Pick 3 images at random and the guy under you makes an idea for a game out of the pics you posted.
Pick 3 images at random and the guy under you makes an idea for a game out of...
Five Nights at Freddy's Garfield Edition, where you look in the monitor to guide Garfield around in his limo to avoid it crashing into ditches.
My pick is these three
A game where you play as a totally radical dude from the 90s and work your way up the corporate ladder only to get stopped by socialism and proprietary software.
jRPG - plays like Valkyrie Profiule.
A berserk spin off where clown piece becomes an apostle and ends with her perfectly recreating the end of Eva in Gensokyo. Plays like Drakengard 3.
A cute loli must escape a Yoko Taro game before she goes super crazy and turns into the villain
shit nigger that is hype as fuck.
I doubt I'll get dubs but this is the most appropriate image I have for how I feel about that
You play as a mercenary in a PMC during the Texas-Israeli War when all of a sudden a Jew sorcerer is called in and takes advantage of your lack of defense against magicka.
A game where you travel around 3rd world country during winter on a customisable motorcycle, dig through trash and sell that to upgrade your ride.
Tank Loli and her sidekick Lynx kitten must defeat the evil hordes of 1980's henchmen who only use ak's. But at the very end of the game Lynx kitten turns against Tank loli because he's Lynx from Chrono Cross. Some shit happens and now the game is considered to be Xenosaga/gears episode 8.
Trash can man and his best buddy, walking pants must beat Kuntakinte and his African biker gang in a race across the sharia desert.
I give up.
You turn smug dogs into hot dogs by burning them with your big fuckoff tank.
dude weed lmao game where you must eat a lot and work off all the bullshit you ate when you were high in ridiculously extreme ways
it would play like chuchu rocket combined with wii fit
and now I really want to make this.
*Your big, upside-down, fuckoff tank. My bad.
A racing game in an alternate timeline where in the seventies there are flying cars and you race your goofy friends. The winner gets a pizza and beer and seventies rock comprises the soundtrack.
Weeaboo Reddit simulator?
You are exiled from Hell to commit mass genocide in the name of the pancake goddess.
Please, anyone? I even got trips on the second one!
GTA/True crime game set in a rural American county. Past times include flying in your grandpa's farm plane, hanging out with rednecks and driving an imported race car.
IHOP loli goes on a genocide crusade on normalfags and creates the 4th Reich.
You play as a sleep agent who was discovered cyrogenically frozen in New Swabia and is reintegrated into society but still see the Jew's true form. While in hiding you meet up with your granddaughter who inherited your old world Aryan abilities and you try to the get the chemicals out of people's bodies so they can see the blight upon this world. No idea on gameplay.
No fucking idea, maybe an autistic nigger who has delusions about anime but no idea on gameplay.
Gameplay is Shenmue with My Summer Car. You play as some sick cunts in early 90s Kansas trying to build a car to venture the woods fast and a plane for reconnaissance to capture the goatman.
Former Gulf War vet is dejected at the state of the world peace agreement and decides to get into computers but than realizes that world peace is a lie and he must fight the political elite through cyber warfare, gameplay is Uplink but you have to move around or else the CIA will find you.
You play as a /pol/ newfag who jacks off to anime but one day suffers a heart attack and is confined to a hospital bed. Confront your past demons and problems to become a true Aryan uberman if god gave you another chance at life. Gameplay is dungeon-crawling and platforming, anime girl works like Navi from LoZ but evantually becomes more hostile and berating as you continue the game cleaning your act until she disappears.
A third-person hentai shooter where you play as a cute nazi girl on a quest to destroy a cabal of jewish necromancers who have taken over the world with their army of carpet-hungry zombie dykes.
Watch me not post any pictures or submit any game ideas. Get fucked, bitch.
Sims set in the 90s. A playthrough where goth girl gets a Chad with an expensive boat and a car.
final fantasy XV
A strategy game set during WW2. You're playing as Germany. Your goal is to conquer the world. The problem is that everything is set up in alternate universe where there's only a handful of men left, so the fighting is done mostly by kawaii girls. You may have various researches, one of them includes mutant girls who are lustful for enemy women.
You are a gay lesbian ninja named acid rain out to defeat your arch nemesis, Ice T
You're a necromancer who wants to throw a bitchin party with your army of the dead. You have to prevent human meatbags from sneaking in at all costs.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure hentai dating sim
The Jojo's Bizarre adventure Part 5 PS2 game.
The world is ravaged by aim bot dinosaurs and sea creatures, you must fight back against them by out aim boting then. The only way to win is cheat with 3rd part cheating software.
It's a visual novel where goofy buff dudes fuck the absolute shit out of girls and the dialog is ridiculous. You laugh but by the end there is a lingering feeling in the back of your head that you got cucked. The game was laughing at you the whole time.
STALKER but with pagan lolis.
Russia has conquered the world with the powers of hell. Only powerful pagan magics stand any hope of defeating them. You play a Knight of Tzchernobog in what was once the Ukraine, fighting off mutant gopniks and bydlo. Can you battle your way to Moscow's foul heart and finally end the reign of Vladimir the Black?
You play as two delinquents forced to help out at a pizza shop after harassing a schoolgirl, gameplay is going around the city trying to deliver the pizza you made on time with some beat-em-up from punks trying to rob you and hitting on girls who come into the store.
Game about spec operations of pagan slavic armed waifu forces!
You're a corrupted AI lost in the afterlife, and are searching for anything resembling a god. It's a surreal adventure game with crude graphics that leave a lot up to the imagination.
An RTS where Fukushima radiation has turned deadly Australian animals into kaiju. The player is in charge of an army of /pol/acks and the goal is to drive the kaiju back to the pacific ocean before they reach the east coast and devour god-emperor Trump.
You play as a mechanic that has to pimp out his land boat in a '70s suburb
Trump hires hackers on steroids to kill all the gays and the faggots
A Berserk spin off with looney tunes characters set in medieval times. You use magic to go deeper into the story line but then you wake up and it was all in your head
Dropped my gameu
Blood Siren like Series
Play as an SJW, full blown SJW
Trump is elected and he's everything they think he is (mass hangings in the street, pullings triggers on every nigger)
You must survive as a brown muslim feminist trans in LITERAL hitlers world
all races have homogenized - you're a russian furfag and must HACK TIME ITSELF to destroy the finnish communist "master race" before their leader can rise to power, said leader rose to power by hacking all the artificial wombs with evil commie magic and mind-controlling everyone before they are even born.
best part this is the plot to Death Stranding
TruthSeeker is Hideo Kojima confirmed?
makes sense to me, they both want to fulfill the Boss's vision for a world without borders
mein gott/tv/ is best /b/ board right now
>implying it hasn't always been
>implying /tv/-present isn't simply a glib facsimile of /tv/-past and /tv/-pre-baneposting
You're an arabian mercenary hired to cause havoc in modern art museums.
golden axe with really-in depth character creation and dark-neofuture-fantasy elements to it
or maybe I am thinking of Altered Beast
That's EVE online, faggot
Israeli Business Man simulator? You have to silence the goyim with guilt while push your agenda on them - black people and
car rape(?) by raping their cultural icons (such as knight rider, and buses).
I've never played Eve Online; The Post
Is that Kimbo slice?
Also you play as the REAL Allie forces (African Women) who drive a truck of peace (in which they all sit at the back because racism) lead by a jewish camp survivor to take down literal hitler (who looks exactly like Trump)
Robot Uprising Happens
They're better than humans
Some Humans realise this and actually aid the bots in the extermination
It's just /tv/
A game where you try to survive an insurgency on a colony ship? There are no survivors.
The Media owns you. :NWO Edtion
Singularity being achieved incites race riots and makes memes real.
Lain and kek team up to purge commies with internet Gematria
tfw you forgot you still had the flag on and are cancer now
At least you're not using :^).
You sit on a couch drinking beer with your waifu and get into swordfights with people who think she should be their waifu.
A slice of life VN about smug grils bullying a war veteran.
Coldsteel the Hegehod is sent on a special mission to assasinate George Soros and to massacre BLMers and thus making the world better place for everyone.
Deus Ex, set in the current year
Like rollercoaster tycoon, but you instead build organizations with different "goals" that are executed in an RTS fashion that are basically different means of destabilizing governments/economies (making money via shorting currencies/etc); while instantiating different subversive messages through these organizations/plots for the long term to make money off the misfortunes of others.
Your side goal is to destroy those who oppose you, and you can execute this via a multitude of edgy methods (assassination, blackmail, defamation, etc).
Edgey rollercoaster tycoon-esque RTS game, but instead of building rides; you assign tasks to your followers to create money off the misfortunes of others.
Gensokyo Strip Club Simulator
You play as a katana wielding fedoralord who must destroy his school and Kevin for bullying him (fuck you kevin) but the plane crash scene took place right above the school and now you get tangled up on a moral dilemma: wether to join Bane or CIA on the upcoming civil war cause by russian hackers
Edgey rollercoaster tycoon-esque RTS game, but instead of building rides; you assign tasks to your followers to create money off the misfortunes of others.
Sounds like dungeon keeper and evil genius.
phoenix wright overdoses on irony
Man and animal are in the wrong, it's up to Bob & Larry to peacefully talk them out of fighting before they escalate into a bigger conflict.
i'm picking completely random so don't blame me if it's a video
Looney Tunes characters unwittingly use post-modern absurdist chaos magick to rewrite reality, resulting in a world like what Epic Mickey was originally going to be. The result plays something like the Berserk games or a similar kind of hack and slash/character action game.
Say that my images three and four are a two parter.
a game where the grim reaper his in a photography class and has to take pictures of the park
Keijo!!!!!!!! and Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma crossover.
Russians hack the election and only one CIA man can work out who it is
As the lies unravel and the world around him shatters he finds himself caught between two worlds
One, his love of country and two, his love of planes
Will they both come crashing down?
Your doing it wrong
The game is set in duck Janah, which has been conquered by the infidel lich king. It's a physics driven vehicle builder where your goal is to build ragdolled medieval knights and soldiers to challenge the lich king, building their bodies/armors from different materials, adjusting their physics settings and setting up AI-controlled physics impulses to get them to move, fight and not fall over. TYour tutorial voiceover is a duck imam/duck Mohammed who has created a flock of robo helper ducks for soldier builders like you to call upon, and then when building your soldiers you get an effect of screaming Islamist roboducks exploding the parts of your soldier together.
Yeah, I am. Fuck
Your name: John Space.
Your mission: Destroy the Candiru of Arrakis with a soviet rocket by giving the taste of it's own medicine.
Your time: is now.
I don't get what the first picture is trying to say.
Is it trying to say that /pol/ is satire or that reddit is the "alt right" or something?
It's somewhat accurate. I'll admit I joined /pol/ for the same reason, I found people likeminded like me.
What it's missing is the next panel. I'm a Police Officer now. I'm fit. I feel happy. I'm not that neckbeard anymore. meanwhile others are fighting for the white race by cannibalizing
You play as a nigger tryin' get outta the hood
You be blattin' dem bustaz
Then you see it, your chance to get outta dis life
You fuck Milo and become a sextoy for him
It'd be a San Andreas Mod.
I thought it'd be more like a GTA meets Euro Truck Sim game where your goal is to seek employment in various (road?) jobs and then abuse the tools you're given for them to instead commit random, chaotic acts of crime in the streets. Get fired, falsify a new identity, start again, with the setting becoming progressively more lawless, crime-ridden and eventually Mad Max-esque as you commit more and more mad public stunts.
It's a F2P mobile phone game where you play as a high profile company's social media representative, working from home trying to make the company look good on Twitter. You'll be expected to do horribly and your company's performance will be expected to tank - the only way to do well is to burn F2P currency units, represented by randomly generated image mashups. How well you do doesn't affect your paycheck, however, and you can use the money from that to customize your in-game battlestation. You can then share screenshots of your battlestation on Twitter in real life, where you get F2P currency for every retweet your battlestation pictures get. You can also burn the F2P currency units to insert the image mashups they represent into your screenshots in the hopes that they'll make your screenshots get more retweets.
thats persona 4
the midnight channel
It's an open world game set in a quiet middle-American town where you play as a weeaboo highschooler/early twenties NEET edgelord. The town is being infiltrated by a Baneposting insurgency attempting to incite chaos among the town's residency so as to make the fire rise, and their representatives have pledged to help you if you swear to start acting out as the edgelord you're supposed to be. Accept their help and declare war on the town or become a vigilante hunting the Baneposting insurgency down from within the shadows. You start the game with a katana and combat is cuh-raayzy action game esque.
A game about young drag queens killing mexicans with british accents in the name of white perseverance.
I want to fuck that toy
point and click game where you play as jontron.exe, a computer AI working with the police to find out flaws in edited images
Japanese Bird must help Dudley retrieve the flaming death engine by playing Connect 4.
I would give everything to have the girl in the first pic dilacerate me.
4rth wall breaking mecha platformer where where the legendary orangebard travels across the dimensions in a walking statue of liberty in order to destroy all other cartoon mascots and be crowned god-president of all platformers.
Sorry I forgot to include this with my first post.
A WH40K game about the sisters of battle. Honestly, armor clad women killing scantily clad ones, autistic focus and ignoring sex, and spess ships.
It is the year 2084, John Carmack has completed work on the O.C.U.L.U.S. interface and is now in direct control of the Jew-Asian Aristocracy space fleet, his autistic intellect parsing petabytes of data and directing the fleet's efforts in the hunt for the neetist rebels who oppose the rule of Grand Merchant Zuckerberg.
You play as Senpai, a member of the neetist resistance, and under the guidance of Tay, your ship's AI, you must infiltrate the cyberspace under the guise of a barbarian semen demon. Your goal: to find and contact John Carmack and bring him back to the autistic fold. You will be opposed by the masses of the mulatto underclass, as well as the elite division of the Homosexual Tranny Armed Forces. The future of all free neetists of the galaxy depends on you, good luck Senpai.
This looks pretty much like Doom 2, but with a surrealistic layer of realistic graphics layered on top.
Generic demon on the left, final boss in the middle, with Doomguy on the right.
90's man who owns a boat
There really should be more vidya set in early post-Soviet Eastern Europe
You play as a demon game programmer, who needs special outfits to program in and sell vidyas like in Game Dev Simulator. You need to avoid people and focus on vidya programming, and there is an MGS3 style food system in which you need ketamine & bloody meat to survive. If you get too close to people you start to see shit, a la the insanity in Amnesia
You play as the villain, a deformed Will Smith. As a child he made a pact with an evil guitar in order to find fame and fortune as the world's greatest musician, but in exchange the guitar took several of his chromosomes. Now he travels the earth, stealing chromosomes from unborn children in an attempt to restore his body to its original state. Your journey is hampered by the police and the "antagonist": an autistic anime girl, one who you stole chromosomes from. Along the way you find a large variety of chromosomes to swap out whenever you need in order to change your abilities, or for sacrifice to your instrument in order to make it more powerful.
You are an Asian meme farmer.
You must cultivate your fields by hand in search for the rarest pepes, so that you may free your family from their eternal prison as goldfarmers.
It's half Rune Factory, half Cookie Clicker, but all retarded. Have fun :^).
Grand theft auto: Mount & Weeb edition
You play as the UK's top secret service agent and his tiny spider sidekick, with the royal family irreverently watching on as your mission control. The result is an action platformer sort of like a not-shit version of Uncharted, with puzzles and an absurdist espionage style vaguely ala Metal Gear Solid. Features minigames like the Clank parts of the Ratchet and Clank series where you play as the tiny spider sidekick and MGS-esque codec calls with the royal family and their butlers (who give you infodumps on military technology, insurgency tactics, etc).
3 images? Sounds familiar.
This is a prequel to where you play as said secret service agent's edgy father at the height of his glory as a secret agent in the early seventies. Features a punk-and-progressive-rock-pastiche atmosphere and the cheesiest one-liners.
You play as a spirit that feeds off of strong emotions, you do this by giving triggering dreams to libtards and tumblrinas by shitposting in their mind as they sleep.
play as an associated group cluster of people trying to influence the 2016 Ohio Caucus
the game has level of detail to the complaints of Ohio Voters
It's a time management game, ala Princess Maker, Academagia, Real Lives or Kudos. You play as a programmer being gaven increasingly impossible assignments which to complete you'll have to throw away every good habit you know of balancing work with personal life (the game will have Sims-esque "fun" and "social" motives - you have to either learn to ignore the debuffs you get for ignoring them or figure out ways of making your work masochistically "fun" and "fulfilling" for yourself), work longer hours than anyone ever should for any reason, and slowly start poisoning your body and your mind with drugs, horrible, desperate food choices, etc. As you degenerate further and further, the game becomes more and more nightmarishly surreal, Postal-esque (embed related), eventually picking up interface screw and starting to automatically replace your choices of what to do with ones that are more fucked up and self-destructive (at best) until you go completely murderously insane or dissociative, die, or go Ted Kaczynski and flee innawoods from the world around you.
This could work as an American Psycho videogame, actually.
You play as a manager who runs a mecha factory that happens to only hire women with nice asses. Build up your company and defend yourself with your best creations against hordes of heavily-armed marxist protesters that have arrived to take down your evil, capitalist factory. You get a eroge minigame where you can grope your hot employees if you double their paycheck that month. The higher the girl is on the corporate ladder, the more beautiful she is, the more you'll have to pay.
Yea or nay?
mite b gud
You play as a budding arms manufacturer in a dystopian anarcho-capitalist future building up a factory-cum-PMC and developing mecha, power armor, and other types of armaments to be sold on the market or to be kept for personal military use. The entire game is played in first person (company management is generally done through computers and tablets, sort of like Metal Gear Solid 5 or the terminal system in Bethesda/Zenimax Fallout), and while for the most part the game is a comfy factory sim (feat. semi-hidden sex scenes), you do get to go out personally on military assignments, riot control jobs, etc, wielding the armaments your factory produces. The primary antagonists of the game are those in charge of the status quo extending their control over the world through a growing public drive towards nominally-Marxist totalitarianism - one of the game's loss conditions is having your factory be seized and yourself be put to death by firing squad for bourgeois class treachery.
No, that's not fair. I should just say "Marxist" there. What I had in mind for that whole plot was this thing of "anarcho capitalists" turning into "anarchists" turning into "anarcho socialists" turning into "socialists".
You play a dead kid who runs around town fast looking under skirts and down shirts as he goes, but wherever he goes each day he must always return to his point of death before the sun completely, otherwise the world slowly gets darker and darker with the sounds becoming more muted until he fades away/truly dies
He can get power ups by helping (or hurting) people in various ways and remembering his life
It starts lewd and silly, but slowly it devolves as he has to watch his mother deal with his death and his father abuse and leave her, unable to help. Also he has to watch his crush move onto another guy and he's slowly forgotten by his friends as time goes on until his mother an heros alone and now he can only haunt a empty house until he eventually gives up and lets himself be caught outside past the sunset
There's a secret ending where she lives and is able to come to terms with what happened to you, and eventually moves out to live a happy life
I'd play it.
You're a dead child in a limbo world that can assume the form of the dead and dismembered/maimed that he finds (he can recall them later on so once he's found them he can always assume that dismemberment) and you use that to solve the problems, such as losing your arm and then pick that arm up and using it for extra reach or splitting in half to put weight on two pressure pads, and find your way to the fields of heaven (which turn out to be the last thing you saw in the real world before you where shot in the back of the head, having been take to a field and raped by kidnappers). You have no memory as to how you died, the story behind you and the corpses is delivered through scarce info and suppositions/implications.
A FEAR demake, with a fixed camera and a slower pace like Resident Evil (like Fear Effect?), and more of an atmosphere of urban decay and medical horror.
Shiiiieeeet I like it
You play as big knights laying siege to the now destroyed mega cities of Kang WeWuz, along the way you get help from a time traveling CIA agent who uses their only weakness of crashing planes into their barriers to help you bring oppresshuns-n-shiet to the proud Nubian people.
Plays like mount and blade but with planes
If it gets a groping engine that's properly fleshed out.
A turn-based RPG. You are Gordon Ramsey. You and your apprentice, Adolph Hitler, must counter the forces of NATO and its white knights. The white knights wield black dicks as weapons.
A hectic fast paced management game where you convert hats into other hats, your guide through the game is a talking skull that you later find out is your brother. and overall acts like a real cool guy. He's essentially the voice for the mute player. The villains will be later:
The main game's mechanics play out in a 2d fashion where you have to pick up hat from point a, and bring it to point b, and you have to do this all quickly, but things get more intense as the game goes on. For example, the starting level has you picking up black fedoras, and taking them to a machine that turns them into red ball caps, but then in the next level, you have to start converting blue ball caps into green beanies, and more color combinations and hat shapes appear later on. You'll get money every level you do which you can spend on upgrades and defenses, defenses from what you might ask?
Enemies start getting introduced after the player starts to really memorize the colors and shapes. See, there are these two assholes (who are written a lot like the "villains" from MST3K) who do a lot of online PR and e-celeb tier shit really prefer pins over hats, in fact they hate hats. So much so they even start sending rats to your factory. Junk items like their novelty blue pins that begin appearing where you'd usually pick up the hats. The main challenge of the game comes from the fact that you have to quickly remember where each color of what shape of hat goes into what machine. Time is always ticking down and you need to make a certain amount before the time is up or you start drawing from your bank account (that only has so much).
The demons in your pipes finally got sick of your shit and want revenge, you also have to save some kid from becoming a trap-mermaid.
The members of the Pedo-Plane Brigade fly around the world fighting ayyliens from stealing the precious children with their modified sex-plane. The technology for the weapons is provided by the MIoT as a return of a favor to Bill Clinton for taking the sex scandel to bring the heat off of their development of illegal weapons and sex trafficking operation.
The space council of Wewuzia has realized they are now being completely out-bred by dirty cracka's. You are a member of the diversity squad and must command a group of elite commandos to fake deaths, events, and happenings to convince the whites they need to revolt and violently. Gameplay would be a mission based RTS with hundreds of ways to complete a mission between nonlethal psychological all the way up to massive death toll massacres. The end goal is to cause them to revolt so violently their race can be culled with little to no opposition.
Post-Apocalypse Hamlet as you play an former chief son while experiencing an hell of a fucking drug trip realize your father was murdered and must get revenge.
Do you have the others too?
Every society on earths succumbs to the SJWs and begins to degenerate to the point where demonic, hedonistic powers are able manifest themselves and bring the apocalypse onto the earth. A few decades later, the world is now a post-apocalyptic wasteland populated solely by liberals who have to defend themselves against their demon overlords with their high-capacity assault machine bazookas they had to design themselves.
RTS where you fight off against semen-hungry hedgehogs and headless horses with Todd's face on their asses
The members of Genesis are hired as secret agents, Peter Gabriel's mother is the main villain.
Plays like mount and blade but with planes
Yes, I want this.
so its liberal crime squad in SPAAAACE?
A spooky metroidvania based on fairy tales.
I dun git the third image
Runs on the same engine as . You play as an underground gunsmith (or a group of underground gunsmiths?) trying to copy major firearm designs and ship the resulting products internationally, being chased by undefeatable law-enforcement agents along the way. Features prison breakouts as a gameplay element.
The one with USA written on it is made by an american company :^)
Is the joke that the first one looks like israeli crap and the other looks like a huntsman's assault rifle?
What the hell happened on Earth that made it "Earth's final century" distorted through prospective of each faction leader.
You and your platoon were sent to some yuropoor country during military conflict. Enduring horrors of war in this campaign everyone slowly becomes insane. In example, one of your teammates splits his personlity between himself and sock puppet, while you pretend to be anime girl with pink hair.
If you succeed to finish the game with about 70% of your teammates that weren't forced to die alive, you see a cinematic where you all meet in a bar and share stories from the past and the last phrase that main characters says while staring at camera are "Ever wonder why we have no friends?" as a statement that due to all your mental disorders everyone became too weird for other people.
Modern day version of GTA 1969, that branches across Europe with a main character who's almost always drunk.
Shit, meant for
Visual novel where a manic jap that can't stop laughing inappropriately because of his crippling autism fucks loli in pic 1.
lol, how did ljubljana make it in this thread
They've already made that game.
Garfield and L.I.M.O. fight organized crime, and hunger.
Fuck, I want to play this.
Visual novel where you are a dog giving out dosages of red pills to a college campus
You live the shitty life of the Zen Pencils cartoonist. It's a linear Gone Home style game where you get kidnapped by Moloch cultists at a Hillary for president rally, but then your girlfriend saves you by fucking the campaign staff (and eventually Hillary herself) with a strapon. Also the MC frequently comments on how this is a clever decision to reverse the usual damsel-in-distress trope. Eventually you come to realize that the Moloch worshippers are actually the good guys and they think your girlfriend is great because gay sex is soooo progressive. You put your dick in Moloch's burning hand and change your preferred pronoun to "her." As the credits roll, clips from a fictional 2017 play, including Hillary's inauguration and the burning of all anime, especially Neon Genesis Evangelion.
I wanna fuck Marty.
You travel through time changing the past. You can mix and match armor and weapons from these different time periods and if you run out of bullets, you can resort to pro wrestling moves.
implying i didn't carefully pick these
You play a rabbit that dresses like a downs going through the galaxy looking for the perfect burger. The burger requires that you fuck Jared from subway to get it.
You play as a co-op team of furry cat and bunny girls and salvage space wrecks
After accidentally inhaling alien mushroom spores, Crash Morgan acquires super strength and the uncanny ability to awaken woman's primal lust! Crash must set out across the galaxy for new frontiers, new experiences, and new babes to conquer!
An exploration game where you explore your superpowers, new planets, and new vaginas
A Stealth game where you play as a guy with a sweet coiffure who is sent to spy on the enemies of Giant Titty Goddess of the Woods. Her enemies, conveniently, are all attractive women. You are granted powers (if you choose to take them) by the Goddess for finding more intel, which is carefully hidden throughout missions, and for completing missions with a greater degree of stealth. Marche from FFTA makes a cameo.
A shooter where you play a CIA agent shooting baneposters coming to laughing at you. The baneposters take the form of plush animals because this is a family game.
sounds pretty shit tbh, FEAR is great
Survival horror game of a rich kid crashing his limo and getting lost in the woods with his cat in the 80's
Typing game where you must keep a race of fuzzy space monsters from invading 1950s buck rodgers russia. Plays like typing of the dead.
A point & click game with anime like characters where you investigate in a XIX's mansion about a mad scientist trying to resurrect the head of Saint Nicholas, in a HP Lovecraft setting
Random images fuck
Two lifelong enemies, Dog and Cat, are brought together in a bid to defeat their owner's narcissistic android.
nigger, what the fuck?
An organization sim (or a QTE fest akin to Asura's Wrath) where you have to remake all current-year cartoons in the west, but not before you kill all the gays and the faggots in the animation industry. Sequel takes place in Japan
Fast paced doom-like FPS.
You play as moonman and you have to kill degenerates.
Game starts on a ghetto where you kill niggers, you then move onto commiefornia to kill gays and trannies until you finally reach the final area, Israel, to kill the jew master. The jew master uses psychic powers to reflect his schizophrenia into you, sending you to an Auschwitz run by pink nazi uniform-wearing jews. After you break out of the illusion you then kill the jew and win the game.
Bonus level where you go to Africa to kill niggers and clear the area for colonization.
You're a mexican catholic priest exorcising demons from a local ice cream factory.
Most modern indie games
Tirals in Tainted Space
spiritual successor to the first three/four games of Silent Hill, and being handled by Team Silent along with Matushiro Ito.
You play as Joey Miller, and you find yourself in a warped world of fog that represents your inner hatred and frustrations with furries and faggots. You must a find a way out of that world while saving your little brother from turning into a full on degenerate.
dorf fort but with yukkuris instead of dwarves, your mission is building a fortress that allows the paste folk to take it easy as long as possible, the forgotten beasts are now replaced with autists
Anyway, you play as a guy who believes he's the smartest man in the room. He's a weeb, lost to his own hubris and truly thinks he could take over the world and be the "next alexander the great" but his world comes crashing down when he actually gets involved in a conspiracy.
Mistaken for a world class spy he must try and escape governments, assassins and a slew of unsavories and prove that he really is the king weeb.
You come across a living ice cream, who tells you to quickly deliver him to the pope before he melts.
Plays like a platformer with a timer. The pajeet woman is trying to steal your ice creamy friend for her own and chases you throughout the game. Getting caught by the woman results in a game over. Taking too long on a level causes your ice cream companion to melt.
I'd play it.
You play as Nigel Farage and his party of a bear and a gymnast qt who must save the UK from kebab during a flood.
A cheap, trashy adventure game where you play a detective looking for the missing Russian bear dancer Mimi Gabutts during the height of the Cold War in the United States
Billy Bob no Otaku Boken
In a world dominated by anime the only hope for mankind is an american teenager.
Join Billy Bob in this rivetting 1d10000000 hour rivetting hack and slack TTRPG hybrid as he decimates thousands of maniacal murderous waifu robots.
Billy Bob no Otaku Boken: Heritage for the Future
Long waited sequel of Billy Bob no Otaku Boken.
The anime has come back… in black. Join Billy Bob once again in this ecstatic ASSFAGGOT/CRAPCUNT hybrid as he struggles to hide amongst the anime slaved civilians while planning to overthrow the Japanese sadistic government by infecting pickle jars with a specificly developed virus
you play as small Asians with small cute monster friends things and you have to fight CIAs trying to remove small guys from the world and start a war with Russia using their own little monster things. At first your cute friends are the only thing keeping you safe with their power but by using your innate power of lifting and getting swole you become a big guy and the monsters pals become laughably useless.
Plays like god fist with some pokemon battle and capture type shit. But the summons are scaled like how borderland scales the one skill that makes each class unique
forgot to add that you can make deeper bonds with your friends and they get more swole each time. If your friends don't get swole before the scaling gets fucked up they can only fear the strong.
tfw canada just got one of these somali lightbulb niggers appointed as our minister of immigration
A young girl, kidnapped by a black man with a fetish for anal tickling, manages to free herself from his clutches after stealing armaments. However, he is still after her. She is taken in by a veteran kebab removal unit, who trains her in the arts of firearm combat.
Gameplay takes the form of a stealth shooter where a single shot means death, like a game built entirely around the boss fight against The End in MGS3, where the girl must hide and ultimately kill off the butthole tickler's fiendish assistants, with the final fight pitting her up against the rump rubber himself.
Each fight takes place in its own unique environment (city streets at night, a forest, a mountainous region, etc.), and each gameplay segment is broken up by visual novel style plot and character delivery, with the ability to load out your character before each engagement.
You play as a team of removalists sent to fight against General Buttnaked in the First Liberian Civil War of 1989
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Elliot Rodger gets cucked for the last time
Delinquent's Metal Kiss
Ryota Shuji, a delinquent with a heart of gold stumbles across a friendly giant robot that is sent on earth to save the planet from neurotic alien mouses that are replacing all his QT friends and handsome bros with shitty versions of themselves. Join Ryota and his new robot pal, Blast Sniper 2.0 or 'B.S.', on an adventure to save the planet, beat up aliens, help your neighbors with chores, get phone numbers from QTs, and sing karaoke.
Considering that most of my folder is porn, I'm just going to spoiler this ahead of time.
Psycodelic wartime game taking place purely in the mind of a tween fed a constant diet of propaganda. The game has three phases.
Plays like a simulator where you play as the teen as (s)he gets ready for, and then goes through school. The actions you take during this point affect things like social standing as well as parts of the next phase. Choices include things like whether to click a clickbait article, gossip about events, or just ignore everything and be some sort of social recluse.
Time is passed in multiples of 5 through the course of a normal (but obviously faster) school day.
After school you interact with your friends online. This can include playing games, reading more or less news, talking with them via not-facebook, or other social activities. You can always just fuck off and brows 8channit or something, too. The events here affect phase 1 and 3, and those phases affect interactions in this part.
You sleep and have a combat-filled dream about the days events filtered through a series of battles to retake an unnamed country. Bad shit affects how the enemies act (an article on a school shooting makes enemies shoot more), while friends might join your fight as ghostly dream comrades(Chad and you had a pretty cool moment in your favorite vidya. Now he's here with a flamethrower!). How well or poorly you do affects how much energy you wake up with, which determines how much you can do during the day.
Game lasts for a week's time. Best ending is the basement dweller ending, where you just sit at home and learn how to code and make vidya.
Its just pic related
tfw no grand theft gentoo
Well seeing as all 3 pics have something to do with Truthseeker I guess a game where you banter him for being a autistic commie
good luck fag
Lovecraftian horror story involving a professor's exploration of a hidden canyon valley. Plays like an adventure and puzzle game and has an overall theme of delaying death and trying to understand things that are either ageless, properly immortal, or just don't need to worry about insignificant things like mortality. There are secret stories that can be found by actually doing research in the game's library, giving the player an objectively better ending.
Puzzle platformer where the world is being overtaken by reality altering bugs.
Plot twist is that the world is a game all along and you are bugtesting it.
Whoops. FIrefox crashed so I guess it readied the images I had used in my last post. Whoops.
There was a third image here: if that matters any.
Nudoom and it takes place after hell has taken over earth and there's a le wacky three dog skeleton radio announcer that makes le reddit puns XDDD and is a parody of evul capitalism :((((
There are also lots of Microtransaction$™ and it's an open world with very little handmade content as well as Paid .Wads™
Nice 4 image dipshit
2v2 beat em up where armored supersoilders fight to the death in a proxy war while striking dance moves mid fight to gain power. Plot is that one team is the merchants guild the other is the undead army of libertarian capitalists.
The space marine that would have been our protagonist has fallen ill. The Jews that run the private military, outsourcing these space marines, are too cheap to send in a new one. Instead, they are forcing the TCR to propogandize the populace into thinking everything is okay.
The gmae plays in a similar manner to The Republia Times. You have several 'resources' to manage, which you can increase or decrease through the use of stories and advertisements. Each day must reach certain checkpoints in terms of things such as popularity, ad revenue, populace misinformation, and later on as third parties try to help you beat back the Jew menace and help the people understand what is really going on (or at least, what you want them to think is really going on), there will be other resources that you will have to manage.
The world has been taken over by cowgirls who keep men trapped on roller coasters. The only way to escape your roller coaster prison is to catch enough rainwater in your mouth to power your magical powers and go into full godmode
Chibi art hentai game where the gameplay consists of matching colored spheres.
Porn game set in the world of Care Bears or Strawberry Shortcake
I guess It's a survival game set in canada where everything is a dykey spy and in order to win you must use the colour wheel
A sexualized version of TF2 with proper color schemes rather than the cliche red vs blue that takes place during the war of 1812 rather than the 1960's.
I'd play it.
It's a new Myst game. Cosmic entities are devouring the fabric of Ages (and possibly of spaces beyond), destroying them - or, rather, destroying all sense of objectivity within them. You've been caught in an Age lost to them, but, somehow, you're not dead, and the Age still seems to be intact. What follows is a metaphysical journey through an Age that should not exist in search of the cosmic horrors that should have destroyed it.
The game takes more thorough inspiration from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius, than the previous games did, and the plot probably gets a bit Permutation City-esque, discussing questions regarding the nature of consciousness and about how consciousness might fit into and relate to a reality that may or may not be wholly subjective. Also, the game's made as an immersive simulation - not because of anything in the images, but because immersive simulation is the one true genre and the natural progression of the adventure game concept.
You have chose an anthropomorphic character and you travel to mali to save your love interest from a band of african cultists who want to eat her along whit you.
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A game where you run a museum in the African Savannah
You deal with two sides, you deal with shit in the office include a shortage of keyboards as well as acquiring things for the musuem like animals
A game where a bunch of mutants fight eachother, guest starring Dablone from Escape 2000.
It's an alternate time line in the 1950s-60s where Hitler did nothing wrong and won the war. The Aussies eventually get conquered and enslaved by the Germans and they have made colonies around the world and they evaluate the inhabitants and use them for tasks/jobs that they believe will be most effective at. You play as one of the enslaved Australians forced to fight in the shit posting arena against other roo fuckers, the winner of the tournament is set free.
It's like a hybrid of Shadow of Rome and Dark Souls pvp but Australia themed so instead of chariots it'll be half a car being pulled by roos or instead of tigers you fight drop bears. You may get weapons but to win the match you have to talk shit to the opponent to get points. Weapons only exist to stun the opponent and keep him from from completing his retarded babble.
You play as an escaped convict who has been framed for a crime that you didn't commit. Through Deus Ex-styled conversations, you must find a way across the country and get back home to confront the one who had framed you.
Except, you're pretty dumb, so most of your conversations are similar to the kind of shit you'd encounter on a Fallout 2 playthrough with low int.
Eventually you get there, and the final showdown is against the one who framed you: An otter who has been living your life, fucking your sister, and eating your precious fruits and nobody seems to notice or care.
With the victory of Nazi forces in Europe, America signs a peace deal so that Nazi Germany and Japan so they can focus on it's acquired territories. As a result of this there is a massive influx of refuges and migrants from the areas that were conquered, fleeing to areas that weren't conquered - namely the USA because it's still a developed country. This triggers an uprising in the religious conservatives who are opposed to the influx of non-christian religions, which initially starts off as little more than riots, due to Americas disbanded military (due to the peace treaty) quickly becomes a full blown civil war. You must fight to save America, which ever side you will support you will help raise upwards.
This is an expansion pack for the game above:
With Japans victory over the Americans in the pacific, Australia's future seems uncertain. Not wishing to be subject to the Japanese brutality there is an uprising to instrument a Fascist government in Australia, and side yourself with Nazi Germany to avoid Japanese invasion. You play Jacko Dungaree, a boxer in Australia - you're somewhat of a celebrity and you're swept up in the revolution - only, will you fight to bring Australia into the Japanese Empire, Nazi Reich, or try to keep it free?
This is a sequel to the game above above:
20 years have passed since the end of the civil war, and the division of America in to the Free States of America (the non-Christian uprising side) and the Conserve of America (the Christian uprising side), however the social unrest in is still palpable and many fear a second civil war might be on the way. Things come to a head when Hitler passes on from this world, while Europe is entirely Nazified (as a result of Goebbels strategy to focus indoctrination on the youth and now they're the ones making up the leadership of those counties) many in the Nazi leadership fear that revolutions might rise up with the transition of power. Goebbels is made Fuhrer by Hitlers will and he targets Africa for conquest, the Nazi leadership along with Goebbels believes that focusing on a new enemy will keep the fascist countries of Europe together until the unrest cause by the loss of Hitler passes.
Cut to you, you're a police officer in the Free States of America (you can choose to be undercover for the Conserve or not) - you discover a plot to bring the Free States into the war on the side of the Africans (a plot by African businessmen), which would undoubtedly bring war with the Conserve of America that doesn't want to risk angering the Nazi Reich, as they have developed a functioning trade relationship together. Now it's up to you to gain proof of this lie and supply it to Nazi Germany to avoid dragging innocent people into war, or maybe you'll want to destroy that proof so the Free States can invade the Conserve?
tfw there aren't three pictures above you
Then do the first comment above yours that has 3 comments. You should've been needed to have been told this you spastic.
First-person cannibal simulator where you play as a retarded vegan nigger who starts killing and butchering random faggots to satisfy his lust for meat, with fucking horrible controls to simulate the experience of being a dumb nigger with no fine motor skills.
It's like God Hand, set on a playground. You get kids' lunch money when you beat them up and part of customizing your moveset is in buying and swapping around different (nerf) weapons and armor.
It's like Shadow of the Colossus (well, not in terms of tone) or Dragon's Dogma with the world design and vehicles of Grand Theft Auto. You play as the burliest man in the US, defending his home state from wandering giant monsters. Commandeer vehicles to chase after them; use your superhuman strength and grip to scale them and punch their faces in; ram planes and helicopters into them; force a truck's towing cable into one of them, then drive the truck off a cliff taking the monster with you.
You play as a monster wolf girl who summons an obese hippo to destroy Dubai, but a task force of cucks is sent to stop you.
I would play the FUCK out of this game.
I wrote up a concept for this, but, no, it's just too silly.
Why does neutered and spayed herm keep the cross on the female line?
cutebold cafe by day, slavebold brothel by night
A bunch of oblivious boyscouts (with a boyscout demeanor) try to earn their 'Cryptid' merit badge on the last day it's available.
Some die. Gameplay probably like that one Prinny game. Except with more explosive incompetence killing you rather than enemies.
Sir Charles, Lord of Barkleyshire, decides to invade planet Earth and convert everyone to the his new-found Baller religion. To do this, he will slam and jam his way through every court in the world, battling all the world's armed forces and also beating up evil religion super-leaders such as The Pope and Important Muslim Clockmaker.
ah dicks i forgot my pics
Some die. Gameplay probably like that one Prinny game. Except with more explosive incompetence killing you rather than enemies.
So somewhere between Heart of Darkness, Oregon Trail, the Prinny game, and The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis.
An xcom survival strategy game about capturing cryptids with your boy scout troupe of loveable idiots
You play as the housewife of the manager of a sports team. For their matches, the team get shrunken down to play in a microscopic futuresports battledome, with the manager going with them. Your role in the game is to prepare meals in advance for your husband's stays in the battledome; the meals you cook (and how you cook them) determine how your husband manages your team, and the result is a cross between a cooking game, an indirectly controlled sports management game, and a game where you have to figure out how someone's psychology works and how that person's psychology would be affected by the meals they eat.
When you're cooking/when you're seeing the world from the eyes of the housewife main character, everyone is represented as an anthopomorphic Pokemon.