Asuka tu madre

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

Asuka tu madre.

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https://youtu.be/-o3TfHjj_e4?t=18m32s
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http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Smiles!Tsuchi!20160713
http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Tsuchi!Smiles!20160713
http://alicelied.blogspot.co.uk/
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Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

Hail lord Satan~

Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart

Aww... I wanted Ika to make a thread for me...

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

Hail.

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

I love you so much ><

For how much?

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

Do you guys REALLY deserve a Scoot thread?

David Moore
David Moore

.///.

I love you too

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

I thought you loved me... So no thread then?

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

I ddidn't think so.
Psh, nothing personnel kid.

Thomas Long
Thomas Long

nananananananana

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

BC come back and gibbe snuggles

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

browsing /r9k/ like

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

what's an r9k?

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

4chan /r9k/, home of the autistic pepe feels types.

EXAMPLE;

work in office
keep myself to myself
i try to talk to people in work but there isnt much common ground
people make fun of me barely in ear shot
then start asking me questions is a mocking sort of way, i think related to what they were talking about
'anon any plans for the weekend ahaha'
really hurts I just want to earn money
keeps happening
one day just tell my manager im feeling ill and leave half way through my shift
call up and quit

i was so upset. i didn't think myself weird and i was only 18 at the time and didn't think people older than me would mess with me like high school.

Noah James
Noah James

oh lawd

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

I browse erry so often to see what hilarity has descended on the denizens. A reminder, like Jeremy Kyle, that my life isnt so bad.
Current thread is some one who got ganged on by roomates and pressured to move out. Someone's reply;

live in a house with 3 roommates one being the landlord who owns the house (hes like 26)
Landlord is a huge weeb who collects anime figurines and hides in his room 24/7 and plays videogames or watches anime
I literally live in my room and play videogames or watch anime
Both other roommates are uber normies
Eventually the landlord wanted to buy a bigger house
He tells everyone to move out
Asks me to move with him to his bigger house

I literally never interact with him or the normies but we understand each other on a level they never will

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

Maybe I'll have to start posting there :(

Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

my current face

Well, why not. WHat have you got to lose. If anything you may end up making yourself feel better.

Being a /robot/ probs aint so bad.

Gavin White
Gavin White

I have too many pubescent feels to be a robot, methinks.

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

You have feels. I imagine its enough.
Either way its hilarious to lurk

Jose Roberts
Jose Roberts

A reminder, like Jeremy Kyle, that my life isnt so bad.
that's exactly why i post here tbh

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

But I lurk here...

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

Semi-same, except I like some people here.

You can lurk multiple boards... I only lurk /b/, /r9k/ and /gif/ for the most part. On a random day /s/, /c/, /cm/, /yaoi/(once upon a time)

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

That guy sounds like he must have had some serious noticeable autisms. Keep myself to myself probably means spilled spaghetti every time someone talked to me.

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

I am le novice. We can teach you welma, we have the technology, we can rebuild her.

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

I'm monogamous.

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

Its saddening really. I'd hate to think a co-worker was enduring that. I would like to nurture and protect them.

Is this the only case you are? kek

Ian Bennett
Ian Bennett

No.

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

Reminder that Desu goes to /r9k/

Do you really want to be associated with that?

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

semi-same

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

Why must you turn my thread into a house of lies?

Daniel Kelly
Daniel Kelly

Reminder that colbs went batshit on acid and ended up "with" a crackhead,

do you really want to be associated with that?

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

Scoots, can we please just be nice to each other please?

I'm not lying. I only browse one board and I think I'm only capable of loving one at a time.

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

Hm. Sorry if my whimsy strayed there.

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

acid is THE BEST substance. you usually don't want to trip for the first time around a bunch of people you know exclusively from the internet.

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

It's kinda been there all morning from what I've seen :/

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

http://www.hm.com/us/product/45933?article=45933-A

COP
O
P

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

Who wouldn't want to associate with me, I am the MOST fun

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

I wouldn't, personally, engage in that sort of substance in that setting.
I would, if I were inclined to try, do it at home when I was either alone or with a trusted friend.
Psychaedelics(?) make me nervous.
Not that I have tried any.

I am in one of those moods with everyone, sue me.

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

So yeah kids don't do acid in strange environments, it will not end well

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

That's half the fun, love.

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

:(

ok

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

I dunno about fun

I certainly won't forget it...

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

What about doing acid in your environment bae?

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

they can definitely fuck with your psyche and throw you in a bad way if you trip in the wrong setting and with the wrong people. Weed + good music are ingredients for a p good trip tho.
other than that it's honestly more fun than imaginable, literally.

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

what was it like fam

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

I personally wouldn't recommend it in any environment, but that's a biased opinion

Vague and horrible

Charles Taylor
Charles Taylor

Again, sorry.

I know my weed feels. And my coke and MDMA/Ket/E feels.
I like consistency with dergs.
The idea of randomness makes me nervous.
The idea of doing an Ian makes me antsy.

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

Good. Can someone actually claim to have lived a life - along with all it's wonders - if they don't remember it? What truly makes use individuals if not our unique life experiences, and the memories formed from them.

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

His colleague were probably dicks too to be honest though yeah. There are some weirdos at my office but they never get openly made fun of at work. Maybe when going for drinks after work or something.

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

Are you on steam, scoots?

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

The more nervous you are, the more likely a bad trip is to happen

why tf were you running around barefoot

Benjamin Garcia
Benjamin Garcia

What about pot?

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

I have some protips

1. Do it with someone that's done it before and knows how to handle it. I was with Kon who was also on it and had no idea how to deal
2. Do it in your own damn house, doing it in a shitty LA hotel was a god damn horrible idea
3. Start slow and know what you're getting into, I started drunk and took 2 tabs at once because I'm a huge dumb idiot, NEVER DO THIS

William Evans
William Evans

I am, yes.

Might have been the industry. Some industries attract certain clique-ness.

Damn straight. Brain be dumb

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

Yeah, I suppose. It's something to learn from at any rate

Seriously though why

Because I was more concerned with escaping than shoes

Pot is fine, I enjoy being high

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

I feel an existential crisis coming on.
What a time to be alive.

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

For you or for me?

Zachary Ward
Zachary Ward

Fine its a date!

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

Meet me at Staples Center in one week, high noon

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

For someone. Maybe both of us, maybe neither of us. It's just a happening event.

Now reviewing the pseudo-intellectual babble I've been posting, most likely me.

Grayson Rivera
Grayson Rivera

I think he ironically goes there

Why top?!

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

It's hiiigh noooon

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

BECAUSE ADC WAS TAKEN

Adam Ortiz
Adam Ortiz

You know me so well oh my gosh

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

:STOP GURO:

Aiden Russell
Aiden Russell

That pic pretty accurately sums up my experience

Well I mean existential crises are nothing new to me, maybe it's your turn now

If anything, that's even worse

I did not intend to make an Overwatch reference and now regret accidentally doing so

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

I do kind of think in some ways though that a quiet person can be inconsiderate in making others feel awkward. Not to say that is good reason to bully someone in the workplace, and I can understand not wanting to talk to people and keeping to yourself, but doing all the normal greetings and shit people do isn't that hard if you are willing to make a tiny bit of effort and makes others feel much more at ease.

Luke White
Luke White

I need to reconsider my carreer.
Maybe to something like a Billionaire. That would be nice.

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

When was the last time you went through one?

Invent something.

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

Bye threaders~ <3

Thanks, Scoots.

Exchanging pleasantries is usually like 95% lying though. Doesn't that make you feel awkward for forcing quiet people to lie to you for your own sake of comfort?

Iunno.

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

Perhaps they missed a few hints or invitations into the group and they just thought "fuck this outsider". Because, lets face it, outsiders are a little "Woah!". Especially if the work environment is already a close knit thing.

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

Laters elms

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

I will get to it pronto!
Hopefully I dont go Walter White.

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

same

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

Can the general public handle that much lewd?

Yesterday

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

They will handle whatever the fuck I tell them to! Cause freedom of speech :^)

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

fucking loved that game

James Nelson
James Nelson

I thought only Americans had that

Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

How did you manage that?

I don't you're capable of becoming Walter White.

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

that knight was straight up shit though

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

Is that a challenge... That is it... Time to get an assistant... a motorhome and spend a weekend in Milton Keynes.
Eh, but seriously. I need to touch up my CV and look into a career change.

Dominic James
Dominic James

Working a job that affords me far too much time to think combined with my mother essentially telling me I was doomed to fail and not to come back if I did

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

Best fps is best

None of your possible future presidents or your present one have a thing against us canuckians, they will extend me the same rights for this tidal wave of lewd

Doesn't matter had sex, just in this case the dude didn't have sex he just punched out a scrub

James Murphy
James Murphy

Pretty sure Trump wouldn't stop at the Mexican wall and would just wall off the entire US tbh

You might need to hurry before he erected Wall Maria

Jose Wright
Jose Wright

They are bullshit, nobody really cares about the answer of course. Really it is kind of a bit of a give and take thing I think. More extrovert people should be able to recognise that someone doesn't want to talk and not force them too as well but to make no effort at all to talk to people will just give you an arrogant kind of vibe and make people feel uncomfortable. I dunno I used to rather shy/anxious until I worked on it and gradually improved, will probably always be relatively quiet though.

I can see how that can happen, new guy doesn't go to lunch once, never gets invited again and doesn't feel confident enough to invite themselves.

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

Its a damned shame. Humans are such tribal animals. Butthead creatures we are at times.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

We are the north, the north always remembers and still knows how to climb the wall in case we have to deal with the white walkers again! Only fuckers that can out build our climbing abilities are them chinese folk and Trump don't like them that much

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

browsing /v/ like

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

Don't get killed~

Moms are great.
Mine is the same way.

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

pic would help

browsing /v/ like

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

when i was little all my mom would do is cry

when she managed to speak she would babble incoherent paranoia or scream at me that i shouldn't be alive

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

Hmm.. seems a solid plan. Still, I wouldn't put it off for too long, you never know what'll change

Austin Long
Austin Long

Mental illness?

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

And deprive Smiles and the Thread's one and only Scootalooo? Wouldn't dream of it.
Imagine, a thread without me being either legendary or amazing?
Surely a terrible thought.

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

At least I'll be moving out in the coming weeks and won't have to deal with it anymore

They wonder why their kids hardly talk to them

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

emotional stress and hormone imbalances

my dad wasn't around

it's why i drink

Leo Price
Leo Price

I don't really..

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

trap
no father figure

what a surprise

Gavin Perry
Gavin Perry

Should have drowned you loco.

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

You know me better than anyone here, master

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

One of the six year olds was just hanging with me and talking and then she climbed into my lap and asked me if I had kids because I seemed fatherly to her

I'm going to fucking die

Pic related her playing hide and seek with a kid and holding my hand

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

Well it will of course be many dates over a vast time frame

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

Have you and rin bought?

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

NERU COME BACK

Benjamin Collins
Benjamin Collins

I didn't even know it existed until now.

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

Stranger danger.

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

teaching six year olds java
??????????????????

Mason Rivera
Mason Rivera

I'll buy them for you guys but i want access and i don't want the phone to know whether it's you guys that are touching eachother or me

ok

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

Well jeez going full committed already? You gotta start with the one first

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

fatherly until you lose your shit.

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

You're destined for greatness after all.

Well hopefully your relationship with them gets better with time. I know that not all parents are good parents, but it's a sad thing to cut ties with them regardless.

Sounds pretty bad.
Did your dad leave before or after you were born?

Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

Well I teach the smaller ones tynker

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

not his fault
he already has like 20 kids here to take care of

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

spoils
commitment
lol this lacking feature leaves one very alone sometimes

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

we died last night btw
those guys frm the big fort found us and blasted us up
then threw a grenade inside and destroyed our sleeping bags

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

You b-believe in me Smiles-senpai???

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

not even available

:(

thats pretty creepy

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

don't judge ,e

Dylan Diaz
Dylan Diaz

I basically already cut ties with my biological dad a while ago, not much reason not to do the same thing here.

I'll make an honest woman out of you yet.

Aiden Mitchell
Aiden Mitchell

I have sads now.
I wanted 10

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

I believe in you, love.

I'm getting major deja vu.
Well it's your life, just sharing my opinion.

Christian Gutierrez
Christian Gutierrez

Only if you catch them all

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

♥ eben if its thread belief I accept.
Its been a while since I poked my nose into your business. How are you doing smiles? How is life and work and other things?

Levi Long
Levi Long

I appreciate it. They just don't give me much to want to come back to.

We can still #420blazeittheganjadab every day if you'd like

Isaac Gray
Isaac Gray

Nyoooooooo ;-;

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

we're playing again later today though
that base was such a SHIT location

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

not catching them all for my heart too
Damn bae, shot through the heart

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

it's your life
Just don't actually start singing Bon Jovi this time.

Caleb Gonzalez
Caleb Gonzalez

I think I have a right to judge if it involves me

soon yalllah

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

Yas.

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

Well I missed my doctors appointment.
My lungs aren't doing so well. I've coughed up blood multiple times, and I can't work out without feeling like I'm oxygen deprived.
I'm going back to school also. Taking some college classes on my free time. Gonna go for another degree since I have nothing better to do when not helping with the church or other organizations.
I missed my test though, so I probably failed the class. LOL

How are you?

Well they'll regret losing contact with their children soon enough.

My singing voice isn't that bad!!

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

itis not guro just really intensive huffing

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

Your singing isn't that bad but singing Bon Jovi is that bad.

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

It's your life, it's now or never
You ain't gonna live forever

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

I'll stick with the oldies tonight then.
Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, and Dean Martin.

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

Whats that red stuff then

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

yes

but don't judge me personally

I didn't have a good start in life

Ryder Reed
Ryder Reed

coughing up blood.

Jeez that sounds serious! Have you resched your appointment? I dont think I need to press the urgency on that.
Taking some classes
going abck to school

I have had a feeling of doing the same... What class you taking and what would you like to take?

How am I? I am good, for the most part. Feeling a little rundown lately but eh cant really complain. I am gonna try and get serious about my driving. Gotta get a broom broom

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

whenyou combine eating jam with huffing things get messy

WE BOT NOW

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

They were singing Livin' on a Prayer last night/this morning.

We've gotta hold on to what we've got.
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

And you're to blame.

They've done enough shoving me away that I can't imagine they'd be surprised.

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

does wearing pink make you look gay

what if I do anyway

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

I'll be really hurt.

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

https://youtu.be/-o3TfHjj_e4?t=18m32s
I don't entirely know of this Keemstar fellow barring these hilarious videos about his stupid stuff buuuuuut this song sure makes me think of someone that has a fetish for putting condiments on their nipples :^)
laters animus!

I'll blame you, right where the sun don't shine! first though I need a nap <3

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

No?

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

Being you makes you look gay

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

all these bad Bon Jovi references
I guess it really is a social disease.

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

i wear other people's skin all the time and it doesn't make me look gay

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

The fact that you wear women's clothing is what makes specifically you gay.

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

very creepy. I will post a screencap of this post on all sorts of parenting sites and blogs to spread fear of letting their kids out of their sights

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

Sorry I don't have your own admittedly tone deaf "golden pipes".

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

Next appointment is in 2 weeks.
Pray that I don't just die waiting.

Gonna go for a BS in Computer Information Sciences. Just for fun and everything.
You don't have a car?

I'll hit you.

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

Enjoy your rest

Matthew Cruz
Matthew Cruz

I feel you won't.

ohkay

oh

Daniel Clark
Daniel Clark

tokai

i respect you and care about what you think of me

we're like friends right

so

just

let me buy you and your girlfriend vibrating underwear and then let me push the vibrate button

ok?

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

-snugs you're sweet- <3

Actually, yes

Elma already beat me to it :p

Charles Price
Charles Price

Nope. I do not have a car. I need to rectify this. And then maybe I can get a better jerb/study+work.

wORKWORKWORKWORKWORK

Well, if you are coughing blood and its been a persistant cough for longer than 3 weeks... Then it is worrisome...
I can always throw a message to the big guy for you if you think that'd help.

You a techie?

Ian Walker
Ian Walker

vibrating underwear
Is that a thing?

Christian Wright
Christian Wright

I'm used to the abuse.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

Soon. There will a prophet thread

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

I hope the jam is seedless

What's new ryze like?

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

Not at all.
But I was thinking to myself: "Smiles if you're going to spend tons of money going back to school, you should at least actually learn something. What are you bad at?"
And then I remembered my completely ineptitude with computers.

Then I'll do something quite heinous the next time you try to take use of this mouth. Something you won't soon forget.

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

I love you

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

No

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

Yessss

Lucas Morris
Lucas Morris

That is an intriguing and good thing to do. I eman you go to college/eductaional setting to refine a deficiency or learn soemthing new.
Would you like it to take you somewhere new careerwise, or is it more of a personal thang?
I know one of my Uni friends, she didnt want to pursue a career with her degree... but wanted to do it to show she could...

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

I agree except the last part.

http://wearableexperiments.com/fundawear/

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

we're friends

Feels nice

when can i braid your hair

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

use of this mouth
How vulgar.
How crass.

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

I still wonder if the Subtle x Desu thing was ever real or just "pretending".

Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

I kinda ship Tsuchi x Smiles now, tbh.

Levi Hernandez
Levi Hernandez

I think its either just pretend... Or its so real that its disgusting.

Justin Hughes
Justin Hughes

mfw Neru huffing

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

idkkkk he is just spending all game fopping in jangle

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

666

HAIL LORD SATAN

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

i think subtle just uses desu for money
if you havent noticed subtle is a huge bitch to desu and desu just showers him with money

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

Gross

Adam Moore
Adam Moore

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>now

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

Subtle is so smart abusing desu for steam goods

i wish he would abuse me

John Reyes
John Reyes

Dollas make him holla.

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

For polite conversation, obviously

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

Wow, smilesxTsuchi are canon?

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

i mean
why else would you want a romantic relationship with this thing

makes a lot of sense lads

Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

Hot diggidy damn.

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

its a love triangle

tsuchi x smiles x jesus

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

While eating scones and sipping tea, right?

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

no touching the hair

Jack Young
Jack Young

A trinity, you mean.

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

I can't conceive of using a mouth for anything else

Leo Morris
Leo Morris

He got cucked badly

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

Call him a baka for me

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

no its a triangle
a trinity would mean that tsuchi loves jesus
smiles loves jesus and tsuchi, while tsuchi only loves jesus

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

i mean tsuchi only loves smiles

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

mfw trying to mobile poast earlier and get this...

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

K

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

being on the same network as sci

Disgusting

Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

So a circle...

Whatevs. Its adorable.

Cooper Gutierrez
Cooper Gutierrez

coming from you

This is Canon

Hudson King
Hudson King

Hello

Who are you?

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

Time to write the TsuchiXsmiles fanfics.

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

I'm a goddamn saint.
Do not sully my good deeds.

Robert Davis
Robert Davis

A SAINT IN HELL-FIRE?

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

Subtle Loco and Neru should come online on EUW.

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

I decided to return!
So good evening.

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

Loco x Neru

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

...why is there so much overwatch porn... i mean goddam

Cooper Miller
Cooper Miller

I uninstalled a couple of hours ago

gimme like an hour to reinstall

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

Am playing something with friends, might be able to get on later though

Jaxon Robinson
Jaxon Robinson

But why?

How incredibly lame

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

You're just jealous you don't have the upstanding morals I possess.

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

because the world needs it

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

I DID

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

SHIP THREAD

ship the posters'

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

said subtle
WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM THE BANHANNER

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

It's hard to be envious of someone below you.

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

i can't play good lately

frustrated

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

bloodchan x everyone

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

AW YISS

they surrendered

series failed

that was close

ok is it tim to com EUW

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

Uninstalling doesn't improve you!

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

bloodchan v my taint

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

yOU RIDE ON TOP?

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

O I have a patch

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

i don't want to hurt anymore

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

baka ryze, said subtle
WHOA EASY THERE

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

Now you know why it's so hard to do anything but pity you.

Cooper Cox
Cooper Cox

That's for the fanfics to determine.

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

ship me, ship me

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

what a stupid language

Michael White
Michael White

Yes, make Subtle leave his 'friends' so he can come play with us instead!

Nonsense, it's just normals Loco

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

that's one cute anime girl

bloodchan x my dick

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

EUW squad lets go

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

Listening to you is like watching a Sparrow tell an Eagle about the joy of flight.

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

I should do this sometime... But the pressure...

BC x Shiro.

GogglesxGrim

Cameron Cooper
Cameron Cooper

very gay, my dyde

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

pretty crafty changing the filename MFF... well played

Austin Baker
Austin Baker

Oh please.
I'm higher than Icarus.

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

poor guy at the front doesnt get anything :(

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

loco x dad

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

wtf ANONYMOUS stop thjat

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

dad x mom

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

;~;

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

never be at the the front end of a homosex train. all you get is effd in the b

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

XD

He could be a subby little bitch that just likes his prostate stimulation.

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

Having two dads is just wrong, you godless sodomites.

Evan Young
Evan Young

Your wax wings melted long before you reached the height you're claiming.

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

i wouldn't even ironically bigspoon you

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

no spoiler
preview seen
doesnt click

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

why are there so many naked dudes in that bath? are they gay or some shit?

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

I've got a fucking jetpack.

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

Why.

Tyler King
Tyler King

If we learned anything from Grim, it's that it's totally not gay to have another man's junk pressed against you.

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

I'm being shipped around too much...

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

so the men in the video probably aren't gay?

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

I mean, why would they be?
Don't be a bigot. xD

Henry Kelly
Henry Kelly

What's the point of me being so eloquent towards you, if you're going to be spitting out dribble of this caliber.

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

Tsuchi and Smiles is like Lady and the Tramp.

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

sorry :( it's my straight privilege

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

There is no romantic spaghetti eating here.. just Tsuchi spilling spaghetti..

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

you'll never have a 4-way with these lolis

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

What do you mean?

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

How disappointing.

Nathaniel Gutierrez
Nathaniel Gutierrez

loli
kill the pedophile freak

Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

Because I just enjoy shitting on your parade.

Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

BC x Alicefag Kanra

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

What's the point of me being so eloquent towards you, if you're going to be spitting out dribble of this caliber.

The gentile Lady and the rough and tumble ruffian.

Says the one shilling Desu

Grayson Powell
Grayson Powell

I thought you would be on the 3rd series by now :c

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

nah. straight as an arrow. They are washing the pussy juice off their penises.

Landon Reyes
Landon Reyes

the shitter and the shitter

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

alicefag kanra, as in kanra is an alice fag, or an alicefag version of kanra?

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

Yes? What do you want cutie?

She's referring to me.

Ian Evans
Ian Evans

Nooooow it makes sense. they're using each others assholes as a very convenient sleeve for washing their dongs

Carter Baker
Carter Baker

Absolutely

Eh

I think BC x Erio is the most logical

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

waaahhhtt. do you post in that shitty little chat server they set up?

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

BC x Kermit is the most logical, cause everyone seems to hate both of you.

Always!

Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

mean

Jeremiah Jones
Jeremiah Jones

exactly.

Andrew Campbell
Andrew Campbell

Scoot x memes

;~;

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

At least attempt to sound literate while you're dissing me.

Oh. I guess you have a point.

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

But I am.

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

vry tsondereo

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

Always!
What's it like?

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

Kermit doesn't like me anymore

Jose Edwards
Jose Edwards

Oh
Sasuga..

Aiden Diaz
Aiden Diaz

for how long?

Michael Young
Michael Young

do you have an avatar?

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

do i need one

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

*lick*

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

It's not bad. A decent place to chill when bored. They're mostly cool people, I think.

Sucks. You lost the only person that will ever actually love you...

The past 5 or 6 years? Since I was 15. I'm 21 now.

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

Who is your waifu?

A serious relationship is all about mutual agreements... he always wanted everything his way

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Smiles!Tsuchi!20160713

Cameron White
Cameron White

Who would you choose?

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

He is a bit of a fixer upper.

Joshua Lee
Joshua Lee

Why does Smiles have a penis?

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

2scary4me

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

Sounds like a personal problem. Did he not like you killing dogs?

The girl from gun gale.

It's not so scary now...

Blake Brooks
Blake Brooks

wowza. why? what are you gaining from it?

you

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

I would never harm a dog
Gale
?

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

no loli

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

Stop

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

kek
pedo

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

what counts as a waifu?

Lucas Price
Lucas Price

It's not about gaining anything.

Yeah, the girl you post as. She's a cutie. Too bad you're not.

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

A waifu chooses you, you'll know what it happens

I'm not cute and I'm fine with that

Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

when* it happens

John Carter
John Carter

yeah it is. why else would you linger for so long?

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

To you

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

How could you be happy not being cute... I love being cute.

I just consider some of them my friends, and I enjoy talking to them.

Joshua Hughes
Joshua Hughes

Lol there's one where Tsuchi is doing me, and I didn't come at all and he came like 8 times.

That's a given

Samuel Reyes
Samuel Reyes

You've never been there. Why so scared?

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

You're the one who gets completely spaghetti on voice.

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

I don't like the attention :p

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

You are a landlady/property mogul, you should be used to fixing up a ramshackle.

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

I know now.
My waifus include, but are not limited to
Stefan Burnett
Derek Vinyard
Rick Owens
Bloodchan

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

you realize by now alice is some fucken sociopathic lonely nerd dude right?

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

you can only have one

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

senior citizen fag has a point...

William Garcia
William Garcia

Alright, don't even lie. You love attention.

Couldn't really care less tbh. Alice helped me out more than a few times, so she's cool to me.

More than one waifu will ruin your laifu.
Yuno Gasai, Saber, and Rem best waifus.
Hmm Minatsuki as well...

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

but how do i choose between all of my lovely waifus

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

*pet*

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

become manwhore
obtain multiple waifu permit

Wyatt Brooks
Wyatt Brooks

thx for the one up my dude, preciated

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

(you)

Angel Adams
Angel Adams

That doesn't mean much
I wouldn't go to Somalia but I've never been there

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

your fetish

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

What makes her a sociopath?

I do :p

Which ever one loves the kitchen the most

-paws at you- :3c

David Bailey
David Bailey

you don't think it reflects them as a person that they've continued to lie and deceive people that trust them? doesn't seem like the type of person I'd like to be around. doesn't seem like the type of person anyone should be around.

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

No, man.
He's totally an underage loli burned girl genius hacker that competed in the Olympics.

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

Stefan for sure

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

an underage loli burned girl genius hacker that competed in the olympics AND posts on 4chan. very believable story, very likable person.

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

They're a retarded bunch of faggots but I wouldn't trade em for the world.

I know, I'm not dumb. Post more cute cat girls.

Well, I've still never seen proof that Alice has lied and deceived others, and she's never done that to me. She's had my back a few times, so.

Ian James
Ian James

http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Tsuchi!Smiles!20160713

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

Well, I've still never seen proof that Alice has lied and deceived others

http://alicelied.blogspot.co.uk/

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

BC x Jack

What makes Alice a sociopath?

I don't have cat girls damn it

Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

Well, I've still never seen proof that Alice has lied and deceived others

DO YOU SERIOUSLY CLAIM TO KNOW HER
AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA

What

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

http://alicelied.blogspot.co.uk/

lol

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

i feel like jack is associated with this

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

in death we all have a name, his name was robert pale...

Lucas King
Lucas King

She's had my back a few times, so
Like what?

Leo James
Leo James

Once again, and for the last damned time, I'm not
Some ex-alicefag did it

Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

holy shit this is good work
whoever made this is a great hero

Sebastian Peterson
Sebastian Peterson

This is why I hate watching airing anime fucking cliffhangers

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

Plenty of people with two braincells to rub together get disappointed in Alice and one actually put that site up
It was some touhoeposter forget the name, fuck

Parker Cox
Parker Cox

Yeah yeah, I've seen the silly fanpage filled with lies plenty of times. Still don't particularly care.

Why not! Let me lewd catgirl you.

She has helped me when I needed help. Quite simple, really.

Ryder Morales
Ryder Morales

You and I = <3

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

It's Graham/Grey.

Ethan Walker
Ethan Walker

Yeah but like
Deets..

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

I have a folder... I'll post from that

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

being obsessed with a shitposter for over 4 years

You might have mental problems.

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

alice is honestly the only person I've ever met on 4chan that i have absolute pure hatred for. someone i wouldn't mind fucking liquefying with a brick

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

Boris Johnson
Foreign Secretary

RIP

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

It was created four years ago.

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

his name
Looks good for a trap huh?

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

Why would I post details about personal issues she helped me resolve?

Ugh I wanted cute catgirls not loli catgirls...

Sounds like a personal problem, hating someone that much over the i n t e r n e t

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH LAUGHING EMOTES IN THE WORLD

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

trusting someone on the internet to the point of letting them "help" you

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

And they're still blabbering about it even now.

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

i hate how people call legitimate work to prove someone wrong shit like 'oh youre mentally ill/have a crazy obsession'

how about dedication you cunt

feels like the tinfoil hat argument

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

'Cause I asked and it doesn't seem like you particularly care about being private about that stuff
"Help" can mean anything

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

hating someone because they help people

Josiah Flores
Josiah Flores

kermit gtfo we saw your poem

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

you can [not] redo

Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill

thinking I'm kermit

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

LOL

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

Kermit was another injun right?

Logan Brooks
Logan Brooks

You're weak, fucking weak. No one should ever help you and you need to be shot in a gutter.

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

how do i shoopdawoop

William Scott
William Scott

Can't convince everyone. I like her, I don't particularly care how you guys feel about her.

True. It was just a mix of a bunch of things, ranging from school, relationship bullshit, and depression. Your typical faggy issues. I'd probably have killed myself long ago tbh. Too bad huh.

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

weak
because I don't think shitting on someone youve literally never met is a good idea
year of our lord 2016

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

im starting to wish alicechat would be active so kermit wouldnt have to come here

Daniel King
Daniel King

mfw literally reading Kuus' shitposts right now

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

pixels
not shopped idiot

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

I've known alice for 4 years, and I've dealt with them on many occasions.

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

alicechat
not active

maybe if you had the balls to actually confront alice you wouldnt say such retarded shit

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

Ok thanks that's enlightening ^^

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

its actually kermit

David Cruz
David Cruz

alicefag goes user

Well I'd be ashamed of myself too if I were an alicefag

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

"I called Alice and was answered by a high squeaky voice that said 'hi gray!' she then did this bizarre high pitched laugh and sang a musical scale like la laa laa laa, low to high. This is before I even said anything. I was pretty taken aback but I asked how she was and asked a couple other things and she always paused a weirdly long time before answering then said in the same super high clipped tone 'I'm ok' or something else short like that. I was really unmistakably talking to a guy doing a bad falsetto, he couldn't even really keep up a normal conversation he had to pause for a fucking long time before he said anything and it was so forced when he did. It was kinda painful to listen to. The call only lasted a couple minutes but I can tell you for sure Alice was trying incredibly hard to conceal their voice not speaking naturally. Really just sounded like a guy doing a fake voice."

Gave me shivers just imagining this bizarre situation

Aiden Scott
Aiden Scott

light source is where tho?

Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart

Somethings tells me you're either Fullmetal or Marisa.

Alexander Wright
Alexander Wright

kermit hasnt commited suicide yet

David Morris
David Morris

i heard its a sjw hugbox now

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

or should i say KERMITTED suicide

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

Anytime, my fellow meme.

If that were the case I don't think anyone would be there. Sounds awful.

Nice meme

Levi Barnes
Levi Barnes

Hmm,,, I sense mutch DERP and FAIL in this thread

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

This thread is hilarious today.

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

Where are you going?

Are you Blood-chan?

Oh I don't have any... I'm not into lolis

What makes Alice a sociopath? She seems so nice to me..

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

kanra pls go and stay go

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

i haven't played tf2 in 3 years

is it fun anymore?

i wanna play on toyfort............

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

Its a gathering place of unicellular cretins

Proly hell

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

He's a LIAR bloodchan

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

Whats going on in this thread?

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

did you play on wacky races
wacky races was great

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

Anon_Sama confirmed for "girl" now.

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

YOU GAVE IT AWAY
EVERYONE WILL KNOW YOU'RE A REAL GIRL NOW YOU BAKA

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

I'll take you out sooo fast dude. Two taps BAM BAM you'll be on your ass and you won't get up.

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

Do tell a specific concrete thing alice has lied about

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

nice shop
when did you become such a dick though?

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

lol....

Carson Johnson
Carson Johnson

There's literally an entire blogspot committed to debunking them you aspie

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

2006...

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

HE'S DEFENDING THY LADY'S HONOUR.

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

I don't want loli's, stop posting loli's and post cute catgirls...

Probably not.

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

i cant believe all the way in 2016 we still have somebody defending alice to the death

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

Ask Crono.

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

THEY H-HELPED ME

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

I remember you were a nice guy in 2012.

Cooper Moore
Cooper Moore

a blogspot that has, itself, been repeatedly debunked and consists mostly of information alice gave freely? one that used to include CP and has been repeatedly taken down?

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

cant believe even as far from 2011 we still have people just straight up making shit up about someone they dont like

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

2012
mistaking sama's niceties for a lack of dickery
who the fuck is this? KERMIT!!!

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

alice

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

try again.

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

IKT!
What else are you watching? ^^

Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

no i just played on toyfort servers which were OBJECTIVELY the best maps and felt like i was playing Army Men and i love that

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

citation needed

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

maybe i should just make my own blogspot. alicetried?

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

herp guess who eyeam guise

...confirmed for phalice

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

still waiting on that concrete evidence btw

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

"She" lied about >her
age in GAL

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

wait, someone actually being up GAL? Jack?
The guy who fucking pretended to be a furry and then married one?

Yeah, pass.

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

bbl work...

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

★('·.¸('·.¸EXELLEN*T ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)★

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

furry
What
I have no idea what kind of shit spreads around in that cesspit of yours but I don't care either

But there is your concrete evidence so get fucked and sod off

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

We need another flood.

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

Yeah? How is Mion doing? hue

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

New.

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

it was spoilers saying this
holy shit

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