♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Jackieboy is a betacuck Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Jackieboy is a betacuck Edition
S n u k e
Kill that then
You're all betacucks now.
It wouldn't functionally matter anyway.
IN THE OPEN AIR
WHERE THE SKIES ARE BLUE
THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO
I am an alpha as fuck non-wage cuck
tendies in the oven
Guess thats true. This kind of multiculti crap can only work there
He is still the most PC try-hard leader ever, and in 2016 thats really something
Better than we could have been stuck with, honestly.
But I don't really follow politics, so what do I know?
You like it.
Is that a fucking tie fighter sound
You don't have to in that place, looked like an entirely different dimension to me
no : (
i dont have one
Yeah I know I know, you elect prime cucks
That sounds awful
That entire conversation has already been had without you.
Your filenames give it away. You live for the cuck.
It's not his folder
I might be broke atm but I can still afford to have 5meals a day
talked about going to subway and my fear of them getting robbed when I go
they got robbed yesterday when I was going there
2o men had tried to take him
20 men had made a slip
21 would be the ranger with
the big iron on his hip
I got this folder from Test san
All I remember from everything I've been told, is that someone like me only really has business voting NDP.
And that was from a civics class in highschool that covered the general M.O. of the major parties.
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
feels good. I had eggs and bacon with toast an hour or two ago and I'm having a sandwich now. Gonna have pizza for lunch and idk what else tonight
Good luck with the diabetes.
You better be a bodybuilder or a marathon runner eating that fucking much.
The hidden cuck reveals himself.
Look I'm just bored okay.
does diabetes work like that
smonkw eade with me
gotta enjoy it while I can
more the latter lately
Voting in Canada is like Voting in Switzerland, literally has no stake to it
I don't really know anything about Canadian politics, only that Alice hates Harper so I cheer for him every time
DameDesuYo vs HorribleSubs
Off to overwatch tho
Don't forget to smack your local liberal in the gob m8s
Do you use Taiga?
I don't smoke, it's bad for your lungs.
I'd hope so, I can't imagine trying to eat that damn much though.
I'll get the nightstick.
No, just MAL
yay an active thread
I'm only eating when I'm hungry and this sandwich alone isn't going to hold for long.
making myself wait 2-3hours to eat lunch
its like torture. brb run
Apex update is fucking 10/10
VTOL fun af
Might quit my job and become a luka
how are you doing dude
i bet this is about arma 3
not sure though
Thats why I VAPE
Bummer! I have problem.
THIS IS EDUCATIONAL
Jesus, you could have just told me you wanted to suck my dick.
the more you know
i wish i had a irl girl pussy right now in in my rooom
I wanna know anyways
That's as simple as going out and finding one, to be fair.
I managed to stay in bed later than four in the morning for the first time this week. So I'm feeling better rested than usual. Outside of that the day's slow so far, don't know what I'm going to do with it other than mow the lawn. I guess watch a shitty anime, cause why the fuck not.
Everybody says that but everybody who says that doesnt live in a town of under 7k
When ethnic cleansing round 2
watch dbz super
i havent caught up on it all the way yet but i heard its amazing
it's kind of okay
You could always go somewhere else? Usually what I do is go to bars/clubs. Granted those are only for a night.
I used to be able to grab the torrents from Taiga and they showed up in Deluge, but now they don't wanna show up in Deluge any more. I just installed Transmission and it somewhat works there though. Wat do?
2late, BadFox already making me watch Konosuba.
God help me.
Sometime soon hopefully in time for the Hajj
does test even work tho
live in a town with one bar
be not old enough to go into it
don't have liscense to drive
Not right now, no. Just in school, and summer lasts another what, month?
dont use that word
ikt would i consider you my friend
good luck buddy
dbz is my shit dude
when i get high as fuck i love it
Ah, yes! I now remember, thanks for joggin the noggin
I was thinking "wtf" to that sleeping pattern
Ah, crashing an Airbus A380 full of pork into that cube.
DBZ is great
dragonball super is kind of alright
The Hit fight as the only thing I really got into so far
And the trunks arc has some real feels
Well now you're just fucked. Also not your own towns bar of course, go a town over, shiet.
I usually do an hour and a half subway to the main city in Korea for my weekends.
If I had a job that forced me to wake up at 2AM I'd quit in a week. This just happens to me. I don't sleep well.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WE NEED THIS
you have until september to prepare. Crusade my beauties
Am I on a list now
My list of qts
ikt no cry
But DDY typesetting yo
I shall hikineet binge Re:Zero after dinner
i broke a string
Probably the E string Huh
post lewds and i'll forgive you
i twisted the wrong way
and now i'm just sitting here crying
Feel bad for laughing
I don't even into Deluge
The D? ;)
Or the G? ; )
You should be ashamed
there's so many lies in that..
loco doesnt have a pesni LMAO
No, it's not funny
are they a cute girl?
it's not? then why did I laugh?
when the hot bowl touchs your bare skin
I'm not cute.
do you even cook for youself?
Maybe because you are a sick person with ASPD
It could have been you in the crowd... it's not funny...
My partner left, wanna play?
what is ASPD? that sounds like one of those conditions Alice brainwashed you into believing you had for a while..
I don't really see what brought this up but I do sometimes
Usually I end up eating at my friend's place or at work
Or grabbing some ready made kitchen food
But I have spaghetti and chicken and beef and shit
why do you ask
Blood chan is an ASPD
IF I SAY UR CUTE UR CUTE
usually when I cook for myself I use a flame that tends to turn things hot. I end up dealing with the heat a lot and sometimes burn myself, that's why I asked lol
Sorry I was picking up on something that wasnt there
What do you enjoy cooking?
I have no idea what it is either
There's a special place in Hell for people like you
i just opened a legendary epic steambot bastion skin just now
usually just a burger or steak tbh. i'm not as good as I'd like to be. you?
I'm glad you stopped talking to her
Well I hope you have a nice time there....
Me too... she was very manipulative..
Gonna main him now?
I feel like she's part of why you stopped talking to me on Steam..
but i had to pull a disgusting torb to win the end one one match
The end always justifies the means
Got invited by one of my euro friends tho so bbl
I've got a thing for Chicken
I used to live with my dad in Cedar Rapids at age 14 or so before i moved down here
He was pretty strange when it was just him and I living there, weird diet and excersize habits and just general life
We'd eat alot skinles chicken breasts and I got a taste for that stuff and working at kfc makes Baked Chicken alot tastieter
whats your jobl like? you ever get stuck in the fast food era or llike in a nice kitchen?
thankfully i got one POTG today
out of 30+ games...
oh right yea, i love chicken too
never worked at a fast food place or restaurant in my life and honestly don't want to. most of my work has just been building/demolishing/kicking people out of their homes..
one summer I worked on the highway and my buddy found a pipe bomb that was laying on the ground next to me one evening
half asleep on a pile of dirt
friend asks if I found a random pipe that I laid next to me
bomb squad shows up 10minutes later and I gave no fucks
You always talked to her about me and I think they hate me
COOL STORY BRO
so yesterday I found a Hypno and transferred it as soon as I could. just like everything else I caught yesterday
Biggest Dick award goes to my stepmom
Just ate 3 tendies. I feel awful but they tasted great
drumsticks double as great back scratchers
They hate you because you associated with me
They hate everybody
What is a tendy?
Are you on their list too?
kek de la kek
How could anybody hate me?
How come they don't like you?
she stopped replying to my e-mails
a delicious chunk of friend, breaded meats
implying there's a list
They don't like her because she goes into their chat and tells people to kill themselves.
To be fair
Nobody likes Blood chan either
I feel like a nerd
all of my friends keep saying so many nerds are out playing pokemon and they dont want to go out and actually get them until its past midnight
They probably only actually care about that because some people there are a bit unstable and eventually might. lol
I uhm.. hello I am a person
It's honestly kinda hard to hate people that you don't even know exist.
She's not very likeable, is she? At least she's entertaining.
That's a pretty valid reason to care about that, so.
i like bc
ah man but
If we're going into that terriotory
Then how can we really even know that anybody exists
That's pretty Heavy bruh
1/3rd of the internet is playing pokemon go
the other 2/3rds are complaining about pokemon go
And I'm just jere waiting for no mans sky like
listening to a7x and playing the drums
it's like i'm in middle school again but not dumb
It is. Not surprised if they're banned from the site either. I assume some just get used but get genuine help from time to time. If I had more time and felt comfortable there I'd be there a LOT more trying to help them
tomorrow we vote on our greenhouse shit again
raking in 1mil+ a year
Nah bruh, I meant it more as in, "who even are you people, and how would you be on a list when nobody knows your name"
I can understand that
that's a good point
I like to think of the identities here as their on people
Except for soto, Grim and colbert
they are irl people
I guess you have a point...
I have no clue... one day Bard told Alice I was MGD's friend and it all went downhill from there
You ate your friend?
dude im reading all the shit i did in band back in middleschool. was i really this dumb? maybe i was just distracted by all the girls we had who played the flute.. yeah.. that was totally it..
my band teacher made a joke about my grip on the drum stick and everyone took it as a good thing
i miss band.
Isn't my otouto kawaii af? ;3
She doesn't like MGD either?
If you had an otou, you'd understand. n////n
Maybe a tiny bit
here you go
If by tiny you mean a whooooole lot
Not really... I don't know why either. Bard was spasing out in her chat and made everyone band wagon hate MGD
I have a father
Couldn't -possibly- be the begging for attention because(despite knowing that you're almost certainly an evil individual) you still feel like you're the one that's been wronged, animal abuse/murder, and being an emotionally destructive hurricane that makes people not like you. None of that, right?
Onnanokos are more kawaii
I think I'm uncut.
I said otou, not otousan - little brother!
I think he'd make a kawaii onnano.
jesus fuck she is so cute what the fuck
MGD is pretty vapid
Not sure where you got your facts there
considering MGD posted in that chat and was welcomed and well liked much to my dismay
lol found an old unopened magazine I got from Zildjian back in 2007
they wanted to give me free cymbals to use at home because I was gud
probably forgot because I was only thinking about how much I wanted to fuck whats her face
lol spent like 5k on my drumset too. coulda used those free cymbals
Sorry but I don't know what you're talking about. I know right? Even Kon said MGD was a cool person. Bard was so doped up he couldn't tell the difference between his dream and reality
I wish I had a lil' brother or sister... I'm the youngest in my family and get picked on a lot
Then why is she perma banned?
Doped up? Bard is into drugs?! omg..
I didn't want to believe it too but... yes, it's true
I left when they let Haikus in
This is what happens when a man loses his FUCKING BLUEBERRIES.
At least you and I don't..
HANDS IN THE AIR, GIBBE THE BLEWBEWWIES
I did the same thing you did
Bed is too tempting
Did you have troubles with Haikus too?
You don't? Well I'm proud of you
I've long since dropped this
but I would gladly anyday Cut ties with anybody w likes MGD
What a self absorbred Hedonist Cunt
I hope he gets stabbed by acks of niggers
Very, I wanna stay but I can't. How's your game <3
Cutting ties with anyone for emerly associating with a poster uyou dislike is very immature bard.
You.. You don't either though, right??
MGD wasn't a bad person and you shouldn't have thrown away our friendship because I said "hi" to him once
I guess that's what being 16 is for
who is mgd
DONT ASK THAT SCARLET YOU FUCK
DONT YOU DARE ASK
why haven't you committed suicide yet?
Obviously You were doing alot more than saying Hi to him once
This is the last words that will be said about it
yeah thats how i feel about bloodchan
GO GYM, YOU SHIT
Not even funny
I ate one pot brownie and drank one can of beer
A can of beer that Bard was friends with, he was pretty high back then
They are the same Person I'm like 85 percent sure
Ana is beyond fun to play, one game in and already put an ulting Mcree to sleep lol
Fun but I think the novelty is wearing off now
I wanted to play Devilian but you weren't on :c
you're fiesty today arent you lil boy?
did u have a bad day lil guy?
personally i find the idea of befriending a beer can degenerate in all forms
GJ, Eva. ^^
What? him helping me with my math homework? come on already, you know I was 100% loyal to you
Lenko has a tiny dick, my sources say.
add my batter nettu
no joking about listening to them and liking them back then either
i had my drumset in my room and i'd play CoD while playing drums and people would get PISSED when i had my mic on
how was the brownie? kinda wanna sm0ke with you
drinking is fun sometimes
YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME
I WAS LONELEY
he's tiny in every aspect
An irrelevant poster that would "stutter" in his posts and e-dated a few people. Outside of these two things he was completely unnoticeable.
mgd was way more crucial in making this community than you or me, test
a-ahh.. I'm sorry
Want to play in a little bit ? We must get to the next dungeon
Hi again Bubbly
Lenko is a manlet.
I may not dislike you but I don't think I like you enough for that
tfw parents would buy me all these and I'd just use them 24/7 and snapped them all
i forget who it was that did it but someone had the ink on like 500 sticks be of his blood and I thought that was the coolest thing ever but my parents never got them for me ;__;
i think he just needs to take a big poo poo and he'll feel all better
not sure what to do about being so tiny though... im sure he'll figure it out)))
u oughta feel bad for him huh?
what did you see in a beer can? what brand was it?
If you say so. Are you sure you don't just say that cause he's an oldfag?
tfw you're a secret oldfag and nobody has figured it out yet
lenko is a huge autist who kind of deserves everything he gets
Hows it hangin?
Stop picking on him, he's sensitive.
no one actually cares to figure it out
mgd basically created the whole stutter animeposting era
Joey Jordinson from Slipknot
oh. weird that I didn't even had an idea that it was him. also the fuck is up with that name? unoriginal as fuck if you ask me
tfw youre a newfag and nobody as found out yet
I think he needs to get over his napoleon complex to be fair friendos
Is she menstrating? : ^ )
Not too shabby.
Glad you're liking the new hero.
I'm only kidding, MGD is an old poster who dated Bard
The brownie was awful... it didn't even have real pot in it. It had K2 which made me really sick for a week
I don't plan on smoking or drinking anymore
it was fun toying with the idea and freaking people out when i started posting though..
bebop is a fuckin newfag
would u let lenko be ur lil dude?
We honestly do not care.
Nah You're full of shit
You didn't even stick around to watch the eeffects
MGD was one of the least influential posters of all times
The role of Thread Slut was well filled by ManaFlan before they came around
They dudn;t have a unique personality and Didn't ontribute very heavily to thread discussion
DON'T TALK!!!! SHIT!
why would you e-date anyone from here especially a beer can?
show me imperial evidence for proofs dvatch cyka)))))
She's a nice change to the current supports, Lucio of which is like the best lol though with all the buffs Mercy is even better same with Zenyatta
but slipknot is horrible..
that sounds hella suggestive
I don't even know what that means.
bard youre triggered
K2 doesn't produce effects as an edible And cannot be used to Cook with
If you used the raw herbs from Spice to cook with, they would taste bad but effectts wouldn't be gained
you should take the risk and do it all with me anyway<3
I think it's weird that I knew 5 people from here outside of this place and we never once said we all came here and just naturally found out we did years later
wasn't talking shit. i just didn't think it was him for some reason
wanted those drum sticks really bad and still remembered it 7years later
They are y the best band my state has ever produced
I don't think he was the first person to do that. Or even the one that popularized it. He's just the only one that refuses to stop.
when do you wanna play
im really fre*king high
I dont like thtem but they are from iowa
im sober but i can get high
fair warning i have to play minecraft whenever this server drops so i will drop everything to be part of the lag fest
Back to work.
Have you tried out the ptr?
have to play minecraft
you dont UNDERSTAND
round tipped sticks
actually rounded like that
No clue why I really wanted them and glad my parents didn't get me them. Sure I was sad I never got them but it would have ended up being a waste of their money.
I don't even know where the heck Iowa is
It sounds like it's up north somewhere. probably like 45hours east of me,saying this purely because Idaho is up north too
tfw Pharah calls Mercy mommy
Iowa Is like DeadCenter America
Right next to nebrask
Yeah just tell me when
At least no one might get shot in your case, bae
oh wow only 25hours away
that seems weird to be there. not being within at least 5hours of the ocean is weird to me
MERCY WILL NEVER BE UR MUMMY
add my batter nettu
Maybe she wouldn't disown you like your actual parents
Businesses are jumping on Go like fucking crazy
Oh you run two of the heroes to get buffed? Do you want to know Mercy and Dva's buffs?
but my parents haven't disowned me o.O?
KEEP ME POSTED
somewhat glad i don't show up on this website
wow dude because this wasn't a thing before pokemon go was out
oh well, i guess people need a reminder to do good things in life
tfw nobody here doing shit but every place in downtown is marked
They must be inhumanly patient
That's what you get for living in bumfuck nowhere
The ocean is creepy
I went to the gulf of mexico and it felt like I was standing on the edge of the world
And I could still see land out there in the distance
I cant imagine the left or right ones
Shit like this is new to me
Not everyone lives in the land of the free and good will
Jews gonna taint this soon enough
I'll savage you, just with an r instead of an s
i dont really communicate with my family much besides a phone call or a text message once a week
got a bunch of money from my family for my bday was p nice, and im gonna go see them for xmas
my family are bleeding heart liberals, u rly think they'd disown someone?
i just play overwatch ._.
Right now !
i just play overwatch ._.
And characters in Overwatch are getting buffed
what is so complicated here
Probably not, unfortunately
i just actually play the game.
Yeah Mercy's damage boost is being upped from like 20% extra damage to 50% extra damage her ult is going to take longer to charge, some boosts to survive-ability and movement. Dva's defense matrix is going to be like Rein's shield how you can turn it on and off cooldown is down to 1 second unless the thing takes too much damage, her ult charges faster and explodes quicker plus it no longer kills the Dva that sets it off
Yeah bae <3
living in middle of nowhere
town is filled with shit
other people who live in nowhere actually don't get shit
feels good to be cis white male
I love the ocean. being lost at sea, be it swimming or on a boat is cool and scary
m8 I used to think the whole planet was small as fuck because grew up in Hawaii. I seriously thought that "those huge things called continents" were like at most 3 times the size of the big island.
move here then
looked myself up and i got nothing. is it because i haven't played in a while or just since i haven't logged in on that site?
no longer allahu akbar
this is what i meant when i said the midwest was shit btw
yay Diva is OP!
/ratchet ass bitch
You're a god damn injun, Hitler would have shipped your ass to a camp
Only if Trump wins
tbh I rather be able to stand on my own exploding mech and taunt as it goes boom without dying lol just incase potg
I wouldn't say that she certainly is much more useful than ever but op would be iffy, certainly puts her back into the run for best tank
lol Nerd, hows it been hangin?
weird. i had just tried searching for myself and nothing came up
still looks like a place you would see in oregon though
i'm visibly white. more native than i am white yet nobody treats me like it, not that it actually matters
i've participated in my fair share of "kill haole day"'s though
she is best tank
oregon is fine except for THIS FUCKING SHIT
that makes energy redic overpriced
reaper ult+ ana boost + Lucio speed boost = new meta
It's hanging. Gotta leave in like an hour to go see a few rooms I might rent out, gonna be on the road for like 6 hours today so bleh
You know they'd check that genealogy boy
but its cheap af here and we got hella good deals because of facebook/apple putting all their datacenters here. wait maybe you just mean in portland lmao
Hitler would have done X to you
You don't know what he would have done since he never touched any of us and didn't have an actual plan for anyone who wasn't gay or deserved itJews/gypsiesPOLES
sure his end goal might have been to exterminate everyone who wasn't what he was as superior but I'd do my best to see to it his drug habit made him realize he was what he hated.
being a hypocrite and a faggot
p sure he was a cuck and actually did have a small dick like many people believed.
Jeez no need to get all history crazy, I was just making a joke
>tfw my family are Germans from an area that is now Poland
which countries haven't invaded Poland yet?