♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥ FUCK TRUCK Edition

Julian Wilson
Julian Wilson

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

FUCK TRUCK Edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diaCHYO7haY
http://listverse.com/2015/07/01/10-reviews-of-human-flesh-by-real-cannibals/
Andrew Foster
Andrew Foster

Nice

Hudson Morris
Hudson Morris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diaCHYO7haY

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

gross

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

i don't think it is illegal. Murdering people though. that's where they get you. gotta get some craigslist stuff going where you get people to agree to be pizza toppings.

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

My love for you is like a truck thread

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

you made me all sticky

Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK BERSERRRRKERRR

Michael Nelson
Michael Nelson

heart as big as my body

Levi Martinez
Levi Martinez

Did you just say.... making fuck?

Go ahead and catch up without me.

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

FUCK TRUCK Edition
I feel somewhat responsible for this.

♪My name's Toni and I'm pepperoni!♫

You got a bowl-shaped head!
not really though

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

Its not my fault you're so messy.

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

...what even?

John Morales
John Morales

Elma eats endangered birds. She is the ultimate indulgent.

Oliver Campbell
Oliver Campbell

all jokes aside do you kind of want to eat a person right now is that just on my end

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

Bard, I got your reference. *pat pat*

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

Define "eat".

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

1. What?
2. There's gotta be worse than eating endangered beasts.

Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

like lay em down sauce them up and eat away kind of eat

you know

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

♥ all yo fault

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making FUCK, berserker

When I''m around you I'm a messy eater >//<

You are my favorite Texas

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

you could eat the eggs of endangered birds

Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

like the fertilised ones

Robert Green
Robert Green

I recommended that Elma and I open a pizza shop and offer exotic animals as toppings, after which she said I reminded her of what she wanted for lunch.

This tells me Elma eats rare species for fun, not fuel.

I'm still going to need some clarifcation. But I sense you knew I would.

Wudduveyedunn.

Carson James
Carson James

Songlyrics
ahhhhhhh

I would not eat fertilised eggs in the first place if I could avoid it.

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

Eat the ones where the fetus is half-developed.

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

You suggested doing the same thing though.
You'd be enabling it, at the very least.

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

Eat as in I've dug myself into a hole and either answer is creepy.

I'm sorry. I don't think before I post.

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

Yes, yes. Start new rumors about my eating habits. That is all I need~

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

Damn it Ui you should have gave me your Satanic Bible

God will never forgive you and you're wasting your time

Ethan Powell
Ethan Powell

no is a movie reference : )

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

Why do you always find cool stuff in the scrap yard and never sell it???

John Rivera
John Rivera

u edgelord

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

Agreed
Satanism is just a covver for acting like a really selfish hedonist jerk

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

nope.

Post cock now.

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

Thats extremely gay.

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

didnt mean to link that 1

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

whats the plan for after work

Nolan White
Nolan White

Sorry, Elma. I got carried away. ;__;

I goaded you, so it's ok. I think Scoot was right and I am a bully...

I'd rather someone get a quality product from me than some street peddler.

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

Your mother
Ui is a really nice person though

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

i heard elma recruits child soldiers in africa just to eat them

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

what

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

You just want the thrill of cooking something rare.
Probably gives better Cooking EXP too.

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

UI is a PSYCHOPATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but I like my sistrer, yes

Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

hah

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

I heard elma sells IKEA furniture WITHOUT the instructions

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

You should find a qt who gets flustered when you bully them

Then you will think it's cute that they get flustered and they will be happy to see you happy. And you can bully them and everyone wins.

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

ikr shit i thought itd be noteworthy

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

gay

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

You gonna make me?

No plans so far. I'll probably check the back yard to see if my kitty brought home any trophies. He finds a new hiding place for them every time I discover a stash.

I'm saving up for that diamond encrusted skillet!

Where can I wrangle one of these unicorns?

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

I imagine people tastes similar to chicken, to be honest.

Chicken or Beef, anyway.

John Walker
John Walker

When WW3

James Cook
James Cook

What a gem of a post

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

Y--O-U-R M-O-T-H-E-R
Ui is a nice psychopath like Donald Trump :p

Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

fag

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

yes. I'll have hot wheels destroy your pooper.

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

soon brother

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

So much for a pizza place

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

Human flesh is closer to pork though.

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

why

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

I could have gotten like 400 bucks for it

Selling booze older than you
Respect alcohol

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

everybody who eats it says it tastes horrible and stringy, anyway

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

Well i mean I'm right here but I'm not cute

maybe give a couple of months where I can do yoga and grow my hair out and learn to dress and act like a cute person. But that's an investment for you right there so you're better off finding someone that's ready made.

Shy girls would probably be your best bet.

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

Now you're just making me more curious.

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

10 Reviews Of Human Flesh By Real Cannibals

http://listverse.com/2015/07/01/10-reviews-of-human-flesh-by-real-cannibals/

Oh noooooo.

;__;

i'm not cute
y u lyin.webm

There's a cute nurse I kind of have a crush on, but I don't think she's into bullies .

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

bully her until she likes it.

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

Nice

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

I had to ggogle what Shillets were, but they don't look like they're used to make Pizza's, is all I meant to say!

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

If you care for none but yourself, then why would you waste time or resources on another? Why would you give them loyalty or trust or anything at all?
This is why a psychopath can not be trusted imo

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

cupcake is really letting himself go

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

He has a little hiding spot! that is so cute! Mine just leaves headless birds on the step. He is currently outside stretched and napping in the evening sun. He loves summer my kitty ^^

watching olympus has fallen because wew bullets and MURRICA

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

olympus has fallen
They're going to blow up London next, if I'm not mistaken. You gon' get sequel'd!

Your kitty wants to share his kills. That means he loves you. My kitty hides his away because he's practicing for the day he decides to take me out.

Ah, ok. Yeah, the skillet is to sautee the rare meat for the contraband pizza.

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

me at the top

Xavier James
Xavier James

They already did it! lol, I ahvent seen it though, its madness. Make me probably angry and probably enjoy it though heh.
And yo kitty is a cheeky one, is it calico? Heh kats mang, they all out to kill us... I met a ginger tabby in the park last night on the way home from the bbq, they were adorable!
i SHOULDA STEALED

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

Oh right. Things have to be cooked.
This is probably why I don't cook.

Leo Price
Leo Price

You just showed bestiality porn to a minor. Enjoy being raped in jail.

Naw, the calico is lazy. I don't think she's ever killed anything, except for a few brain cells. My fat kitty is the killer. He got a lizard Saturday and left if splayed out in the driveway right where I park like he wanted me to squish it.

I hope that kitty you saw has a home.

Cooking is great. It's the cleaning I hate.

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

I'm used to doing dishes daily, cleaning is fine by me.

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

Me too, they were soooooooo adorable! and friendly! friendly kitties are the best. I seem to have a cat gift, like people had been saying a friend's cat was ebil, but they like me. woo.

Hah! the chunky hunter! they were hoping you'd help em cook mashed lizard :3

Sebastian Howard
Sebastian Howard

Cat gift
I'm jealous.
I can spend hours petting a cat, but shy cats stay shy.

Jace Perez
Jace Perez

meet up with me and i'll teach you how to stroke the pussy

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

Somebody have a spare tire

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

lol bitch

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

FBI on the way. Better take a magnet to the compooter with all those webms!

I'll cook and you clean. Teamwork.

I have that gift with dogs, but not kitties. Every time I go to someone's house, the dog decides I'm his best friend and I have to give pets the whole time. It's cute though, so I'm not worried about it.

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

I am CATMAN

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

Who needs four wheels anyway, the extra wheel weight just slows me down.

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

You are Doggirl, you can be my sidekick... and with our canine and feline abilities we will bring justice to Threadopia!

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

Sounds like a good arrangement, though you do most of the work.
The implied eating together is the best part tho.

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Pussymagnet.

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

Your mother is a nice lady

Yuk booze is yukky

You're going to have to ask a real psychopath that question... maybe they do it to blend in. You should ask Alice2

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

Hi, Scoots.

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

Wottup yo

Blake Young
Blake Young

Not naming your sidekick pussyboi

Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

best one yet

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

so lewd
so crude
i larv it

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

Really, really bad doujin material.

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

I'm becoming fat with this delicious pizza.

I even got lava cakes for dessert.

I hate feelings :(

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

write it for soto

Well, feelings can be the worst
but pizza is magnificent. lava caek? they gooooood?

Ethan Brown
Ethan Brown

Write a gay Doujin for Soto.
I have better things to do.
I don't do them, but they're there.

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

The worst.

Check it

And I dunno. I never tried them before, but I had a coupon for a freebie. Free is gooooood at least, right?

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

Claiming this slice.

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

That one's already gone :(

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

At least the crust looks good. Pretty abysmal toppings though.

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

Was it as tasty as it looks? Something about it just looks special. Good topping ratio.

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

Well what toppings do you get?

I bet they're equally as subjectively abysmal.

Michael Perry
Michael Perry

I dunno. Looks pretty good to me, though I like some spinach on my pie too.

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

ke a la de les kek

Loooks tasty, enjoy it, have a nice film.

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

Fatty, fatty, two by four.
Can't get through the bathroom door.

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

Spinach on pizza... my mother is a fan of that.
its aite

Oliver Taylor
Oliver Taylor

It's one of my go to's. the ratio you mention is I think because I decided to get a medium instead of a large.

I still don't watch things.

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

Also, why is the pop out comment section not showing up?

Margherita pizzas are good. Ricotta sauce, basil, tomato, garlic, and cheese.

Or spicy salami.

Hunter James
Hunter James

Also, why is the pop out comment section not showing up?

because we're not allowed to have nice things apparently.

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

Disgusting.

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

Chicken alfredo peezer with mushrooms 'n' spinach and a little balsamic vinegar. Omnomnom.

I also like that big ol' jalapeno on there.

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

It kinda hurt lol

Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

Margherita pizzas

Jeremiah Jones
Jeremiah Jones

Just refresh the page if the QR breaks.

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

that's not working.

Oliver Watson
Oliver Watson

Just when things couldn't get any worse, life finds a way.

You're sitting there with pineapple on your pizza judging ME? Oh, that is grand.

Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

of course it would work as soon as tsuchi says to do it. fuck my life.

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

Don't use scripts.

Lucas Perez
Lucas Perez

You seem to lack understanding in subjectivity, preference, and opinion, friend.

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

Would you doubt anything your god wills?

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

Last night, I cut up some mesquite sausage and threw it in a cast iron skillet with tons of onions and jalapenos and a little drizzle of soy sauce. The steam made my eyes hurt sooooo bad, but it ended up tasting soooo good.

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

Eva, pls.

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

for the record pineapple is hands down one of the best pizza toppings and margherita pizzas are disgusting.

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

Posting that with Gil was 10/10/

Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

you just got lucky. I tried like a dozen times to refresh before this.

David Ward
David Ward

I restarted the browser and it didn't work, but refreshing the page did. Seems legit. Thanks.

Can you believe this welmy clown?

Those pajama pants always look so comfortable, but they're really not in my experience.

Hey, just because I'm right and you're wrong doesn't mean you have to get all nasty about it.

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

Apologies, forgetti that, should maybe pizza and herb?

Oh god that sounds so italian! do you wear a wife beater?

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

posting with fuwafuwa is cute/10

Gavin Martinez
Gavin Martinez

shes a cute clown

it depends entirely on the material as well as temperature. i know i have a nice pair i wear around town that's ideal for the winter months but horrible for the summer

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

QR's back, but image hover doesn't want to work for me yet.

I only'a speak'a da, how'a you say'a, broken English!

Henry Lewis
Henry Lewis

Now that's just offensive.

Cuppers seems to think I consider myself literally Jesus so I just roll with it.

It's never just a coincidence.

Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

pineapple
i never want to carry you again

Andrew Ross
Andrew Ross

image hover is a thing on here? where is that option? or are you using a script
it's not really a stretch for me or anyone else to think that.
yes you do. you love carrying me.

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

lol you need like chemistry lab equipment next time you cook stuff like that~

Cast iron skillets are totally the way to go for that type of stuff too, kudos.

You were the one getting nasty over pizza toppings in the first place, clown.

:( I don't do that either.

I don't do anything besides eat sleep work and sulk.

Which one is Cuppers?

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

I mean, I won't literally stop you from shoveling dirt into your mouth. Satisfy your lesser urges I guess.

It's probably that I've never owned a nice pair, but I'd rather just sleep in jeans or boxers, putting on a new piece of clothing is such a chore.

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

it takes a pretty refined palate to appreciate a hawaiian pizza. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

Getting nasty? You should be expressing gratitude that I would even deign to talk to you after putting that dumpster fare on your pizza.

Samuel Roberts
Samuel Roberts

I don't even know who you are. Why would I want another user to talk to me?

Parker Young
Parker Young

just sleep in jeans

scum

i just sleep in my boxers or nothing. i have enough blankets that i dont get too cold

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

anons are disgusting.

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

No scripts that I know of. If you look to the top right, there's a button that says "Options". You can choose image hover toward the bottom of the list. It's working now, btw.

I love my cast iron! Sometimes I like to brown some meat, throw lots of taco spices and peppers in there, then cover it in corn bread mix and bake it for a while.

Grayson Wright
Grayson Wright

Indeed. Except Moogs.

Leo Bailey
Leo Bailey

huh. thanks, sabrina.

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

<3

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

Yeah, when eating pizza, I often find myself thinking "Boy, what this pizza could really use is a splash of cold sugar water."

I don't know, why do you come here at all? Just go live in that dumpster out back with your pizza and give everybody a break.

It's not about the comfort of the jeans, it's about the comfort of being able to lie down the precise moment you begin to feel tired. It is a magical feeling and the need to brush my teeth often snuffs it out.

My blanket is usually too hot, I should really drag out a thinner one for summer.

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

Maybe if I'm drunk enough

Anything sweet on pizza is disgusting though
and i'm allergic to pineapple

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

Do you like toaster strudels?

I'm assuming that middle one was meant for me.

I fully support this Gilgamesh based egoposting.

David Green
David Green

the pineapple isn't cold. and the sweetness is very muted when combined with the other flavors.
well at least you have a reason.
but not one to be so mean to me...

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

stop that.

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

You're gonna get it~

That's a great question. Also, I live in a house so I'm probably not going to choose the dumpster.

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

1980s Twilight Zone episode with the mayor from The Wire

In which part?

The other one I'm linking in this post.

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

i get a smug satisfaction having more piercings than both those furries combined

is taking your clothes off too much effort

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

It was just an innocuous little question...

Gabriel Russell
Gabriel Russell

BROKEN? Like your anus?

Well, sometimes these vexxing cycles happen. You'll break it eventually. Sorry there arent any quick fixes that I know of. Just chat it out and wait it out

Nicholas Cook
Nicholas Cook

thats my line!

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

OH OH
TELEPHONE LINE
GIVE ME SOME TIME

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

I for some reason linked the same post twice.
It's meant for the same post, I just linked it twice.

Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

that one part.

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

urge to bully rising

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

Yeah, I'll just make sure to heat up the sugar cubes and add a bittering agent to balance out the pizza. Or I could just not sully it in the first place.

The house is probably less hospitable than the dumpster.

Do you have more piercings than Janadu?

Yes. God yes.


Updating computer back in 15

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

Urge to punch you rising.

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

[AUTISM INTENSIFIES]

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

Oh.
Okay.

So... Do you?

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

now you're just being silly. pineapple has a very distinct flavor and tang to it that no sugarcube does.

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

Time is money and you seem to be all out of money.

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

who

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

Oh.

I just hope eventually happens sooner than later. It's becoming rather worrisome.

Actions speak louder than words, Moogy~

That is a retarded assertion and you know it.

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

way too many furries

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

I've got all the time in the world doll

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

you frustrate my dick

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

This is my fursona

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

Perhaps not, I'm sorry for now

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

Chase Perry
Chase Perry

you'll never do it. you're a damn tease.
I didn't have a follow up to that.
they're better than poptarts.
I'll forgive you if you carry me again.

Matthew King
Matthew King

Doll? I'm anything but that.

Kayden Rivera
Kayden Rivera

I asked my English teacher to order pineapple pizza for us and he said no

I had the $40 in hand

we weren't going to do shit for 3hrs

I hate white people

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

You're right.
I'll never put out; I'm just a tease.

Caleb Wright
Caleb Wright

:p

Good.

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

he sounds like a real monster.
it's very upsetting.

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

huh
strange
I can still get more autistic
Guess you jsut aren't on my level yet pssh
it's not personnel......its business

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

I'll carry whenever you want, baby. After I'm finished watching Hardcore Henry

Daniel Diaz
Daniel Diaz

teach me your ways, bard. I must learn to be as autistic as you.

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

I know that feel, always darkest before the dawn. Always feels like it never ends.

♥ Gerard Butler is my work place's manlove... all the ladie sin my service are forever mentioning that geezer

William Gray
William Gray

So.... yes?

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

i love it

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

that movie looks like one giant headache.
yes.

Juan Edwards
Juan Edwards

years wasted. rip

Come over.

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

He got it for us the week after that, he felt sorry for being a PoS
I paid and everyone was happy

Do you know what it's like being locked in a closet for 3hrs with no food?

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

s.sorry I don't know how to interact w-with people

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

I know what it's like to be in the closet for an extended period of time, yes.

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

BUNNIES

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

im half a country away now

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

Who's your ladylove?

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

you should get help from alice. she's so popular in spite of her very legitimate internet stutter.

Jaxon Davis
Jaxon Davis

Please, I'm fucking loving this.
I've always wanted a movie that was like one big FPS scene from the DOOM movie.

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

I was about to take this to places I probably shouldn't.

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

I sincerely doubt that.

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

<3 I missed you so much.

Yeah...

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

I walked out behind a restaurant the other day and literally 6 rabbits in a 10 sqm area scurried away

Waste of food having these things run around unchecked imo

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

Maybe some day I can be as popular as Alice.....

Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

How's it going? ♥

*boop* Hey hey~ <3

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

makes sense. I bet your overwatch skills will improve even more after watching.
why are you like this
just hit me already.
not possible, bard. but you can probably work your way up to being her second in command.

Michael King
Michael King

sorry sweetie.

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

Pineapple is best topping

Soon after that I found out I get sick when I eat gluten and I haven't had pizza in 3 years v.v

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

Won't happen.

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

I've never had rabbit. Is it nice?

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

I hear gluten free pizza has come a long way. but you have my deepest sympathies.

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

Flat is justice.
Oppai piggus go homu.

Like what?

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

In stews. It's very lean but not hard. Like tightly chicken.

Jayden Brown
Jayden Brown

It's... going.

I hope you're doing well.

It's not your fault.

I still blame your mother lol

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

What about slightly above flat?

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

those cat bras are so great.

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

comparing it to chicken
Welp, that's put me off the idea,

I am rather well actually, thanks. Keeping busy.

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

I'm too lazy to buy it... I'll buy it tmrw

I hope it doesn't taste like shit

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

eh I should have pursued a driver's license.

Leo Lee
Leo Lee

tfw you will never be a pro in any video game and make money doing nothing but owning scrubs on the daily.

Happen to have any more flat like that? That is beautiful, and the bra makes it.

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

Yeah? you really think Alice would like somebody like me? Even though I'm........[SCREAMS ]

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

me irl.

Also acceptable.

Keyhole bras on flat girls is my new fetish.

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

the few gluten free things I've tried haven't been too bad. it'll probably just take some getting used to.

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

Well it's not like beef or pork or fish I don't have many options

try it. Rabbit stew is a thing here I'm sure.

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

You know like almost every guy has a flat chest then.

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

it's really not fair that people with no talent at things can't achieve the same greatness as pros. when is society going to fix this glaring issue?
alice likes everyone. all the time. she's just better than us that way.
they are also cute on traps.

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

me irl

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

tfw the bf calls you a tart

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

No Matter How I look at it, It's your Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular

David Miller
David Miller

You don't deserve such luxuries.
It's best to just ignore.

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

Seriously. Why can't I make millions without trying and do nothing but lewd traps up and play video games.

James Brown
James Brown

ignoring me will only make me stronger.

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

I wish somebody would help me be not such a terrible person

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

I'm glad to hear that.

Not in MA. Too expense.

What does that mean?>>1180561
this so hard

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

Like eating plaster...

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

WTB> QT BOIS
GIRLS NEED NOT APPLY
(((UNLESS UR ALSO QT)))

On cute androgynous people in general.

plz no laff

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

Most of the people that will attempt to make you a better person are just pushy assholes.

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

we should start a very serious social movement to get this problem solved.
that's unlikely to ever happen, bard. but I like you anyway, so who even cares?
ask for extra sauce.
naturally.

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

Did you even try and deny it?
Branch out onto other boards then.

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

So, naturally, I'll avoid them.

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

Cant be helped

I could be super cheesey here... I would say either TayTay or Haylz...
But I am not strictly against the shrine of Gerard we have

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

uuhhh saaame

Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

same sort of thing as a skank or a slapper

i was too taken by the sheer cheek of it

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

leaves more for me.

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

blerg its a scam here too.

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

How exactly?
Is it like Syphilis?

Luis Gonzalez
Luis Gonzalez

Put one on, then.

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

Yum.
Is dat u irl?

I meant the bras.
Not qt androgynes.

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

I'm not sure I've seen someone use cheek like that before.

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

more akin to cancer.
don't be gross. I'd never pull it off.
oh. I see.

David Hill
David Hill

what are you going to do to contribute to this movement?

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

That's even better.

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

What if it is? its not

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

Yeah I guess it's true when they say only you can improve yourself

Thats the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me in my entire life ;~~~`;

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

You're flying too high, Icarus.

Oliver Ramirez
Oliver Ramirez

I'll cheer you on from home.
you're being ridiculous.

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

well, i mean cheek as in nerve

Connor Price
Connor Price

Jeremy from furbag, he posted Scooby Doo for a while among other things.

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

What is I spill it on my breasts...?

Logan Morris
Logan Morris

I know, bby. I know.

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

hmmm

*shrugs*

shoulda did it through highschool, tbh. Cheaper~

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

I'm of mind that everyone should have qt androgynes in their life.

Especially if they're sweet little things like oh my god.
Can you imagine?

id wana d8.

Zachary White
Zachary White

heel piercing
Why is that a thing?

Luke James
Luke James

you do know what i mean, right?

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

are they big enough for you to lick it up yourself? if not, get someone else to.
I can imagine. many many times.

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

Oh my god an achilles piercing

I have 12 at the moment

Nolan Lewis
Nolan Lewis

you really are the worst

more cute asian traps for me

Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

I do not.

James Diaz
James Diaz

woulda shoulda coulda

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

Was he actually upset with you or was it more of a playful thing?
Yeah I bet you think I have a great "personality" too.

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

Mayday

Amuse me

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

that I am. you won't be able to handle all of them. and I'll swoop in and get my fill.
you are all here to amuse me, not the other way around.

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

Don't you want to shove small pieces of metal through your Achilles Tendon?
I thought that was normal.

I night have a new type.

I bet your ego is 2 inches...
from the ground.

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

i should just become a trap shouldn't i

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

I would have thought you had more than 12 by now.

Like, shit man last week I had 7.

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

duh

Logan Young
Logan Young

yes

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

You need to up the ante on those ear gauging poseurs.

How many of those are on your dick?

Nicholas Reyes
Nicholas Reyes

a tart is somewhere between a slut and a wench

the kind of girl that does out on the piss wearing a ton of makeup, a leapord skin pattern dress, and high heels

a playful thing, i think
i accidentally lost his flying dinosaur in ark, so he may be mildly pissed with me

pls no

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

Save yourself the emotional trauma.

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

The theme song of your tragic flight.

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

That is NOT a feminine penis :(

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

and that type would be?
if you're asking that you already know the answer is yes.

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

i do not have as much of a disposable income. what did you get
none.

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

Don't underestimate me.
A man can never dom too many traps.

At least you're fun, that makes up for it all.

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

I'm pretty sure, yeah. In the more rural parts.

Been up to much?

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

Holy shit that's disgusting.
How do you even have sex without fearing something get stuck inside and ripping out of your dick?

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

Wat.. I didn't know there was like a slut synonym spectrum.

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

Cute and sweet little androgynes.

Ian Watson
Ian Watson

Its really is reaching some unhealthy levels.
Jesus I know I was pissed when one of my friends left the door open and my Dodo name Nemo got out and died.

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

I can lick it off myself, yeah

Brayden James
Brayden James

I'm so fun it's disgusting. and you can dom them all you want, but you have to sleep sometime. that's when I'll pounce.
good choice.

Hunter Parker
Hunter Parker

Well, there's a difference between being nosy and preachy and just being a stable presence in someone's life.

You'd better hop to it, then. You are dangerously low on wang metal.

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

kind of, these different words have slightly different meanings where i live

rip dodo

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

well there you go.

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

After reading this log I can confirm Alice2 really is a psychopath

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

The last ones I got were the dahlia/cheek stupid ones. I took them out so I'm down to 5 holes.

I'm still at a loss of what I want next.

No :(

I mean, I bought a car, but I'm just trying to sell it already. I don't like having things and it's becoming a problem.

I got a 2nd job too that starts up in September.

Interesting.

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

born to late to spread your germanic tribe

Jonathan Russell
Jonathan Russell

it was recommended i pierce my gouche

Nathaniel Rogers
Nathaniel Rogers

I wouldn't mind someone licking it for me

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

nipples

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

You got off easy.

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

Why would you not like having things..?

Mason Green
Mason Green

Also not born white enough.

True enough. But some desperate folks can get the two confused.

Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

I bet an ego that big must feel good...

Thanks.

WHY EVEN LIFE!?

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

well I'm sure there's plenty of people who would.

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

MURRICA

GOD SAVE THE FLAG

MURICA

GERARD BUTLER

MURICA

IDEPENDENCE

MURRICA

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

Some people like the way it feels better.

The sex part, not them being ripped out.

Do you have a suitable gooch gap for a hoop, or would you have to go with a stud?

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

Spread your Indonigger seed among the Netherlands to make it not-whiter.

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

It's true. I can't help but laugh when you get angry too. Okay okay, it's fine. I can share anyway. Just meet up in Japan.

John Martin
John Martin

germany is being culturally enriched

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

It has its ups and downs.

Nathan Perez
Nathan Perez

there will never be a real "final solution"

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

BUT THEY"RE SENSITIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And I don't know if that would negatively impact growth somehow.

If that chick comes back from Germany and wants to peer pressure me into it, I'll probably do it though. Kinda feel like it would be too much with my belly button though tbh

Having things make me feel extremely guilty.

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

I know. I should start a youtube channel and get famous like all the other people who yell at video games.

I'd totally be down for a trip to japan.

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

like, a slut is a slut, but a skank is the dirty kind of slut youre probably gonna catch something off, and doesnt exactly look enticing

try harder

ill probably get bulled for it later

Liam White
Liam White

probably a barbell. like what i currently have in my nipples.

yeah i think its a nice gap.

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

it is. don't you dare say otherwise. what are you, a fucking islamaphobe?

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

That's why it's important for desperate people to have no friends and live out of plastic bags in a small local forest.

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

new

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

Not a tranny, just a crossdresser like Tokai.

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