A thread for explosions of all kinds
A thread for of all kinds
dude thats me irl
ENTERTAIN ME FAGGOTS
The prodigal son returns
Yeah, I'd just fly to Vegas instead of New England.
More fun that way.
Good, I don't like you either. Hmmph.
GOD THESE FUCKING MOSQUITO BITES
Thats no way to talk about flat chests.
Best explosions :^)
I wouldn't expend the effort to hunt down Ui/Bebop/Shiro/etc.
: ^ )
Good, I don't like me either.
you should work on that
hi spoils, how are you?
I was just reiterating your post.
My misanthropy doesn't extend to self loathing.
I'm just tired welma
But is he that cool irl?
tfw nooneto skype with drunk
Darn good bae, how about you?
discovering new music, gonna start homework soon
had a decent shift at work today ^^
I wouldn't murder anyone.
Not because of a moral objection.
But I don't really want to spend the rest of my life in prison.
Maybe it should in that case then, biyotch.
You gained 3 hours though. Jet lag only happens coming home~
Great to hear! What is wrong with that word huh?
I don't want to encroach on your domain.
BRB anime tiddies
tfw there's sp9it all o er my shorts
tfw nobody to cudddddle
Someone euthanize Amy before I do
THat's why you do a stealth kill so you don't alert all the guards.
next time try disabling their external comms
ur a faggot, you hear me?
Alright there, Dovahkiin.
Alright there, Snake.
I just don't see how someone could ever call me that in a serious way :u
At the start of the game I spent a good 10 minutes sneaking behind that guy sitting down in the game so I could level my sneak to high levels.
I've only had a bottle and a half of wine
I'm not drunk
okay maybe I puked once
You can just cheese it by not investing any perk points in leveling up Sneak multipliers or one handed damage and just keep hitting him with sneak attacks.
It maxes out in like a few minutes.
No one fucking cares.
Well I just did so deal with it yo :^)
just had to get it out of my system
i intend to be the great mod id always said id be
wait did I post my skype yet for maximum attentionwhoring?
Ohhh I didn't think of that. But I was too OP halfway though the game I stopped playing.
I don't self-loathe nearly as much as I used to.
Keep up with the times.
Play on Legendary like a real person.
And install a bunch of damage realism mods and stealth nerfers.
Yeah, I know.
We talked about this a while back.
I just don't see how someone could ever call me that in a serious way :u
shut up bifh
And none are for making everything naked or bouncing titties.
is big boy bard here
There's nothing wrong with drinking whatsoever.
There's a problem with him blogging about it for the last six hours.
He's more annoying than your blog posting.
lol, the problem is people DO this shit when they're drunk
the whole "heyheylookatmeimdrunk" thing is pretty common
and I don't blog post anymore
and I'll keep saying it as the weeks go by until people realize this
check my posts this thread
I didn't do it once, and won't.
Yours is not to understand but to enjoy, nerd bae
Don't be a little bitch, Goggles.
Play like a man.
The only people that do the "xD im so durnk" thing are underage faggots who have drank like one whole beer and trying to attentionwhore.
The vast majority of posters are questionable levels of alcoholism and rarely even mention the fact they're drinking.
Only some naked and bouncing titties?
Then why attack that?
Don't judge me, Casper.
Oh, it wasn't an attack.
It was meant more as like self deprecating or something.
"Taking the piss out of it."
I don't get it.
only mods may judge you, and i am not poster of faith
your mods weigh lighter then feathers to me
I suppose that's probably true
desu was doing that a lot when he first started posting
That whole thing friends do where they just sort of mock and poke fun at each other's faults, past or current, just to see the hilarity in it.
Mods as in game modifications, not board moderators, Casper.
I think your bad English is showing again.
Desu does that now with his shitty "I wanna kiss [poster]'s tummy" and whatever variations of that.
He wasn't drunk. He wasn't wanting to kiss whoever's "tummy".
He just does it to be as annoying as possible.
I like playing how I play tyvm
ye but also when he's drinking he makes sure that eeeeeeeeeveryone knows it
i wont judge you for your perverted game modifications
only board mods may judge you
in this world where mods are priests, i am not a man of god, fuck you, don't read what i type, read what i don't type
tsuchi actually thinks i've never played a modded game
Never really talked much to him.
I just know his "pretending to be retarded" posting style.
YOU ARE USING ENGLISH PHRASES REALLY AWKWARDLY AND IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHAT IS INTENTIONAL AND WHAT'S A LANGUAGE BARRIER.
I didn't think you played anything other than the skinflute tbh.
casper is manaka 2.0 confirmed?
Go to bed.
I don't want to quite yet. I'm playing my fishing game.
Fishing for ninis?
Nah, you just don't have the social skills to read the tone of my posts
The Sega one?
Or the flash one where you upgrade alot of shit and the fish look like celestial starbodies?
What's good everyone
I bet you play shitty browser games and post your progress on Facebook for likes, too.
I remember your vocaroos or the random TCs I actually joined only to talk shit at Test.
I honestly was unable to pick up anything you said because of the accent.
I was expecting a phone game for some reason.
It is a phone game.
uhhh not much tbh
playing metal gear
ban made me a mod of the discord like 10 min ago
whats up wit hyou dude
How's it going Goggles
Just got back from a cigar bar and watching the purge
Waiting to pass out and hit the gym in the morning
What are you doing up this late? ^^
Maybe you should join the big boys' table and play real games.
I can't really complain.
I've been playing the shitty Final Fantasy Record Keeper phone game for a few weeks now.
Do anything this weekend? :3c
I forgot I was supposed to keep using that same image to annoy Goggles.
Not sleeping, apparently.
I just like this one cause it's all the fun of fishing without having to touch the fishies^~^
Confessing to Remi!
do not look for vagina on Holla Forums that is impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.
...there is no vagina
Then you'll see it is not the trap that faps, but yourself.
Whether or not there is a vagina is irrelevant.
I don't remember you ever speaking in a TC, but it might have happened, but you're like the only person ever to not understand my accent tho you were probobly just not listening
that gif was pretty dissapointing
oh great another swede... fantastic
I want to have sex with a corpse !
Sleep is good~
Also saved that picture>>1136131
No idea why it randomly linked that other post....
There were others? I see your bluff
Kyouko is objectively the cutest Touhou !
Alright, throwing in the towel for tonight.
Sleep tight, threaders <3
Get your fishing and game license and go this summer.
Get a cheap "Crappie" brand pole if you don't still have one.
...heres another one, just one tho
chen best gril
we get it, you want attention
Sweet dreams Elma
oh fuck i just gave it attention... shitshitshit
I don't think I've ever used voice in a TC.
I don't even join 99% of them to open in a tab.
I will just be bored, see that Test is linking it, and join the chat to say dumb shit at Test about whatever of his room is visible.
nice eyebrows bard
k-on pls no
They're like Desu levels of thick eyebrows.
200 hours in mspaint
thanks I grew them myself
You don't even join 99% of TC's, in order to open in a tab?
I don't understand, please rephrase
I don't even open the TCs in another tab to let them just go in the background because I just flat out don't care enough to even see/hear whatever is going on.
Didn't you use to be in all the TC's like a sleeper when tokai me and scoots had them alot tho?
It's weird when people just watch or listen expecting entertainment value or some shit tho.
teach me senpai o.o!
I generally find it really weird to lurk without posting, even in threads.
TCs would be even weirder since it's people talking and camming. There'd be no reason to join if you weren't going to chat.
It's like whenever I Skype with people. If they're camming or voice chatting, I will. It's weird when it's just one person doing it.
do not click
why MFF... why is this even saved to your hard drive?
Well i mean if they're voice chatting and you're not they're just calling you to speak with themselves tho, and that would be weird yeah
of course... silly me
Most of the people I Skype with are usually playing a game so they can't talk.
So it just becomes easier to use voice.
And I'm the same way. If I'm playing something, I usually just switch to voice on either Skype or Steam to not have to tab out as much.
so i take it all the cool posters are still fugging each other at AX... yea still kinda bitter about not going
Now i'm hella confused, as opposed to when you're not playing and instead send letters?
i know you most likely don't but shit man, don't dribble me with out of context sentences and expect me to get it, that's my thing
It's only midnight on the west coast.
I assume they're still in the process of getting shitfaced.
The homosex will come later after hours of intoxicated sexual tension.
you will never share a hotel room at a con with a bunch of dudes from the internet only to be woken up to grim spooning you.
Why even live
dont kid yourself... theyve been intoxicated this entire time
i wish i was that cool ;~:
Going out with friends tomorrow night.
I wish you were cool too.
i go with the devil go to mexico you will find him again only if you completed the thieves landing task though End game SPIOLERS!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and after you complete the task go to beechers hope its a big peice of land next to blackwater its also johns family farm so you encounter him for the final time he starts talking about stuff i forget its been awhile but then john says damn you! and the strange man says many have then john fires a shot at him goes right through him he fires another nothing third nothing fourth the gun jams heres the story ending spoiler >>>>>> another few creepy things in the final mission the last enemy that shall be destroyed edgar ross archer fordham and the army storm the farm an intens shootout leading to uncle getting shot and dying then john covers abigail and jack as they run to the barn then john puts jack and abigail on a hores then tells them to go after a brief extamch they ride away john turns around then looks out of a crack in the door the army surround the barn john knows what he has to do he opens the door then the game goes into deadeye you have to take as many with you as possible then john takes a barrage of bullets increadibly long story short jack and abigail have a funeral for john then the game fast forwards to 1914 you are jack wearing johns hat and abigail passed away a year and a half after john dies but you notice in the final exchange that john and stranger are standing at the site of john uncle & abigails graves and also john fired three shots at the man 1 for uncle then 1 for john then 1 for abigail the fourth jammed saving jack from a grim fate tip: as soon as you turn to jack go to blackwater there is a side mission called remember my family where you hunt down edgar ross and engage in a duel with him then kill him there jack turns around walks away then the game goes to his face then the screen turns red and RED DEAD REDEMPTION pops up on the screen and goes to credits then now go ahead and do anything as jack
not being awoken by the battlecry of Grim seeing anime tiddies
ikr.. life seems to pale by comparison
me too batr, me too
bazinga... hey, im cool right?
i bet grim is staying creepily sober so he can hoax them into doing shit he can film tho
and it sounds alot like masturbation
I usually abhor using voice chat, even with it's calling family or friends.
But I use it whenever it's easier.
So if it's possible for both of us to text, I'll just text. If one person needs to voice because they're physically busy, then I'll voice.
Most of my time spent here is usually while I'm doing other stuff, be it playing games, studying, coursework, or random odds and ends related to the not-really-a-job "job" I have so it's easier to be able to just leave whenever to complete whatever else I'm doing.
The last thread was OPed with Colbs scream "nigger" out the hotel window so I'm gonna assume they are.
he played us like a damn fiddle.
Its whatever your mind interprets.
confirmed.. colbs screaming slurs in public is a sure sign
I'm going next year at least ^^
can't wait to be super shy irl even though I talk a big game online ;D
even though I talk a big game online ;D
Nobody thinks you talk a big game.
Nobody expects extroversion out of you.
ima try and get vacation time in that general block of the month
We need to play more overwatch whenever I get back
where did you get that folder
i made all of these
i made all of these
DAMN OF THE FINAL DAY
24 HOURS REMAIN
spelling dawn damn
i'm still half asleep. damn. brb tea.
u know what i mean
in private convos I do
I can be rather assertive and forward with people about my interest in them
and then irl.....I would never dream of even bringing such a subject up
gotta plan and save money and stuff~
yes... that you are charles immer
and other artists
He's clearly an artist.
Did you not see how masterfully he drew the swastika on his forehead?
no im just sci, paint.exe expert
i didnt.. but i can presume it was masterful indeed
i made this image, yes it is entirely original content with no other contributing artists
store bought baked beans
ah very nice. i can see you've been influenced by andy warhol.
i have been blessed with a talent... here is another original work.
The filenames are 'yaseem'
here is another of mine...
because that's what i named them.
oh yeah i've seen that. one of your more overrated works imo.
At least make it hipster and go with PBR.
That isn't the artists name
and it's not the name of the works
people are always talking abut her smile... i made her sit through the entire ordeal with a vase in her bum
because i learned about gypsy from his appearance on old lists with this image under the name 'yaseem'.
So why are you using his images?
OC DONT STEAL
I don't even know what "Crunk" is.
any of my friends online
fine.. best i can do
stolen... now i made this oc
sama you are a fiend
i like how they look. theyre not his though, they're charlie immer's paintings cropped, resized, and saved as .gif files.
of course we are dad
why wouldnt we be
sound a little more like me tbh
If I don't have anything nice to say, I'm not supposed to say anything.
You are an internet slut, I can corroborate that claim for you.
You'd have to ask them.
Shoop that one so she's doing the "shocker".
Put on a name so i can filter you please
Is it not time to forgive and forget, bard?
u wont filter me anyway
ill take that as a yes...
Forgive and forget what?
but youre literally my friend kaybe
youre like my monsterkitten
WE FREN TILL DA MOON COME FROM DA EAST
Is Kaybe not monsterkitten?
nope, completely different furries
that Ui was actually a mentally handicapped young girl. she could been seen drooling in store windows until one day she stole a guitar telling GEETAH GEETAH until one of the girls from her school noticed her drooling on it and invited Ui of the thier club so they could make fun of her. They signed Ui up for a recital where she played very badly and everyone only clapped to be polite to the poor retarded girl
theyre basically the same..
yaaaay SMA LOV BU
they are nothing alike. luke is boring, kaybe is charming.
forgot the pic to this post... there, all better
You will have to take it, because I'm not giving it to you willingly.
Considering my size, I'm like two of your Monsterkittens.
What no ew
Thanks man, I'll get that money to your Paypal in the next three business days.
*takes the liberty
luke is pretty fat also
thats why youre like him
hey... my theory works, its irrefutable
i dont take charity [spits]
what makes you think I'm a slut? :c
forgive and forget sci
Actually, Luke is pretty fat, I'm pretty AND fat. There's a minor but important distinction there.
Is that what you do when you go up to those Salvation Army donation buckets with the Santas?
The way you sell your body to anybody who comes along, minus the selling part.
Fat is fat.
Hit the gym.
Get your stomach removed.
lol no i would never be so dishonorable. and i have no problem with the giving side of charity, just the receiving.
fig 1: an overwhelmed mother having to deal with her difficult to handle mentally disabled daughter
fig 2: unable to enunciate other words the dumb child will repeat words to try and explain what she wants
fig 3: here she is being recorded by her mother letting her uncle molest her when she was 12
I hit the gym too hard and it told its mom, now I'm not allowed to go over there anymore.
Oh, okay, so you just take the bucket and throw it in the trash instead.
i always forget to add that her uncle was also transgender...
deed sumwahn ssssayyyy 'eresss-e
I don't do that ;~;
I've never tried to lewd you...
im being much kinder than i have previously
All I want is to be able to make it so I can't see his posting
i dont give a fuck if he's still here
fig 4: Yiu will commonly get angry as she is also unable to properly display other emotions, she will throw herself onto the floor and have a tantrum if mommy forgets the MnM's with her medication
fig 5: here we see Yui heavily medicated.
I know, and I'm so bitter about it that I'm going to tell everyone how much of a slut you are.
fig 6: here we see Yui with the only toy she is allowed to have because she cant swallow it of flush it down the toilet. Yui will play with this toy endlessly for hours, driving everyone in the home crazy. Yui doesnt know her poor mother has attempted to end her own life several times because of it and is now a methamphetamine addict
that's kinda mean...
fig 7: because of Yui's handicap she lacks the ability to see a situation as inappropriate. Here we see her after she had stripped and defecated in the classroom and propositioned a boy in her class for sexual intercourse
What are you gonna do about it? I already bought a Ferrari with your lunch money.
fog 8: after the age of 12 she became less prone to rage and developed the tendency to be much more inappropriate, usually at church functions. Here she is asking for the communion wafer.
Kasper was right
fig 9: here is a sketch Yui created of her imaginary friend "GarEE". Yui would often diddle herself while playing with her toys and fly into random fits because GarEE stole her barbie doll. Her poor mother had to take the doll after it was found shaved and decapitated
I'm just joshing you.
meh.. enough of that
I hit the gym too hard and it told its mom, now I'm not allowed to go over there anymore.
Dear God, this image is horrifying on so many levels.
oh my fuckin g hod
i cant seperate life from memes
I was buzzed in the afternoon but I didn't want to get fucked up so I had a bunch of jerky and carbs to nullify the alcohol
Test you flaked man
just HAD to add the titties thing huh
lol... 9 was enough
I'm def gonna buy fakku doujins now
They are the best of Japan, uncensored, and professionally typesetted abs translated
guess I'll go to bed....nini
Why is he dodging filters
The whole point of them is that they're specifically unprofessional to skirt copyright laws.
I thought you'd never stop.
I hated having to hang out with kids just because our moms were friends. One chased me around the backyard with a bat. I mean, a plastic bat, but still.
Night. Try not to take naked pictures of yourself while you sleep.
Fakku publishes its own stuff now so it's not even dictionary definition doujinshi
What else to call drawn Japanese porn Manga?
yea... me either. im glad you hated it
It is a curse.
Well sorry sama
I would call porn anime hentai
Or the entire drawn porn genre
Just seems weird to me because they'd be labeled "derivative works" under US copyright law and easily able to get cease and desist orders against them.
It's technically illegal in Japan but it doesn't hurt the industry so they don't pursue lawsuits.
fakku's content has really slipped over the years. i have a grandfathered account that carried over prior to the paysite version and et me tell you the content isnt a quarter what it used to be. at one point it was THE goto site for premium flash content
no that would undermine the giving! i have to intercept it before it gets to the intended recipients.
i keed bae i care. formerly big fan of fakku
ugly goth freaks
i only read hentai
>play red dead redemption online
new account so spawn as level 1 no mount
spawn in armadilla
there's someone at the mcfarlan ranch clearly afk
walk from armadillow to mcfarlanee ranch
go to other player dot
they arent there
aim and automatically lock onto something on the ground across the ranch
it's a person trapped under a bench
npc of course
shoot them in the head
iuimmediate effect of being max drunk, swirrling visuals and clogged ear sound effects
he doesnt die
proceed to empty all my ammo and reload
I dropped maybe 600 rounds of every different kind of ammo on this dude
like 10 firebottles and like 15 sticks of dynamite
I'm level 40 now
then it crashed and i got booted :(
re-posted to social media
liked, favorited, and subscribed
The people in thread were mean again today. I do not know what I did wrong.
I was merely pointing out that they are all greasy, disgusting, anti-scocial dweebs. They took obscene offense when I suggested that their preference for a certain kind of media made them an inferior form of life.
I sometimes wonder, dear sister, if they are all really as stupid as they act. I oft wonder if this is possible.
ugly goth freaks.avi goes viral. 14,000 subscribers 10 million hits
blogged about on tumblr
sama copyrights it, makes mad bank
I'm on about their published stuff though
A bunch of the old scanlations, yeah.
All original from Japanese artists now
I met a few tonight
one wore a mask for some reason
do you have anything more from their booth?
that was a touching story
"thrilling, provactive, a real nailbiter"
~Sama Daily TImes
It just keeps happening.
No matter how hard I shake my head, the images won't leave me.
Is this PTSD?
Is this what its like to be shellshocked?
They keep mindlessly spewing their asinine tripe.
It makes me feel sick inside. Cast away trash and their trash preferences.
How long can I stave off the madness?
Help, dear sister, help.
Most Japanese doujin writers/artists are the same as mangaka and light novel authors: they generally avoid situations where they can be photographed to avoid obsessive fans.
A lot of them are just pseudonyms even.
I can't believe Soto hasn't banged a
trap otokonoko yet.
I would wear a mask if I were at AX, too.
He was too busy banging acid and losing his wallet.
I didn't visit yet! Gonna go tomorrow morning, though. Check out my loot
ohh show and tell tiem... *clappy
Hey onii-chan how's the weebfest?
Become the little girl for Soto.
Mix your Asian and his Mexican genes.
I'll pin a fucking tail to you, kaybe
i didnt know u were a furry
i can't stand chibis
well actually i guess i did
That's not how it works
moar loot plox
Feet hurt so good
But all good pics are on Luke's phone
the combo was already over
three attempts is the rule...
I had a little Minato Katsuragi but I lost her ;-;
i don't observe that rule.
Because Soto is ew.
keep the name please
You take that back, Soto isn't ew!
He's just gross.
man.. some weeb prolly theifd it
and a gatomelonz
Super very gross.
ur fake filter wont do anything
I do not have pic on my phone
Enjoy rei tho
It's reeeaaly fricken super 100% cold.... I need a constant supply of tea to keep me warm.
unsuccessful combo... any questions?
yeah i have a question. why is the thumbnail size on Holla Forums 255x255 now instead of 250x250?
Nerscylla armor tho
lunno... buthere is another successful combo to compare to yours for further education. note the 4 post combo scenario
yuuh same it's cold asf here and my reverse cycle is focked, i need a new compressor unit .. now it's like constantly cold and shit
Aw shit my drunkeye showed up in that one
that just looks like your regular eye
after the 3 had been obtained it was only logical to go for 4. no one blocked after one or two.
oh it's grim, sup dude
hey sci (i think)
hi dags how are ya
and that evening.. unable to contain his burning desire he made mad, passionate love to his new pillow
hmm, not bad i guess, pretty bored. sleepy. yourself?
Hey dag how are ya dtonight?
Damn that's ancient
I'm at ax
Colbs cuddled with it last night
those sweet and tender moments are so rare...
bleh, bored, you
ah nice, whose there?
Kinda congested tonight, just gettiing over a bad sickness
stuck working pretty late tomorrow too so thats super lame
what are ya up to tonight
nothin wrong with that. why 'dags'
why is that kinda face so attractive? it makes no sense.
stone cold nothing! am boring dags
mm, what do you mean?
what does your screen name mean and why did you choose it?
I know that feel my man I know that feel
some music and some smoke maybe some drink eh?
mmight heat up some pizza rolls or something msyelf
i wonder if paint's gonna come back soon
it was short for drunk australian guy, just staid with it.. why sci?
ahaha, yeah something along those lines
I didn't catch that.
i thought for sure i wanted to pursue science as a career but i lost interest
who is cc?
oh? bummer, what do you pursue now?
hah.. maybe ive been doing this for too long and should just retire or ragequit... with an epic exit post
something corporate. math and ecconomics are way more fun and interesting to me.
character code geass
oh yeah now i vaguely remember. watched the first season of that show at some point.
ahh, well that's pretty cool I guess, hope you're enjoying it.
whats this half link?
Live from Habbo
4m - lawful good
lol nice one niggy
Things changed, but I think this was bad for even then.
Anon_Sama were you around on /b/ when Habbo raids were a thing?
Who here was in general?
do you mean live live
id love to play it again
that was 5ever ago
no one here that i recall
We're in the coffee shop.
just as a lowly user.
heya daggy, how you doin? c:
ah posted 4u bby
GET YOUR DAMN MOUTH OFF THE TABLE ITS UNSANITARY
My eyes are up here
okays i guess, sleepy and kinda cold lol, wbu!
i hope they come
I AM NOT YOUR DAMN MAID CLEAN THAT SHIT UP
just woke up, feelin okay, we party in a /b/ thread apparently c:
...they wont. 2 or 3 will lurk, one will post something about how shit it is and gay we are, etc.
/b/ is such a disappointment
i dont want to
jesus sci is being crazy autistic in that /b/ thread
i hope he stays there
I WILL FUCKING PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE YOUNG MAN
Sci calling anyone a loser
Sadly he can't stay there for long; it will die eventually despite the free bumps.
amazingly, on the internet i can be in two places at once.
shh they dont know me
-hug- you on the left and me on the right