❤️ Official scootalooo thread ❤️
its wiener time edition
❤️ Official scootalooo thread ❤️
its wiener time edition
Let's not get my image stolen
That's not Miku.
you'll see it
then whats with the /pol/ garbage?
Real-time news pool, unapologetic.
No filtering on preferred views like over on Reddit.
No censorship of information like over on reddit.
Much faster than official news sources.
It's ideal for events like yesterday.
Probably, probably not.
I'm just going to sleep over the day, bye.
well yeah but being that pol is generally alt right they get you rooting for awful things that, based on your chart, you dont even believe in
That's why it's a great news source, it's not an echo chamber for me.
Aside from the Munich Police Twitter, they'd be the second source which somewhat really confirmed the shooting to be a beta uprising.
*saves ur pics*
Watch it, it's a nice show with cute girls doing cute things.
i want ur folder
i think i'll nap
it isnt a reputable news source. the best they ever actually do as a news source is link to outside articles. just get your news there.
and you dont need to know everything that happens on the planet. if you miss a mass shooting or two life will go on exactly the same for you.
and it encourages you to root for the death of innocent people and otherize real live human beings. not cool at all.
btw that chart doesnt look correct. u knkw anarchism is on the right, yeah?
New Game totally aots
I only have a few caps!
How was your day at work
Omg love that pic xD
So to be a real Japanese you'd just have to say "betsuni" at every compliment they give you?
oh waow the suns up
I drop my phone on insects that landed on my desk and now my phone's back is all smudged up with liquified insect guts.
oh waow the suns up
I guess it's time for me to crawl back underground
/pol/ is retarded
the people there are retarded
no protection of private property
Are you some kind of fucking retard sci
dont leave me ;_;
It's free for all, strongest wins :D
Sleep is death.
Private property is sin
Gunman had Breivik as WhatsApp profile photo
Shooting was on 5th anniversary of Breivik's massacre
Fucking Muslim terrorists.
Wake up craving an ice capp from Tim Hortons
I've become Canadian .
there's about 1200 calories in each of those
Not until y'know how t'use th'lingo, eh?
I'm not meant for the light of day
And watching anime.
I got a small one
Okay I'm not that canadian yet. lol
Stealing pantsu is against the law you know.
that might be true but youre meant for me
It's a secret stream. shh
To do what with hm?
lexi pls heal me, no one is good
Sorry, we do not have any results for ejaculate yet...
this site is useless
Three people are subscribed to me though.
lexi i kinda want to take a nap but have no neenees
any help on this?
I had a bunch of people ask me to teach them with the current election.
What's up for today?
Thorough visual inspection.
tfw lexi skimps on the neenees
Sure we can play some Overwatch later.
I haven't played in like a week though. lol
Probably a negligible amount of protein and other things.
One of those in me though.
And Juve is never on anyway.
Get some rest.
hey lexi you must have missed my post
oh thanks based neenneechan
I'm on with a group so just let me know or request an invite.
for the record lexi's neenee gave me a boner
Today? Today is a relax day.
Ice capp gone
Knowing you It's probably a lewd inspection.
...Is me lol
whats a neenee?
Do I know you user?
a spiritual gift that lexi spreads around
Relax days is nice.
I'd say to get another, but I don't want to feed your addiction.
Describe that feel
So who's been healing you in my absence?
If that gave you a boner you must be really sensitive down there. lol
Was what they said truuue?
Gonna bounce and watch some anime <3
neeenee thanks for the fap
hi and bye, lexi.
Alright, stream's up.
No ones been mercy healing only me except randoms. Life is suffering. Get my steam message btw?
now that's just mean. squash was doing his best. it's not his fault he's a noob playing with pros.
He was providing zen and lucio heals, they aren't the same as having a dedicated lexi
you and your healslut fetish.
can't wake up
like sunshine on a rainy say(as the song goes)
tfw one neenee was not enough and lexi is gone
That's why I have a cup of drink in the mornings.
a good idea. I should have some alcohol.
I was thinking something else.
Like... ... milk...
milk...yeah I guess a white russian is a good morning drink. thanks for the enabling, rin.
That's not even remotely close to what I was suggesting, and you know it.
well I could look up other drinks to make with milk, but I think white russians are fine. it's okay rin, your suggestion was a good one.
I'm telling you to drink cum you little slut!
Quit being oblivious, that's my job!
cumshots mixed with vodka would be nice I guess. but I doubt I can produce enough to meet my drinking needs. you offering to help?
Don't you live pretty close to the border anyway
every other game I win pretty dankly butt then I just lose again ;;
what the fuck is this thread
Go to McD
Two drive through lines
They merge to the window
Truck literally two feet in front of me aimed to the window
I have to wait for him to pull up to go
Car honks behind me to drive
What do they expect me to do?
You ask that as if someone like me would produce any.
Hey, she ain't got th'lingo.
Sh'can't be Canadian, eh.
life finds a way.
GIVE THAT BACK
Alexis is my favourite canada
That one drop is Tokai's, thank you.
The worst is how that actually happens around here.
The speech, I mean.
Play Pokemon, you can't lose
tfw you aren't Scoots' favourite Canada.
tfw his favourite Canada isn't even a Canada.
Why even life?
tfw nobody to play dank pokémon stadium minigames with
ce la vie
world's most awful accent
So, after catching up.
Rem is my spirit animal.
Does anyone actually ship her with him?
*C'est la vie.
*gives you the family's guilded sharpie*
Wasn't that on N64?
I loved the clefairy game and the lickitung game
Yeah everybody ships that ^^
See /r/OneTrueRem and the 4 chapters of alternate-world LN where they run off together and have children
Is this a meme that I just don't know?
C'est Francais, alors, oui, c'est "C'est la vie". En Anglais "That is the life", mais comprende a "Such is life."
She doesn't actually love him.
Between the extreme feelings of inferiority, and resultant depression, that much is clear.
Or maybe she just has depression, and the feelings of inferiority stem from that, but either way.
Someone mentioned Brave Shine?
say la vee
If you read the LN it seems like love to me :c
Sail a V
I feel like tacos now
I'm speaking more from experience, to be honest.
My friend has the same problem with manic depression.
When we spend a lot of time with someone through a depression phase, and they help pull us out of it, we have a stupidly hard time not seeing them as the best thing ever.
It might seem like love, but it's just an infatuation that'll wear off.
ESPECIALLY SINCE HE'S SO FUCKING INCAPABLE HOLY SHIT.
I want tacos at all times.
and all space
Search your heart, and you know it to be true.
like whoa really feel like tacos I can not believe I have not had it in forevers
I refuse to keep this going.
I'll just take my win now.
alright fine, have it.
gotta let you have one now and then.
Just like pets and head pats.
If I set up a Starbound server for the threads who would be interested?
other queers who like stupid games like that.
I might try to pretend to be.
I do play it now and then.
I resent that.
case in point.
WE CARRY NOW
You hurt my feelers and owe me a head pat.
you're getting greedy.
Could both of you
she started it.
G-grim...do you want to RP?
tfw you blew your chance to rp with squash just because you called him a queer
I'll call you a slut again if you want.
I only want love from my curry daddy.
-headpats- seriously you are incorrigible.
I logged into LoL for the first time in like a month and became disinterested instantly.
also good morning, grim.
Isn't Central Park beautiful?
How did you sleep
Grim won't even say hi to me when he comes into threads.
looks like some trees and grass
Grim mad because no manaka to creep on
I can be his Manaka.
not terribly. did you sleep well?
yeah, it's pretty hard to find an urban landscape
it was meh
How are you
My right shoulder hurts a lil
gonna go get groceries right now tho so ill brb
tell me about what youve accomplished in the last 2weeks
should have drank.
brushing tooth abouts to nap
so sleepies already
I wonder how much it would cost to ship an entire crate of Nerds to Manaka.
The candy, not us.
a lot, would be my guess.
I think I can order a shipping container of nutella for like $10k
Do you deny yourlive for sabrina-senpai? Nutella
hey woo wut
i wanna make a shemp pie joke, but google images ain't got a picture of shemp getting a pie to the face
Ive been a bad kohai, sabrina-shrimpai
What are the chances she'll walk in dressed like that?
whuddid ya do?
B-bought some s-smokes, uuuuwah
:( its only a small pack 😭
Yep, a small evil to avoid a fukushima heh
Sabs will never beat you black and blue for buying smokes.
Why even life?
mine are quite nice
there's an idea
Well, I can't be mad at you. Just concerned. *squish*
I'd make you smoke the whooooole pack in front of me. That'd learn ya.
Everyone likes their own brew.
I don't even smoke, I just bought it because I wanted you to punish me.
oh know that's just what i've been told
i don't know what you're getting at
Dont let me kill your buzz, how're you?
I would like to see or perform an independent review.
I'm trying to cut back on punishing lately. I was becoming a monster.
yeh like that
I'm better now that my boss bought us all pizza. Supreme good. ♥
maybe if you're good i'd be so kind as to let you do something of the sort
Just a little bit couldn't hurt.
Wow :D boss did good
It's not my fault you won't beat me.
my weak arms can't handle a glutton for punishment like you.
Define "good". :3
Will I be stepping on someone toes (besides yours) if I were to punish you? It looks like you're in trouble.
One has all kinds'a meat, and the other's got pretty much everything - peppers, mushrooms, dead animals. Good stuff!
You don't even try though.
I don't think so.
I tried to lift my arms but I got tired so.
Nomnimnom you better stuff your belly senpai... A pizza (sen)Pie...
well in this case it means putting me in a position where i'm physically not able to stop you i suppose
poor loco </3
I'll be in the Discord.
You'd think a slut like you would be eager to please.
say la vee
Careful, Grim's going to tell us to stop again.
Hey Scoot. I gotta be careful 'cause if I get too much pizza in my belly, I end up with pizza face. Someone (maybe Erio?) once told me it's 'cause of some preservative the chains spray on the pies.
Anyway, I gotta cap myself at two pieces or I'll look like Pizza the Hutt.
You suuuuure? I think you got busted!
Aww. Be a happy Loco. Like this --> :D
let me try
you are the one who keeps doing this.
Id still wub you all the same
Is there any sides to indulge in?
But free food is good
An sabby marches on its stomach
Cupcake's just calling me a glutton for punishment because he won't hit me anymore.
It's fine, it's fine.
You make it so easy, though.
you wish I was easy.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
No sides, I'm afraid. I'll tell the boss you called him a cheapskate.
'Cause I ain't no home wrecker...
Give him my phone number so i can heavy breath down the line to him
No, no, it's fine.
You won't be getting in the way of anything.
Tell him you're from corporate and need the phone numbers and addresses of the last 10 customers.
♥ ya that's better
Do he get a rebate?
This one's much better.
Would I lie to you?
drinking in severe heat
recipe for disaster
Thanks, people at shoprite are pretty funny
nothing at all?
you don't have ac?
I do, I just didn't install it this summer and last summer to save on the electricity bill. I would use it in the living room and another bedroom if I really needed it, tho.
But tcs and such, no AC
He got a re-bait! Get it? 'Cause we sell bait?
That's pretty good, Mr. Loco. I like it. *squish*
Maybe if you were jonesin' hard for a punishment. Never trust a junkie, you know?
I tried going one summer without to save on the bill.
never again. I'll pay the extra money.
aw thank you i like you
Pfffffft its your lake job losses l I thought it was Friday lmao
I get it
how's your saturday going, friend
That's just a break, then.
What year did you just complete? 3 or 2?
we never had any air conditioning in spain
110 every day
just open some windows
2. Internship next year.
Internship in the summer break or during term time?
We are same year ^^
Sometimes you can trust a junkie. Like when they tell you they're dopesick and have poop in their pants.
Did boat stuff on the lake, got back, walked around to look at all the fallen trees and branches in the neighborhood from the storm, and am now sitting in front of a fan listening to a screamy woman singing songs. You?
Job at the lake* not losses
Sabs, give me a bit of credit.
I'm not that addicted.
Went grocery shopping in sweltering heat with my sis
she insisted on buying 3 POM wonderful teas when I said one
ended up being overcharged 10 bucks on 2 of them, rip
just downed a mason jars worth of iced tea, might have lunch innabit
the breeze must be wonderful
over here it's the humidity that kills you
I would've finished my master's by now if everything went nice though.
How have your past 2 weeks been
wanna go see the movie and maybe do stuff together after now?
it's what you get for living near the ocean
nothing good ever came out of the ocean grim. go inland.
Would you still like me if I made you sit on your hands and zip up my boots?
Not that I would, 'cause that'd be filthy, but you know. Hypothetically?
Yeah, that joke was kinda crappie. :D
Can't argue with that.
Seems like you need a fix pretty bad.
things that come from the ocean:
-deep sea monsters
-deadly sea urchins
I haven't had any in so long, like, years, and I just, I want it so bad, y'know?
Deep seamonster gojira urchin
I was born a poor black child in the Atlanta Ocean.
Pretty great. Best year of the job business-wise and review-wise, we performed exceptionally well under a bomb-scare, and of course, I'm leading it all~
probably guaranteed promotion at this point, but I fear I won't' be able to return the next year due to moving out and forward in life...it is bittersweet
you also get all sorts of people
I do wanna live on the other side of the USA for a bit then maybe settle a little inland or who knows maybe another country
What's the business? Where are you going to?
i would like you so much i would kiss them when i was done
who is BC?
Kinda glad that faggot Sci is sleeping now
I can finally post
Sci is the new Buzz Killington
I'm glad that we have some clouds today, this heat has been killer.
Ouch, the old living in New York tax. That POM stuff never looked very good to me.
Mason jars are inordinately fun to drink out of.
I don't think anyone here knows who Buzz Killington was
We called him Buzzy for short
yeah but at the end of the day grim you can't breathe in the water can you. it's unnatural. like queers.
butt seriously the sea is nice. and temperate. and if you feel like exploring country's i'm currently at hit me up.
The business is teaching kids how to program various languages and design vidya.
I'm moving away, but not TOO far.
are we doin it or nah
I use a fuckin striped straw cuz I'm cool like dat
touring western europe with you would be pretty rad
get in overwatch and heal me like the slut you are, faggot.
Oh, I thought that was just a summer thing.
What's your new address and postal code?
I wish I had a year in industry like that v_v
Survey question: Do you feel like my denying you punishment is like punishment?
Interesting. I may have a dress needs zipping in a similar fashion.
Rebuild of Evangelion 4.0 will never be released in your lifetime
It is a summer thing
why, do you want to send me something?
i'd be able to do that supposing it were you that was wearing it.
I have another internship at the end of this.
I want to stalk you.
I don't really understand this whole Sci fixation everyone seems to have, his posting doesn't jump out as particularly horrible or anything.
It's like you're in a milkshake bar in the 50s.
Can we go fishing sometime?
Milkshakes are so fuckin heavy unnnnnf
Or SWAT you. Why you moving?
Of course! Totally wasn't going to make Scoot wear it.
Let's go now!
I'm sooo ugly, Scoot. And dumb. And I smell.
He's fucking faggot, I swear
I'm woke up dizzy today... it's not going away...
Now I'm not doing it cuz you called me a faggot
That's not even funny
He has aspergers and it's just a pain to talk to him... seriously
the average temperature during summer is about 100 degrees where I am.
Clean that dirt off your thumb
i was thinking more me
i mean i just physically cannot do that
scoots is fine
But you are pretty and witty abmnd got that big dick
You can't SWAT people like you used to be able to 4 years ago.
Following an opportunity.
w e a k
There are people ten times as much of a pain as Sci. I don't get why people take such exception. It's bizarre.
God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt.
Yes, a step in the ladder to my dream
I wish you had monster hunter
Care to share your dream?
I have no aspirations.
I watched someone play that on a PSP for three hours on a bus once. I just don't understand the appeal.
Technical question: If I'm dressing you and decide you need stockings, would my pulling them up your legs and thighs with my teeth be at all practical?
Aw, it's not that big. *blush*
Why don't you ban him again?
I diiiiiiiiiiid... I'm going to drink more... ugh everything is spinning..
Who is worse than Sci? o.0
Its big, and thick and makes me wanna gag .////.
It is it create and own a company that is as independent of governments as possible, yet dispenses some of the worlds greatest in military technology and services
I would if I could.
the rush of taking down something huge and powerful and also upgrading all your shit. Sick combos too
well that would depend on what your goal was wouldn't it
So you provide home-grown mercenaries? Nice.
Please don't send your private army to me.
Scoot, Erin, Swedish Fish, Kroni...
I'll just play Dynasty Warriors or something.
Nawwwwwwwwwwwwww, you're just sayin' that.
To dress you like a dainty little slut and watch you pretend not to like it even though there's hard evidence to the contrary.
Holla Forums still works like shit
whatever technology allows at the
erin's mad fun
Cuff me, officer
Don't worry i'm here.
SABER IS LITERAL TRASH
SHE'S SO USELESS
I can not stand that man. He's a boring disaster. Reading his posts is like watching an uninteresting train wreck in slow motion.
Its bigger thanmine
Erin's fun factor increases tenfold when they're high
Play a better game.
gonna eat, bbl
BC I WANNA GO SEE A FUCKING MOVIE
ENTERTAIN MY INVITATION FOR ONCE
I am only slightly creeped out.
Feel free to keep all the fun to yourself. I'll be just fine.
I will not deny this claim in this situation.
I don't play this game because I think it's good.
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I hate this error
Is it because you can make your waifu?
I haven't really made any characters like that.
Well, except the one who looks like Tohsaka because of the UBW event.
I dunno, I just like it.
It's my guilty pleasure.
kinda cute how kaybe is mean about me even when i'm not here because i tell him that I dislike him
it's like he's seeking my approval or something
things to learn to do before i move:
-how to look good in a dress
I dislike you
Now pay attention to me. ♥
I played it for like 5 minutes and all I saw was touhous all over the place.
Why would I avoid saying I don't like you when you're not here? It's not like I'm telling a secret behind your back, I've made it fairly clear directly to you. And I don't dislike you because you dislike me, I just dislike you because of your personality. Hope that clarifies things a little bit, I know it's hard for you to understand things without a government worker doing it for you over the phone while you're crying.
whoah text wall alert
calm it janet
I've never seen anyone else try to do a 2hu successfully in this game.
Drat. I tried.
I hate Erin.
Sorry, I keep forgetting that you don't have the mental acuity to read more than three sentences at a time.
Hate the players cuz you ain't got game
Why don't I have an iPhone
What did you do to lose your mod privilege?
I wish you were here to hold me tight and keep me from spinning...
Yeah Erin is more annoying than Sci, I'll give you that...
All she does is blog post about the most boring shit
Isn't his dad the king of Team Rocket?
Erin stepping down.
Is HL2EP2 ok
i'm scared of you...
i made you one art
aww, why was that version not cropped
do iphones not actually crop when they crop any more
Your instinct to survive is kicking in!
Fuck off kanra
Yeah Erin is the most worthless PoS to ever come to our community...
It's interesting to see how little substance you can pack into each and every post.
Those phone cases are so expensive wth
how little substance
in reply to a post with an entire coloured doodle relevant to the discussion
a picture is worth a thousand words, but you are worth a few different ones 😂
3700 yen for a piece of plastic
Good morning, Goggles-chan
You guys are just poor
Make desu buy it for you
in reply to a post with an entire coloured doodle relevant to the discussion
relevant to the discussion
You're like a little kid on take your son to work day who thinks he's actually helping his dad by stapling a piece of paper a hundred times. It's actually baffling how your thought process works.
please make a new thread
I like your OPs
Probably have more in my bank account than you
He would let me, but that would be using him, I'd feel too guilty :c
Feeling any better Gogs?
300 should be new image limit
More air prolly
I hope he dies