♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Friendship is Magic Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Friendship is Magic Edition
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Pony merger when
You're chill Scootsmaloos
Pharah is bae
lolis are the devil
just stopped by to complain sorry friend
Like ZOINKS Scoots
Like, what's happening man?
Have something else for your mouth :^)
It's chill, just saiyan
Could that show be interesting when high?
Not bad, just woke up, went ham at a family BBQ,
nothing much else really.
Qp came in and got an entire O of shake that sucks
and my dude wont do a half for 2 SO i'M Stuck at quarters for 1.2
Anime made me GAY!
I guess its just who ya know and i Dont know teh right people
what are you doing today sweet pea
watch the animaymays
Also lucky enough to hve the day off
gonna see my bestest friend
i learned to play the ending theme from spongebob on guitar :)
I am very happy about that
seeing frens is the best
and shredding spongeberb wew
brb breakfast tiem
You've got a pretty mouth
gimmie the pinkie
Going for a jog before it gets too fucking hot
You want folder hun?
You're too fucking hot.
where to get legit win 8.1 iso?
Sleep is Death
Check your steamy in a min
thank you. ♥
she suits me
Just goooo to sleeeep
I already did.
I just woke up.
God I wish that were me
She does, cute
That I just woke up?
Or Tanefuwafuwa in general?
sleep is meth
i still can't do it right but whatever
Cute! practice makes perfect
You'll die doe
So some posters here were addicted to sleep?
Yes, I can confirem there are one or two posters who are sleepahols
RECLAIM THE INTERNET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I claim this thread in the name of Fuck You.
Sakurako > *
Sleep is death.
I know lol
Stuff my strumpet hole, crumpet whore.
you have such a way with words
Be careful you don't get a yeast infection.
I'm a vocabulistic, linguistic, bootylitious, bombastic, mama jama, hamma slammin, sarcastrobatic, wiggly miester.
Tbh, I consider myself a bit of a cunning linguist myself. :^)
go to bed. you're drunk.
Cunnilingus you say?
I assume this was meant to be a pussy eating joke.
But all I can focus on is the two "myselfs".
So sad Evo is over
I haven't even had a drink yet!
And I just woke up!
Welcome to the department of redundancy department.
We specialize in repeated pointless repetition.
I forgot how mind numbingly slow it is here in the mornings.
I might just go play Overwatch.
so sad EVA is over
I just picked one plant and got, like, 20 herbs.
tfw almost literally swimming in herbs.
How much for some herbs?
I need those.
They're the key component for my medicinal pot.
Don't worry I have a medical card
Off to work
grow pot ya cunts
I think the going rate is probably still 20 recovery 50 potions for 20k gold.
I know some words.
Fuck yeah, broke the 245 plateau on bench
Time to celebrate with pizza I think
Megaman X6 is such an amazing game
have a small life
stfu baby face
tfw 6'4" 220lb master race
stay small, little Australian man. Stay small.
Jesus christ, how small are you?
tfw 4'10" and 95lbs
says the guy 10cm taller then me
Little more than that, buddo
5'8 yo ain't much bro, try 6'6
two short manlets trying to fight over who's the smaller manlet
ay cunt wanna fite cunt
All muscle no fat
Oy did you say Re:Zero was like Konosuba?
If so I need to thoroughly stab you.
Oh I'm sure you are, and not just some fat dude online.
H-how did you know?
I honestly can't trust anyone here when they say they work out.
I never said such a thing
Because I'm a magician.
Oh well then *pats*
when you try and find a fix and you find a year old thread of your own with no asnwers
Lets see the only people that workout are me, Alicefag Kanra, Real Kanra, Shiro and Erio
I'm a fat, lazy slob.
Do you have cook magic playing cards?
Seedless grapes my ass
not working out
Anon_Sama does a lot of cardio, IIRC
Lenko lifts a considerable amount.
tfw you could almost literally swim in the amount of dank herb y'got.
Fuck I forgot him
And him too
I'll have you know I can do 5 push-ups before fainting!
No, I don't have magic cards.
I'm sorry for your loss.
They are a bit similar though :3
Then you're not a magician you POSER
Lol no you don't
Fucking fight me you fake girl online.
I'm apparently going to marathon Re:0 to present today.
How destroyed am I going to be?
I'm not lying ^^
You'll very much want to watch the next episode bu I wouldn't say you'd be destroyed, it's not an emotional kick in the guts like Clannad or something like that
Real Kanra probably does cardio, but he's so slender I can't imagine he does bulk training.
Never said if I do or not.
I'm trusting you.
i work out
Why would you risk fighting a man?
I hate liars...
Real Kanra does a lot of tempo exercises for lean muscle
He's like a taller younger Bruce Lee
Ok, settle down there, Lenko.
Because we're on the internet
Lean muscle is literally the most useless of muscle. Enjoy knowing Kanra will never be able to lift a small child to save his life.
Kanra will fuck you up
I'm so sure he would, dear. The internet is a terrifying place where you must boost your e-go at all times.
Like your queen Alice?
bbl cybering Erio
dude you're such a fucking shitcunt
Speaking of Alice, do they just piss people in the group off and make them come here?
No, I'm just bored so I'm chilling here
Cute butt, seeya later, I'll let alice know you're gone.
I only ever see them come here when something happens there, and like 6 of them come to chastise someone and act omnipresent or something.
It's honestly lowered my opinion of them by a lot. I wish they would just not come.
Though some Alice fags are chill.
I dunno, seems to happen when someone here says something about us on here. I'm the only one that comes here regularly that I know of, though some of them came from here iirc
You mean me, right?
Eh, I just talk shit from the side lines.
The drama they make is almost too meta for me.
Loco, I swear to god.
I chocked on my food.
You are one of the few Alice fags I know and can say I like.
Doesn't really mean much, it's quite obviously a joke. Grey posted it on his blog to try to get under my skin but it's a pretty pathetic attempt.
Well you knew me before I even became one!
kermit you suck dick ya know?
Wait, I thought you were an Alice fag at the beginning of threads long past.
i was only joking
Why do people keep making it relevant.
Who cares if they come or go, or even their motives? It's not like anything happens here anyway.
Also, hi Kermit.
LISTEN TO THIS
Drama is the life blood of the threads.
Shut up dag you love me you faggot
Nope, I didn't meet alice until like 2012. I didn't even know about her when I was trolling fur threads with Clint, Guts and Sword.
Well if it looks like one
sounds like one
feels like one
It probably is one.
Or do you think I genuinely posted a poem to try to get into alice's panties and posted it for all to see?
Grey and I are not on the best of terms. He saw an opportunity to try to fuck with me and this is the result.
Been a while
I'd agree if people didn't try so hard to make some when it literally doesn't matter.
I see you on Telegram but you're always gone before I realize there's new messages.
coming from someone with a sense of humour i might think it was a joke
coming from an actual joke of a human being like yourself it's just another one of those things
Dallas is a god damn turd bacon.
He might come visit when he comes to southern Michigan later. But I doubt he will. Something about hanging with family or some silly wank.
That's why it was simply brought up and hardly discussed on my end.
And look, now Kermit is here.
I'd say it was worth it.
Your lover is here.
In this case, I'm inclined to agree.
The one who's Kermitted to you.
How dare you.
I NEED THIS CAR
seriously though listen to that song!
i hate your humor
It's post comedy.
You wouldn't get it.
You lack the depth for it's nuance.
It's okay I guess
Honestly I just check in to look at the lewd stuff these days
Oh, I get it now, you're just an asshole.
Should have pieced that together first rather than try to talk to you like an adult.
*ahem* lemme start over:
"Kill yourself you fucking faggot"
I haven't talked to him in years. Sword and Guts are the only ones I keep in semi-regular contact with. It's sad.
Hi Dom (?)
Sword is a fart and I hardly remember Guts.
There's more pics
i would destroy you
dallas is coming for a rally thing with his fragile masculinity car
not a family outing.
Too bad it's Korean + Porsche.
He told me it was mostly to hang with family who I assume lives in the area.
And fuck you.
I'm a god. You can't fathom my power.
It's Chinese cartoon, bakayaro ;~;
It's Jap tho
Time to cast some more fireballs in Skyrim tho
If anybody happens to know how to fix loli height crosshair stuff pls tell
The Golden Age is over.
Last I heard of Clint he was still dating Kats and I unfortunately was exposed to commissioned porn of his and Kats' fursonas.
It hurt the soul
this lack of consistency makes me feel uneasy about the likelihood of being reimbursed with money i dont even care about.
I must be a vile human being.
Agreeing with someone's opinion on the internet.
I'm pretty much the same.
Just with fotomomo and general.
From what I recall it was kind of just you guys pissing in a bucket.
Not like any golden age that could come from here was any good. Any arguments were just cobbled retorts lacking much depth.
Missing money on who's end?
he owes me
Serious lack of understanding when it comes to internet protocol.
pls teach bashed/merged patch
I'm sure he'll make good on it.
i need to ask when the dumb hick thing is. he can buy me a mini zen garden
Or a complete lack of regard.
You can just MAKE one for like, 10 bucks.
Ah, I should probably be more active in there.
I know Taiga likes it.
I'm just so lazy.
yeah but it was a hell of a bucket though.
I mean look at this
You don't get shit like that anymore. Maybe I'm just wearing nostalgia goggles, but goddamn I had a good time.
buying new trainers and boxers
cashier is a qt girl
she removes the security tag on shoes
scans the boxers
"That's £11 please"
she forgot to scan the shoes
"Uhh... did you remember to scan the shoes?"
she smiles (SO CUTE)
I pay and leave
I COULD HAVE GOTTEN FREE SHOES FOR FUCK SAKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Considering the Dallas I know now and what he was then there is a major disparity.
He needs to come here though so I can post Hakubi at him.
maybe it was a test
and it's a strike next time
how is it embarrassing to you by now
that is beside the point
Why a mini Zen Garden?
Flat is justice.
I have phases. Usually only when someone's talking about something I can provide input on.
You could have tried to score her digits!
My brother said something like that. Except he thought it was a hint that she was into me. Somehow I doubt it's that.
that is also beside the point
That only occurred to me after I'd left and told my brother. To me it was just an amusing girl with a cute smile.
You want suck weird shit.
live and learn!
I once had a jacket scanned for like 20 bucks when the actual price was closer to 120. Didn't say jack dick.
Oh I don't doubt it. It's just kinda sad. I considered us close, but holy shit I didn't really know him at all.
Tell him I said "hi" next time you two talk though.
I think my inner shop assistant kicked in and made me tell her.
Can do, muchacho.
I have to get my thrills somewhere.
Not like anyone around me LOVES me enough.
that one is the best holy fuck
yeah can't be too quick about that, but I do recommend visiting again.
I do need to get more clothes and their stuff is usually my style so yeah, I'll be back there a couple more times.
Hopefully have the stones to get her number. Fingers crossed.
next time tell her you want to go out on a date, ufufuf
I'm gonna head out and cook up some breakfast while I still have the motivation. Cya!
Don't make me snuggle you.
Catch ya later.
he says posting MLP shit
I will, awright? I'm just not used to people thinking I'm pretty.
I wish you all luck.
only on vacation
leaving next weekend
So, anyway, how's my favourite Dutch doing?
You're just linking bullshit now.
Come snuggle daddy.
Moog makes you an adorable snake in an interview?
Fucking do it, slut.
Erin, can I get that Vocaroo of you attacking some guy on the street?
Boo forgot to give it to me last night.
It happened at least.
"Is that a boy?"
"Either way, Yum."
i have too little room or patience for most people's affections irl in this point in my life.
maybe someday i will want more. maybe tomorrow. not today
oh great, where to?
just ragging on a guitar and enjoying the weather, also worrying about swimming tomorrow.
Common consensus seems to be "Get her number if she's there next time" so that's where I'm at.
ANYWAY enough about me - how're you?
What brought such a kerfuffle along?
Oh, no I'm already here. Just visiting family in England.
It's fine. I know it wont come my way.
I'll just cry in the corner.
98% red wine based aperitif with added caffeine
And the sadness of your life
Is built upon this lie
Of really knowing anyone
Or having them know you
words to live by
I'm doing alright.
Just kind of zoning out doing things.
I'm probably going to watch all that's released of Re:0 later today.
I don't live a super exciting life.
Can I have your stuff if you go into a psychosis induced coma or something?
no. my dog gets all of it. only my dog. then she is free.
I wouldn't wait to find out.
oh great, that's plenty o relaxing.
Have you ever been off the islands?
I don't live a super exciting life.
Join the club; we have an imageboard.
its from a good movie.
How's life treating you, beautiful? ♥
I have not, no.
she will come to be loved and feared by all after my death.
Wow. That's fucking gay.
Is your dog single?
Yeah, but by who's standards?
Pretty well. Moved north. Doing my thing up here. Getting back on the dating train hopefully.
Sup with you?
Why is that that most of the australians I find in online games are trans. Not even passable ones at that.
i had a dog just like that
Also well. Visiting my dad's fam for a couple weeks, pretending I understand how the dating game works, playing the new MonHun.
Are they all named Bruce?
what is the new weapon in generations? and do they still have buglance?
can someone please put that jew in an oven already
Ha. Fuck that noise.
I might pick it up. I should finish 4 though.
How's your dad's place?
Watch out for trucks.
she married to tha streets yo
this is my dog
there are many like it, but this one is mine
oh, what country what you want to visit?
crowd attracts crowd huh
Post sock dog.
It's like one of my favorite things.
That isnt very Nice
Scoot, I would like to hire you as my editor and publicist.
you need to expand your horizons
whats her name
I don't think so.
I wouldn't know what draws them in. Maybe it's the anime picture.
Challenge accepted... What am I to do?
Buglance is there. No new weapon, just those style and art things.
No, his fam. Like his mum, sister, nieces/nephews and shit.
Nice and funny are not mutually inclusive.
I'm happy with my weeb shit.
no new weapon? that's a disappointment.
I think I'd quite like to visit Norway.
You either ignored or are ignorant of my awesome reference
We're not even in a new generation yet, though.
When have you known me to know shit?
Now come give cuddles so I can sleep.
That or I'm going to just game or some shit for a while.
Your puppy kinda looks like Godzilla in that pic. Very cool.
In the future, I would submit all posts to you before publishing them here. You would edit them for content, fact check, and correct any jokes that might fall flat.
k have fun
Do you have jackets, or cookies?
when i first posted that pic i didn't give context and the question that came back was "is that a second hand muppet"
this is truth you speak
a huge responsibility, one that i am proud to be apart of
you have a deal
what did you expect
We have delusional beliefs and crippling self doubt.
Back from cybering lol
Erio is great as always <3
What crawled in to your butt and died, sheesh
She don't care about me
This is sweet <3
wew that's might cold though
but gorgeus mountains.
I'd like to visit the english countryside, london was fun but I like rest.
maybe its aussie boypuss
A glimmer of hope.
Even the other slut never wants me.
Oh what a life I live.
I'll have my people lunch powwow with your people.
Late as hell reply.
I got a new large-bag.
It's 23 slots bigger.
I have so much more room now.
Time to pick some dank herb, bruh.
Sounds like my jam.
-30 points for not playing poketmen proceed
1179892Delightful. Glad we could thrash this out so amicably.
Hi Hi! howdy doody today?
lol, saved like an emulator game state
It's not out in Canada, and I don't care enough to download and install the APK manually.
Just a widdle wuv.
jfc this lineup is terrible
I'm having second thoughts. :P
I'm alright, Doodad. Just getting into the swing of being back at work. Did things turn out ok?
going in circles.
I am what I am..
I guess I'll shower and lie down.
Last chance for cuddles...
Apparently, it's this. Just for the record.
Either way. Yum.
good thing bc is here kinda
update your knowledge hunni
Lol I was busy cybering
Alicefags are simple people, they isolated in their own corner of the internet. When someone threatens Alice2 in any way they all band wagon together to take them down
Alice treats her fags unfairly but for some reason they're still loyal to her
cybering makes you retarded
Mother fucker it's too hot to play games
What kinda fag cybers online?
I wish I owned my own cute trap maid.
talk about something not related to computers/school/games/lolis/shotas
it's just science don't question it
still looking for job?
season two never.
Room is 25c
Start Skyrim and play for a while
Room is 30c
Talk about something not related to crippling depression or drugs
get some fans for your room.
I've never even seen the show, I just know that it includes the cutest 2d trap ever.
ikt go sunbathe
i don't talk about either of these things
today i am talking about dogs and pokemon go
i am also open to other avenues of conversation
Sorry, but it's not coming up. Lol.
it's a pretty good anime. good characters. trap maid is top notch.
Legal in Thailand.
how anally prolapsing for you :c
dont get pokemon go
I just did it's bearable now :3
too bad i only like anime where people gettin' fucked up constantly cause i'm an edgy teenage boy
search for it duh
oh yeah looks like an awesome show sarcasm roleplay eyeroll
Again, I don't actually care enough.
Just enough to take a bunch of screencaps of the appstore, lol.
Ifeel pretty spooked by spooky noises outside
Sort of, work is going to be a stress for the forseeable future. But fam bbq went off without a hitch. BB pls it was a mistake! I was merely unconcentrated for...er, reasons.
Its warm here. Summer has arrived... wew
Work being easy peezy?
have you watched parasyte?
r u jelly caus ppl playd be4 u an now u r 2 shitty low leveled
Pokemon Go runs terribly on my phone ;~;
implying I didn't try that.
Of course. It was an animated version of The Thing. 2 gud
wait you want a trap?
Yeah... looks like a job won't be calling me anytime soon. I don't want to spend the next six months waiting buy the phone. I might go to my sister'd house in August and find work there
Have you ever heard of opening a window?
but at least it probably also drains your battery like desu wants to drain your cock.
playing pokemon go
i was intimidated by its popularity so i avoided it yeah
P-Please don't talk about it
well then. I'm trying to think of another anime I've watched that was nice and grimdark, but all that comes to mind is more moeshit. I watch too much of that. I'm assuming you've seen death note?
I would never
it is never too late to GO
so moving to your sister's is what you actually want to do, yeah?
My ribcage makes it seem like I have tiddies
Also get fucked Ikt
We got dat AC and a personal fan
You just don't want to go outside.
not worth, I have better options.