sarcastic excitement general
Sarcastic excitement general
It is terrible.
Are you still working on that comic?
its what im drawing now. i'd like to finish a few pages before i start submitting them
rifk wR GOD
THAT IT SEEMS
QUIT BLANKPOSTING ME MOOGS
OR THIS MEANS WAR
Oh, for sure.
Do you make a bunch of rough drafts or just go for it when making a comic? What's your process?
RIFK PROTO1 WAR GOD
How's mugs doing?
one time i had dredlocks for awhile
Pokemon go should have an option to run in the background
Nothing. I got bailed on by a buddy for dinner, so I ended up walking to the 24 hour diner to eat alone after overhearing my landwhale roommate boinking or whatever.
I really just need to live alone or with somebody skinny and without pets for once before I stab everyone I know in their necks. :/
How was your evening?
I have a rough outline of the entire plot. i write a rough script then go over it and rewrite it. then based of the script i draw a sketch and then redraw it
doing a-okay. wbu
That's a lot of creativity. I am envious.
I think I glossed over an article about some add-on app or something, but I don't play so I could be way off.
And you're here too!
pretty good, I spent most of the afternoon in the pool with the rest of the interns
living alone isn't what its cracked up to be
alright elma i just want peace
i am sorry that i said those things
yOU HAVE BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK NATAHSN
I mean it seems to be kinda working but they could make it more like ingress, which can notify you if you walk into a node just by running in the background
Pokemon go has a habit of closing when I switch to chrome
Like an actual pool or like a gambling pool?
It's basically what I'm doing now but without roommates or animals if that makes sense.
You lost me at ingress.
i always make things too complicated though. Thank you
what does that mean bro?
Better than not trying~
Like a swimming pool!
it gets really easy to isolate yourself
better to actually have a good roommate
Hah, I don't even remember this!
Do you know anywhere in Austin that is particularly fun?
It is good!
I'll run you in the background
The company that made Pokemon go also has a GPS based capture the flag game called ingress and it's like eleventy billion times better made
What do you think about Gay Bars?
Believe me, I'm quite aware of that ease.
why not try
I am going with a group of 12, so I will probably have to sell the choice to at least 3 of them
Yeah, I am just learning what I have been misssing out on..
It's how they got chosen to make Pokemon go
It's been around for several years and even the invite-only beta worked better than Pokemon go did at its actual launch
It just doesn't seem cost-effective to try things willy-nilly.
What do you mean?
If they're friends of yours, they're probably all peter puffers.
You wouldn't even have to "sell" anything.
exactly half of them are girls
I have a roommate for the first time ever
Well I don't know anything in Austin. Sorry.
I can't when I'm laughing my ass off at facebook roleplay
Is it time to roleplay?
They're carpet munchers.
im not sure what im talking about
SMILES X TSUCHI FOREVER
Moving to a place living alone in about an hour or so. Kind of looking forward to the freedom of not having to give a fuck what a housemate thinks or does to be honest.
yep. we are going to roleplay a camwhore. you start.
T H I C C
GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND
PROTO1 WAR GOD
I dunno about you, but I think it's fucking terrible. I feel just as stuck as I did when I was sleeping outside for crying out loud.
Nothing. It's whatever.
I am happy for you and extremely jealous at your superior success as a self-sufficient being.
*snaps picture with shitty 2005 kodak camera, arching my back to make my backside look larger than it is*
Lol the boys will love this; I can't wait for the compliments to roll in.
will miiverse get me my precious tildes?
-unsheathes federal tax breaks-
wHO IS DOING THIS?
i AM GOING AFTER YOU
I doubt it's just whatever
Iunno that's pretty funny too
Not quite laughing my ass off but it's making it difficult to put it back from the facebook post
proto1 war god meme is shit...
Take a wild guess.
lol my mom calls me to tell me that my brother is in the hospital
i tell her that i really want to pick him pick him up but am drunk af
good family moments
lol it must be friday because tp is here... gotta get down on friday
Being super adorable, but still having a rough night?
So what is it
how can i manage such a difficult relationship if all my tildes are taken up by laughs :/
This is deeply disturbing.
*sigh* Can you not though?
I do not care about games is all, but if you'd like to talk about them more I'm all ears/eyes (since reading)
Carry on, or don't.
no shit though
i guess my brother threw up in a cap and the cops called my mom
and my mom called me
and i was like i'll go pick him up but i'm pretty drunk
poor clit is going through a pretty rough time.
My love for you is wider than the widest river of yoghurt
My bleeding heart is an open wound, I invite you to probe it
My tears of lust shine like the sun, our love knows no eclipse
I will love you with the frenzy of one thousand chimps
My passion is strong, strong just like my schlong
Your safest option is to play along
Keep your arms inside this train
Our destination is pleasure and pain
Your scent hits me like mustard gas
I'll cut your name upon my ass
Your luscious curves make my blood fizz
The sight of you makes my heart jizz
Such is my love for you that I lay a puppy on your pillow
And then I sprinkle it with chocolate
Ducks float buoyantly on a pond of my desire
Refracted in a labrynth of my pain
2 brothers disgracing one mom
Definitely does suck being stuck in a less than ideal living situation. Especially when you have a shit day and just want to go home and relax only to find another serving of shit. Anyway I should be getting ready.
prolly best you let ems help him out...
Some might simply call that life.
Good luck on the move, Why <3
Just getting hyped for woman coming over after she gets off work
Keep your head up tho girl
shiro can you please tell elma to reply to me?
I'm trying as hard as I can.
Have fun and play safe.
i was like do you want me to take a cab there?
that's my brothere
she was like no you're drunk
teeps when did you become such an attention starved whiny little cunt?
Just do more tilde things~
I was only explaining because you asked
the sorrow of a disappointed madre de famiglia
i was blogging about a real life story that was actually dramatic
I just said you lost me. Which I suppose could imply I wanted an explanation. My bad.
who gives a shiiiiit
What's got you so down? <3
Can't. I'm a savage and she knows it
Also TP is drunk and wants to talk to you. Ignore him
kinda still want to bail him out
rtaidchan we will see you later tonight
it was a nice blog tho...
...think of the consequences should you get pulled over in your intoxicated state... think of your poor mother, her heart.... its not what it used to be
Mainly my sensitivity to assholes on the internet lately, but also life and money shit. I have an interview for a 2nd job on Sunday though, so maybe I can still turn this around.
tp shiro totally betrayed you dude...
et tu brute
protoo one war gid
yea nah ur a cunt
I'm sorry that's what that usually means as far as I know
You're probably right.
teeps just take the night, sober up and in the AM go over there and hug your poor mother... take her out for icecream or something.
yeah i just called my mom back like yo i'll take a cab out there to take of this
she was like you're drunk his friend jack is hopefully taking care of this
i was like well if he isn't call me at any hour and i will
i can only do so much revy
maybe if you promised to talk to me more i would slam that tilde button
Life and money always weighs heavy on the mind and soul
Ignore the assholes tho and laugh that shit off. You got better things to do with your time. Good vibes only
2nd job interview
Nail that shit like jesus to a cross!
TP knows I love his shenanigans
not fixing that contraction
you owe her big time... you realize this.
Jeez people are retarded.
i didn't do anything
she gave me the booze
but yes if i was sober i would have been the hero
but like we were drinking earlier so i don't quite get how she might have thought i was sober
...you better hug your fucking mother when its all said and done.
its not a transaction relationship...
I talk to you as much as you talk to me
Also, on the subject of that picture, I don't understand how people that stupid manage to feed themselves, let alone use the internet
i think she was hoping that i wasn't fucking drinking malt liquor at 1am
But it's not funny and I literally don't do anything better with my time. That's the problem.
It should be easy. One of my old managers is the hiring manager. I just have to see if I can finagle my schedule around so I can make it all work. Depends on the pay as well, obviously; don't wanna cut too much time out of my okay-ish wage for a seasonal job.
How are you?
i hug my mom every time i see her
laundry is sunday
...shit comes up teeps and shes not infallible.
i just never start conversations is the problem
i dont really take any initiative to associate with people here besides play videogames
but i do like talking to you
even if i forget to reply half the time
Did you find out what your brother wanted to talk about?
go over there tomorrow and do it because you love her... not because you need something from her.
its not nice to visit ones parents only in the event that you stand to gain something from them... i.e clean clothes
she came to me because her husband is arizona
my brother will spend a night in a drunk tank
i will do laundry on sunday
not much has changed here
i just got that brotherly "i'm going to get him" urge
can't help him
as much as i hate my brother, i would sacrifice myself for him
Are you the older brother or the younger brother?
You have to take the initiative though, uou're a man
I know exactly what we're going to talk about because it's me
Nah there is stuff you could do like see that one chick
Good luck on the second job tho. I hope it works out fine for you :)
nothing has changed because your mother will know you only see her when you need something...
a wise person told me once there are two types of people in this world
those that have transactional relationships
and those that have transformational relationships
he's dead now... but his isms remain true
teeps youre no good to them tonight so drink and be merry... for tomorrow you visit your mother
My sister avoided all that shit when she came to see me to talk about that shit.
We don't talk anymore it seems.
What's being a brother supposed to be like
Because I seriously doubt I'd bail out my brother in any situation, even if it were less convenient to not do it
We just don't have anything that resembles a human relationship, let alone siblinghood
i have been going to my moms for laundry every sunday for like 3 years
it's like more of a family thing
i am fully competent enough to make my own meals and do my own laundry
but i happen to like seeing my mother
But did you have any kind of relationship with your sister?
how imposing of you
yeah that's fine though
just tell me the best way to get to talk to you more
im about to doze off here in a second though
yeah i've bailed him out of jail before
oddly enough he makes three times the money i make
...so whats a saturday visit then where you go and cook her something and hang out with the lady... shes lonely and no one ever visits her but her two needy sons... all she has is the cats teeps. she talks to them like people. in her mind they answer her, they have conversations.
but i happen to like seeing my mother
Jesus Christ I really am an awful excuse for a human being
Someone put the world out of its misery and kill me
Find someone new or get with Grim
Woman just got off. See ya later Elma <3
Not really. I suck at family-ing.
I suck at everything.
I've never bailed anyone out or been bailed out of jail.
Maybe it's a regional thing?
No and no.
Gibbe uou're email
To clarify, I've never been arrested.
i cant believe you seriously still email
that's ridiculous revy
i genuinely hope you have a steam or something
i had myself committed once... 5 days involuntary
Maybe we have more in common than we thought then
that's my grandma
i thought we were talking about my mom
my brother's a fucking idiot
it was from parking tickets
its only a matter of time...
he actually racked up enough parking tickets that we was jailed
while being an IT specialist at the stock market
talk to my cat too
how was your day
i call my cat baby... so fucking wat... come at me
i recently heard that my grandma was hospitalized for vertigo
she's good tho
It is highly probable.
I figured there was a missing part to the story. I was like, how do you get arrested for vomiting in a cab?
...meter readers are dicks... gotta pay that shit or goto v&
tfw no one to ask how my day was
tfw no one to call me a good girl
tfw no one to pat my head
... mine lives far away, still manage to call her.
when was the last time you saw your grandma?
oh that was my brother's past
unrelated to this current thing
just telling you how my brother is
you wont let me... you little scamp
yeah since i actually have vacation i try to visit my grandma at least once a year
i think she is hella old and may not be on this earth much longer
...so you want me to treat you like a pet?
all the bdsm, sexual heckling and it boils down to this?
you are a bad grandchild... shes the reason you exist and this is how you treat her.... tisk tisk
I only visit my family (dad, step-mom, sister) on my dad's birthday, thanksgiving and christmas.
Last time I saw my mother was before last thanksgiving because she dropped in on me at work.
I have not met most of my cousins, nieces and nephews and the last time I saw my brothers was last christmas.
well before that i hadn't seen her for like 4 years
that 6 hour ohio drive though
protip: revy is high maintnance
I'm really trying but I don't exactly miss my grandmother
She was dying for far too long for it to be a surprise and I suppose I already made peace with that knowledge? Or I really have no heart
But I cried at my cousin's funeral, and my friend's, and when my dog was put down in my arms...
Maybe I've just seen too many deaths?
I don't go to family members' funerals lol
yall niggas need to get them priorities right... family first. nothing is more important
cousins will surprise you sometimes
i haven't seen tons of cousins in ages
am also very close to others
Money is pretty important, especially if you're not leeching off said family. Just sayin.
No I just thought it was a funny screenshot because I was jealous of a cat and that's how that scene came about, Ika demanded to be given the same level of affection as the lesbian's dog
hai... were pestering teeps because he doesnt love his mother, step in wherever
I don't like him too much.
ok... so where do we go from here?
Revy, I thought we were bonding there for a second. Can we like e-cuddle or something now?
i just find him boring
i know... its alright. do you visit your mom?
no one likes each other here... lets just pretend to not be dicks for a minute
Isn't that kind of risque though?
i legitimately "like" sama-san
and like no one else here
i find everyone here fucking emo attentionwhores
I love my mum.
True... Too much touching :/
He loves his mom.
i also do like tsuchi but he wasn't posting
I appreciate the sentiment though
theres a good son..
i mean everyone else could get hit by a fucking plow truck
can I at least be the most Emo ?
so i dont need to get hit by a plow truck to get your approval...
*whew that was a close one
I was being overzealous.
get a room you two...
are you excited for the olympics though?
jesus fucking shit take a complement
i literally told you that you were the best
and you still have to have some snarky bs
Most of you are people in my book
Which is significantly higher than like 90% of humans I've encountered
You all have personalities and histories and I can't wish harm on anyone here and you're all fantastic
I've pretty much never watched them. ever.
i feel the love... its okay mr grinch
dont let tonights minor hangup hinder this bromance
even the swimming ones?
i only mentioned it cause you swim
you also cyber hella guys
but the olympics
i cant live... with or without you
my hands are tied, my body bruised
you got me with nothing to win and nothing left to lose
even the stoner that won all the gold?
I've never really liked watching sports.
How would you know if I've cybered hella guys?
well fuck you ban
i will probably watch hella hours of swimming
cause olympics is great background drone
I don't understand
cybered hella dudes in mlpchan
not really hard to figure out
one day you will my angel...
i mean ban
no one leaves their whore mlpchan history behind
smiles fucking cybered cato when he was 16 years old
I'm not sure if Buddhists become angels
But I didn't do that.
I just got a lot of dick pics
and you give
and you give
and you give
It's not abnormal?
what we believe is irrelevant... here and now is all that matters
Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery,
and today is a gift...
that's why they call it present
it is not abnormal to love your madre de famiglia
Welp, time to sleep away my day off.
Have a nice night, threaders. Be nice to each other <3
Are you implying they aren't a whore anymore?
moar love in this world...
Does today come with a gift receipt
I haven't had a proper day in years and I want to refund my days since 1997
Maybe make some better decisions
I'm gonna be extra mean now.
oh no would never imply that
TP don't fucking ignore BOTH of my post you sack of shit.
i replied to you
moar sauce plzz
a wise man once told me
one can only be dissatisfied with ones lot if one cannot see all that surrounds them
hes dead now but his isms remain true
You took to long so I got upset.
u2 - unforgettable fire
A dozen pleasant things in my life
I was just kidding. I didn't listen to the song.
these things are good and you draw breath... so all youre missing is sama
Tell me about your whore mlpchan days.
Don't be upset, please.
i like asked mike about his tulpa
and was like lol dude that is messed up
its fine, youre fine... everythings fine
mike was my bro though
You're fine too.
I just wish I had the force of personality that I have now when I was a child
I'd be a lot better off
But one must not regret the mistakes of their past, lest they ignore the mistakes of their present and not prepare for the mistakes of their future
You know he was gonna kill himself to be with his pony tulpa?
I remember trying to talk him out of it.
hes a cool guy but kinda insane
You know he was gonna kill himself to be with his pony tulpa?
I remember trying to talk him out of it.
hes a cool guy but kinda insane
lol yeah mike was the only worthwhile person on mlpchan to talk to
Yeah there's nothing wrong with psychotic delusions it's all context
o stahp... no really STOP
is it getting better or do you feel same?
will it make it easier on you now you got someone to blame...
were one.. but were not the same.
we get to carry each other
I'm absolutely getting better
Ask anyone who's known me for a few years
collaborate and listen
You're only saying that because you never talked to me back then.
Its kinda like self induced schizophrenia.
With the added stupidity of being intentional
that is true
about the never talking to you thing
you were probably awful
Islam is not a race
Tell that to the guy in the truck
ive known you for years revy... i dont see it. let me in
To the song?
I still have Pinkie Pie Mike added on Skype.
He was a good guy.
i mean it was fucking mlpchan
corbin dallas multipass
i still have him on steam on my other computer
he's based af
I mean like
People irl make comments about how much happier I am
Oh damn took me a second
Honestly it sounds extremely hard to give yourself a tulpa.
Well I was 15 and the IRL shota.
I also was a lot gayer and did stupid stuff.
love is a temple
love a higher law...
you ask me to enter then you make me crawl
being a meat popsicle
I hope you liked my dumb joke.
proto so like how do feel about jake arrieta
RIFK WAR GOD PROTO 1 MEM IS SHIT
He had a few life issues, hopefully he's doing better now.
*moody tremolo tenor male voice
That feel when an invading alien race will only think of you as a bag of squishies.
It takes a lot of intent and effort to induce hallucinations for the purpose of emotional validation
I doubt a healthy person could do it at all without meaning to
IF TOMMORW COMES
i like when the old guys get to flail around
oh issues besides the having a tulpa thing?
TOMORROW WILL NEVER COME ITS NOT HAPPENING
i have run, i have crawled... i have scaled these city walls
Well it hit me very suddenly
yES I AM A PIRATE
Well I honestly don't know if he was completely mentally healthy.
I'm gonna try and got to bed now we can talk about tulpa later if you want.
living in a sandcastle under the sea
on a real tip kinda glad that revy has confident boobs now
he's fucking been attentionwhoring for like years
MOTHER MOTHER OCEAN''
that feel when teeps messes with your swerve
What I meant was it would take an already dangerously unstable person to spontaneously develop a tulpa
Even I don't fucking get it
STFU OR OVER 9000 GBPS
once his titties get on lock he will get it
Boys don't have boobs, tp
wat if i told you there were barbecue chicken wings
Yeah, they do.
And I still don't get it
Yeah, plenty of other issues. Didn't know where he was going to live for a while even.
The kind of boys that have gynecomastia aren't real boys
there is something to ger?
whoa dude why are your blasting my waifu
You tell me, you're the one saying confident boobs twice
HELLO, DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND.
I COME TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN.
Wouldn't a boy with that feel bad about not feeling like a boy?
do it.. post your image ... OLEV with the current time and date.
disturbed- the sound of silence.mp3
I would never.
If they feel bad about having boobs they're still almost a boy
If they have no opinion on having boobs or feel good about it, they're not even a boy
It's all very scientific
Who would feel bad about boobs? That's insanity
those actual revy titty tho
but yeah dude was beyond messed up
ohhhh... who gives a shiiit
Some other time
Someone could have just some to the acceptance of having it yes still would prefer to feel like a boy. It would be quite discriminatory to assume they are anything other than a boy.
revy has tits now
youre never any fun...
cockshits posts are so easy to scroll past
I'm listening to a tone deaf person sing "Sound of Silence" in my ear now.
ANYONW LEFT oi LOVE?
Unless I've gone even crazier than usual, I didn't bring them up
I am known to be quite discriminating
Sometimes I'm a lot of fun
smh tbh fam
The, uh, other person singing.
but never for me... >suggesting this is my face when
IS IT ILLEGAL TO USE BUGS IN BED? AND NO NOT BEDBUGS YA DINGUS.
Well what about them
Not everybody has fun in the same way I do
Yeah I believe you
This is very weird
YOU WONT TAKE IT
IN WHIPS AND CHAINS
YOU WONT TAKE IT
IN WHATEVER REMAINS
those titties sitten right
Hearing your Barry Manilow like voice sing it was flawless.
IT'S AN HONEST QUESTION.
I would take whips and chains
Is that a question?
I guess about a handful?
Like yea so?
...you wont take any of samas joint
you wont take it so whats the point
you cant see it for what it is
my love for you makes my heart jizz
YOU ARE THE WEIRDO, YA WEIRDO, WHAT KINDA WEIRDO DOESN'T ANSWER A SIMPLE QUESTION?
its alright'it aaaaright
she moves in mysterious ways
on a real rip i hope that some day revy realizes that he doesnt have to transition to get laid
also those homones have been scientifically proven to cause cancer
EVERYTHING CAUSES CANCER THESE DAYS TP.
I don't understand
How can you love me
TAKE OOOON MEEE
TAKE ME OOON
ILL BE GOOONE
IN A DAY OR TWOOOOO
but especially hrt
imagine pumping your body with hella esrtogen when you are a dude
imagine the anti bodies
on a side note hrt is literal cancer
HOW THE HELL DID YOU HAVE AN IMAGE THAT SPECIFIC TO THIS CONVERSATION, NOW THAT'S WEIRD.
You know I actively avoid having sex, right?
8 years and you miss it...
join the club
OH YEAH TRUST ME i KNOW, THAT SHIT DESTROYS THE BODY AND WOULD BE BANNED IF I HAD A SAY IN IT, THEN AGAIN I IMAGINE A TRAP WOULD WANNA PERISH BEFORE THEY GROW OLD AND LOSE THEIR TRAPPYNESS.
I mean, I post porn on an anime board, of course I'm a weirdo
i actively avoid sex
kinda appreciate revy's attentionwhoring
you are like fighting your body
What's even funnier is how long I've had that image
I don't remember saving it
It hasn't been that long, it's been 6 years at most and I literally don't understand how someone could feel love after only speaking in imageboard threads
Just saying, it's not so that I have more dick in my life
*another brick in the wall bassline
besides guero and grim
does anyone fucking like luka?
why don't we fucking ban him
Why actively avoid sex though? Particular if you're good looking.
I SUPPOSE, ITS PRETTY NORMAL ROUND HERE THOUGH.
DAMN RIGHT, I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE PUT SO MUCH FOREIGN SHIT INTO THEIR BODY. I DON'T EVEN DRINK SODA BUT THAT'S A BIT EXTREME.
You're the one bringing up tits and hormones and sex
I'm just responding to your insane accusations because every time I see your name I falsely assume you're going to act like a rational human for once and talk to you, when I know it's always going to be nothing but a mistake, just like you