Hail lord Satan~>ITT we only use female pronouns

Colton Phillips
Colton Phillips

Hail lord Satan~

ITT we only use female pronouns

All urls found in this thread:
https://archive.org/faq.html
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/177130799/stainless-steel-shock-collar-bdsm-bonds
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/82
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/295225
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=824091
Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

shock collars seem a bit mean. and it robs you of the pleasure of spanking them.

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

I love you Satan~ <3

Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

So ungrounded and carried by the wind
Cute

Haha I need to leave now damn it

hope you learned your lesson

Hail Satan in all her glory~

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

n-nhh..

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

british

Ayden Walker
Ayden Walker

<3

Jose Long
Jose Long

Neggé

Thats good. I was scrolled for minutes...

ELMA

I am have off/home hours between, that did sound crazy heh. By that I am in tomorrow... then monday... Been in for like a week or something... day here half shift there.

If my management had their way I would have given up my tuesday off... Even though I already worked 2 of my off days this past week.

Can you get yo pokemons go?

AND serious, you pick up owt neat in past?

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

it seems it might actually want one, though.

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

Hail Mrs. Stanley.

Did I do this correctly?

Ian Green
Ian Green

later man

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

...woof

Ian Cruz
Ian Cruz

I mean,
who says you can't spank them despite the shock collar?

W-what's the lesson?

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

ooh lol Well that makes it a little better then :p

I'm not getting pokemon, nah.

Nothing cool yet. I tend to sleep through them sometimes too.

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

well, maybe if you keep being good.
a fair point.

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

witnessed

how do i red text? make post go boom?

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

TESTING BEEPS

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

*hugs* Ugh I fucking missed you!
Work was good today. Cleaned the shop with my boss and talked about killing arabs and running blacks over with trucks

Post smug and you get licked

=====================
Distracted
bbl

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

Woof !

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

well rin we might have to start looking for shock collars.

Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez

You can talk about that stuff with your boss and still be fine?
I sooooo envy you

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

Damn I hope you wake up in time for next one, you might find some rad deals, like the Ark of the covenant

two =
EQUALEQUALyour textEQUALEQUAL

UR TXT

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

I'm posting smug?

Well, what size are we looking for?

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

TESTES

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

I don't know. I'll leave that to you.

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

Woof woof woof

Josiah Brooks
Josiah Brooks

What's that?

Dylan Kelly
Dylan Kelly

If it keeps being good, sure.

Easton Parker
Easton Parker

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Cameron James
Cameron James

better. I guess you've proven you can do it. you can talk again.

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

I think it's proven itself.

Matthew Gray
Matthew Gray

oops lol
https://archive.org/faq.html

Chase Baker
Chase Baker

its

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

Arigato

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

I found this.
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/177130799/stainless-steel-shock-collar-bdsm-bonds

Juan White
Juan White

i didn't know you spoke japonise

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

yikes. even I think that looks like a bit much.

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

the thing indy tries to get in an indiana jones mewveee

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

Go big or go home doesn't apply to collars?

Luke Gomez
Luke Gomez

Highly recommended item for anyone training a strong-willed slave. I've had heavy steel collars and I've had electric training collars and this is the best of both. Would buy again and will be getting more items from this store. The creator is obviously a very skilled welder and metal worker. Definitely NOT some garage workshop hobbyist. Skilled craftsman with a passion for creating deliciously devious things, it shows in every cut and weld.

Ayden King
Ayden King

they are just so cute. it's not right.
I just feel like it would be important to find one that's comfortable the times when you aren't shocking them...

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

I forget, you dont watch movies.

Samuel Adams
Samuel Adams

I wanna kiss chino

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

Nice

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

Post dongo

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

yes.

Christopher Ward
Christopher Ward

Gomen, gomen.

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

You're so good at osu master <3

James Flores
James Flores

https://osu.ppy.sh/s/82

Carter Turner
Carter Turner

To be fair, it's shown a bit of a problem with obedience.
We might have to shock it constantly for a while.

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

lol it's nearly 9 years old I don't think it would be good :c

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

I guess you have a point. very well, it'll be the probationary period collar.

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

Hail satan

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

That image makes her look like a villain.

Cooper Kelly
Cooper Kelly

I selected it with care.

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

Thanks what on earth are you talking about this thread o.o

Hunter Gonzalez
Hunter Gonzalez

https://osu.ppy.sh/s/295225

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

u-uhm... Nothing master don't worry about it

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

it tries to fill the void when you are not here with others.

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

You shouldn't be so dishonest if you want to call him master.

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

I was talking to him on steam the whole time

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Hail our lord satan

Woman*

What the fuck lol

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

that makes it even weirder.

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

AND NOW TO MISUSE MY NEW POWERS

[var someFunction = function(x){
console.log("your mother, not you're mother");
}]

Daniel Torres
Daniel Torres

browsing gore threads with dorito

damn 4chan feels good.

Nicholas Nguyen
Nicholas Nguyen

:stopmaster:

That doesn't make it better

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

...you interrupted my diddling for this?

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

How ?!
I would never lie to him

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

how come we dont post on /b/ anymore? i go there sometimes and feel bad cuz its a porn and t-girl spam site now.

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

You literally just did.

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

I love you master

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

The banhammer and its inconvenience.

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

...lurking there as we speak

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

Your scripts are untrustworthy
bosley.com

Carson Cruz
Carson Cruz

what a slut.

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

lemonparty.com

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

An user name Bebop was a mod on 4chan's /b/ he would ban our threads 24/7 like the fucking bitch that he is. Then for some reason people band wagoned with BadFox and started coming here. Now Bebop owns this board

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

I am not

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

This better be a dox

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

Please, don't slut shame.
Call him a deviant instead.
Or a degenerate.

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

lol

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

I'm not clicking it you fuck

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

I am neither of those !

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

trust me. I know slut. and you are slut.
what made you think I said it with a negative connotation? it's not like I'm not one.

Josiah Lopez
Josiah Lopez

you're all three at once.

John Walker
John Walker

I've changed..

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

Silence dog.
Unless you intend to speak in dog.

Fair point.

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

you did, dont lie

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

here's another pic for u

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

4 u

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

well look at you. all aggressive.

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

I'm not allowed to play along anymore

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

How do you mean?

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

Who said we were playing?

Jason White
Jason White

the first part of your post.

Henry Taylor
Henry Taylor

I don't wanna keep going I love subtle

Kayden Walker
Kayden Walker

that point where it becomes too gay for desu

Xavier Powell
Xavier Powell

I mean, if he wants to act like an
animal without morals,
who am I to object?

Then you shouldn't lie to him, dog.

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

exactly.

Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

can we put desu down

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

*takes the shot

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

I Googled the FUCK out of it

Of u*

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

I do not

Joseph Richardson
Joseph Richardson

well

Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

lol

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

lol...

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

sama takes the shot of cum

Elijah Long
Elijah Long

nice double lol blood-chan :D

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

Why not just keep cucking him until he dies of loneliness?

You kinda did.
Like, straight to his face even.

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

and while on steam with him, apparently.

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

That really just makes it worse.

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

that shits cray.

start a thread for avatars there and see what happens

Easton Barnes
Easton Barnes

yes, congratulations on understanding the point I was trying to convey with that post.

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

naw nigga dats gay

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

who are you?

I learned by lesson from when Alice dox'd me

Thanks babe

Bebop will always be a piece of worthless shit

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

There are 24/7 "waifu claiming threads" where the same set of people talk/circlejerk

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

that wad looks hot

starts randomly jacking it

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

hmph

Angel Morris
Angel Morris

Teach me how to be less oblivious, sempai.

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

shouldnta put it out there lol

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

There are 24/7 "waifu claiming threads" where the same set of people talk/circlejerk

that's true. I did wonder why the mods let those threads slide. maybe enough time has passed.

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

im this guy yw

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

a bit of a tall order.

Noah Cruz
Noah Cruz

Bitch works fast

Bebop*

Mods don't care

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

i dont go into those they sicken me

your gay uncle is gay

Robert Sanders
Robert Sanders

Who?

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

♥hillary

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

It's okay,
you can beat the lessons into me if you must.

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

lawl

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

its a pretty quick process... under 10 mins

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

bebop is a mod on /b/?
I don't think this dynamic is going to work out.

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

can we bring back george bush?

Jack White
Jack White

i still don't know!!!

Blake Murphy
Blake Murphy

bebop is a mod on /b/?
Just like he's a Navy SEAL.

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

jr. or sr.?

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

666

HAIL LORD SATAN!!!!!!!

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

what a rich, fulfilling life he leads.

James Morales
James Morales

both... in the ass at the same time?

fucken witness'd

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

I figured it probably wouldn't.
Maybe I should beat you every week I don't improve?

Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

I -think- they might sometimes get banned?
Idk I only lurked for a while

I wanna be Rusian :c

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

SATAN!!!!

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

STOLEN VALOUR

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

...disgusting

Elijah Morris
Elijah Morris

Ever since then I couldn't lie about where I lived -_-

Yes, 100%

Bebop?

<3

Leo Rodriguez
Leo Rodriguez

We've descended too far into irony.
Abort.
Abort.
Oh god we're in the death spiral.

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

that seems like a decent idea.
it seems like it would be difficult at this point to uproot everyone and get them to move back.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

no

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

Stop this !

Joseph Bell
Joseph Bell

Our lord <3

Jack Young
Jack Young

Hey Sci

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

there is no depth of irony I will not stoop to. bail out if you must, but I shall press on. pussy.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

and where do you live?
id, ssn, address, cc and civ

Grayson Gomez
Grayson Gomez

you'll never pet snek grill

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

helloooooo

Matthew Reyes
Matthew Reyes

Soto's the beta MC.
You're the fat girl he's dating.
And Desu is the gay friend that's jealous.

Chase Foster
Chase Foster

PRAISE SATAN

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

I wanna pet ikt snaek

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

LMAO

Evan Barnes
Evan Barnes

this is my chosen path.

Camden Long
Camden Long

DaBronx

Hey baby

That picture is fuck'n weird

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

I'm a Bronx girl

wuddup

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

You almost seem eager.

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

post your deets so i can fukken dox u

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

I'm not sure if this your personal heaven or hell.

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

no. not at all.

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

me irl

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

neither. an endless void like my life is best described as purgatory.

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

blood is a mulatto girl with guy harmones replacement living in the bronx pretending to be a 15 yr old lithuanian chic hows that working out for ya booya calling it like i see it keep it real 420 swerve yo

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

I can lose weight easily

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

It's time to go fellate a shotgun.

David Wright
David Wright

I love you more than words can describe master

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

I suppose I could. it's so damn easy to get a firearm in this country.

Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

nah pritty told me what you look like. she was quite detailed about you and your IRL character.

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Adam Mitchell
Adam Mitchell

I'm sure you can burn of those 7 hot pocket dinners easily.

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

why are you using this adulterous language

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

but then who would post smug faces and make sarcastic comments around here.

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

lol good good

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

It's your only path to redemption.

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

Then why do you lie to him?
You should tell him to his face that you bark for anyone who'll command you.

Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

there is no redemption left for me. might as well stay the course.

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

kke

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

I will not bark for anyone but him

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

no. only me.

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

like I said. not everyone can be a good dog.

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

Past behaviour dictates otherwise.

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

well ok then

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

Don't shame Desu for being a complete fag.
Blame his daddy issues.

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

Sush

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

blame desu's daddy

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

giving orders now?

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

Search your heart, and you know it to be true.

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

Well um.. Can I ?
The only person for my heart is subtle

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

you know what you did.

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

That doesn't mean that you haven't been barking for me and Hentai-aho-chan all morning, and last night.

Called someone out?
Or for forcing that image upon Anon-sama?

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

you might not realize what you did.

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

See, this could have been avoided if you had just not lied to the man you claim to love.

Joshua Hughes
Joshua Hughes

But I don't want Grim to know where I live

I'm Russian and a quarter Mongolian (i know, weird)

What do you mean, jellybean?

Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

Explain it to me, sempai.

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

hes lurking at your bathroom window right now

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

fur plz /go/index.html

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

the moment has passed.

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

fur

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

My bathroom doesn't have a window

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

Significantly better.

Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Brooks

oh... must be ur mums then

lol

pft fiiine

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

then how do you get strangers from craigslist to watch you pee from outside your house?

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

the original post that started this particular chain just sounded a lot like something I would say.

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

tfw no master

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

Oh.
I may have been overthinking it.

Asher Price
Asher Price

outside

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

you most definitely were not guilty of overthinking. no one here seems to have that problem.

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

We all live in the same apartment lol

I don't live in a house!

I know right... I miss Kanra...

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

if you let them in they murder you, dumdum.

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

ill guess right one of these days

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

bummer. this economy, am I right?

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

Swallow every ounce of your pride and ask Kanra.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

I kinda feel bad for people who live in houses

All that house work must drive you guys crazy

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

i miss him

all i ever wanted was for him to hold me down and use me a little

Benjamin Bennett
Benjamin Bennett

this is a good point. apartments are self cleaning.

Ayden Reyes
Ayden Reyes

sounds like he wants to swallow every ounce of someone else's pride.

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

*semen

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

konosuba ova pl0x

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

Probably.

Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

don't be crass.

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

apartments are definitely better

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

I already know what building you live in fam

Caleb Bennett
Caleb Bennett

Are you drunk?

Yeah... you're right. I live in a very far left liberal city, the rent is through the roof and it's almost impossible to find work

Fuck out of here, he's my master

tfw im the only one who does all the house work
cooking
cleaning

At least I don't have to mow a lawn and herd cattle

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

nailed it!

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

Nooooooooo no no

No

Me?

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

nope... gotta work

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

whoa

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

Are you at work now?

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

yes

James Gomez
James Gomez

notchet

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=824091

Kayden King
Kayden King

But Kanra's semen would be like the nectar of the gods, the forbidden fruit of knowledge to any lesser being and instill so much pseudo-intellect in someone.

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

I can't believe this four-eyes become the sixth Mizukage

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

<3

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

you make a compelling argument. now I kinda want some.

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

No it's bad... you won't be able to blast music or smoke weed whenever you want

What's your job again? I forgot...

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

Lol Grim would get jumped if he ever came to my block

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

Copious consumption of it made Kanra who he is today so would you doubt its efficacy?

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

Why?

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

i exchange goods or services for currency

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

it even works for himself? that's just impressive.

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

He's not known by anyone here
What goods and what services if you don't mind me by asking

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

the kind with intrinsic value

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

i do neither of those things so apartments are better for me

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

Would you ever question it, you philistine?

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

Very dank of you!

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

certainly not anymore. I try to learn from my mistakes.

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

keyword there being "try"

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

Isn't Kanra's miracle from drinking his own cum more than drinking magic cum?

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

Did you ever steal anything valuable?

Ask long as you're not loud you should be okay.
Where I live a lot of African Americans blast music and smoke weed in the stairs... Thankfully the Puerto Ricans check em

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

no but i did exchange a few things..

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

That's Alice's Kanra

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

Yes, that was the joke.

John Mitchell
John Mitchell

I've read this several times now and it still makes very little sense.

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

Loco you are scum.

Grayson Jackson
Grayson Jackson

damn typos... it's hard typing on this keyboard

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

damn dog he finna merk a nigga

James Garcia
James Garcia

I'm saying his cum doesn't make one a pseudo-intellectual.
Drinking one's own cum does.

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

He missed the entire point of the "joke" being that it's just auto-fellatio.

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

im out... work

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

Tell me more about your job in detail

Kek

Jaxon Perry
Jaxon Perry

I've never claimed to be a clever little girl.

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

I only know about it incidentally.

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

Grim

Wyatt Wilson
Wyatt Wilson

You just "accidentally" left your mouth agape and didn't mean to point your penis at your mouth, right?

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

It's not my fault, it's just
you know.
Sometimes you're having a good time, just beating it,
and then you're cumming all over your face,
and some of it gets in your mouth
and you're just wondering where you went wrong.

Wyatt Perez
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