no. do not slow down. drink more and more.
In summary, hurts like a bitch.
I love maps
this goes to tokai
Get over here then
And the "canal" they go down to the side of your knee cap is sore as shit for like two weeks to the touch.
I do cocain
i do cocain
Perfect for me? Or you?
Or just the file in general?
OH YOU TOO?
KING O DA NOOOORTH
fucking love creating these memes when drunk
I tried but you wouldn't let me ;_;
oh btw ^ is a jojo pose for luka
look at dis dood
Looks like he's about to get fucked in the butt.
thats what he wants from asriel
you did it!
fuck i look retarded in that picture
selfie with tha lux
Just the idea of something going in and around the kneecap sounds bad to me. I had some knee issue when I was younger to do with doing too much sport, tendons and growth some german sounding name and that was painful enough.
I feel like it's hard to take anything posted with this image seriously.
nothing I post should be taken seriously.
Lemme see this page for you!
I more meant it as something for my own nefarious purposes.
So fucking lolz
We were so fucking loud dude
Surprised no one got kicked out this year
When was this lol?
all those final blows
My left is nonexistent from repeated stress and injuries over my life. There's no synovium left on it. So it's not really painful or anyone, just fatigues easily.
I'm supposed to not really do too much on it but I have for the last 10 months or so and it's been fine, even running. Only thing I stopped is doing any weighted exercise on it.
It's supposed to be replaced but eh, over two months on my ass seems like hell.
that poor team rocket girl tho
she got gangbanged
Grim, text Roman to come join our lobby haha
He's no response and he said he wanted to play.
I was like borderline blackout drunk
I remember seeing a pic of her that Manny took
What even happened
He's in, thanks
The last time I got into overwatch,
I had to watch my entire squad get murdered, and barely made it out alive.
I shouldn't have missed that shot.
we all rushed her and manny/israel picked lifted her up
she had nowhere to go lmfao
Filter on competitive
grims hairy tummy
I actually just bought one of these from a russian dude on ebay
nah. I only have about 10 hours of that. quickplay is like 210 hours. it's a better representation of my lack of skill.
she was smiling throught it dude
imagine if you guys were scummed and actually ripped her clothes off?
more overwatch shit for loods and luka
Almost threw up
How long do those replacements even last? Would it mean operations every X number of years forever until death to replae/repair it?
Mine if I remember correctly was just something where the tendon for some reason doesn't grow fast enough to keep up with the knee growth when you hit puberty which gets exacerbated by doing sport and thus inflamed, torn and painful but it kind of fixes itself though as the tendon catches up eventually with all the strain getting put on it.
Looks like someone has a rape fetish
whats this lik to
you sound like someone who could use a drink.
look at this ugly ass miku
I was drunk so I complimented her and took a shot
Do you think I am good?
Can someone tell me the name of this doujin?
I remember reading it a while back
you seem a lot better than me.
I don't know how you were so drunk and yet capable of standing.
I will not.
Lmao fucking savage
Did she get all wet when you complimented her?
that flatchest tho
20 years. So yes, it would require another in my lifetime.
There's a term for it but I just remember the colloquial name of "growth pains".
colbear sperging about his pokemans
i guess it's the time of the year where we look at the same sets of ax pics for a year
Luka's fucking dream restaurant
LOOK AT THE IMAGE SHES SO HAPPY
Did you call the Madoka "Lexi"?
it is important that you know they went and you did not.
my fucking dandere > yours
they had so much fun that i plan on going next year
cause drugs and trap bjs
I would bang the homura
Would you play with me?
but she reminded me of her
lets do coke together next con, dude
its 5 days long
I am a very good dog.
only if you carry me.
that's what life is all about.
Her eyes look like she's cumming dude
i uaw LOTTA THINGS things caps
I was gonna make a joke here but I don't want to piss her off.
Can I speak yet ?
dude i swear there's these mexican families spending hundreds of dollars in food stamps at this tiny grocery by my
it's so annoying. it's like this store is too small for buying that many groceries. and you have too many kids
you definitely do. reward yourself with another drink.
do it you fucking whipped bitch
L I T
I need to room with you next con tbh
and you have too many kids
You shouldn't get any federal aid for your kids after the second one.
If you tried to bang that Homura you'd rip her in half.
only if you carry me
I don't know.
Do you deserve to?
pretty much seems like it
who are you again? i was talking to you user the other day and i'm hella unsure
totally agree. if you need every kid under 3 to carry 2 bags while you're on foodstamps it's fucking ridiculous
so triggered when this happens
I don't remember that. but either way
20 years is somehow longer than I expected I was thinking like 5-10. I did a quick google pretty sure it was Osgood–Schlatter. I had to go to hospital and everything for that but it really doesn't seem like a big deal reading about it.
Gimme manga to read
it's just a prank dude don't be so bamboozled
either way what? who are you?
I have it bookmarked.
Especially all the people that just keep shitting out kids to the point they can claim they can't work because they must take care of 10 kids.
Fuck you. Close your goddamn legs and stop just living off welfare and get a job.
You may speak,
only as a dog.
Stop what, Hentai-aho-chan?-
ohhhh it's prob dank or whatever
Me and the squad wanted to get a really fancy ass apartment next year
I ain't about that cheap shitty hotel life anymore
you being alive is just a prank
I'm thinking the exact same thing
like a hotel on the official ax hotel block or something
You may speak,
only as a dog.
see this is why I have a hard time seeing you as a switch.
and you know what.
Most minor shit anyone had as a kid sounded scary and unique but in reality, it's something like everyone deals with.
BUT WHY !?
You need some counseling bro why are you so mad ???
yeah i hounestly feel like those families should be exterminated
but mexican kids are fucking adorable
maybe kill the parents and make the kids train for america's got talent
but mexican kids are fucking adorable
OH SHIT ONE OF THOSE
you're honestly blood chan tier
When they turn 20 their faces melt
oh its july I should make a new list
yeah man they are too cute to get mad at
i just get mad at their trashy parents
Just like get rid of jus soli so they can stop shitting out anchor babies that let them get federal aid despite being illegal.
Fuck you. You don't pay taxes. You don't get to get shit.
grim i would totes to blow with you
here's to hoping i get higher than a fucking c plus this time
also i am thinking about taking hrt
Desu's just way too subby though.
He really brings out the dom in me.
And you have no idea how perfect
this image is in my mind.
That's not what a dog sounds like.
Desu is able to not "xD pretending to be retarded" every once in a while at least.
You seem upset anything wrong ? Trouble at home ? :c
I am your friend you can tell me anything you know
it's just a constant stream of it since he fucking make me lose my shit in voice
who is desu.
Desu's just way too subby though.
Could it be you are still mad at me calling you panjeet so you see me in a negative light only !?
this is desu
was i responding
okay. I see your point.
No, you were laying your head down.
Why does Murder take so long to respond
Literally 0 regrets
no. you were drinking. keep going.
yeah it's pretty ridiculous
there should be a flat baby limit regardless of if you're legal or not
yeah dude blow off tits next year
Walk around the streets of Amsterdam in drag.
if you snapped back to reality once in a while it would be cool
but you don't fucking stop man
the fuck is wrong with you
It does seem relatively minor but not quite everyone deals with common, although not by any means uncommon either. Apparently 1 in 5 "adolescent athletes" and given the number of obese/sedentary kids there are you could probably quite easily be the only one at your school.
grim did you blaze and drink when you were blowing coke?
that's the shit right there
It was a very important point to make.
Post the animated one.
that episode was so good.
important seems like such a strong word.
last year I was blazing and drinking but this year I had to take care of luke cuz babbies first con
I did everything in moderation
needing fucking subtle to make your list more kawaii
I made that one myself fam. from scratch
rarely have I seen a more pathetic image. congrats.
nice man. sounds like you had a real good time
glad no one died
the live tweets were entertaining
What are you on about
also get rid of lowkey lewd on subtles ffs
I don't have it ._.
That's why I used it.
You can't expect me to go anything but full dom on someone so much subbier than I am.
I'll keep that in mind.
i thought he did the whole layout
cause you're bad at cumpooters
I know other things to.
Like how to uh, well I know there's a trick you can do with, no, wait, shit.
what an appropriately ironic image.
Ian was fucking endangered man
this isis isusper different
but I trust canada
im not in amsteedam
do not do that. drink more.
yeah man i've seen that look on people's face before on hallucinogens
he did too much bro
nah but in all reality
it's just surface hate
deep down I want to set you on the right path and see you succeed
im not a poet
im not eiligbable
double tabs to impress the trap
holy shit black gymnist
is this dominique dawes .2?
Shame on that guy who gave Ian acid
if you do I will like you.
Be sure you do so.
Canada is love,
Canada is life.
yeah dude like what a fucking stupid time to fry balls for the first time
You've known me for how long and still haven't figured out I'll do something you don't like for my amusement ?
I'm just speaking in general.
Like, almost everyone as a kid had something that had to go to the doctor over and hearing it scared the shit out of you but it was ultimately inconsequential.
The kind of "mental disorders" that everyone tries to brag about having tier stuff.
That is meaningless but people just say it fish for sympathy and pity.
I don't know
we only talk when you're under the influence of something
In my defense he was trying to impress matthew
so I was like aight, here's 2 tabs
weeb filenames are great
thisiis is exactly the senetence a girl made me kiss her in church
I wanna give you tullips
But we are talking now
i kinda can't stop picturing how funny it would have looked to see colbert fucking lose it and run out of a crackaddicts house cause he thought he was being kidnapped
get that feeling though
sometimes you just gotta get away
my roommates friend like broke out of our bathroom window and the cops found him on our neighbours roof lol
you're not high?
that story is very good. keep drinking and telling me more stories.
I thought you said you were only allowed to speak like a dog?
I haven't soaked wead since I was 19
Go wander around your living room in drag then.
i-i thought that was only to you
Is Murder around?
you're doing pretty crappy at that.
My friend got triggered so hard by a pigeon
It was the best thing ever
I suddenly wonder what they smell like
I want to kiss and lick them
That's not what a dog sounds like.
You're becoming Desu, wanting to sniff anime girls.
all you have to do is bark. it's so easy.
Did I say it was only to me?
who is the user that posts the red hair slut?
too cool for shit fox
I HAVE TO CRUSADE
GOD WILLS IT
i support gaddafi annd al assad but nobodtyy agrees its all sad stories
dont worry its all good wiil
SOTO I FOUND THE TR GIRL
FUCK THATS DVA
she looks pretty
fucking sideways pics
TP YOYR FAT AS FUCK
YOUR NOT COOL
Oh that kind of list.
Have you ever been in a room with bunch of 50-60 year olds when they get on to their ailments though. That is ridiculous how people try to one up each other on the number of pills they have to take and how fucked they are.
you're so bad at this.
no, not sad. happy! drink.
OH SHIT I REMEMBER
Over 100 people went to AX dressed as DVA
yo that's mean af dude
what did i ever do to you
That's not what a dog sounds like.
Let me hear it now.
Make it roses instead of tulips.
that pic fits me perfectly!
just because my metabolism has slowed doesn't mean you have to shame me
ill give you any floweeeeeeer
oh so you can do it. good work.
not fast enough though. I can still kind of tell what you're saying.
I was doing the slav dance
ASSAD WAS RIGHT
GLORY GRLOYR GLROGTPOERYHZERYETYRYZTDY
I'm sorry for not barking enough
that was really mean man
i thought we were cool
and then you ruin it instantly. no wonder rin is so harsh on you.
it was 10/10
This one was me back in high school.
I'm gonna /sleep/index.html soon.
i mean i gave you advice about your political campaign and everything
i guess you are e-dating rin and have lost all respect for yourself
whats that mean
pplease ddont leave me
it means drink faster. you're drinking so slow. don't you want me to like you?
Yeah, that's the same as any tumblr-esque hugbox where everyone is just trying to say how much "harder" their lives are than each other.
i may be fat
but at least i am not cybering rin
now stay like that.
hopefully rin finds another fast food job soon so he will stop posting 24/7 and sending fucking email requests for nudes to every fucking poster
cyyybering is for fuckwasdsa
i dont cybver
I'm getting tired. x-x
And you should be sleeping soon anyway.
it's fun to dream
you can do it!
kinda weird actually.
TP, you say shit like that.
But at least I'm not the pathetic waste of space who has to be an ass to people on the internet, in the hopes of people liking me.
Besides, for all you know I have that job already, and just post all day from work anyway.
totally durnk posting/10
I'm not sure what's so hard about just doing that forever.
it's like always good to see him after his breaks then he inevitably goes fucking full annoying slut and needs to be forced out again
Anyhow, I'm going to bed now.
Desu, keep it up, until I say you can speak like a person.
ddonr lave before..
i can do anything
and just post all day from work anyway.
I wouldn't have thought you were the type to bother replying to such things.
stop making me learn.
life and the many challenges associated, am I right?
damn right. start with more drinking.
It just seems kind of perverse in a way. There is almost some kind of parallel to be drawn with how people compare themselves to their peers in terms of success on the basis of their respective levels of material well being but it is like it is in reverse.
man, you are really bad at following directions.
yeah you can tell when he's going through some hard shit
i guess we should be compassionate
I feel like doing things that show much emotion are a waste of time.
Making fun of your intentional typos.
I get bored sometimes.
well here at least
unless you are trying to go to next year's ax
or get hella nudes via email
but can you keep it up?
boredom is why I do what I do. your thing seemed like it was because of a lack of patience. maybe due to your lack of sleep. goodnight.
something tells me that rin is not going to bed at 9pm
I am not trying to do either of those things.
Yeah, the whole "privilege" thing and people trying to have some inferiority measuring contest like it meant they're totally overcoming being at a disadvantage but it doesn't mean fuck all.
oh then yeah you got the right idea
emotions are pointless
so tell me about your week
hey lesser wishy
I'll never understand people's desire to pretend that being disadvantaged is a good thing. I'm a worthless sack of shit and I wouldn't recommend it for anyone.
much like last week, it was an exercise in finding ways to distract myself from how empty my life is.
oh shit that's fucking kira isn't it
I may have achieved fuck all but I achieved the same fuck all as you whilst I was way more disadvantaged therefore my fuck all is worth more than yours and makes me the better person.
i recommend this show called 60 days in
it's fucking funny af
wait kira was canadian nvm
I'll make a note of it.
they plant civilians in an indiana prison
some dude got sucker punched day 3
holy shit this mixed uneven bar gymnist has the biggest chin
that's all i notice
well sorry that's all i got
what do you do to get your mind off the pointlessness of existence?
you are better at recognizing sarcasm than most.
where is bard. why can't you people be like bard.
I'm going bed too
so riddle me this
were you someone before you were this "call me what you want" user?
i mean tons have posted that av so it's not very indicative to me
that avatar is actually pretty dis-pleasurable to me but i like your posting style for some reason
i think cause like ninjah fucking posted her or something
give me ideas for animes to watch
Akage no Anne.
sorry sorry, I should have clarified
GOOD anime, thanks
aren't you a gay af furry?
I have no interest in my past, or in revealing it.
What are your favourites?
like what would he know about cute anime girls
have we been through this before?
like maybe last year?
I don't remember, honestly.
ur a moron u oxy breather!!!!
naruto, akame ga kill, kill la kill :^)
fucking crazy people.
Probably Musashi Gundoh will be right up your alley then.
holy shit my browser crashed. couldn't handle the usher
do you know me from back in the day?
what's good dude
so like what happened to all your friends
like kyle and the dude that kyle fucked
and the other guy that kyle fucked
and the other guy that kyle fucked
i miss those guys
anything is possible. even people not caring who I might be. although at this point I'm starting to realize that's unlikely.
Who the fuck goes to sleep at 9pm?
old people. canadians. depressed people.
bloodchan i love you irl
old people and people who have to wake up early
are you referring to three different dogs?
I was kidding, I dont know what I really like
hero academy was good, the re:zero series out right now is top tier. I watched Boku Dake and that was good too
to many animes
I left work early because some lazy motherfuckers weren't doing their job and the supervisor wouldn't do anything about it
pretty frustrating. didn't wanna start getting mad so I just asked to go home
least attractive human I've ever seen
probably my favorite OP in a while
i like your typing profile and your disdain for bullshit
shame you're doing the "guess who i am" drill but still
who have important shifts tomorrow
by that i mean emailing posters for nudes
that's mighty rude
I am doing the opposite of a guess who I am. I literally do not care what anyone calls me.
It is pretty hilariously bad.
but fairly accurate.
that's the point
if only there was a fuck to be given
that would be a bad way to handle this, I think.
i hear that
we have a similar situation at my job. like this dude gets paid an insane amount of money and literally everyone sees him doing nothing. but he's been there forever
the dude who sits next to him goes on these hilarious rants
by saying that you are making your identity for appealing
Subtotal: 648 JPY
>>>>Shipping: 2,000 JPY
Grand total: 2,648 JPY
lol holy shit
should I do it
I really want it soon
and itll take weeks via snail mail
it is not my fault that people are interested in such stupid things.
It's really baity
but I know I'm a fatty
I don't give a fuck what people think tho
had too much fun to care
i want what i can't have
fucking sue me
do it you weeaboo loser, spend this weeks bread money on sweet anime t-shirts. you look like caveman tech support irl
then you are doing it right.
it's a natural human thing, but that doesn't make it less stupid.
oh yeah it's hella stupid
i guess i will stop thinking about it
so like, besides timewasting
what do you dig?
it's not even a shirt
I'm smelling nezi on this post
should I check?
fucking grim has such a fierce powerful widow's peak
it demands respect
ian does too, but it pales in comparison
honestly at this point in my life timewasting distractions are literally all I have or care about.
idk if you're being sardonic or not dude
have you tried wasting the rest of your life by hanging yourself?
that's kinda sad fam
it was hilarious
pete holmes is a maniac
im smelling curry this post
you both have those power peaks
I have not. if I do you'll be the first to know, I promise.
I have a babby one
answer the damn q
dude you aint got shit
I bet it would fit you just right
am i being sardonic?
yes i am
I feel like that's the point of them.
legit tp compliments are valuable
seriously though dying by hanging seems so crass. I would probably go with a combination of poison and an anesthetic.
well I think they might be a bit to tight, but you know what they say, if the rope fits
speaking of which i had dinner at a cuban/puerto rican restaurant
i was fucking delicious
that is indeed something people say.
are you a fucking dog
go for an inferno
or shoot up a community center
like a bar
or a school
or a church
same dude. i kinda feel like when my friend hung himself he just wanted to piss off whoever found him
with like shit in his pants and shit
all of my data up to this point leads me to believe that no, I am not.
I just tell them to stop talking to me and do their job
and they don't
and nobody does anything about it, everybody hates them
I dunno, I think you may be lying to me
yeah. it's just a nightmare. not that I care much about how I'd be found, but why the hell would I want to add more to my heaping plate of suffering?
it's possible. no one should really put any stock into anything I say.
going out that way points to being a fucking bitch at thevery least
your posts are hard to understand, but alright.
the only thing people should really put into you is bullets
going out -> committing suicide
fucking bitch -> play on words
do I have to break it down further?