TF2 comic 6 finally fucking out jesus christ

Justin Nguyen
Justin Nguyen

Didn't see a thread on this in the catalog
TF2 comic #6 is finally out
if anyone still cares at this point

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http://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/
http://i.imgur.com/MR4DigB.jpg
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ring_of_Fired
Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

http://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

There was another thread but it died, just like the game.

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

if anyone still cares at this point
no, no one does. no one has for years and I don't have the faintest idea why you'd think otherwise.

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

I care

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

The comic always seemed decent, but the game is such a zombie mockery of its former self, I can't be assed to care.

Daniel King
Daniel King

This sums up the comic

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

promised comic releases bi-monthly
joked about comic releases being bi-monthly
They don't even address the late release at this this point

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

And once again the Medic is the only reason to read this
If people don't feel like sitting through it all, Soldier, Scout and Demoman still go through the Adventure Time tier humor, Miss Pauling is forcing herself into MC role worse than Rohan Kishibe and the zigzaggin' of mood is way too easy to see coming from one panel to the other.
Again though, Medic is great.

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

ripping off venture bros this hard

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

The demo thing was altight and sniper/spy was good, pnly the soldier was stupid and that's sadly his thing

the whole comic is a venture bros ripoff

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

Well thats like, just your opinion, man.

Leo Gomez
Leo Gomez

The entire comic, down to the fucking covers, is a ripoff of something else. And they even have the gall of claiming it's "just references lol"

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

So, with seemingly almost all the big villains ded, and almost everything resolved, it's time to finally point out the elephant in the room:

What the fuck has the administrator been trying to work up and set up towards all this time, to need to use the city of the idiots to get it all done?

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

Its probably a big update reveal, which would be a miracle and would explain why VALVe doesnt care. But thats just me hoping.

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

Maybe it'll be just one final grand finale update. Valve's tired of working on the game, and most people have declared the game dead or started playing Overwatch instead.

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

Knowing Valve, that wont happen. Unless its the announcement of TF3 or a remaster of TF2.

The game will see a period of glory again, I am sure.

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

ripping off venture bros
Really? I've never seen the show, but that picture makes a strong case.
Pretty much, I miss original TF2's humor. I repeat this every "what killed TF2" thread, but I can't get over the plugs running the entire intel room and getting into two separate sockets for no reason and never getting addressed.
Probably a new map and a final game mode. Final in the sense that they'll just release periodic cosmetic updates rather than work on the game at all.

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

I really cannot find the difference in humor or I am a really apathetic person.

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

You wanna know how we beat you?
I honestly have no fucking clue

Shit, I miss the pre-F2P and cosmetics era

Sebastian Richardson
Sebastian Richardson

no edits to make zhanna actually naked and not a barbie doll

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

yet

Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

Are you so starved for thick and muscle girls you need to edit tumblr art for the missing features? There's like entire pixiv tags dedicated to that. You deserve better than this.
Nah I feel ya, these are funny but not in a I'd read them again kinda way.
Remember when the Soldier couldn't tell fantasy from reality, except his reality was abiding to given rules? I fucking hate that now he's right when he blurbs non-sequiturs. It kills the mood.

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

Thats the only difference I find, instead of Soldier being LULSORANDUM, he was just unhinged off reality. The WAR comic was a good one.

Also, its not that tumblr-ey, no red nose, and the facial expressions are alright.

Colton Foster
Colton Foster

I got you user

http://i.imgur.com/MR4DigB.jpg

Gavin White
Gavin White

no soldier dick
worthless

Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

caring

I pity you

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

counter sage

Zachary King
Zachary King

I wonder who they'll turn into a lesbian otherkin this time.

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

Man, I miss tf2. I have over 1000 hours, but the CS:GOYIM update with weapon skins and picking up weapons, and the constant heavy nerfs for no reason made me finally drop it. I wish we had a tf2c server that wasn't run by autists.

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

To be honest, Heavy is a pretty shit class when your teammates suck. Soldier needs a nerf and so do the sticky bomb launchers except the Quickie.

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

Every class is viable, the problem is that, for one thing, people assume you can be a one man army all the time when there's a time for killing and a place for positioning and doing your class' job, for the other the balance relies on buffs, nerfs and sidegrades instead of the main class' role being taken into account.

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

I wish the game had added more classes, would be interesting. But I am already having problems remembering how to play each class.

I practice with a class a lot, I get around it and become bretty gud with it, but then I forget how to play another one, learn that one, and rinse and repeat. I have a phobia of playing Soldier because I suck at 1v1ing other Soldiers because of my autism with pulling out shotgun when outta rocket ammo. And I hate playing Engie since I have to choose between Jag, Stock, and Gunslinger.

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

I liked the two Heavies fighting each other and Scout dying in Tom Jones'/Spy's arms but there were a lot of glaring problems between this and the other issues, I guess that's what happens when it takes 3 years to finish a 6-part comic series

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

Wait, 3 years?

No user, thats not possible…

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Ring_of_Fired
August 27, 2013

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

tfw Dasboschitt fell of the face of the earth
tfw stupid shit like this won't be a thing ever again

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

NO FUCKING WAY

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

The Southern Hospitality is usually considered the best pick. 20% weakness to fire, bleed for 5 seconds on hit. You don't encounter that many pyros if you play defensively, so it's basically stock but with the bonus of being able to track cloaked spies with the bleed.

Gunslinger can be good with the Frontier Justice for saving up crits, but it's only effective if you can avoid dying and are good with the shotgun.

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

I am good with the shotgun, but I dislike pairing the FJ + Gunslinger, seems like a big crutch. Just the FJ alone makes me loathe myself.

Southern Hospitality is good, but I dont have it and its not the problem in question. I am torn whether its better to use the stock, which is an amazing wrench, or the jag, which while is good for playing offense and setting things up quickly, is shit at getting rid of sappers, and a reason why I never played Engie for quite a while

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

rohan kishibe did nothing wrong

Nathan King
Nathan King

I just realized, if the TF2C Engineer is apparently Dell's dad, wont he be angry at Spy for killing him?

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

if the TF2C Engineer is apparently Dell's dad
It's a pretty big if though. The TFC team are older than the TF team, but probably only by about 10 years. Most of the TF team are probably in their early to mid 40s.
The TFC team is still combat ready, but only just, so I'd put them in their middle to late 50s or maybe 60s.
Dell would probably be on the older end of the spectrum, so for the TFC engie to be his dad he'd need to be at least in his late 60s, if not 70s.

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

Even better, there's still one more part left.

Connor Cooper
Connor Cooper

Thats obvious user.

However, the fact so many updates were delayed and the comic took so much time says there might be a pretty huge update.
The only ones I am sure that are on their fourties are Heavy and Soldier.

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

Dell supposedly has four(?) PhDs, which take roughly 8 years each to earn. Even assuming he could do two at a time that's 19 years in university. Assuming he started at 20 that makes him 39 before he graduates.

James Miller
James Miller

If I heard right, Scout's mom is like, in her fifties or something, and has had 8 kids

Brayden Collins
Brayden Collins

Also, how much I hope if this next update makes you be able to play with remastered TFC mercs, that would be fucking golden. Maybe with different stats too.

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

Scout's only in his 20s, so I guess Spy must be in his 40s or 50s. Do you think he gave her all eight kids?

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

scottish resistance needs a nerf
That's probably the only sticky launcher that truly fits demoman role though.

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

I am pretty sure he did.
Oh right, the sticky launcher that is so shitty that I forgot about its existence.

I dont know guys, bar the part where soldier covers himself in honey with the russian cyka, the comic was a good read.

Bentley Gonzalez
Bentley Gonzalez

I like the resistance, it's extremely great on choke control provided a person pays attention

Nolan Bailey
Nolan Bailey

Its fun but utterly ineffective. Its very campy, and against a skilled team, the chokepoints switch so much its useless

The Huo Long Heater is a similar gun. It might be good for getting rid of Scouts and Spies, but it sucks as anything else. On the other hand, the Eviction Notice is never used but an amazing melee if you use it well.

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

The announcer used to be a real qt.

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

was about to say

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

If you didnt see it, on the last group shot, Medic is holding a baboon

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

Rule 35

Joshua Reed
Joshua Reed

I guess you're right, thinking about it people would only fall for a premature det trap only so many times. Wish that it had a bit less of a delay on arming. Or that it was at least instant on self damage.

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

Demoman is the only class which probably has only good stock item, and its the sticky launcher, the Grenade Launcher theorically two shots Soldiers, but since its so inaccurate, relying on the 4 hit kill sticky launcher is better. Its also why the Loch N Load is so used.

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

Iron Bomber is pretty good, it's got a longer fuse(?) but it doesn't roll making for good use on jumping or holding areas when sticks aren't available.

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

What did he mean by this?

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

Shorter fuse, and its pretty good. But thats not the issue, the issue is that the normal Grenade Launcher is simply inferior to all the other sidegrades.
Scout's death.

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

The TFC team was the best thing from this comic.

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

Constantine did it before venture bros

Daniel Ward
Daniel Ward

This one got a giggle out of me.

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

Scout's face reminds of that new tumblr Squirrel Girl art style.

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

Its Tumblr-styled, but its not as bad as that.

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

Alright, so, TFC takes place in 1930. Engie seems to be around his thirties, and TF2 takes place around 1972, and Dell is in his fourties. The only possible explanation is that it doesnt fucking matter.

Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

nice digits
how do you know TFC takes place in 1930? I thought it was more like post-WWII.

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

Because of the Catch Up Comic.

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

ah yeah, you're right

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

ebin

I am hyped after this comic.

Hudson Hall
Hudson Hall

I wish the game had added more classes, would be interesting. But I am already having problems remembering how to play each class.
I had this idea of a game mode that would be basically Highlander but each class has a subclass, so you could potentially have 3 Heavies on the team but said Heavies use a set of weapons/cosmetics that give them distinct stats compared to the other ones. Sort of like, if someone picked Stock Heavy, you could only play him and be on his team if you used Mafya Heavy or Native American Heavy. Even if the weapons themselves sucked balls, I thought it could make up for interesting match ups and shine some light on what makes the single weapons unfun or broken.
Isn't Jag + Eureka Effect switcheroo setups the go to for Highlander?
Dubs confirm

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

uhhh, I need help, I have this FT Sand Dune P250 that I want to get rid of, for any TF2 skins, sounds weird, especially here, but no one else wants to trade for it

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

I never got an Eureka Effect.

Carson James
Carson James

Its still not over
For fucks sake

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

I am hoping they wrap it up quickly, and the update gets here soon.

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

It's Respawn rooms
Team Fortress 2: Respawn comes out on steam
It's eSports bullshit for gay hipsters

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

why do you care about this autism?

Levi Martinez
Levi Martinez

no pubic hair
on the Russian She-Bear

You had one job

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

Eviction Notice
I used to swear by the Killing Gloves of Boxing for the chain crits it gives in pubs, but lately I've been using the tickle mitts since it can stun ubers.
But what makes the Eviction Notice good?

Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

Killing Gloves of Boxing for the chain crits
Remind me.

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

Slight speed boost, less than the Gloves of Running Urgently but still pretty good. You get a speed boost on hit, and much faster hit speed. So basically you can melee someone extremely fast and keep up the speed boost.

Vid related is a guy using it pretty effectively in a pub (which doesn't say much, but you can see how it could be useful)

James Wilson
James Wilson

The speed boost is nice but at that close range you can just blow them away with the minigun.

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

They changed it completely from its original inception, now it makes 25 metal teleporters and lets you teleport freely but it gives you less metal from drops, it's really great to sneak in pubs and for quick setups, not much else to it.

Go to a X10 server and equip it, more often than not people will emulate you or go Stock Knife Spy and see the maddening number of punches thrown to kills achieved ratio go sky high.

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

CAN I JUST SAY
THE PERSOB THAT OWNS A SUNBEAMS TIPPED LID IS A FUCKING FAGGOT AND I HATE HIM.

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

I use Jag near-exclusively, I don't notice it being any worse at removing sappers. It takes an extra swing but the extra swing speed means you get it off in about the same amount of time.

William Ortiz
William Ortiz

best grill?
best grill.

Ethan Martin
Ethan Martin

was it worth the weight?

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

Seems like the writer didn't go through with Ham fisting miss pauling into being gay. Not yet at least.

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

Puppysky
nice

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

It's dead, Jim
Just like the rest of the game

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

It's dead
Just updated
Is your brain okay user?

Ryan Ward
Ryan Ward

No, his brain stopped working so he is technically a retarded zombie.

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

I've never seen the show
You are doing yourself a disservice man.

Josiah James
Josiah James

stopped watching it after the clone bullshit and they tried to be "deep"
tfw I'm still okay with that decision
I liked it better when they were just riffing old 70s cartoons. That show got way to big for it's britches and tried to appeal to the normalfags in the worst way.

Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

That's a real shame, because the show kept getting better and better.

Jace White
Jace White

to be concluded

What comes first, HL3 or the end of this comic?

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

These look nothing alike you fucking moron.

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

Writers got cucked. I watch all seasons in a row, you could tell when it happened.
Now they have shit like Samson loving getting his ass rode by wonderwowMAN

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

imgur
/reddit/index.html

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

Is that Midna?

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

nigna

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

actually giving a shit about valve
actually giving a shit about tf2 after it's been killed off with all the retarded updates
kek

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

Why are they so afraid to show a character's tits?
Who the fuck cares anymore, it's not like it's anything particularly shocking considering how many people watch porn on a daily basis.

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

LOL?

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

Only thing I cared about in this series, if just barely. Funny enough this came out a few days after expressing my hope that they just kill the game and finish the comic.
Best scene was probably scout's death. rest of it was alright. Hope they actually finish it.

Samuel King
Samuel King

11695355(checked)
LOL

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

anyone got the average scout player vs average heavy player image?

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

subtle

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

here you go, sport
had to dig it up from the very dead pile that is /tf2/

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

Thank you, dad.

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

From what I found (A quick google), not much happened that day historically. So probably just a joke about scouts death.

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

/co/ still gives a shit

teck no

what the fuck was her problem?

No one is modeling them for SFM
never ever

Bentley Ortiz
Bentley Ortiz

Pyro Mains
Degreaser, only uses airblast
Has a DeviantART, F-List, Furaffinity and E621 account
Legally has autism, but identifies with 30 "self-diagnosed" illnesses, mental and physical
Wears stockings and little girl clothes, has anime and Steven Universe posters everywhere
"rawr! x33"

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

literally me xD

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

Thats us fam. normals are normal people

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