♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥Exquisite Denomination Edition

Logan White
Logan White

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Exquisite Denomination Edition

All urls found in this thread:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/400910/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYVLicaeaag
Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

M-more like "extreme domination edition"

Josiah Stewart
Josiah Stewart

Wake up in 3pm.
I remember having clothes on.
Wake up butt naked.

I think I drank too much yesterday.

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

( Sita Viliosium Rita Sellim )

"Yes"

Henry James
Henry James

2
ess

tree

m

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

I.... I MADE A STREAM!
FINALLY! ;w;

I think next door neighbour was bashing on his wall to shut me up.

Fuck him, it was 12 o clock on a Friday.
I hear much worse on a morning.

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

what's too extreme?

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

I- I see!

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

your buddy sounded wayy too lewd during stream breathing lewdly and stuff

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

how do you feel about me~?

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

He's got like breathing problems.

Henry Jackson
Henry Jackson

I pick my friends so good.

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

poor guy... :c

you do?

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

Uhm-
You're sweet, and usually seem pretty earnest, and kind.
Maybe a bit overly prude.
I dunno...

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

Yeah, he's such a trooper.

And I like to think so, I collect such a wide variety of freaks.

Oh god I'm so dizzy and my head is banging.
I'm going to order a takeaway; what should I get?

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

..b-but my prudeness to not be lewd is my own moral social foundation?

chinese

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

I dunno, I wasn't complaining.
Different people have different interests and different tastes,
it just seems a bit much sometimes.

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

all

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

A lot of chinese curry is shit though, I've seen this pizza place that does 10 inch pizza, free garlic bread and 2 drinks for £12

Say if I'm sick of chinese curry, what do I get instead?

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

tfw scoots will never be too extreme when dominating you
tfw scoots will never dominate you to begin with

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

i guess goes to show you how conviction i am~ <3
stable... strong... steady...
*pat pats, reassuringly*

555

curry is not chinese

Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

tfw coming off as a psychodom
tfw I'm actually a big softie
Luckily, no one has the nerve to dom me yet

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

You got chinese curry though, silly.

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

i dont

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

yup
they recently buffed the dark hand, and at level 14 it fucking destroys people

wat

Austin Harris
Austin Harris

Anyway, found this cheap place. £5 for sweet and sour chicken and rice.

Only problem is that it opens in an hour and I gotta wait.

GIVE ME YOUR WATS I NEED MORE POWER

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

wut

Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

uuuuuuuuuu <3333

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

drink some liquids play some games read thigns online
it's only an hour away~

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

MFW a 5/7 trap wearing a 10/10 cutie skirt asks to sit on my face

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

bask in the beauty of my build

hows things?

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

not going Dex or Luck build like a pro

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

If only I was not lazy enough to get up.

Went to bed with clothes on.
Woke up 3pm buttnaked with a banging head.

I think I said some dumb things here and there, all in all good last night, watching angry arabs on tv.

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

radeon really fucking sucks with that screenshot thing in the top left
it was really hard to remove it
summon me shitlord im so bored

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

i wanna see!

Noah Cox
Noah Cox

<3 look at that mei bay

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

how are you up right now then?

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

Isn't she just so kawaii yoo

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

professional distraction- the character

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

look at the AR and the level
the dark hand cant be upgraded, and thus counts as a +0 weapon

sounds like a fun night

meh

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

Ima let you finish but Mercy is best Overwatch

Isaac Price
Isaac Price

I love the futa fan art of her for sure.


Agreed. haha
She's a bitch to go against though

Oh weird.
I just noticed. haha

Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

I'm in bed though.
Doesn't count.

Get me a drink~

It was till the last few beers and then I lost my head.

Wyatt Lopez
Wyatt Lopez

<3 love her

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

cant

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

She probably loves you too.

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

low level bullying is the best :3
post more futa

rip scanner

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

y not? ;w;

Angel Cooper
Angel Cooper

It's too early for all that glorious shit doe.

Plus I'm eating some cereal. Not sure how that is related.

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

I play her enough to feel that!

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

because you cant

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

you know you want to

Cooper Gutierrez
Cooper Gutierrez

Modeseven is weird. .w.

;w;

*SUPERBULLIES*

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

:3
there there~
survival instinct will kick in eventually

Noah Long
Noah Long

Maybe I could chew on my arm for moisture...

or suck dick for nutrients.

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

i rather like it

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

Me too, in a weird way.

that vore though. >///>

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

eww

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

iktf

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Survival is hard, you know that.

what?

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

Not too keen on futa
But she's godly without a dick too

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

some of his stuff just aint my cup of tea

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

Like I said.

WEIRD

There is stuff I even have trouble fapping to.

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

futas a hell of a drug

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

Crossdressers even more so

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

sucking cock while in a dress is nice

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

Speaking from experience? >W>

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

yes

David King
David King

i need the gif of this

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

Oh wow.
.///.

Didn't think you'd actually had the nerve.

Carter Reed
Carter Reed

I can see that thread is going full gay.
And this time I had nothing to do with it!
I'm innocent!

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

Trump posts this
posts the same pic but with a circle instead of a hexagram two hours later
but leaves the original up

Dank meme.

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

Oh, this is going to get so gay, it'll be a warcrime. <3

Now accept your new overlords and open wide.

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

futa

I am okay with this

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

I refuse!

Same, tbh.

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

Fine, THERE ARE BIGGER BULLIES THAN ME, HONEST!

Justin Ross
Justin Ross

You're spoilering safe images.

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

its not the worst thing in the world
ill be damned if i ever wear makeup tho

lel u would b fagit

Jose Morgan
Jose Morgan

I'M HUNGOVER AND FORGET TO TICK THINGS

Be nice pls

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

What about FORCIBLY?
Plus, lipstick smeared on cock is a nice bonus.

Did you swallow?

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

Ick. Smug anime girls.
My only bane

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

pics of luka cosplays pls

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

no, just no
i always swallow

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

Is she supposed to be wonderland's rabbit?

William Martinez
William Martinez

She isn't even a smug character.

Nope.
Just a girl who likes bunnies.

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

And pocket watches

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

uuuuuuuuu~
Marry me <3

I don't know where she's from either but meh, cute enough I guess.

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

public freakout compilations are kinda relaxing

William Torres
William Torres

I completely missed the pocket watch in game.
I think it's either covered by text boxes, or it's just cut off.

But it's a neat addition.

Rabi-Ribi
Just a side-line cutie I took a liking to.

Bentley Watson
Bentley Watson

AC in the apartment finally works. Yatta.

Gay

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

GAAAAAAAAAY

Ayden Phillips
Ayden Phillips

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Jace Hughes
Jace Hughes

.//.

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

Cute.

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

thx mami

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

gay

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

Good morning everyone

Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

good morning sunshine

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

that boner hide

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

I call it the humble fat man's pose

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

How's it going

Why no hugs?

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

That's what made mme think it lol how is it hanging Rin?

Grats

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

that fucking face

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

Because I was drunk and probably had some alcohol on my breath

Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

Were you halfway through a blink? your right eye is half closed.

Easton Brown
Easton Brown

pretty gud, we are about to go to ihop

what about you?

Ryan Perez
Ryan Perez

My right eye is weak so it closes a little when I'm drunk or tired

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

Ahhh no worries
Also can't go or else my friend gets fired
Rip

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

Fuck

Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

About to hit the gym once the pre workout kicks in

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

live from AX2016

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

lit

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

Yeah he is a QA tester for vidya games. Anyone caught there is fired on site.
How is it tho? Buy anything yet?

Brody Myers
Brody Myers

tfw fresh dank ax pics

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

Is Ian playing his fucking gameboy while at AX? Holy shit

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

Just pix so far.
Had kbbq
Gonna go take more and buy stuff today

Kayden Hughes
Kayden Hughes

Did Colbs grope anyone yet? I told him to grope.

Easton Hill
Easton Hill

Doing alright.
Once I'm probably about to play Rabi-Ribi again.
And have Irisu teach me why they're ribbed for my pleasure.

Noah Wright
Noah Wright

We're in the hotel and Grim begged me to play Monster Hunter with him

That game fuckin sucks btw

Not yet, that's my mission for today

I hugged a Luka tho

Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

He did it to Rin

Robert Sullivan
Robert Sullivan

Whenre is soto?
where are drunk photos?

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

He lost is wallet while high on acid

we're out, will post updates

Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

tfw soto will never take your sweaty socks off when you've had too much fun

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

Wow. What a fucking noob.

Henry James
Henry James

Lewdo

I like the way you think Rinno

Carter Mitchell
Carter Mitchell

pics pls

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

calm down dude

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

im no dude

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

mami

You're my son now?

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

Oh you fucking know it

Oh word
Did you like the Korean bbw?

666
Hail Satan

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

l0l
Arent you supposed to get drunk and go fugg cosplay bitches?

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

Sup cutie

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

bump

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

She's the only character who's given me any -real- trouble.
Everyone else took a half-attempt to learn patterns, then a full attempt to beat them.
Except for Noah2 and 3.
Because they didn't want to show me all their patterns the first time.

How are you today, Sweety?

Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

rifk proto1

Leo White
Leo White

Thanks
I really tried.

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

WHERE THE FUCK IS PROTO1

Cameron James
Cameron James

Hello!

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

proto are you here?

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

3 Pizzas, 2 drinks and a milkshake for £13.

I'm sorted for the day.

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

What is the pattern stuff you speak of? Never heard of the game before now

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

highlights
kek

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

That was ranked.

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

AND THIS

THIS IS WHAT AS KNOWN AS A SUPER SAYIAN THAT HAS ASCENDED PAST A SUPER SAYIAN

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

uh huh...

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

It's a bullet hell metroidvania.
Like Touhou if it involved platforming.

So the boss fights involve lots of bullets all over the place, but they aren't just completely random, so you just have to learn their attacks and they become easy to dodge.

Irisu's patterns really put everything you've learned throughout the game to the test, though.

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

L-lewd

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

Guys, Ene died

I also cucked Grim

William Anderson
William Anderson

did he really?

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

lol

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

That sounds fun af, is it on steam?

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

We saw like 15 people cosplay as scrubs

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

Whitey, please.
I am not you, who perverts everything they look at.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/400910/

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

Well now you're just trying to be mean

Aaron Lee
Aaron Lee

brother went with his GF to drink tea
hahaha fuck

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

You're calling me lewd when I haven't even done anything.

Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

also it's me baka hi rin and shiro

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

...?

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

Smug faces are lewd

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

Have you thought that maybe it's just that you're lewd.

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

Hi, Baka.

Tyler Perez
Tyler Perez

Oh I know exactly when I'm lewd :3c

Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

wazzuuuuuuuupppp

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

lel

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

I wonder how many hover hands we'll see in the pictures

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

???

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

lmao
i hope a lot, premium bully material

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

Do not reply to me you freak

Hudson Diaz
Hudson Diaz

Thanks bae, u the best

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

You are prime bully material

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

whoa, rude as FUCK
wait you're desu?
whoa...

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

I am not !

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

All the time.

Having Irisu teach me why they're Rabi-Ribbed for my pleasure.

No problem.
Just remember that you don't get points for being cocky,
so you don't have to try to kiss the bullets without getting hit.

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

Are so would bully/10

Camden Long
Camden Long

You will do no such thing

Christian Cruz
Christian Cruz

considering what i've heard of you you ARE prime bully material

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

i don't know who irisu is
nice bunny dude

hey daisu

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

Gym time
Bai everyone

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

You don't get a choice in this matter, slut

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

*hides*

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

bye

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

hello baka
how's life?

Alexander James
Alexander James

*squee*

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

fine, just playin vidya and waiting for september to come so i can get a job
im in north dakota right now at my brothers place, playing games on his computer

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

A coward too?! Delightful!

Bentley Johnson
Bentley Johnson

too much /lewd/ itt

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

HAI ERIN <3

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

you can't get a job until september?
what kind of vidya do you play anyhow

are we the mexicans of Holla Forums?

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

hey yuu <3

essentially

Joshua Rodriguez
Joshua Rodriguez

well im getting my dads car then
im just gonna wait until i get it, to make the accquiring job thing easier
lots
i've got 230 games on steam
but i like turn based strategy games, where you get to manage gear and shit

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

Fuck that felt so close.
I didn't even use the carrot cake, why the fuck didn't I use the carrot cake!?

She's Irisu.
She's actually just a normal human.

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

building a wall when?

like final fantasy and such?
i never really played those sorts of games unless you count indie rpgs
also, you lucky bastard getting a car from your parents

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

Wassup cutie?

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

Don't worry i'm here

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

watchin top 10s on youtube, boring day, you?

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

Ooh, you ought to watch some vine compilations. Those are lulz~

I just got back home. It's my day off so just chillin <3

Nolan Cooper
Nolan Cooper

whoa

nah i guess more like XCOM
chyea brah, its cause my parents are white

eliza
muh dick

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

i like those, but they started to suck more and more as time went by :/

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

Shes a qt for sure.

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

just qt
she's like tomoko irl dude
way better than QT

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

home improvement, watching house of cards on my breaks, gonna go to home depot and big lots in an hour.

going to the ER monday so I can finally get some help since basically no psychs in my county take medicaid

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

back pain is true suffering

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

You gotta watch the ones from worldstar tbh

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

Does your neck count as your back? Cause like iktf :(

"MY POOR GODDAM SPINE!" -Ryan Dunn RIP

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

i've never played x-com
i have a white parent, i don't get a car

suicide?

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

I don't really like tomoko as much honestly.

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

Get a massage.

Brody Brooks
Brody Brooks

Lol I'm not sure? It's my middle back and boy does it suck. Chiropractors are surprisingly good.

Ian Sanchez
Ian Sanchez

I still struggle with it some times, I'm not in any kind of emergency right now, but honestly the psych system is so fucked it's easier to go to the ER and then get reffered to a place than actually calling up places.

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

In the prostate

James Rivera
James Rivera

tomoko is literally the best girl
also is that a boy or a girl

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

yeah you do
with every white parent comes a car
duh

Christopher Young
Christopher Young

I don't think that would help with back pain.

Isaiah Wilson
Isaiah Wilson

Rub my back for me.

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

Show me your Medical qualifications that prove you are an authority on such matters.

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

Some girl with my name on her forehead.

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

v. cute
but she looks 12

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

eeeh, i dunno
the last time i went to the er i was referred there for suicidal ideation and ended up spending a week in the inpatient care unit

i'm just saying, trying to get referrals can easily end up overblown depending on what you say

i dunno, i also have an asian parent
how do mixed race couples work?

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

That's not in my job description.

Well sexual pleasure does help with pain.

“Orgasm can block pain,” says Barry R. Komisaruk, PhD, a distinguished service professor at Rutgers, the State University of New Jersey. It releases a hormone that helps raise your pain threshold.

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

Exactly. Consider yourself pwn't.

Christian Thompson
Christian Thompson

But shes 26

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

But orgasms can block pain as stated by Barry R. Komisaruk. You should get on that. And by that, I mean my dick.

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

idk
be a doctor

hi lexi

did you pound that 12 year old yet then

William Stewart
William Stewart

These hurt a lot less than my tongue ones and I can't not smile when I see them on myself.

Success/10 Fuck the haters from last night. B-bakas

/blog

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

mfw currently in pain and qt talk bout sex as pain inhibitor...

Matthew Edwards
Matthew Edwards

What did you do?

Austin Foster
Austin Foster

your name dropped
also
doctoring is hard and takes a lot of time, i should become an engineer instead if i want to go the miserable isolated robotic asian soul route

Brandon Price
Brandon Price

That's what I'm aiming for though, no psychs nearby will take me, so I need to go to a facility, and the ER is the easiest way to get in one, and I'll get meds quickly for anxiety. I'll get diagnosed quickly, and I'll get help quickly.

it's honestly the easiest way for me to get real help, the whole system is a clusterfuck.

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

oh thnx
engineer
easier
lol

Brandon Flores
Brandon Flores

I have never pounded a 12 year old.

Cameron Morales
Cameron Morales

Stuff and things~

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

both are similar in terms of difficulty, however, becoming a doctor is a much longer process.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

sure
why would i believe you though

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

should I actually bother reading the manga or is it just going to disappoint me?

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

My guess is pierced nips. show me

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

i suppose if you want meds quickly and sort of disregard the after-care psychiatry then go ahead
it's a nice comfy vacation tbh

i got off my meds awhile ago though, made me think more of killing myself than against it

8-12 years, lots of biology, then a job
4-8 years, lots of math, physics, then a job

i dunno

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

Those would hurt a metric fuck-ton, diggy.

Gavin Wilson
Gavin Wilson

kawaii

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

biology is better and if you disagree with me you're an asshole

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

whooo

let me tell you how i got these scars
j-j-ja jokerfais

Cameron Foster
Cameron Foster

I mean i have her nudes and stuff but I've never pounded them.
Nice you actually got the sharkbites

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

I'll likely get some prescriptions when I come out, and they'll set me up with a psychologist I can follow up with after I'm out.

plz god let me get xanax or a fuck ton of ativan

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

I'd use surprised and confused as a better alternative.

oh snake bites
meh

Do it anyways.

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

i'm taking some more advanced-ish high school physics next year, so i'll let you know

depends, psychs like to take safe routes
if you're going to want a specific medication, you might want to ask for it, though that's a risky route

depends on how bad your anxiety is tbh

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

whoa
that's cute
is she flat?

EUGH
eugh fucking why
eugh thats disgusitng dude math is soooo shit
dude fuck
agh

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

so that's a yes? is there any satisfying dbz style powerups left?

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

:p

Nooo, These are more like dahlias. I like 'em ^~^

Ya'll niggas gotta learn your face-holes x_x

All the names are fucking confusing and retarded tho imo

And I might get my nips done with that chick when she gets back from Germany for sure. But only if she brings it up. I'm not volunteering my babby boobies for that lol

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

There are quite a few and some things you'd never expect like Kyouraku and Urahara's bankai.

LOL. Glad you're still on that girl. Do you ever hit her up?

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

They are not flat.
Yeah I just have no idea what i'm talking about honestly.

They look good though

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

sad
flat is nice and cute

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

math is like, pure logic
it's pretty cool tbh

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

I get panic attacks just being in public places, they'll likely give me attivan, and then I'll tell them it only helps a little (Which is the truth, I need like 4 to really get fully calm). I hope I get xanax but they might just give me a higher dose of attivan

urahara's bankai
oh shit I forgot, he never actually uses it in the anime
kyouraku
who?

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pure logic
terrible, i can't operate on pure logic it fucking sucks

Jonathan Jenkins
Jonathan Jenkins

If you say so dad.

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

Um, no. But my Miss Perfect and I are going out this week cause she's on vacation. I think we're gonna go get dinner/sushi and it's gonna be rad.

She's so cute and awesome and cool, dude. Makes my mind swim x///x

Thank you~ <3 I think they're p cute^^

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

Shunsui Kyouraku, his vice captain is nanao-chan. You know the guy who wears the pink kimono over his captain's jacket?

Nice, good for you. Get in that ass diggy.

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

what
im not even fat enough to be a dad

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

nice piercings

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

Well you better start eating a lot more food then.

Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

but i don't wanna be a dad

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

I'll try my best. I don't know how to really get it from dinner to the bedroom tho :(

Yo it looks fucking insane when I stick my tongue out with them lol

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

alright, well, goodluck
never liked meds in general though, but if you need them, you need them
how bad is your anxiety anywho?

as for me i always just avoid social situations and when panic attacks hit so long as i keep moving no one gives a shit except me

it's so cool
everyone's always fucked up with their perceptions so pure logic's the way we draw conclusions from something that's decently, actually proven

also math is in every field, even in biology with shit like genetic equilibrium

James James
James James

huh

radar, the telephone, the refrigerator, the flush toilet, and the bicycle, were all invented in scotland

apparently we are actually okay at inventing useful stuff

Adrian Gonzalez
Adrian Gonzalez

Oh I forgot i'm always the dad.

John Price
John Price

everyones always fucked up with their perceptions
lol maybe to you my perceptions are fucking great dude
nah dude math isn't in the field of psychology :^)

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

dont wanna be a dad

thats what i said but then
i took a __to the __ .

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

oh i didn't know you were my dad
hi dad hows work

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

you're also ok at trying to stay in the EU and being england's bitch tho

oh yeah
but still
i have some weird sort of pleasure out of knowing something is true so i don't have to constantly ruminate over other perspectives or other issues

Robert Clark
Robert Clark

took and arrow to the knee
fuck you
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEE

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

gay
the truth is gay as fuck and shitty
subjectivity is the spice of life my man

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

user sama can you be my dad for the weekend

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

no me

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

what the fuck

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

yeah, but with subjectivity you're always sort of internally wondering if your perspective is sufficiently skewed off enough to be called fake or whether your perspective is fucking you up or whether when you talk to another person you're even talking about the same thing

basically, how can people even put perspectives of theirs forward and build entire lives off of them? it's something i personally struggle to do

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

lol ask ur mum

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

Try to get her to drink with you and maintain eye contact. You'll gradually lean in closer and unless she gives you a sign for no then you're in pretty much.

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

You die if you work.

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

oh right, the guy who somehow kicked the shit out of #1 espada despite the fact that he didn't even use bankai.

like "holy shit I'm gonna die, someone is going to murder me and I am going to be dead" shaking and losing the ability to fully ground myself and sweating panic attacks.

usually I can get away from them by just going tomewhere i feel comfortable, usually my room, for a few hours, but whenI get some xanax/ativan I seem to be able to handle it much better

spooky

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

why is there a cryptically terse email for the vice president of the washington state university gun club vice president in my email, addressed to the wsu info inbox

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

hi dad
lets do something fun

no, it's called being confident in your perspective

fuck that bitch i do what i want

its okay, living kills you so you might as well get a job

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

I feel like we've already gotten there but I was a dummy and skipped that. Ugh x_x

Like we were talking on FB about lewd stuff and complimented my kissing abilities and stuff so the chemistry's there probably iunno.

I'm just a goober I guess. Woops.

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

ur being hacked

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

daddy what are we going to do for fun today

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

yeah

You have literally been given the green light. Take the initiative and get on her. Move in for that kiss and everything just falls into place after that. BRUH.

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

i will assume a typo in the CC and get on with my life.

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

i haven't had many of those
i mean, i think everyone wants to kill me and such, but i just want to run away from the room and start sobbing uncontrollably

i don't know why i want to cry when i feel panicky
it's like i'm frustrated that it never completely stops

i overthink things too much to be completely confident

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

take off your pants and do that thing i taught you

William Powell
William Powell

do as youre told, listen to your parents...I WILL PUT YOU OVER MY KNEE

Landon White
Landon White

I've had 3 people call me mom today..
Not sure how to feel.

Masturbation can do the trick as well.

Hello user.

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

mommy?

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

mom

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

None of them will ever be me.

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

eugh
disgusting
literally just drink a little bit everyday

you didn't teach me anything though also i want to keep them on

you're not my fucking dad you can't tell me what to do
dad is my dad now, you declined

its baka lol
hi mom whats up

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

Already did that today and no it didn't help.

embrace your motherhood

Ryder Rogers
Ryder Rogers

are you my mom or my dad

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

people really are into these whole daddy mommy fetishes

it's like getting that childhood sense of comfort in a sexual form

that's bad for you though

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

so is being autistic

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

i was making a meme you cunt

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

until he goes out for a pack of cigarettes and it returns to business as usual

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

Hi, mom. <3

James Young
James Young

If lexi was your mother.... lol god help you

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

wow thanks for breaking it down for us aspie

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

shut up guero

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

he's easily the most based captain tbh

I cry a lot too when I'm panicking. the entire time I was having panic attacks in the last ward I was at they were like "are you sure you're okay to go home and I almost screamed at them "THIS PLACE IS DOING THIS TO ME" right at the doctor but I just said "I'm having constant panic attacks, this place is torture." I know to avoid that place now, but that really was the biggest shithole of a place I'd ever even conceived of.

is hallow ichigo rip or is asking that a spoiler?

hi daddy!

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

the fuck

Jose Green
Jose Green

Loco please..

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

wow dad you're kind of an asshole
just like my real dad!
wow yo really are my dad

fuck
okay you're my 2nd dad okay?
backup dad

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

Weird uncle

Levi Flores
Levi Flores

eyy guuuurlll

hows trix

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

hi weird uncle
are we gonna make a basement movie again?

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

nani

dare ga trixu desu?

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

knew id reel ya back in with thattun...

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

jokes on you i've been called that uninsultingly on occasion

sorry for ruining the moment, you can go back to it

Michael Green
Michael Green

Spoiler.

oh you're not?

Levi Green
Levi Green

Sama, I survived day 1

And i met dat boi

Easton Young
Easton Young

whatever nerd

yeah but have you ever been given a swirly by a submissive skinhead

oh shit waddup!

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

KON at a con.

Alexander Jenkins
Alexander Jenkins

i uhh... thats not even

wait wut

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

nani
dare ga trixu desu?
you tried

Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers

ohhh neat... saved

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

Is ARMA3 worth?

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

yes mommy?

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

?

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

No you're gonna do a bunch of yard work.

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

answer the god damn question or kys.

Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

pfft all i'd have to do is act domineering for a little and he'd be gone

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

Does this mean I have to trade in my convertible for a mini van?

This thread is bakas.

Ryan Fisher
Ryan Fisher

I like the sound of that

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

OOOOhkay.

I will see what happens~

Thanks, Lenko.

Levi Green
Levi Green

👌👌👌👌👌

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

Thread is boring. MOAR AX

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

oh fuck yeah it is, best game i bought all sale

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

what q famly

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

haha yes yes yeeees

moar pls...

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

IS THAT KON!?

HI KON

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

You have literally been given the green light. Take the initiative and get on her. Move in for that kiss and everything just falls into place after that. BRUH.
this.

They either outright say no or they hint at a yes. If there's no signs of hesitation then just fucking go for it and they'll follow

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

I met Wish IRL

Grim getting double cucked

Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

Don't sweat it. So I started talking to a bunch of girls on tinder when I got here yeah? The qt3.14 asian girl turned out to be trans and told me they were.
dropped

Are you Guero or not?

Jace Flores
Jace Flores

ja das ist kon... kon pls, i

John Miller
John Miller

AHHH

I wish she'd just take the lead cause I dunno what even to do x_x

Asher Taylor
Asher Taylor

hilarious... dont stop

Angel Young
Angel Young

I was thinking that. Given its half price. May aswell treat myself since being paid yo.

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

oh my fucking god

Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

oh fuck yeah
best game i bought all sale

Asher Myers
Asher Myers

im not googling what that means

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

WTF are you doing baka.

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

:( Oh well.

I told her on date 2.5 and she was cool with it. Figured I'd get that out of the way since I kinda wanted it to go further. Like, she's way too perfect.

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

eugh
gross as fuck
no thanks
i'd rather you molest me in the basement than do that

*punches you*

ur baka

yeah do it dude, the multiplayer is great, wasteland is probably my fav mode

sorry, i was lagging hard as fuck and it looked like i didn't post anything

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

Niceu. Pound her tuna.

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

Those weeds aren't gonna pull themselves you useless fucking ingrate.

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

I was going to tell you to cool your gets, chill the beef and take the red chill pill.

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

don't project your wants onto me, slutnerd

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

eugh
fine
how am i getting paid then

lol my jets are cold as ice
the red chill pill
red pill
are you trying to redpill me?

i need ot get int o afight and get fucked up

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

I am. Troof for yoos

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

You get to live in this house and eat my food.

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

the red pill chilli pillers

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

no
i'll take the blue pill everyday, thanks

is semen food

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

if you were beaten up by a bunch of men you'd have a boner the entire time

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

LENKO PLS

I don't think of it like that. x_x Horndog~

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

mfw kpop is a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYVLicaeaag

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

i want to punch a boner head on

Aiden Adams
Aiden Adams

disgusting

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

Some of us do take blue pills everyday~ :^)

Carson Long
Carson Long

When is AX coming to NYC?

Henry Barnes
Henry Barnes

Kant stop

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

that's not funny

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

lol tranny pills
shouldn't they be pink since they tunr you int oa gril

Evan Parker
Evan Parker

clever wording, boy

estrogen pills are blue?

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

Try it again. Are you sure it didn't help at all?

If I was your mom I would give you a spanking
cause you need one

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

that wasn't supposed to be clever
daisy why don't you just fight your dad

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

leeeeexxxxxiiiiiii

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

She obviously wants your dick, give it to her.

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

I am 100% sure and I need your womanly touch.

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

Well you are my mommy so I guess you have to spank me

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

Wishful thinking

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

I AM BAKA
BAKA ARE PIG
DO U WANT HURRRR
DO U WANT REEEEE
BAKA ARE PIG DISGUSTING
BAKAYARO KONAYARO IS A MURDERER
FUCKING BAKA

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

To think, that such a pretty girl like smiles would be such a hardcore racist motherbitch.

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

I giggled. I don't tell my shit-tier jokes for you peoples' sakes lol

Did you know that baby gender colors were originally opposite?

Food for thought <3

Mine are at least, yeah.

I'll try.

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

Lexi spanking Loco

Well. There goes any chance of me not fapping.

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

wtf kon y u stop posting AX... get it together man

Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

worst shitpost i've seen in my life
step it up

good, pink is a gay color and i wouldn't want it

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

well lexi isn't physically here to do it so i'll probably end up smacking myself again like most nights

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

Did you know that pink doesn't even actually exist on the light spectrum?

Today is certainly turning into a funfacts day~

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

all this mommy fetishing

it's ok, i'm sure you'll be able to take someone's boner head on one day
also, he's not that bad of a person, i'm just teenagery and shit

this board has a disproportionately high number of traps

remember to do it on cam for her

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

What with?

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

eat a dick... these are the jokes deal with it

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

Here's how I start shit
light touching
start kissing
just start grabbing shit
second they start to grab back go straight for the benis/bagina over the pants
oral
fugging
Gotta feel it out tho and make sure things are going in the right direction before going too far. If they're touching you back then they fucking want it.

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

With my hand

i don't own a paddle yet

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

STEP IT UP SENPAI COME ON SHITPOST HARDER NIGGER BET YOU FUCKIN CANT

thats cool
but it's just other colors added together

thats like vsauce shit bro

they're shitty jokes
user you're not my dad anymore

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

blah blah consent blah...

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

where to cop that book

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

bakayaro...

*smack

Carter White
Carter White

thats child abuse you fucking racist asshole

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

i think my issue is getting to the kissing/making out part
i mean
geez
all that foreplay and flirting and shit
once i get alcohol i'm sure i'll be able to have casual sex if i really want it

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

gb2 /lewd/ if u dont like it

William Morris
William Morris

GODDAM IT I LITERALLY MISS ALL THESE CUES FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

I know, righ?

Is that like apple sauce?

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

dem lyrics lol

Joshua Long
Joshua Long

What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little Sama? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /lewd/, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret assraids on noun, and I have over 300 confirmed cummies. I am trained in ARMA warfare and I’m the top shitposter in the entire /lewd/. You are nothing to me but just another daddy. I will wipe your dick with my tongue with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, sama. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of aspies across the USA and your IP is being backtraced right now so you better prepare for the buttstorm, faggot. The buttstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dick. You’re gonna gimme, daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can get yo cummies in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed assblasting, but I have access to the entire arse of the United States and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable assface off the continent, you little sama. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking dick. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will suck you furiously. You’re fucking daddy, sama.

Owen White
Owen White

RACISM
MODS MODS MODS MODS MDOS
fuck you asshole you're going dwon :^))))

no it's internet videos about facts that will BLOW your MIND

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

Well you need to get one. Obviously. We cant be having this kind of half baked effort.

Benjamin Williams
Benjamin Williams

i'll let lexi buy it

I mean if she's going to have my spanking myself silly on cam for her the least she can do is buy me the proper utensils

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

I'll blow something~

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

Mommy has to buy you presents after all.

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

I did it!
Rabi-Ribi run #1 is beat.

/blog

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

whoa

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

It's pretty simple, aso long as there's no signs against, then you've got the go ahead to slowly escalate until you get to fucking

Gabriel Long
Gabriel Long

like what?

John Cruz
John Cruz

riveting blog...

YU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST POSTER IN THE HISTORY OF ALL IMAGE FORUMS YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KILL YOURSELF WITH YOUR ONE JOKE

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

yeah but what if there are signs against it
i can't just let my dick not go inside something

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

best poster*
lol FTFY
user stop shitposting lmao

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

I got bored half way through. Difficult writing for people I dont wanna meme.

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

Send help.

And flasks

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

It's not so simple if you can hardly read facial expressions lol

I'll keep your advice in mind for sure though, thank you.

Your brains out

:p

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

If there are signs against just stop and say "well this has been fun, I hope we can do it again sometime" and stop.

Go jerk off or something

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

I WILL SHITPOST HOW I WANT WHEN I WANT YOU DENSE LITTLE CUNTOLLINI
FOR REAL I FUCKING HATE YOU TIME TO AN HERE

its cool tho... you didnt have to. it was nice. can we hold hands now?

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

all the vodak...so jelly rite nao

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

I know you are being daft. But please. Stop being so fucking stupid.

Ryder Morgan
Ryder Morgan

i liked it
good post

thats fucked up velma
i was hoping you were going to blow my mind

i imagine i would immediately stop and say really loudly "THIS HAS BEEN FUN LETS DO IT AGAIN" and leave

cuntollini
i liked that
+1 Rep

Thomas James
Thomas James

tfw no drank

Brody Watson
Brody Watson

Similar, but not the same lol

Jaxon Turner
Jaxon Turner

im dranking water :^)

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

Atleast it made you two happy. I wasn't convinced I had masde a good effort of it. But hey ho.

tfw you got too much drank

tfw you have stopped dranking

all dis drank just gonna be stuck there

RIP

Charles Thompson
Charles Thompson

vema you couldn't overpower me if you tried

Jaxson King
Jaxson King

Being a slut is so easy. I went from virgin to doing lewd shit with seven people in like a month.

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

My snapchat is lit af

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

being a slut is easy if you have a pussy REEEEEEEEE

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

...ill take it thats a no to the holding hands thing

THERES MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM YOU PREPUBESCENT PECKER POACHING POOPER PUMPING POOR POSTING PLEBEIAN

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

go fuck a duck lol

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

fucking ugly people biweekly

the dream

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

yoko cosplay is best cosplay

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

fucking uggos
ever
i would never

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

you know that bitch is going to get railed by at least 3 black guys

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

HURR IM BAKA CANT EVEN INSULT USING ALL P'S GO FUCK A DUCK IS THE BEST I GOT DUUURRR COME AT ME BRO

Evan Johnson
Evan Johnson

Implying you can slut to ONLY good looing people
Only if you drive a convertible and/or work in DQ and/or radio

You do so correctly. There is to be no holding hands with the Scootalooo.
None.
Nada.
It is forbidden for anyone to even try.

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

Creeping on meidos is nice too

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

checked

maybe just kiss my johnson then?

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

I could still try~

Yeah, I only like to lewd attractive people I know well, so that's difficult. But it's also why I'm lonely.

NOICE

R-rude :(

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

No.

that post was to designed specifically to tag several posters here

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

also checked

creep creepcreepan... promode enabled

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

I'll lewd p much anyone that isn't repulsive tbh

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

pft fiiine

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

user SAMA IM LITERALLY HTE MOST MAD HUMAN AT YOU RIGHT NOW YOU'RE A FUCKING BALD BRUCE WILLIAMS LOOKIN ASS NIGGA WITHOUT THE FUCKIN MUSCLES POSTED UP LOOKIN LIKE A LITTLE FUCKIN AUSCHITZ MOTHER SWEAR TO GOD

roll for it and add your STR mod

*holds hands with you anyway*

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

Go ask baka, or something.

No. *waps*

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

has drunk colby accidentally his cock yet?

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

naw were having a little tiff...

#lovers quarrel

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

if user tries to touch me im taking the kids

eugh

Adrian Gonzalez
Adrian Gonzalez

Wow. Domestic.

Bentley James
Bentley James

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

But what did it even mean? I think I may have read it wrong.

Different strokes for different folks. The way I look at it is I haven't had action in so long, waiting for somebody worth it isn't so bad at this point. *shrug*

wat?

I like Colbs' crown. Kinda jelly.

Nolan Young
Nolan Young

GODDAM U MAD FUCK LITERALLY THE ONLY OTHER JOKE YOU HAVE YOU MANMEAT MASTICATING MEN MUNCHER

Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones

scoot don't get involved, this is between the lawyers and us

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

lol... until then you are my substitute husbando.

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

roll a 1d20 and add your STR mod to decide if you hit or not, then roll a 1d10 to see your damage

user YOU ARE A FUCKING FLUCTUATING FAGGOT FAIRY FLAMER
GO FUCK A FUCKING DUCK

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

I got it at the dollar store Lol

Hugs

Joshua Evans
Joshua Evans

Romantically tho you gotta be a girl or you ain't getting shit

Caleb Hill
Caleb Hill

i am a girl romantically

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

hey... F was my next move
YOU TWAT TWIDDLING TIT THUMPING TAINT TASTER

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

Nerd.

*hugs* I need a crown to wear to reinstate my vice-queenery~

<3

That's fine I guess *shrugs*

David Cooper
David Cooper

Feminine benis counts tho

Alexander Wright
Alexander Wright

things with a dick being called mom
remedial biology for everyone

Lincoln Ramirez
Lincoln Ramirez

oh

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

You probably did.

Sama. Do not delude yourself.

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

Shouldn't calling things that aren't your mom mom in general be remedial biology

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

Fucking colbs hijacked my shit

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

but im reeeeeal good at that tho... lie to me doots tell me lies in my ear hole

lol hes good at taking all the attention

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

I don't get it

Julian Jenkins
Julian Jenkins

Dice rollRolled 15 (1d100)

lol im a nerd yeah what about it dude

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

new

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

Hes scheming right now

Evan Young
Evan Young

I'm the Meme King for this con lol

I met this girl that called herself the meme queen and shut her ass down because she didn't have a crown

She was cute af tho

Joseph Thomas
Joseph Thomas

It's offensive because it's true, it wasn't a bad joke

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