Stardew valley

Just started playing and it has been a grind with no fun marriage routes. I heard there was a mod that let's you marry the 11 year old kid Jas, but all the sites took it down. Did anyone save it? It has gotten boring and I need an edgier game or I am gonna quit.

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Video games are haram for you Mohammed.

Get the mods that turn the black scientist and his halfbreed daughter white, really makes it feel like a nice rural village. Also it's fun to see the SJWs lose their shit about the mods in their forums.

Also, Penny is a cheating whore.

Emulate hero of leaf valley for psp if you want a similar game, minus the combat, that isn't politically modernized. It's pretty comfy.

May a thousand mangy camels piss in your oasis, oh son of a motherless jackal

when's multiplayer happening so I can run a plantation

I was surprised they didn't nuke the white mods off the forums when that stink happened.

Da fuck?

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Ask /vm/, someone might have it.

I stopped playing when it turned into some JRPG bullshit with slimes and swords and wizards. I wanted a comfy rural rpg, not some fantasy faggotry.

Wait what?

She cucks you with the town nigger iirc

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smh onii-fam

No, the dev confirmed she doesn't cheat on you.
If anyone was likely to cheat, it'd be Abigail, the whore.

every girl in Harvest Moon DS looks chubby af in game

Quirk of the artsyle, though I'd say they're more chibi than anything.
Also that was from one of the Island games, here is the witch in ANB and DS style.

Farming Simulator should be more your speed. Go play that, big guy.

If that mod does exist i might give this game a shot and that coming from somebody that finished the first 3 Rune Factory games.

Thank goodness, I actually just married her and don't have any backup saves.

It exists, but as far as I know it was taken off every mod site that hosts Stardew mods.
The mod to romance an older version of her is still up, though.

Maybe you can ask in /loli/ for that? Any possible way to contact the mod's author?

I couldn't tell you.
I don't go to /loli/ and I don't know the name of the mod's author.

While the mods did not remove it themselves, the bloody libtards causes enough drama and harassed the author enough for them to pull it off themselves.

Have you looked at this link?
mega.nz/#F!EpsViSoB!_bjlPMfzv4sqvhbNKTQhQg

And here's the vid.

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It's the little touches

Why?
I always assumed Haley would be the one to be meme'd as the slut.
Is it the dyed hair?

That mod doesn't make Jas a marriage candidate. All it does is give her some heart events. Says pretty clearly on the release page that there's no marriage or dating. community.playstarbound.com/threads/jas-events-mod-or-character-development-for-jas.125502/

If OP is actually interested, I did make a mod to marry Jas. I combined that above mod with some Jas portrait/sprite mods, edited the character files to allow the player to date and marry Jas, and even made some dialogue so you're not stuck with the generic shit after the wedding.

Other spouses get their own room when you marry them, but map editing is a pain in the goddamned ass so you don't get that here. Just about everything else should work.

Well, there you go, Jasfags.


Good for him, I suppose. I wonder if they'll ever work together on a game.


Yes, mostly.
Haley seems more dumb than slutty.

Thought Abigail hair was natural since she was pretty much implied to be Wizard's daughter. The interest in occult and mysticism is also a clue. Pierre, you big cuck.

For a game about comfy rural farming life, there are shitloads of kinky hanky-panky going on underneath the hood.

Is there a mod to have pet goats? I just love them in general.

kys

post your mod to /loli/ if you don't want to post it here

Just play Harvest Moon instead of this garbage.

At least recommend RF you triple nigger.

In that case, what made everyone think she was a cheating whore?

Why? I hate that crap.

Being trailer trash with an alcoholic whore mother for one also not sleeping in your bed/house when marriedshe's been apparently getting stuck on a rock on her way backRock is a burly black man


Crap's still better than casual shit

Then why are you playing Stardew Valley

meems

Didn't hook me as hard as Rune Factory 4 did.
Half the year is a snooze-fest, animals are a fucking pain, there's little depth to farming (ironically enough), the mines and combat in general seem like an afterthought, and many professions are just worthless compared to their alternatives.

That's the Marnie mod you fucker

Ok user I will explain to you why you shouldn't play this garbage.

I played RF4 and this bullshit.
Combat in SV is pretty much same as in RF4 but without grinding levels and fun special moves so pretty much worse.
Setting in RF4 was absolute shit, you got castle and job of ruler 3 minutes into a game. I was really surprised to see SV managed to make even more inconsistent and less interesting one.
RF frontier still best setting.
Gardening in RF4 had tons of these levels and other stuff I never got a good grasp of even through I wasted 150h on it. Meanwhile SV you just plant stuff and it grows, you can make sprinklers which are only interesting mechanic in the game.

But I wouldn't say SV is worse game than RF4. NPCs makes RF4 superior. I still remember every character in RF4 with each of their quirks. Starjew on the other hand is pretty much FF level of NPCs. They will just give you one-liner and continue with their day. In RF they all just found to suggest you what to do in their own way, like adding be careful at the end or acting in way that makes going to Doom mars base

mega.nz/#fm/S4IHCC6I

I don't know how long it'll last so pick it up while it's there.

I can't make any sense of this at all.

Do you like rune factory or hate it?

I think installation should be obvious, but if it's not, just extract the Content folder to where your content folder is normally. Overwrite anything it says needs to be overwritten.

i can't figure out how to open the page, every time go to the page it just sends me to the login page.

can you upload the archive in another server? any way i can open the address?

My bad, I'm an idiot. I didn't realize that that was a temporary link for personal storage.

Here you go:
mega.nz/#!SkQDVLhY!iglIBqEEzq9BeUV80uWBzvWDLRpkNVvb1j3NVg6LYHo

Much appreciated, testing the mod right now.

its a shitty forced meme

Are there any gameplay overhauls yet

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wat
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Play the rune factory games.

Fucking typical.

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Is that gook user?

Any good portrait mods?

Mostly just anime portrait mods. There are also a few nude portrait mods, but those are generally…meh?

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Dude, you just came to town and barely know anybody.
But yeah, the fact there's a dance festival earlier in the game can't give you enough time to build a relationship with any girl.

Any new updates or worthwhile mods?

BBWchan is making a mod.

Who?

bbw-chan.nl.

He's a baiting piece of shit and you should lurk more

Then what is the point of your post?

That shit was solved years ago
She is best girl.

There was an issue where she didn't come home after you married her, but that ended up being a bug in her pathfinding where she got stuck on some tree or rock. The real issue is that in her 8 heart event, making certain dialogue choices will make Vincent tell you that he caught Penny being picked up and put in a tree by that skater kid. Which is suspicious enough since you're getting serious at that point, but what really kills it is Penny's reaction where she gets all mad and embarrassed and tells the kid to shut up.

She was raised by an alcoholic single mother, it ain't much a stretch to think she'd be the town bicycle.

She have dignity and aspirations because she doesn't want to end up as her mother, user. She is a fucking teacher and a cultured person.
The only reason she'd do something of the sort is for money and nothing more, and she doesn't look like she need a lot even when she lives in a trailer.

Why have modding communities gotten so PC all of a sudden? you used to be able to have the most disgusting fetishistic shit up on a modding site that didn't even ask if you were 18 before letting you see it all.
Now they just delete any slightly offensive mod like the jas marriage mod or that mod for stellaris that made it so the human race portraits were only white people, even that modding site thats purely for fetishistic shit bans lolis now.

While the developer is a cancerous whore, that game actually looks kind of fun, I fucking love low-poly stuff.

It's not low poly. It has a high poly count but has really shitty design. It's easy to get confused with the two.

The Redux ones are good, mostly. There's two or three decent portrait packs for the bachelorettes.

Making friends is the worst part of the game.

I just ignored literally everyone until I had a good farm going, then somewhere during the first winter looked up what everyone's loved gifts are and started shoving them down everyone's throats, gold/purple star if possible.

I don't understand how the whole friendship thing went past the design phase, it's so un-imaginative and stupid, the people say the same shit every day and don't provide any kind of interesting interaction whatsoever aside maybe the person you marry, and even then it's just mostly new lines that they start repeating over and over. There's I think 3 things that the married person can do that are mildly interesting; give you food on some days, tell you that they fixed fences or some shit, and some things related to children if you want them.

Married people can also water your crops and your pet. A couple updates ago they didn't do shit.

what are you in first grade? did somebody make fun of the power ranger you like? why dont you just buy a trump onahole already

user, puh-lease.

I don't understand either.
These fucks allow furfag portrait replacer mods but freak out about a black guy being turned white.

for the same reason pedo boards in Holla Forums got purged: Ad revenue

*preemptive legal manuvering

If that's why, then that's fucking stupid. And people say this place is better than halfchan.

Beautiful narrative my mane but that loli "mod" it was just a sprite replacer was never on the forums, rather it started (and probably died) on /vg/. and you're dumb as shit if you can't find it in one of the dozen pastebins they shat out since The white demetrius mod had three versions that I know off: two are still up and the third was some random user in one of the post release threads we had.

As for their "censoring" the only thing they censored was when one of the mods asked the boobmod guy to cover the nipples. That's it.

So Holla Forums was over reacting again?

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No its with sam, the blonde kid.

The developer said that the two of them were literally just climbing trees, and Penny's only embarrassed because everybody assumed it was something else.

Alright, lets get to business.
Where the porn mods at?

Aside from busty portraits and a monstergirl livestock mod, there's nothing that actually lets you fuck or rape yet, so you might as well not bother.

What a letdown
At leat Chucklefucks owm game has a shitton of filth

Enough to make it worth pirating on a whim for a quick fap?

there's still no full porn conversion mod

No, just like Skyrim
Might as well just download dedicated fap fuel.

Gay. Skyrim's almost worth it just because of the customizability, but the janky animations ruin it for me. I was hoping a sprite based game might avoid that pitfall. Oh well.

I can explain it better.

The girls are ugly.

I am too lazy to look up what all of them like and keep track, so I just give everyone coffee. What is dumb is how no one likes it when you give them fresh fish, but almost everyone likes sashimi because it is classified as "cooked food."

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You forgot >Spaghetti falls out

When the exodus to Fullchan happened, we left the degenerates there. They multiplied.

Stop using degenerate as a buzzword or it will become the new cuck or autist or troll or any other phrase that used to actually mean something until people like you started using it as an insult for anyone they didn't like.

How about no? How about I call them what I want and regressive dipshits like you go back to leftypol and stop trying to police our speech?

Because smashing games together like this worked so well for Starbound.

Wow a double whammy, making both regressive and degenerate into meaningless buzzwords at the same time.
Keep it up and in no time at all people will be calling you a degenerate regressive and they'll be just as correct in their usage of it as you are.

I found this chart, but it only lists waifus and husbandos' favourite things.

I've been trying to avoid looking at charts like that. I think half the fun is trying to figure out what each character likes based on their dialogue and hobbies. Like, I think at one point Maru specifically says her mom likes spaghetti. So I found that out just by talking to everyone. Not a lot of games do that kind of puzzling together mechanic anymore.

That's not puzzling anything together. Characters just straight up tell you what some other characters like. There's nothing puzzling about it at all, it's just mindless memorization.

So is there a list of MUST INSTALL mods somewhere? Or is it not even worth bothering with since anyone with any talent to make mods moved on to other games?

This is basically what you're saying.
At least have the balls to tell him to go back to a certain board instead of merely pretending to not be retarded.

Starbound was the result of incredibly, shockingly incompetent devs led by an ultra-jew, though. For all we know, Starbound's concept could have been amazing in execution if handled by people who knew what they were doing.

That very prospect is what got me to buy it on early access back in the day. I had thought that there was no way the game couldn't become great. Boy was I wrong.

I think a similar thing happened with the original immigrants to America and the Europeans that stayed behind. Founder effect is nothing to take lightly.

Here's what I installed.
Other than that, you could add a portrait replacement mod if you don't care for the defaults.

Is it just me or do none of those people look attractive. I do want to punch Harvey in the face for some reason though.

This is why portrait mods exist.

This is the one I use: nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/614/?

Anyone got a pastebin with all the good mods and shit or is there a general somewhere?

There were general threads for a while, but no one ever bothered to make a pastebin for mods or anything else as far as I remember.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why even bother.

Come on Story of Seasons release for PC or a fucking console at least.

Anyone edit this mod to add marriage yet?
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/609/

It's funny when you're standing a little higher and she is so short that when she leans forward to kiss you she mouths your dick. Jas mod has been fun, except for that barren room maybe. I'm impressed by how much the developer did mostly by himself, but Concerned Ape really needs to hire a writer because the cutscenes are missing some magic.

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Yeah, Stardew is just a watered down, low effort copy pasta of Rune Factory games.

I was gonna buy Stardew until i tried the Rune games, fuck that developer and all the "journalists" that shilled the game instead of pointing out that blatant copy.

Is Rune Factory safe from Treehouse's retarded-ass localization team? I don't want to buy any game that's been through their hands.

Rune Factory was Natsume until they said fuck off, Rune Factory 4 was XSEED.

What game should I get instead if I just want to dungeon crawl similarly to how it is in Stardew Valley?

No may mays nor cringe translations on Rune Factory Frontier so far.


Try Rune Frontier, you can emulate it on dolphin if you don't have a wii:

And so on

Seriously, fuck stardew's dev for not even copying Rune games right

Why bother?

I don't quite agree, but I never played Rune Factory- I just installed 4.

I took note of the various NPCs, and I am starting to forget them by now but I still know George likes leeks- yes he does.

I think I was gonna go for the drunk girl because I felt wary of trailer trash school marm.


Liking something sometimes means admitting what you hate.


And you sum up the situation perfectly- girls in this game are all such shits.

Janky animations, hard to setup and not really interesting to play as an actual game.

It was actually the retarded part of Europe that left for the US.

Op here, I first got into farming games from playing the hell out of HM 64, then played HM AWL and rented that HM game where you're a robot. I wanted to try Stardew Valley to see how a company other than Natsume would flesh out the series and it's mechanics, I was hoping for fresh changes, to see how a non-standard would approach farming, and because I hoped being Indie would mean less censorship and more edge, but I really would recommend playing a Harvest Moon game first for newcomers for much more depth and polish. I got 75 hours out of Star Dew Valley, perhaps for free, but I have quit playing without feeling obligated to make him richer.

GAY RABBIT

I did play Harvest Moon PS1, nothing quite matches the disgust of idiotically going all in on tomatoes only to see the tomatoes throwing contest. Few moments rival the impact of that for me.

Only thing I liked about Star Dew was being able to plant my crops correctly as opposed to crafting horseshoe grids. Characters weren't anywhere near the joy of Harvest Moon.