❤️ Official Scootalooo Thread ❤️4th of July edition

Ethan Allen
Ethan Allen

❤️ Official Scootalooo Thread ❤️

4th of July edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb13ynu3Iac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei_9SOPyhUA
https://youtu.be/cmQvxfo75K0?list=RDcmQvxfo75K0
https://youtu.be/Bbbce4SjwZg
http://pic-b.com/1/
http://karinka.sakura.ne.jp/karinka/datuid.html
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=search&cats=1_37&filter=3&term=Re%3AZero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5PbukCWSNw
Jace King
Jace King

If by "talking to ethanol" you mean "drinking ethanol," then yes. I have been talking to ethanol incessantly.

repost

David Perez
David Perez

unlikable? sure, at least im not the autist who rates everyone. it pretty pathetic

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

You strike me as the kind of guy that doesn't actually drink that much for some reason.

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

Not tonight. Maybe the next time Boo gets a hair up his butt and links them sixty times.

Camden Morgan
Camden Morgan

Well, I've never had a drink, but other than that I'm an alcoholic.

Nathan James
Nathan James

our recruiting process sucks... well first we dont have one. so we dont recruit... then we bitch when some faggot comes into a thread after we go into theirs. no surprise we get low quality returns... we need a marketing ploy.

like... "best traps in town" or "it sucks a little less"

or something

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

you gotta work on your slams bud. nobody cares that i make a list and i dont care that you can use a buzzword on me. but they do care that youre a little creep and wont leave.

John Stewart
John Stewart

Or "exactly what you would expect out of traps" and "nobody has a clear idea of why they're here."

We can work on it though.

Ryder Smith
Ryder Smith

Kanra tried marketing ploys. It fucking sucked. Do you really want to do the same shit as Kanra?

Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall

now that blackjack has been overthrown i dont have a running list of overlords that ive welcomed...

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

Keep it that way.

William Myers
William Myers

test for overlord

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

yea yea... this sort of gimmick just might do the trick.

yes, yes I do. what of it?

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

you are so salty, its great hahahaha loser

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW TEST OVERLORD. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

William Morris
William Morris

Now I'm not saying that marketing is a good idea, but to be fair, there aren't many things that Kanra could take part in that wouldn't be soured by the fact that Kanra is the one taking part in them.

What did you have in mind? Physical advertisements sent to retirement villages? Those people are sad with a lot of time on their hands. And they're racist bigots, that's a big plus.

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

throw up as many of your little meme buzzwords as you want it wont change the fact that nobody wants you here. your flimsy defensive front does nothing. take care.

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

i feel we should make a snuff film with one of our beloved traps... a real shocker to grab the attention. only thing is which one gets iced

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

opinion
cuck boy
im going to stay here tbh

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

Why only one? I don't believe in that whole "too much of a good thing" nonsense. Let's round them all up.

Owen Martin
Owen Martin

I declare war.

On Blood-chan.

He took it overly seriously, I can assure you of that at least.

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

grow up

Colton Lee
Colton Lee

you dont get it... two deed have to be done. first the effing then the icing. are yu willing to do the deed and take one for the team?

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

"Please use my asspussy as you desire, master!"

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

its too fun fam
uuuuuuuuuh whats the phrase everyday until you like it

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

Wait, did this actually happen? I was sure it was a joke, but then I remembered that we're talking about Kanra, and that sounds just sad enough to be real.

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

...it is not within your privy to declare war. you are merely a figure head to the power behind you that makes all the decisions of the state

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

/r9k/ threads, /v/ steam friends threads, shit of the like.

As always he had more ideas than he did actual actions, but some credit for trying a little bit, some people at least visited but nothing stuck.

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

Did you save that from me?

Michael Peterson
Michael Peterson

I declare war on the shadow government.

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

At least the damage was minimized by his lack of follow through.

Almost certainly.

Wyatt Sullivan
Wyatt Sullivan

so be it...

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

I'm so glad

Parker Young
Parker Young

I surrender.

Story of his life, honestly.

Hm. That seems a bit overly mean. I actually like Insider.

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

I feel like death

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

Don't go destroying any worlds, I suppose.

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

This one is top of the list

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

Wait, Neko, are you too young to get that?

Is anybody too young to get that?

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

throne... abdicated

no new overlords to welcome at this time

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

I'm here to make people feel better about themselves. The next self-esteem boost is going to cost you fifty bucks though, payable to Animus Life Coaching LLC.

Insider? You hardly know 'er.

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

still mine

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

you were usurped in favor of your predecessor ...

Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

just be glad the new overlord doesnt have to kill the old one for the throne...

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

Im yo queen.

Yas queen

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

nope still black jack the predecessor can fight me

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

Understandable

Here's Oppenheimer after the first successful nuclear weapons test, which I was referencing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb13ynu3Iac

That never stopped you.

Man, politics are hard.

John Martin
John Martin

I'm not clicking this
What are you guys doing?

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

sama u serious right now?

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

a contender appears...
it was a unanimous vote

especially when the imagined rules keep changing

Jordan Turner
Jordan Turner

im slap happy and bored... ran out of jokes hours ago.

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

no i mean the other thing
pls dont

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

It's less than a minute long and a rather important part of history.

I was gonna watch episode 14 of Re:Zero

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

blur goes nice with granola and tea

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

ahhhhhh just like Ukraine, i be back with russians

Colton Hall
Colton Hall

oh the whole effing and icing a trap as a marketing
ploy?

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

are you actually watching that? i took a look at the first episode since people kept posting it and it was just terrible. anime kinda sucks

no the other other thing

James Jones
James Jones

Did you see what they were wearing? And people have the gall to tell me that it's MY fault.

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

What is that?

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

noooorm be specific...

we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.”

Connor Richardson
Connor Richardson

The first episode sucks. That's the point. It starts out making you think "oh, this is gonna be some boring fantasy where the guy gets all the girls and wins all the fights".

And then he dies.

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

Animemes.

Fantasy show about some guy that goes to another world. Lot of suffering and death. Very fun.

Noah Reyes
Noah Reyes

Good night or something

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

You just got here lol

Later.

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

hi... bye

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

Bye

Christian Flores
Christian Flores

flyby nekoing...

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

This chocolate and oates bar has far too little chocolate in it.

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

:3

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

that would ruin it
so youre telling me it really doesnt suck.

Logan James
Logan James

Correct

Subaru better not be a little bitch in this episode too.

Though I did like the breakdown.

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

wat

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

meanwhile... in japan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei_9SOPyhUA

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

Now that's good television.

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

more from japan...
https://youtu.be/cmQvxfo75K0?list=RDcmQvxfo75K0

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

this guy is great... *kira

https://youtu.be/Bbbce4SjwZg

Jeremiah Harris
Jeremiah Harris

Should I get any games from the Steam sale before it ends?

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

dat pose

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

kinda doubt but i'll watch another anyway i guess

o u kno

Jason Miller
Jason Miller

http://pic-b.com/1/

no...

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

http://karinka.sakura.ne.jp/karinka/datuid.html

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

You still here?

Carson Turner
Carson Turner

going to bed... nite

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

Sleep well

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Sleep is death.

Rest well, Dad.

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

Come at me, Test~

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

Going for a jog, bbl <3

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

Night

I'll be here eating when you get back.

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

I'll take that as your surrender.

I'll tell the troops to pack up, they're going home.

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

Have fun.

Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

Yeah

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

I guess that episode kind of solidifies the suicide plan, huh?

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

Literally the one character I actually like
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

If he doesn't return by death next episode I'm gonna be mad

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

I need some tea

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

Even if he does it seems like the show's trying to teach some lesson that even with time travel death shouldn't be an option for him.

I'm hoping that Subaru keeps spiraling and doesn't learn his "lesson". He looks like he's really about to snap. I like that the witch's priests bowed to him. Subaru must be the only one that can't smell her sweaty old hands all over him.

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

Stereotypes galore

Carson Young
Carson Young

If the tea is hot enough, he forgets how badly his teeth hurt.

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

Gin is also moderately effective in this regard.

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

You drink gin hot?

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

Alchemist.

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

Well people drink sake hot, so why not?

No, I don't. British people drink a lot of gin. That is the joke.

Clockwork.

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

Alchemist.

Bentley Moore
Bentley Moore

Stop

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

Hey you~

David Roberts
David Roberts

I'll let you have that one, for the sake of argument.

I've never heard of the British gin connection. The British Gin Connection would also be a rad band.

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

Sleep is peels

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

I wish to pet Clockwork.

Nolan Watson
Nolan Watson

There used to be enormous tariffs on foreign wine, you know, all wine. So the British started drinking gin instead. Go into a liquor store and look at the gin, half of them have British motifs. Most glaring one is Beefeater's.

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

for the sake of argument

You almost slipped that one past me.

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

What?

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

What an interesting historical facet of Britland. The only gin I know the name of is Bombay Sapphire. Which is your favorite? Whatever's free?

Justin Wilson
Justin Wilson

test do you watch this show on crunchy roll

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

My favorite is "put vodka in instead".

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

Your vigilance will falter eventually. It is simply a matter of time.

Jack Phillips
Jack Phillips

You could download it.

But most people don't have my internet connection I guess.

Sure, just use crunchyroll I suppose.

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

these ADVERTISEMENTS give me HEARTBURN

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

THEN

DOWNLOAD IT

Ethan Young
Ethan Young

http://www.nyaa.se/?page=search&cats=1_37&filter=3&term=Re%3AZero

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

Grey Goose is a vodka, right? I imagine they make it by siphoning gasoline out of cars.

Leo Peterson
Leo Peterson

Or pay for your anime

William Russell
William Russell

If most people had your internet connection, it wouldn't be very fast at all.

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

atleast it isnt made from grspes like ciroc fucking blasphemy

Jaxon Stewart
Jaxon Stewart

I spelled it backwards? i thought the bad joke was simple lol

Camden Carter
Camden Carter

Government subsidized anime is very important to you as I understand it.

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

Durrr

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

It's airing, how dafuq are you gonna pay for that

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

That's what makes the Russians so powerful, the gasoline makes their muscles strong like engine.

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

Crunchy roll gets everything aired in japan an hour later

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

I've been awake for less than an hour, and I haven't had coffee.

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

It puts horsepower into their manpower. It's twice as erotic as it sounds, and it sounds intoxicatingly erotic as it is.

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

That's not paying for an anime, that's paying for a service. A monthly lease on your shows. The fact that it's less convenient than downloading is even more important than the fact that it costs money.

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

Shut yer mouth, greengrass

James Peterson
James Peterson

greengrass

That's a new one?

Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

Like, Paul Greengrass?

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

As in Claude

Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

Good one

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

Alchemist.

Hello.

Hello.

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

😂😂😂

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

Alan Key Mist

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

i am filled with so much rage right now dude like you have no idea it's crazy
thanks bro

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

Bill Maynard, used to play Greengrass in Heartbeat (UK tv-series)

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

My middle name is actually Alan.

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

I've looked it up.

That doesn't mean I understand its relation to the conversation.

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

Ah, I see.

Alanchemist doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

No, but it does mean if you want you CAN call me Al, much like my email WOULD say, if we could read email fields anymore.

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

Pretty much the old guy that does shady deals for their own gain.

Jacob Thompson
Jacob Thompson

I see.

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

Oh what were you eating?

I'm back~

Thank you! I had fun. Today is a beautiful day

Owen Wright
Owen Wright

*Almail fields

Man, that was a long and meandering trail to find meaning, and it really didn't pay off or explain anything. I guess it was sort of like a microcosm of life.

Ethan James
Ethan James

How are you today, Wife?

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

So you weren't mauled by a bear?

Typical.

You ought to have higher standards than that.

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

I'm pretty certain they called you a jew in a manner that isn't clear.

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

Five cheese lasagna. I knew that it was too much but I ate it anyway because it's important to live in the moment.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

Ought implies can

Well, it wasn't directed at me, so I can live with that. Jewchemist will have to live with it, though.

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

I've never seen a bear in NYC lol

Yuk... gluten.. you're going to get fat

Blake Evans
Blake Evans

Bc sucks cuck dickens

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

I'd eat pure gluten if it tasted like lasagna, no problem. Gluttony is a sin, not gluteny.

Julian Long
Julian Long

BLOOD CHAN :D

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

I remember reading somewhere that gluten has no adverse effects on anyone who isn't intolerant.

I can't remember where I read that, so take it how you will.
I didn't actually go out of my way to study or confirm or deny it.

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

You still just do this ironically, right?

I sure hope so.

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

it has never been ironic

Owen Robinson
Owen Robinson

That's not my name anymore ^.^

Getting fat should be a sin....

Do you eat a lot of cakes, cookies, oatmeal, cold cereal, donuts, and bread often?

Damn it don't call me that

I'm going to ignore you

It makes normal people fat

Yeah get him

Evan King
Evan King

i mean

AU-USFN:50 :D

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

<4

Michael Hill
Michael Hill

Have you ever read any Lovecraft? It's pervasive with the theme that the human mind naturally rejects things too horrifying to accept, making them incomprehensible.

That's how I feel.

I'm just going to believe you're playing some long con.

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

You just described 70% of my diet, the rest is dairy and meat.

It has always been iconic.

Brayden Jenkins
Brayden Jenkins

Are....are you fat?

Xavier White
Xavier White

Enormous.

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

Last night the local niggers were playing with firecrackers all night. I wanted my dumb sister to buy me some so that I could set them off during the day to wake the niggers up but she didn't

I'm so pissed

Connor Price
Connor Price

could have really used your help last night ;[

what's horrifying about her? she's such a sweet girl/

im iconic now?

James Richardson
James Richardson

You could put it a little more nicely.

Ryder White
Ryder White

The action is iconic of you, you are not necessarily iconic. But you might be, who knows. Maybe you're the read Animus poster child.

Nicholas Martinez
Nicholas Martinez

What happened last night, love?

Are you chubby?

Carson White
Carson White

Firecrackers are illegal in New York, where would she even buy them?

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

She lives in NC...but it's illegal there too, BUT she lives right next to SC where it's legal, she could have drove 20mins, buy me 100 m80s and mail them to me.

I was going to pay for the whole thing too

John Rivera
John Rivera

u dont know me dude

i just really needed an e-hug right then ;_ ;
it's cool tho

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

It is also illegal to mail explosives.

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

Just say I'm build solid, or broad. Maybe stout.

Maybe from the people who buy hundreds of dollars of firecrackers from adjoining states and sell them to people in New York.

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

firework black market

This only works if it's between friends, some guy isn't going to set up a stall and a sign and say come one come all.

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

That doesn't mean that I can't judge you.

Why would you want to put armor on explosives anyway?

Brandon Cox
Brandon Cox

See

Eli Richardson
Eli Richardson

D-do you still need some now..?

Lol.... I knooow but they're not going to check lol

If you go on a gluten free diet you'll lose weight and you won't have to exercise at all

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

It's the same as selling weed or whatever else. Probably some ridiculous fine and a felony charge though.

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

nah man, i told you, it's chillin'. don't get your panties in a bunch, yo.

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

Oh okay... no hug for you...

Jace Price
Jace Price

I would honestly pay for firecrackers with cute little breastplates.

I'm not going to stop eating large amounts of good tasting food.

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

great! now what's up?

James Howard
James Howard

don't you care about your body? yolo and stuff...

Nothing... just pissed about niggers, how are you?

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

Test?

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

nice palindrome, not nice racism.. watchin this dumb re:zero anime even though it's awful. really completely awful. but it's sorta all right i guess. do you ever watch new animes?

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

To be fair I'm the son of a cop. I've never really indulged in weed and know nothing of its purchase. I've been offered it for free, I guess then you just ask who that person gets it from.

Fireworks I don't imagine working the same way.

What?

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

Oh tell me if it's worth watching when you're done!

And I wait for the season to end before I watch all the anime :p

-surprise kiss-

I walked through two airports with a pound of weed in my luggage and wasn't caught... gah,

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

don't you care about your body?
No, that's what doctors and emergency surgeries are for.

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

Oh and weed candy too

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

They're going to have a hard time cutting through all that fat to get to your poor dying heart................

Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

I imagine they work exactly the same way. It's just word of mouth, someone buys fireworks, tells a few people who aren't squares that he's got them, then when those people are out and about more and more people become privy to it.

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

okay i will.
why the heck did you have drugs in your luggage???

Hunter Foster
Hunter Foster

in my luggage

Is this a way of saying "up your ass"?

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

He didn't. It's a lie. Don't play along.

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

My heart knew what it was getting itself into.

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

People have actually seen you in the past, correct?

How come you don't do that anymore?

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

give me one good reason.

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

My dad loves dope kek

Lol no no

Only if I had crack

There were German Shepherds EVERYWHERE in LaGuardia and I walking right by them... My sister wrapped that shit up real good. My dad is dying so I don't mind doing that for him

Lucas Ward
Lucas Ward

I feel sorry for your body, you shouldn't punish yourself like this

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

you were taking it to him in the hospital ?

Chase Reed
Chase Reed

To fool you. For the thrill.

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

no i mean one good reason i shouldn't play along./

Jordan King
Jordan King

No lol I took it to his apartment

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

Opening up to Test is hard...

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

Get

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

Self-respect

Good enough for a lot of people.

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

It's unbecoming of a lady.

The real punishment would be eating vegetables.

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

oh. when you told me about the cancer for some reason my mind went straight to that he must be bed-ridden in the hospital. dont know why now

eh not interesting to me lmao

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

That WOULD be hard on you if you actually wanted to open up to me. But you don't.

Oh well

I suppose I should have known that.

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

They're an acquired taste, but once you get used to it your body will thank you

My dad is doped up on caffeine 24/7 so he's always up and about
His cancer is actually going away...I hope he pulls through

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

so anime's hitting the post-irony pretty hard i guess

huzzah! does he still smoke or did he quit?

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

I do because I like you

And I'm not lying about the weed lol
My dumb sister kept begging me to take it and we argued for days because I didn't want to do it

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

Most of them are mildly pornographic and gross.

*lmaos internally*

Broccoli is good, you just have to cut off the stems and cover it in a sauce.

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

He quit smoking cigarettes in '08 when he was first diagnosed with lung cancer, but he still smokes weed :/

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

The stems are the best part.

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

You don't like me. At best you dislike me and are looking for some way to take advantage of my trust. At worst you just think of me as some experiment in turning an enemy into a friend.

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

;>_<
N-no omg...

You can do it! If I did it so can you <3

All you really have to do is eat fresh foods and you'll be fine

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

I just wanted to see the person behind the sarcasm, you could always take a less "gross" picture.

William Campbell
William Campbell

Kanra told me you are one of the very few trustworthy people around here and I believe him... I want to be your friend... if you give me a chance

Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

psh
lmaoing at ur life bro

cool good for him. but wait also back up how'd you get those marijuana products you had in your luggage??

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

My grandma has smoked for over 70 years, a little bit of lung cancer isn't going to stop her now.

Yeah, just like the core is the best part of an apple, and the rind is the best part of a watermelon.

Don't worry, it's okay if I eat poorly as long as I burn it off by sitting down in the same place a lot.

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

And I've discussed you with him.

I will not give you the chance.

William Hall
William Hall

Like the core is the best part of an egg, or the skin the best part of the mango.

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

I'm not going to show my face on an imageboard, that's just personally uncomfortable. The picture in the post you replied to is actually me though, if you wanted a general outline.

You make me want to throw up into my shoes and wear them all day in the heat.

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

I guess I've just never had a problem with it, myself.

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

what? why?

John Hughes
John Hughes

Flukes.

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

Right.

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

Gah it's 9am, I have to start my day... bye...

My sister is a drug dealer lmao
Holy fuck... she's awesome
Oh yeah you can eat all you want as long as you jog an hour a day :D
blah... I hope we can be friends someday... -hugs you tight- bye

Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

or the skin the best part of the mango.

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

Bye.

I'm making fun of his examples, by bringing my own in.

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

Goodbye

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

I don't need absolute confidentiality, just one step more confidentiality than the people to my left and to my right. Hopefully this disincentivizes the crazies to go for me and they latch on to you instead. One can only hope, of course.

It's just a gut feeling. It's not necessarily bad, maybe I'm into hot vomit shoes.

Smoking does objectively make you cool

John Davis
John Davis

Don't need to outrun the bear, just me?

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

I mean, I'm not really worried about that particular situation, as large gay men are not known for their 100 meter dash times.

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

I WISH BAKA Holla Forums ACTUALLY FUCKING UPDATED THE FUCKING TAB IN THE BACKGROUND AND SENT A NOTIFICATION WERE I TO BE QUOTED FUCK me i miss 4chanX

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

i see
make it a good one!

Jaxson Wright
Jaxson Wright

Smoking does objectively make you cool
Smoking does objectively make you cool
Smoking does objectively make you cool
Smoking does objectively make you cool
Smoking does objectively make you cool
Smoking does objectively make you cool
Smoking does objectively make you cool
Smoking does objectively make you cool
Smoking does objectively make you cool

Caleb Fisher
Caleb Fisher

Everyone except for you, that is.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

Cool-er, more accurately.

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

Is someone able to gift me hotline miami 2? I can't buy it from the steam australian store. It's banned.

Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

It would be wrong to circumvent the system, I think the game is too violent for you.

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

Sure

Nolan Green
Nolan Green

;_ ;

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

I'm midway through STALKER. I can handle anything.

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

Thank you very much. That was generous of you!

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

Can you handle living a happy life?

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

I wouldn't want it any other way.

Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

Anything to circumvent the Australian government.

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

Now there's a man you don't want to owe a favor.

What if you could make somebody else's life unhappy by also agreeing to an unhappy one yourself?

Cooper Russell
Cooper Russell

You stole my opportunity to get Blood-chan banned. I can't forgive you for this.

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

Divine Aussie subversion

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

Bringing them down one gig at a time :3

Tracer just put you in your place!

I would not want to make somone and myself unhappy?

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

Okay.

It's still a prison island, really.

Yep.

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

Late.

Landon Walker
Landon Walker

I know it's your thing.

But it's not fun when you give me nothing to work with when making conversation.

Parker Adams
Parker Adams

I can live with that.

I can live with that.

And not some cushy first world prison either.

It's fun for the spectators. Kind of like a Magikarp using splash over and over while the real pokemon waits every turn.

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

I've not much to reply with on the subject of banning Bloodchan.

A paradise when compared to that shitty rock.

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

I made a thing

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

Doy doy doy

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

I almost restarted smoking today. Will power stronk. 😭 But sads

Samuel King
Samuel King

Comparing Australia to a shitty rock is an insult to shitty rocks everywhere.

Scratch is fun.

Just start smoking again, who cares?

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

Fair point.

Xavier Torres
Xavier Torres

I do. My like:dislike ratio of smoking is 1:4.
I also have to admit i feel better in myself for not smoking.
But some times you get the blues and shat not.

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

Nobody says "and shatnot"

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

and another one gone and another one gone

another one bites the dust

Juan Taylor
Juan Taylor

r u a hacker

Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

What not*

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

Flee

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

cheers love

Robert Price
Robert Price

scratching my way into the gibson

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

I miss TATW.

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

read me a bedtime story ikt

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

Perpetual sadness machine

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

Bush did 9 November

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

having little to no recollection of the prior night

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

it was not what the bird asked for but still

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

You raped Ian didn't you

Connor Price
Connor Price

tell me a story neru

Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

He's on the other side of the bed

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

when you don't know how you got to this part of youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5PbukCWSNw

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

WELL it was yesterday maybe because of that not being true but still the contract had been issued and obligations to fulfill it were already underway so the chosen one had to be beginning the preparations and stuffs

the chosen one went to reappropriate the aid of previously indebted past chosen ones who had not yet fulfilled their obligations to a satisfactory degree right so they were in a way obliged to commit to the tasks granted them by the most recently chosen one

there was ambiguitios in terms of what the chosen one was chosen to be the chosen one for but it turns out it was constructing a cake for the benefit past chosen ones

with the help of the chosen ones mainly actually only the help of the past chosen ones the chosen ones had such a cake constructed and the chosen ones purpose was fulfilled much unlike the past chosen ones having failed the purpose but at least they now had cake

Luis Miller
Luis Miller

Ian x Grim?
I can ship this.

Luis Young
Luis Young

the moral of the story is not entirely clear to me butt I think it means you should not stress yourself too much because in the end things might turn out all okai after all

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

and then you die

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

lewd

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

The moral of the story is accept the drugs from the trap after your dick has been inside them.

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

I thought the moral of the story was that traps are fucking insane and that you should just massacre every fucking one of them?

Dylan Cruz
Dylan Cruz

Dont trust traps or people from Michigan

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

oho I recognize that show

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

Thats literally me after eating mexican.

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

Happy Hypocrite Day amerifats

Julian Green
Julian Green

people in general are hypocrites. what makes american's special on our independence day?

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

god i love being in the best country on earth

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

Happy Hypocrite Day
What did he mean by this?

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

happy stay salty day, uk.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

Do cute stuff.

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

Good morning motherfuckers
It's freedom day
Time to start drinking

James Roberts
James Roberts

She goes from prone to standing without any movement inbetween.
And it bugs me.

Brody Howard
Brody Howard

The power of embarrassment lets her move faster than the human mind can comprehend

Tsutsukakushi has had enough

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

Amerifats are the most unfree country

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

subtle, notice me

Eli James
Eli James

tfw you will never tap into the reality defying powers of embarrassment

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

we can grimpost if it means you give me attention

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

spoken like someone salty about Europe's leaders allowing their country to be ruined by Muslims.

Aaron Gray
Aaron Gray

Enjoy your fatness. Fatty.

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

Nice fatness

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

A yandere Tsukiko is my ultimate fetish!

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

I need more yandere Tsukiko where'd you find that shit

Carter Young
Carter Young

*pokes*

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

only one insult available, and not even a good one, considering how obese the entire world is. the uk has a problem about as bad as north america. but then again you've never really been very smart, have you?

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

Keep eating, america expects daily eclipses

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

Hahahahahahahah fatty

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

bloated sabs is best sabs

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

why are you talking like a bond villain

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

is it because scoots is british

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

They're trying to impress. But they so fat from the salty bacon

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

I honestly didn't realize that was how I sounded. I should have tried to dumb it down, considering how infantile the target of the post is.

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

doesn't get much dumber than that mang

Jonathan Russell
Jonathan Russell

*pokes your face* how are you doing today?

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

I'm sure there's plenty of people here who could give him a run for his money...well, surely at least one other person...no, you're probably right.

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

Keep on going, fucker, coronary time woo woo

hey hey

Jeremiah Rivera
Jeremiah Rivera

Anyone able to help me make a 4 panel memepls

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

Hey american user, betyou sre fat hahahaha

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

That might be good since you will have to experience something to make you feel that embarrassment..

I don't have anything in my grim folder that can contend with that hat or those feet

Actually I don't have a grim folder at all

Holy crap
I'll send you anything I find

Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

i have been known to do this

Nolan James
Nolan James

sren't fat assface

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

Why America all fat?

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

Alright.
Still need to get my coffee.
Feel kind of sick, but I'll be fine once I eat something.

Maybe I'll actually have breakfast.

It's worth it for the power to defy reality.
...
But you might be right.

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

Hi im america. Im fat - every America ever

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

kyaaaa >///<

If you find yourself with some free time I am interestedd on this one on the top left and the triggered on the bottom right
Then if you could zoom in really close on the 'God' in the bottom left panel

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

*happy squeaky sounds*

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

honestly for scoots a one track mind like this is one more than usual.

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

Maybe I'll actually have breakfast.
easy there shamu

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

Working hard and ending up with nothing to show for it is depressing, so we eat the pain away.

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

it's as if scoots is not fat af lmao

Nathan Hill
Nathan Hill

Yeah actually eating is good ^^
I have a long day of drinking ahead of me

Robert Peterson
Robert Peterson

ohyah and this one for topright

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

Fuck, I wish I could gain that much.
I wouldn't be so light that a stiff breeze gives me trouble!

drinking
Gibe.

Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

...Im sorry what

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

Haha Its True D :D:D:D

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

Hey, it could be worse. Atleast you aren't Scotland

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

Lol

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

Hmmmm? I didn't know you drank

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

U mad?

Julian Howard
Julian Howard

kind of like this 3

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

Scoot, what's wrong with Scotland?

Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

Scoots is objectively less heavy than the average american child

Oh I thought you meant draw one

if it's just photoshop you can DIY it in paint mang

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

he's also objectively less intelligent than the average american child.

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

Whats right with it. Its full of scots for one thing

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

N-E-W-S

Ethan Reed
Ethan Reed

how do open multiple images in paint? 3

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

No that's subjective

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

or to put it in terms he might have a chance of understanding...

he dum LOL XD

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

says the fatty

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

Make the U.k Great AAgain

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

Open them in chrome

right click, copy image

go to paint and ctrl+v

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

what about firefox

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

Not normally.
And usually not any substantial amount,
But I don't mind it.

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

Britain's version of High Pitch Eric.

Scoot, what's wrong with Scots?

Adam Hill
Adam Hill

hey fuck you buddy

Jackson Wilson
Jackson Wilson

When is the UK going to collapse?

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

Theyre foul mouthed, drunkards with ginger hair and an insatiable appetite for grease. Theyre almost as bad as the Irish

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

Scoot, what's wrong with the Irish?

John Wright
John Wright

Soon

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

after two years after article 50 is invoked the uk needs to be towed a certain distance from the eu to ensure separation

after that it falls of the continental plate and goes back to being molten rock

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

hey now

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

I experienced a funny meme irl with my friend who is in highschool still

Him and his friend are super into Run the Jewels
And so I waas just going through the random assortement of music I have oon my ps3 so we could vape and listen to tunes
and I stumbled across a banjo piece where the fellow introduced the song as oh my litttle darling
And as soon as he said that i mad some bass noises and that nigga and I did that thing with your hand that nigggas do when they jam to music where it kinda bows to the beat like your mad jamming out as if it was that run the jewels song oh my darling

very funny irl memeing

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

grease is a fun movie

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

Just look at Scotland and replace grease with potatoes

Gavin James
Gavin James

Ur a rockstar

Aiden Richardson
Aiden Richardson

Scoot, what's wrong with potatoes?

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

Nothing. Ive an irish name and love the spud

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

he broke sabrina

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

id say same but ketchup nips could probably counter it
there are some really funny shops of it too
but grim memes are just jammed in my picture folder that already takes a fucklong time to load because its so huge :/

check this one out

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

What's so good about the spud?

David Robinson
David Robinson

nowai I have an irish name too and so does sabs

that's like

M a g i c

Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

Hmmmm we should get drunk sometime

Caleb Parker
Caleb Parker

Lets make Irish babies
Also the spud is s versatile veggie useful in all dishes
Pertaydurrs

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

noty I hate the irish

let's make spud babies

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

Supply me!
But I usually avoid getting too intoxicated.

I learned my lesson after my first hangover.

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

Ill potat ur doe

Christopher King
Christopher King

No room for babbys. Too much hamburger.

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

I'll ask sci to donate his seed for maximum spud

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

Do you have a preferred drink?

Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

THE GENE POOL DOESN'T GET ANY MUDDIED
YOU WANT DR EVIL FUCKING YOUR DAUGHTER

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

Potatoes are best :(

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

God

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

with cream cheese, butter, chives, bacon bits

Aiden Ortiz
Aiden Ortiz

Good morning Elma~

Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Brooks

going to go fap to chubby hipster porn now
thanks a lot sabs

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Adam Ortiz
Adam Ortiz

Burger baby

Colton Bell
Colton Bell

Says the lard ass user

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

a

Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

Yes, those are called baked potatoes.

Hello.

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

chubby not obese. eww

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

Make the spud babies into french fries and you got yourself a restaurant going

Lucas Campbell
Lucas Campbell

no law that says you have to bake the thing first.

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

i think erio is posting in the summer games done quick thread

Carson Morris
Carson Morris

More of me to *burp* love.

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

Why the fuck would you eat a potato raw?

You are a lard ass. Go home, Roger.

Brody Campbell
Brody Campbell

haha lolo Look at my meeme ::D

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

Easy there carl weathers

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

Pussy drinks.
I'm a super lightweight and have none of the acquired tastes.
Except Vodka, I can have that with anything.

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

How are you doing today? <3

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

well, I wouldn't, I'm just saying.

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

Sabby why dont you stop being so fatty

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

dog is dog spelled forwards

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

I like her this way

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

I eat raw potatoes :(

Adrian Edwards
Adrian Edwards

That is irrelevant. Today will still go by wasted.

How lazy of you.

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

New

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

mmm sabrina

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

Well don't let it be wasted baka

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