♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥Git Got GG skrubfag Edition

Owen Cox
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♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Git Got GG skrubfag Edition

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Ian Cooper
Ian Cooper

all the things she said all the things she saiddd

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

I'd fuck Jesus. Right in the bumhole.

Cooper Sanders
Cooper Sanders

Sleep is death.

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

t.A.t.U
sudddenly a billion 2000s songs running throuh my head, running through my head, RUNNING. THROUGH.MY.DEAD

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(I CAN'T WAKE UP)

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

sleep is sweet relief, however temporary. waking up is death.

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

That first hour after waking up is like Vietnam... Everyday... Until you die... PTSD t00 str0nk.

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

No matter what I try to think of to counter that I come up blank.

Touche, good smug animu grill.

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

I thought you were a night dwella whats got you up so early?

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

it's what I do.
I sensed that you were here, bby.

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

you have a lot of her.

Ethan Ward
Ethan Ward

She's my favourite.

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

not a bad choice, honestly.

mine

William Young
William Young

So if Hilary wins the UK and USA are both going to have women in power simultaneously.

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

No surprise the shape both those countries are in

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

I feel like calling that cunt a woman is pretty degrading to women everywhere.

Isaac Powell
Isaac Powell

Fuck it didn't work ;;

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Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

r-rekt

Cooper Hall
Cooper Hall

Kyouko used to be my favourite.

Then Sakurako was just too perfect for me to handle.

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

she is great all the way through but she really makes a strong case for bestgirl in season three.

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

Depends, does your woman in power have a snuke up her snizz?

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

I may have been dying during her jealousy episode in season 2.

I gotta go get ready for the day now.

Isaiah Sanders
Isaiah Sanders

ready for sunday?

Nathan White
Nathan White

My one consistently reoccurring form of socialization happens on Sunday.

That is, I play DnD like a nerd.

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

gross.

bye.

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

It's a choice between two women to become the unelected prime minister.

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

I'll show you gross.

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

But did either have a snuke snuck up her snizz?

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

GROSS

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

just what your country needs in this post brexit time.
go get ready for your nerd date, nerd.

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

see, 66666666 gets it.

Adam Mitchell
Adam Mitchell

Lunch
that's what comes after Brexit

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

that was bad, bard.

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

Shower time.

see

When you put it like that it does sound kind of gross.

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

I already said bye. you're not getting another one.

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

I'm not entirely sure what that means.

The favourite to win currently campaigned to remain too funnily enough.

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

how wonderful

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

I need it though.
Or I can't /go/index.html

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

bye.

William Torres
William Torres

A joke at Hillary Clinton's expense.

We're fucked over here stateside on choices. I just hope she doesn't get any more power than she's already received.

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

Bye.

Austin Cox
Austin Cox

test

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

well that explains it.

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

Bye!

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

you're leaving too?

Charles Brown
Charles Brown

used to it at this point.

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

I sure wish

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

D:

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

I could kind of see there being a general election called sometime not too far in the future and then the whole Brexit thing not actually happening but who knows.

Maybe its just the places I read on the internet but nobody seems to like her much at all.

William Johnson
William Johnson

stay forever bard.
this is moving a bit fast.
yeah. they'll probably try and get it overturned in any way possible. heaven forbid the will of the people win out.

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

Nobody likes Hillary Clinton
Not even her husband

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

now that's not true. isis is a fan.

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

;~;

Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

I'd hate to cause trouble with your very solid relationship with desu.

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

Like 'Chillary Clinton' on facebook, fam!

Chase Perry
Chase Perry

she's going to make america slightly more shitty than it already is again.

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

And yet she's somehow getting over half the democratic vote, despite everyone hating her.

Quite the odd outcome.

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

Hilary likes Hilary.

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

america is eager to tick the "first female president" box, and apparently they aren't content to wait for one who isn't a criminal.

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

You didn't think I'd actually leave, did you?

Now I have half an hour to an hour to wait.

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

Please don't talk about it

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

what are those random high pitched noises

Owen Roberts
Owen Roberts

You didn't think I'd actually leave, did you?

past behavior something something

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

you're right. that's between you and your very serious lover.

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

My thought on the matter is that the criminal is using less than wholesome means to achieve her goals.

And "Be the first female president" is literally all she's using to run now. And a lot of dumb Americans are gullible enough to ignore what she's doing and agree that yes, there hasn't been a president with a vagina yet.

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

you will never have a mutual cuckhold relationship with a fag from florida

Julian Mitchell
Julian Mitchell

That's not fair, you already know why.

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

The combo noises for my osu skin :3

brb an hero

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

Why is that even desirable? To show what an equal rights society the US is or something?

Julian Bell
Julian Bell

it honestly used to worry me quite a lot, but at this point I'm almost eager to sit back and watch everything burn around me when she takes office.
life is hardly worth living as it is. stop trying to get us to commit mass suicide.
well

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

That's the less complicated reasoning, yes.

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

poor desu.
so tolerant. so progressive.

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

watch everything burn around me
Even yourself?

Ayden Green
Ayden Green

stop that.

Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

here in america theres an issu of people trying to overcompensate to seem not rascist or sexis for some reason

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

Stop what?

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

no. I got front row seats to that already. it wasn't very exciting.

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

that.

Xavier Sanchez
Xavier Sanchez

Only option currently is to hope Trump wins, so I don't have to deal with her.

But then what's to stop her running four years from now, then eight.

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

I need to know what that is before I can stop it.

I'm oblivious, remember, sempai?

Tyler Carter
Tyler Carter

trump will not win. I gave up on that idea a long time ago.

I would very much like to be wrong.

but I'm not.
you're deliberately oblivious.

Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

He'll be okay

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

I always think it is kind of patronising to select someone because they have a characteristic that might cause discrimination.

Cameron Baker
Cameron Baker

Obliterately delivierous

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

This time, anyway.

I realized the second time.

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

Feel Hillary will win that strongly?

David Cruz
David Cruz

hell yeah it is
it's sickening that such a large amount of people are so caught up in trying to convince themselves they aren't when obviously they are, choosing based on the sole reason they claim not to

makes me want to vomit

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

I'm sure he'll find someone to comfort him.
good, you can tell me what you were doing then, because I forgot.
I do. only because I've been around long enough to know exactly how stupid people are. and how corrupt every system in place to serve the people is.

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

you continue to be my favorite.

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

Maybe I'm wrong then.

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

all ready for your nerd date?

William Brooks
William Brooks

i thank ya most kindly
thanks for the cheer

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

Hm hm hm.

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

I don't do "cheer"

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

It isn't a date, oh my god.

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

Like when there was that outrage about no blacks winning at the Oscars I thought if I was a black or female director and discovered I won just to fill some quota of blacks or females rather than due to producing the best work I would probably reject the prize.

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

if you play your cards right it will be.

oops. I guess I should say your dice.

Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

huh
I guess I must have sucked it all out of you
they tell me I have a real problem with that

it's pretty offensive to choose based on a ocial issue when it's a matter of talent or whatever

Landon White
Landon White

With you?

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

no. it most definitely was not your fault. or anyone here for that matter.
I need some space. you're smothering me.

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

Good morning everyone

William Lee
William Lee

stop that.

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

Sleep is death.

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

I already told you tears don't sway me.

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

I fought it till I passed out
Some of the best sleep I've had in awhile

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

make sure you stay hydrated through this apparent deluge of tears.
hello, shiro.

Robert Long
Robert Long

I know that feel.

I can add sound to it if you want.

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

no no. that's fine.

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

.......

Sadly it feels like Saturday instead of Sunday
Not sure when I want to go to the gym either

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

Tonight then.
I gotta go now.

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

something on your mind?

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

farewell.

Henry Adams
Henry Adams

Whitey is a copycat sluuuuuuuuuut!

Bye.

Bye.

William Reyes
William Reyes

Bai Rin Nakai

*hugs* Nope ^^
How are you doing today?

I'm going to bully you with my dick

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

i love when you stare blankly at me like that

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

At the moment, myself

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

about the same as every day. and yourself?

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

Still in a sleepy bliss
Kinda wanna cuddle right now, but I need to get ready for tonight

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

my soul is twitching

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

what is tonight? and why do you need to get ready for it so far in advance?

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

show me.

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

Woman is coming over to watch anime
Just got clean a little big and organize some bs
It's all good tho

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

haha y-yeah about that it's uh
Yep
At the cleaners right now
Don't have it on me sorry or I totally would

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

a real live woman, huh. sounds like a thing that happens.

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

that's a shame.

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

Realer than real deal Holyfield
We've hung out a few times before
Tonight is dinner and anime :3c
No sure what anime to watch yet. Might just pick a movie

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

can't really go wrong with a miyazaki film.

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

True true
Kinda thinking an anime series so we can hang out more and finish it together
So far Deadman Wonderland, Samurai Champloo, and some other stuff
Also might watch Vampire hunter D or Redline

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

oh you like deadman wonderland? I never would have guessed.

samurai champloo is pretty fantastic. some people around here have taken my advice to watch erased and have seemed to like it.

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

THE TOWN WHERE I WAS CUCKED

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

Haha you silly
I never finished Samurai Champloo sadly
I'll have to look into this Erased
Chinese Electric Batman is pretty good too....

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

you should finish it. great anime, one of the best actually.

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

This is NOT OKAY

Hunter Stewart
Hunter Stewart

this soraka

John Murphy
John Murphy

I already know how it ends too
Still a 10/10 anime
Solid OST and everything

Eli James
Eli James

can you guys keep your shitty movements outside of my country

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

tokai, drink with me

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

Could you not find something else to post?

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

right back at u

Kayden Rivera
Kayden Rivera

stop bullying
they were just cucked

Leo Long
Leo Long

Goggles <3

Mason Reed
Mason Reed

like for fucks sake, those three people on the signs are Turkish,Hispanic and Asian.
what is this black lives matter shit

are you always drinking?!

how are you bardo

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

I wish.

Landon Carter
Landon Carter

Asian lives matter to me :3c

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

wew lad

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

With what?

No, I mean something else.

Hello.

James Howard
James Howard

also wew

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

How are you doing today? :)

Sent you a request on steam~

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

a lot of those people aren't even black

ehh I don't think you're supposed to wish for alcoholism

I don't think lives should matter on the basis of race/ethnicity.

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

I don't use steam any more, sorries

Jose Phillips
Jose Phillips

Tired as heck
My sleep schedule got askew
I went to sleep at like 11 p.m and woke up at like 6 or 7 a.m

normally I like to sleep at like
6 or 7 a.m to like 3:40 p.m
kinda sucks but i think today will be easy enough at work it wont be too big a deal

how are you tukkus

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

IT'S NOT A RACIAL ISSUE
IT'S AN ISSUE OF CORRUPTION OF POWER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

it's apparently more acceptable than wishing for...other things.

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

I just have yellow fever ^^

Heartbroken
What do you use these days then?

William Carter
William Carter

Yes, I'm turnin' to stone 'cos you ain't comin' home.
Why you ain't comin' home if I'm turnin' to stone?
You've been gone for so long and I can't carry on,
yes, I'm turnin', I'm turnin', I'm turnin' to stone.

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

oh shit, gotta fix that or else it's gonna stick.
I'm alright, did some cleaning and stuff.
pondering what to do with that time ay

like which?

get some soup and lay low

Austin Long
Austin Long

Just saw a bacardi commercial
Why not get TRASHFACEED

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

speaking of brown people, i heard a tranny bartender got jumped while closing up for the night by about 20 or so sandniggers not too far from where i live, who beat her black and blue with a baseball bat.

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

that shit wouldnt fly here
No siree we have our citizens armed and ready to defend themselves and their community

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

you will indulge the drink on such a holy day?

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

aw my not me
I haven't drank in a month or so
but it's certainly not a bad choice to pass some time :p

Michael Hill
Michael Hill

bard drink with me. sounds like you need it.

Anthony Brown
Anthony Brown

Bard thinks he is important

Jaxon Bailey
Jaxon Bailey

That sounds like a good time

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

so you will?

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

Ah man but I gotta work
Also Im not old enough to buy that kind of stuff yet
A-and I have no moeny

James Price
James Price

*impotent.

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

beleive me sug' that's one thing I am not

Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

I see.

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

make the good choice dude

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

I'd rather still make the joke.

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

What are ya poisoning yourself with tonight?

Fight the Good fight

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

WE SUBTLE NAO

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

Killing the infidels left and right.

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

tfw setting up a SICK ASS new computer 4 bae

what programs should i install on there

ive already put a RAT and a Keylogger.... whats the next step in my master plan?

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

CANT YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM EMBARRASSED AND ASHAMED? NO YOU CANT HELP BUT TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT MY PROBLEM
I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU

Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

Killing the infidels on my trike

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

That's weird
You're a creeper

Jaxon Campbell
Jaxon Campbell

If I bothered to make the joke about it, you can already assume I don't care about what you would feel about it.

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

it's 9am. and vodka lemonade.

Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

alcoholics

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

hi murder

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

GASSING WOGS AND GASSING KIKES

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

cold

Kevin Williams
Kevin Williams

IMPALE A MUSLIIM ON A SPIKE

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

Just sayin'.

Kevin Allen
Kevin Allen

Hey!

Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

dammit murder why did you save that awful photo
fixed

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

huehuehuehue spitting troof

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

FYI Fucking women in the ASS is gay.

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

lmao

evil

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

nothing public, just fb messenger

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

Shit.

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPQrWtrnNHM

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

but
thats the only kind of sex that is okay with jesus if you arent married

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

Why did god forsake us?

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

the tricky part is when you accidentally do good and people add you and ask you t o duo but youhave to explain that
nu
you are trying to get bronze
bad idea

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

All Sodomy Outlawed: Idaho, Utah, Michigan, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana

Just for gays: Montana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas.

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

how 2 get bronz?

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

Sodomy is outlawed here

Ahahah

Jason Nguyen
Jason Nguyen

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LEGAL AND ILLEGAL IS ABOUT 2 INCHES

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

The law specifically states that it isn't enforced in the Texas Penal Code.

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

idk tits really hard

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

the penal code regarding anal sex

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

kek

James Hughes
James Hughes

Penal
Ahahah

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

Oh! Thanks! Sorry for being lazy

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

almosttt

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

it's tough being gud

Eli Williams
Eli Williams

Filename

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

How can you say you love her, if you do not break the law AND her ass????

Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

not a boy
gay

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

hello

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

bc why do u post porn

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

mfw i call my black friends my nigga

mfw I jjajajaja with my mexican amigos

mfw I smoknk HUGe WEad with my whie crackers

mfw people call me rascist

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

It's hard to find gay cuck porn

That's not my name lol

Owen Rivera
Owen Rivera

lol I need sound on this webm

Grayson White
Grayson White

What? Isn't think like MMF's thing?

Top Kek
Funny words

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

igos
mfw I smoknk HUGe WEad with my whie crackers
mfw people ca

Chase Collins
Chase Collins

Puns are a dangerous thing, careful now.

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

me too

Someone said it was your thing... I think BadFox iirc

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

who are you

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

Nobody important.

Ryan James
Ryan James

You were the one who made the pun. Not me.

BadFox would claim that I'm a murderer. I don't think he's a fair source of information on the topic of "me".

Carson James
Carson James

well i can figure that, silly

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

I simply brought up the unintentional one you made.

Then that should suffice.

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

Did he know you 4 years prior to coming to Holla Forums?

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

Then that should suffice.

you'd think.

Austin Garcia
Austin Garcia

But smiles hates black people!

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

black
people

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

I'd prefer.

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

kek

Big dick

kek

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

Hey babe <3
How's it going?
UFC 200 sucked

I can't look at your webms anymore
Making me too excited

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

It's not my fault that it's called the Penal Code.

I hast spoken to me for years prior to my coming to animus.
And most of what he remembers of me is tainted - intentionally or not - by regret and hate towards me.
If I had a time machine you would see post after post, message after message, praising me on being so witty and kind and clever. That's all in the past now though.

David King
David King

It's the dirty dirty code makers.

Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

he hasn'*

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

Hopefully Blood chan gets killed by a crowd of angry black protestors

Luke Myers
Luke Myers

god willing

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

UFC200
Nunes won

Noice.

Jacob Long
Jacob Long

*fucked

Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

I'd rather they get shot but whatever floats the boat

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

Death is so final...

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

Bard you need to be more cheerful again <3

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

HURR UR TALKING SLAP BOUT MY BOYFRIEND BARD - shiro

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

commercial for some dumb slut named Ammber rose talking about being a slut on her show about being a slut

what the heck has television come to

Thomas Howard
Thomas Howard

Slut shaming

Now, you really need to chill Bard.

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

Thats heavier than a blue whale

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

I want to FUCK an anime girl

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

DERP D BONG DERP DONT TALK ABOUT MY FAP MATERIAL BURD- Niggerfaggot scooter

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

did scoot just unironically say 'slut shaming'

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

WebM master race!
I'm doing good... a bit frustrated from not being able to cum
glad I didn't pay for UFC

What did you do to him do make him hate you so much?

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

Adultery and Sluttery need to be shamed
These are bad values for the kids of tomorrow and today
This will lead to a spread of STI's among other consequences

Nathaniel Butler
Nathaniel Butler

What does it matter to you, you never get laid.

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

Need my help again? <3

Yeah so glad I didn't pay for that horrible night

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

Sluts should be gutted and hanged in public

Sorry blood-chan

Sebastian Cruz
Sebastian Cruz

It makes the chance of getting laid significantly less if people are both in relationships and slutting around

It makes the chance of getting into an honest relationship almost null

Jacob Nguyen
Jacob Nguyen

Honest
Modern people

Oh, gee bard, looks like you need to go see Doc about that DeLoreon back to 1643.

People are sexually and emotionally liberated now, deal with it! If you cannot love someone who has AIDs or any other form of intercourse disability then you do not deserve love.

Brayden James
Brayden James

The dirty dirty one is you.

No clue.
He just told me I was boring and tired one day, and then slowly faded out of my "life". He was abusive to me almost every day following that, and I still never complained about it. It was that way until he just eventually stopped posting. I thought he stopped posting completely.

Josiah Kelly
Josiah Kelly

I'm a bad man
I dont deserve no love
10 years of wanting to kill myself
hopefully less than 10 more

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

♥Bardo you are a nice guy.
This is merely a meme exercise.

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

when the weed smoke hit the braiin

Henry Turner
Henry Turner

No sad bards

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

no an hero <3

You.....

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

I've never been dirty in my whole life.

Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

m-me ?!

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

can tell this one is going to be a gem

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

"There are more germs than body cells on the human body, by a factor of 10," says Philip M. Tierno, Jr., PhD, director of clinical microbiology and diagnostic immunology at Tisch Hospital, New York University Medical Center. "So 90% of the total number of cells on your body are actually germ cells. We can't live in a bubble and avoid germs." But, says Tierno, most germs are perfectly harmless to us.

Not all of them, of course. So what harmful germ beasties might be prowling in your bathroom? There are several types:

Gastrointestinal viruses that cause stomach ailments in humans. These include the norovirus, which you may have heard of in connection with cruise ship outbreaks. These viruses aren't just on cruise ships; they can be exploring your toilet seat as well. Gastrointestinal viruses "are easily transmitted and can remain on a solid surface for as much as a week," says Tierno.
Enteric pathogens, which are organisms spread by contaminated foods (and can, of course, be carried in feces). These include things like E. coli, salmonella, shigella, and campylobacter. E. coli O157:H7 is particularly nasty, causing severe diarrhea with bloody stools. "It's the bacteria that killed four children and caused a lot of illness at Jack-in-the-Box restaurants in California in 1993," says Donna Duberg, MA, MS, assistant professor of clinical laboratory science at Saint Louis University.
Skin and respiratory organisms, such as staphylococcus aureus (" staph") bacteria, including the antibiotic resistant MRSA strain, and Group A Strep, known as the "flesh-eating" bacteria.
Dermatophitic fungi, like athlete's foot, transmitted by walking barefoot in the bathroom.
Other residual fungi, like those indigenous to showers -- the "mold and mildew" of bathroom cleanser fame. "They don't cause infection, but they can exacerbate asthma and allergies," says Tierno.

But before you evacuate your bathroom and call Hazmat, here's the good news: if you clean regularly and practice basic hygiene, there's very little risk from the bathroom germs you'll find there. "Only about 1%-2% of all germs are pathogenic -- meaning they can make us sick," says Tierno. "There's a possibility you can catch something, but if you practice good personal, household, and food hygiene, you're at pretty low risk."

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

I need your help big time...

would you really kill me?

He did call you a sociopath... how do I know you're not playing the victim and lying?

Owen James
Owen James

What is your steam name.....
Tell me now

Eli Sullivan
Eli Sullivan

Tell me your point in ten words or less.

Mason Flores
Mason Flores

*hugs and gently kisses you* Ahhh what a perfect girl <3
Do you want me to get on?

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

No point

Assumed as much.

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

You are objectively dirty.

I'm never the one to bring up the subject of BadFox. I would rather avoid it.
He on the other hand seems to take joy in insulting and gossiping.

If I was trying to play victim I would make sure that people knew how much of a victim I am. As it is, I only talk about it whenever you ask me.

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

Eugh. I'm so hungover.
What have I missed, you guys?

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

Would be necessary to put an end to this moral degradation we live in

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

You've no proof.

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

check this out my dude
one second

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

I, for one., am proud of Smiles.
If the final days/threads of Aneki told us anything, it was that Badfox is a deluded and bitter person.

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

noooo asldkfja;sldf

I need... real.. cock..

pounding me

Crome dome

I'm only messing with you, I know you're not lying :p

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

Wasn't Badfox Swiper?

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

Can you hold my hand as I die..at least?

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

I'm here

Jesus christ you're such a slutty guy.

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

huh?

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

Well let's meet up this week then
I'll destroy that cherry of yours <3

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

Think I'll go and hold a beer instead, bai

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
And to show you around imaginary places
Put the money lumps in my bloody stump
Edible habits so I bit a perfect circle
Die in your sleep with the sky at your feet
I'll shoot you when you're happy, only then will you find peace
How do you do? I don't know; I'm okay
Every person I know is a secret service agent

'Cause I'm accused of lewd conduct
Stole the heart of a prude prom slut
And they got the warrant for my arrest to put me in the loony bin, the funny farm
because of what I did

But I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
There is not a single person who can do it better
No needle skipping in my ecosystem
But in the audience may be an evil Christian
HMO how I hate him so
But he charged me for a halo
But I'm on a scavenger hunt for a lavender chunk
Of the sky, maybe I'll replace it with a mud-pie

I put dead songs on a silk screen
Buy my shirt it is a killed dream
It is known to lead the way to the stairwell to God's administrative office
And a final farewell

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
And to give your assault rifle a banana clip
Glow in the dark when I stroll in the park
Giving everybody informative pamphlets
No sign of life for as far as I can see
Everybody's just charred meat up in the car seat
Eat shit and die to the secret spy
'Cause I have a funny feeling that I'm being watched

24-hour surveillance
Money or power are ailments
But I send the medical supplies and the shipping and the handling is way too much
'Cause I'm from the Afterlife

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
It's like I put a cough drop right upon your soft spot
Make Martian clothes out of your garden hose
Turn into a deadly gas blown through the air duct
She's not in love but I thought that she was
She doesn't love me because I don't have the right haircut
I'm misunderstood, I just face it, I'm no good
But I will not apologize for anything that I've said

My name is Mr. Busdriver
This is the producer Paris
We are not embarrassed to admit that we will perish in a pit
Of our own imaginary place

Kids... if you want to piss off your parents show interest in the arts!

Kids... if you really want to piss off your parents buy real estate in an imaginary place, oh yes!

Ok ok, alright, um, yeah... now move!

Gotta do my shout outs now... (peace to)

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
Paris and Daddy Kev, they'll also be there too
I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
Unless you get the set of mums to her we'll help you
I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
Feel the fellowship announced everyone will help you
I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
Shoulda been an empire hip hop clan too

I'm just here to hold your hand to die
I'm just here to hold your hand when you...
Just here to hold your hand when you die

Zachary Anderson
Zachary Anderson

I cannot remember, wasnt Desert swiper?

Ryder Perez
Ryder Perez

I want a straight boy to be my best friend and just have this problem where he gets really horny and he can't help it and he's really shy so he doesn't have a gf so he makes me do sexual favors for him but he gradually gets more and more rough and turns me into his cocksucking sissy slut and he doesn't even care, he just keeps saying that he's straight >.<

Noah Robinson
Noah Robinson

Check this cool stuff out
I got a soundhole cover for my guitar

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

No, Desert was Anthony's fuckboi.

Bentley Allen
Bentley Allen

Your mere existence is proof enough.

Oh okay, lol.
I'm just so used to people taking his stuff seriously.

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

[. . .]

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

You're acting like an internet meme.

Dude that looks badass. You gonna show it off at a gig?

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

maybe if I ever get one lol

What was your day looking like today?

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

Accusing the entirety of my being to being dirty? That's quite silly of you.

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

hi guys ><

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

Sounds like my kind of friend. It ain't gay if you're wearing a skirt.

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

It has been a while since I thought about them days. Heh, tbh I assume smiles would know better than me.

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

ay how you doin

Andrew Lopez
Andrew Lopez

what??

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

I don't want it to be painful............

Don't leave me with them v.v

tl;dr

One last question... did you date him and then cucked him or something?

Fine, I won't talk either

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

Not bad, just got back from an all night party, still hungover. Going out again monday to an arcade and movies with some friends.

What about you, my dude?

Hello. Who might you be?

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

I'll ask her, then. But if memory servers I do believe Badfox and Swiper to be one and the same. If that was the case I could've told everyone what a degenerate he was three years ago and alleviate the tension he caused.

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

thats good im really tired

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

Yeah 4chan has rubbed off on me a lil' too much

Who are you?

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

kinda glad that smiles found jesus and he cured her sluttiness

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

im me..
im okay!
uhm..

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

How was your Sunday so far?

Angel Roberts
Angel Roberts

Are you Blood-chan?

Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

soto fucked you right?
cucked ghostie?

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

dont be silly bloodchan..

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

Don't worry~
I'll be sure to do lots of foreplay so your beautiful pink pussy is dripping and begging for my cock

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

wat ><

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

Guess you really are new :/

Lucas Barnes
Lucas Barnes

ghostie got cucked

Thomas Torres
Thomas Torres

More than just 4chan has been rubbing off on you ;^)))

Well, nice to meet you, me.

Nice meme dude.

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

it's just been nothing

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omg

Connor Green
Connor Green

not you, me

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

Huh?

quiet peaceful days are the best <3

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

*huggles* Haha I love you
How often do you jog?

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

Maybe Bard should make the new thread this time

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

You're not me, I'm me. You're you.

Why are you never on steam so I can log everything crazy you say

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

-is squeezes- I love you too >.<

I jog everyday!

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

not when it's oppressively quiet and peaceful

Carter Lopez
Carter Lopez

Get fucked

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

do you 4srsly log everything crazy I say?

Don't you have music to listen to?

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

Hail Satan

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

bard be nice

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

so am i right then

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

By you?

Grayson Jackson
Grayson Jackson

didnt feel like listening to music today

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

What's wrong?

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

Of course I do, everything you say is so cute and worth having a memory of.

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

Everything I say is highly noteworthy

I'm not on Steam right now because I'm hiding from Ui

And Shiro

Luke Green
Luke Green

just a low day, ya know? it's whatever

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

no hablos
i dont understand..

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

*licks* >.>

How often do you lift? I want to play with you big booty and thick thighs~

Hail Satan!

Shut up you bitch omg

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

It's accurate though.

We were close a long long time ago.

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

i think it's nihil-san's fault for being so pessimistic at me yesterday lol

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

I'm pure as the driven snow.

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

Maybe go outside for a short walk? Or a long bath?

It might help a lot

Don't say no and just do it

Ow.... v.v

When are you going to add me back on Steam?

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

I thought you wanted Shiros small dick, though?
Who cares about Ui, I'm on.

что?

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

I'm scared to tell you uwu

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

you can't pin that on me.

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

gettin kinda hungry
might search for some munch

sounds like a fun way to spend the night what was your poison ofchoice?

Grayson Johnson
Grayson Johnson

Ui will fuck you up irl

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

uwu

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

het

Gabriel Thompson
Gabriel Thompson

owo

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

Smiles should make the new thread then

I haven't seen a Smiles' thread in years

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

all right

i'm pinning it on you now. but maybe the way i said it was too negative tho. it's more like you inspired me with the reminder of the safety blanket of sadness.

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

w-woah.....

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

then I've done my job.

Jason Cook
Jason Cook

Awww poor Au-USFN:50
I'm gonna start getting ready for the gym

Don't be scared silly
Here <3
http://steamcommunity.com/id/34986309/

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

n.n

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

You'll feel a lot better getting away from electronics for a while :p

You're going to drop a weight on your giant dick ._.

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

in before bard gets too close to desu, and will hold a grudge against him forever when desu inevitably drops him like desu does to everyone

good4u ;_ ; jerk
seriously tho stay cool nihil-san

Luke Ortiz
Luke Ortiz

that's sort of all I do.

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

I actually went with vodka mixed with ginger beer mostly. Twas pretty good. Tequilla as well. Was pretty not good.

Good luck on the munch hunt.

I mean, you know, I highly doubt that, love.

вы говориш по рукксси?

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

in before bard gets too close to desu, and will hold a grudge against him forever when desu inevitably drops him like desu does to everyone

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in before bard gets too close to desu, and will hold a grudge against him forever when desu inevitably drops him like desu does to everyone

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

drink with me.

Parker Price
Parker Price

Why would you break weights like that?
That's just rude lol

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

ICE AGE
IMMINENT

Owen King
Owen King

I know Shiro can fuck anyone up

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

i think i'm addicted
in fact i'm sure i'm addicted

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

hello, desu.
cooler.

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

You're both fucking retarded

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

hello
w-wait we're not dating !?

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

bye

I need to cuuuuuuum

bbl...

make a new thread...

I'm sorry to hear that, you have to get stronger mentally and overcome your addiction... <3

Don't group link me

~~~~
bye all

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

Don't worry girl you my main I aint about no one but you girl You my everytin girl i aint runnin game

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

I'm always down to drink with others. Feel free to join. First few are on me.

Good social experiment you're trying to pull.

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

yeah i get it you've found your self-presentation niche that you like but if you branched out you might stumble upon some cool new things to do just sayin

it's a serious problem

thanks
and see you later

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

Good riddance

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

what about subtle

Landon Cox
Landon Cox

Vive la France

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

you're the one joining. I'm three deep already.

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