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Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

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inb4 >>1200000

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

I count them because it's easier. You'd probably just use anthropomorphic bug, because there's not really a popular term out there like furry or scalie.

I catch fireflies sometimes.

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

Theseius what team are you in Pokemon Go?

Fair enough.

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

Putting Will Smith in Suicide Squat was a mistake

They shoulda put Denzel Washington

It's not worth paying $17 for it

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

There's no fireflies here, unfortunately.

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

why?

David Allen
David Allen

That is unfortunate. They're breathtaking. So to keep our breath safe, we trap the little bugs in jars as prisoners.

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

I think you're a firefly.

Because you really light up my life. ♥

Because when/if I upgrade my phone, I'm going to something that can run it, for sure.

And I'm already level 5 from playing on my friend's tablet last night.

Carson Russell
Carson Russell

done

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

Can you actually keep them alive long enough to be a source of light?

That's sweet of you Rin.

Aiden Scott
Aiden Scott

so mine next :3

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

*do

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

Niceu

Carter White
Carter White

qt

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

Thanks, Love.
I hope it made you smile.

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

yes?

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

im a true canadian! i went for ice and her sihloutte was the cutest
even though i like teh kewl sharp pointyness of zapdoss i didn't like the sihloutte was a boy :\

Nathan King
Nathan King

Hey everyone

Blake Young
Blake Young

saved

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

Valour is more Canadian.
Come on now.

Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

hey shiro

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

How's it going qt?

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

It put a smile on my face, thankyou.

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

no

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

They're not really bright enough to use as a source of light, and they blink on and off. You could get a jar of them to use as a signal if you were in pitch black or something I guess. They'd stay alive just fine for an evening and night until sunrise, probably. Never kept any longer than that.

Speaking of sunrise, I'm going to bed.

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

Should've picked Yellow..

Kayden Thomas
Kayden Thomas

chilled, playing dank souls and enjoying the breeze before i go out to do shopping

you?

Noah Collins
Noah Collins

You are very welcome.

not only using fire types and normal types so your team can be a Canadian flag.

You are the least patriotic.

I'm joining Nii-sama's team regardless, lol.

I already made my best friend choose it, so I don't really have a choice anymore.

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

Getting ready for work and wishing I was still in bed ;-;

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

:/
poor shiro

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

Don't talk to Qt she only wants to get inside your pants

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed
wishing I was still in bed

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

nope

he's a boy

no

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

My brother forced my hand too v_v
Think I would've joined red otherwise

Mason Smith
Mason Smith

Goodnight.

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

What's wrong with picking a boy?

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

Haha I'll be fine tho
How was your weekend?

*hugs* Missed you
How have you been?

The struggle is real

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

I mean, unless you live in, like, Nunavut, lol.

Well, it just means I need to get a flight there, and put things so strong you can't even in every gym, right?

Austin Rivera
Austin Rivera

i don't want boy

ice

Asher Perry
Asher Perry

In Nunavut, yeah.

Besides, why would you want to be such a conformist?
Game inherently has the most to do, and therefore the most enjoyment, if you pick the least popular team.

Was the same with Ingress.

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

You could do that, but I'm lvl 15 so it might take a while :c
China did something similar when it was releases in Japan.. they hacked their GPS to make it seem like they were in Japan and took a load of gyms with 2k+ CP Pokemon, when no one in Japan was even level 5 yet

But why?

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

3warm5me, spent most of it trying to stay cool
going outside the house was like stepping into a greenhouse for tropical plants

Julian Martinez
Julian Martinez

I walk a lot, so we'll see.
Go China.
Show them Japs what's up.

Daniel Watson
Daniel Watson

I can't wait for it to be 115f again today x.x

I don't think I have to play with acid this morning~

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Off to work
See you all later
Have a good day/night
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Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

Boring.

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

no.

you're being rude.

i just picked something i like, and now you're being all judgmental about it.

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

because you posted rem

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

It's not judgmental if I don't actually care, Theseius.
It's a game, your choices are yours your own, and there's no reason to get in a tizzy when they don't overlap.

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

tata shiro

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

don't get in a tizzy then.

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

luka come play ow with us

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

I'm... not?

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

okay :)

:(

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

tired of living

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

saved :)

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

tfw loco doesnt sketch you lewd pics of himself

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

gay

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

says the faggot posting gfur

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

im lonely

Kevin Foster
Kevin Foster

says the faggot not posting gfur

Oliver King
Oliver King

At least spoiler that stuff.

Join a club, or something.

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

the only club i found was Holla Forums

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

spoilering shit
lmao no

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

What manner of rampant degenarcy is this

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

You really are a special kind of fag.
Please /go/index.html
Like, /go/index.html and stay /go/index.html

I somehow feel you haven't searched.
Clubs are universally a dime a dozen.

Heck, join martial arts courses, or something.
That's another way to make friends.

Or get into school.
Or get a job.

Grayson Cook
Grayson Cook

would you prefer it if i posted marty?

James Hughes
James Hughes

i have searched.

Landon James
Landon James

I'd prefer it if you kept it clean.

I'm a prudish cunt fag like that.

John Sanders
John Sanders

no can do

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

Filthy faggots should /go/index.html

Wandering around and looking for "We have a club here" signs isn't how you look for a club.

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

it didn't work :(

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

Back in my day we'd have this furfag burned to ash already

Adrian Morgan
Adrian Morgan

WHEN I WENT THERE, CANADORE HAD THIS CLUB CALLED THE CANADORE ZOMBIE DEFENSE FORCE.

I WANTED TO JOIN SO BAD.

Yeah, most clubs don't put big signs up everywhere.

Check any public bulletins in your city, sometimes people will advertise looking for membership on those.

My DM sometimes advertises our group on local online classifieds.
Some people still advertise in the paper, I think.

The only way you could just wander around and find clubs to join is, like, a few weeks at the start of post secondary education.

I don't actually care, though.
I'm about 86% sure qt picked up on that.

Jackson Jenkins
Jackson Jenkins

rin sama

Christian Hall
Christian Hall

lmao faggots

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

Me neither but its kinda boring around here and its at least something to rage at

Thomas James
Thomas James

E X T E R M I N A T E

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

i finally bought valkrie
and i have best ana skin now too with best end game pose

i don't live in big city
so no luck for me

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

Speaking of public clubs, there's this community garden in my city.
It's actually near where I live.

I considered joining it once in highschool.

(You)

The entertainment factor is lowered by the fact that there's almost no one here.
Also QT doesn't seem like he'd be fun to rage at, imo.

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

that reminds me, i need to buy eggs today
and bake bread
eggs on toast sounds like a nice supper

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

I don't either.
What's the population of your city?

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

Not Captain Amari skin
I thought you liked cute stuff

People who were fun to rage at already left ages ago so hardly makes a difference

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

less than urs

doesn't work that way ur's is just a connected district

where as mine is a true northern remote isolated place

Chase Cooper
Chase Cooper

shrike was cheaper and unique
captain amara was kinda okay but meh imo

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

2011 Census of Population identified the total population of North Bay and area as 64,043, with 31,025 males and 33,020 females. The median age of North Bay residents is 42.9 years old and 85% of the population is over the age of 14.

Wow.
You'd think it'd be near impossible for me to find a group in North Bay.

Some people still around, or new to the threads, give some fun reactions when you just go off on them.

Some of them are just satisfying to bully.

Theseius.

Theseius.

Theseius.

North Bay is the district.
We are the seat of the Nipissing district.

There's only, like, 30k people in this district that aren't in the North Bay area.

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

OH MY GOD MY CITY HAS ITS OWN FLAG!?

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS SOONER!?

Easton Sanchez
Easton Sanchez

rekt
i told u so

last i heard here was at least 5K people maybe 8 now. (at most, max)

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

Any time someone's told me that, their city has had at least half again the population they've said.

Look it up, searching North Bay's population took me literally less than five seconds on google.

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

LOL.
ASTORVILLE AND CORBIEL AREN'T EVEN TOWNSHIPS.
THEY AREN'T ON MAPS.
THEY'RE JUST COMMUNITIES IN EAST FERRIS.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

Ethan James
Ethan James

your place is over 7 times the size of my place
you have sooo much privilege
and opportunity
over 7x times as much of privilege over me by my estimates.

your population is 13 times more than mine

soooo much more opportunity for you than me.
i don't have the privileges you have there in a bigger place.

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

you have sooo much privilege
and opportunity
over 7x times as much of privilege over me by my estimates.

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

this

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

you don't need a large population to walk into incoming traffic so why don't you do that

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

privilege
Lol.
That's not how that works.

I have almost literally no privilege, because I don't know anyone.
My only privilege is that I could return to hell if I so wanted.

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

Pokemon Go

Brody King
Brody King

Panties are like Pokemon.

Gotta catch 'em all.

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

This totally reminded me that I'm neglecting my entire fucking fleet for a year now

shit

Julian Ward
Julian Ward

Ignoring the fleet of pantsu?

Gotta get 'em all, Jack.
Every last pair.

Complete the conquest of women everywhere.

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

Kancolle fleet
I started that shit before shitty gaijins even knew it existed
Gonna go check on them

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

more = more

cute

rest in peices nagato

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

I still have never played Kancolle.
Or watched it.
Or anything.

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

I wish I were around back your day

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

In this situation.
More does not equal more.

The majority of the population of the city of north bay is well beyond my age of comfort.

The only things this city can provide are retirement and education.

And I guess we have the Base, which used to house NORAD, but now it's just a military base.

Colton Ward
Colton Ward

When Boo, Eddy, and Test get all the play of the games and I don't because I'm a heal slut

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

yeah we only have retirement here too

so i'm wayyy worse off than u

William Hill
William Hill

gotta git gud. I had play of the game recently as zenyatta and it was just me using his ult to keep a roadhog alive while the roadhog ulted.

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

i saw a mercy potg yesterday

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

You really aren't.

YOU'RE A ROAD HOD.
I BET YOU DRIVE TRUCKS FOR A LIVING.

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

those happen even more than zen ults. get a multirez and you've got an okay chance as long as nothing too crazy happens.
I haven't driven in years.

Aaron Sanders
Aaron Sanders

I'm content to help.

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

yeah, I'll bet you are.

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

Oh.

Real talk, though?
Fuck truckers.
Think they own the roads.

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

yes, they are quite arrogant.

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

Hey, who are you?

Owen Scott
Owen Scott

semantics

i still need to get a 5 rez

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

cupcake
I still haven't gotten the 4 person. I've gotten 3 several times but 4 keeps eluding me.
don't make that face, it'll freeze like that.

Anthony White
Anthony White

-hugs the cup-

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

Hello Cupcake. Have we met before?

James Carter
James Carter

Taking up the entire fucking highway.
And why do they just all stick to the carpool lane, is that even legal?

Trying to pull that only makes it seem childish.
And not in a good way.

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

hello ika

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

can't say we have, but it's possible. my memory is pretty terrible sometimes. I only recently started coming around here again.
it's legal because they say it is. they own the road now. what are you going to do about it? they could crush your tiny car under their 18 wheels and it wouldn't even give them a flat tire.

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

i've goten the ana pixel and mercy pixel

but not the cute sprays ;~;

i need to nano boost a reinhart right as he ults a whole team for that sweet sweet 4+ asissts on the nano boost
combo

no ones pulling.

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

Vaporeon is best oen

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

I tried to warn you
the cute sprays are lame anyway. pixel spray is where it's at for most heroes.

nano boosted reinhardt was a mistake. he's way too powerful.
disagree. sylveon, umbreon and espeon are.

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

Pixel spray is best.

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

I literally just said that squash

Owen Allen
Owen Allen

no sulking

John Green
John Green

yeah
pixel cutest

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

It's nice to meet you Capcuke.

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

another US shooting

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

You don't into competitive online battling do you

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

Once a week

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

the pleasure is all mine, I'm sure
not very often. I helped squash with some of his placement matches. I'll likely keep playing with him when we can get a big enough group together.

Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

competitive online battling

Lol who does that fucking losers

Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

LoL shitters think they are allowed to say words

Henry Baker
Henry Baker

The joke is that I do

Dummy

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

oh I got the joke.

you should try being funny next time

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

Boy I'm about to whoop your ASS on Alpha Sapphire

Try getting good

Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

I can destroy anyone here except for Scoot

._.,

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

my team of six gardevoirs will win every match. they have literally no weaknesses.

six male gardevoirs. moveset: attract x 4

Elijah Gonzalez
Elijah Gonzalez

that's a good skill to have
no sighing either

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

My Loppunny "Furry Bait" has something to say about that

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

lopunny is trash compared to gardevoir.

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

I wonder if Confuse Ray is still banned by Smogon...

Smogon ruined online battling so I don't do it anymore

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

they banned confuse ray? wow. that's just stupid. a fair amount of their bans make some kind of sense, but that does not.

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

Well I mean it kinda does counter it in pretty much every way but still

parafusion in every battle

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

bg shit team

Ryder Phillips
Ryder Phillips

exactly.

if you can't deal with parafusion you don't deserve to be playing. literally just get good and stop flinching while also avoiding hurting yourself and being completely paralyzed when that serene grace pokemon keeps headbutting you.

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

Genji is retarded.

David Butler
David Butler

being parafusioned against a choice scarf Shaymin-S spamming Air Slash

Nightmares.

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

Some faggot told me Scarf Starmie wasn't "viable" anymore after I swept his whole team with it

Smogon was the worst

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

winston.
git. gud.
I remember playing on there with the random battle feature and it was hilarious how upset people got.

Blake James
Blake James

scarf starmie

For what purpose

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

speedy bubblebeam

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

Was a jab at Boo.

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

I see.

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

The worst part was when everyone had the exact some OU Pkmn with the same move set for MONTHS

Revenge killer~

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

I drive an APC, thanks much.

Put is a better word.
I'm running on coffee rn.
Probably until I run to the mall, or otherwise take my walk.

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

Work, bye

It's Gen1 Misty all over again.

I mean, I GUESS.

Ryan James
Ryan James

LOLI FLEET RECLAIMED

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

Nice get

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

NICE

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

Pedo

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

yeah. that's kind of how competitive works in any game though. meta gets locked in and stale super fast.
you drive a pc? you can't drive those rin, those are for gaming and internet and stuff.
bye colby.

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

I also need to leave. see you after work.

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

People need to learn to be original, that's how I got so good at battling

God damn it... bye.

Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

I should scrap the titty monsters and leave only the flat chested ships alive
Look at this repulsive shit

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

moon runes

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

I can't remember if that line is meant to be flattery.

Evan Butler
Evan Butler

Running to the mall.

An armored personnel carrier.

Military auction an bets.

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

I would hug a goggles irl

Dylan White
Dylan White

I can't speak or read this for shit

Luis Rogers
Luis Rogers

I would punch a soto irl.

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

I would hug Goggles IRL.

I should really not check threads after I say I'm leaving.
Gone for real, I'm all dressed 'n' shit. No more responses until I /go/index.html

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

lemme see how you dress yourself irl when you go out

Im going to judge you super hard

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

Dont worry.
You are all losers.

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

Good mornyan~

David Walker
David Walker

sup welma, how's life?

Hunter Cruz
Hunter Cruz

howdy

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

Gettin' there, man. Hope you're doing well.

Heya, Sabby.

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

Dead in here.

Adrian Gomez
Adrian Gomez

What exactly is wrong with big sloppy wet tits?

You're going to trip

White people

Jack Young
Jack Young

:(

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

I'd try to bring it back, but I've been playing video games for approximately 16 hours and my brain is pure mush and I'm liable to fall asleep at any time.

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

That's way too much vidya x_x

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

Everything

Alexander Campbell
Alexander Campbell

My wrist agrees with you. I can see how easy it is to get carpal tunnel if you're not careful.

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

I can post porn 'till it's active.

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

Are you a reaper main?

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

Muscle daddies.

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

:(
bored lonely overwatch
...so i just pushed the exit game button...

Nathan Brown
Nathan Brown

Why?

Carson King
Carson King

He's only my fourth most played hero. Today was my first time really playing him.

But I played him for about seven hours straight. Guess I'm a reaper main now.

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

Downright disgusting.

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

Fur is best.
No doubt.

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

I use the El Blanco skin so it's less edgy.

Hudson Gonzalez
Hudson Gonzalez

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

It doesn't get any better.

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

im jelous
:(
you have a mall?!
wow... lucky...

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

I've consulted multiple professionals on this matter and they disagree with your hypothesis.

???

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

because olde /b/ groomed me that way
I'm a man of traditions

I originally wanted to play but have to lay claim to the boat harem

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

You consulted idiots.

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

How dare you call my finger puppets and invisible friends idiots?

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

Alice said you left Mion because she grew up and her tits were too big

Is that true?

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

It's all cringe.

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

Goodnight.

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

Man, I like how playing him feels, I don't care that's he a goth middle-aged Mexican man, I'm just trying to get play of the games and gold medals.

Later

Joshua Wood
Joshua Wood

I kicked her the fuck out because she was an annoying incompetent useless cunt and I would have fucking cut her head off and take a shit in it unless that moron fucks the hell off.
In all honesty.

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

Don't lose any up your butt~

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

God, I wish you'd warned me a couple minutes ago.

Nicholas Young
Nicholas Young

yay direct deposit is set up

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

Need me to fish it out?

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

at least youre having fun

...if only i had freinds. :(

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

Don't worry about it. It can't hide forever, it has responsibilities and a family of fellow finger puppets to feed.

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

I want friends too :(

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

qq

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

Stop bitching about nobody playing with you and just ask someone to play.
This is why I refuse to play with you, Luka.

Hopefully it finds a way out soon.

Connor Green
Connor Green

friends
fun
Nah, bullshit. Being alone is the most fun thing
I can introduce you to the game if you want, perfect to piss away time

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

Welma is a neato babeeto

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

M-more like a poor snore :(

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

funny pic :)

nah... kancolle to complicated for me
i think i'll take a nap maybe...

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

Bitches get seasonal skins and shit
10/10

Chase Kelly
Chase Kelly

buy me a ukelele

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

About an hour of headache, rest is routine but your call
Have fun : ^)

Lincoln Parker
Lincoln Parker

More like a fine-ee pinetree

What do I get in return?

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

cute videos of me playing the ukele

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

Loco youre not even a trap

whats wrong with you

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

i am a trap

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_DKWlrA24k

Scoots, pls :(

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

/shower

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

In trap outfit?

Please? Please make me a cup of tea?

that feel when you want a tea party with welma, sabrina and loco.

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

Do you look like this?

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

my cock's a lot bigger than that and i have trouble not getting an erection in such a situation

i mean fuck i have an erection now so

Daniel Wood
Daniel Wood

-snuggles under the sheets with you-

I mean...she is very good-looking... couldn't you just see passed her personality?

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

-follows-

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

LOL NO

Never could, I'll leave such girls to male bonobos to have fun with

Asher Myers
Asher Myers

Well

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

Dammit Sabrina, get back here and offer thine anus as a sacrifice to me so that I may destroy it.

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

How is this strategy workin out for you

Ethan Thomas
Ethan Thomas

It did a few days ago.

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

i have a hard time getting it to stay in the panties a lot of the time

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

H2O SHOULD BE BANNED

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Share. For science

Bentley Martinez
Bentley Martinez

You are really determined for sure

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

ask sabs if i'm allowed

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

She genuinely loved you, Jack

Brayden Rogers
Brayden Rogers

Post picture of panties.

Camden Rivera
Camden Rivera

Hm. Don't worry. I am.

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

She loved the bad boy attitude like all bitches do, and then couldn't deal for shit with it in real situations, like all bitches do.
Couldn't do shit in general. I don't like incompetent faggots.

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

Still feel ill, can't eat anything solid.
So been eating tinned peaches and nothing but spicy soup.

Am I going to die?

Brody Myers
Brody Myers

in the eyes on an angel

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

lolwut?

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

Today, I wore a pair of my old, black, work pants.
My favourite sweater, which happens to be black.
And a black designer t with a white and grey pattern.

My hair was up, and I had my headset, a Sennheiser Game One with me, as well as my black Swissgear backpack.

I have, and wear a black digital analogue wrist watch.

tl;dr: Today I probably looked almost goth to anyone who doesn't know me.

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

Made even better by the fact that I don't go out of my way for dark colours in my wardrobe; they're just what happened to survive the test of time.

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

-bumps into you-

Sad... bad boys are the only ones women want.

Have you seen her after you kicked her out?

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

I just thought of a question that will break an american's mind.

What temperature does water boil at?

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

goth

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

-clings to-

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

Just below that of Steel beams being melted by jet fuel

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

My favorite hoodie is black, but my favorite pants are a dark navy blue. I have black jeans, but my navy cargos are more comfortable. I also tend to wear my black hat, so when the cooler months hit I am known to often rock all-black, but it's the summer so I have my beige khaki shorts and lighter colors so that I don't die from heatstroke.

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

100 degrees Celsius, or 212 degrees Fahrenheit.

Yeah, whatever, man.
Just because I won't conform to your rules you feel the need to slap a label on me!

You don't know my pain!

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

Pls mindbreak me till I aheago

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

I have the cutest puppy in the world

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

Hooray, an american who knows their imperial system!
Still, you said Celsius first. Because it's the only proper way.

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

Is the hat a fedora?

Angel Green
Angel Green

The jet fuel was already lit on fire and can easily melt beams

I'm going to take all those clothes off of you and have my way with your body

EMO

William Kelly
William Kelly

No, it's a tuque.

Or you americans would call it a beanie.
I've showed you before.

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

Why you being weird with me lately?

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

I've never really gotten close to the point of heatstroke, actually.

The only time I really even sweat is if I bring my backpack.
So if I can coax my friend to come to the MTO with me, I'd be able to rock all black without anything.

But because I had my backpack earlier, I put my sweater in the wash.

I'm Canadian, Chiri!
I always have been!

You know this!

I need to wear clothes as dark as my heart so you can tell I have issues.

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

tfw i literally wear an over sized hoodie, tight jeans and converse sneakers all the time

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

saved

The full moon influences my emotions

gah..i laughed too hard to that

James Bennett
James Bennett

Oh, man it's sunny out x_x

I really ought to start using m-muh parasol

/blog

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

Then you cheated at the mind-breaking question meant for americans who would not know the boiling point of water offhand!

Robert Morales
Robert Morales

212 F

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

Parasol
What are you, a fair maiden?

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

I usually always have a jacket of sweater on.
But it's really disgusting out, so if I run up to the MTO later, I'll probably just wear a longsleeve Tee.

So did I, actually.

I didn't actually know the conversion to Fahrenheit offhand.

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

The full moon was last wednesday.

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

0 Kelvin
Should be "impossible"

Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

Are you not?

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

Ah yes, that's probably for the best since you can't tan, being a ginger and all.

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

watch where you're going punk..

Juan Nelson
Juan Nelson

I'd like to think so lol

I just wanna be pale.

I had a good tan one summer out of my 26 years :/

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

Overall I burn more than tan, tbh

David Green
David Green

I'll fix that later.

I'm drinking nothing but soup to avoid vomiting everywhere, a maiden I am not.

Do what I do, be sick for 3 days straight, always pale, and lose loads of weight.

Parker Young
Parker Young

let's not forget that tardigrades can survive the vacuum of space as well as nearly -272 C, close to absolute zero.

Like, they are still comfortable at that temperature. But any closer to absolute zero and they finally die.

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

It's like a thousand degrees outside, you're crazy

Well it's power is still lingering over me..
Sorry for being creepy

-stole your wallet and keeps walking-

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

Yus. Turning the shade of a cooked lobster is never a good thing :(

The problem is that I cannot be sick because jobs.

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

bledgh

cooking bbl

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

You've always been creepy. At least you're consistent.

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

I bet Chiri's asshole is warm as hell.

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

Hope you get well soon.

I also skip tan and just burn.
And burns are uncomfortable.

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

All these false flags
10th crusade soon.

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

about 98.6 F

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

Hot.

Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

That just so happens to be the boiling point of Squash's knot.

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

I would love to have a knot...in my ass.

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

I'm not going to ask why somebody would render in full detail a picture of two dogs taking a selfie while jerking off.

William Jackson
William Jackson

Speaking from experience?

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

Here, have this instead.

Zachary Allen
Zachary Allen

The worst part is that it was clearly done by a good artist.

And he chose to draw two dogs taking a selfie while jerking off.

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Nope. Just an uneducated guess.

John Foster
John Foster

The worst part is FURRIES

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

I could post loli, but I remember that stuff sucks.

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

That isn't any better.
Doesn't do it for me.
But hey, to each their own. I understand that you have your kinks, and you're allowed your freedom of expression.
Isn't the internet great?

yep, so it's still good art.

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

No fucks given, first time I actually block/delete somebody from everywhere, simply don't want to bother anymore, at all, ever.

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

I had a job once, and then they decided 'Lol, no work for you'.

Me too, I really wanna get outside and buy some food, but that requires for me to leave for outside and I feel too weak for that.

I need milk, soda, bread and tinfoil.

Evan King
Evan King

I suppose. No shortage of deviancy.

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

Did I ever tell the story about accidentally stumbling across a 70s furry porn on Netflix with one of my old roommates? It was loosely adapted from Alice in Wonderland and she was getting spitroasted by 2 giant squirrels iirc

Weird shit, man.

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

lol, did you order the no-sauce half-sausage pizza from domino's too? They will literally make whatever you order.

one time I ordered HAMS

I was not disappointed

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

That's why you gotta kick ass and get some raises, brah.

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

I just googled it as a joke.
Pretended I did.

Jayden Richardson
Jayden Richardson

You really triggered me with that the other day, btw.

William Rogers
William Rogers

STEAMED HAMS

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

Oh, well okay then.

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

It was more implying that he was thirsty for just about any asshole or something.

I'm bad at memes.

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

thirty years ago we'd just call people zoophiles, but now that we have the internet, we realized there are enough people interested in animal roleplay that there's a whole subculture dedicated to it!
(and furries are NOT always connected to zoophilia either, maybe only a small percentage of them may be animal abusers but for the most part furries are 'tame', and simply have a fetish or identify as animal-kin)

Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

Too weak to kick ass, just going to look for another job.

Sorry dude, I got the next big thing though.
My slimy egg laying proboscis.

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

Spitroasting is more like gore tho, isn't it?

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

Toppings: ham
extra ham
cooking instructions: hams

Was not disappointed.

Josiah Smith
Josiah Smith

A dick in each end, man. Not literally roasting over a spit.

Sebastian Rivera
Sebastian Rivera

If I order you a pizza that's what I'll get you.

Luke Campbell
Luke Campbell

HAMpshire

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

Oooh
Hah I get it
Witty

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

Anyone who is not doing jegger bombs through an enema in a fur costume with a Trump hat aren't furries.

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

well unless you visit bestgore

Evan Nguyen
Evan Nguyen

Are steamed hams actually good scoots?
Can you eat them on their own?

Josiah Brooks
Josiah Brooks

lol sucks to suck

No thank you~

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

Nvm, googled it up, fucking Simpsons reference.

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

A few years back vodka enemas got popular in the Ottawa scene but after people died from acute alcohol poisoning they stopped trying to be special snowflakes and ingested it like normal people.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

Thank god for natural selection.

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

No, I got that too.
I was just turning it back on you to try to be bratty.

Dammit, I was trying to be cute for you.

Bentley Torres
Bentley Torres

If you absorb alcohol through your rectum, your body is unable to vomit it up as a reaction to being poisoned.

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

kek

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

I'm aware.

Kevin Peterson
Kevin Peterson

I heard they did it so that they could pass breathalyzers.

Joshua Diaz
Joshua Diaz

Oh. You should know by now I'm terrible at guessing these types of things. I thought you were simply being dismissive.

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

Speaking of horrible fetishes,
I need more of this in my life.

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

time for free shrugs?

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

Y'know?
You're right, I really should have.
Maybe I'm just bad at this.

Chase Long
Chase Long

You're going to dress up your pillow with an orgasm face?

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

You and me both, then.

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

Nah, I'm just going to send a few of these to my friends in christmas.

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

I'll try to get better.
Then I can try to teach you.

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

Sometimes I consider buying my parents things like that for christmas because yolo
but then I remember that if I get disowned I won't collect any inheritance.

It's a tossup.

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

I'm better in person or something I guess.

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

getting an inheritance

I think it's a safer bet to assume you're not going to get shit.

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

Going for coffee sounds mighty more tempting to me.

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

:(

Samuel James
Samuel James

Everyone needs more aheago orgasm face.

You should've acted more retarded in your life when you had the chance.

I once bought a DVD of Afro Samurai for my mum because 'Check it out, voiced by Samuel Jackson'.

Or the time I got a 'Pizza Slut' shirt for my sister.

Everyone knows I don't really do appropriateness, that's why I can get away with being inappropriate. I do have a line though, and I think it stops at sex toys.

Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

Is that still a no?

Camden Stewart
Camden Stewart

I'm pretty sure my parents love me, so it's kind of mean to consider that I'm waiting for them to die so I can coast for a few years without employment basically.

I realized they're both still in good health so it's not likely they will pass away in the next decade. It just means I have to keep working, and keep up appearances in the meantime.

John Morgan
John Morgan

Probably.

Dinner or bust tbh

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

Dinner works for me too, tbh.

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

I hope they willed it to a charity.

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

lol cool. I just don't really do coffee haha

In any case, you'll have to ask Colbert.

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

Yeah, I've been such a fucking prude my entire life.

Course, I'm really chill though if you get to know me, and I'm okay with pretty much anyone and anything, nothing bothers me. You could be the gayest fag in the world, like wearing a gimp suit in public level fag, and I'd still hang out with you.

I'm twisted, just on the inside, not for public spectacle.

Josiah Russell
Josiah Russell

I would?

Did you two become an item when I wasn't looking?

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

Yes or something.

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

I'm quite err... what's the word.
Anxious, flighty, I mean I'm quite chill when you get to know me too; but I'm sort of... thoughtless IRL.

Like, so dopey you don't even know. So appropriateness isn't really one of my strong suits. And that's why I sometimes blurt out inappropriate things. OR get odd gifts.

Btw, googled Aheago... I regret nothing. ;w;

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

I think deep down we all knew colbs was a huge slut just itching to get out of the closet.

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

Neat. Congrats, or something.

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

or something

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

HAHA

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

I know what that's like. I have social anxiety and I stutter a lot when trying to speak in sentences, but then every so often I have good days instead of bad days, and if I'm relaxed around people those problems disappear and I can be eloquent.

More often than not, alcohol helps with that.

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

holy shit. internet explorer actually did something useful

That has little to do with anything.

:3

You being drunk kinda still makes me feel uneasy about the whole thing tbh

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

I'm only teasing.

I tease people a lot. I'm mean.

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

Ah. Well I'm not now so

Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

I'm pulling for you, love.

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

Gonna dota then pester you later!

But the hangover!
I'm still recovering from Friday!
Oh, and I tend to go overboard.

Jace Edwards
Jace Edwards

dota

Kevin Reed
Kevin Reed

Don't.

Are you at work still?

I warned you about my crazy...

What's that mean?

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

I am, on break. I'll be fine, normal is boring <3

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

I'm rooting for you, love.

I hope he makes you happy.

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

Yep, every time I get a paycheck I go on a bender.
I tried to quit smoking too, but as soon as I got drunk I bought another pack.

I'll try not to be mean to you, then. Even if I'm just kidding.

Elijah Morgan
Elijah Morgan

is Zika the next stage of human evolution?

pic related

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

leaves the children brain damaged

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

videogames

Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown

Looks like a proper step of evolution, truly befitting humans these days. Their looks will finally match their intelligence

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

tfw the person you had a crush on for 4 years and admire the most calls you "creepy"

how am I creepy... that's not a very nice thing to say
why not wear a regular t-shirt and shorts and sun block?
What kinda girl do you want then? Mion was crazy enough for you

Jordan Cook
Jordan Cook

<3<3

Full hour? Get some lunchies!

oh, right.

I have good feels about it.

Please try.

I'm fragile.

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

Microcephaly shouldn't make much of a difference for Americans, they already lowered the IQ bar.

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

abort.......ion........

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

Reminds me of

So yes

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

I'm not usually comfy in shorts.

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

Fine, let's e-date.

I'm not saying this'll go horribly wrong but it will probably go horribly wrong.

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

haha nice 1 kanra

Michael Ortiz
Michael Ortiz

The longer I look the more hilarious that retarded infant gets

What kinda girl do you want then?
Thats easy
Fuckin' none
The Y generation of women are worthless dumb as shit sluts

How can you survive in that toxic shitpit

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

Naw, just a 15 minute one

It's not lunch time here yet!

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

chiri

FTFY

Chiri is best canada

David Wilson
David Wilson

I call for rebound.

Play nothing but support.
Because everyone is a retard and cannot be trusted with anything.

Josiah Baker
Josiah Baker

That's only time for like 2 cigarettes!!! x_x

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

this tbh

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

SOME CHEAP REBOUND

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

Wow, someone else appreciates Critical Miss.

best strip was when Erin ate the cake.

Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

healslut

Should have known
Here, this might inspire you to try Overwatch and have more fun

Brayden Lopez
Brayden Lopez

Good thing I don't smoke then lol

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

You should start and be cool like me~

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

JK!

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

I only read the relevant TF2 and overwatch ones, good stuff tho

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

why not just put a bullet vib in ur ass

wtf

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

Buy me one.

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

My one vice is bad enough Welma

Back to work, bye <3

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

Yeah, they occasionally give Erin some character depth but it's mostly a gaming comic.

You'd probably love Nerf Now! .. I read it religiously because they update all the goddamn time, and that's what keeps me going back.

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

Toodles~ <3

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

ORAL edition
This takes more skill

Yep got that bookmarked too, almost all overwatch related stuff
Also what is an Erin

Carter Morales
Carter Morales

Scoot. It's too good.

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

Erin, the main character in Critical Miss?
http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/979/979533.png

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

wtf why would i doings that
i prefer playing games with a bullet vib inside me

this is just gay

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

why would you doings that

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

New thread!
New thread!
New thread!
New thread!

Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

Hahahaha This is gold!

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

But when I come around I come inside and just leave
Because if I had a heart I wouldn’t wear it on my fucking sleeve

Julian Price
Julian Price

Ooh that one
I rarely read these but at least I know that now.
Might catch up, some if it is funny

not handling two dildos while playing
Looks like you have room to improve

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/720/720204.jpg

William Jenkins
William Jenkins

http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/948/948914.png

lol. but I'm clicking random cause I want to show you the cake one, it's classic

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

There is a new thread

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

Hah
This one is pretty good, I'd proly read a best of but too lazy to skim through it all myself

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