I'll start: A first Person shooter made around 2004-7, the intro was taking out terrorists but if you shot at the guards suddenly BAM! the doors would open and you'd be gunned down by SWAT. It took place in the war in Iraq and you were a solo operative but could call in airstrikes.
The other is a mech game, like mech warrior it had an arcade version that had twin sticks and it honestly felt like a gundam. the bit graphics would have been dreamcast tier, very bright gundam like bots.
ive been looking for this game where you use futuristic guns at a shooting range that reminded me a lot of perfect dark. i think there were some characters in an anime style and i think i played it on newgrounds. it was some web game in any case. at least a decade old.
Carson Kelly
oh shit newgrounds nostalgia is comming back HELP
Easton White
clock crew was nothing but stupid and boring shit.
Matthew Murphy
b
Connor Thompson
Kids these days…
Christian Williams
Jokes on you, they actually WERE a bunch of kids. Seriously, I don't think any one of them was older than 15.
Christopher Brown
Post one memorable clock crew animation. Just one. I'll be waiting.
Jayden Phillips
i always hated them, but they still make me remember newgrounds with both good and bad parts of it
Remember when egoraptor was funny?
Nicholas Bell
I haven't watched these for more than 10 years, but the Lock/Clock war I remember being decent and Let it B, but it looks like the latter is ded because of copyrighted music.
Still, missing the point. The reason the original B was funny was because it trolled the shit out of newgrounds. They cheated a system to piss people off. Yeah its juvenile and doesn't seem very funny anymore but nothing really does when its an old joke that you've heard a million times. Shit, you think chans haven't done equally dumb shit? Remember Launchpad? It's like expecting jokes you laughed at as a kid to make you laugh as an adult.
Zachary Moore
Would you fuck a clock?
Mason Cox
Yes. But what was good then wouldn't work anymore today. If someone came out with metal gear awesome today, I wouldn't think it's funny. But back then it was.
I don't care if they "cheated a system". They made terrible animations and were never funny or entertaining. Even on some dumbass "meta level".
Hudson Evans
Is it this OP?
Lincoln Butler
did you get blamm'd a lot user? RaspberryClock reporting in
You are the reason why it's funny.
No but that looks toight, downloading now
Colton Ortiz
I never even participated in the community. You lot just made a whole bunch of unfunny shit I had to filter through to get to something entertaining.
Ian Turner
You cannot kill the strawberry clock I had completely forgotten about this and I didnt even know it was a thing on newgrounds
Grayson Brooks
again, you're the reason i'm laffin
James Ortiz
wait, the clock crew existed outside newgrounds?
Anthony Campbell
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Xavier Johnson
What's the point if all your replies are just going to be faggots memeing and saying you aren't describing it well enough even though you've described it extremely well? And yes, before you ask, I am mad.
Colton Murphy
I'm still trying to find a mirror of that 'Lego Men' video that involves killing amputees and the police sniper killing the hostages.
Parker Morris
I always ask for this one. DOS 2D shooting game, side to side instead of top to bottom.I only played the first levels, since it always crashed during the boss fight. The levels were brown, like a desert or a cave, you picked up powerups, and the boss was a giant bug.
Adrian Roberts
Shit I know this one. It's on the tip of my tongue..was it stick characters?
Liam Allen
==B== more positive user, what's the game that got away?
Luke Allen
No, I'm sure it was ships.
John Torres
A video can't get blamed after it's been on the site for a certain amount of time.
Brayden Thompson
Not sure, i forgot it
Ryan Lewis
It's a PS1 game, where you control a character in a race. The characters were weird. If I remember, the characters were very small too, and the places were a house (like de_rats in Counter-Strike). I remember that the intro showed a character in a surgery, placing a heart or something; he was a robot if I remember.
Armored Core, Mechwarrior, Zone of the Enders?
Jordan Rodriguez
Micro Maniacs muh nigga
and it was something more weeb
Zachary Rodriguez
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Nathan Nguyen
I used to play these demos when I was a kid, I got them with a weeb magazine, in the early 2000's. The first was a 2d single screen game, and you controlled a girl with a hammer trying to kill many-legged rabbits whacking and stomping them as they came out from little portals and jumped around in regular patterns. The second was a vertical scrolling game were you controlled a running character that had to jump over obstacles and kill enemies. The first boss was a sunflower. Both games were in a cartoonish/anime style.
Adam Anderson
When you say single screen do you mean isometric? I think I may know the one. It was like whack-a-mole but you had poisons and shit?
Jose Campbell
No, it was like a fighter game perspective-wise, or a non-scrolling beat 'em up. Mechanically it was very simple, you could jump on the rabbits or whack them, and killing them simultaneously or without touching the ground would grant a multiplier.
Austin Garcia
The fuck didn't Sega ever port Virtual-On to PC? At least I can still emulate it.
Carson Young
What's a leppo?
Sebastian Peterson
About half a jungle cat.
Xavier Watson
Yup that's it.
I aced the SHIT out of this game as a 12 year old nip
Jordan Carter
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Zachary Young
There was a dedicated internet forum, clockcrew.cc. It might still be around.
_B_
Juan Ortiz
Remember the Kitty Krew?
Jonathan Wright
ye boi, lock crew as well
Gabriel Nguyen
I would play this game more if it had a mobile release.
Well not really though card games are boring as fuck when you go the free to play route and I don't want to spend hundreds of dollars on another card game to make it fun.
Thomas Morgan
Why can't everyone be reasonable like this
I mean, for fuck's sake, I hate TRPGs (games like Fire Emblem, XCOM, FF:Tactics), but I realize that the games just aren't designed for me and I would never wish that they were, because the only way that such a game could be designed so I could like it would ruin the game for the people who liked the game for what it was.
There was a really good clock crew shooting game with a capture the flag mode I used to play. It was made for a CC anniversary or something. Anyone remember it?
Justin Rodriguez
I reckon it'd be in the clock day archives. I'll take a look for you, will post back but I wanna finish this episode of AKBingo
