12:01 AM - Lexi

Landon James
Landon James

12:01 AM - Lexi: When you make a new thread can you use this image

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Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

it is incredibly easy, but that's never really been my issue

it just feels like an act sometimes
and i want to scurry home and take a nap and just wonder why i pursue it

i can make face talk to anyone; i just can't find it in me to pursue the effort it takes to get beyond that

i guess
i think that might not even be my issue anyways

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

im really happy daisy has taken the role of kanra textwalling

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

Repost

I guess so!

I have, a few of them. They're a blast

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

Go to bed, Tsuchi.

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

Hurry up and scarf down your greasy fast food.

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

Lexi doesn't give me ninis

Similar to me from the way you are describing it. Are you lonely at all?

Basically, why pursue something if it doesn't fulfill a need for you.

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

This shitty site ate my tripcode, so how did you know it was me?!
Are you a wizard?!?!

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

The Great Neenee Drought of 2016.

Ayden Ortiz
Ayden Ortiz

Your goddamn avatar, you philistine.

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

Sweet dreams, please.

I want to have one if I ever get to travel and bug you and Soto.

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

Liar, I smell trickery a foot.

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

your flirting could use some work.

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

It's a date

Also I might be in Texas at some point too, my company is headquartered there

Evan King
Evan King

thank you?

i really hate that side of me
i am incredibly lonely- i know i'm just a teen and etc etc but everywhere i turn there's always just enough difference in personality or whatever to make people not a friend

there are people who come close but i just don't make the effort and i hate that

i mean, i'm going to try and change it, and i know this shit is all in my head, but goddamn the amount of time i have spent without any decently close friendship is getting to me sometimes

why even bother
why not just take the lonely bits as some vague cost for 'freedom'

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

I have an intense urge to strangle you right now.

They only love me when I beat them with an orange in a tube sock.

Parker James
Parker James

That... doesn't give me a name lol

Those of who are around are doing great, boring and busy times but good times. <3 You get into that pokemon go stuff? I hear it's like taking over, sadly it's not up here just yet unless pirate it which I might do lol

As long as you don't mean your skin, I'm in! tbh not into that leatherface stuff :^)

Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

Aw, and here I thought you were kinky

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

Just meet up with Sabs on the outskirts of Gruene, on the banks of the river.

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

can't blame them. you make it hurt so good.

Juan King
Juan King

Did it to yourself.

Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

Time to bug thread

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

I'm sure this has some significance I'm missing

Jackson Nguyen
Jackson Nguyen

Most people like you will feel a lot better once you get to college. There you will find a lot more open minded people with similar interests to you. Also, try some sort of activity outside of school. Just so you don't completely lose the ability to be around people.

See, I know something is wrong with me because I can't feel lonely. Well, I can't feel much of anything to be honest. I dislike being around people for more than an hour to the point where my mind just drifts off and I try and get out as quickly as possible.

I just don't want to go way off the deep end and become a hermit. I could actually do it, but I feel that is a degenerate lifestyle

Grayson Williams
Grayson Williams

My love is only as valuable as I can hurt him.

Your slowly expanding waistline is what's doing it.

None that I'm aware of.
Just would be a decent place for a date in the summer in central Texas.

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

Cutting and stuff is an instant boner killer

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

"Tell scanner that Tokai and I were playing Civ6"

-rin

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

Keep it up, and I'll just stop eating again.
You would like that would you? Knowing that you hurt my self esteem to the point at which I find the healthy act of eating disgusting?

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

Scanner getting vidya cucked?

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

she then clarified that she meant spoiled.

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

Oh. Well that's... Actually nice, thanks

Agreed tbh. I don't get the appeal

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

did I make a post already no I did not okai

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

Hello darkness my old friend.

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

you're right, but the future is the future, and hopefully i'll have something a little sooner than that

as for the lack of feeling, i experience that too, but only when i get caught up in thought
but then again, there's always some sort of variation in feeling- so if you feel nothing, you feel nothing.

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

Oh please.
The only reason you're even eating right now is I kept hounding you to eat an actual meal for the first time today.

Kayaking, canoeing, and floating on tubes down the river is really popular.

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

I can feel it

Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

jesus christ

Austin Bell
Austin Bell

Cool. Do you know where?

Well, I hate to sound sappy, but cherish even those boring times. They mean a lot in the long run.

I haven't Pokego'd yet. I'll be the last holdout before all my friends badger me into it. I used to use Pokemon to escape the real world. Now it's trying to drag me into it! Help!

Bzzzzzzz.

Justin Green
Justin Green

Uh..... why do I doubt some anime like girl image comes from civ6

Glad we are in agreement! That stuff just weirds me the heck out lol

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

the things poor tsuchi is doing to get this e-pussy is ridiculous

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

I was just passing on a message, guy.

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

Oh gosh, its a WASP.... Bourgeois harlequin:3

Hi

Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

Just had a game against mid plats...

feels good

that lp gain

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

Thains can be tough at your age. I have seen complete losers in high school go to normies in no time.

Imagine not being able to fee at all. I have watched family die in front of me, had people close to me kill themselves, and other things. Hell, even the girl I was kind of talking to at one point got burnt alive in a fire. Didn't feel one thing. I was hoping for it to make me feel something, but nope.

I can't have actual relationships or connections with people.

Liam Hall
Liam Hall

its sickening

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

teemo is qt

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

sounds legitimately antisocial, and in the actual psychological term, not the way it is commonly used

have you seen a psychiatrist or therapist about it?

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

*sting* That's for Christopher Seider!

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Duly noted

Dallas, I think. They have multiple offices there

We can judge weirdos that are into it together

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

I can survive without you telling me how and what to eat, Dad!

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

I do cherish them, it's not sappy at all! well maybe but I still darn well agree! It's all the dastardly plan of nintendo to make us all go out into the real world, just before they create pokemon for real and our world changes to that world forever!

Kay bro

Perfect, sounds like a great thing to do in between lewd things!

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

actually nevermind
as with anything in psychology, emotional disaffection can arise from anything from depression to antisocial personality disorder

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

I keep telling myself I will eventually. I don't think its antisocial. Pretty sure its narcissistic personality disorder. Maybe schizo typical

Dominic White
Dominic White

Thats a kawai rogue :)
Hows the evening been?
Did you manage to frequent yo favourite van?
pokemon go
Pls no xD

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

Do not make me start beating you again.

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

I'll beat you!

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

Or combine the two for more fun

Play with my tits

You'll love my double D's ;)

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

All he's doing is making jokes, and enjoying company of one of his friends.

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

so are you

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

What if..what if all the crazy, brilliant ideas Nintendo's had over the years came from observations of alternate dimensions, and now the Poke-dimension is bleeding into ours?

Dang. I was hoping you'd say Round Rock. Still, that's pretty cool.

I did! They didn't disappoint, as usual. I didn't get tacos, though. I got tamales. No regrets whatsoever.

You can add that Rogue to your gallery.

My friends are going to pressure me into getting PG. It's only a matter of time.

Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

god i'm so good at this

Robert Hernandez
Robert Hernandez

Your wimpy little arms couldn't do shit.

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

huh
i haven't looked at psychology for awhile

anyways, night

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

You aren't allowed to be friends with female posters, apparently

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

heynowww this is about teemo

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

swallow next time

I mean

yeah totally

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

Who is tsuchi getting cucked by?

Samuel Wilson
Samuel Wilson

I would destroy you if you ever dared to actually raise your arms towards me.
Only reason I let you feel so in control is so I don't emasculate you.

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

You're sexually assaulting him.

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

Why Round Rock?

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

You gotta resist! Dint be a normie xD
And tamales are an acceptable substitute. Seafood though?
And thank ya hunbun
So kind
#resistpokego

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

I wish I knew how to playy

Daniel Torres
Daniel Torres

Hello friends I am here

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

Hello here

Dylan James
Dylan James

A lot of businesses have been moving there from out of state and it's just up the road from me.

No seafood, I'm afraid. I went with the intention of getting fish tacos, but the tamales were on special I couldn't resist!

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

You're up late
Hey scoots

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

Right.
All 5'2" of you is totally gonna go all kung fu anime on me.

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

Ooohhh, cool. Well if I was to come there I'd leave plenty of extra time for stuff

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

Its not that hard

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

A lot of businesses have been moving there from out of state
Austin and Round Rock has a bunch of really retarded tax breaks to get tech sector companies to migrate there.

Jackson Nguyen
Jackson Nguyen

Cannot argue with a special
Happy tum happy brina
I get bbq after work wew

Getting ready for work, it's morning

Luis King
Luis King

I try but flasy assaasssins

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

Guten Morgen Scoots san
I hope work is good on you

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

Niggas on facebook telling me, always in the left wing ironic meme groups "Hillary Clinton ain’t bout this, Hillary Clinton ain’t bout that..." Nigga, My girl a SENATOR in fucking DC... and they say that girl don’t be putting in no work? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit. All ya motherfuckers talk about "Hillary Clinton ain’t no hitta. Hillary Clinton ain’t this Hillary Clinton a fake..." SHUT THE FUCK UP. Y'all don’t live with that bitch. Y'all know she got caught with a private server sending classified emails and shit. Bitch been investigated by the FBI since fuckin... I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' her like that. Them GOP niggas savages out there. If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Hillary Clinton, I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more. You know those GOP niggas roll with Trump and them.

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

bardsama

Jace Green
Jace Green

Just go buff teemo and build a sunfire cape.

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

Hopefully it won't kill me too hard heh

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

Of course :^)

I wouldn't doubt it, nintendo is really crafty af. We could have stopped this!

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

I'm the hottest girl in school tbh

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

Aww yeah.

Most of the people I work with now are from out of state. It's the new normal.

Really? What's the special occasion?

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

sabs pls...

Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

dont steal my memes

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

?

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

I'm trying to remember the statistic but Texas has one of the highest retention of collegiate graduates from its universities, and the majority of the student body is from this state at least.

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

Family just wanted to host one. Wew. Is bbq special occasion in texas?

Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

js hi...

hi

Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

Stealing memes
MEME ROCKET

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

why do you use ... so much

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

Boy, test me.

Aaron Lee
Aaron Lee

i live in the south... its socially acceptable

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

sunfire anddd full onhit stuffs?

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

boy
I may be half your age but I'm still an adult.

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

dude me too wanna meet up

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

oh heeeeell naw

Adam Foster
Adam Foster

Dese's gay hair

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

dude come to orlando we can go to pulse

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

It's nice to know my odds of finding another job should I be fired are fairly good.

No and yes. No because there's a BBQ joint, food truck, or trailer on every street corner, but yes because it's pricey and I only have it on special occasions. So, a summer party huh?

Hi back. It's always nice to see ya.

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

half my age
15.5 doesn't count as adulthood.

William Collins
William Collins

Hello there friend

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

likewise a pleasure

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

should I be fired
Ur a trouble maker brina!!! Grrrr
summer party
I guess so. Family embarrassing and food. Fun fun :3

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

Half your age would be 27.

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

Do not speak of me pls

John Evans
John Evans

Language

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

And you'd be fucked trying to draw unemployment in Texas anyways.

Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

***k you i wont do what you tell me

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

I aint tryna fuck i wanna rub that shaved head tho

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

AY

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

I'll end your ass like my last name in a spelling B.

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

my comfort bubble radius with you is limited to 1 mile...

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

Ur name is "ass"? Lol

Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

ill f*king say any *m word i want...

eyy batr

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

Got anything fun going on?

I worry is all. I'm amazed I've made it this long!
Is it just you, mama, and papa, or are all the Scootersons coming out of the woodwork?

I hear they just hand you a pouch with bootstraps inside.

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

You couldn't reach it if you tried.

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

How
do
you
do?

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

No.

Hmph. Rude.

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

...okay 2 tenths of a mile. best i can do

just here with yall doin the internets thing. just home from work

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

coffee beans are actually pretty slippery

though when they dry they stop smelling good

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

Quite well, thank you. *curtsies

i trust all is well in the rhelm of Bard

Aiden Mitchell
Aiden Mitchell

do you put them in your butt or something?

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

sama..........please do mroe autismyui sometim Ee >////<

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

20 ft is the most I'll do

Anthony Martin
Anthony Martin

All the scootersons are coming I believe
A real
Fam affair
It'll be fine. We all just take the piss really

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

like wat batr? chu need?

...i agree to these terms.

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

what why would you even think of that

I was planning to use them to fill plushies but they might make them too oily and icky

Nathan Anderson
Nathan Anderson

Gay.

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

Get frozen hammer instead actually.

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

Today is a great day
a few things went kinda wrong but
All in all I think it made for a really nice day
They played that song Septmber by Earth Wind and Fire on the radio today

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

Yeah, it's a pretty gay thing to do.
But neru has dreams of getting fucked by polar bears.
so.

see above
but yeah I'm pretty sure they sweat oil
its icky

use rice dude

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

I'm the nicest to you.

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

wheres grim

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

I win.

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

...it was indeed a lovely night. EW&F man thats like... i havent heard them in ages

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

IT'S GODDAMN CLOSET DOORS.
WHERE DO YOU THINK?

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

dope

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

Hard workin' Sama.

That's a good family gathering. You can always tell which families are close by the way they bust balls at a barbecue.

Angel Brown
Angel Brown

objection

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

Evening niggers

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

seems i enjoy money more than freedom... loots on the upswing tho. chu been up to sabs?

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

should you really have all this faith in god smiles when you have to rely on some mexican over a computer screen to tell you to eat

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

o hai...

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

Hey Large Faggot

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

What the fuck is this abomination?

Owen Lopez
Owen Lopez

We all knew Neru was gay, but it was also a bit gay that you jumped directly to butt stuff.
The board also seemed to agree because it let Tuschi's image overtake yours.

I'm in an abusive relationship.

Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

neru has dreams of getting fucked by polar bears

OH YOU TOO?

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

Balls will be busted. Chips too. Welp. Jews did 9/11
Heh
Time for work, pray for me honey bee
(Also listen to rihanna:3)
Ill bug you later
Wee woo

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

I am nothing but kind to you.

Asher Long
Asher Long

Delete this folder and never mention it again.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

...kinda want to meet me a nice girl i can beat savagely

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

hai

What's up?

Hey bardo, how u doin' fam

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

not a Mexican
Ubermensch teir of whiteness

Besides that point I don't need him to do that, he likes to check up because I get so busy that I forget that I need to eat dinner sometimes. I've lived this long without having someone cater on me, so I'm sure him simply asking does not infringe on my independence.

You're the only that leaves the most busies on me.

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

Luke has dreams of being fucked by literally everything

Parker Long
Parker Long

not much dude... ame shit dif day. as always
yiff in hell furfag, yada yada, etc.

good seein ya mate

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

Y-you're right.

nice nice

Wanna yiff?

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

mmmmm Iam not very good with nonlooloo builds

rice is too pointy

Iwas gong to either use cotton or peas

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

Your typing is horrendous tonight.

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

large and somewhere negligabley low on the chain of command
I'm blazed mate
Jamming some tunes
what are you up to tonight boi

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

gwenchan kinda looks like a leiderhausen wearing kraut crossed with an oompa loompa....

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

Seems like you do right by your family though.
I've just been loafing since I got off work too. I'm exhausted, but I don't want to sleep.

Good luck, Scooter. I know you're expecting some drama at work, but just be cool and I bet you'll be just fine. *hug*

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

...maybe later, i need panty lube

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

Told you I was tired.

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Go get in bed.

Justin Ward
Justin Ward

noice

I was out playing pokemans with friends now I'm about to play some runescape B)

You need what now?

Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers

its the weekend... stay up with us. itll be fun :)

the furries are only just getting here, so theres that... and we havent made grim ragequit yet. more things to look forward to

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

ONCE

well I had a dream about the bear again a second time butwe just talked that tim I think I forgot the details

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

alcohol you silly little faggy fox...

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

I was in bed. Then you told me I needed to eat.

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

dumb gay foxposter

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

Damn it. You've sold me. I can't not lurk now.

Come to think of it, it's been ages since I saw a night show.

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

no room in that fox brain for anything but yiff

Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

were rolling into primetime now baby!

get that popcorn ready...

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

The board also seemed to agree
it's random

but it was also a bit gay that you jumped directly to butt stuff.
If neru is known to be a faggot, where else would it jump to?

Fucking dumb.

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

Let's share our sexy bestiality dream stories.

Oh. Get some of that

Dad no bully :-(

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

Catch anything good?

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

You can learn.

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

oh... it has already begun

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

Go back to bed then.
And no capping anime or cropping it either.

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

*butt rapes*

Jace Miller
Jace Miller

at times like these i feel i should finally adopt a fursona...

John Flores
John Flores

Be nice to Gwen Chan

Jack Anderson
Jack Anderson

canI learn without getting reported and banned by angry turks

nnn I think I will pass

but I had a dream once where I was raped by a cat

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

Why would you ever do that?

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

*straps in*

Enjoy your AIDS.

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

The board thing was a joke. I know it's just a shitty website.

I would've jumped anywhere before that sort of stuff. When I read his post I was mostly just confused, didn't think about ass stuff.
To each their own though.

Fine fine.
Be nicer though.

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

why to playcate the faggy fox of course

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

Good girl.
And don't call me dad.

Jace Butler
Jace Butler

WERE WE EVER COLDER ON THAT DAY
A MILLION MILES AWAY
IT SEEMED FROM ALL OF ETERNITY-AH

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

haha
that's fuckin nasty

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

on second thought dont... thats gross

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

Yes! I caught some good stuff but I can't remember now. And my boys on Team Instinct are making my town great again so everything is great~

What are you drinking?

I want to get one but I am not sure what to do.

I actually haven't had any, but nice.

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

jump down a fucking well

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

seems like eerone goes for fox or wolf... i need something different. i chose slug..

Caleb Moore
Caleb Moore

it was pretty terrifying at the time butin retrospect it just feels like one huge wat

OOOK bedtim I finished tootbhrush nanas

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

Sleep well Neru

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

its a couple shots of rum atp... thinking im not feeling it tho

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

...my new fursona

David Hall
David Hall

instinct
Typical kitten.

Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

Nice, original

I like foxes but I kinda want to find something a bit more.. unique?

nini

Nice

Cute

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

im literally dripping with goo

furbags unite!

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

Smiles: Tell Grim that I'm looking the C- grade in the updated poster list.

William Rivera
William Rivera

h-hey....hey cutie......

Gavin Jackson
Gavin Jackson

""yiff""

Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

Oh shush, you're probably Valor or the other, equally garbage one~

Also, I bought a collar.

S-sexy...

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

Grim: Tell smiles not to come out of that well.

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

eyy giiirl

im yiffing already!

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

Probably if you don't play with turks.

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

*slimes you sexily

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

o bby!

Big Trouble in Little 'Gina

Aaron Gutierrez
Aaron Gutierrez

Smiles: This well isn't full of salt at least.

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

oh my fucking god
That's hysterical
that just might be the funnniest thing I've heard all year

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

jealousy

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

me irl

youre so lewd sabs o////o

William Russell
William Russell

I went valor because I'm not an edgy vaper.

Of course you would. What does it say on it?

Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

o.o

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

<.<

Ryder King
Ryder King

Sabs wants the D

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

ayy

Sho nuff! I wish I could shoot lightening from my rod.

Cut it out. You're leaving a snail trail.

Wyatt Thomas
Wyatt Thomas

sonata you sneaky minx...

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

wew i came

John Anderson
John Anderson

i would also enjoy lightning penis powers... none of that awkward waking u and shes still there thing...

Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

Did...did we just cyber?

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

welp theres 10 slug images ill never use again lol

Robert Hernandez
Robert Hernandez

i... i t-think so

.but its ok, you dont have to respect me in the morning

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

-holds out a cup of tea to you-

0.0 -hides-

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

shit was tight tho

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

you KNOW i dont want tea sonata.... you KNOW what sama wants

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

i get that look constantly post coitus...

James Robinson
James Robinson

The coitus was remarkable. I just...I wonder if we went too far. If things can ever be the same.

Ethan James
Ethan James

yea... this is kinda awkward now. it got weird...

Luke James
Luke James

If only you'd used your penile lightning move on me.

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

-goes behind the chair and opens a crinckley bag of potato chips he "found" in the kitchen- :3

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

next time sabs...

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

...cha eatin there sport?

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

ohhhhh

David Cooper
David Cooper

THIEF

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

lewd!

I don't vape!

Nothing.

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

-steals sonata's chips and scurries behind the other chair devouring them like a squirrel-

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

yea we moved past the yiff thing after i got mine... now its time for a sammich and cigarette

lol
after....shocks

get it?

GET IT?

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

I vape

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

This song makes me all teary ;~:

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

read: mouth fedora

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

oh youre good sabs... stop that

Jason Hernandez
Jason Hernandez

I remember when Silver and Gold came out. God, it was magical. Everything about it.

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

take mah vape, pls

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

w-whatre you doing?

Daniel Ross
Daniel Ross

the journey was the greatesst adventure of my life

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

damn..

\//\

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

-has one crunch and then looks at you with wide, guilty eyes. He quickly hides the bag noisily behind his back and shrugs with a mouth full of chips- O.O

1175975

D:

-follows you clumsily, squeaking the whole way!-

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

No name tag?

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

What?

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

Nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMICTAl4LCg

Jacob Taylor
Jacob Taylor

I dunno. What are yoouu doin'?

Johto adventure ends
Holy s--t, you can go back to Kanto?
HOLY F--KIN' S--T, you battle your character from R/B/Y?!

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

turns out slugs dont have much staying power...

-scampers behind the couch, still crunching away-

My love for you is wider than the widest river of yoghurt
My bleeding heart is an open wound, I invite you to probe it

My tears of lust shine like the sun, my love knows no eclipse
I will love you with the frenzy of one thousand chimps

My passion is strong, strong just like my schlong
Your safest option is to play along
Keep your arms inside this train
Our destination is pleasure and pain

Your scent hits me like mustard gas
I‘ll cut your name upon my ass
Your luscious curves make my blood fizz
The sight of you makes my heart jizz

Such is my love for you that I lay a puppy on your pillow
And then I sprinkle it with chocolate

Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire
Refracted in a labrynth of my pain

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

Woah woah woah woah

Woah woah woah woah woah

Woah woah woah woah woah woah

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

-trips over himself trying to catch you...he stole them first!-

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

NICOTINE VAPES

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

-hisses at you-

Caleb Russell
Caleb Russell

I kind of want to ironically vape

I am sad

huh

Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

it happens when youre a slug yanno, no neeed to be embarrased, totally natural

They say it’s from Monaco
A special kind of taco
Made up of creatures from the sea
You might think it smells fishy
And looks unpleasantly squishy
But it tastes all right to me
wooaoaahahh
wooaaahhahahh
Its eaten raw not fried, and turned upon its side
Vertical seafood taco

Hey there…it’s me.
…No, not him. It’s Fernando, remember?
Mmmm, now you’ve got it.
Ooohhh
Ooohhh
Pass the salt.

Brayden Jones
Brayden Jones

I want Judy to Hopps up on this DICK

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

bah dum tiss

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

-stops chasing you, frightened by the his. He watches you devouring his treats are starts to pout.-

Hunter Martin
Hunter Martin

Im in love with a girl on tv
She sparkles like an angel
She smiles just for me

And though women try to tempt me
They need to understand that im a taken man

My heart belongs to another

I tracked her down and i went to her home
I climbed up to her window, and i found her alone
She was covered in the entrails of a sheep which she'd sacrificed to the snake god Glycon, to wake him from his sleep

Hooooly shit a new reign of terror has descended upon the earth

All hail Glycon the all powerful

William Watson
William Watson

-notices your doe eyed expression and feels bad, slides over by you and offers to share-

Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

thats like his thing... he stares at stuff

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

:D -sits down beside you and nibbles a chip-

Connor Allen
Connor Allen

Not a good collar, then :3

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

two can play at this game!

-smiles and gets you a soda-

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

Hello darkness my old friend.

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

I've come to talk with you again

Caleb Wright
Caleb Wright

-looks at the bottle curiously and wonders what kind of tea is inside?- o.o

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

IN A VISION SOFTLSHUT THE FUCK UP

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

SONATA DON'T HE SPIKED IT WITH AN APHRODISIAC

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

-points to the label "grape nehi"-

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

grape nehi

Michael Wilson
Michael Wilson

because a vision softly creeping

Jack Wright
Jack Wright

Speak

Jace Cook
Jace Cook

how the shit could i spike an unopened can of grape drank?

David Campbell
David Campbell

did somebody say grape

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

whaaaat, and you dont keep a stock of it?

okay the peach one IS better... but damn...really?

Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell

echoes in the sound of SILENCE!!!

William Russell
William Russell

please see

DON'T DO IT

I know your ways temptress
You won't take his innocence like you took miine!

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

CURSES

foiled again...

Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown

a (you) from bard

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

eye sea

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

I got a little nostalgic there for a moment. I used to get 4 for $1 Nehis at the shop when I was a kiddo.

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

a (you) from other people

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

Don't spend them all in one place~!

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

too late. already cashed them in for pure euphoria.

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

i likedGrape
he was a sweetypumpkin

Grayson King
Grayson King

you people.

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

turns out you can totally still buy that shit... i like mine at a float with sum vanilla innit

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

ffffuck.... if i must

Juan Long
Juan Long

for the discord

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

Smart, I heard Bard's (yous) arent a very stable investment
The economy these days, i....
I blame it on the politicians

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

soon the "I blame it on the politicians" thing won't be a joke. no matter who wins.

Jeremiah Jones
Jeremiah Jones

more smug for the smug god

Austin Harris
Austin Harris

-doesn't like ancient greeks in his chips- :<

-sneezes as the bubbles tickle his nose- >.<

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

bark bark
NO! You don't understand!

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

oh right. this one.

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

you will never get to pour molten wax on sabs ass cheeks

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

whua

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

No

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

Sad
We are already there arent we?

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

everything is horrible.
pretty much. obama has been kind of a joke for the past four years anyway. at least we're ready for it, somewhat.

Wyatt Phillips
Wyatt Phillips

I have been looping this for some time.

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

I've never experienced a good president in my lifetime

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

Not with that attitude.

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

-emotional music plays-

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

bush was great!

Henry Hill
Henry Hill

smug.

Grayson King
Grayson King

lol

awww

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

not being born when carter was president and america was great

Josiah Kelly
Josiah Kelly

figure that out all on your own, did you?

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

Some French toast with bacon and a Nehi float would really hit the spot right now.

Charles Parker
Charles Parker

I'm sorry SecretAnon I....I dont actually know much about politics

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

Just a guess

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

that's fine. I don't either. everything I learn just depresses me even more.

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

i know right!

...only pancakes

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

it wasn't obvious just by how fabulous I am?

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

I don't pay enough attention

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

I can live with that.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

I see

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

if i hadnt already eaten my ass would be making pancakes right this fucking second...

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

if i hadnt already eaten my ass

Ethan Cruz
Ethan Cruz

H-how about y-you and me-me be depressed together sometime

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

no loss its was almost gone anyway...

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

If I had eggs, I'd be Frenching some toast.

I did a double take as well.

Liam Morris
Liam Morris

that sounds like a really horrible time. I'd love to.

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

...not sure if hot or literal

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

the fuck is that thing fam

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

A small Asian girl, from the looks of it

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

rather than a cosplay obv.

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

why does it look like a bobblehead

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

smug.
go to bed, colby

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

O shit did everyone go sleep

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

Why not both?

A robot, from the looks of it. I wonder if she knows. I mean, if she came across a tortoise in the desert and the poor thing was on its back, would she flip it back over?

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

why are you people so preoccupied with others sleep cycles?

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

ill take this as an acceptable answer

new fetish achieved: girls frenching toast

...this MUST already be a thing

TO GOOGLE!!!

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

cuz for i been through the desert on a turtle with no name

David Parker
David Parker

SEEN ALL GOOD PEOPLE
TURN THEIR HEADS EACH DAY
SO SATISFIED
I'M ON MY WAY

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

because their volumeless lives crave sustenance from people on the internet

Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera

bad news.... it isnt a thing :/

much in the same way i am living my life vicariously through you...

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

new thread for ded community.

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

however...

Josiah King
Josiah King

leave it to japan...

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

roses are red. sugar is sweet. he boot too big for he got damn feet

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

Genetics?

Only if you're coming with me.

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