Larger than Life,

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

I AM THE PURE FLAME THAT BURNS!
I AM SIRIUS' SON!
I AM THE INFINITE SPACE!
I AM THE MOST CONQUERING ONE!

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.quora.com/If-Laika-the-space-dog-is-ever-retrieved-from-orbit-would-it-be-acceptable-to-eat-her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8lxV9i1jxM
http://articles.latimes.com/1986-03-13/entertainment/ca-19857_1_career-clayton
Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

asdfasd

Gavin Howard
Gavin Howard

hi sonata whats up

lol. i'd be lost without you dear.
now gimme all your best spikes or the girl get it.

don't start this again or that blackjack guy will come back

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

-is sleepy and lonely without the moon tonight-

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

yea, its cool no need to show, im just conversing

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

I'd slit your throat before you got anywhere near Faye tbh

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

fucking hell I should be on medication for my sleep problems

but maybe it would also be easier to sleep IF MY ROOM WASN'T SO FACKIN HAWT

Brody King
Brody King

when you see all the shit they do on that other board
yeah okay i'm back at it, and yes i'm talking about you lmfao

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

well at least we will always have paris...

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

I learned that having the sheriff as your neighbor has it's benefits
like getting the cops called on you and having him come over and tell them off

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

that is awful! but if you sleep then you'll have the sun to keep you company before you know it.

[disappointed blood-chan face]

hahahaha
yeah i'm watching bebop again thinking how is it legal for a show to be this good?
what have you been up to, my man?

/lewd/res/269476.html#269694
i hadn't seen that!

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

-gives you a carefully plated wedge of brie-

-can't sleep until kitty is fed and medicated- v.v

Logan Hill
Logan Hill

oh you...

Adrian Allen
Adrian Allen

...oh how nice. you wouldnt happen to have a nice chianti to go with this?

Ian Long
Ian Long

what kinda kitty u got?

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

..

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

._.

-is diabetic kitty-

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

how unfortunate.. regardless. care to join me?
*motions to the adjacent seat

seems a pitty not to share

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

streeuth

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

4 am and these fuckers are still letting off fireworks...

dont they know im tryna chill to some good music?

damn...

Owen Young
Owen Young

i wish there were more good anime for me to watch
i started this one that somebody i like told me to watch but its not that great
sitting here wondering how i ended up in the situation i'm in right now

also had the cops called on me 2 times last night

Austin Moore
Austin Moore

oh that kinda stinks. could be worse tho right. how old's the guy?
is it re:zero
what situation?
lol why?

Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

no. i MIGHT give that a chance for the blue
being put in a spot where something will either be the same or tear me and someone apart, it's killing me.

FIREWORKS

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

Goodnight

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

what a guy
well you gotta think how important is it and what's the worst that can happen. my guess probably it'd be fine whatever happens but do your best.
people have no respect it's the fourth goddammit.
have a good one

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

Dicks.

I hate mosquitoes.

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

dfd

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

deport all insects

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

Hey cutie.

Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy

tfw all you want is comfy lazy cuddles with your waifu

James Cook
James Cook

tfw .. eh

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

mogge

William Stewart
William Stewart

How is life?

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

ikkonie slapen
im gonna have breakfast in a bit and then head to town.

Joseph White
Joseph White

Me too, damned insects. ;_;

Enjoy breakfast!

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

sleep is hard

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

when you encounter a sloth, the first thing you must do is identify it as either two-toed, or three-toed, by counting not the toes, but the fingers.

three toed sloths are friendly, and can be picked up.

a two toed sloth might kill you. they have been known to viciously attack, ripping out jugulars with their claws.

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

als pvv anti insecten was zou ik stemmen

thankyu vive le croissants

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

when you encounter a sloth

I can't say I'm worried about this particular possibility.

Julian Foster
Julian Foster

what are you doing up test

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

rip thread

Joseph Clark
Joseph Clark

Bückstabü

Sebastian King
Sebastian King

buttstabbu

Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Jackson

is sci a homestuck

Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

oh, so thats who that is

Levi Gomez
Levi Gomez

not really

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

-0iopk

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

part of me wants to get into it

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

it's kinda cool. only got through the first four acts or something tho. dont really remember.

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

i tried it but couldnt do it

like the fans seem really dedicated so there must be SOMETHING to it

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

then again thats what i thought about mlp and couldnt get into it

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

I want to cum inside Rainbow Swag.

Benjamin Collins
Benjamin Collins

INSTITUTIONALIZED BESTIALITY

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

John Cena says if u don't like gays or muslims you are a bad American and he'll beat you up

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

Nani?

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

wat

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

Wasn't Rainbow Swag his name in pony threads? I think he's just saying he wants to cum in himself.

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

Can I play Bloodborne at your house qt

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

i have no ps4

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

there is no god

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

tell that to the hunters

Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

You know you are British when you have a stressed as fuck shift, come home and remedy said shift with Fish&chips and a hot mug of tea.

Larvly

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

I just want a PS4 with bloodborne instead of a crappy ebf

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

btw, polearms and greatswords seem to be great counters for the dark hand.

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

not having a PS4

and you claim to gaem

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

Scoots gibbe your ps4

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

i'll let you touch erin's buttcheek

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

scoots pls

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

eh, youre really not missing much

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

I'm well aware of the focus shift from Substance to Style.

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

Dude. No need to be pinping out.
Just gibbe 300 Dollar dingos or about 9000£

because lol currency devaluatuon

Austin Torres
Austin Torres

I'll trade you a pack of fags

Hunter White
Hunter White

Damn, what kind of fags?

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

Djarum Blacks

or Dutch and Danish crossdressers

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

You drive a good bargain. How are you not an venture capitalist?

Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

implying I am not an American

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

think about it comrade scoots

you will be so goth

Chase Perry
Chase Perry

i just learned about someone called Candice Armstrong

he was born a woman, liked body building, started using steroids, used them too much, and accidentally became a man

lol

now Candice just deals with the idea of being a he and lives as a boy, but preforms as a drag queen, presumably to try and claw back some femininity by force

lololol

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

i accidentally a whole sex

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

I'd smoke cloves if they weren't both expensive and impossible to find, I don't care how silly they look.

A buff drag queen... with a vagina........?????????

What a time to be alive.

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

I want to feel the roid rage

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

apparently his clit eventually grew into a smallish cock and everything

like wow, there are people who go their whole lives wishing they could change their sex properly, this retard just does it by accident and is like "oh shit"

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

Does... does he have a history of attempting to kill his brother?

Because this is sounding like a specific character from the last Hannibal book.

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

Most proper tobacco emporiums carry such fine cigars.
Mayhap you should stop shopping at the Walton's Market and refueling stations and seek one out.

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

Kylo pls

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

no, afaik one of the few roidcelebs that has not attempted to maim or kill anyone

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WAYS OF CAPITALISM

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

oh no... mooooooooom

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

I could be so goth. I think I should re-go goth/emo again. I have spent too much time blending in with the normies. Fucking normies. -REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

L-laissez-faire?

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

i just pulled out a small piece of hair that was embedded in the skin of my cock head, clearly from swords stubble

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

Last time I bought a pack they were still at CVS, and back then they were more expensive than Marlboros and there were only 12 in the pack.

That's why I said expensive.

John Gomez
John Gomez

More expensive than Marlboro's
only 12

Jesus H. Christ.

I felt a little bourgeois when I was smoking golds, but GG

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

mfw can afford the sweet taste of cloves

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

They're not allowed to sell them as straight up cigarettes anymore because of certain laws that Obama set up, so they have to be "cigars", which makes them just a bit more expensive.

Thanks, Obama.

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

More proof that Obama hates blacks

Nathaniel Morales
Nathaniel Morales

Scoot, don't go goth.

Go goatherd. Bring it back, ay ee odl lay ee odl-oo.

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

But.... that looks like liederhosen....

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

#classicsonic

Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

British people

*petsu*

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

when life is terrifying and full of glorious horrors and you fear the nature of your own existence

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

I feel edgy just for knowing those lyrics

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Jesus Christ, the black parade was a decade ago.

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

boompf boompf boompf boompf

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

So was Borat

Andrew King
Andrew King

and music has never full recovered from the blow.

Tyler Murphy
Tyler Murphy

these fukken posts

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

Still number 1 album for me

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

I feel edgy just for knowing those lyrics
At first I thought you meant the Lonely Goatherd lyrics, and I imagined you singing it to yourself. It was cute. But then I saw the filename...

I'm stealing that!

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

another piece of the puzzle falls neatly into place.

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

Spread the memes

Lol fatty

Gavin Davis
Gavin Davis

four empty panels and a correct statement at the end. very nice.

Kayden Lopez
Kayden Lopez

We're definitely not getting younger.

I never have watched Sound of Music all the way through.

You see, I have testicles.

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

You see, I have testicles.

You mean....

testicles

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

So I guess my next video project is to run a red, grainy filter over The Sound of Music and lower the pitch of all the songs.

Aw...

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

isn't that musical creepy enough already?

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

DO IT!
Please make fantastically creepypasta level videos.
You could make Creepypastas of The sound of music...
:D

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

Sleep is death.

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

I drank Dr Pepper before bed and forgot to brush my teeth.

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

It's okay, I hear dentures are more comfortable than they used to be.

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

So young. So cynical. Damn that rock and/or roll!

Here's a taste of the carnage to come.

Your poor enamel...

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

If I got a job as a butler I could be an endentured servant.

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

I don't even floss either, it's all over. Might as well start carving little tooth coffins.

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

cynical, yes. young, no.

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

Did I ever tell you that I love you and want you to lay eggs in me?

Blake Allen
Blake Allen

You've convinced me, you try to make these puns as bad as possible.

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

Doesn't that taste weird?

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

so desperate. so pathetic. it would be funny if it hadn't been like this for half a decade.

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

The only way to get good at something is to be really bad at it for your whole life and then you die.

Not really, it just tastes like an offshoot of cola.

Gabriel Wright
Gabriel Wright

Dr. Pepper in general or his mouth after not cleaning it?

Sebastian Sanders
Sebastian Sanders

rip in piece gums

Grumpy ol' man.

D'aww, gross. ♥

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

This is the kind of little quip I like to save for when I have kids.

Ethan Garcia
Ethan Garcia

His mouth in the morning, idk what Dr. Pepper tastes like

Grayson Stewart
Grayson Stewart

hey hows your morning coming along?

Slow?

I am only guessing given your making memes :3

Henry Jackson
Henry Jackson

His mouth probably tastes like sewage with that much sugar sitting in it over night.

Dr. Pepper just tastes like Coke but with a little extra tang to it.

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

Good morning everyone

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

Don't worry, there's at least a chance that white and puffy means healthy and vibrant.

My mom always liked "life sucks and then you die." It's a pretty good one.

Nah, I don't mind that morning mouth feeling. It would probably be easier to force my 25 IQ morning brain to adhere to proper oral care if I did.

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

I mean, it tasted like sewage after I gargled that raw sewage, but I don't think you can really blame the Dr Pepper for that.

Xavier King
Xavier King

Too easy.

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

I wanna taste your mouth :3

David Howard
David Howard

Yep. Pretty slow ATM. That'll probably change soon. I got an early start, mostly 'cause fireworks kept me up. I got chased by a bird again, too. I think it's the same one from last time!

I hope you've had a nice day so far.

Got a case of the ollllll' zombie gum, I reckon.

Brody Cruz
Brody Cruz

What's up Test?

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

What are these americans doing awake

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

Are you calling my mom easy? Are you challenging me to a LARP duel? Because I am prepared to make you feel like you got into an automobile accident in a car made of foam swords.

It's 7:30 AM

Jackson Anderson
Jackson Anderson

a better question would be why are you not asleep.

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

That's fairly early to be awake unless you actually work

It's 2:30 pm. I'm going to work soon yo.

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

I think last time I had Coke was two years ago and that was with Disaronno

Baka bakashi

Andrew James
Andrew James

all I'm hearing is a very compelling case for going to bed.

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

Just reading that makes me want to brush my teeth.

This reminds me of Role Models. That movie was a laugh and a half.

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

I had one of the worst shifts ever, but then I got fish and chips. So it it is sorta a even distribution.
And the bird?! that fuckler!
But then again, when you gonna nest you gonna go craycray
And lol, freedom means no sleep.
And are you all backed up from work missed yesterday? like.... freeeeeeedom

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

Hmphhhh
*sits on your lap*

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

What the hell do you drink, just tea?

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

Getting ready for work

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

I'm still awake and I don't know why.

Kayden Thomas
Kayden Thomas

one of the worst shifts ever
Uh oh. Just busy busy, or...?

I mostly worked ahead, so I should be ok. A lot of people took today off, so I'll mostly have the office to myself.

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

Right, fairly early. i.e. not unfairly early. Q.E.D.

Reading that makes me want to brush your teeth too.

Never seen it. Goodness knows I could use some role models though, so I may have to check it out.

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

I was going to say I'm surprised to see you still up

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

<_<

Almost only water then

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

<3
I love you master

Chase Cruz
Chase Cruz

Busy, mostly just super stressful.
just an extremely distressing situation occured that I was legally hamstrung by.
Meh.
It will pass.
most people took todasy off
Lol freedom looks like a toilet bowl.

does this mean tacos for lunch?

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

Maybe you have a disease that won't let you go to sleep and you're going to die in the next week.

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

Well fuck
Time for work
See ya everyone

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

Have a good one!

Sounds serious. I hope you get some good rest after all that.

Tacos for all the meals!

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

I'll die as I lived, shitposting.

You know, some people go months or years without sleeping. Wild.

Later

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

Nah mang

Fair enough, what kinda work do you do?

Unfairly early is meeting in at 6 AM.

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

If you elect me US president I promise every meal will be tacos.

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

I don't think that's at all true.

The second part I mean, I'm totally behind the first part.

Remember, an hour early is on time, on time is late.

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

I'd research it if I cared more than a passing interest.

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

Yeah, I'd research shitposting too if I had more than a passing interest in it.

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

That was bad enough that even I'm sitting here like "Really?"

Mason Lee
Mason Lee

Don't stop me now

Because I'm having a good time

Having a good time

William Robinson
William Robinson

There's something eerily familiar about that pledge...

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

Like the tenants of a old people's home... I ALWAYS follow through

Liam Young
Liam Young

TACO TUESDAY

Seriously though, why are they doing a Lego Batman movie?

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

Because Affleck

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

Do I even want to know what that means?

I'm looking forward to seeing Batman be fun again for once. BvS was so dour and depressing. Plus Will Arnett's voice is amazing.

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

well that was shit
the second I go outside I get poured with rain

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

The Lego movie looked cute. It's a powerhouse of marketing to band Batman and Lego together, especially after both franchises are independently successul.

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

I'd glad that God is keeping a proper eye on things.

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

I am not going to explain that if you dont understand... Its too disturbing...

John Hernandez
John Hernandez

I feel he's trying to trap me in here

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

I didn't tell me to wake up
This is some other person's crime

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

I might be addicted to this picture

bring them to justice

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

There's a joke here that I'm not going to make.

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

ur addicted to dicks

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

disturbing

Levi Hernandez
Levi Hernandez

when sabrina post that dank

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

16 people got shot in NYC last night

Mah city be poppin' tho

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

please do

no u

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

There is no justice

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

I lost it.

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

64 people shot in Chicago

I hope Murder is okay....

Dylan Reed
Dylan Reed

IRRELEVANT

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

I was joking earlier, but now I'm seriously considering trying my hand at a low-pitch, grindhouse Sound of Music edit. BTW, I just heard that the "Black and Chrome" cut of Mad Max: Fury Road could be released soon. I hope they give you the option of muting the dialogue while leaving the sound effects and music intact.

Did NYC share a cup with Chicago?

John Perez
John Perez

maybe you're not trying

am I gonna have to poke around to find it?

kek la kek

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

64 people is a lot, murder is doing just fine. In fact, I'd say it was a red letter holiday for murder.

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

You can try!

James Fisher
James Fisher

Max Chrome

Hot damn, I hope they do. That would jsut be so cool.
AMazingest movie.
Grindhouse Sound of Music.
You better do it. Do it. Do it.
:D
please do it

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

adulf pls

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

*pokepokepokepoke*

I aint no natsoccie

Jose Young
Jose Young

when the vocals kick in

fuck

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

Th-that hurts...

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

I don't poke that hard

Angel Young
Angel Young

Btw, haiii Revy~

I have really soft skin.

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

*sits on lap*

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

Hi guy

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

YUCCK! I don't want your COOTIES!!

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

*sits on lap*

Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

*runs away*

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

Don't post smiley lovely pokemon at me. It has implications.

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

I can be your smiley lovely pokemon, if you want.

Aaron Sanders
Aaron Sanders

good to know

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

e-eh!?

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

WHY IS EVERYBODY TRYING TO INFECETED ME!!!!!!

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

Sorry. I guess I'll go eat breakfast instead.

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

:D

Jack Jenkins
Jack Jenkins

-CHASE CHASE CHASE-

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

*licks*

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

come back soon.

Alexander Russell
Alexander Russell

So, be gentle.

Red and Blue are at the Indigo Plateau,
They'd never have to know.

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

I can probably get what I want with that too

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

What's this?

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Senpai, teach me how to red text. ;w;

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

*kisses tummy*

Brayden White
Brayden White

Unfiltered sincerity.

I should find a way to combine Sound of Music and Fury Road.

Sound & Fury!

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

That's lewd and stuff.

Mason King
Mason King

*kisses penis*

Noah Garcia
Noah Garcia

You just have to put your heart and soul into it.
And believe really hard.
And get really mad
Because this...
is... to go...
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!

Jayden King
Jayden King

we'll get you a custom

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

That's

uh

better?

Owen Smith
Owen Smith

I think it's nicer to hear people with weird or imperfect voices trying for that than people singing properly

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

*rubs it*

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

Pretty much all the fanart of her involves Erina.
It's amazing.

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

https://www.quora.com/If-Laika-the-space-dog-is-ever-retrieved-from-orbit-would-it-be-acceptable-to-eat-her

Ian Cooper
Ian Cooper

its fucking cooold cunt

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

The sound of fury
mad max music road
Maybe....also...do...a... spicle? the sound of furiosa

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

they realized the truth

lies
it cant be cold in straya

Colton Rivera
Colton Rivera

B-but... I don't think I ever got so mad before.

I'll try...

Landon Long
Landon Long

splice**

Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

i wouldn't lie, it's cold!

Gabriel Johnson
Gabriel Johnson

Why hto

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

haha yah right
like 80 degrees huh

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

Just channel your rage!
Become your inner demons!!

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

I'm reminded of this, though the voice is just a tiny bit more "refined".

Maria Furiosa brings Captain Max and the Von Warboy family closer together via their love of music and high-octane death machines.

James Phillips
James Phillips

Why not

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

If you cant do yodel, you cant do war

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

53 >:s

Chase Brown
Chase Brown

Effort.

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

Like this?

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

Just let me do all the work

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

If you cant do yodel, you cant do war
I was taking a sip of tea when I read that, so now I have tea in my nose!

(To the tune of Edelweiss)

♪Immortan, Immortan
Every morning you troll me
With mother's milk
And aqua cola
You oppress and control me♫

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

o-oh

but how do the kangaroos and aboos survive in the cold?

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one she paid it for the lime
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put the lime in the coconut, she call the doctor, woke 'I'm up
And said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
I said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

You're almost there!
Just a little bid more!

Really though, use ==

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

Ok sure!

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

reminds me a lot of first aid kit. it's cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8lxV9i1jxM

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

jeez thts chilly
it's probably winter there though huh :p

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

U+0041

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

*kisses the tip*

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

Oh well, one day I will zalgo text and go too far...

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

it is and it fucking sucks and i want to die

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

Goddammit, SD.

Uwotm8?

Ribbon's a voyeur.

Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

Do you enjoy doing this?

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

AM I ANGRY YET?

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

TESTING

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

I've had the image since 2014 dec.

Gabriel Wilson
Gabriel Wilson

Damnit, guess no zalgo text for Holla Forums ;-;

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

"Just click [Options] and go to Custom Formatting."

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

I now get the playboy logo

Logan Moore
Logan Moore

I'm not sure if that was there back in the day, plus never played with the options.

Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

I love how everyone seems to agree
that IrisuxErina otp

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

I think of the real thing often so kinda, I'm just messing now though

Jacob Taylor
Jacob Taylor

So anyway, Ipod cable broke so I gotta hold it upside down for it to charge properly in a odd fashion.

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

fucking ptsd simulator tho

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

Huehue I have crazy toblerone in my veins

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

first aid kit
It took me a few minutes, but I finally think of the one song of theirs I could remember.
that video
Shower acoustics! I read once that the Rolling Stones had the woman who sings the background vocals in Gimme Shelter record in a shower in the middle of the night. She was called in last-minute because another singer got sick. I think. I'm too lazy to fact check.

Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

I heard that same girl had a miscarrriage the next night

Daniel Reed
Daniel Reed

it's truly meant to be

ikr
I remember trembling pretty hard once when I got ambushed. had the headset on full lol

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

Which one?
There is a million.
Rust, STALKER, etc.

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

exactly

i'll scan you moite

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

Holy crap. I had no idea. :(

The physical strain of the intense duet with Mick Jagger resulted in a miscarriage after the session.

http://articles.latimes.com/1986-03-13/entertainment/ca-19857_1_career-clayton

Cersei looks like Maria's mean sister.
♪The Keep is alive with the sound of screeeaaaming♫

William Diaz
William Diaz

I know this feel.

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

Find a cute bf!

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

I was ambushed... I tried to make a stand.

ARMA3, just got fuggen ambushed by jihadis. my fire team didnt stand a chance.

The Sept though. I dont know much about sound of music, exceptthe flying car

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

everytime i hear it is alot crazier to me now

Josiah Walker
Josiah Walker

Mick Jagger.

More effective than a clothes hanger

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

I have subtle

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

they're nice. Blue is a cute song of theirs.

i remember reading about singers practicing in the bathroom. once there was this anecdote about a guy who held a little mini concert for friends and family and sang to them from the bathroom. but i don't know that that makes sense because like if you want acoustics walls blocking you probably isn't great for that so maybe I'm misremembering.

Robert Davis
Robert Davis

*petsu*

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

Subtle seems to disagree.

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

I'm bored and I don't want to become unbored.

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

I was thinking of Cersei torturing that nun, but your version would have broader appeal.
flying car
Don't forget about the rockin' rooster!

I'll never hear it quite the same way again.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Everyone sounds better in the shower, especially if it's streaming full blast.
bear show
That looks like a cute show, but I never have time to watch it.

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

how fockin small do ya wanna get ikt

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

well i feel stupid now. maybe that guy just really liked his bathroom.

I don't watch it either but the girl is cute

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

pic
That jacket is going to get ruined

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

*kisses*

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

Rocking rooster? all about that cock arent you ;333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

yas?

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

I have difficulty articulating this, but I'm always trying to explain to people how different the acoustics of an old house are vs a new house. Sound just behaves differently, and if the guy was in an older house with a particular, old-fashioned design and tiles of a certain consistency, he may have actually gotten a better sound.

Don't know if any of that made sense.

yas?
You know what you said. It was funny, but daaaaayum.

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

Adorable, somewhat.

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

Whoa nice ^^

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

i can sort of visualise a dilapidated wooden house with wallpaper soaking up more noise than one with smooth plaster walls but it's not intuitive to me to know which one would sound better

i mean to me thinking about sounding better or worse is a non thing, I like rawness and lo fi and people recording in their bedrooms

please don't hate me for it mr. radio person

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

There's something really satisfying about finding ways to pop the joints in your spine just above your hips

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

You know and love that I go 0-Savage so quick tho :3

Christopher James
Christopher James

I regularly stretch in ways that put me into pain.
Because it hurts so good.

Isaac Anderson
Isaac Anderson

I just think the ways that you have to move your hips to stretch those last few joints are funny

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

I like rawness and lo fi and people recording in their bedrooms

Agreed. I think I was just going off on a tangent. I like the way voices carry in an old house is all.

That raw sound is charming and sincere. That's why studio goons try to hard to simulate it when they want one of their artists to sound "earthy" but don't want to record them outside of a comfy, air-conditioned space.

The studio sound is appropriate for a great many things, and people have gotten very creative with it. But that raw sound touches the heart in a way that can't be simulated.

I feel woozy and light-headed. I wonder if I had too much tea. I don't have your British capacity for it!

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

This is why you shouldnt have Brexit... And now we Brexit... Does this mean we will go full Tea?
I am tired.
If you come to England I can give you REAL Tea, not that watered down excuse you guys have... Harbor Tea is the weakest.

Bentley Peterson
Bentley Peterson

find an abandoned house somewhere and record an album with me

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

hey

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

loco

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

Somehow, I ended up watching a bunch of YouTube videos of your Queen's guards dealing with stupid and disrespectful tourists. They show a lot of restraint and discipline by not beating the hell out of some of these people who get in their way or mock them. I remember watching the Changing of the Guard at Arlington Cemetery and how dead-quiet everyone was. I can't imagine someone laughing and trying to distract the guards.

touring the spanish countryside and recording in an abandoned windmill with loco

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

A cup of that tainted water...

I don't get, I thought Chicago had some of the strictest gun laws in America. Why are people still shooting each other there?

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

I'm actually quite close to the La Mancha border

i hear they have good windmills

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

I don't get, I thought Chicago had some of the strictest gun laws in America. Why are people still shooting each other there?
Because they're all criminals

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

I hope you all bought stock in massacres ten years ago!

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

you probably like red house painters, yeah?

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

Yeah, its a lot of bullshit we have to endure at the hands of lame ass, loud and in your face americans. Jej.
Naw. We've had to deal with your brash asses for so long we just get on with it. This Marriage our nation has has been going so long.

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

They should allow law abiding citizens to carry guns

Which massacre?

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

hey

Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

LAW ABIDING CITIZEN

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

W-who are you..?

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

loud and in your face americans
Most of the videos I saw were of British high school kids and Chinese tourists.

There was one that was kinda cute though. A guy was standing near a guard but keeping a respectful distance, and he was trying to get the guard to smile by making up stories about the two of them having gone to school together. The soldier didn't crack until the tourist said the guard's mom picked him up from school until he was 22. For some reason, that got the smile.

I can't think of any good tilting jokes...

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

They should standard issue all white people military grade automatic weapons for self defense.

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

your not-so-secret admirer

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

law abiding citizens
Chicago

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

Bebop?

Grayson Jones
Grayson Jones

The concept of massacres in general.

How're you? I made a new edgy collage.

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

yeah that's right. what have you been thinking about?

David Martinez
David Martinez

There's kind of a joke in that little fantasies like this are as remote and fake and unlikely and delusional as quixote's giants

but that's a sad one so let's not mention it ok

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

it's not nice to blow people off, ya know.

John Peterson
John Peterson

There are law abiding people everywhere, even in Iraq

I love all massacres
saves that img

Why are you in Japan?

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

I don't think about anything

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

Dontchu lie to me sabby dabby do!
But heh that is pretty cool.
Must get boring and stressful doing what they do.
Big respect man.
If only they could understand my PTSD.

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

tell me

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

Because the age of consent is much lower here.

I just forgot I had a proxy on.

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

FBI Holds News Conference On Clinton's private emails

starting now

I hope she goes to fucking prison

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

History made!

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

My mind is always blank. . .

Gonna hit that wet Chinese triple slant?

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

Hope trump wins so america goes to shit.

Elijah Russell
Elijah Russell

come on you can tell me

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

Hillary Ramrod Clinton breaks federal law over the course of 4 years

doesn't face prison time

Wut

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

why's that?

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

NIXON DID NOTHING WRONG

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

*sits on your lap*

Tyler Hughes
Tyler Hughes

I still want Rand Paul to be president because he hates Jews and Jew sympathizers

I really don't have a thought in my head, I live on instinct only. Is that hard to get through your fucking head?

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

How much of the taxpayer's money did Hillary use to pay off the FBI?

We all know she did it

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

yes, in fact it's impossible.

Jose Morgan
Jose Morgan

Nothing is impossible

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

People realize that gun control laws don't work the way they think they do, right?

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

Get

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

Who even are you?

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

But...rapid inflation caused by his economics mixed with stagnant wages will probably render mama and I homeless. :(

William Moore
William Moore

*and me

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

Me too

Jackson White
Jackson White

Sit on his Xperia.

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

i can tell you now at least one thing is impossible.

Jose Edwards
Jose Edwards

I shouldn't have saved Erio's picture... I'm running out of HDD space

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

is anyone watching the stream

hillary getting roasted

Jaxson Stewart
Jaxson Stewart

You getting a gf? :x

Elijah Jenkins
Elijah Jenkins

You know who, Au-US.

Noah Carter
Noah Carter

I'm watching is on live American TV masterrace

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

Good i will lol

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

But srs though hillary best president

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

I was rooting for her but she lies too much so now I'm with Trump

Anthony Barnes
Anthony Barnes

We assess it is possible that hostile actors possessed access to Hillary Clinton's email system

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

...who lies too much

John Green
John Green

Hillary Clinton

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

kek af

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

what's going on with target?

Jose Young
Jose Young

"No reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case..."

Oooooh, I can't wait to hear the GOP response.

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

At least the only pig Hilary fucked was Bill.

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

Nothing :/

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

Hillary did nothing wrong

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

investigation was done honestly

lmao

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

Link please?

John Bailey
John Bailey

that's not great. do you think you're ready to leave nyc?

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

I love you so much master

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

Just check any of the major US news networks.
They usually don't put location filters for press releases.

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

Trumpfags need to get iver it. Then ahmgain, they sre as thick as pig shit
I hope thry get cancer

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

It's over now

They decided that no reasonable person could not realise that they were illegally sharing classified information and that she compromised national security

but that she can't be prosecuted

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

why are you so angry about it?

Hudson King
Hudson King

If I don't find anything in a month I'll move to my sister's house

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

“Although we did not find clear evidence that secretary Clinton” or her aides willfully broke a law, “there is evience that they were extremely careless in their handling of classified information”.

Seven chains included top-secret information. Sent by and received by secretary Clinton, he says. “Extremely careless.”

Any reasonable person in secretary Clinton’s position “should have known” the information was sensitive, Comey says, and should have acted differently.

“It is possible that hostile actors gained access to secretary Clinton’s personal email account.”

The prosecutors make decisions about whether charges are appropriate, Comey notes.

Comey says that on the question of willful mishandling of classified information, “Our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case,” Comey says.

“In looking back at our investigations...we cannot find a case that would support bringing criminal charges on these facts,” he says.

There was no evidence of “clearly intentional or willful mishandling of classified information,” he says.

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

and that's out of the city?

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

no shh it's not like that

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

Nothing other Secretaries haven't done. She was just recklessly careless.

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

Your country voted for brexit backed by the same racist sentiments and either outright fabrications or deliberate misinformation.
You can't even play the "xD ur so dum 4 supporting [x]".

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

I'm already seeing "#TEXIT" bumper stickers. Please shoot me in the face.

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

Exactly
Mistakes happen
We've all goofed
I mean trump has a toupee

Grayson Carter
Grayson Carter

Mhm in North Carolina...

I don't even know how to drive lmao

<:

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

And just like the whatever the fuck you call it of our governor "watching" the US military doing drills in our state.
Since they fucking own the base.
And technically the state.
But hey, Texas is only Texans or something.

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

think you'd be happier there?

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

Why isn't /r/all exploding

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

I hope so, I like being able to actually see the stars at night, I like all the nice people and fresh air. I don't know why Yan and Ariel hate living there

Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

whaaaa

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

expecting armchair warriors to actually do anything other than bitch

James Bailey
James Bailey

hope you love it. you better call back home at least once a week though or else.

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

So, like you.

William Sanders
William Sanders

No lol they know I don't like talking on the phone :/

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

I avoid politics.
Because there is literally nothing I would accomplish even arguing it since I have neither a following nor medium to even influence any vote other than my own.

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

you have to. i dont like talking on the phone either.

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

I'm opening up too much :x

Nathan Hall
Nathan Hall

Vote Wilders.

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

Can I open you up?

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

launch 4GB 480s are actually 8GB 480s with 4GB disabled
wew
i kinda want one now

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

Get two.

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

didn't you guys try that once

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

it's all right.

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

nomoney

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

Is that Dutch UKIP?
If so, yeah, vote for them and Nexit.
I see no possible future problems.

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

has money for 5 xeon builds

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

jewed out by 3.5GB more than even the most diehard nvidiafeg

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

I mean trump has a toupee
He also has a bizarre obsession with China, which he claims is "stealing from us" daily.

How is a non-OECD country "stealing" from us? By manipulating their currency? Sure, it's cheating. But it's a sign of desperation. If anything, they do it because they're under the OECD-nations' thumbs. It's still an ox-and-plow nation, for f--k's sake.

That's what ticks me off the most. He'll coast to victory by demonizing Clinton and China without ever having to explain himself.

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

It was a country prior to even being a US state after staging a coup against a fairly tolerant Mexican government.

Carter Young
Carter Young

you're safe

Joshua Turner
Joshua Turner

What a silly girl.

What a massive dong.

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

The one legitimate attempt at succession was during our Civil War, and it was vehemently opposed by Sam Houston and many other Texas Revolutionaries who always intended that Texas should join the Union.

My understanding is that we cannot legally leave the Union now without a unanimous "yes" from the other 49 states.

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

With said time as a country spent just begging the US to make it a state and the US pretty much saying "we're just friends" because they didn't want a war with Mexico.
The accepted once they realized Mexico was broke as shit, too, and wouldn't fight over it.

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

And then he'll do a bush

David Kelly
David Kelly

Your dong is massive :>

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

It could be bigger.

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

I like what they've done with the yard.

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

You'd break someone if it was

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

Am not...

Lol have you seen Shiro's?

Ian Ross
Ian Ross

Can I try?

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

Muu!

Robert Baker
Robert Baker

No, is it nice?

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

wat

wow lewd

what yard?

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

you're darling
have fun, see you

Jace Watson
Jace Watson

Would it be offensive for me to say i don't think any american state can have enough history to warrant nationalistic feeling

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

Try with me

Dylan Cook
Dylan Cook

it's ah-maz-ing...

Don't click my spoilers!

No kiss?

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

Sure, get over here.

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

*sits onmy knees*

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

There was literally only a few missions and not even many Native groups here prior to Stephen F Austin's mass immigration.
The oldest standing structures are all from the 1820s other than a few missions around San Antonio and south Texas.
There's no reason for any sort of nationalism other than like the same reason people favor sports teams with fervor: because it's closest.

Jeremiah Smith
Jeremiah Smith

fairly tolerant Mexican government
People forget this.

Texans were largely left to their own devices. The government just wanted these whities to stop flooding in illegally and pay their taxes.

Historical irony is fun.

It doesn't offend me.

I had a larger paragraph typed out here, but it was turning into a rant.

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

Show it!

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

I like rants :(

Nicholas Cooper
Nicholas Cooper

Tbh smerica has hella history given how new babby it is

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

Lewd.

Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

The literally only rule for American settlers was "no slaves and we cool".
Mexico was dead broke after its revolution and even then, had lower taxes than the US.
Mexico losing Texas honestly meant nothing to them either since this state has no innate value at the time and it's now all related to industry and power/oil.

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

Tbh, this image makes me hungry.

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

The best way to get someone addicted to you is to feed them with a drip.

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

tfw Trump supporters forgive, ignore and praise Trump's underhandedness

tfw they get at Hilary for doing it better and longer

Mason Watson
Mason Watson

This

Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

Situational irony is 99% of politics.

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

I'm hungry.

brb kapsalon

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

I regret googling this.
It's like shit served on top of more shit.

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

unfortunately most people aren't smart enough to attack Trump supporters with precision and style.

nobody is smart enough to hold people to their opinions and reasoning. all they got are memes.

Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

Careful guys, that user is really smart

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

New.

William Hughes
William Hughes

Trump's underhandedness
Because it's celebrated in the private sector. Trump is the business-savvy outsider who's going to save us from the corrupt politicians. He doesn't have a dirty political record. Except for all those times he donated money to the Clintons and praised Hillary's work as a Senator, but that was a mistake. He's evolved.

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

awoo

or new thrad

whicheerever

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