I fucking hate QTE

It's because Chico is Quiet.

You're such a gay user.

It's a slutty costume and traps are innately slutty.

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Traps fucking traps is boring as fuck

Farewell sausage.

I'm not going to post my folder of traps in Quiet cosplay being fucked by horses no matter how much you whine.

If you have tits, you're a fucking tranny. That shit is gross. Grosser than fucking boys in the ass.

This.

Holy fuck you kike bastard, I'm not fucking gay.

Ok, I'm just going to put my smug anime girl here. I hope nothing bad happens to it.

Yes you are. You're looking at traps and their dicks. If you're not gay then why were you looking at dicks? Only gay people do that. Doing what gay people do, like looking at dicks, makes you gay. You're a gay user. You gay.

stop objectivizing cartoon women you white monster

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What if user is a grill?

Like thiose faggots who like yuri.

Dude being a girl is the gayest shit. That's gayer than being a trap. That's gayer than being an user staring at traps dicks in a Metal Gear Revengeance thread.

I never understood why appreciating a good looking dick makes you gay. Part of the human form and all.

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There's an MGR thread somewhere?

I guess we know what time it is.

Traps arent gay fam.

Now we've gone from gay to degenerate. Fuck you.

How can it be gay if there aren't any penises?

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This was the only way this conversation was going to end tbh.

You've never looked at your dick before and thought, "I wonder what it would feel like having that in my mouth?"

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Fucking disgusting. How can you violate your own privacy like that you degenerate pervert?

Shad isn't a degenerate. He's a pissy little edgelord who does things to be offensive, but refuses to cross the lines anyone cares about.

Exactly. All they can do is take dick. What's gayer than being designed for the sole purpose of getting dicked? Also, acting like a girl could ever really love another girl is pretty gay.

He draws images of girls(?) shitting and pissing, with stink clouds and hairy pits. That's degenerate. Also he fucking sucks are drawing.

Crashing this thread with no survivors.

Yeah, I guess. He claimed he didn't enjoy any of it though. He does it just for reactions and because his faggot friends goad him on. He also refused to make good on that porn of the YouTube guy's daughter. He draws degenerate stuff, which what you said, I guess.

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THE LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED
DEATH TO ALL IN THE THREAD

Fuck off Shad, you faggot.

Fuck you. I wasn't defending him. I was saying he doesn't deserve any respect, even from degenerates.

user, you understand that girls naturally have hairy pits right? They have hair there too, some of them just shave it.

user, you need to spoiler shit like this!

Unshaved pits are fucking gross. There's no excuse for them to be unshaved.

I'll defend him. He occasionally makes good porn that isnt scat or peeing, and hes a better drawer than the lot of you. Youre a bunch of no-talents complaining about someone who can actually do shit.

Evolution disagrees with you.

That's ableist. Reported

That's a hell of a claim to make on an anonymous imageboard, you slut.

Fuck off shad.

Civilization disagrees with you, shadfag.

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heres your (you) karen.

Im pretty confidant im right.

Not an argument
You mean current culture believes shaven to be best, which it was not always the popular trend. And our current culture also believes we should import mass amounts of refugees into our homes. Be care of the horse you're backing fam. Current year civilization isnt very bright.

Could someone explain this? I find Shadman to be ok for an occasional fap every now and then.
Plz post more Lord Dominator

Alright. You have clearly bested me.

This thread went from fun shitposting to cancerous shitposting because of you shadfags. This always happens, trust a shadfag not to understand how to fit in and to not ruin things for everyone. Your kind needs to go back to 4/v/ where you belong. You're the downsy kids shit in the pool which makes everyone have to leave. Thread officially ruined.

I had fun shitposting with you, user. I hope we meet again some day…

Dont be discouraged. Years of being on chans has taught me well.

Still not an argument. You being afraid of a mature woman isnt 4chans fault, its your immaturity.

Post more.

Because he's homosexual. Here's some of his stuff.

GIRLS ARE SUPER GAY

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ur super gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's like you don't know how to dodge like half the scrubs that play that game.

Holla Forums will do anything to avoid the elephant in the room which is MGR's gameplay.

Look at the fourth and fifth post and tell me this thread ever had a chance

I liked it.
Git gud, I didn't even know you could get grappled in MGR.

I didn't even know how to parry until Armstrong and still can't accurately aim blade mode for shit, defensive offensive is just that damn good

Hitler was right

(Wasted)
Git gud faggot.

WEW

Keep telling yourself that.

What about it?
Don't tell me you couldn't get passed Blade Wolf.

how do someone get gud at QTEs?
I learned how to block.
(x and the direction the attack is gonna come: left or right on the sides, up if on front)
But everytime the controller gets on screen telling me what to do to be cinematic or telling me to move an analog stick as fast as i can i boil with rage. is there a mod that makes all the qte an instant success?

You're acting like the QTEs were Bayonetta 1 level bullshit. Every one gives you ample time to react to what's on screen, and it only happens after you've completed a challenging boss unless you're playing on normal, faggot. You're the first person I've ever seen complain about the QTEs being difficult/bullshit. Unnecessary? Yes. Rage inducing? Fuck no.

For me in MGR it was more difficult doing those precise cuts when Armstrong throws the boulders at you, than any of the QTEs in the game. For some reason I would rarely align it right with the controller, though a friend of mine told me it was much easier with a mouse.

I was pretty pissed off by the stick waggles and QTEs but I enjoyed it quite a bit regardless. I would have liked it more as a movie though since the gameplay is pretty mediocre and the best parts are characters, music, and heavily scripted things that might as well be cutscenes like the rules of nature moment.

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Compared to DMC3/4, God Hand, and Bayonetta? Absolutely.

I had trouble with that until I realized you only have to line up two of them to get the cut.

The funny thing is I actually prefer MGR to Bayo. It mostly has to do with the angel's designs making it difficult to see if they're telegraphing an attack, something DMC didn't have a problem with. The second one improved it through its better lighting and cleaner visuals but the gameplay is dumbed down from the first one.

Compared to Deus Ex, Dwarf Fortress, Thief and Super Metroid? Absolutely.

That's on normal. Hard is three, very hard and revengeance is all four, I believe.

Because the "Shadman is shit" meme started in Holla Forums when they discovered some of his early works ( which they were shit ), eventually he got a lot better but by that time Holla Forums had already adopted the meme and started to abuse it

someone has any tips on the whole wiggle the left stick when stunned?
i'm getting a mario party callus and still i can't do it for the life of me.

Can't yet parry consistently but i guess that this comes with time and practice. i'm really enjoying it despite the qtes and i think that cutting in the square is really satisfactory.
please, help, that fucking stunlock
please

Yes, the QTEs are fairly rare.
Or at least, not the main chunk of gameplay.
At bear minimum, I didn't have too much an issue with it. Even if when it popped up it was utter shit

Fuck me, I had to go and start with the far right one.
You're a gay queerboy, by the way.

That even when you get past the QTEs you've also got the fact that parrying is OP and renders 90% of the game to just spamming it while attacking in-between. Killing a lot of the gameplay in the process since the game stops being about running around and dodging shit as a result.

It's laughable that anyone even considers him a challenge since not only is that boss doable without parrying but he becomes pathetically easy once you realise how broken the parry mechanic is.

It seems that most of me overcoming challenging parts in the game was through learning how the game is actually easier than it lets on than actually getting better at playing it.

Face it, MGR is a meme game. People only talk about it to quote Armstrong or post lyrics from the songs in uppercase.

RULES OF NATURE STANDING HERE

M8 if you want a stylish game just go with DMC 3/4 or God Hand.

it's pretty much your main defensive technique much like dodging in Bayonetta, so I don't see how it's OP
aside from that you're pretty much encouraged to go for Parry Counters (parrying an attack at the very last minute) given that the time window where you can parry before an enemy strikes you is much smaller on higher difficulties but the damage you do with parry counters is much higher as a result

on top of that enemy encounters are spiced up on higher difficulties so you will find yourself parrying incoming attacks from multiple directions, and even so you cannot parry grab attacks (yellow flashes)

you do realize that enemies from a medium distance will shoot bullets at you and deny you your no damage bonus, right? You WANT to be ninja running around and involving as many enemies as possible in close quarters combat through crowd control before your combo runs out

I really don't see what you mean by 'parrying is a broken mechanic'. It's no different than blocking and dodging in other games with a more offensive flair

Forgot to spoiler

STOP

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There's loads of QTEs in these games, and they're based on replaying missions. So you'll be doing that you hate repeatedly. The game itself is overrated and overhyped from the action perspective, as it was being released around the same time as the DmC reboot, and seen as an alternative action game. The design of the combat is derivative of Bayonetta's.

As for my opinion, the songs that Holla Forums sung and hyped around where better in the demo, work in progress, than their final cut.

The genre of the game is revolves around replaying missions*

user, stop the memes and give me the original please.

Who is that semen demon?

Okay I just got back from browsing /tg/, when did Holla Forums become /d/ light?

this place is run by a jew, what did you expect?

Too much of your posts seems to be focusing on how to fight more efficiently or how the game plays at the harder unlockable difficulties. Neither of those a justifications.

I shouldn't have to explain why a game is significantly more fun when the focus is on actually moving around the battlefield to evade attacks instead of pressing a button over and over to block them. Just looking at how much more fun fighting Blade Wolf was when I was mainly running around trying to avoid all of his dive attacks confirms this.

By the way, to put this in perspective Armstrong is pretty much the only actually interesting boss in the game since he was filled with attacks you actually had to move about to avoid.

only good one is far right

I thought it was (and is) because of his poor anatomy, lighting, and extreme use of sameface

What the fuck is up with traps? I wouldn't fuck a manly guy or suck his dick but i would fuck a trap. And then when the doubly gay part comes which is sucking the trap's dick i would aswell.

You and I know that's the exception faggot.
See you at pride.

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I'm sorry, but it's just part of who we. These ironclad laws dictate that we must spread our memes. In other words, we can't go against the
RULES OF NATURE

RULES OF STANDING HERE

Dude, I might have a shit fetish but even I know this is going to far

Look I'll grant you that it doesnt really have a lot of replay value because yeah parrying kind of turns a lot of the fighting into ezmode once you get the hang of it, and while the combos and different alt weapons or w/e you want to call them can be fun they're not really worth plugging points into until a 2nd run but by that point the gameplay is starting to wear thin, but thats also because its a very linear game as well

So yeah, in terms of replaying it, its not really all there unless you just want to "master" it and get good at what other anons have said, last second parry counters into combos, mastering the extra weapons, playing on the highest difficulty, etc

However, the FIRST play through is actually a lot of fun. You're not overpowered by power ups or extra weapon combos or like six million bars of hp and blade/ripper mode energy, and you arent likely to even know about parrying or be any good at it early on and by the time you DO get good at it it becomes almost mandatory to use against later bosses, and theres quite a few "different" sections like flying the bird thing back up the building or fucking around with stealthing some parts, and so on

Its good for what it is, a short hack and slash game with fast and enjoyable gameplay, some weird humor and lots of potential for memes, varied boss fights that you have to use different tactics/abilities for, and an overall fun experience the first time through, reasonably worth a second play through after a few months or a year or two has passed since you played it, one of those games you can pick back up and get right back into because you remember how to do it all quickly and thats fast paced and ends quickly enough not to overstay the nostalgia welcome

Its worth it if you can pick it up for a few bucks. I think I paid $9 for a used copy at gamestop, I'd played it on a friends ps3 and decided a year later to pick up a copy for my 360 since there was a point I was actually taking that to work with me to hook up to a tv and play games during my (EXTENSIVE) downtime at work. It was far and away worth $10 and killed a large chunk of two shifts. But I also tried to replay it (would be the third time through) recently, having cleared it before and still had the save data so I started with insane damage output and combos, and I made it passed … aqua… no.. mistral thats her name, before I got bored and moved on

Is it a "super amaze balls awesome always replay 400 hours and not bored!" kind of game? No, not at all. Is it well worth $10? Fuck yeah.

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Now THAT'S some fucked up shit right there

Wait what