Sounds neat af
I'll have to check it out later
thanks based new bern
you're not cupcake are you
oh lol it might be cuppers
cupcake had a weird beef with me for no reason
good guess grim
YEEZY is so fresh, they should call em FABREEZY
Crashing this coup!!!
Wait, did you have a near death experience :/ yikes that shit is harsh man! And having time off is nice... I had yesterday/today off and I have monday coming off. So I am pretty pelased about that.
OVERALL I am feeling pretty alright. A little anxious about work. We are all me and my staff team are at breaking point over some things I am not at liberty to share. Which is making the prospect of tomorrow's shift a little "urgh"
I started on a new audiobook today though, Psychology. So should be neat. The first few chapters sounds like something I already know from when I did my teaching/teacher training. We had to learn some basic psychology.
BUT I have scampis for noms so thats aite.
You haven't been ill have you?
bUT IF IT WAS CUPCAKES THEY'D BE SUPER FAGGY.
last time cuppers got pissed at whoever said it was him
it all adds up
going with cuppers
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Welp, time to play Zero Escape.
Gonna love my edgy ass VN
you're making a good choice.
but does cupcake have the alice connection
Out for a bit
Yeah, I made a load of good choices.
Videogame purchases, board apperances, OHHH, it is windowed mode!
I can shitpost and puzzle!
what if it's just alice
it's literally the best of both worlds.
Huehuehue vive le revolucion
THIS or maybe its haikuus
I hit this weird vortex in the creek and flipped over, but the kayak I was in was designed to allow you to get out of the seat quickly. It was just awkward trying to get back in without shoring. It was kinda scary at first, but a good experience in the end.
I haven't been sick, btw. Not physically, at least. I just needed to get the hell out of the office after all the depression and tension lately. Needed to clear my head and get out into nature for a while.
Sorry to hear about work. Maybe you can apply some of the psychology skills you're learning to diffusing the situation?
probably. cuppers is oldschool af
music is boring anyway
Yeah he was pretty bad...
I can't lead you on anymore
it could also be just alice
kinda hope it's cuppers tho
love that dude
Can't be... Haikuus wouldn't talk to me even if she was pretending to be somepony else
yeah youre right it is kinda boring
Oh well, probably for the best.
Too anxious to be a big bully dom,
too boistorious to be a qt boipussy.
Yeah, dope music and posting webms, whilst getting through the story.
It probably is.
Luka added them and then randomly we played overwatch with them last night.
one of the anons is him
use it for good
Maybe, I dunno, but me and the team will pull through, we always do. Woo! Go team!
Non physically sick.
Well, you were a little worked up, so you did the correct thing. Escaping and finding your zen was the correct thing to do. And also go full nirvana with nature woo!
Feel a little less ropey now?
Is everything simmering down?
And damn, water sports be crazy. I cant swim so I avoid water based sports like the plague... I would have went full panic in that situation.
Sabrina Grylls :3
Bad...like...terrible form :/
tfw your hair is lookin cute straight from bed
randomly overwatched with luka
it's deffo cuppers
good shit grim you got it
10 minutes in
Got the first ending
Well this is gonna be good.
But everyone looks to static in this game, not sure if it is as good as the last one.
I do not know that feel.
In Skåne now! Beautiful and whatnot, slept for 6h in the car.
are we good now?
did you get your bro back?
I'm sorry :(
My little sister told me if that happens to "just don't effing touch it," so I'm not ^~^
Love those rare, magical days!
If you went under, I'd rescue you, Scoot.
And yep, I feel better. I hope I can get back into the swing of things Monday.
Scoot, how was scampi?
Shouöd have started with ayyyy
lol he finally called my mom and didn't remember anything
got us all so worried
oh i didn't read
that was a mindfuck of a post
You can give me my thank you now.
good shit grim you got it
i should have seen that it was cuppers
feel foolish now
I love you
Well, it was just the drunk tank and then probably just paying his stack of parking tickets in the morning, right?
How do you even get a stack of parking tickets in the first place anyway?
You can thank me now.
I was hoping TP's bro died....
yes ty for the tip
now i have a name for that guy
no like this time he like threw up in a cab and ended up in a hospital
How do you even get a stack of parking tickets in the first place anyway?
i used to live with him and like used his car and it got booted outside of my work
Tfw nice hot shower, and fresh cup of coffee.
He sticks things in his butt.
what a fag
Well, lucky!!!! how goes?
Yay! You can be my Hasselhoff! ^^
Scampi is being cooked right now... I larv the skampeeeeee its one of my faves.
And by Monday lunchtime yo work mates are gonna be super goobered!
thats messed up yo
fags are so fucking gay
I almost wanted one of those hoverboards. but then I heard they explode sometimes.
they had way less budget unfortunately. we're lucky to even have the third game.
Pepper/Lexi told me in skype one time.
ilu2 lovely elma
I hope your day day is as great as your hair day.
bae watch el oh el
I kinda want scallops now.
Lexi talking about things in butts
It would have been better if TP found his brother in a body bag
were you phone sexing lexi
im so happy u have a real name and not a placeholder anymore
leave tp alone
next poster gets hugs tho
Oh my! That made me chuckle a little out loud.
when bae stops water filling your lungs and gives mouth to mouth
What is stopping you getting yo scallop on!?
These are my things.
I think we were just talking and playing videogames or something.
I can't remember
I take people's things.
lexi is a known whore
super nice tho
brb gonna do things at the airport
I am leaving her alone
reported to the fbi
grim gonna ataturk
why even make this post?
do you feel ashamed?
now i see why you gave fucking kamuu an A
actually that post has a time before your post so it doesnt count
suuuuuuuuuure winky face
why didnt you just say
his brother is a good christian
you stop bullying
You got hugged!
Scallops are 'spensive. I gotta be extra careful right now. Oh! Also, I stepped on a cat fish Thursday. He swam off before I could apologize.
inb4 he replies in 5 min cause on phone
what a fucking loser
I fight people who take my things.
I've never done that with them and I doubt I will.
aww why not???
I never played the first one, only the second one...
Does it matter that I only played the second one to completion?
I did say. numerous times. that it didn't matter.
just keep posting smug nonon.
you're doing it again sabrina
like that feeling sorry for pathetic posters and hugging them so they don't ky
Well I treat them like garbage sooooooo
I wouldn't stop for anyone.
having played all three, you'll definitely be missing out on some stuff, some things will feel a little confusing that characters are referencing, but on the whole I think you can live without having played game one. it's a bummer though, you're missing out on a great game.
good. you're very obedient.
stood on Nev
Oh, well, I am sure he got back home fine. His kittenfish would have wanted to hear about his brush with the weird paddle creature heh
And yeah, the good things in life tend to be pricey... Hence why scampis are awesome. Not as pricey here. Well, being an island country.
I want lobster ^^
you got hugged!
Rawr! I am a Hugmule
you can't help everyone sabrina
in fact you are actually hurting people like luka, amy, scoots with your humouring
Do you like it when I make smug faces master?
Please step one my face and call me worthless. >~<
Should I refund and buy the 1st game?
I know the 2nd game well enough, may be missing a bit but oh well.
if you give me some more smug nonon worth saving I might.
no, definitely not. if you want to experience the first game, watching a let's play would actually not be a terrible idea. it isn't structured like the other two. there's only a few choices to make and only like 5 endings.
Scoot and I talk all the time, ya weirdo.
Maybe I should have chased him and made catfish tacos. Ah well.
Isn't eating eel a big thing there? I've never had eel.
Scoot made me hungry with all his scampi talk. I'm going to backtrace and throw batteries at him.
But I don't want you saving my stuff.
then keep posting low end crap like that.
yeah i know
C or D batteries, right?
Maybe those rectangle 9V ones ^^
Yeah, I've had seafood on my mind for the last couple days and I'm hoping to get some today.
it matters to other people
but what if you didn't!
I'll post broken bodies then.
Seems a lot to go through... I guess I'll just power through without know who Junpei is. ._.'
well that's easy enough. he's the main character, the one you control, in 999.
Yea, Eel and mashed perterders. I have never really had it... I think I tried eel before though. If I did... I need to retry.
when you make ppl hungry
:3 my work for the illuminati is paying off
sometimes thing won't be alright and you lie to your "friends"
He's also Tenmyoldie.
But that's less important.
I would of hated it.
Funny how thats exactly what you deserve.
you just talk to manic depressed losers to make yourself feel better
I'll stick with Sigma's team for now, since I know them best
And I'll probably buy the first game after I complete this game.
tp are you projecting again?
well, on the off chance that someone else in this thread was planning to play I was avoiding spoilers.
see, this one was good.
you could also just play on an emulator. that's what I did.
you are doing nothing other than making them ky faster
Who is Gab?
I found a dog here.
he's new. he's a dog.
He makes it kind of obvious himself when you play VLR.
I don't think it really qualifies as a spoiler.
I'll avoid posting anything like that then.
Oh, thank god.
only at the end. it was a pretty big reveal when I played. and considering what's going on in that game it's actually important you don't realize that because clover is her proper age, right?
this one is also good.
TP really is in a mood today. And they have the ghoul to say I am salty. Kek.
why is telling things how they are always projecting with you
you didn't even go to armchair psychology school cause you were too busy doing heroin
I like to start out with AAA, then beat the victim with a sock full of C and D. Once they're unconscious, I leave a 9V in their mouth and flee the scene. It's my signature.
May your fish wish come true, btw.
I may taco after work now. Fish taco.
I'm a manic depressed loser, though. So it's like a support group!
it's really not a healthy one
Nothing is good.
TP, go have a drink. You aren't you when you are sober.
Whatcha get in those? That sounds tasty! I will assume its a real mexican joint and not shittybell.
What if I save your images?
You may make a very good point.
well, that's true.
man that was too mean
I make an incredibly good point. but luckily no one pays attention to us when tsuchi isn't around.
TP is just mad at me because I ripped him a new one. And since he can't take on anyone his own size he is trying to bully someone FAR worse than me. Thing is he doesnt realise Sabrina is the biggest bully ever.
I draw with silver and it turns red.
Can it be helped?
Tsuchi's the only one who cares so much about other peoples' business.
Thing is he doesnt realise Sabrina is the biggest bully ever
she never fights back
she only coddles emo brits like scoots and amy to make herself feel better
that's very nice.
Imagine how much Subaru had to bear with the stink in this scene, holy fuck. I'm getting shivers just from imagining it.
Says the burned out alcoholic who now has to look after a brain dead alky sibling
Too much bullying. I'm out.
you can't try to have two identities or whatever thats gay as hell
lexi is a sweet girl
that sibling like makes 6 figures
I felt so much, that I started feel nothing.
I don't get it...
If LewdCake is gay then why does he post kawaii animu girl pictures?
Because he is brain dead... seems to be a family defect.
jail does weird things to a nigga
I was trying to have no identity.
we're kindred spirits.
he's not actually gay he just wants attention and also he steals money by pretending he's a loli
I heard a rumor that he's a closet tranny.
I can't confirm it though, so take that with a grain of salt.
you were developing a new identity whether you were trying to or not
for some reason i think desu in jail is the funniest thing ever. i fucking guarantee he didn't stutter
So you copy and paste sad emo quotes from google too?
I've been to jail twice and nothing has happened to me
What an evil thing to do...
Is that me and LewdCake?
I love salt, thank you very much
1) has a vitriolic "hate" for anything trans, maybe as a result of guilt and self loathing for wanting to be a grurl themselves
2)subtle is their lover, but subtle identifies as hetero... only way this could happen is if desu identifies as grill
agree to disagree I guess.
only on my myspace. where all my real friends are.
i wish he'd go back
i'm sure you could find some dirt on him
he's pure trash
Well, there are some chain places, but they're considered "fine dining". But on weekends, I like to go to a little food truck that parks next to City Hall. They make the real stuff!
no i don't agree to disagree you will see it my way!
Are they the only ones who understand you?
you're very demanding.
dude sci you are so low on the pecking order
kinda weak to talk shit on desu tbh
pick like someone that people actually like
no. not even they do. no one does. especially not my mom.
yes and this is good!
I remember you saying... is that the breakfast burrito place? Do it! I dare you! I dare you to get full tummy. Then, you will realise... It was all scooz fault... just be like... "Oh i cant eat this here... can I have it TACO" hue
How's the trip goin'?
well okay then.
she's being a whore
Wanna go smoke and drink coffee? Maybe we can stop by hot topic on the way home too.
i wish sabrina would stop placating all the nuisances
don't worry about it!
no way. those things are bad for you. but can we really go to hot topic? my baggy pants with eight thousand chains on them are getting a little worn.
i wish sabrina would just take a step back and look at shit
agree to disagree.
Who is the user?
roleplay pinches your cheeks
Based black woman TP killing it.
Yeah I asked my mom and she said she can take us.
kickass. your mom is so cool.
you dont roleplay?
Yeah, they sell fat breakfast tacos, 3 for $5. And their salsa is freakishly good. I'll go after work and pig out.
I had great time, despite a brush with death. And remember when I told you I might step on a catfish and you thought I was joking? It happened.
user, this game, I think I should've played the 1st one but I dunno... this game didn't really grab me by the balls like the second one.
not since the incident. so many roleplayed dead bodies. so much roleplay blood.
Phi could grab me by the balls any day of the week.
Whoa whoa whoa. One stepback.
Brush with death?
really? the third one is such a good mix of the feel of both the other ones in my opinion. keep going a bit, maybe you'll get into it. playing the first game won't make you like this one any more, just so you know.
No shes a total bitch that tries to make me wear something other than black.
gee whiz that sounds crazy
that why never roleplay with more than one other person at a time
she doesn't acknowledge legitimate criticism
pretty much my point
wow, seriously? that would be so lame. don't do that. your mom is stupid.
if only I'd known that before.
I'm being overly dramatic. I was kayaking and flipped over, but the raft I was in was easy to get out of so I was fine. The hard part was getting back in the boat.
I really don't know what you want me to do or say. I guess I am dumb. Sorry it bothers you so much.
Phi is damn fucking cool as well.
I dunno why, but I prefered the japanese voices with subtitles, maybe because I'm used to the second one... I think I will give it more time when shit starts kicking off.
you can change it to the japanese audio, I believe.
im glad you're here
I'm gonna paint my nails black and she can't stop me.
oh now you reply
i want you to admit that you only talk to people with personality disorders to make yourself feel better
ta ta for now.
my sister painted my nails once. it was so cool. a bit of a hassle to get it off though.
Phi is love.
Phi is life.
I'm sorry you believe that, but it's simply not true.
Why would you take it off? Poser
the old ladies at work are vicious gossips. I didn't want to get bullied.
MAy give that a try.
Have you played the 3rd game?
And I love how the rooms are so similar to the 2nd game, bit nostalgic really.
OH, and this is the test base that the 2nd game mentioned!
sorry for expecting better
yes. I played it about a week ago. it was fantastic. I had been waiting since I finished game two.
Ooooh, alright... Nothing too mentally taxing, then?
How'd the catfish feel under your might foot?
I just don't want to get picked on any more. you don't understand. you're just like the rest of them.
So where was the first game set?
In the DCom Centre?
actually kind of a big spoiler. you'll find out when you play.
Do it, I will be expecting a full report by this evening! Officer Hunbun!
I understand that you're a faker and not really emo.
Ok, I guess I'll get the 1st game and like, loop back and stuff.
Sorry to disappoint you. I never say or do anything particular clever, unique, or funny, so it baffles me that there are expectations.
Nah, nothing too heavy. It was actually a cool experience in hind-sight, and I'm proud of myself for not panicking. I wasn't really so much scared as I was embarrassed.
And he felt like a slippery rock at first, but then I felt him wiggle and lifted my leg to let him go. He was a good size. If he gets caught, he'll make a fine lunch.
I will keep you appraised. How's that scampi coming along?
I'm not. I swear. I would never fake it. I'm emo as heck.
the puzzles are really good, so it would be worth playing for sure. make sure you use a no spoilers guide to get the right choices so you don't end up doing the wrong ends, unless you want them. the game doesn't let you just jump around to choices as much as you want.
I'm so non-conformist that I can't even act like other emos without feeling like I'm conforming too much.
get lost, poser.
I eated it. And now its gone. It was nice though. Bit of fresh lemon juice added a little extra num to it.
Seafood is certainly one of life's little wonders.
Part of the slipping up for wrong ends is part of the surprise.
I just wish DS games weren't so damn expensive.
You call it poser.
I call it non-conforming conformist.
that's why you use an emulator for this one. plus keeping multiple save states at the choices will make things easier anyway.
sounds like poser talk to me.
I never ran one.
Is it hard to set up?
I think I'd panic a whole damn lot.
Have you ever eaten Catfish? What's it like?
no, not at all. just google it. they're very good now, I can even run one on my phone.
If I were really a poser, wouldn't I dress like everyone else?
I'll download it now and play that instead.
So in a sense, I'm getting two games <3
I DONT COMPROMISE
I AM METAL
why would I listen to you ?
So you can fill my head with more Disney lies about how perfect the world is?
I don't think so.
Yeah. Why don't you just go back to your Justin Timberlake and your homework, you conformist asshole? You just don't know what real pain is.
only if you weren't a poser poser.
what a steal! you're making out like a bandit.
oh...I know what real pain is...you hurting my feelings like this...
*shreds a sick guitar solo*
I love squeezing a fresh lemon onto fried shrimp, or really any sea food. It unlocks some sort of weird magic. Glad your dinner turned out well. Was it just you, or did you share with your folks?
Catfish is pretty good. Very tender and not too hard to debone. I prefer it fried, though. I normally like fish baked or grilled, but fried is the only way to eat a catfish. And it's got to be a spicy batter.
Wouldn't a poser poser just be a conforming non-conformist?
I only dress in the scars of my empty heart, anyway.
Hello how is everyone this lovely afternoon
I'm not good enough to keep up with you two.
we're all emo.
I'm just clever enough to have fun with words.
Oh and I was actually goth this whole time.
I'm not some faggy emo loser like you.
It looks a lot like the Kibbeling I mentioned.
Catfish looks better tho.
Spicy + that pic sounds godly.
having fun is so poser.
Why so emo this afternoon, did I miss some good drama?
no. it's just the cool thing to do now. stop being so lame.
You could even say, I'm too clever by half.
Definitely too clever to for fun.
too clever to for fun.
Feel my pain.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- *bull horn gesture*
Shared with folks, salad and potatoes and carrots to complete the meal. Summer-y really.
I would have loved nothing more than some battered cod and chips... but I would have regretti that spaghetti heh.
Shrimp! Nom! When civilization comes crashing down in a few months we can have all thefishies we want from a tropical island utopia! Shitposters unite wew wew wew
those catfishies look nice. Almost could mistake em for chekken.
I feel even more pain than you.
Man, looks like I was 5 years too early to being an edgy emo kid...
You can probably take all of my pain and then some.
clearly. time to break out the old gear and get back into it.
somehow you're making it inappropriate.
New Kanra is gay
you're lightyears too early to think about being smug like me.
sounds like something AU:201210 120021 would say
I'll have to go ask my ex for her old hello kitty skinny jeans all over again.
Thanks for your input, Bloodchan
I bet you look kickass in those.
Proofreding is so confromist anwyay.
what do you mean?
Shut up, Haikus
That looks good too, though! Looks very tender.
A lot of people who haven't grown up with fried catfish don't like it because the batter tends to be kind of gritty since it's made with cornmeal. If they try a bad batch from someone who doesn't know what they're doing, it can be like biting into burnt sand. But when made correctly, it's wonderful.
Better practice my bow fishing skills I guess! Glad you and the folks had a nice meal. How are mom and pop?
what do you mean?
pretend the you is italicized.
How does it feel to be a conformist, Poser?
I should have it, one day. I like trying meals.
You should introduce me to the wonderful cuisine called TexMex, anyway.
Back from eating pancakes.
Now, where is that user talking about 999?
I need to pet him for being a legit genius in telling me to emulate the game.
So I was told! How silly we are in our teenage years. I'm about to get on overwatch once my drivers are done installing, if you'd like to join.
What's that, Bloodchan?
hold the pets. I'm well aware of what a genius I am.
sounds like a plan.
Momma and poppa are just fine. Nothing negative to report. Madre was of shopping in some sales most of today.
And how is your mother hun? everything looking chipper?
rin, stop this at once.
I will not pretend.
Yeah, and this fucking game is grabbing me harder than the 3rd one.
It's like a legit VN.
well fuck everything then.
Tender. Soft. Like, you could cut it with a fork. Yum yum.
I bet you'd love TexMex. Can your stomach handle spicy stuff, btw?
She's doing incredibly well, actually. She got a part-time job and didn't tell me about it until the last minute. I was worried about her going back to work, but she seems to enjoy it. I'm still so so grateful that she's made such a huge recovery after what happened. Thank you for asking, Scooter.
yeah the first one was something special. the tone is also super dark, which I liked.
hello kitty's island adventure.
That'd be conforming.
9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors.
Me and user are big fans of the Zero Escape series.
I played the second one first, Virtues Last Reward, and it fucking blew my mind out of my ass.
It gave me brain tingles.
we need to go smuger.
this is unacceptable.
q is actually zero and mira is the murderer
Ooh, depends on the batch.
Oh yeah, I can handle most anything.
Advantage of always being sick.
legit what is wrong with you, man.
scanner don't read his post.
Oh, user, do you like DS Puzzle games?
Really!!! oh man what she doing :D I am sure thats helped alleviate some misgivings youve been having recently.
Yes! Go momma! Go! woo!
puzzle games are hit and miss with me. I tried the layton series but couldn't get into it. ace attorney was amazing. but that's not quite as puzzley as 999.
I GUESS I CAN REFUND MY GAME NOW, YOU CUNT
Welp. Too late.
that anime is so good.
f u nerd
I'm already in maximumoversmug
That one was pretty neat.
You may have to try this out.
you could be smuger.
I'll add it to the backlog. I still need to try that hotel dusk game.
I liked it.
I like Inami.
you'd be crazy not to.
Oh, and how do you err... there was an ignore thing you could do, right? On Boards? Like sort of block a whole poster out of view?
That shit is chill as fuck
I may just post it to you, if you don't mind undeterminable stains on the case.
That would be reaching levels that shouldn't even be possible.
sorry scanner :(
the offer is generous, but it's alright. when I'm ready to play it I'll use the ds emulator on my tablet. maximum comfy.
I don't care about the risks. if I did I never would have gotten into the smug game in the first place.
Oh, hey. Remember the other night when I told you I was stuck at a house out in the boondocks? There was this really bitchy girl there who reminded me of your roommate. I wanted to slap her through a sliding glass window, and so hard that your girl would have felt it.
She's manning a display table for bedding sets. She gets $10/hr, plus commission on sales. I'm proud of her. I think she was worried I'd try to stop her if she told me she was looking, and while I would have been a little apprehensive, I've never been able to stop her from doing anything.
She was a bit... eh at first.
But she becomes really likable.
I hope you get raped by rabid dogs.
I now have a legit reason to hate someone in this thread, and that very special person is you.
I'm not putting my crews lives at risk just because of one mans greed.
She's not been home in a while, I've got the place to myself.
Other girl hasn't shown up too.
Not really out of view, you see their names, and nothing else. It's a filter, options are in the top right.
You texans and your pride!
I am proud for you guys. Youve been having to bear a little much the past few years. You deserve an upswing in luck.
You guys should celebrate :)
That's the thing, filter!
Yeah. I'll think about using it. -w-
what is this place?
Its gay. Except me
its looks pretty gay
i've got like 3-4 posters filtered already, would have more if half the community didn't post as anons.
Imagine when christians thinks about hell. Its a little like that just slight more worse.
welcome to the jungle
Ah, some peace and quiet?
The only good thing about that place was that there were TONS of rabbit outside. They were just bouncing around all over the place, and I got one to come to me with some bird feed. But we had to drive out very slowly because they kept jumping into the middle of the driveway, which felt like it was a mile long.
Maybe we should. I'm hoping I can save up and throw her a decent birthday party, because she hasn't had one in years. I have until May.
scanner i feel bad
You should stay though! Its... different
This gif aptly summarizes what this place is about.
we got fun and games?
well im straight
May 2017? Woo! I believe in you! If you need a Brit to be entertainment I can dress up as a clown!
you are a good egg :)
Wow, how come?
Too many good answers here,
I can't think of a better way to put it.
Stick around long enough, we'll fix ya
so its homosexual?
suuuuuuuure you will
they're fucken annoying. its a great feature, you should use it.
but i am ;_;
Well, most are pretty gay here.
Collecting buttsluts is a status thing here.
Call me Ikarous
You're a worthless slut like your boyfriend Stalker
that's okay as long as you can answer this question.
Are traps gay?
Yeah, I'll give it a try.
If I figure out how to use it
OH MY HOW LEWD
FUCKING 8CH SERVERS ;_;
your mother's anus
I might need medical attention.