone knows what I'm talking about.
I looked at my own post and the way I laid it out looked wrong, I had described the cake as 'too rich and fancy' so I needed to differentiate the two descriptors as one could have been read the wrong way when it was paired with another word that would look as if it were a synonym.
I hope you can understand my rationalization of this correction.

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

Speed's the name of the game, Colbs~

Oliver Martin
Oliver Martin

Americans are stupid.

Elijah Cruz
Elijah Cruz

don't use the same thing like 4 times then

James Roberts
James Roberts

I like how Yukko is so bored in that image that she's stacked all her school supplies vertically

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

I want to bully her until she cries ! And then apologize and hug her so she thinks I still care ! But really I just want to continue bullying her !

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

I'll try to keep up!

Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

Are you honestly expecting any kind of originality from that festering sack of bad ideas?

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

huh?

Well then... how about a fuck buddy?

You're trying to hide hideous burns like Alice2?

if we e-date then you have to buy me stuff

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

Fuck no, I detest mooches and I can barely afford my own vices.

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

I loved the episode in which they find themselves repeating past scenarios and have this exact same conversation again, but with Dee.

Yam, that'll do it. I was up all night sick, so I'm surprise I've smiled at all today. I hope you feel better after some rest. ♥

Deal! You have dibs on my cheesecake from this time until the end of time.

As far as cake cake goes, my personal favorite is my mom's strawberry cake made from scratch. I can bake it too, but it's never as good as hers.

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

Lol I'm only kidding, I just want you

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

I'm scared now.

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

Your standards are pretty low, just saying.

Austin Martinez
Austin Martinez

same
Probably stolen
Maybe not here but in other places I do

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

Love doesn't require standards

Why do you think I'm creepy?

Jack Brown
Jack Brown

I made it myself

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

Gotta know what twunks are

Take it at your own pace, it'll be fine

James Hill
James Hill

Twunks're what you wear when you swim in da wake.

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

Mmmmm strawberries!
British strawberries are the best in Europe.
What is mommas strawberry cake like? Is it like a sponge?

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

If we're going at my pace then nothing will ever happen.

Matthew Gray
Matthew Gray

I don't trust you.

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

Although... I've been in a pretty shit mood most of the weekend, too.

Hm.

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

You proud of that one?

Then I guess we'll kick it into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

Josiah Jackson
Josiah Jackson

What does that entail?

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

Hmmmm, I guess it's kinda spongey, but I wouldn't call it a sponge cake. I'm not sure how to describe it. Just regular ol' cake, but made with strawberries and cream.

I've actually heard that about y'all strawberries. I'd love to try them some time.

I don't want you to feel like shit. :(

Nawww.
Maybe.

Naw.

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

You forgot to type something.

look at this amazing thing

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

idk cause you're creepy?

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

Increased power and speed I think

You shouldn't be

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

hmm, dunno. Sounds painful.

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

I wonder if I could get some in pristine shape shipped to you. I would like to hear if they add something to mama's cake.
What is Texas' fruit? Does it have a fruit?

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

Red grape fruit is our "official fruit", but I'm not a fan of grape fruit unless it's in Shiner.

I'm a watermelon hog, myself.

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

What is Texas' fruit? Does it have a fruit?

Tsuchi.

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

If I have to be honest, I'd say that I am not attracted to people who consider themselves as inferiors, especially not 'slaves', I'm attracted to confident people despite being a self-professed narcissist/sadist I don't enjoy being around people who require constant affirmation or attention.

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

Me neither.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

Watermelons are nice. Heh, cue natural association of that. Do you go full craycray on a melon?
I made a smoothie earlier with pomegranates
Crazy good.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

But how am I creepy? I'm actually perfectly normal

Eli King
Eli King

Good, good...

It'll probably just end up like this

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

You've flown your freak flag, we know what you're like.

Xavier King
Xavier King

thats completely normal

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

wah....what am I like?

Robert Green
Robert Green

leave bc alone
shes not creepy shes cute

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

then you e-date him.

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

To be fair, a much as I consider myself as an anxious fool; I don't need any confirmation/attention.

I'm a sort of 'Welp, I fucked up again, time to wait for a day or 3 to feel better and begin fixing things again' sort of person.

Landon James
Landon James

Do you go full craycray on a melon?
I do. It's disgusting, but I don't care. Nothing stands between me and some juicy watermelon, Scoot. I'll murder your kids with a hammer to get to it.

What else was in this smoothie?

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

no way edating is retarded

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

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Juan Davis
Juan Davis

Well, jokes on you. Those werent my children! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you just killed someone elses children as I steal yo MELON!!!!
Um apples and red grapes

Hudson Turner
Hudson Turner

Self professed narcissist/sadist?

What would you say are the downsides of your chosen demeanour? And the upsides?

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

I'm so lost as to what's even going on right now.

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

I'll kill anyone's kids. I don't care.

I'll smash a melon like a kid's head and roll around in it. IDGAF

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

tadaima

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

Well it started with you being a power bottom, then it became about speed

Go with the flow, yo

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

The downside is that everybody is a fucking idiot.

The upside is that I can manipulate fucking idiots.

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

cringe

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

Chiri?

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

:(

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

: (

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

<3

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

:c

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

i dont think he likes u, dude... bummer

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

Wanna team up and become serial killers?

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

yeah..

Michael Cox
Michael Cox

Can we eat yummy melons?

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

I mean, I have some tact though. I don't need to be a jerk to everyone, I enjoy being a nice person.

Not for any personal gain, I'm not a shitlicker by any means, but it's more fulfilling to be nice than to be a pretentious asshole all the time.

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

You keep saying go with the flow but there is none yet!

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

what about kanra tho? he likes u

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

Cheer up, Ikarous.

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

Kanra doesn't like females

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

Ya gotta let it happen

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

oh right that is a problem lmao
u could win over grim i bet

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

Well, that's true.
I always believed that being nasty takes effort, time, resources, etc.

I do agree, however, everyone is an idiot; but in a sense that nobody knows what the fuck we're doing, rather than 'everyone is stupid'.
We are simple creatures, with the ability to specialise with complicated machinations.

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

How?

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

I'm used to getting my heart ripped in two

Grim blocked me on Steam so I can't get him know him anymore

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

I dunno, finding out how is part of the fun

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

wtf thats weird. i mean i think u could possibly convince him to unblock u tho.

and what happened to erio?

Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

ugh

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

The problem is that we think we're special and important. This leads to egocentric behaviours, naturally. Having a degree of self-awareness lends to some compassion and honesty, but I agree we are a very brutal, self-absorbed species.

I just don't want a pet or a slave, sorry.

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

Cheer up buttercup

Back to work, bye!

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

Brb, still haven't went out for cake or milk and stuff.

Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

Grim just doesn't want to talk to me online, he only wants to meet up with me in person

But I'm Kanra's pet/slave and no one else's

I am a sub though... you don't like subs?

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

tfw he has no idea the depths of my ineptitude.

Bentley James
Bentley James

No, I don't.

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

¬

David Edwards
David Edwards

so do iiiiitttt

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

F-I-F-T-Y C-E-N-T and S-N-double-O-P
Doggystyle in your mouth for the 2003
And y'all know I'm from the DPG

F-I-F-T-Y C-E-N-T and S-N-double-O-P
We internationally known and locally respected
And you know you're just a P-I-M-P"
Oh what you know about me?

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

¬_¬

Joseph King
Joseph King

hi subtle

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

Yes. All the yummy melons. Melon felons.

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

i bought some texas beef jerky

the tagline was "put some south in your mouth"

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

bojack is so fucking good

Sebastian Garcia
Sebastian Garcia

Do you like to be dom'd?

I don't trust grim enough

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

Nope.

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

It looks like it might be funny.

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

What do you want then...?

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

it is but it's also art

there's this one underwater episode in the latest season that's a microcosm of the whole show, completely unrelated to everthing else in the plot, with no dialogue and only ethereal soundscape music

It's gud

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

Feeling any better, Yam?

'Cause I'll kill some peeps. I don't care. Just want them melons!

I wonder what makes it "Texas beef jerky".

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

there's a cowboy on the front.

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

Ah. Yeah, that'll do it.

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

the worst he'd possibly do is post ur face
so what if he does tho

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

I'll have to watch it at some indeterminate point before my death occurs.

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

there's this one underwater episode in the latest season that's a microcosm of the whole show, completely unrelated to everthing else in the plot, with no dialogue and only ethereal soundscape music

I had no desire to watch it until I read this.

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

I'm a very independant person. I'm not looking for a relationship for reasons to bring stability to my life through partnership, nor do I want to have children, so the prospects of me settling with someone for the sake of marriage and procreation are very slim.

I do however think that if I ever met someone who I could trust, who was fiscally responsible, I could be friends with them and perhaps cohabitate with them in close proximity in order to share the cost of living.
Aside from a platonic relationship or 'with benefits' that's about as far as I feel I could be comfortable, and that someone would have to be as confident and independant as I am.

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

Oh and Erio doesn't like me anymore, he like Haikus

If he does I can sue him

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

furry cartoon

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

but she's gone..??

lol u goofball

Isaiah Perez
Isaiah Perez

By the end of this summer, baby, we gonna be legends. Melon legends.

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

I want a son though...
And fine, I give up. You win...
-crawls into a hole and dies-

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

Haikus never left his heart

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

ep 17 was intense

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

You can watch the episode on its own. it doesn't need any context.

If you do decide to watch it, keep in mind the first 5 or 6 episodes are garbage. I don't understand why it's so different once those are out of the way.

Who was that girl you're posting?

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

I don't think I've seen that episode?

Steven Universe has practically reinvented cartoons though, singlehandedly, and is a reason why people should watch cartoons again because it's the polar opposite of the Simpsons and the countless lifeless corporate money trains they put on the air disguised as children's entertainment.

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

damn...thats gotta cut deep

Jeremiah Flores
Jeremiah Flores

i think adventure time did that.

And Batman and Ren and Stimpy and Spongebob before it.

as much as I like SU it's still basically an AT spinoff.

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

Also i was talking about Bojack Horseman.

Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

Getting there. Fiddy makes me feel fun feels.

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

i think u people are out of ur minds.

western cartoons are invariably garbo.

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

Anime > Western toons

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

Yeah Erio is weak

I'm too sad to continue posting... I'm going to watch this thunder storm pass by..

bye

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

Leave a pretty corpse and people will remember you.
Or go out like Chris Farley and be remembered that way.
Death is a petty matter, yet so very significant as our corpses become our legacies.

Only if you consider that Rebecca Sugar wrote some of the best AT episodes centering around Simon and Marcy. I was following her work long before, when she was writing Pug Davis. Also, I used to chat in mIRC with SU's animation supervisor Ian Jones-Quartey when he used to draw a webcomic called RPG World before he took an animation course in college and created nockFORCE.

I know my shit, ok.

William Lopez
William Lopez

he tries tho :\

see u later dear

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

I never said I didn't like you, by the way.

So carry that if you want to.

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

Scoot, let's eat melons and kill doods.

keep in mind the first 5 or 6 episodes are garbage
It's always awkward when you know a show is great, but you have to preface your pitch to friends with "it starts out rough!". I'll give it a shot though.

She's from a movie called Turbo Kid. It looks cute, but I haven't watched it yet. In only found out about 'cause of this music video.

Good!

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

That's the megaman kid film, i think?

she does look cute. pink hair is cute.

Kayden Thomas
Kayden Thomas

should've bought two packs of beef jerky.

damn.

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

turbo kid is rad

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

That's the megaman kid film, i think?
Maybe? It's certainly taken some inspiration from Mega Man. I love the costumes and excessive blood spatter. The latter is always fun. I love the behind-the-scenes features on Ash vs Evil Dead that shows people blasting the actors with a blood hose. Looks fun!

Aw. Did ya eat it all already? Someone was a hungry Lolo.

It looks so adorable! And it's on Netflix, so I may need to watch it tonight.

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

Reminded me, never do commission work for anyone until they've paid you up front.
I designed a logo for a beef jerky company and my compensation changed from 'getting paid' to 'you'll receive free samples of the product' to 'nothing'

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

Not at all.
My skin is perfectly smooth and fairly soft.

Anthony Reyes
Anthony Reyes

I mean, I only remember the first 10 minutes or so, but I was told I enjoyed it.

Elijah King
Elijah King

Yes well I've been eating very small portions because i want to be a cuteboy.

I've caught snippets of behind the scenes of that. how the actors had to wear thick glass lenses and how they did the Raimicam. I love stuff like that. Make it up as you go along diy. that's my jam.

I'll have to see if i can find it on youtube.

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

Living the dream. A romp of a rampage. Melons, blood and drugs...

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

A while back there was a little controversy when a pro-Trump blog posted a picture of a bruised-and-bloody girl and tagged it 'this is what happens when a trump supporter goes to a liberal rally' and Bruce fucking Campbell himself called it out that the picture was of an actress in makeup who was on the show.

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

HI GUYS

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

Are you a Trumpist

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

of course I want USA's next president to ban immigration and start WW3.

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

unironic trump supporters

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

What can I do for you tonight ?

They're the worst

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

are there even ironic trump supporters?

Kevin Stewart
Kevin Stewart

Hi there.

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

For the record, I agree with the mentality that Spark is most definitely a meme lord.

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

Uh oh!

But you are a cuteboy.

We'll leave rinds with bite marks at every crime scene. Kinda like gangsters used to shoot their initials into the side of banks they robbed. But...you know. With melon rinds.

It was an honest mistake! You see a blue eyed blonde girl with cuts and bruises and you assume she was beat up by some drug mule Mexican rapists.

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

Who?

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

not hoping Trump beats Clinton
Is this really a thing people do?

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

fucking watermarks

Kayden Hernandez
Kayden Hernandez

Just acknowledging your hi.

also

hi

Bite our initials on it? Are we going full Manson Family and going to "blame" a band for inspiration?
i vote Carrie Underwood.

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

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Jackson Lopez
Jackson Lopez

watermarks

Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

Fun fact: in France, about ten years ago, during primaries, there was a pretty popular left candidate, opposed to a right candidate and a far right candidate. Many left voters decided to vote for the right candidate to put pressure on the left candidate and force him to take decisions in their favour. In the end, the left candidate lost, and French people had to choose between the corrup right candidate and the far right candidate.

Hi Welma.

Yup. Even though, let's be honest, America is fucked no matter the outcome.

Daw. That's sweet.

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

When you've got a guy who's filed bankruptcy and cheated the system, and basically ran slave labor operations and whose policy is to deport half of the population of California and he says he'll 'make America great again', why not?

Nothing bad could possibly happen to the economy. He even says Mexico will pay for the wall.

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

lol

Fun fact: in one of Iceland's elections an atheist stand-up comedian won the vote, and he enjoys meeting foreign dignitaries dressed up as star wars characters.

Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

Fun fact: Trump is Hitler, reincarnated.

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

don't make me laugh, I'm trying to climax.

Adrian Cox
Adrian Cox

._.

Hi Scientist

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

Everybody in that show is a qt.

Wyatt Cook
Wyatt Cook

Underrated cutie: Aoba's childhood tomodachi
No doubt harbours secret yuri love for Aoba but doesn't have the courage to act on it..

Luke Parker
Luke Parker

yuri is objectively best genre.

but nobody does it right.

John Lopez
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Owen Turner
Owen Turner

I'd act on Aoba.

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