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Isaiah Fisher
Isaiah Fisher

press f to mourn punished-lenko, the angry manlet who cries because he'll never be a girl

remember that us humans over 6 feet are truly blessed, and we must be thankful for what we have

music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLR-8c11ms

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Norway_attacks
http://www.forbes.com/sites/fruzsinaeordogh/2016/06/02/explaining-the-sam-hyde-as-mass-shooter-meme/#11b7bab58d90
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Ryder Price
Ryder Price

Hail Satan

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

That wasnt even a maid outfit or a skirt, what are you doing son?

Eden of the west is nice fam

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

Isn't r/a/dio dead?

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

I will return shortly.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

women's swimsuit.

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

f

Brody Hall
Brody Hall

who here has a lava lamp

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

I used to want one as a kid, but they're heavy, delicate, expensive, and generate too much heat.

Asher Watson
Asher Watson

They arent actually made out of Lava
Crazy shit

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

thats what they call my dick

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

Never been

William Young
William Young

i wonder if badfox would date me

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

yo lets go see secret life of pets tonight

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

Soto do you know who ryonaloli is ?

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

free loco dick pics
nice desu ne

thats a big dog

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

I'm on my period

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

so?

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

heavy
it's like 3 pounds famalam, DYEL?
delicate
true
expensive
15 dollarydoos
generate too much heat
I'm in AZ and I have one.

tfw no lavalamp with actual extremely low viscosity lava in it

Dylan Martinez
Dylan Martinez

I used to have one as a kid

they get pretty lame kinda quickly

k...keep me posted

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

N-No

Also what's your name on there?

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

not a small 4 inch one
I'm talking 14inch+

Nathan Hughes
Nathan Hughes

it smells like fish when it dries up

Xavier Johnson
Xavier Johnson

hail satan

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

I had one when I was a kid, was so cool.

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

ok, how does that affect a movie date

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

Oh nevermind then.
wakabakaflame

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

you're not even a satanist

Jace Perry
Jace Perry

4 inch
theres no such thing as a 4 inch lava lamp

are you tardo?

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

you'll throw up in your popcorn

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

my lava lamp is 13 inches

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

Insert Satan Pasta

Used to...maybe.

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

I have never owned one nor do I plan to

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

for what purpose

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

Your lava lamp is 5 inches average. :^)

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

praise kek

John Thompson
John Thompson

it's like 5.7-5.9 last i checked
i think theres pictures floating around somewhere

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

you realize how big 4 inches is right? that wouldn't even make sense.

The standard ones are over a foot tall

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

ooooook

wiltedmushroom.jpg

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

it smells like fish
I knew there WAS something fishy about you!

TUUUUNAAAAAAAA

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

when your cock is bigger than boo's

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

girls dont mind
so your opinion certainly doesnt matter

Zachary Ward
Zachary Ward

im going to have to be the bottom
BULLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Luis Williams
Luis Williams

Tell me about konachan or kurokospammer

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

Aren't lava lamps usually smaller?

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

hail satan!

shut up

I don't wanna do anything this weekend

its so hot and i don't wanna move

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

pretty sure girls shrivel their nose at a dried up penis

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

only the one in asia
my lava lamp is pretty average

Connor Baker
Connor Baker

go back to that picture sci posted

don't you just want to take it in your mouth? suck it and play with it a little?

i bet you do.

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

didn't you go to AX and not even get laid once?

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

I BARELY EVEN TRIED TO

Logan Price
Logan Price

tfw you didn't go to AX and fuck 10 people

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

only if we have an emotional connection
call me your lover and i'll take that dick in my mouth like a champ

why'd i type this

Thomas Young
Thomas Young

because you're a needy slut

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

Literally anyone and everyone in there is a faggot

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

I don't wanna do anything this weekend
11/10 would be best girlfriend.

But there are no girls on the internet.

blue, red, purple lava lamps?

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

When you stick your dick in crazy
and then you're like hurr durr plz don't kill me, lol.

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

kek

psst, loco
was that actually your cock that got posted last bread?

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

what if i want this relationship to be non-BDSM related
;_;

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

anything for you, gnomes. I'm back now.
get a load of this fag.

Brody Bell
Brody Bell

Post you're waifu with a quick message to her.
To Yotsugi, You're cute. I want to get into a snowball fight with you !

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

tfw lavalamps are slow as balls and I just wish they moved a lot faster

Owen Moore
Owen Moore

yeah

nice isn't it? It's a good pic.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

pls no bully my irl friend ;~;

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

Kinda just wanna fuck bc after the movie if they're a chica

thats scarlets gf

agree

Jack King
Jack King

loco is my waifu
he's only started being nice to me now
how am i not supposed to take advantage of this

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

wings got taken off of netflix
but it's on hulu

Justin King
Justin King

hey ali did you wanna have a threesome at AX or are you gonna give me scarlet for myself

i dont really mind

Aiden Long
Aiden Long

Shut up and take it like a good slut

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

also wish it was WAY brighter

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

Subtle, I want to straighten out your teeth with my fists

Love,
Soto

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

not gnomes? I miss gnomes.

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

rofl

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

AMAZON NO

Ali what do you look like

hes around

I play league with him

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

10/10
gib more pls

Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

To myself, You're handsome and would stare at the mirror all day.

Now what, desu?

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

tell him I said hi.

Ian Young
Ian Young

mfw cleansing Munich of mudskins

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

who were the victims

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

Your dom game is weak fam

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

muslims are always the real victims.

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

but I am a girl

Ethan Young
Ethan Young

okay

this is deep

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

yikes
do you know what he looks like?

Eli Wood
Eli Wood

Soto, I want to trip on your spaghetti while falling on top of you.

*Slides your InuYasha doujin paper you printed out under your door*

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

I can dom just fine when I try

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

Minatsuki please stop looking at me that like

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

Who?

Axel looks like this, which is me. Now talking in third person for some reason.

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

this is what subs actually think

Damn I remember that story
so long ago dude lol

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

just wanna fuck bc

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

how do u get so cool

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

Dunno, reported shooter was reported to be "White male of big posture", though /pol/ apparently shows images of handcuffed middle-eastern looking dudes. Though, cops haven't said they detained the shooters yet, so I dunno. Either way is neat because we're fucked anyway.

John Ward
John Ward

i've lost this conversation

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

I wanna enjoy the movie first

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

do both at the same time

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

yeah what loco said. it's dark in there.

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

kek

OK LADS, I'M GOING TO TRANSLATE THIS FOR YOU SO YOU STOP ASKING WHO THIS FUCKING GUY WAS

Balcony Guy #1: "You fucking asshole!"
Shooter: "Because of you I was bullied"
B G #1: "You're a fucking cunt"
Shooter: "And this is why I have to buy guns and shoot you now"
B G #1: "You fucking asshole"
B G #2: "Fucking Turks"
B G #1: "Fucking kanaks" (bad word for foreigners, especially Turks). Hey this guy has a loaded gun, someone call the cops!"
Shooter: "I'm German!"
B G #1: "You're a cunt, that's what you are!"
Shooter: "I was born in Germany!"
B G #1: "So what? Look what you're doing right now!"
Shooter: "I was raised in a Hartz IV neighborhood" (= basically a shitty neighborhood with relatively high unemployment rates) I was in treatment since I was a child."
B G #1: "Yeah, treatment is exactly what you need. You should be in a mental asylum!"
Shooter: "It has nothing to do with...."
B G #1: "You're a cunt!
Shooter: "Shut your fucking mouth!"
*starts shooting*
B G #1: "You're fucking cunt. You're shooting at me"
Shooter: "Yes"

Video ends.

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

I just so happen to never try

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

no loco response
;_;

Austin Hall
Austin Hall

B G #1: "You're fucking cunt. You're shooting at me"
Shooter: "Yes"

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

Just stick to being a power bottom

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

domming with that chin
can you believe it

Caleb Wright
Caleb Wright

How does this team look? Good?

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

I wanna cook and clean and take care of someone nice

Carter Taylor
Carter Taylor

By lying

Lets watch Ghost busters and make fun of that ugly ape-looking chick

whew tl;dr

Isaiah James
Isaiah James

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBozHHwe0w4

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

I'm nice, right?

Are you Baka?
I can smell you from a mile away
Take a shower already fjc

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

looks good to me. as long as you aren't thinking of actually trying to be competitive with it.

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

No

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

washing more dishes

bbl

Christian Thomas
Christian Thomas

I am though

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

baka is banned retard

James Myers
James Myers

tbh I just mainly hear "arschlog" but that's about as far as my german vocabulary goes

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

no but seriously youre 'hip' as they say
i dont know how to do that im a big square
teach me your secrets

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

You'll never have awkward closet sex like Soto.
Wants to hear more juicy stories by Soto.

Kind of want to hold hands with ____ while sharing an ice cream.

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

oh. oh dear.

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

;~;

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

what's wrong with it?

Joshua Flores
Joshua Flores

lol really? why js he banned?

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

bebop is literally hitler

Jack Long
Jack Long

You can have this round.

Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

lmao

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

Daijoubu

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

oh lenko.

lenko.

lenko.

actually it looks just fine. I like a team that isn't cookie cutter smogon

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

https://twitter.com/rTaios/status/756626167713656832

Dude looks turkish tho

Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

Well I did copy some of the movesets but those items and evs are pretty standard.

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

well he freed me so he's not all bad, right?

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

I mean the team comp itself. I don't know what the current meta is, but back a year ago or so when I was still playing it was the same 10 pokemon rotating around on every team.

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

I need an anime to watch with gore in it.

Any suggestions?

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

I picked what I like, at least for every role I need.

Tyler Hughes
Tyler Hughes

NO ITS NOT DAIJOUBU AT ALL

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

how people seriously play pokemon past puberty is beyond me

mystifying

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

the best thing he did was add ids so i can keep you filtered
which i forgot to do

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

parasyte.
karen approves.

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

Non Non Biyori

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

he works out and plays pokemon all day

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

who

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

this guy.

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

woopsie daisy

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

You can have all the sluts you want though, just probably never settle down. Sounds pretty daijoubu to me

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

karen. from pokemon gold and silver. famous for saying that good trainers use what they like, instead of just what is strongest.

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

oh yeah, the dark type elite four girl

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

that's the one.

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

pokemon is for children
children!

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

your opinion is noted, sci.

Adrian Allen
Adrian Allen

Seen it.

You trying to make me feel better? kek.

William Scott
William Scott

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Norway_attacks

dat anniversary

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

thats not an opinion thats just the fact of the matter
my opinion is that casual play out of nostalgia—sure i can get that. do a playthrough of red every couple years it's cool.
taking it seriously or EVER thinking about pokemon "strategy" in adulthood—really weird and offputting

David Baker
David Baker

0.34 Uhr: Apparently the suspects aimed for the heads. There are multiple similar injury patterns suggesting this conclusion. This is based on information availble to TZ

Camden Garcia
Camden Garcia

your opinion is noted, sci.

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

what about the fact of the matter? is that noted properly now?

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

he probably had reflex mode on
what a pussy

William Foster
William Foster

I saw no facts.

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

u motherfucker

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

she is in my top 10 favorite female trainers

Jace Morgan
Jace Morgan

(1) Because of people like you i got bullied for 7 years. (he's the one walking around)

beta uprising confirmed

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

i'll say again you were much cooler when your identity was still a mystery
now youve been outed and rather than try to maintain a good rep u try to look as ridiculous as possible

super uncool dude
i trusted u

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

7 years
not even a decade
wow, fuckin jock

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

is that what I've been doing? interesting.
yes, she's quite good.

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

you had a voice man
you did something different

now youre just another small part of the animus mob

Tyler Murphy
Tyler Murphy

it hurts me deeply to disappoint you like this.

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

Wir haben im Rahmen der Fahndung eine Person gefunden, die sich selbst getötet hat.
Dabei handelt es sich mit hoher Wahrsch. um den Täter, der nach jetzigem Ermittlungsstand allein agiert hat.

/r9k/ confirm

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

http://www.forbes.com/sites/fruzsinaeordogh/2016/06/02/explaining-the-sam-hyde-as-mass-shooter-meme/#11b7bab58d90

lmao

Nathan Price
Nathan Price

come back to being cool i beg u

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

I was never cool, sci.

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

There are no beta, alphas or omegas. You are whom you are to be.

Non Non Biyori
I recognize that flute.

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

wait what happened?

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

cuppers is the only person that gets a pass on pulling the mysterious unimportant oldfag. just kinda embarrassed that fucking grim figured it out before me

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

you were cool! you did something that was more or less your own! all the steps you take towards the mob take you further away from being individually awesome.

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

yesss tp night!

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

it really wasn't, nor is it now, important.
if only I could see myself through your eyes, sci.

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

shut up sci

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

ROFL

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS BOO!!!

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

Oh btw you should join my Harem
Subtle's in it

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

Wow /pol/ is retarded.

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

ur thinking about it all wrong
u gotta see urself through ur eyes
ur real eyes

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

my eyes are not real.

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

No.

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

i know
almost as bad as sjws

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

i thought he pulled it off really poorly
but i guess there are some people that don't realize he's bern
but people here are really really braindead

wrong

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

eh it is what it is. can't say that i spent much time mourning your posting death, but it's super rad to see you. coming and going is just kinda part of being in an autistic community. most of my favorite people just kinda pop up now and then, or died

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

it's nice to see you too.

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

PRAISE KEK

DEUS KEK

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

it's not bern doofus

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

now ur getting somewhere

Logan Young
Logan Young

Wow Desu, didn't they ever teach you to share?
We can always spitroast the britslut

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

I was bern the whole time.

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

see? even youre braindead tp

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

it kinda sucks that it takes shitty shit for some people to get sucked back into this

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

/pol/ really is retarded boo
ur the sjw-tier idiots of the right

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

hes 100% bern

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

He's for me only

Brandon Ortiz
Brandon Ortiz

goody
yeah. but what can you do.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

good morning scarlet

Christian Thomas
Christian Thomas

such an embarrassment

Justin Moore
Justin Moore

i kinda imagined bern coming back and ignoring me. but he never came back.

actually i think he did for a post or 3

Angel Scott
Angel Scott

not much. i've even been so bored lately that i've lurked /b/. like what the fuck

Nicholas Martin
Nicholas Martin

ur still kinda okay for a fag
gotta get back on the right path my dude and youll be cool
keep it real

Michael White
Michael White

I go on /b/ all the time, but mostly just for porn.

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

i really like this cartoon

all you had to go was go into the archives
it took me like 10 minutes to find old bern posts

which are the exact same style as bernsa's

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

its late afternoon though man

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

I'll keep that in mind.

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

u better not just be saying that in ur sarcastic little twat voice u use so much
i trust u

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

if you didnt just wake up why wait so long to come and talk to me

William Gray
William Gray

tp
tp
tp

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

my sarcastic twat voice is my normal tone of speaking.

Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

Does it make me a bad person for coming home to my gf after cheating on her and giving her my most convincing/fake smile, then kiss her and tell her I love her?

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

adultery is a sin

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

yes.

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

Yes

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

wonder what the tone is like when you're trying to sound sarcastic

must be horrifying

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

1st for FUCK OFF CHIRI

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

solarmovie disappears after KAT shutdown

fml

i guess there was some drama lately where like people made that snl/ghostbusters ape leslie jones rage on twitter by calling her an ape. and like that gay british conservative milo someone got perma'd from twitter. it sounded like something /b/ would do so i checked it out. sho 'nough

nah bern has a completely different typing profile

i don't get email notifications and i'm right here

nah that's the whole concept of a bottom bitch

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

hi chiri youre back again pretty soon

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

you just say that with 0 proof
your hillary voting mentality is showing tp
go back to the archives and check for yourself

Brody Long
Brody Long

I don't really have to try very hard to be sarcastic.
I love milo. being banned on twitter is a badge of honor for heroes like him.
shame about the focused racism though. just makes the leftist idiots think they are right.

Evan Perry
Evan Perry

give me ur thoughts on this pls http://pastebin.com/iu5EM7s9
ty

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

suppose u did anyway

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

fuck you I won't do what you tell me

in relative time

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

everyone sins tho

But would it be justified if you were gonna brake up with her anyways but still wanted to fuck a couple of time before breaking up with her while still seeing some other girl
I wanted my cake and ate it too

I thought that was a side bitch

Noah Hill
Noah Hill

I can't.

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

Someone buy me the album Styx Helix.

Eli White
Eli White

no, not really. just a bad person thing to do.

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

i want to live in 2 dimensional time for a day ("day")
would u?

Tyler Bennett
Tyler Bennett

well as it stands the only non pedophile talking to you right now is me
so if i cut you off its just YOU AND SCI
A HA HA HAAAAAAA

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

yes u can!!!!!

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

Oh please don't let me die
Waiting for your touch

Straight Bet is really good too :3

I'm actually a nice guy tho

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

unless you want to make unironic posts, i think this convo is dunzo

the funniest thing is that he just got blamed. i don't particularly like him but i like how he triggers people

i'm not sure what i'm looking at

like the gf that you keep going back to is your bottom bitch

wait you have an official gf?

that doesn't sound like you

it's not that elderly african american is it?

Adrian Sullivan
Adrian Sullivan

Nah this was back in my late HS days

Good times

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

why do canadians who pretend to be girls always try to get people to buy them things?

actually chiri never did that shit

it's sad when fucking chiri is the top of any grouping

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

it's a list!

David Young
David Young

bad people can do nice things. look at me.
his ability to upset people is wonderful.

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

There's no real way to justify it, it's a pretty shit thing to do

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

not sure what it means

it needs more categories

Logan James
Logan James

that doesnt make it right soto
it takes you away from god
do you really want to be separated from god?

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

you kinda wonder how much he actually believes what he says and how much he just wants to be a contrarian for triggers. regardless, it's amusing af

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

I'm comfortable with my non-paedophilia and neutral/indifferent to my environment enough to say that this board doesn't bother me.

I don't dabble in mere hypotheses. When I'm unconscious I live in a dream realm; this life, while more consciously tangible, is a more boring reality that imposes limitations.

David Smith
David Smith

when desu's morals go higher than soto's

what the fuck

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

the girl has to be dumb as fuck to trust soto anyway

Ian King
Ian King

the categories need to broader/more fluid for my purposes

Luis Smith
Luis Smith

Ep7's insert, at the end, is on the same album.

And 2bad I'm not going to pay for a single from an albumless WHORE.

Only that's a lie.
If I felt secure spending the money on my account I'd've done that already.

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

having followed him for a while and listened to his show every week, I can say with confidence that he does believe the things he says. and I happen to agree with almost all of them, for the record.

Landon Carter
Landon Carter

oh this was a throwback blog?

i thought this was real time

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

what do you look like anyway
i hope youre not horrifying

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

What's that supposed to mean....

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

arent ur dreams in a way limited by ur experience of reality? wouldnt dabblimg in hypotheses give ur dreams more potential?

Cameron King
Cameron King

what are your purposes

well thanks for confirming. i was kinda unsure but he does like edit a conservative website so i thought he probably did, or worked really fucking hard at being a troll

not even really sure what he's against exactly. like sure when groups get behind vague words and concepts it's usually a joke

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

rank by individuality rather than quality

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

sci does this turn you on

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

he is against social justice warriors, basically. the people who are obsessed with skin color, gender, and all other things that don't really matter. you should check out some of his videos.

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

Have you been cheated on before?

lmao you wish you were bad

I don't want to be separated from god cause the closer I am to him the closer I can get to sheltered religious girls that don't know anything about doing lewd stuff and I talk them into messing around

Religious people are easy to convince ngl

Ikr? It's fucking weird
How does that even work

Rin pls, I know more about them and Re;Zero than you
Just download the FLAC on nyaa

Just randomly reminded myself of it
Good times

Like when I would lie to her and say I loved her after just cheating on her you get this rush of excitement like you're just like "Oh man, if only you fucking knew"
I would get so turned on by that
Man, thats kinda fucked

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

I wish the opposite, usually.

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

besides that, sci.. I have already lived out several 2D lives, remember I used to write comics.
They can be pretty surreal, but I very rarely lucid dream- it's more like I experience vivid alternate realities where I'm a participant, and it's only through very keen dream memory and memory organization that I remember them, and I'm often inspired by them.

I looked better when I was in my 20's.

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

actually when I think about it more
I have no idea

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

i dont really get turned on anymore. it's quite sad.

but yes that image is pretty neat kinda i guess.

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

That's irrelevant
smfh

Ayden Ramirez
Ayden Ramirez

I am incredibly proud of my ability to find the artist, album, and year of any weeab trash animu tunes come up in any bullshit I watch, okay?

implying it's not already downloading

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

In that sense I find the list odd, considering you have similar people in different categories all around the list.

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

I promise you I'm not a top tier poster

Ask Colbert

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

brb i have to focus my attention on /tv/ atm

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

godspeed, tp.

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

Thats like 100% relevant to the topic though
i could get how you don't approve of my actions cause of some bad past experience but I think we've all been there
Like I got cheated on and decided to do the same to others.

You're gonna go places Rin

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

but the more you explore and experience in reality the more your dreams will have points from which to jump off and explore further, yes?

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

He's quite the avid negrophile.

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

Yes but even if I wasn't I'd still think it's a shitty thing to do. Why even bother saying you love someone or want to be with them when you're seeing other people it's a waste of everyones time

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

Yeah, like, right back to Re:0.
So I can be one of the cool kids knowing what's hip and recent in the life of bestGirl and friends.

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

people are rated on the whole, not by specific character traits.

oh whoops
yes i was overzealous when i was making it
i meant to edit and put you further down but forgot
ty

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

Well yes, traditionally that's how a psyche is built.

I think my mind has perhaps a propensity for creativity, so the environments I dream-live range from the mundane to the spectacular.. but you're right, more often than not I'd say it's influenced by reality and my subconscious draws most of its material from there.

Landon King
Landon King

your dick will never be sandwiched by rem and ram

Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

I still don't understand what it's based on, I guess it's one of those vaporwave things where you never know what is real art or not.

Xavier Green
Xavier Green

yeah so go explore fascinating hypotheses u goofball

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

Cause if you stopped saying that to them they'd suspect something was up or the relationship would slowly die out and that would mean no more sex

And honestly that's all I wanted
Sometimes you just have to tell a little lie to get what you want, even if it means hurting others :3

lol all fucking late to the emotional rollercoaster

Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

it's based on my personal impression

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

Tbh, orange R*m is kinda hot.

Dylan Reed
Dylan Reed

You're a mystery, so no clue at all.

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter

rewind

u are pretty good

but most importantly ur hip

two completely separate qualities

good!

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

you will never impregnate them and take responsibility
You're too dishonest, put yourself before others and endanger yourself and others far too much for you to ever find happiness from someone

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

I like this version better

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

for the record milo is a scam-artist and has never offered any interesting insight into any issue

William Collins
William Collins

this is what the regressive left actually believes

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

he's a boring one-trick-pony pundit

his trick is being from /pol/

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

dont ever call me a leftist ever again or i'll find u
i've done it before

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

Wau, she's so good at twister.
So jealous.

John Baker
John Baker

What's more fascinating than quantum realities?

I'm not one to be dropping any 'theories' but I feel a lot of the dreams I experience are like alternate realities; by dreaming them I have made exist such a state through observation, and it is thus 'real' to me, but since we both know the source material was drawn from my own memories, so any sequence is unlikely to be replicated anywhere else.
Unless telepaths are stealing my good ideas.

Michael Perry
Michael Perry

Doesn't really help at all with my social butterfly behavior.

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

I've been doxed before. as expected, nothing came of it.

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

I've gotten to the point where I'm too lazy to check my grammar.

When I drink, my OCD to proofread anything I've written takes a back seat to my egomania.

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

They probably couldn't think of anything to do that would make your life worse than it already is.

Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Jackson

You don't need someone else to find happiness, you can find it yourself.
I think that's where most people fuck up alot, so many people rush to find a partner to love when they don't even love themselves and pretty much depend on the other person for their happiness.
Pretty idiotic then again I honestly don't know how relationships work, never really been a fan of them or felt like I needed one.
I feel like relationships just limit you and eventually get boring.

David Young
David Young

I want to eat that.

Jeremiah Sullivan
Jeremiah Sullivan

could be good biotech career opportunity

yes

nonetheless dont call me a leftist
i hate them more than u could ever know

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

at the time my life was pretty alright. but yeah, they were dumb.

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

It's fried duck egg noodles with imitation crab, mushrooms, and scrambled egg.

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

Disappointing.

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

then stop saying things like a leftist would.

Juan Turner
Juan Turner

it looks delicious and I want it.

Jacob Ward
Jacob Ward

Being part of any political group

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

how

so calling milo on his bs makes me a leftist? fuck off dude
i'm harder right than you could ever be pansy

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

Don't worry i'm here.

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

More of Chiri's food porn: fried zucchini with a coating of rice flour dough

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

I want one of my irl friends to cosplay Al so he could be my aniki

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

faggot retard /pol/ is just like sjws
pathetic
embarrassing for them to be on my "side"

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

hooray

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

Because trying to understand what you appreciate in a person is damn hard.

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

Maybe someday someone will treat you as bad as you've treated people and you'll change

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

fried zucchini w/ alfredo and parmesan

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

it's not difficult at all.
is the person underage? then sci appreciates them.

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

zucchini is disgusting.

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

But that's illegal.

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

i have the same frustration

resorting to memes when u get ideologically raped
classic pol
u idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so wrong

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

That doesn't really fall in line with the list.

Jonathan Nguyen
Jonathan Nguyen

age ain't nothin' but a number, baby

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

/pol/ and /r9k/ are the same exact board and that board needs to GO OUT

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

Tell me once you figure it out on your soul search, unless yours is eternal akin to Tak's.

James Scott
James Scott

it's an acquired taste, it's definitely not a cucumber.
That's why I fry em. they were free; some huge ones came out of the back yard garden so I whipped up some dishes based on zucchini and they were quite edible. I added apple cider vinegar when I was frying them, to give them a little 'pickly' taste.

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

*pet*

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

I suppose when you put it that way I would at least give them a try. I do like pickles.

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

dont know if it is
i may never know

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

who is drinking with me?

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

r9k is full out white knight beta losers who also hate women but also love them and wish that they could treat them right etc etc

r9k was all for bernie too

totally different boards

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

Someone already has which is why I don't believe relationships are for me
Instead of changing for the better I changed for the worse and now just go from girl to girl
Because of this now I really ever doubt seeing myself being a serious relationship cause Im so used to changing it up with different girls or hell even traps that I can't see myself being loyal to just one person
Even if it's someone that is really cute, we share the same hobbies or whatever
Even eating a fancy steak dinner everyday for the rest of your life, you're bound to get tired of it

Noah Garcia
Noah Garcia

Would if I could.

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

was that all u had queer? come on

John Bailey
John Bailey

Dill, right? fuck sweet pickles. Dill master race.

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez


chiri





pls

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

theres no important difference between socialists and the alt right

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

Iranian dude

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

I could
Whatever works for you soto-tan. As long as you truly believe you want that I wish you luck in your endeavors no matter how degenerate they are

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

you of all people? this is unfortunate. I can usually count on you.
I got bored. you should try being more entertaining.
fuck sweet pickles is too light of a sentiment for how I feel about them. they are worse than hiter. dill pickles are the best.
drink drink drink.

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

theres no important difference between socialists and the alt right

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

Thanks for the support.
Hey qt

Tyler Powell
Tyler Powell

excellent. do it.
any time. now compliment my hair.

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

I know enough.

Time to violate Desu in my dreams.

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

D-Don't call me a degenerate ;~;

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

Hm hm.

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

Yes daddy

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

did he actually say this

Andrew Green
Andrew Green

Is that your only quest?
Also how's the school thing going on?
Just asking since I don't even remember when was the last time I talked to you.

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

degenerate

Andrew Bailey
Andrew Bailey

Did you get the snap of that hobo this morning, ban

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

goodnight, emily.
why do you not have alcohol?

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

Ok you deviant
l-lewd...

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

am i not pandering enough like ur precious little special bus board does for u? sprry u brainwashed urself queers

have fun wallowing in ur memes amd never seeing the truth

Isaiah Sanders
Isaiah Sanders

you are being less entertaining. you are moving in the wrong direction.

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

:')
i dont go on r9k

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

You look like an ogre with a wig on.

I haven't checked anything yet.

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

Have alcohol.

Just on call.

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

Finally someone understands my hatred for sweet pickles and relish.

Only dill pickles should ever be on meat/bread compound concoctions.



That being said, there is hardly anything in the world that can top the combination of mayo, sliced ham, pickles, cheese, lettuce, and mustard. In that order. because the sauces go on the bread to soak in, and the rest of the layers are free to mingle.

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

that's the stuff.
unfortunate. you have my sympathies.

Michael Campbell
Michael Campbell

At least I dont wear girl clothing and wear make up

Call me a nice guy instead

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

it is refreshing to meet someone else who knows how to properly make a sandwich.

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

Hm hm.

James Torres
James Torres

yo soto
can I post the pic where Odra wakes you up with a bottle of water

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

a shame

Parker Wood
Parker Wood

Your welcome

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

what do u need milo to reiterate opinions u already brainwashed urself into believing to be entertained?

like i said, same thing as /pol/ as far as im concerned

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

remember how fucking lazy you were, literally dying from hunger and you couldnt just get up and make yourself some food until way later

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

yeah go for it

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

you're boring.
when was this? all the time? sounds like all the time.

Julian Diaz
Julian Diaz

I'm sure you have your reasons as to why you are the way you are. I accept you regardless of your past soto-kun, just don't take it out on others

Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

she doesn't like pickles

FUCK OFF REEE

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

One can only dream of getting this rekt

lmao
earlier this week

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

I remember when you linked the wrong person.

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

YOU'RE POSTING THE SAME FUCKING AVATAR

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

I do not remember this.
oh, ha. that explains things.

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

im back in 2017
in the meantime need a job so ive been half-heartedly searching

and youre precious
goochy goo

William Fisher
William Fisher

I'm posting as Silver right now.

Hes a faggot that takes my pictures.

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

I always tell them to not to put any pickles in my hamburgers.

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

Yeah I just realized

are you getting monster hunter or nah

Andrew Young
Andrew Young

I haven't taken a single silver picture. they are good, but not what I want.

Joseph King
Joseph King

You should go into telemarketing and then have a nervous breakdown.

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

I've lived a few years on the ramen and toast diet, when a jar of pickles or a scrambled egg were few and far between; I can appreciate a proper sandwich with all of the basic ingredients, nothing too fancy.
I left out tomatoes specifically because I don't eat them anymore, I can't seem to digest them. I'm not sure if it's my colon or the produce industry coming up with new methods to prolong a tomato's shelf life.

Leo Foster
Leo Foster

how you feel when you look at yourself and see the after gym pump

Adam Howard
Adam Howard

C-Can I still cyber Subtle behind your back tho?

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

I'm not a fan of tomatoes, myself. I do like some red onion on a sandwich now and then though.

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

not much, gonna bath and bed soon

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

Its highly unlikely.
You can't post anything thats not female I bet.

Matthew Morris
Matthew Morris

Well, good luck to you in that, living in the same hell currently.

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

not true at all. everything I post has a penis.

Jaxson Gonzalez
Jaxson Gonzalez

i mean i never really think "faggot anime character" when i see my pump

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

Right? I don't like onions myself but at the right time and place for an onion, they are appetizing.

screw mcdonald's rehydrated onions though. nothing is more nauseating.

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

We both know you don't do that, I wish you'd stop being so self destructive though soto-kun, it's a shame to see such potential be wasted away

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

grim buy me monster hunter and we can play together a bunch.

Chase Perry
Chase Perry

i dont do that

thanks and gl to u also

the alt right is retarded

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

Need to get all of that dough out of your hair?

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

they do not do a good job with them, no.

I like to put onions in the pan after I cook a burger and cook them in the juices for a minute or two, then add to the burger. so good.

Luis Evans
Luis Evans

I just got out of the shower and it was pretty nice.
I haven't seen any yet.

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

they don't just flop them around. that would be indecent.

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

Just think of all the manipulative, scripted cold calls you could make to old people who aren't quite all there for things they don't need or even want.

Justin Baker
Justin Baker

Well, you reap what you sow
Im pretty sure all those girls Ive hurt will come back to haunt me in the future or i will never actually find love

It can't be helped

David Murphy
David Murphy

Thanks to you too.

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

Oh, that sounds perfect.

Caramellized onions ftw

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

right

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

someones doing that to my great-grandma it's not nice

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

I could eat them by themselves, to be completely honest. but they are much better on things.

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

left.

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

This is my "I take offense to that" face. Here.

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

Have you ever thought of not making the same mistakes that other people made to you ? Do you not remember the pain you felt when you happened to you and wish to never have someone feel that way and change your ways ? It can be helped soto-kun, you just won't do it.

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

milo is a useless one-trick-pony for people who act like retards clapping for the funny clown man

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

izaya drink with me.

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

you're no better than sjws

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

i miss having a working shower

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

Things on other things is why cuisine is interesting. Different takes on combinations, classics and remakes, personalization.

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

black lives matter.
black lives matter.

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

My grandpa gets a bunch of scam calls, luckily he's still sharp and can deal with it.

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

I never knew you were such a culinary connoisseur. cook for me.

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

fuck blacks they can be wiped off the planet for all i care
fuck /pol/ they can be wiped off the planet for all i care

my granny's too far gone to help herself unfortunately ;_ ;

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

ha
The building I work at has a ton of showers in it and I rarely shower at home now a days.

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

Basically the plot of Ratatouille.

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. Nigerian scammers pls go.

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

lucky git

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

Food is almost as important as music, to some people.
Well, that and food is important to everyone.

I have a few personal recipes I don't mind sharing, some are simple, some more complex, but I developed them to my own tastes; I had a stint in food service for a time and enjoyed customer responses to my 'specials' on late lonely nights when I worked the shifts alone and cooked whatever I wanted.

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

it would be funny tho to just baffle some old people as a telemarketer without scamming them or whatever

Thomas Jackson
Thomas Jackson

Hollowed Ichigo was the only cool thing about Bleach tbh

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

I havent really cheated or had an affair with someone else in quite sometime
Now I usually stick to friends with benefits and they are generally okay with it until they start catching feelings then I have to stop talking to then before they get hurt even more

Maybe I just like this self destructive lifestyle

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

Maybe you should work as a hospice nurse.

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

Ay, you made the move alright I take it?

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

Idk, but yeah it is pretty cool

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

ITs alright

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

any1 wanna play sum bidya vames

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

i feel like im doing just that with cupcake right now

his shrunken /pol/ pea-brain can't even fathom what's going on right now

i dunno thats frightening
because i feel like it would 'change' me and i wouldn't have a sense of humor anymore

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

I'd be down to Overwatch or something in a bit.

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

Be honest soto-kun, you don't enjoy it and only use it to hide the pain you feel inside. It'll only make it worse you must live and learn and make better of yourself before it's too late. Running from yourself is a race you will never win, soto-kun

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

Mom?

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

If you can't laugh at death, did you ever really have a sense of humor in the first place?

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

and in the process cupcake is digging himself even digger into the animus mob pit

such a shame

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

sounds pretty good. I might hit you up for some when I stop being too lazy to ever cook for myself.
I'd be down. what's your battlenet?

Gabriel James
Gabriel James

digging himself even digger

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

good point
still cant laugh at lobotomies though they scare the shit out of me
what do u think?

James Evans
James Evans

Squash#1923

Carson Gonzalez
Carson Gonzalez

i hate sci

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

Wasn't a move, just returning home, but yeah! Only took like 20 hours.

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

You're right
I think you're the one I've been looking for all my life
Let's get married

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

these things happen

do u like milo yiannooisdjkfpaloialf?

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

i guess ill finish the update squash

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

added.
izaya drink with me.

James Reed
James Reed

You know what I mean.
Glad you made it alright.

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

Sarcasm will not work on me soto-kun, I can not love someone who doesn't love themselves

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

I think there's absolutely some humor to be had with lobotomies.

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

but dont u think it's terrifying that u could get knocked out and in like five minutes not even be a person anymore?

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

I'm ready when you guys are.

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

I'm hooome

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

property of archives

so ban has switched from traps to underage girls?
neat

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

Or you could have an unknown heart defect and die randomly, or have an aneurysm and die randomly, or get hit by a car, or trip on a curb. Not worth worrying about.

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

I worked a grill, so these recipes are meant to be made quickly but still be super tasty.

the Roast Beef Kazenzakis
in a small dish (we had single-size sauce cups for takeaway, this will do) mix:
1 part vinegar,
1 part mustard,
1 part frank's red hot (or your favorite hot sauce)
- chop roast beef finely on the grill, mix up sauce until consistently orange and pour in, mix and simmer with the beef.
- add diced onions if you want
Goes great on a pita or sub, the sauce itself I used to refer to as my 'coney island sauce' if it included the onions, but it tasted the best on chopped roast beef.

the Chicken Char Siu
pre-mix 50/50 Lee Kum Kee's Char Siu sauce and a good 18-20% red port. the wine loosens up the sticky consistency of the char siu sauce and changes the flavor drastically.
I would cut up the chicken on the grill and pour on this sauce and mix it up, let it sizzle and marinade. Great start to an excellent pita or sub where you add more toppings later.

My at-home chicken char siu recipe is similar in that the sauce involves port as well, but I poke holes in the chicken with a fork and marinade it for at least 6 hours (or overnight) before laying it in a tinfoil-lined dish, broiling it at 375 and flipping it over every 10 mins and basting the top with the marinade, three times, and the final bake is 15 mins for a total of 45 mins and no more- the end result should be a moist, white meat with a flavorful reddish skin.
Cook it too much and it just 'tastes like chicken' - trust me, you'll know the difference if you get it right.

It's an art.

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

Cup.

https://discord.gg/tpaQX

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

I mean to add that the Roast Beef Kazenzakis recipe was meant for a pita, so it would include tzatziki sauce hence the greekness.

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

believe it or not that multilink was actually a new thread

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

damn it was kinda nice to drink post with my anonymous /tv/ friends

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

seinfeld is unfunny

fucking dr-dropped

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

hey queenie

see above

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

dude there's a new thread
"seinfeld is unfunny" is just a cultural trope
seinfeld is hilarious

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