Should I drink tonight

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

Should I drink tonight

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Owen Clark
Owen Clark

Yes, as you have no worth

Aiden Campbell
Aiden Campbell

well ur a dipshit
they're like a western nation in the middle east
fighting the good fight

yea they needed a little help
so what
they're an industrious people
great nation w/ great values and they're winners
fuck everywhere else in the middle east

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

Drink cum.
Like every night.

Oh.
It's fine, I like ya Scoots.

Brandon Ortiz
Brandon Ortiz

Dunt gas scoot 😭

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

l..lewd...

Landon Anderson
Landon Anderson

fighting the good fight
Implying they give a shit about anyone else but themselves

Almost as hilarious when somebody told me that Israel is the "bastion of democracy" in the middle east
Laughed for minutes

William Harris
William Harris

wake me up

wake me up inside

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

Cant eake up

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

Gotta love when your drunk friends knock on your door at 2:30 AM to give you flowers and some beer.

Korea is amazing

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

Scoots aren't for gassing.
Unless they're scooters, then they need to be gassed to even run.

Are you a scooter, Scoot?

How can you say you love him if you don't even drink his cum.

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

what are you some fucking """altruistic socialist"""? of course they're self-interested retard.

but what they want is western values and that's what we want too.

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

Israel is a bastion of democracy in the Middle East

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

I dont know any more

Camden Young
Camden Young

I would drink his cum every opportunity I get..

Zachary Allen
Zachary Allen

first result when you google israel

Israel's treatment of Palestinians is a "major cause" of the rise of Islamist terrorism and Isis, a Liberal Democrat peer has claimed.

it's funny because it's true and like british people blaming others for creating terrorism

what a time to be alive

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

He says as if he is a spic

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

No, they want jewish values. They don't give a fuck about your west, they'll take your cash and call you a nazi if you don't hand it to them. (Literally happened, recently too)
They are ONLY self interested. Did you ever seen a real israeli twat? Talked with one? Know a few? If you don't, you'll make an utter fool of yourself if you decide to talk gibberish some more. Because I have REAL experience with them, dozens of them

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

they're a bunch of losers acting out like children
fuck em
little pansy bitches

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

They're losers! We only want winners in this country. Look at me, I'm a winner. I'm a winner! You know I'm a winner. We're going to make America great again.

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

Oh, well then.
Let's not take our chances.

If you stop working though, I might have to try it.

But you don't.

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

good for them i hope they do that. money is the only thing that counts.

and what because you talked to a few jews you know everything about em? fuck off

scoreboard, faggot

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

Wrwwewwedwgdueudbdihzbsfudhdh

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

Let's invade another country and form a coup d'etat and introduce DEMOCRACY so we can secure thier ASSets.

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

We had plenty of them as guests in a pretty badass hotel I worked at for a long time
A few examples
1.: Ordering hookers to the childrens pool while being high on at least 12 different kind of drugs at broad daylight
2.:Arriving from the city at night and literally trying to destroy the entire Lobby
3.: Taking a small plate of food, eat a bite, throw food on ground, get more, rinse, repeat.
4.: Destroying plates, glasses, bottles, everything even sober
5.:Ordering EVERYONE around ALL the time, thinking everyone is their appointed slaves, no exceptions
6.: Harassing other guests 24/7, loud, obnoxious, agressive

Each and every time somebody tried to stop the reaction was: YOU NAZI YOU HITLER MY PARENTS SURVIVED HOLOCAUST I WILL SUE YOU NAZI SS HITLER HATER etc. etc. yelling it at 150dB constantly.

There is more, much more, I'd rather not even talk about it. Jews are insufferable, arrogant, digusting, repulsive, shitass pathetic bitchniggas. Worse than cockroaches, fucking cancer ultimate, walking cesspits, curs, knaves, if a diarrhea could be reborn, it would be a jew

John Clark
John Clark

Pro-israel doesnt mean pro-zion

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

1 dont care
2 dont care
3 dont care
4 dont care
5 dont listen if you dont want. whats your big problem?
6 dont care

and what because you talked to a few jews you know everything about em? fuck off
and what because you talked to a few jews you know everything about em? fuck off
reiterating

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

why dont you go guzzle some more /pol/ cum jack
fucking fairy boy

i'm gonna go buy some more smokes

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

talked
experienced their social behaviour personally multiple times in different contexts

If you can't tell the difference between the two, you might have to consider suicide, or at least forget about breeding, for the sake of mankind

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

PREACH IT JACK

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

"i don't care about facts"

-sci "The SJW king" mcpotatohead

Ethan Scott
Ethan Scott

Besides, I don't talk with scum, they had a ritual every night before dinner, put the napkins on top of their head and started praying or some shit

So one time I just made sure to sweat a lot and then introduce those napkins to my balls, was fun seeing it on their head. Only contact I made with 'em

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

Loco likes potatoes

Parker White
Parker White

Scoots is a potato

Loco x Scoots OTP confirmed

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

Edge supreme.

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

Sci smokes now?

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

He smoked before too for a time, I think.

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

dick

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

Felt like I did the world a favor

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

If he smokes pot that would make him a baked potato.

Suckle my tit, Eurotrash.

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

Really wish Israel would invade lebanon and syria

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

Hail Hydra

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

If he were baked in an oven he would be a dead guy that got baked to death in an oven.

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

*Laughter*

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

Thanks my stuffed animals really liked that one in the show I did at the Under the Bed Comedy Club.

Ethan Powell
Ethan Powell

I'm sure it was a hit.

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

It was so popular I'll probably have to go out and buy some more fans.

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

Your old one stop spinning?

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

bringing up crusades as a legit counterargument against immigrants killing spree
Ira
Mafia

Why are liberals so damned retarded

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

More like my dad bought a fancy one yesterday and now I'm jealous of it. Our furnace and AC crapped out, and it's in the nineties most of the week.

Jace Green
Jace Green

Crusades were retarded
westerners had no right
immigrants ALWAYS deserve help

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

I weep openly for you.

Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

More dolls

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

Thank you, I'd weep for myself if the tears didn't sizzle and evaporate after leaving the ducts.

THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

Sup

Logan Jones
Logan Jones

Hi ya Belchy.

Brayden Ross
Brayden Ross

Belchy?

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

Would you prefer Drooly?

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

at least 6 dead already

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

Kinda, actually.

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

I bet Snow White would dote on you the hardest.

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

fug

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

#lifegoals

Juan Gomez
Juan Gomez

Six whole people? Better check to see if the world is still turning.

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

I don't think you did it right.

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

You aren't allowed to cook anymore.

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

me neither

;_;

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

That Cadbury mug is also really ugly. Blegh.

Justin Green
Justin Green

What were you trying to prepare?

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

so far
Imagine if one of your loved ones would be in that "only six"
If you would have any. But you don't.

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

blame sword, he got it

bread

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

Sometimes you have to post pretty girls. Otherwise, society will consume you and you will be like Antoine Roquentin.

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

I want to fall in love....

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

I think I'll stick to relevant concerns, like the wasps by my mailbox.

I mean, I do blame him, but you should have "accidentally" dropped it by now if you didn't want to be complicit in that atrocity.

Very wise.

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

Detach the nest safely while wearing proper equipment and move the hive to a better location so the bees can prosper

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

wasps*
wasps are sort of assholes, no killing tho

John Long
John Long

These aren't honey bees we're talking about, they're wasps. I'm going to pour a liter of whatever chemical burns my nose the most on and around their home until they are all dead forever.

Lots of killing. I'd kill more of them if I weren't so scared of fucking awful wasps who need to die. Die by killing.

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

i'm glad i could bring the alt-right and sjws together this thread heart

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

im right here baby

Elijah Morris
Elijah Morris

Sleepy sleepy
how are you folks

Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

Overrated

Great you?

Juan Richardson
Juan Richardson

Remember, they are only there because the invasive cunt of a race humans keep pushing them out of their natural habitat. Don't add to the sins

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

I could be better
I oculd be worse
i feel hopeful
what are you up to todaY?

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

Fuck them, I'm a human not a wasp. They can eat their hearts out. In fact, I hope that ants literally do eat their hearts out.

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

I am a wasp irl

Camden Barnes
Camden Barnes

Cruel. Heartless.

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

We just need to get these terrorists to stop attacking WASPs and start attacking wasps.

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

Amen brother
let's make glam metal great again

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

Not a lot, played some underwatch after work and about to leave soon. What about you?

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

Could say the same
normally I'd lay around in the dark for another hour but something got me up today
lucky lucky me doesnt have to work tomorrow so that's what I am looking forward too

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

Any of you fucks want to play Overwatch?

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

no

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

hey you
I see you over there
Squoshin

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

I tend to do that.

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

not me
Im not even close to that cool

Jack Green
Jack Green

I'm hardly cool.
Mediocre at best.

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

u wanna teach me your secrets?

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

Always good

I think you are wrong on that

Jeremiah Bailey
Jeremiah Bailey

I ain't got none.

Eh.

Brody James
Brody James

I think you are plenty cool!

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

You need to stop talking to me
Why?

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

Cause commitment is scary

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

wonderful day if not a bit hot isnt it

Oliver Ramirez
Oliver Ramirez

Good morning~ ♡

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

commitment
present year

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

But I love taking care of people and cooking

I heard you guys were in a heat dome... I feel sorry for you

How much does Tsuchi text you every day?

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

presenting cummies

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

idk what that means but thats just part of living in the midwest
Its about normal I dont mind much
I feel sorry for all the puppy dogs houtside and my friends who are a roofer and the other one works on th recycling and garbage crew
they have to go into work hella early to get done beefore the scorch comes out

hey cookie hope you're well

Jason Cook
Jason Cook

Its not your fault that this age only showed you radical moral degradation

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

Do you love doing anything else for people? I'm close to sold here though I mostly don't need either, it'd still be adorable

David Perez
David Perez

I blame the seperation from christianity
we need jaysus

Kayden Foster
Kayden Foster

The enemy team got zero objective time.

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

Probably a lot. I don't pay attention.
not at all
I'm starting to feel a bit better actually, I need to practice my music for my set tomorrow.

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

Ouch

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

At least they have jobs....

And dogs are pretty much useless, don't worry about them. Just stay home and drink lemonade

I just want to fall in love, I want to know what it feels like first hand

Are you talking about lewd things? I don't really enjoy being lewd but I'll do it for the man I love

Do you want him to text you a lot?

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

Who would do such a thing?

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

not feeling so hot here either
got some tummy rumblies
Hope your show goes well

How long do you practice for them?

gotta go 2 work in a hour tho

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

No, pure things like cuddling but I'm outties now, laters bae

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

Make sure you drink lots of water :/

What's your job?

-sniffles- v.v bye, lover

Tyler Watson
Tyler Watson

I work at a kfc/tacobell

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

Jaysus too old
We need a new modern deity which the youth can accept. Begin the brainstorm

Love is but a chemical reaction in the brain making you lose common sense, your grip on reality, sober thinking and such. In short, get drunk, take acid, chew on shrooms, same effect I'd guess.

Yeah
Better hit up the new Tinder thing, lets you organize orgies. Glorious roman times, here we come!

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

Personally I think it's much too late
Morals and values arent cool anymore
it's hip to be a degenerrate piece of shit slut whore

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

<3

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

when you realise trump makes a good point

Sebastian Gray
Sebastian Gray

Nice, do they make you cook a lot?

So you're saying I should continue to not love anyone?

<3 x 2

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

What a time to be alive

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

Literally music to my ears

Jace Taylor
Jace Taylor

No ¯\_ȌᴥȌ_/¯
I just go through my set a few times at home. sense it's just a back track.
♡ ♡ loco~ ♡ ♡

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

I suck diks at this game ;;
Ican not manage anything anymore

Ian King
Ian King

Why not? He's nice

lewd

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

c ♥ ♥ki

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

VOTING

Sucks being stuck in a room the size of my bedroom with 4 boiling fryers and steam eeverywhere
the taco bell side ismuch nicer but I dont work up there much

Ive performed like once orr twice with some friends before and it was a super fun time
hard to play music together thoguh the more people the tougher it gets

Jose Johnson
Jose Johnson

tell me more

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

id vote trump

Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

you silly

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

well sona is broken and lebonk is broken and purple is nerfed and whenver I do bad my team is okai and whenver I do good my team is dildos and it just keeps going

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

What if we think up some depraved Satan then to make them afeared
Would make it only worse, damn. N O H O P E

Yeah, or at least try not to invest too much in any human. Fragile things, butterfly wings, etc.

I think I'll stop using cutleries. If everyone is devolving, I'm not staying out. Always wanted to eat with hands and feel the meat anyway

Andrew Scott
Andrew Scott

Oh wow do you only cook or do you have to take the customers orders too?

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

But then how will I ever be happy?

Michael White
Michael White

I hate when you get a class you like and then it gets nerfed into the ground

See, I've met a few people who are satanists
I mean a satan like deity maybe but
like
literally every satannist I've ever met just uses it all as an excuse to be a selfish hedonist nihilist cunt

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

A bit annoying
How are you? I think I'm starting to finally feel better
Oh i think it's much easir with a groups. every instrument, everyone shines.

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

Lucky for me I am just the cook
I was dishes
clean the fryers
Cook the food
clean the kitchen

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

yushhh

Imean this is not even the frist nerf it is one in a long line

eeeee

Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

i'm doing ok. Watching this documentary about Townes Van Zandt.

i will be sad when you start making songs without your voice breaking and straining. it's cute. </3

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

ehh... how?

Damn I want a job like that... I hate talking to people

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

a long ways back I played guild wars 1
and they had an assassin class with a popular move called shadow form
They piledrived that class and skll so hard into th ground, over and over for years on end
Hopefully you can find the future op class early and not get stuck ith a LAME one

Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

Happiness is a delusion for the weak. Its denying reality. Don't do such things.

Ok I give up, lets stop right there

Yeah, I only know two but its the same. Not even doing rituals or shit, probably didn't even read the black bible or whatever the hell those pricks immerse in

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

good

Jaxon James
Jaxon James

Morality is dead
we live in an age of self interest

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

But am I cute?

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

The morality of man is not a simple concept, Bard. It has layers and layers of complexity.

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

y-yeah

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hi bardo

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

I do not wish to play anything else ;;

Iwill try to get by
itwill be harder but

in the end I will come out stronger I hope

BEDTIM nana =w=

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

How should I feel then? :/

I don't know

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

Layers like an onion, or Shrek.

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

Like the ones you wear in the winter.

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

hello mandy how are you today

I only know one person irl left who exhbits moral values and genuinely isn't a self obsessed manipulator

My best friend is generous with food and money, with his time and with drugs, or other commodities

He is willing to sacrifice something he enjoys for others if it came to that and he is willing to give up time to help someone even if it woudnt benefit him

Everybody else I know and once considrered friends Are very stingy with everything, especially money, Greedy with their time, and only out to succeed for themselves, uncaring about how it influences thse around them

I understand there are some ouot there not like this

but my town is ridden with them

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

nini newru

David Taylor
David Taylor

Sad, since you murdered morality.

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

TFW you have to switch from Zenyatta because it would be better for the team

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

Comfy.

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

i think this is my favourite picture

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

Mine is the same but instead of hate
it says love ;~;

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

That will eventually pull apart mankind and we'll die with this planet, luckily without even a chance to corrupt and ruin other places.
Hopefully

ANGER
Learn to control it and it shall be your greatest ally.

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

tfw you remember when the manga for watamote came out and was hyped for it and youve still never read or watched it
:////////

James Reyes
James Reyes

Should have made the rest of your team pick Zen, too.

If everyone's Zen, everyone has a harmony orb. Genius.

Jordan Cook
Jordan Cook

Fucking same
I tried to watch it but its way too fucking cringy
its much too relatable to comfortably watch

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

but you drink every night.

Daniel James
Daniel James

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fPNumf239w
<3 ^^ i forgot to plug in my mic omg. I'll get another one.
Squash ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

We went against an all Winston team and then and all Reinhart team.

We chose to go all Lucio after a bit.

I like games that are stupid.

Adam Foster
Adam Foster

Sup, love?

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

I can only kill you with love and kindness.

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

I was once against an all Hanzo team. I felt bad about winning but for 75% of the map I just rode the payload without even seeing the enemies. Didn't die, won feeling guilty.

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

You and your bad games.

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

When you finish reading and manga and it's a completed status

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

rip

:3

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

a*
-and

Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

I would lovve to die
are you well today?

Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

I was on an all mc ree game the other day it was stupid

Lucas Perez
Lucas Perez

not much! just going crazy because my voice isn't getting better as fast I want it too. I'm trying to make it better faster.
you? °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

I love being on the payload with Grandpa and Dad protecting me as Zen.

All these games and you still play me.

Got my 2 hours of sleep. I can feel myself crashing soon again.

Blake James
Blake James

We almost won that, they were terribad

Chase Ward
Chase Ward

Well that is a shame, because I won't let you.

But the day has been well. Finally done with my work week and get to enjoy a nice day of relaxing! Might go to the pub later. What do you have planned?

Well I like playing something I am good at.

Connor Nguyen
Connor Nguyen

It's because I'm so good at overwatch..
I wish you were home so we could play ;;

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

lol why's that

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

This is incredibly sweet, even if the mic quality stops me from making out some parts. You have no idea how much I love uke + female vocalists songs and you are just

Austin James
Austin James

What is Initial D?

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

Oh my god, take me now.
I need it bad.

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

Working all day then uh
w=well I guess I will post all night...
hopefully I have to go see my best friend but I dont think he'll be up later

Still, I may be lucky enough to see someone ii'm hoping too tonight

Do you have plans?

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

ー( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
nooo you have to stay up and talk with me now.
♥ I do it for you. ♥

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

Just the tip

Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

I usually pass out in my chair, so you'll have me 'till I lose this fight.

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

Bite the pillow!

Who are you hoping to see? Other than your best friend of course?

And not really. Just taking it easy!

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

kwk

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

Sounds very ergonomic.

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

Be rough.
I want it to hurt.

Just too lazy to roll to the floor.

Bentley Bennett
Bentley Bennett

J-just some user nothing important...baka....hentai.....

Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly

Oh dear, you are in a mood. Should I bring the belt?

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

Ah well, it seems my friends ditched me over pokemon go, so g'night.

Luis King
Luis King

Gravity helps those who help themselves.

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

i'm glad i have a little positive influence over someone.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

I-if you wouldn't mind...

Ayden Green
Ayden Green

fgfdds

Justin Wilson
Justin Wilson

Don't get all shy, baka.

Well you don't get a choice.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

nini

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

It's nice to see you around
where have you been then hmm/

i cant help it uuuuu

Elijah Jenkins
Elijah Jenkins

I can't guarantee I'll be quiet.

Camden Long
Camden Long

A bit anxious?

Who would want you to be?

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

I wouldn't mind some silence.

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

My god. Why must you be so far from me?

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

I'd slap you around a bit to wake you up.but you don't live near me. (≧∇≦)/ plus you're not one for girls so I wouldn't be able to wake you up in any way I know of.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

Where do you live?

Jordan Cook
Jordan Cook

Oh yes
so very
Maybe it will go away in a week or so
I hope not

Leo Baker
Leo Baker

so I wouldn't be able to wake you up in any way I know of

Just kick him in the sack. It's not brain surgery.

Ayden White
Ayden White

And you are?

Because being a tease is fun.

Maybe what will?

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

You are still one of my favorite people to flirt with.

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

He was a pretty cool guy.

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

goodmorningthreadgoodmorningthreadgoodmorningthreadgoodmorningthreadgoodmorningthreadgoodmorningthreadgoodmorningthreadgoodmorningthreadgoodmorningthreadgoodmorningthreadgoodmorningthreadgoodmorningthread

Anthony Richardson
Anthony Richardson

the infatuation

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

hey bud

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

Kaybe.

Justin Price
Justin Price

psst cooki

if you want to wake him up just put something in his butt

It's obvious

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

Even though I'm straight?

Don't let it.

Who is that?

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

What a stupid question.

Wyatt Ross
Wyatt Ross

I feel like you would still oblige tamer things for me.

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

Oregon
(⊙︿⊙✿) no! You don't do that to a man you care about.
I can get a strap on σ(≧ε≦o)

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

That's too far.

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

y-yes

you could do that

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

you wouldnt believe how many friends i have here right now who didnt say goodmorning
such a betraying kind of feeling bard

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

More importantly, why is your wants important to me though?

Perhaps.

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

furries please die

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

those are the worst
I hate that feeling
any plans for the day?

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

Come cuddle me. That's honestly all I want anymore.

Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

You could kind of crawl over him and pretend that you stuck your knee in there on accident. Works every time.

I hadn't prepared a powerpoint presentation or anything, if that's what you're asking for.

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

none lmao
my cars being fixed
im just gonna music and vidya
what about you nig?

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

Nice to see you as well.
I've been working out, catching up on anime, and ect.

hbu?

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

My watch got a scratch ;___;

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

you can scratch my watch iykwim

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

watch
2016

do you keep a monocle as well

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

Just buy another one for twenty bucks.

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

I do have a car
It would work for you too, just face you away from me so you don't gotta look. pretend I'm any guy in the world σ(≧ε≦o)
like pretend to be all cute and kissy and cuddily then just jam my knee up, and cause him a world of hurt? I can do that.
boo-hoo you're ok

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

Drive to me, babe.

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

Was it a rolex?

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

yeah I'd need you to grunt for me as well. in a very deep voice if you could.

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

I started putting in the work to learn this
Its going to probably be like a good 3 days of studying

Ive already got the first like 5 verses down but its pretty dynamic
Gotta work and then gonna hang around like a loser
unless my best friend is freee then I will burn with him
sure hope he is free
But I wouldn't mind being here

Dont got to work tomorrow so I can stay up all night

You sound like a huge fucking nerd lLMAO
I just work and shitpost and hang out with my friend and play guitar
Live has been really unsatisfying for me recently because of how boring shit is
I hate my surroundings and alot of the people around me
I just want to move out of this fuckign house
My room is so constricting
I just want to be able to at least get off my fucking bed
I want a drumset and space to put a couch...
but things are sort of kind of looking up here recently so thats nice

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

not owning a pocket watch

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

They're not even allowed to be mad about it for more than a minute or two, it's the perfect crime.

I lost mine while hanging the wash out to dry.

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

can u beleive these fuckin plebeains

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

Fam, that's hella homosexual

Any respectable man has a nice watch.

It was about $530 bucks.

Well I got scratched up fairly badly too but I heal, my watch doesn't.

Nah

Liam Flores
Liam Flores

guess I'm not respectable

or not a man

Charles Thompson
Charles Thompson

What kind of jackass buys a $530 dollar watch? That thing had better suck your cock or something.

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

looks like it'll be really hard
im sure you can pull through though
then we can finally go platinum
i will be ur manager ok?

that jumble of text i put at the end there stood for if you know what i mean
so that means the connotations are even more sexual than you thought !

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

how boring shit is
touché
If you could live your life in an anime which one would it be?

damn shit sucks bruh.

I have one of those silver ones....can't find it atm.

butt...that sounds expensive still. to me.

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

how much would you suck a dick for?
i think the lowest for me would be maybe 400

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

Boo and your filenames.

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

I'm hopeful and kinda inspired
It's alot simpler than the last one I learned as well so that's great
I love slowe melodic shit its alot easier to learn and play
What you play brruh

Watamote
because then nothing wouldd change
what about you

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

Too conditional to state a single price. If we're talking a pussy chode on national television with my mom in the front row of the live audience, it would have to be pretty much money.

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

What about if it was through a gloryhole

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

What a dumb bitch

Jayden Gutierrez
Jayden Gutierrez

I will (灬♥ω♥灬)

next year. When I'm 18 :D
I can do that ri"n because I'm sick.

yeah because youjust lay on their chest and say "I love you, i'm sorry~" a million times and thy can't stay mad.

did you get in a skufle?

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

tell moogs baller friday is in 5 minutes

i play videogames and the lady game
im pretty good at biology too
no instruments though
i learned how to play a harmonica in like 5th grade tho

i understand what youre trying to say but you need to understand how aesthetically pleasing that dick was
it was like an 11/10 on the scale of dongs

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

Stupid fucking bitch I swear

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

I don't think he's awake or even home.
He wasn't in the living room when I went to find him.

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

It was mostly a compliment towards myself

A jackass with a lot of money I suppose
It's a nice watch. It's also the only accessory I wear.

But I knew
I just disguised myself as an unknowing innocent anime girl! Now it's even more sexual.

You can have a watch for a lot of years.

A dude rammed into me on his bike. I'd get his number if I had realized my watch got a scratch but he was off fairly quickly after making sure I wasn't knocked out.

Worst is the scratches on my palms.

Cooper Moore
Cooper Moore

I hate dumb bitches

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

That s killer dude you should grab another harmonica
that shit's so badass
also if you thought that was 11/10 cant imagine what you'd think of mine .///.

who dat

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

i cant believe you moved in with him
such a weird thing
i cant imagine how much odd/questionably consensual sex you guys have had

btw wake him up if he's asleep

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

You'd better check to make sure he's not in the dying room, in that case.

Just buy a silly band or something if you feel the need for man jewelry.

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

so?

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

I know that feeling.

Just a reason would work.

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

There's no fucking between anyone here other than him and his man.

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

probably the best thing about living in cali is all the amusement parks
i've been to almost all of them
they're so fucking fun too

WE'RE REACHING LEVELS OF SEXUALITY THAT SHOULDNT EVEN BE POSSIBLE

what the fuck
call PETA and free this poor cat

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

Doesn't seem necessary to me.

Is his man whichever landlord he happens to have at the time?

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

i dont believe those stories for the presses
two super gay furries in the same house?
you guys fucked like animals

Dominic Lewis
Dominic Lewis

Everybody here has a watch.

Fairly shitty meme dude wtf
2/10

Luis Roberts
Luis Roberts

There are 4 of us.
And we all mostly keep to ourselves.

I work nights so I don't see anyone most days anyhow.

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

i cant believe you didnt like that
it was really funny imo
i was a little half and half on putting the > tho

Owen Hall
Owen Hall


IWANT TO FUCKIN DIE
WHY
ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

And you're all doing the wrong thing. I guess it's a cultural problem.

You underestimate just how viscerally repulsive super gay furries are in person.

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

Black lives dont matter

Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

furries too awkward to screw
Seems about right.

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

badfox

Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

Or that they are in a relationship.

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

Fair enough.

Justin Lee
Justin Lee

ReLIFE
Because gaining another chance with that pill would be great for a NEET.

WHO!?!?!?

True but now a days I just use my phone to keep track of time.

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

yeah thats the main reason i dont try to fap to furry porn
i definitely could but i dont want to become an ugly degenerate
the femboy-ish porn is a little hard to resist though honestly

badfox is right
i never accounted for the social retardation furries would have

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

My poor baby :c <3 I hope you are really ok.

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

Want to show me how a real man fucks then?

Julian Price
Julian Price

Thats a breddy nice biek

Logan Green
Logan Green

you never added me on steam >.>

Joshua Morgan
Joshua Morgan

Piggy
masamune_kun_no_revenge

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

I've had you added for a week.

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

Well, if you fall off the wagon, at least there are big mascot costumes that you can use in place of a bag over your head while fucking other uggos.

Jace Perry
Jace Perry

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