Happy Independence Day~
Happy Independence Day~
Hail lord Satan~
I had a neat thought that fresh cuts are like cute caterpillars that turn into ugly cocoon scabs and then emerge into beautiful butterfly scars
We all uguu for Welms thread.
Thanks, BC <3
When people pull on my hair I get aroused unintentionally.
awwe that's kawaii as shit for such a dark concept lol
(vilosium sita rita)
Don't give me ideas.
Pinches will be next
Yeah I kinda reminded myself about that one manga/anime minisode series Pupa about the imouto who turns into a flesh-eating horrifying monster and her older brother lets her eat his flesh because he can regenerate.
Bye bye LP. Slowly going away. Slowly slowly slowly.
Fuck, I suck.
what the fuck?
Where's your 144Hz monitor though?
It was really cute.
I overclocked my monitor to 72Hz from 60Hz does that count?
why not just buy a 120Hz+ monitor, dummy?
when a woman rules egypt
Boy, if you dont!
I overclocked my monitor
get a life
stop being such a fucking dork
wow. here i am. just needed some bait.
erin you hardly ever do any of those things
cool, a list of things that are stupid to do
yeah, but I mean... overclocking monitors is a waste of nerdiness even.
I didn't know you could do that
Still half of mine though :3
Of all things to get mad about you pick that one
but i have never overclocked a fucking monitor, from that i can ascertain that i'm on the right side of the line.
cash monis expensive didgeridoo
Get a job.
Please stop being mad at me
Can you even overclock an monitor
I'm really hoping it's some /g/ meme.
You are definitely on the line
I'd rather watch paint dry
begging for attention
The worst fucking headache right now.
Someone grab me a coffee, please and thank you.
I want those freesync monitors.
But muh internship and education.
Anyways it's just too much to justify for now, as I don't need it.
nick i get drunk with friends on a regular basis
and when they ask me what i've been up to
i am confident i will never say anything as cringeworthy as "i overclocked my monitor"
Go fap, it'll help.
I'd do anything as long as it's with you..
You bought an applewatch, that's pretty cringe-inducing in and of itself.
Erin, why Hufflepuff and not master race Ravenclaw?
It's actually just running it at a faster refresh rate, not so much overclocking. Running custom timings!
*Ravenclaw secret handshake*
make the custom time better
Alright let's do it
I got all of this just now..
Hufflepuffs are excellent finders
really not a good thread lineup today
only to elitist win/android fanboys
to normal people it's buying a neat little watch
we all took tests to find out what houses the hat would put us in, i got hufflepuff
Ravenclaws are excellent bisexuals
Custom Resolution Utility.
Zzzzzzz. I think you deserve better.
i want her
*sigh* im hufflepuff
set it to max
only to elitist win/android fanboys
you have to be a fanboy to appreciate a better product at a far more competitive price
No, normal people think "Wow, is there any point to having this stupid piece of junk when I have a phone that does the exact same things, but better?"
neat little watch
$700 for something that can't even function as a watch most of the time
Tbh, I'd rather coast through the headache.
ur just made cause u cant overcock it
Even in a hot spring~?
i can't remember what the traits were it said hufflepuffs had, but i remember thinking it was accurate for me, and being pretty proud of it
honesty or something i think
lol and there we go, point and case
you care too much
it was like £180, and functions as a watch just fine
expensive futuristic night vission goggles
lasts 5 minutes
Goddam it. Fine I'll send you a boobie pic in private.
I love you !
Fucking stealing my images
...Well this escalated quickly.
Well it's whatevs.
its not too over limit
her face is perfect
yes sir im sorry
it's case in point.
I couldn't care less. just find it amusing to see someone accusing people who like non apple products of being "fanboys" when apple has had a monopoly on fanboyism for over a decade.
your chance of getting 10/10 Elms boobs
clearly we all want to see welmas boobies here
i should just post them then yes?
Only for Fooj.
Are you on Steam?
HEY I haven't overclocked my new phone...
15 or 70 seconds screen on-time
need to tap
need to sharply move arm
Gonna do a ranked, we'll get it later, Elms. BRB
wow i dont even fucking have it
I mean, this is really getting out of hand.
Boo killed a guy.
Which reminds me Boo, you should go and stay a different relative's house for a while because you're probably wanted for murder.
The original film has been removed because the music composer didn't want to be associated with an edge-lord's shitty film.
Fucking composer made the film good.
Now you got a shit film with shit music
FUCKING INDIE CUUUUUUNTS!
OH COME ON. Now my nerves will come back X_X_X
apple stuff is fine, makes life simple. does what you want without being fiddly.
it comes on when you look at it
which is exactly when you need it to be on
no need to tap, or move anything sharply
dat 2012 ass tho
youre not supposed to tell them about this
180 gbp is super neat tho, worthwhile
I made the mistake of asking someone for a hand.
But people are universally incompetent.
So instead of getting the help I was asking for, I had to have a circular argument of not being listened to, and I just got so frustrated I got a headache.
I'm calming down now, so it's going away.
apple stuff is fine, makes life simple. does what you want without being fiddly.
all stuff that can be said about android products as well. and they don't cost twice what they should because of an apple with a bite out of it on the back.
my phone can beat up your phone
You just need a warm hug!
I hate humanity
there's probably an app for that.
My phone doesn't malfunction when drenched in cummies.
I'm pretty sure I hate people almost as much as I hate Sonico now
At least I'm not married to Caramel Ethan
i dont want people to think i just spread nudes when i get them
then i wont get anymore nudes
yan ima unban you from the discord
cause more trouble pls
elma be a good girl and post those
here you go, no sharp movement required. you'd pay more for a watch that wasn't smart.
pretty sure i checked the markup a while ago, and it was very minimal. a phone they sell for like £700 costs £600 to make or something
But I left the discord.
Did I get banned from a server I left and never went back to?
I've already posted those numerous times.
yall niggas good, but youre not sandy bridge xeon good
plain black dress
alcohol doesnt a normie make
but i haven't seen them
Dude, no undies + dress = not cool when you have a pee pee
tfw you never have anything anyone ever claims to have posted
Be around more when I camwhore~
give me permission to post welms
Sucks to suck
Or to know more people who can admit they aren't listening when I literally take the time to treat them like a 3 year old when I explain what I'm looking to do.
But a warm hug would be nice.
I don't want to give you the satisfaction, so I'll just post them again myself.
I meant to spoiler that, but we've gone too far.
yeah yeah 180 is a decent price
There. I don't want to hear about it now.
but BOO GETS THE LAST LAUGH
Just don't deal with people! People are horrible and never admit their derps.
Was it important or just annoying?
That one loops surprisingly well.
im not opening that gay shit so i wouldnt know
Sure you fucking bender
You're kinda gay for having it saved.
neat, now I have gifs
stacking my great nude library
being gay would be saving elmabanana.gif
That one was so terrible. I blame the rum.
tfw you suck
but cool for every other scenario
today in bizzaro animus...
Back, learned from what happened with my stupid edgy film I used to watch and OH GOD SHIT JUST GOT LEWD IN HERE .//w//.
Nah. I don't know why you persist with that suggestion.
I fucking hate idiots who use caps lock.
Cruise control is for people who pretend to be weirdos just so they can seem interesting.
ban pls comfort me with dank squid memes
if i even looked remotely good in a dress its what id do
well, i kinda do, but only sword will ever see me in a dress
i agree with that statement 100%
could be better fam
friendly reminder that there is no special book for the moderate muslims, it's the same one the radicals use.
well, maybe, if youre willing to send me grade A turboslut lewds
moar of her pls
my squid collection is rather small, and i dont even play splatoon
try asking ban, he might be able to hook you up
I don't give a shit what you think, you domineering bully.
I don't know what bizarro SCANNER would post as. But I know he's straight edge and stands for no foolishness
If it were important I'd probably be trying to cover up the murder right now.
This is who we fought to get independence from
rest in peace Ban
bizzaro baka is the same tbh
Videogames are for faggots and cripples.
i hate being edgy
bye guys im going to church now, god bless you
So why's Subtle mad at Desu this time?
PLEASE NO MORE BIZZARO ANIMUS
I MISS VIDEOGAMES, HEX MANIAC, INCOHERENCY AND CRUISE CONTROL!
i hope you get in a car crash
look at desu
would you be happy if you were in a relationship with him?
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
Desu won't accept that subtle and I are together and he keeps harassing him
i wish I could do something about it
if you let go of the wheel it steers itself where it wants to go
NO CUZ I GOT JESUS AT THE WHEEL
yeah fuck bizzaro animus
I LOVE CAPS LOCK
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU ALSO LOVED CAPS LOCK
Wanna know a little secret?
[spoiler}I actually hold shift[/spoiler]
I thought their relationship consisted of whatever happens behind the scenes, and Subtle denying everything in public?
Loco's was better.
Missed out on Elma boobs for a loss. FML
Locos is always better, that's why he's always the organ grinder and I'm the cheese grating monkey.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, CAPS LOCK IS SO MUCH MORE EFFICIENT
NTR DESU PLS
NTR HIM SO HARD
Add me on steam.
he only does that to make me jealous
and it works
desu literally brags about everything to make him seem gayer so i dont think there's anything really behind the scenes
What's your name?
tfw you literally cuck yourself
I mean, it's all hearsay until Subtle confirms it himself, or Desu posts logs.
So it's not like it even matters.
How long have you known me, Baka?
It's easier just to accept my idiocy and move on.
Posters realised long ago that 'wutts' give me energy and just accept such reality to keep me from achieving my final form
That's why I get stronger with every new poster and soon I'll be able to achieve Haiku standards of text walls
do you play any bideo vames
I'll play almost anything, if I'm honest.
I usually use them to pass the time.
So long as I'm with Scoots, I'll be glad that I'll always be 2nd worst Britposter. =w=
IT'S OKAY IM PRETTY STUPID TOO
THAT'S WHY IM CALLED BAKA
TBH IM THE SAME WAY, I LOVE GETTING ASKED QUESTIONS
give steam famalam
Ok, lemme probe you a little.
What is your favourite anime?
Do you have a crush on any poster here?
Gotta say easy 10/10.
ez game ez life
Kinda wanna see now.
I'm a tad jealous that you've got a rival.
Wish I had a rival to thirst over and validate my existence
i havent played odnt starve together in a long time
we should try it sometime soon
the only time he even talks to him is to make me jealous !
i DON'T WATCH ANIME
MY FAVORITE SHOW? LIKE? OF ALL TIME?
I DON'T KNOW, I WATCHED A LOT OF SHOWS
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE OR SOME SHIT
FAV GAME? OF ALL TIME? PROBABLY LIKE...
MOUNT AND BLADE WARBAND OR SOME SHIT
DO I HAVE A CRUSH ON ANY POSTER HERE? LIKE, OF ALL TIME?
I think I have to reinstall it, though.
I don't like anime.
Anime is terrible.
same, its a really quick download last time i got it though
i wonder if shripwrecked has gone live for multiplayer
IT'S NOT THAT I DISLIKE ANIME, BUT I REALLY CAN'T GET INTO IT
I THINK IT'S MORE MY ATTENTION SPAN THAN ANYTHING
WITH REGULAR TV I CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE WHILE LISTENING TO THE SHOW
WITH ANIME I CAN'T UNLESS THERE'S A DUB
AND I HEAR YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST NOT WATCH IF YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH WITH A DUB
*checks your steam library*
*notices Always Sometime Monsters*
That game makes me so mad, because of that gay ending.
Oh, so you don't want the girl? I GUESS BEING HOMELESS TRASH IS BEFITTING FOR YOU
I ONLY BOUGHT THAT GAME FOR THE DOPE ASS INTRO MUSIC, AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THAT IN THE SOUNDTRACK VERSION.
Oh god you've ran over a few kids, you're driving 60 in a public street.
Malcolm in the middle is good. Never played Mount and Blade, and either you or Elma is flavor of the week but like... I change my opinions of people like... every day.
Not as terrible as you, my dear.
hand a girl her own sock filled with cum
she calls it pathetic, and gives titjob anyway
I wouldn't know.
I think I only have reign of giants on singleplayer.
I only ever got to town 2, tbh.
If they had space dandy in dub but kept the Japanese ending music, that would be dope.
space dandy does have dub tho
FUCK THE POLICE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK NIGGA
Yea it's p gud. That or something like uh... Family Guy or American Dad. I don't pick favorites a lot tbh, I just go on watchin whatever the fuck.
Brah. It's fucking amazing, you get to slash motherfuckers up and shit. So cash money, right to the fuckin bank my nigga, right to the fuckin bank.
Eh? Flavor of the week? Flavor in what kinda shop?
Did they have a dub but not jp music?
Everyone's so mean to me today :(
Hi from IHOP
Yeah, but the ending credits are SHIIIIIIIIIIT
If only they played this at the end, it would be so much better.
I know, but what I meant was English dub but with better ending credits.
Because everyone feels THE NEED TO BULLY!
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA BULLY YOU <3
WHAT FLAVOR OF THE WEEK AM I AND IN WHAT KIND OF SHOP???
Sounds pretty good dude.
i don't bully
i've only watched the japanese
as long as u a real nigga :^)
Well, I'm white, but I've slashed somebody's tires once does that count?
No, as in, you're the flavor of the week in THE SHOP THAT IS Holla Forums!
Tbh, don't know what flavor you are... Let#s find out
Watched both, I like it, I need to rewatch it again soon as it is the weekend and feel the need for booze.
Now I feel bad, how can I make it up to you?
its okay it's wigger wednesdays
whoa dude that's hardcore as fuck my man yeah i guess shit dude
RIP A CHUNK OUT OF ME
Nico Nico-nii~ Anata no Subway nico nico nii~
watch it again
Wait, are you the American version of me?
We sorta seem similar.
baka, reply to this post
suck my fucking cock nigger :^)
Just be nice ^~^
It's Monday, baka.
Y-yeah, I used to live in a shitty part of town and got wrapped up in some bad stuff lol
I'm not stupid!
What do i taste like
probably wit all dat reincarnation sheit
i love hex maniac too
i wish she would dom me tbh
like the kinda place where you could buy drugs from?
I'll PULVERIZE YOU with my love~
Pound you silly with niceness.
what did you mean by this?
tfw you will never destroy Elma's ass with generosity
I got you covered.
And you taste like bad decisions
I want more of you
That sounds painful :(
What did you have in mind?
Hurt the ones you love!! <3333
Honestly, I don't even know.
I'm on the edge of nap, I think.
i don't think that's a flavor
dude so like you killed a guy right on the street?
Oh, nini then.
How did you leap to murder? Wtf?
Welp, time to play Borderlands 2
Sure it is.
Like New Coca-Cola
Drunken sips of hot sauce
One own's semen
I can go on.
It's moon for idiot. Or something.
I hate naps...
I just got really frustrated earlier, so now I'm really exhausted.
you just lived in a bad place so i kinda assumed you were hardcore
tsk... guess u ain't
where do you live now?
I see now.
So I'm like... New coca cola?
ooh wait i knew that i get it
baka like the word and not the person
he didnt even reply ;_;
'cos he's a baka!
On the other side of town in a house in a quiet neighborhood away from all the gun violence and overdoses.
Why the frustration?
I got to see 10/10 Elm tit. ^o^
aw thats fuckin cool dude
are there a lot more white people?
you just call me a baka, boy?
you talkin to me!?
tits* plural. Not just one.
Are you a baka
inb4 Grom calls me a hussie again x_x
This whole state's majority is white.
fml soto's kinda cute with his hair starting to get long
aw dude cool
i got all the white people too!
You live in like... California or somethin?
Hey Fooj, so like. I get to see urs now, righ?
where the fuck is that
The north-east. New England. One of the 13 original colonies.
Nah, you don't taste vile.
You taste like 'Oh I shouldn't do this but I'M GOING TO ANYWAY'
Dude I fuckin love America.
Hey whats up with these pictures ur postin they're kinda strange dude.
i don't know what new coke taste like so... yay!
Going to do what? Eat me?
Why would you do that???
It's only fair, right?
Let me contemplate this though. It would be a first ever for me.
I asked someone for help earlier, and instead of getting help, I got a circular argument where not a single thing I said was listened to.
Serves me right for forgetting that people are universally incompetent.
Damn right I did!
I plead the fifth.
jokes on you thats just my name
Iunno. I like them.
Pictures are safe with me.
You can trust me
Well maybe I'll just tongue you a little. >W>
they look a little.... satanic
tongue me where
it's totally not a trust thing. Just a like... confidence thing.
And incidentally, you live up to it.
I feel better now, though, so I'm just crashing from the frustration.
Just need to eat something to get a bit more energy in me.
I am not.
Okay maybe a little.
rin my man... i can't believe u would say that 2 me
even one drop of baka spoils the blood
how can i trust you now?
Right in your tight earhole
Baphomet wasn't actually considered a Satanic thing until the 1970s and Anton LaVey, but it's an understandable assumption. Not that I have a problem with Satan or anything, but there's plenty of interesting research to be done on pre-70s Sabbatic goat imagery.
I'm sure they're great!!
Get dem electrolytes woop woop
there's wax in there though
y u know about satanist things then?????????????
I hail him thrice daily.
You should have taken a different name.
So when you live up to it, it turns into a compliment.
don't even trust a baka as far as you can throw them.
How about you, how's your day going?
wow that's v. cool
how u do it?
SHE'S GOT NO FUCKING EYES
It's going okay. I bailed on going out to the fireworks and now my room's getting all gross and sticky cause my breeze stopped :( The sun will be down in a couple more hours so it'll start cooling off soon finally.
In no particular fashion. I just reflect on the fact that I'm in charge of my path in life or something tacky like that.
if i made the bad decision and decided to trust you, would you be nais?
no, u <3
lol that's fukken gay
i prefer to think that there's some grand plan so that im not responsible for things i do wrong, like that one time i let out a fart in front of a really cute girl
she was probably going to poison me anyway...
Well, I mean Satanism is misconstrued to the point of being a plot-device in horror movies when it's merely taking ownership of your own existence and universe tbh.
But if you want to take that route, that's your decision and I'm not going to try to change your outlook.
that's fucking stupid
i have to be responsible for waaaaaaaaay too much already, im definitely not going to be responsible for my life on TOP of my cat and shit
Those are your delicious thoughts leaking out your brain.
Ok, videogames for real, bye dudes.
I'm beginning to greatly dislike you.
earwax is thoughts leaking out of your brain...
whoa... dude... that's fuckin sweet titties
punch me in my throat then
I do not condone violence.
i never said condone violence i just asked you to punch me in the throat duh!1!
so doki doki is like a panicked heartbeat?
yeah i said that already
dont steal my shit, kid
i've never been petted before
why would you do that
dont worry bout it
am i mistaken?
am i cat now?
What'd I steal?
were all cool cats here
aw fuck yeah
im finally cool... hell yeah
lets do cool things
Losing all day.
is there any difference between fuji and chii?
cuz i cant tell
take a hot hot shower because I feel awful
get out of the shower, feel light headed and ill
heart is racing, grab a watch to time it
At least I'm not bleeding anymore
Side note, my heart rate is down to 96 right now so I'm not going to literally explode
go to the doctor, you dummy
revy what happen
and have you specified where you're bleeding from yet?
I have no idea
I'm not bleeding at all right now thank you very much
Revy do you have breasts yet?
well dont do it again!
fuji tryina get all dem budding boobie pics
fooj you are too addicted to the boobs
No I just googled it and it's a normal response to a hot shower I just took a really hot shower
And here you had me all feeling like I'm a special snowflake or something :/
I'm supposed to be napping.
But I totes wanna see Revy's budding boobles too.
the quality of this post is through the roof
You're not a snowflake, that's just dirty frozen water that was probably in the sewer at some point.
You are a delicate flower.
You're the most special, you know dis!
I still sense a bit though
funny meme image
11/10 post, no joke.
I did not notice until you pointed all of this out.
God damn, I'm a boss.
Ha I feel bad for getting that one
lol why would u feel bad?
I always read this image in like Dr. Gf's voice.
Now you're just lying to me more, sempai.
thank christ revy's here
I'll just stfu. ;~;
based fuji pls no fuck all my bitches
*Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
sorry this fag wont get off of me
whats good peeps
I just feel bad every time I'm reminded tha KS exists and I know more about it than anyone who hasn't played it should
I've got stuff to do
Like put on clothes
And eat dinner
you literally just got here
Great character in a pretty okay show.
I saw your degeneracy test results.
I'm supposed to tie you up and look anyway, right?
Real talk though, what's up?
I'm bad at napping.
This bowl of ice cream just appeared beside me.
Heres a hypothetical
What if i have a friend whos zippy accidently spent like a good two days in a small puddle of alcoholbased ink and alcohol based paint mixed.
And it sorta soaked through the bottom of the zippy so the weed smelled gross af and was a scary kind of sticky?
Would he die, or maybe get a super good high?
Name my future pet Emperor Scorpion
I've only seen a few eps.
You need a new ounce of green, friend.
Like, magic or something.
I was just laying here, and next thing I knew there was a bowl of ice cream.
I want to change my vote to
I'm totes smoking this tho, like what could happen?
If i die, noobody must know what happened!
I can feel the brattyness breaking through my screen
I was thinking more like
Totally not even being a brat.
Not even a little bit.
to be fair
le and el are very similar.
Casper is a cool name for a scorpion tho
Except like different language roots and stuff.
-i heard caspers zodiac is scorpion tho
[spoiler]shit me too![/spiler
I'm not yawning anymore.
So this magic bowl of ice cream totally works.
Name the scorpion Najka.
Mmm. Now I want ice cream.
im super yawning
Ice Cream is magic.
Maybe I layed down for barely a couple minutes then ended up getting some ice cream.
But in my defense it -did- work.
I found out why ErinaxIrisu is best ship btw.
see I was super right.
Am I late?
Whitey made a joke before about fucking like rabbits.
She's presented as a normal human girl.
But they can't take her ears/headdress off.
Because they're real.
She's a lop bunny.
They fuck like rabbits.
Because they literally are rabbits.
Damn and I would of comforted qt just like Misha in katawa shoujo.
tfw Dad will never give you incest comfort
Why even live?
but can they get more rabbits?
meant to get this in as well.
you had literally no idea what 'comfort misha' implied
complete artificial difficulty
I don't need comfort.
MODERN SCIENCE SAYS YES.
AND THEY HAVE CICINI AND SYARO TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
IRISUxERINA KITTENS WHEN!?
I was pretty disappointed she didn't have a route when I first started playing.
It was a trap
Whats your life source then?
Seems like a pretty risky way to live.
in the sequel of course
But I've also been known to indulge myself in some squids now and then.
At least ARAMs are still fun.
You feed off squids? Thats absolutely horrific,
You make it sound so dirty.
We just cuddle for a few hours and I get my weekly sustenance.
not buying a bag of cuddle fish jerky and going to town
I thought your glands produce enzymes that digest the squid.
Oh, not at all.
That's horrifying to think of.
How do you get power from the squid if you just cuddle?
Why wasn't I born in Gensokyo ?
Why did I never get the chance to meet Marisa?
tfw you are the cyber sensei
I just cuddlesynthesize.
It's so slow in hererererererere.
How does that work?