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Don't let your memes be Erdogan Edition
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Don't let your memes be Erdogan Edition
tfw no civil war
Hi guys I'm new
Meme magic best magic.
Even better than explosion magic.
Disgusting treachery. nearly 3000 detained
Yep you fit right in, welcome
Oh, sorry for not replying to thing.
Yeah, you have no idea how lewd this shit gets.
There is even holding hands
Enjoy your stay forever.
Hail lord Satan
fled to greece
tfw you can't escape all this herb in your inventory
Are you a boy... or are you a girl?
I thought you didn't smoke..
It's fine if it's in a game.
Besides I need all I can get.
I'm an herbalist, yo.
I bet my boss here could get me a good deal on a party room at a restaurant by the lake. It's got such a beautiful view.
Also, I've been ignoring the news. What exactly happened in Turkey?
dat dank herb
dragons in your pocket
isn't that illegal in none hippy countries?
or is it a hippy game?
if it just traps as in male yes
An attempted coup by a part of the army disloyal to the president.
200 or so dead, 3,000 soldiers who were in on the coupa nd their leaders have been detainedand await purging.
The parliament and several other buildings have been bombed.
You should ask, every little helps and if it would be an amazing venue, go for it.
getting all this new smug from user
archives you're fired.
So, where ya at now?
Did someone say smug?
who is user, user?
I thought all traps were male
Dat dank herb is my livelihood.
That jew book is only incidentally a jew book.
It makes my magic better.
The dragons are all just statuettes that I don't really need and have no reason to use, and nowhere else to stick.
Except maybe the bank, I should stick them in the bank.
It's all medicinal, man.
depends of your definition of trap?
WE SMUG NOW
are pot smokers patients on scripts?
what is yours?!
Do we know why they coup'd?
Now I'm thinking stripper cake...
At my weekend jerb. I mean job. It's been pretty slow. What're you up to?
excluding trannys who are straight
Oh, no days off from that?
Slow day, playin' games.
Party tomorrow. The postponed one.
this is soooo confusing
iTS BELIEVED TO REMOVE ERDOGAN FROM PRESIDENCY AS THEY BELIEVE HE IS TOO ISLAM ORIENTATED... LIKE BRINING ISLAM AND STATE INTO ONE WHICH THEY HAVE AN ISSUE WITH
MIGHT ALSO JUST BE A GRUDGE.
i knnnnow right
oh jesus christ its another /lewd/ refugee
My pot can help one recover from physical stress,
help recover mental fatigue, improve health, and even recover injuries.
Depending on which of my dank herb I use.
Oh, no days off from that?
Nope. I missed the past two weeks, so I needed to come in and help out. Expecting a big turnout for this party?
Well, I like their secular bent. But I guess there's some catch. Always is.
lol ur bent :3
About 7 friends?
GET OUT OF HERE MOE
You'll be fine, just walk it off
fix it for me
I will not be fooled for your commercials!
i aint no vape naysh
I already know the answer, and I don't know why I'm asking, but anyone who plays and isn't a scrub wanna do Ghosts of Parth adv for daily?
No, it's true.
Hear, listen to some of the testimonies of our valued customers.
not even moe you cuck
h o w ?
I'm all ears
NICE LINKING SHITLORD
Never a new person
Always from /lewd/
hi im new
who except me was truly new
a cool animation
HOLY FUCKING Holla Forums YOUR FUCKING BORED KEEPS BREAKING
takes too long
Nice. Small and cozy. :3
I always like those better than huge parties.
bribe my janitor into thinking I learned it
Who is the new autist?
That's not even a noise. I was thinking like kyaa!! or Aaahn~!
These HDT cloaks tho hnnng
I have to go for now. I'll bother you guys later!
Stop posting and play you butt
:D so, whats the plan this evening hunbun?
later potater gator
will do :3
I don't actually know any of them.
I don't do business face to face.
did you just come on to me?!
I'll play you in a sec
so why do japs hate white people but draw them anyway?
Yush, it's always like this.
Only close friends
i was truly new
you dont have to like something to be fascinated by it
like anthropologists and abbos
you're the best!
let's form a secret pact
you have minions?!
united arab league
tp told me that the sexual abuse fish heard was actually just kinky shit you and scarlet were doing
i am nobody
Thank god baka doesn't post anymore.
I will neither confirm nor deny this
which of course means tp's right
Back, stressed from trying to set up an ancient wii.
Fucking motion bar looks like shit.
baka is annoying
ali is a whore tbh
Do you miss your boyfriend?
Sorry I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
I miss Baka only for the cute smug little shit he posted as. That was a real anime qt.
assemble the holy league
we'll conquer the lesser ones in no time
aren't we all?
excuse me, I prefer to be called a slut
i just said you should kill yourself
we all just dust in the wind of time
Ban trying to get Boo back for laughing at him after the manaka debacle
is that what's happening
i wonder if he subjected himself to being friends with desu just for it
all according to keikaku
(translators note: keikaku means plan)
I hire people to sell for me.
that image didnt need to be posted twice
Add me to the list.
I'm still livid, plus with broken wii I have to explain why it's broken.
You didn't need to post game spoilers
But you did
i dont care!
I think the translators are kinda super much not cool
it's fun though.
hire me please
i didnt mean to
it just happened
Oh God the posting errors are back
can we survive another season of slow posting?
if this keeps up i swear to god
i guess, im bored being a user
its only this bored tbh
still? as if posting here wasn't suffering enough.
Overwatch is filled with retards still, don't worry guys.
Aren't you that one asshole from /lewd/?
you like a good old 21 huh
he must mean the small club like melee weapon.
What about it? Haven't been in it all day, was playing video games.
21. Blackjack. The name of the game you're named after. It's first grade.
Oh boy, that's a relief. I was worried I'd get #triggered again and some slimy faggots would laugh about it behind my back because "hehe, people from animus are garbage anyway, so you're allowed to insult them without provocation and become a master baiter"
ha get a load of the guy with feelings
I can't hire you to sit in town selling pot all day, that's no fun.
I'd rather take you on adventures with me.
Scouring the lands to find the dankest herb possible.
oh it also a Russian strategic bomber
Despite my best efforts.
so what you're saying is that it's bad when I do that?
It is, but I don't think you'd stop.
oh my still buthurt about my shitposting
blackjack will get the cream
you always have to be different, don't you.
yeah. that's what alcohol is for I guess.
You have a weird idea of how people come onto others!
Use this the next time the need arises.
And stop being an asshole.
It dropped my FUCKING IMAGE
What's that supposed to mean?
n-nothing, don't be rude
oh yes please. I require little fee
they call it the white swan in russian
speak in english, punk. and drink with me.
no matter how hard I try I can't seem to avoid learning new things and it's infuriating.
then how bout we drop it
i didn't come here to be rude
I just saw Lenko post one of my pictures and got so confused.
You'd already be getting a share of the loot.
I am qualified!
ik drink wel een beetje
IM SORRY ;_;
this fucking rain
I save tasteful images.
HMM? also I'm compelled to ask why you added me on fb, no real reason just curios is all
you'd better be.
state your business!
some important things
I save tasteful images.
Oh its that shitposting guy
There's no taking you off the warpath.
And I just felt like it. I don't use facebook much, but if I'm willing to add relative strangers I can add internet dweebs too.
You too? It's been thundering for quite a while now and I can't go out to drive. ;w;
streams in the roads
I have no words to respond to this.
Take this instead.
you have good taste fam
Yeah. Also I got the tendies
that was simple. i like that :p
I love it when Holla Forums shits itself
I don't know you that well. I can't just outright decide I hate you.
Lenko your nose is worse than mine. I am so sorry
Well I suppose I can be a bit stubborn at times. And AWWWWWWW, so you do think of me.
So the girl initiates the conversation with me and asks how I am and what my favorite color is. What am I supposed to think about this?
You have a nice name fam.
Same. It's the best.
7/11 grillers are the best
3 grillers+ a big gulp=$4.30
THE FUCKIN BEST
I don't really care, especially more so when people tell me I'm attractive. *shrug*
I don't want to know you
can you imagine trying to live with such a huge distraction infront of you 24/7?
dont hurt me
im great person turst me TRUST IN THE CULT OF BLACKJACK
let's play rustu
I just got 20 nuggets from BK for $2.50 get rekt
After many hours, got through first puzzle in 999.
God I'm retarded. But at least I know what a digital root means now~
hi kitten <3
really rumbles the jiblets
I'll be patient and not say anything dumb then.
just don't fall in love with me.
good work. they just get harder.
gib mamimi folder plox
why are you posting with my name?
Isn't it, though?
I responsed your email by the way.
just stop trying so hard lol
Now I have a hankering for Kool-Aid. Or maybe even REAL juice.
I responsed your email by the way.
it's always polite to send a thank you note after getting a dick pic.
sorry had to walk the doggo
hoe ken je deze taal?!
big rewards huh..
his whole personality is based on trying too hard
so our dancing together meant nothing ?
Like mine is pretty big and I have gotten it broken a couple of times, but its not fucking insane like his. Literally can't see his other facial features
That one too.
But a qt3.14 hit me up instead of me initiating. This is clearly a sign of interest.
you can walk me bby
alison, how is sara?
it's weird to see such an unsuccessful jew
Lenko is a try hard manlet
That took me two hours and kept getting distracted!
DID SOMEONE SAY CULT?!
I just used google translate.
i wont heheh im taken
im guessing you me blood? not mine please
i am fantastic
All attachments auto-filter to delete.
I couldn't even look if I wanted to.
I guess so~
This is probably my favourite.
I was thinking more like orange juice.
i think he legitimately filters everyone who makes fun of him
when you have stolen erdogan memes
thats her name dawg
It meant something ><
How many niggas you got filtered?
Moe Blackjack, End my Misery
rin is so cute when he gets all lewd and shit...
If you say he's cute, he's cute
Go with grapefruit.
And giving you my folder that I took ages to make meant nothing either ?!
better buckle down then. you'll enjoy them though. stick with it!
thank goodness. we really dodged a bullet here.
so you keep saying.
filtering is a really autistic sissy thing to do
i only filter people when theyre just too annoying to want to read
so just bloodchan
Coup was over just as it started.
Poor bastard, he got blanked by so many countries.
I could see why. That underboob though.
oh? another trap from the rape house ui lives in?
If this is a legitimate suggestion I am disgusted with you.
You smell nice
speaking of lewd... a thing happened
ill get the collar
thats not how momma raised you
do you have a statue?
..y-you're doing the thought game
in a bit, gotta get a pic
Ui's Pedo Trap Dungeon
It's the manlier version of oranges.
It's full of sociopaths
Why would you subject yourself to this?
Just like all your images..
you don't know that for sure.
I would have sci filtered but he always avoids
bc isnt that bad imo
...i dont mind it lol
thats my gf
and we dont live in that state anymore
now that you're here? doing about as well as I can without alcohol.
I've never tasted piss.
But I imagine it tastes like grapefruit.
sci really harshed the tinychat mellow last night
oh ok the Tropicana then?
we did phew
a giant one in the name of me defeating the french at waterloo
I don't see anything happening.
here you go murder
after he was rained
I made my own touhou tolders and kiniro mosaic...
not just cutting a grapefruit in half, sprinkling a little sugar on it and spooning out the flesh
You won't know for sure until we go on those adventures.
Weird... Why aren't you there then?
you put sugar on your grapefruit and you call it manly?
it's still a lil early in the day but eh
It is the weekend
no hangover. I smoked some weed too and it made me super thirsty so I drank a ton of water. I haven't started drinking yet, but it's getting harder and harder to find a reason not to start.
I know all actually
my desires are going crazy
Tastes like cabbage water.
Don't ask how I know this.
that statement seems highly suspect.
How ya doing blacky
I was busy talking about tp fucking dogs and he's all over there like
LMAO CHILD PORN
i only have like 30 of them fam
I need to procure more
saras doing good
shes waiting to play in the new civcraft server when it first goes online in the next couple hours which im kinda excited for too
i can help you guys decide this : )
You can drink mine
Nah. I usually just peel them then removed the skin from around the flesh of them so it's nothing but the little pockets of juice and eat them that way.
Guten nacht gang
Dualposting a doujin
That's some new kind of autism
Starting out a day the best way, I think I'll join
Going to be running to work here in about 15 myself so I guess that's All in my way
It's 5 o clock on the east coast you know
Someone else seems highly suspect.
i was a British general
fine, i guess
that's how a crazy person does things.
you work on saturday? bard, how can you leave me alone with these people.
You Kind of wonder how far down the spiral of autism they're at.
Is this the point where they think they're actually an anime?
let me know when you do
whats that mean
h-he's super whtie
you did this to meeeeee
but the monument isn't
Are you the guy who only plays Hanzo and Junkrat?
Crazy people just would eat the rind.
Cute! Needs a haircut though
I'm a good boy but
a bad bad man
never been to it, i think its a Prussian general tho?
junkrat is my best character but I play around with almost all of them. I switch to hanzo when I'm pretty sure the game is a losing one so I can just spam arrows and have some fun.
must be why I'm so attracted to you
you seem llke someone bitter and resentful enough to enjoy grapefruit
So do something about it.
Everything here is an anime
Bad people need to be punished.
Now, I am become anime, the destroyer of lives.
I like grapefruit. so it fits.
What does personality have to do with eating a fruit?
Or do only "bitter and resentful" people drink their coffee black as well?
...i like my coffee like i like my women
dark and bitter
Wish I could say so but uh
when i was a out 15 years old I ingested magnets
I guess you've just got that magnetic personality
my PUNISHMENT is having to LIVE DAY AFTER DAY!!!!!!! in this MESS WE CALL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't eat anything but chocolate and Creme Brulee
Cause Im a sweetheart
people groom their dogs?
no no dutch
a-are you suggesting.. wow
I also like my coffee like I like my women.
with a penis.
I don't even know how magnets work. I tried to ask my friends, a posse of clowns who were mentally disturbed, but they were also perplexed.
TP is a proffesional dog groomer
With that I gottta rolll
demanding. rude. fine.
WHOOOP WHOP WIKKED KLOWN
Double espressos of the darkest roasts are the best form of coffee.
That makes me sad, but happy, knowing I get to witness your existence... or something.
Is it normal to have fleeting suicidal thoughts?
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Ignored till cold.
Don't you play with zoe?
coffee isn't even strong enough for me anymore. I just eat a handful of dirt and wash it down with boiling water.
I only know one zoe and I haven't spoken with them in weeks.
I'm pretty sure you just wake up, open a jar of pickled semen and guzzle it by the gallons.
you're usually better than this. that one was weak.
now I want pickles.
Its the one thats a guy right?
by general bayonet
the zoe I know is a guy, yes.
I really like pickles.
shit. bye bard, I didn't even notice.
Whatever you thought I was suggesting.
Because I'm not a sociopath
dump your zero and get with a hero
Its the same one then I bet.
I want to cum inside BC.
what are you suggesting
bleh work... k bai
Just go to your boyfriend and use the cheesiest possible dialogue.
it's possible. the communities I know of are highly incestuous. everyone knows everyone is from everywhere.
you're significantly more dense than I thought.
Second attempt at coup when
I'll take it as a compliment.
i just got a buzz about someone saying zoe
im out see ya
in another 20 years
Where's sabs? I think we should run a train on Sabrina.
Dutch coup when?
and now is the time for alcohol.
By then we'll all be ISIS territory.
I prefer my own interpretation
The only communities I know about are this and the ponies.
I said it
Why, it's already perfect here!
but they're losing
That's why you were wrong, though.
You thought I was suggesting something, when I was in fact suggesting nothing.
that was just a joke btw i dont get buzzed for that... really should clear that up
those were the big ones. the fur threads, especially g fur, also have their share of people. some from both other communities.
It's a den of homosexuals and freaks.
waoh I'm never wrong
Oh thats a good thing I guess.
Local and Prof would be the furries I remember the most.
Oh and I guess indigo
what the fuck happened to annie
But Erdohan won.
It's not like they can go beta uprising.
I know both of them. good guys.
She became anime.
In the name of the Holy Roman Empire, you need to purge such filth from the Netherlands.