So you want to be a game dev? Well here's your station. You're in charge of making a video game. Your protagonist can have one super power, and it's decided by using this link.
So we're essentially fucking over any sort of deal with the devil We got the general plotline here, time for a generic JRPG.
Chase Long
Inuyasha license game it is.
Parker Young
My protagonist doesn't have superpowers, so you can delete your link, thanks.
Evan Taylor
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Liam Mitchell
So basically a normal human (no super strength or super speed) that never gets tired and can run and jump all day long.
So basically platformer Mario…
Jayden Price
guess my protagonist is a fucking newtype
TIME TO MAKE A GUNDAM GAEM
Robert Campbell
I want an Amiga 1200
Easton Kelly
Haunted. The power to cause an area to be haunted by ghosts. I guess I'm making a horror themed Dungeon Keeper game? Or maybe a Witcher game from a villain's point of view, going around turning villages in to literal ghost towns?
I got this website when I pasted your link. What did I get?
Elijah Powell
Spirit World Lordship
The power to have domain over the realm of spirits. .
Juan Price
Make a game about stopping a Ghost Revolution.
Connor Rodriguez
why not starting one?
Parker Hughes
I assume the power means you already rule it, and the game would be about others trying to take that power from you. But you could flip it so that it's about someone gaining that power at the beginning and overthrowing the ruler of Ghost World.
Michael Peterson
OK, i got a really stupid idea: a /monstergirls/ version of santa claus where i visit every house on christmas and fuck them in their sleep.
Adrian Parker
the ability to debut in an engine that doesn't use the y-axis up configuration.
This could arguably describe almost all vidya characters, since you're able to take so much beating and do weird movements and stuff.
Jaxon Long
perfect power for a jew
John Thomas
Only interesting thing I think you can make out of that is a SHMUP, since they mostly let you go anywhere anyway.
Ian Murphy
Luther Strode vidya when?
Leo Collins
I guess I could make some sort of indie platformer with environmental movement puzzles
Daniel Morgan
I got the same one. Sounds like a good premise to work with to me.
Samuel Walker
Pathogen Manipulation
Jonathan Sanders
Time for a gnarly ARPG using old mythos where you mantle the ancient dieties of your dieing peoples to fight conquistadors and the divine wrathbringers of the filthy monotheists.
David Bell
I'd play that shit.
Brayden Russell
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Aaron Williams
I think this is the best one, does this mean I can look however I want
Jacob Bailey
Artists on the internet are retarded, obviously this game would use all those ancient, brutal as fuck weapons made by the savages, just scaled up into insanity. Swords are for paleskins, go get a fist full of gator-teeth and a log and start filling their streets with blood.
Despite being on Holla Forums, I actually like games. That's why I don't create them. For the same reason that I also like Hot Dogs and Laws, but wouldn't consider being a meat factory worker or a politician.
Some illusions are not meant to be shattered. They won't bring you happiness or contentment. Chasing some dreams, will only give you nightmares.
Easton Bell
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Brandon Phillips
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Austin Richardson
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Daniel Ortiz
KEK HAS SPOKEN
Carter Cook
It's literally choosing a difficulty.
Nolan Rogers
How the hell does that work?
Henry Brown
cool
Luis Peterson
It's a supershitposter on a shitposting game where the objective is shitposting
Well, that comes with superspeed and superstrength but then we need to specify if the person really has that endurance or doesn't get tired or whatever. In the end it's gay and useless
Tyler Young
No
Jayden Barnes
No
Tyler Ortiz
The 360 and the Xbone may be irredeemable pieces of shit, but the OG Xbox Hueg was pretty incredible once you look past it having Halo.
If you don't have one already, I'd implore you to just buy one from eBay/Craigslist/Goodwill for like $30, and just hack it and upgrade the hard drive. It's so worth it if you were a fan of the 6th gen. Especially since it's almost 2017 and still not emulated
Angel Hall
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Luke Diaz
As long as you've paid for them, whore
Nathan Watson
chew
Landon Cooper
You might want to take a step back and blow the top of your skull open with a .357. Because if you don't think false flaggers and Twitter/eceleb threads are the cancer killing Holla Forums you are LITERALLY from reddit and have probably been posting for less than a year, and have never lurked.
I guess it's a city building or strategy game. Can I change the keyboard?
(checked) I never really understood that mindset. I always imagined it like another universe with its own laws of physics, so knowing how things worked made it more interesting. I've done some basic romhacking and made shitty demos in Game Maker and Blender too.
Nobody wants to ERP with you, Bui
Nolan Reed
That sounds like something out of a porn game. Unless said pregnancy inducement is more like that from Alien.
Julian Davis
If that's a superpower, does that make me a super hero IRL?