As titled, this thread is dedicated to otoMADs/YTPMVs, preferably those using samples or soundtracks from video games.
FAQs
1. What is an OtoMAD? An OtoMAD is a musical composition created by taking samples from various sources (gay porn, anime, and such) and remixing them into a song.
2. What is a YTPMV? YTPMV is an acronym for YouTube Poop Music Video. It's the western equivalent of OtoMAD. They mean essentially the same thing, but in practice OtoMADs and YTPMVs typically use different samples.
3. Why is Lime such a faggot? I don't have an answer for you, but he deleted two of my gachimuchi threads, and he may delete this one as well.
Snails will be able to reproduce differently than almost any other type of creature. This begins with the build that all snails have. Snails are considered to be hermaphrodites. This means that every snail will have both male and female reproductive organs. Most terrestrial gastropods are hermaphrodites. The only snails that have not adapted this attribute are some freshwater and marine species, specifically including Apple Snails and periwinkles. These two types of snails still have separate male and female individuals.
The land snails will be considered sexually mature from one month and a half to 5 years, depending on species. This is because the life span of most land species does not last for more than five to seven years, allowing for a faster growth rate of the species. The make-up of the snails will include their reproductive organs on the bottom of their body. This is close to the front of their body as well, allowing for easier abilities to mate.
The mating practices of snails allow them to deliver eggs for new snails to be brought into life at a consistent rate. Snails will go through a complete mating ritual with each other, usually which will communicate to the other snail for an average of two to twelve hours. At the end of this ritual, the pair will fertilize the eggs in the other, so both of them will deliver eggs. It is known that a snail can carry up to 100 eggs at a time.
When the eggs are fertilized, they will go through a process of growth inside the snail, until they are ready to be delivered. After that, both snails lay their eggs and bury them into separate places inside a small hole made in the topsoil in a cool place. This will allow the eggs to develop without being harmed.
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It will typically take a snail egg two to four weeks in order to develop. (1) As soon as they hatch, they will immediately move into a survival mode. This is because their shells will still be in a weak form. Their reaction is to find calcium as soon as they hatch by either eating their own egg or eating other eggs in order to get the extra nutrients. It will take around three months for the snails to completely form and look like a miniature version of an adult snail of their species. While this takes place, they will stay in a nest that has been built for them, with the transformations being seen through a change in color, from a clear color into a blue then into the adult form that is representative of the species. After the snails are completely developed, they will detach from their parents.
The mating procedure of snails is one that moves through a specific process that helps the species to grow and survive. This process start from the beginning of sexual maturity, followed by finding the right mate, locating and creating a place to deliver the eggs, hatching of the eggs and ending with the develop of small snails.
Benjamin Rodriguez
Board culture has always been a shitposter's excuse to act like a faggot while being backed up by redditors wanting to so desperately fit in that said at least otomads are alright
Adam Hill
If you are entering into the world of snails, you will also begin to notice that the way in which they are built has allowed for their survival through centuries. One of the ways in which this has continued to build is through the abilities to reproduce by these creatures. The different features in which they can do this also provide them with the capacity to keep slugging on the land.
Animals such as Aplysia californica, which have their male and female genitalia located on different parts of the body and normally mate unilaterally, can form daisy chains which may contain as many as six mating individuals (Fig. 3). The first individual in the chain acts only as a male, the last individual acts only as a female, and all animals in between act as female to one partner and male to a second partner.
Certain terrestrial slugs, notably in the genus Limax, mate by hanging their penes from a vertical perch, then twisting their bodies and their penes around one another before sperm is exchanged at the tips of the penes (Fig. 4). Only when the penes are retracted is the partner’s sperm internalized. For reasons unknown, evolution in this group of animals has favored penes of ever increasing length. In one Italian species, the penis length during mating measures 92.5 cm. Dart shooting is a feature of courtship in about 6 of 75 families of terrestrial molluscs. The term "dart shooting" is something of a misnomer because the dart does not actually fly through the air, although it is forcefully expelled. The dart itself appears in a variety of sizes, shapes and numbers in different species. Most species have just a single dart which is shot once, but some species shoot multiple darts and still other species stab repeatedly with the same dart. Courting individuals belonging to the Japanese species Euhadra subnimbosa, for example, use the same dart to stab their partners on average 3,311 times (Koene and Chiba, 2006)! The function of dart shooting is explained below. The sacoglossan opisthobranchs deliver sperm not by inserting the penis into a female pore, but by hypodermic injection anywhere on the partner’s body. This is usually a reciprocal event within a mating pair. The banana slugs (genus Ariolimax) mate in the normal manner by internal insemination and sperm exchange, but sometimes one of the penes becomes stuck in the partner’s female tract and cannot be retracted. In such instances, one or both of the slugs will gnaw at the stuck penis (apophallation) until the slugs are free to go their separate ways. Numerous species of freshwater and terrestrial pulmonates contain hermaphroditic individuals that lack penes (aphally). Such animals reproduce either by outcrossing as females or by using their own sperm to fertilize their own eggs (selfing). Indeed, selfing also occurs in some species that are fully functional as simultaneous hermaphrodites, but that have trouble finding partners.
Landon Wright
>>>/4am/
Isaac Morales
this is pretty lewd
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Alexander Brooks
One might think having no limbs would put a damper on the love life, but not for snakes. When a female snake is ready to mate, she begins to release a special scent (pheromones) from skin glands on her back. As she goes about her daily routine, she leaves an odor trail as she pushes off resistance points on the ground (See Getting Around). If a sexually mature male catches her scent, he will follow her trail until he finds her. The male snake begins to court the female by bumping his chin on the back of her head and crawling over her. When she is willing, she raises her tail. At that point, he wraps his tail around hers so the bottoms of their tails meet at the cloaca – the exit point for waste and reproductive fluid. The male inserts his two sex organs, the hemipenes, which then extend and release sperm. Snake sex usually takes under an hour, but it can last as long as a whole day.
Female snakes reproduce about once or twice a year; however, the methods of birth vary among species. Some snakes give birth to live young (from one to 150 at a time), while others lay eggs (from one to 100 at a time); some even combine these methods by holding eggs internally until they hatch, and the babies are born live. For the most part, female snakes do not sit on their eggs like a hen, but in some cases they will protect their eggs (and their young) for a few days after they leave the mother's body.
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Aaron Thompson
Not videogames.
Land doesn't belong to scum. Kids can go where they want. Keep an eye out for parasites like everywhere else. Probably some real cop style faggots trying to make this into a big deal. Be careful crossing borders, could be all kinds of shit, mines, wannabee soldiers etc.
The danger should make it more fun for people especially kids. Army should make a set of activities on border areas. Get nintendo to heard addictamon into the area. Make niggermon country specific like mexican jumping spider on leaf. Kids can beg their gimps to visit the border so they can pimp their heroinomon to them or form penpal relationships having a posative outlook on the world rather than te one they get from tv.
I like the thought of some kids sneaking into other countries for fun, as long as they aren't victimised by parasites might turn them into human beings. Something different, learn to disregard government.
Should make games more about rewards for real activities though. Construct shelter, filter water, could even determine what was wrong and give them a procedure to do if they photograph themselves nude, breaks, cuts etc, I really don't care how that sounds.
Make exploration fun, get rewards for fixing up animals, system suspicious of animals harmed to get exp. So they only get reward when it couldn't have been made, or not, a lot of animals would have been fucked over from hunters etc. Good fun to go around where homosexuals are shooting animals too.
Measure someones health, what they need to eat for nutrition, what in the area might be an option. Take a photo and system says yes or no and how much they should eat how to prepare it etc. Should figure that out themselves but education would have wiped any ingenuity from their heads.
Journalists etc try to travel though kill them on sight. They have a camera they die. Regardless of where they are, shit people, same for all students.
Kids and real people going and helping animals or being self sufficient. Or just having fun is good for all. Govt loving student cocksuckers don't count.
As regards the cowards who forfieted to France and the rest of the world, obviously they don't own anything at all. Disregard them as people. Soldiers have people to save and things to do. Those serving govt aren't the same thing. Traitors.
Real Army should be keen to show off, take kids riding around on tanks smashing through the trees, letting the kids shoot off grenades and stuff. Let them play around in cockpits, let them fly etc. Give the Army a good image that is the real image, also show off the country that all the things are painted with, country in the blood. Two sides of the border could compete with kids and people determining which was the coolest by the experience they had with them. How fearless and competent the other was, able to catch them in their stride and keep smiling showing them a good time. Should be telling stories about the bastards. Kids can have fun with SF doing sneaking training, telling on them. They can all team up on some arsehole that spoils the fun by doing it for real. Or they all chip in to help them, and all that turns the arsehole into a human being.
Joseph Phillips
Forgot to sage
Old story.
Anyway, OP, listen to me for a bit. It's related to the thread. I went to the local university's gaming club. Game club. The place was packed, so I couldn't sit down anywhere, then I took a careful look at the banner hanging down and saw that it had "Portal 2 launch event" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
Hey idiots, you aren't regulars of the Game Club, but you came because of Portal 2. That's real foolish of you. It's Portal 2. P-O-R-T-A-L T-W-O for crying out loud. There are even girls with their boyfriends there. Stacys and Chads at the game club? Now that's just lovely. "Alright! Now we are thinking with portals haha! Where's the meme cube?", the blond girl said. I can't stand watching them anymore.
You fools, I'll give you a copy of Portal 2 if you vacate your seats and don't come back. The Game Club should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of a game can start a fight at any time. Stab someone or be stabbed, that's what's great about this place. Women and normalfags should screw off and stay home.
Finally, when I was about to sit down, the dude next to me starts hyping about Skyrim. I got angry again. Idiot, everybody know that Skyrim is going to flop! He said it with a smug expression on his face. I want to ask him, "Fool, do you REALLY think that Bethesta is going to deliver?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Since I'm a regular of the game club, I'm in a position to tell you about the latest craze among regulars is the Deus Ex sequel. This is it. Deus Ex. This is the regular's way. Deus Ex and Catherine. Or at least the new Duke Nukem. We have been expecting it for decades. However, it comes with a price. The next time you hype about unpopular games that are coming, there is a chance that the members will mark you up for it. It's a double-edged blade.
This is not recommended for amateurs.
I have no idea if I made it correctly, never was a good writer, at least I regained bit of hope in myself from reading this.
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Brayden Martinez
last post for tonight
Owen Brown
why is Karen such a slut
Levi Ross
usually these sound like someone trying to go for a high score in parappa and its just unholy noise. its almost as if the guy making the end my life baby videos is the only one who understands this. its not as if you have to stick to the original song 100% but there has to be at least half an attempt to do something that meshes together well with it. unless im missing the point and its supposed to sound like helicopter crashing into a cat
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Alexander Rivera
one of my original reasons for posting MADs was to get back at the hotpockets. that being said, too busy to maintain this thread right now tbh
Hudson Moore
you get dogs
Samuel Jones
Videogames??????
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Matthew Cruz
Videogames learn to webm
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Robert Anderson
:^)
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Aaron Bailey
I never watch the anime that these Otomads are based on. Moeshit is shit.
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Jace Rogers
YTPMV always superior
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Xavier Foster
post some then
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Austin Reed
I swear to god I've heard this before but I just can't figure out where.
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Parker Taylor
Best AA loli theme
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Bentley Miller
I remember now, thank you user.
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Adam Garcia
This is like the unwanted, incestuous, homosexual bastard child of LOL and Filename threads.
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Daniel Smith
You're a few years late.
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Gabriel Russell
Hey, is kill me baby a good anime? I've seen it in a lot of otoMADs and YTPMVs.
Angel Ross
LMAO
can't upload w/ captcha so all i can post is embeds
Luke Morales
ytpmv is just the western equivalent with samples taken from MLP and popular youtubers
it's okay, most significant for the samples
Cooper Cooper
Man, IAT is still the best fucking memey slime hero story ever. Augh, right in the old. Wonder if Oblimo still lurks around… probably not.
Cooper Watson
That is not new. It was always like that.
Brayden Gonzalez
yes but after you unwrap you modify your UV map. that's how its done
Easton Baker
/trv/ is pretty straightforward and helpful until you insist that going on an organized tour is actually traveling.
But yea, jetlag is a meme. Worst case scenario you are tired for 1 day there and 1 day back. If you have the discipline to deal with that and go to bed at a normal local time it will even out. Im sure that every human adult has the ability to stay up for 1 day.
Dylan Phillips
hey i love my aMADs what can i say
Mason Edwards
Prototype Master Asia.
Jordan Diaz
That's cool and all but this is a mad thread
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Nathaniel Davis
Give him defensive trinkets and buff him with camp skills / curios. Its way better than sex, confirmed
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Isaac Morris
They lost credibility the moment they bitched about selfies.
Ethan Davis
except journey actually plays and runs magnificently well and preserves the artsy "feeling" without dicking over the gameplay
proof team ICO is a bunch of incompetent hacks
Sebastian Collins
If you ignore all the times they've been wrong, sure.
Holla Forums is neither always right nor always wrong. Basically their beliefs have no correlation whatsoever with reality.
The game itself? Doubtful. The pro scene? Oh absolutely. This season they might as well just hand SKT the trophy now and not bankroll the charade that is Worlds.
Ian Torres
He has soul, user. And feelings!
Ian Ward
They really try to make the Koopalings relevant. What really baffled me was that they added them but they didn't add Bowser Jr.
No.
Isaac Diaz
Are you seriously asking if you can emulate a 360 game? You can at 2 fps with no textures.
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Brandon Price
He's actually in mid fall.
Ayden Reyes
I like the raygun too but I don't know much about it other then shooting beams with it.
Jonathan Cooper
nah
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Mason Peterson
What's the generic name for that tune? I love the Kokoro one.
Isaac Williams
I don't know man
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Charles Nguyen
on and on
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Luke Rogers
Awww yeaa fug that's the stuff.
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Michael Thompson
Puyo Puyo MADs? Puyo Puyo MADs.
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Juan Roberts
i'd post some newer stuff but it's not on youtube 2 lazy to encode tbh
Nathan Gray
I'd like to see them myself, if you don't mind.
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Jonathan Adams
KITTEN SPIT KITTEN
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Cameron Jenkins
GABE!!!
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Matthew Baker
I actually listen to this one unironically
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Owen Gutierrez
sm30184011 was what I would've posted
Jayden Russell
Why point that out? I do that all the time. Some are just really catchy, even more so than their source song
Camden Hill
nigger can you post all of your collection in a megaupload or something
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Ryder Sanders
There is already a collection of MADs on mega over at >>>/otomad/
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Brandon Morgan
I pointed it out because it was thr first one I found catchier than the original; doesn't happen often.
Joshua Price
i've never heard of him, is he a ytpmver?
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Jordan Smith
Post more Hodomoe City.
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Jose Gonzalez
Posting my fav, which seems to have disappeared off the net.
Joseph Barnes
Someone needs to do a Gachi MAD of this song, I'd do it if I weren't lazy.
Joshua Gray
I hate to say it, but you're right. There's some good ones out there, but its hard to find them because whenever you get YTPMVs on Youtube, most of them are Undertale ones with Jontron samples or some other gay e-celeb. Italian YTPMVs are pretty good though.
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Ryan Garcia
I like this one since it's unique in many ways. Still, I wish I had the gachimuchi version too since it's very catchy
Adam Cooper
Actually meant to post this, but that's okay I guess
yeah I was confused as well when I saw it the first time.
Josiah Brown
No. I probably played 200 hours in the first year when it was still kinda novel and kinda fun. But now it's just tired and the only really active/interesting servers are rp servers and I'm not into that.
that was quite a surprise
but yeah, they had the advantage of watching DayZ fail and the insight to say "Lets not do what they're doing"
Samuel Edwards
more importantly how fun is that game?
Nathaniel Ward
had to cut something to fit in all those black mark portraits
William King
That's what talent does
Ryder Torres
Not to mention the fact that his laptop is brand new and the touchpad doesn't work at all. not to mention this thing doesn't even have a graphics card in it.
Gavin Martin
Silly Heather user
Adrian Gomez
I went into one of these threads one time and there was one with the gay dudes that had the Super Mario RPG battle theme if any of you guys got the hookup I'd appreciate it because it was catchy as fuck
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Camden Anderson
I remember that.
I jerked off hard to it.
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Aiden Reyes
Because those are not your average mads, those are shit. Average quality mad is a perfect mix of ytp, mash up, memeposting jokes and sample replacement. Both in terms of audio and video. However a lot of people from here(well, you could say a lot of people in general, even japs themselves) completely miss that point and define mads by separate ingredients present in excess in comparison to other ones that can be completely absent which is completely unacceptable.
Camden Ross
I want to hold hands with Yoshino.
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Brody Richardson
I'll find it, was it this theme? was the source inmu, gachimuchi, or gabba hole?
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Carter Ross
>>>/a/
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Henry Butler
Don't have the time to turn this into a webm right now
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William Stewart
Don't worry, I got you. Is the quality to your liking?
Carter Bennett
I love it
Jack Martin
Great. If anybody else needs a webm, post the youtube video in this thread. I'll crop in every one in a while to convert them.
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Brayden Moore
Man I fucking love the 12MB limit. 3+ minute videos are a breeze to make now. Feels like yesterday when we first got here with a 5MB limit + sound and were stoked at what we could do with it. Is halfchan still at 3MB with no sound? I haven't checked on it since the first Holla Forums exodus.
Jaxon Wood
What, was 4am banned again?
Brandon Martinez
I checked it out recently and they are still with no sound and shit. Its sad really that they still suck that bad.
Carter Bell
What a shame. Also I remade this video because the old version that's been going around was both smaller in filesize and an mp4 file. This should be much higher quality.
Charles Butler
Old version for comparison.
Colton Ortiz
Nice dude
Ian Powell
Thanks bruv.
Cameron Smith
haven't heard many flattering things about the anime itself, so I guess it's just good for samples
Jeremiah Lopez
can't unsee
Jason Ross
i hate you now
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Noah Bailey
People don't enjoy these things. They don't even watch them. I (and probably others) ID-filter whenever someone posts them.
You're better off learning to actually animate or compose if you're really trying to contribute.
Brayden Taylor
My contribution to this thread
Dominic Cox
WEW
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Jonathan Martinez
These threads are the only reason why I browse this board.
Those are really terrible, but I admire the effort this person has put into them. So bad it's good
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Adrian Brooks
Obviously yours isn't so it clearly can't be the best. I'm still looking for the sauce of the original song. Also looking for the sauce of that slapping.
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Luke Perez
help me arisu
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Jacob Evans
here it is
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Josiah Taylor
thank you
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Sebastian Morgan
how big is your gachimuchi folder? mine is shamefully small
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Ryder Nguyen
Well mine isn't mainly gachi rather just MADs in general
Luis Garcia
roughly 400 gb for all mads taken from nicovideo, maybe 5% of that would be gachimuchi.
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Ryan Richardson
GURU GURU
Asher Martin
Can't wait for Xarable to compile Best of YTPMV 2016
David Phillips
HAPPY NEW YEAR from commiefornia
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Oliver Jenkins
i'll always love these threads
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John Wright
Anyone have Shinobu's laugh?
Cooper Roberts
dem dannyradcliffe hanging negros for archiving his shit.
