Hail lord Satan~
Hail lord Satan~
Yay, I feel even lonelier now.
I dunno, you seem pretty nerdy sometimes.
No amount of baths will wash away the sin.
Better accept your new overlord.
You don't have to be lonely!
You have all of us! They were all creeps anyway, right!?
I dunno, I'm kind of weird in that regard.
I like to sit at home, and write, and doodle, and read and stuff, but then I also like to get out, and run around, and do sports stuff.
It's a balancing act, I guess.
I'm pure as a newborn miko.
At first I thought it just orbited.
But then I realized that the audio only shifts when Goku's talking/yelling.
Oh yeah? Wanna make it interesting?
Please? 'Cause you're boring me, homie.
See ya around, Rin.
You fukken what! I bet a tenner fukkface
Liar, you've been here long enough to be corrupted by association.
Speaking of which, bathtime.
That I can kick your ass up between your shoulder blades? I'll take some of that action.
See y'round, Welma.
I am immutable in my purity.
Enjoy your bath.
You making me laugh, good joke twatbag... Pronounced tw@ not twot
** slap *
I have more criminal ninjas working for me than McCain's got arthritis pills and more favors to call in than Jesus. If you think you can even get close to me, I dare ya.
I can't drive and it FRUSTRATES me!!! ;_;
tfw no senpai who knows how to drive
not knowing how to drive
Mfw a drivers license costs 1700 bucks here
You might as well just drive off of a cliff
That seems like way too much.
WOAH, hey. I thought were just horsing around. Too far.
I mean like dorifto in Assetto Corsa. I have a drivers' license but I only have ever driven front-wheel drive cars.
mfw 1200 for lessons + 250 for exam
have to get my car repaired
forgot to have lunch, call Jimmy jonhs
delivery guy forgets my chips and straw
And I tipped really well for a less than a mile delivery >~>
I called back and the manager said he'd get it straightened out but I kinda wanted to eat right now and I can't without a drink
He came back real quickly and the bag had "sorry" written on it
At least you got it resolved.
And apparently they aren't horrible about it.
Sure it worked out but I'm still upset
Not enough to do more than resolve that one problem but still
I can't eat right now without my beverage
Drink water, you pleb.
Sounds like you need some anger sex.
boy oh boy dark souls 3 sure is balanced
Welp, hair finally untangled, shaved off my scrub beard, exfoliated my face with ancient salts and lotions I never used...
I think I'm pure again, I even used talc powder on my legs. @w@
Exfoliation is like my new favorite thing.
What does talc do for your legs?
Aite, just having to make an hour round trip to grab meds
Ahh... a fed Revy is a happy Revy
I always need angry sex
Fuck knows, I have it, and so I used it.
You wouldn't have done it if it didn't do anything I'd imagine.
I guess if no one else will, the task of providing it falls to me.
I wouldn't of had it in the first place if it did fuck all.
It came with the Lush set I got on my birthday, and is probably out of date but fuck it, it's just powder stuff.
Nothing bad happens with powder stuff.
Nothing bad happens with powder stuff.
Grim on cocaine.
grim on coke
That's like... the total opposite of 'Good for you'.
Who the fuck gave Grim coke?
And if yhe bought it, he shouldn't be allowed money anymore.
I don't sleep with people I don't know very well
I'm finishing up a report that was due Friday, but that people refused to help me with. I sent out a template for people to put information in so that this report would be as easy as cut and paste, but most of them ignored it. The two people who actually filled it out are going to get free tacos courtesy of me. The others are going to get chewed out by management.
So nothing but fun! :D
There's a first time for everything.
We can get to know each other then.
hah fuckers, no needs for the rude
Soto did, I guess.
Don't even bother.
only testing projection
only running one test
not testing all variables
not isolating the important variables
It's like you're a filthy normie and not a real scientist.
tfw the meta isnt a stronk as it was promised to be
A scientist I am not BUT DON'T CALL ME A FILTHY NORMIE ;w;
That feel when that feel and none of your frands will fuck you :(
cums from just putting it in
Welp, Rin confirmed for best boyhole.
Am I scientist now?
Well that's about as scientific as it gets
Sorry rin, it doesn't look like anyone's having too much fun
implying I would ever top
Haha oh my
implying I wouldn't power bottom
We can't tie each other up stupid
Tie me up with your extension cords, Rin.
This fucking thing.
I mean, why not?
That just sounds like all new levels of fun.
not using only the finest of silken ropes.
HAHA, STAY SALTY RIN
TEH POWAR OF CRIST CUMPELLS U
TEH POWAR OF CRIST CUMPELLS U
TEH POWAR OF CRIST CUMPELLS U
what the fuck
It's not good unless it's that scratchily hemp rope tbh
Tie each other up
double headed dildo for you both to bounce on.
Keep away from my butt
That's because you're not a filthy rope bunny like I am.
Tbh, I'd probably have a hard time getting comfortable if I'm distracted by the rope burn.
I'm slut, not a masochist.
That's why I'm the one being tied up, dummy.
I'm not sure what to think of this.
I CONCUR, YOU CANDY COATED FOOL
That's no fucking fair, everyone knows Elma has the tightest plushy butt.
Yeah, because it never gets used obviously.
Oh fine, I just wanted to tease Rin anyway; your butt is not important.
I'm slut, not a masochist
No wonder it's no good for either of us
Nignog, you forgot to put ALL CAPS
That doesn't count! ;w;
I don't know.
Candy just makes it weird.
I'll try a bit of blood play for you.
Well, I make everything weird.
I couldn't be bothered to spell canadian.
You should be both tidied up face to face and forcibly kissing eachother with such closeness. >:3
Came 5 times
Didn't even pay for alcohol or drugs either.
Feels good to be selfish, fam.
I'd ship Elma x Revy.
I just wanna buy it just to piss you off
candy is sticky, and makes you sticky, which is gross.
Why would you want to be sticky?
I'd have to take a shower between the candy and main event and that'd just kill the mood.
Unless we have the main event in the shower.
Which is hot.
That's how I feel it would go down with anyone :(
This one was like a straight up porno
What about foodplay, get licked clean then sho- HANG ON A MINUTE, I THOUGHT YOU WAS PURE!
This shit gave me epilepsy cuz they came so much.
Fill my non-existant womb with your cum, Tokai.
Let's prove this website's just a funny thing!
Licking clean just spreads the stickiness.
Pure as a newborn miko.
The deity I serve is a goddess of sex and fertility.
Kinda want to go on that shopping trip with Sabs and treat her to a dinner and then have her fuck my brains out.
Sabs or bust.
I support this.
ElmaxSabs has to become canon.
Oh, then THAT makes sense.
Nothing more pure than sex and nature and stuff.
I guess getting dirty isn't your thing, huh?
I hope I can be more than that.
Tis a pipedream.
I know Elma, but who is Sabs again? I forget.
Is he/she cute? Was I mean to him/her?
Only the bestest nicest poster there has ever been.
I can't watch Elma rocking my world on this stupid phone!
How can you not know that? o.o
Apparently if I were a girl, and wore shirts through the whole thing, not only would you fill my womb with your seed, I'd also enjoy it more.
I'm always up to try something new.
Y'never know, you might like it.
With that attitude it is!
"I don't like sand"
- Anekin Skywalker
We haven't talked much, but I recorded a song for you a few months ago. :3
Tokai, we need to get a breast pump.
I read a fan theory that they were so weird, awkward, and forced because Anakin was using the Force to make Padme love him He just wasn't aware he was doing it.
That would make sense, but I don't think Lucas is that clever.
brb .giffing it~
It's not in my M.O. to e-stalk.
OH yeah, I remember you!
Sorta... you're cute, not nasty at all!
Alcohol. And going away for months on end chasing spirit animals and cars.
Well if it is new you'd like to try, LOOK NO FURTHER!
We barely talk much so I'm practically new!
But, rather, I just like giving better ideas.
Like making your fake cum lube with egg, yoghurt, cornstarch n a bit of salt.
I was drunk... and I couldn't find an upload for it... yes?
How are you this confused?
THIS: Is Sabs.
I am Elma.
Gang bang brina
huh, actually might have some credit
i just made a video of the fake turkish ripoff starwars, but it has been uploading at 38% with 39 minutes remaining for about 2 hours, idk what's going on
I don't remember if you were drunk, but there was now download link for it. I ran it through a broadcast mixer at work and recorded it into Adobe Audition. That's how I get a lot my music.
that's a good one
You, Elma, and loco gonna turn me into a knife block when?
sorry, not uploading, processing
it already uploaded
fake turkish ripoff starwars
I can't wait!
I am suddenly disinterested now.
Fucking put your name up like a normal person!
OH yeah, it was Wraparound - Stunt Double.
Yeah, I still have it on my ipod!
I could honestly hug you and love you to death in a totally platonic way and give you chocolates.
That's how grateful I am.
Yeah, you are the bestest.
well, you will have to, this shall be known as the eternal 39 minutes
I may have gone too lewd there.
I mean, I didn't mean to tell you to become Desu.
But giving up this quickly is a little boring.
And I'm a FILTHY NERD.
That just sounds weird and gross.
But we'll try it without first.
Here's the .gif
God dammit Holla Forums
I don't even like blood
Just being hurt
I am.... So bored............
Giving up implies there was something there to begin with.
What's being a nerd have to do with it?
Aw, I'm glad to have helped! <3
But I haven't stretched or milked my adrenal gland!
Sorry. Sometimes I goof a little too much.
Well expect more confusion from me!
I have enough trouble as it is trying to remember people!
I'm sorry, I just baller too hard. ;w;
Have you got better ideas?
I'm not really endowed in the brain department, my ramblings are hit and miss, really.
Better just to buy the real stuff then,
sometimes being frugal sucks... as you've seen my cooking.
Hush Nezi, enjoy your sleepings, for awake is lewd.
It's not your fault. I'm too much of a debby downer
I can work with that too.
There could be.
There won't be without an attempt.
Nerds are boring, duh.
That's, like, the de-facto law of the cool kids, isn't it?
Maybe being made to wear a shock collar.
So you literally can't be disobedient.
"Lick my foot."
"I said lick, worm."
sure yes sure
I need to take care of something
Tigers dont stretch
hope blair goes in prison tbh
It's probably safer to not try.
I wouldn't know because I am neither a kid nor cool. *shrugs*
Blair should hang
Debbie down all you need to. We'll still love you. *double shot of squish*
Scoot, I want to go back to the zoo soon. I didn't get to see the tiger last time.
Humanity did not get to the point it's at by being afraid of trying.
Mistakes are how we grow.
And it's not like Sabs is the type to hate you for trying.
In private, yes.
In public, remote controlled buttplug.
Oh god, what did I get myself into? ;w;
Btw, I had this friend who had this idea of making a buttplug out of frozen Shea butter, with a sort painful irritant in the centre as a different layer or reverse to soothe the pain... ideas included chilli sauce/popping candy for like fire/electric feel.
THAT'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUTE @w@
And I'm even gladder, makes me warm inside, and in a good non-lewd way. The kind of way when you take a few certain drugs and curl up in pyjamas sort of way.
I love zoos, rawr fave big car
Humanity is also self destructive by nature, so...
I'm just gonna stay on my bed and cry some more.
that girl has a very attractive body
kid has good taste
You like hurting me
naww why would you say that
Oh G2 Fnatic
That just sounds uncomfortable.
I can't do lewd things that would affect day-to-day life.
There's a thing here, but I won't press it.
Because you know I don't like music... yet you post it at me all the time
u do tho
Oh it's just a one-off with a bit of planning. Not an ad-hoc thing where you GOTTA do something. Say a walk in the park or something.
The ice plug sounds stupid though.
Did I just put you off lewd a little? .w.'
fnatic loses to faze
astralis lose 16-6 to gambit with 0 rounds on T side
god damn it nothing is predictable
He's been in the ballpit too, and looks comfy as FUCK
I wanna be that kid!
Little dude doesn't have a care in the world. ;w;
If I'm going for a walk, I'm not doing it with something in my ass.
Not in general, no.
Yeah stop posting it in my thread
We can predict that G2 win :3
Fate/kaleid liner Prisma☆Illya 3rei!! just started airing today..
Then classic ol' tied up, cat ears and buttplug tail it is!
Make that shock collar a pet collar! >83
when you post with your personas that bother me too. but look, it's all right. you know i love you, ya scamp.
Did you watch the first 2 yet ?
What personas? I'm generally a very nice and caring person
Can I post in your thread, bae?
But one day, maybe
When 720p+ Eng sub non-HorridSubs
they better, they've worked so hard for this
i wish that we could turn back time
to the good old days
hmph.. what do we watch after bake~
But not too little that we're faggy edgelords.
Go hard or go home.
dont really wanna play that
Good girl, you are an acceptable amount of obedient
Like, a thing about how the outlook that humanity is self-destructive as a species is flawed, and why it's flawed.
But it's long, and complicated, and I don't have the words or mental state to communicate it anymore.
implying that isn't how it'd be anyway
But you don't tie a pet down.
Unless you're ready to get kinky.
what do you do in your free time?
Nezi is the thread's punching bag.
Then why do you start games with me?
Can we finish it tomorrow master ? I have to leave for the rest of the day soon :c
What about that leg to thigh, arm to muscle tie thing?
You know what I'm on about, right?
I'm still going to talk to him though!
Hi BC, whats up?
Hi again Sci
Thank you baaaabe *hug*
i dont play games
You'll be considered unpopular if you do...
And I'm Ema
ow! you hug too hard
Then why do you play games with me?
vidya, read, or exercise (currently)
Yes, you are
I'm not denying it.
Can't help it, I'm just naturally oh so strong
I'm already unpopular, so I don't think it matters much who do and don't flirt with.
Oh? Have you been in the gym long?
Is there anything else you do? Like... IRL stuff?
Cuz I just heard you work on cars or do manual labor or something.
Nothin much as of recently, actually ;-;
Usually I just hang out with friends and play vidya with them. Or work on shit for D&D.
not at all. youve been really cool the last couple weeks btw.
...how much can you lift?
You're a 14-year-old gay boii
You are the most popular person here
I like Nezi too but she doesn't like me...
How can I be uncool again?
with ties like that..
where do you put it
We absolutely must..
No, but that looks fun.
This one. Enough to crawl around in, not enough to get away easily.
Are we being too lewd?
I miss Eva so much............
how's D&D? my friends tried to get me into it but it seems too dorky even for me :u
nah I used to work on my car but new car doesn't need repairs
I have a job doing valet, which I need to leave for in a minute, cya~
don't you feel better the more honest you are?
No wai, I like to remain a mystery~
I'm not 14! I'm 17 in 20 some days!
No way... It seems like grim is one of the most popular...
It's actually super fun! I'm the game master, so I run everything!
Nah, it's definitely not dorky. I mean, I play it!
aw, alrigth, see ya later ;-;
I told you don't do that, right?
Like 280 or something now? It's been a bit since I've actually been to the gym and while I do work out at home all the time I don't exactly own the weights necessary for checking right now
Usually you hang it from the ceiling.
What's even the point?
Either restrain them or don't, there's no middle part, that's just defeating the purpose.
Message me earlier than 1 am so I actually have time ^^'
Want me to message them for you?
isn't that lonely?
How would you go about bringing up the idea of bondage to a girl?
..I have no idea how that would work
say "hey im kind of into bondage"
Probably start with asking about handcuffs, it's likely the easiest smoothing into it
It isn't so much as a middle point but rather like... a hindrance; which you can use to be extra teasingly mean.
As in 'You want to suck my cock? Better crawl and beg for it~'
Add something like
'Hey kid, wanna try handcuffs?!'
Don't word anything like I word it though, or else you'll be put on autismo pills.
Alright I'll post results soon.
I'll message you at like 5pm then. You're free tomorrow right ~?
Good luck Lenks
You've got shit taste, mate.
Pulleys on the ceiling
attach rope to tie through pulley
pull rope through pulley
affix to solid object
subject is now hung from the ceiling in a hogtie.
because anyone who's intelligent doesn't know how to contort themselves to undo it.
The point of tying someone down, or being tied down, is the loss of control and ability.
do it like i said
yeah but like
where do you put it
damn are you still at AX
And by soon I mean a week after I start dating this girl.
I'm free every day there's literally nothing to do at home..
Whoa dude, I'm not big as a rope bunny as you!
But don't stop though, I'm learning and stuff.
Oh, are you talking about people dangling in bondage?! That shit is as weird as it is awesome.
lol i think thats his work
Yeeeah probably wanna get into a firm relationship before you take her to the play room as that fucked up movie put it lol
Except for spending time with me :>
Plus you're busy on sunday you butt and yesterday
why would he wear that to work
you gotta hide that power level dude
Bondage is lewd and stuff.
grim has no shame lmao
he's cool tho so he kinda pulls it off anyway probs
Grim is utter shit, tbh. Just keep reading his post and you'll see what a pathetic creeper he is
Ohhh....are you too busy to go to gyms now?
I text her phone but she takes forever to answer back...
Do it right be before she's about to cum, she'll let you do anything in that moment
TIE HIM UP!
TIE UP THE NON-BELIEVER!
You usually don't.
Hogtie's more an embarrassment thing than a sex thing.
I guess in theory you could hang them just low enough to kind of finagle your way in.
Or just face fuck them.
I might also be a huge brat,
so finding my way out of bondage actually sounds kind of fun.
Hanging people in bondage isn't really a sexy thing.
Except maybe to the person being hung.
And anyone possibly facefucking the victim.
I'm as pure and innocent as a newborn miko.
that's cool, being shameless is a ok with me
That's kinda rude, guy.
I don't actually think he posts much at all... Seems like his posts have been between far and few.
Even before AX I think. That or I just was playing vidya.
Anyway, whats up witchu gurl?
Yeah sure <_<
i think it is ;_ ; i wish you'd open up more
All my coworkers are jelly
wales better fucking win
sounds less fun tbh
Well excuse me. I don't think there's a better way to spend your time though wouldn't you agree master ?
shes from homestuck!
but like why wouldyou wear that at work??
why not wear it to work?
Usually yeah but lately it's been more cause I pulled a muscle in my back, should be better by next week though so back as of then!
So I've heard.
What is that even about anyway? I remember I was in a thread about it, but it was just nonsense waifu-talk.
Y-Yeah of course
I'm teaching kids java
P sure it's a nerd environment
i have no idea what it's about really. only read four acts i think
nerds are in now
You're not fibbing are you master...
So spankings and a more doting dominant is order, right?
Never thought of it as a sexy thing, but fucking cool.
I always liked the idea of 'Hole in the Wall' gloryhole thing.
Weird or hot? I always found it both.
What else are you into?
I'm wont to agree.
do you read a lot of webcomics?
no i dont read any
I'll try anything for you anyway
NOT IN MY THREAD
Nuffin, just tryna beat the HEAT
If you give Grim any personal or private information he'll post on the thread behind your back for 15mins of fame
Jealous of a pedophile? I don't think so.
I see... and are you bulking up or just building lean muscle?
Eyup. Patience is a virtue my friend.
I mostly just need someone who can keep up with me and my shenanigans.
Not necessarily punish.
Glory holes have always been weird to me, like, why fuck in a hole in the wall when I can tie my partner down and take my time, and have my way with them exactly like I want to?
I'm pretty vanilla, but I'm not too against things, and don't mind trying new things.
Hogties are weird, tbh.
I'm not one to want humiliation.
doesnt ur therapist ever tell u that?
what if it's like
questionably small clothing
Psycho the rapist
I think glory holes are more of a gangbang/orgy thing.
I dunno, something about scoring a tally on someone's ass with magic marker seems really appealing to me; not that I'd force my partner to do stuff like that, I think orgies are like unicorns, they either happen in the moment or like planned to high hell.
You don't seem to go like.... a 1000 miles a second.
Then again, never seen your shenanigans.
More so bulking up, throughout highschool I was pretty darn smol yo
Like those kangaroos of virtue?
IT'S OKAY TO CRY ON THE COUCH
BITING THE PILLOW HELPS
YOUR TEARS ONLY MAKE ME HARDER
We're going to do some art therapy.
With me scrawling a tally on your butt MARKING EVERY TIME I CAME INSIDE!
MY SEMEN WILL MAKE EXCELLENT MODERN ART! AND YOUR FACE WILL BE THE CANVAS!
Are you drinking
Don't be afraid to strangle her with your belt
He already knows everything about me
Were you picked on..?
No, I just like the idea of a crazy rapist playing psychotherapist.
Huh, who'd'a thought.
I don't care for orgies either.
My shenanigans would stress a lot of doms out.
Mostly because I'm not (entirely) a masochist, so striking me just wrong will just make me clock you.
Are you running in the nineties?
Which one's boipussy have you destroyed already?
look at all them shoutas... thank goodness i'm not a teacher
Well face is always a no-no, unless it's a cute slap.
That's why being switch is the best, you get best of BOTH worlds! And I know how to describe it! You're a picky eater! But with butt stuff!
A bunch in like early grades but I used my sense of humor and speed to slip into the more popular of groups, I could make people laugh and did decent at any sports requiring leg power. Won a good amount of my classmates over in the end! now I just want to be better really
They're all playing Rocket League atm so it's fitting
no i mean in talking to other people. cuz lemme tell you something, i think we're a lot alike in very important ways
Smoking makes you cool.
This isn't even in a class room.
Where the fuck is this place?
This seems so wrong and out of place.
..a no no?
Vaping must make you drown in poon then
no vaping makes u gay
Get on my level. Cigars is where it's at.
A bunch in like early grades
There's no real cliques or "popularity" when you're under 8. Everyone makes fun of everyone for the dumbest shit.
I don't mind butt stuff in concept.
Just don't hit me, or I'll hit you right back.
Technically also a switch.
Just a sub before I'm a switch.
I don't like clothes that make me not want to do something.
We'll play it by ear.
that's fucked up
yeah he posted my picture a few times already
hm... yeah... grim is an asshole!
I thought vapes accompanied raincoats, neckbeards, fedoras and My Little Pony.
No, that's Linux distros.
Not smoking mids
It's like you want your team to die at B rush.
cancer is pretty cool
I dont really know how that works.
if we go shopping just nod if it's good and else shake your head, no questions.
It can get you certain groups of women but..... Well there's a really big issue with quality there
Fair enough but i feel like it was part of what pushed me to be so social and like build myself around others, dumb idea looking back on it I have to admit it has left me a little dull as far as what I can give in most conversations but working on that too lol
How about you accompany me to my bed? :^)
That's for literal niggers.
Well, not sure if I'm a dom or a switch or sub, just really indecisive and nervous.
And what I mean is, you're sorta picky with what you like and don't... in a sense... I think?
Maybe I wanna get hit. Make my fucking day qt. FULFIL MY DEATHWISH
Oh no, I'm running Windows 10 so I miss out on fedoras.
I'll be back laterz
Time to put on my sunscreen
Oh, it's gonna get worse. All we need is someone straightedge as fuck and the circle is complete.
Oh damn, it's actually another name for weed.
Well, the more you know.
Have a blast bae
I'm sorta picky with what's okay, in every way you could interpret that.
But I'm not so experienced in this regard, so it's not as if I know for sure what I don't like.
The ironic shitposting circle.
Welp, throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks is helpful.
And it is actually great that'll you'll hit a cunt back. Some subs have this problem with pairing up with sociopathic monsters and wind up in legit mistreatful relationships.
Tbh, I'm sorta losing interest in people all together... just feel detached from people, tbh.
There's a shitload of pseudo psychology bullshit about early childhood development and negative reinforcement from peers but as a whole, you have no defined concept of "us" and "them".
I mean, whatever close friends you had as a kid, you would hate and be best of friends in the span of 30 minutes anyways.
Seems weird and a fallacy to just put so much weight on actions that are inherently meaningless when trying to see your own development of a person.
Don't go full Sweden and full nigger, SD.
Sure lol. idk what those are
tbh making sure my partner is my highest priority.
that old servant blood seems still there.
I'll be here forever!
what does that look like?
No surprise there.
is happy should've been there
Hell nah, was just making a counter strike joke there with smoking map middles.
ikt's dong x Tokai's asshole meet up when?
It's also worth noting.
Yes, I'm picky.
Yes, I'm stubborn.
But, I am not immutable.
There's a difference between being submissive, and being a pushover.
Subs know how to say their safe word.
Pushovers are afraid no one else will look at them.
People are- I'm, like, misanthrope lite.
Serve me, baka.
Lick my feet.
A load of people refuting silly shit with sillier shit.
Like 'Nigga uses chocolate teapots? Fucking scrub, I brew using an ice kettle!'
Okay would you like the reasoning that I just did it for like no apparent reason and just never bothered to look at the bad parts of it until i was older? lol you have heard that I don't claim to be smart already
a horrible movie but hilarious af in ways
using an ice kettle
I brew using nothing but water, tea leaves, and my own two hands.
What a process x_x
Brew your hands?
Lol it looks like crap just from the cover.
sticks out tongue
Oh it is a whole unique level of crap on its own
Trying to be pale is a lot of work :(
but how does a straightedge person complete that cycle?
you guise have it easy
Might watch it now just cause.
Go full misanthrope.
No quite what I meant.
Every stage of your life develops you but trying to derive specific times, especially ones so early that your memory itself of it only remembers "traumatic" ones, where it definitely made a change on your person seems wrought with error.
The bigger things that affect your development as a person are the constants that are so inconsequential that you won't commit them to memory because they're the norm and never of note.
I ain't misanthrope-lite, more like disinterested.
Like I say 'People, meh'
It isn't people that irk me, it's bullshit.
Yes, you can even sell bullshit and make money but it's just gonna slow things down and make people irate on the long-run.
You just reminded me to delete a kid off Steam, I wanted someone to play Borderlands2 and getting good pub friends is rare but he just rubs me the wrong way and seems too cringey for my tastes.
I brew in my hands.
Remember who you're talking to.
As absolutely abhorrent as humanity in general is, I can't just give up to it.
People and bullshit come hand in hand, man.
Even if it seems retarded that they do.
At least it's not visual novels.
Drink or smoke or something before hand.... and during you'll regret it otherwise
I actually am surprised cause I think I followed that
scanner how old are you even
Roger that chief. I still have almost an entire bottle of Jameson in the freezer.
..... with magic?
I wanna put my penis in Merry nightmare tbh
And with that, I'mma play dota2.
Have fun with shitposting and stuff.
You're pretty cool to talk to <3
A great choice should keep you in a good state for the.... "Adventure"
Your pictures switch directions all the time, stop the sorcery
just take off your socks
Don't be silly now.
See you, Scanlines.
Yeah but everything is free in Denmark!
A-are you mad at me?
Lmao, speaking of adventure, today I got my friends number from my mom and sent her a text. Turns out she forgave me years ago and isn't mad at me. Will probably be seeing her tonight.
WELL I do not live in flatland1 or flatland2
I wanted to believe Rin! Don't break my pure heart in two :c
That is chill as fuck bro, happy for ya
Who knows? Maybe I can start hitting on her again but the struggle to find if she's single will be real.
I just mean that using magic to control physical magic takes way too much effort, obviously.
I don;t understand.
Really? Just ask a week or two into this getting things going again stage
Oh! That is great to hear! but now you are lazy! This pure maiden :^) is in need of some rest if I'm going to get better, laters doll
lenko a shit
because you are flatlander
opportunity waits for no man. league game now bye!
what happened to your "I's Neru yo" pics?
Neru is brain damaged.
Neru is really really based
No, that's fine.
Istill have them aha
did I post anything bad
oh I thought you were asking to be called cute
I'm sorry tokai
oh boy it uploaded
i assume 720 is still processing
the most scandalous of Scandinavians.
Fucking a literal retard is still rape.
They can't consent.
I'm not familiar with those kinds of laws but, er, good for you~ ^^
subby really based too
You're trying to fuck the mentally deficient Norwegian.
Pretty sure that's still rape.
Let's find a rock, I mean a big-ass rock.
whats the fucking point of shoving an android device in your TV if it cant even fucking find windows shares?
Now this is
Tsunchi, I know you want my dick but you don't have to be so jealous :c
That works too.
don't chuu me
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
Tsunchi, I know you want my dick but you don't have to be so jealous
I did not know what to reply to this likee aaa ;; itis sortof hard to do anything but deny and stffs
I even swapped to my tagged images foryou and you grump me on stimm =<
I think he may be typing up a storm :c
That's Desu's job to get his foreskin stuck between your teeth.
It's a literal giant rock.
give him a few minutes to come up with a brit teeth joke man for christ's sake
On the money
I was looking up FF's Gilgamesh on pixiv.
I TRY YOU KNOW butit is hard to reply to everything while tootbhrusing
the one sided dialogue trope is really great though
It probably used to be something like Uluru millions of years ago.
Why isn't this guy just locked up in a looney bin?
Iceland is obviously the remnants of Lemuria.
I was assuming it was some kind parody/comedy show.
Why aren't half the posters here locking up in a looney bin?
I don't keep track of homeless people from other countries.
Just post the webm I made you.
It's apparently Sweden.
The webm is probably you doing this.
Have you done that before?
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody already had come up with a theory like this.
Locking people up in a looney bin costs money.
Execute them, much cheaper. Problem solved.
No one likes Iceland, not even Icelandians.
Doing that to who..?
I will physically hurt you.
this is gud
Tsuchi post the webm.
Could be anyone. Who all is in your harem now because I know I'm sure as hell not. :T
Why would you do a thing like that for?
There's always somebody to oppose new ideas.
Haven't heard of that one before.
Lol, lexi in the park.
Kill them too.
hurt me instead
There's not enough nigger dicks for it to be Mordin.
There's no .webm.
It's just an old joke.
Hurry up my children!
These are what dreams are made of.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.
No one really does like Iceland, though.
No one hates it either.
Maybe SD should do it this time? I don't know.
I specifically remember a webm that had lexi stuck in a bush and was then probably fucked.
I would like to see an SD thread though.
Ifeel pretty thirsty I think I salted my rice too mcuh
You mean muslim
New thread when?
leno you dik