@tp my dad really dislikes trump
what happened to the real satomi? i used to like getting her to voice cause she sounded hella dykey
ah that's good. would vape with
BARD, I'm drunk, I need an adult.
she got bored and left like a year ago or something
Sci do you listen to Bones?
lol i would do so many drugs and never work too if i lived there
she was never really here long enough to really leave
nobody does that.
although I admit I never worked for local business like that. we have polish migrants for that.
I'm no good at this... i get flustered
That's unfortunate, how can I rid him from my life too?
1070s ARE IN
Why do you think I continue to do it then ?
not regularly. i'm sure i've heard a couple songs or something but i have no idea.
well she sure did leave.
how would i know?
He's pretty good.
let's pour one out for all the fallen females
hm. maybe i'll check him out later tonight.
she moved here btw ;)
fuji is back btw
since a couple days ago
miss my uncle jojo
ah damn i haven't been lurking
>I'm going to have 2 lolis all to myself
God is good.
to make suptle jealous?
have you ever tried giving head?
Don't you "rub" one out?
can't say i have
what are you talking about?
who does he post as?
over the fallen ones?
nah some of those are missed
but i learned fuji came back so i guess it's not that sad
and i have swag nudes to keep me company
it's going to be hard to flirt with a 15 yo girl on your phone tbh fam
i-it's not what it looks like dear im sorry
does anyone have a link to the unedited kanye famous video? why is this drama such a cocktease
ok when you can not be cryptic come talk to me
Dick pics fam :D
NO IM NOT THE ONE
Obviously you know that Names is a person since you said their name
I told you that they had moved here. You asked what their name was here/if they posted and I told you they didn't.
What don't you understand?
fucking track and field
jesus christ just kill me
It was Kanra.
so they just lurk here?
who fucking cares
They don't lurk either. I just talk to them outside of this place.
How's it going TP
He was another fat dude obsessed with RP and pretending to be an underage girl.
if they never post here did they really come here?
how the fuck do you even know?
you're a weird fucking creeper beepop
THANKS TO MY YOUTH CLUB, I'M THE RIGHT AMONT OF DRUNK
pretty tired my man. trying to wake up
three days to recover is the best.
mexicans are already starting to blow up shit and giving my cat a heart attack
Seems that's how it works out most of the time ;;
What are you two drinking tonight? I'm kinda bored and just cleaning/repairing shit around the house right now and could go for a drink when I'm done.
to names' credit that guy zero said he did actually finally meet names and claims that she was in fact a girl
I'm actually a loli
beer and wine. get it going dude
Hahaha fucking Mexicans.
Poor cat tho
What are you recovering from?
Too good to be true
Transferring my osu songs to a USB stick is taking 40 minutes ._.
holy crap this guy is a beast. i feel like shotputters could also streetfight with the best of them
fucking kimbo slice over here
There were three legitimate underage girl posters that tried to be all loli shit.
But they were all fugly or fat.
do the math
10, 800 variants of this sprite
i'm going to get really drunk tonight. i meant it's nice having three days to recover instead of two
Kanra was Satomi~
suptle will kill you........
Enough time to finish dinner then !
We should play osu more often
that one alicefag loli was pretty cute
that's a weird voicechanger he has
and a lot of effourt to proxy
Ahhh very fucking nice man
Beer and wine?
Hmmmm? What's up love?
How fat are we talking..
i'm not gay and i can't get girls to like me so there's nobody to do it on. but it strikes me as rather unpleasant anyway.
There was Miku, Nia, and Gummy.
All three were pretty fugly.
spacing would be better there but oh well
gonna open mic in discord and blast IZ
SEcond wind, btw, more drunk then I ever knoe.
Probably fat enough to eat a whole pizza by themselves
Two were like over 180 and short.
One was just ugly and horse faced.
it feels good to have this break. people want to play softball on monday but i'm undecided
that nia though
It was literally the smallest size they sold
oh wait you can't hear it
beepop are you sure you're not already drunk?
holy shit get it together
stalking undergirls on discord?
Now now, Nia wasn't that ugly. Not very good in bed though.
Also tired of playing with bad teams in OW.
What's up dudes.
Don't forget to get you some water too man
Felt good drinking last night when I got off my plane
i shortened underage girls to undergirls on accident
but i think i will continue using that
wait you're in la still right?
i love underage girls on discord
who are we talking about?
How does that happen?!
I will literally prove you wrong about that
She had a really bad horse face.
Best cimbo, next to loli.
Fuck yes I am :D
Ask all the resident land whales how they end up so fucking fat.
friend started talking to me again
and all I had to do was ask him how much heroin costs
pizza twirling through my miiind
The forehead was real though.
How about not doing drugs
Like living off welfare for the entire rest of your life until whenever it is you'll kill yourself or die from a heart attack walking up a flight of stairs?
Sup, threaders? <3
i donno beepop keeps blogging about discord problems
i only assume he can't get e-bjs from lolis
dude i had to have a drink on the plane when i went out to denver cause i was fucking squished
never not paying for leg room again
fucking planes suck now
glad to see you finally got your life straightened out
She wasn't the ugliest poster but her face seriously was weird looking.
Yeah I'm too big for planes. I have to duck to get on them
i never met nia but she seemed super obnoxious and also kinda kawaii
Ok, shot down my steam chat, what do I focus on?
Also, hasn't she not been a thing for like 4 years. E-girls are going extinct.
Very 'kawaii' at times, not very obnoxious, very pretentious.
on the way back i paid the extra 30 for an exit row cause i was high on vape. then the asshole fatass next to me totally dominated the middle armrest
what a fucking shit show
The other main JB of that time apparently has done an entire 180, actually doing something with their life that doesn't involve gallons of semen.
she was before me. i am only going off the two irl pics that have been posted
You guys judge so harshly.
come to think tsuchi weren't you underage when you started posting in alice threads?
lol get the hell outta here
lexi is a very passable female and has no reason to ask god for forgiveness
Judging you so hard right now~
I was 18.
I started towards the end of my first year of uni before dropping out.
Lexi, I eill be your guardian angel; that is, till I pass out of alcohol.
No idea who the other one is. Nia went off to Ireland to bang some dude apparently.
I mean, I dated her for 2 years and met her IRL, so take my word for it. Rich white girl syndrome.
Love you too.
Kinda wanted to see that lime green cyber goth in the background more lol
How goes it, Teeps~?
You in LA now?
but still i mean what is the difference between 18 or 17 or 16
or even 15
not a whole lot
To prison you go!
whoa whoa whoa hold up
did you guys hook up?
yeah i just discovered the concept of cyber goth last night
tbh i kinda like the leg fuzzies the chicks wear
Young cunts are worthless.
Trust me, I deal with them weekly.
coming from you
So far I've only had to deal with women and lolis only planes. Feels good lol
Yep yep. Kicking it in L.A.
Being a horrible person lol
but my point is an 18 year old isn't any more mature than a 15 year old
but still i mean what is the difference between 18 or 17 or 16
or even 15
not a whole lot
It doesn't matter what your views are of me. I'm not the one who just said that.
Depends entirely on the person
No trouble at all for us~
you must really annoying irl if you can't get a girl to like you :/
YEP, and I will grow upon that point.
I'm 23 and I don't know the fuck I'm doing.
You got public service announcements from 27 yrs olds saying 'Don't do crack or you'll break your back'
I mean, we were dating. I took her to prom. Dates, etc. Obv we banged. Not really a hookup.
That was back when I was just a mere meme.
You going to help me at the gym tomorrow? <3
He likes being teased
Check out this chick <3
there was a baby behind me and we were like delayed for an hour at the gate. i actually turned around when we got to chicago and remarked to the parents at how fucking great their baby did. so did a lot of people. they were like "we were so worried. it was his first flight" so pro
and i'm not trying to fuck any of them
eh i guess. there are like some old souls i guess who write really good poetry at 17
Oh, that video hardly even shows her...
Well, excuse me for not being a geriatric.
You got teenagers who think they are gangsta, I lived with ganstas, and they had shit less sorted than I did.
I was a gangsta counsella.
I understood 'Yo, don't get high from your own supply. that's your livelihood,. Save your excess for christmans' BUT NO, these cunts are dumb.
Holy fuck that's awesome. Kids that know how to behave are hard to come by these days
METH is a sort of thing you sell once, meth is a gateway drug to more stable formulas.
Subtle can do that.
I did not ask for your judgment
TP you seem a good man at heart honestly.
What are you drinking tonight, qt?
I'm sure the not so good looking ones come here, because showing yourself is not a requirement to talk to people.
+1 reply <3
Unless you're Walter White, why would anyone even get mixed up in that?
Meth is a shit drug to sell, may as well teach cunts to cook meth just so they can kill themselves and remove themselves from the market.
Never said it was. Saying your gender isn't a requirement to be friends with someone either.
Don't worry I like you tho
A lot of beer.
Walter White is a fictional character who reflected the frustation of overskilled cunts who had to deal with petty needs.
This is why you got the spin off series, a lawyer working in a donut shop.
okay then give us a voice sample
you alice kids were weird
good for you tho fam
nia was cute
i donno i don't really care for this whole the matrix meets steam punk meets marilyn manson thing
but those leg fuzzies are kinda cute
i'm just saying, you can't really make fun of underage posters when you were barely out of highschool when you found alice
yeah i hate babies and it was a big thing for me to compliment their baby
almost made me want one
i'm a vegetarian. how could i not be good
Hmmmm? No idea what's up?
i think more people think luka is a girl than you
implying I'm actually gonna do heroine
I'll only actually do it if something really terrible happens
Some day I want kids. Need to prepare a good life for then tho
Ohhh, gotchya ;3
we're gonna have a heroin addict in the threads
Sorry, was way to hostile.
It harks back to 1920s prohibition, with alcohol, and this is a hangover of today.
There is a lot of people who are skilled with processes with chemicals to make a fantastica product to sell to others. Which they wouldn't get ;legallly.
A lot of people who are hot shit, but are treated like soft scum.
dude just wanna say your whole drama with scarlet and her girlfiend was pretty amusing
i liked how you or she was talking about how they wanted to ego kill during your acid trip
and how like you ate all the ravioli or something
it was riveting
Hard drug manufacturers are pretty much scum.
We already had one.
Emphasis on the "had", though.
why? they provide a product people want.
lol heroin addicts
If I was going to get addicted to drugs it would be off of prescription benzos
They work like any other warehouse operative.
In otherwords, they do scum work for better money.
i don't think i will ever
my brother and i are a mess. i am not selfish enough to pass this shit on
the leather and torture is just perverse
fuzzie ankle fittings?
Why not just snort heroine like my old man used to.
Much safer to do.
That's probably what I'd do tbh, I don't want track marks
elmers got off the junk why can't you
b-but the shiny tight clothes are hnngh
Manufacture, distribution, it is a fucked up model.
The only way to deal with it is to outscum the scummers.
I'm not on anything and I haven't even had a xanax in 2 weeks, weed in 3
Irisu has smug faces.
It's peddling shit you know will do nothing positive for your "customers" and preying on people's weaknesses, be it escapism or addiction, just for the sake of a quick buck.
It's literal bottom dwellers.
eh not really into it
you don't need xanax
you need a fucking spanking and therapy
Get addicted to semen ^^
At least you're smart about it
Retards I know have 6 kids and shit
I don't need anything, but some xanny n weed sure would help
you need a fucking spanking and therapy
He just needs a foot up his ass so he stops feeling "abloo bloo its so hard being a fat tranny when literally every problem was my own doing but ill do nothing to fix it".
Going to ruin it for you by fapping to her
If I was an overlord of drug manufacture, I'd make sure that shit was fair trade and high quality.
I'd control distribution if I had to.
I don't want cunts dying, I want cunts to have a fun time.
GOOD FOR HEALTH, BAD FOR EDUCATION
literally nothing wrong with this
exploiting people is bad
Congrats, you just figured out what capitalism is
I'm sure a skinhead like you would have no opposition to meth.
yeah it really triggers me when people have too many kids to support or control
you need strong parental figures
Let's see how smug she is with a thick hot load on her face
stfu hippie faggot.
Main reason why cigs from 1049s onwards are shit.
Meth, is bad, would not do ever.
Heroine the same, but if I got pushed enough I might
He is right though,
i take no issue with buying or selling of any drug.
What was in cogs pre1049?
this is a one time offer desperate fish
you can eat all my pasta
will find rocks for you to smoke
Heroine was created with the best intentions, as with many drugs.
To provide medicine for all. As with alcholol.
Medicine can be poison.
oh great time for revy to out blog fish
no he's not. capitalism runs on free exchange by consenting parties. theres nothing exploitative about that.
Why would I not put it passed you to print a picture of her and jizz on it just to post?
out blog fish, please
i dream of a day when revy will admit he is pre mtf
I wouldn't post it but I'd definitely send it to you
The trannies that are "b-being a tranny is a disability" are bottom feeders.
I meant 1949, without the pesticide, and the mass manufacture. If you wann pick up smoking, go for cigars.
Go with someone who knows cigars, it is that very elitism that kept cigars the way that they are.
that seems to be all we have. it's weird to think that alexis is probably the only well adjusted trap here
and she fucks everyone
Someone can abuse free exchange.
I wanted to say 'to some extent'.
We consent to shit, and we get shit.
And that's why we don't have E.T. games anymore.
No one cares about the worker, but the customer, that's when shit shows.
where did brad and sci go with my albums
You want some music?
You did me a solid, and I'll need to top this, but you beat what I had in mind.
Save this for your ending.
You and me and Bard, we have an affinity with the sea; fuck knows why.
The ocean is the world's basement.
The deepest jazz and blues.
THEM FISH WHO THIRST.
Export Layers as Individual Files is the most beautiful script I have seen right now.
Usually you do that to give someone attention.
What is she from?
Bought new music, thanks TP.
I got another song for you, if you like, more lighthearted, trust me.
She's from Rabi-Ribi.
yeah mr bungle is good in the short term but i can't sit through an album in this state
Is that all that's gonna be left of the EU?
kinda want to listen to elvis costella now tbh
One good turn deserves another.
You fancy being a drug dealer. manufacture/distributor with me?
Hmmmm I might have to actually look at that game
not really. is shipping drugs safe? i haven't tried in quite some time
went with the once of weed in a coffee can method
Sorry, I;m more drunk than you ever know
She doesn't really have much of a role.
Just some cutie you see a couple of times that I took a liking to.
those are the unions that exist outside the eu
it's cool fam
I HOPE THIS WORKS
he keeps replying to the same post
Who is best girl from it?
He's doing his own thing, I'm doing mine.
Just me and my 💕owner💕, hanging out I got pretty sad🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something fun 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦pats!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I love them!💦 I crave them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘owner💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder owner! Harder owner! 😫💦💕 1 pat💦, 2 pat💦💦, 3 pat💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a doggo! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘
We should get ready for bed soon.
Cuban version though.
You know I'm all about good shit.
I didn't say you couldn't do it. :^)
Why would I post anyone besides best girl.
Come on, now.
this is objectively the only good u2 song
I wanna lay
Well, congrats, you broke my train my thought for 5 minutes.
Yeah you do bring up a good point~
Now I'm lost to the elements, good luck trying to get anything relevant now.
It's bed time.
To be honest, I wasn't quite sure.
Cocoa's a cutie.
I was almost going to go for Vanilla.
But Irisu's just 2gut.
red wine is shit
well and of course this
God damn it I don't know who all these characters are
I respect Scoots decision, though he passed out like a butch.
This is Cocoa.
She lives in poverty.
tfw not drinking with a bunch of guys and letting them have their way with me after I get trashed
Was doing a cuban thing, but you nad to make it a dick measure cintest; so he we go.
jesus christ rin how many fucking hours have you been talking about fictional anime and vidya characters
you need to get back on the job tip tbh
Pfffft you'd have to be trashed for that?
WHO IS THE BIGGEST DJ, CUNT?!
that ui trap house certainly had their way with you
I'm pretty gay, it'd take a lot for me to even let guys near me
I don't know anyone, you best challenge me as hard as Boo, Bard and TP so I can remember you.
Should I sleep or eat?
'cause I'm kind of hungry too.
This is Vanilla.
She's a cat girl.
are you actually being serious rn
sleep with me
I'm pretty gay
doesn't let guys near him
I know you can top that shit.
You're cut from the same drunken bonsai as me, I want you to post something hotter.
not being transbian scum
ch-check your priviledge, cis s-s-scum! >///<
Let me go put stuff away then.
You're the kind of freak that people are rightfully banning to keep out the women's restrooms.
What's your favorite drink?
Oh god that blush
Idk poverty girl has a better back story
I KNOW YOU, YOU CALLED ME A CASUAL
MAKE ME FEEL A DEEP DARK WARMTH
Seriously though, I dnot'n know why people love you so much, as with other posters. IS it your first impression
probably just vodka and coke
vanilla vodka was p damn good on it's own tho
AW SHIT, YOU GOT ME,
Let me wait for a few posts so my song becomes relevant.
Oh god I love me some straight vodka
Normally get Russian standard
fish's favourite drink should be forced sympathy
No seriously, you got me, shit.
I'm gonna warn you, I'm gonna hex you with this shit.
tfw didn't even really get into new edition until last year
You wanna do a second commentor of my stream whilst I play WASTED?
just make a tiny or something
chinese food a best
how can you afford take-out
see this is what scarlet was talking about
I don't know how to make it a tiny yet.
If you can teach me, I can do a thing better.
I'll have that blush with Irisu at some point in the future.
10, 800 possible variations of her sprite.
Including all blush intensities, and misc features.
because my mom has a cushy 20/h job and money isn't important to her
so why did you move into a trap house lol
you should have never moved out
or at least had your cushy job mom from you rent
FLAVOR OF THE MONTH, EVERY MONTH!
You fell into my trap.
I was on my own for 6 months before trap house
also I was being evicted and they gave me an easy out
in a gutter?
a whole 6 months on your own?!
ARE YOU INSANE?!?
Oh god that's a huge ava folder
She is pretty kawaii tho
again why didn't your rich mom bail you out?
damn this jam though
rip janet ;;
she's not rich, and she was already giving me money to help cover my retarded high rent.
Scream has that thing with AKIRA, so... you just opened it to Cyberpunk and shit.
Something that Soto would approve.
NEVER play the associaton game with me.
I'm named SCANNER for a reason for a reason.
that's not on your own then
In what world is $20/hr "rich"?
Assuming a 40hr week, that's $40k before taxes even get taken out.
I'm going to have to rename every file from Irisu-steamCaptureName to the system I want to use.
That's going to be suffering.
Irisu is a major cutie.
Her fight is probably what made her main bae for me.
It's all relative. That's a lot for a leech.
Hey, just because he gets gubbermint checks or handouts doesn't mean it's totally not him contributing.
I was paying 1050 a month for a rented bedroom and places I went for work kept yanking me around with "oh ya, we'll give you full time" *gives me 25 hours*
My statement still stands regardless of your part time job.
when this shit came out it was like a prime time network tv event
miss this shit
I did my best
but it wasn't enough
fish is just misunderstood
offers still on the table
all the ravioli you can eat
don't even care if you zone out on zannies and don't look for jobs
How much is rabi ribbed for your pleasure?
He tried so hard.
And got so far.
The music? He got into Akira, as well with Kanye West, hence is Daft Punk shit.
but like real tip this mj video was like shown at like 7pm on like nbc or abc or something
everyone watched it
this was pre the voice
He made music for Sonic, and I will honor his meory for inspiring this shit.
14.99 on steam sale.
Some of these brow/eye/mouth combintions just don't work. Lol.
that music video
it was a tv event
michael did shit differently
Ga,e witn SCANNer
Hmmmm hm hm hm
Is it worth it?
he did music for sonic
that's why i will remember him
Siorry, I see difently, I see my eye first.
how can you see your eye first?
you're blowing my mind brah
I wouldn't have 26 hours and counting on record if I weren't enjoying it.
Buy it for me :3c
Nah I tease
Want me to do some stupid bullshit?
Us hard to explain, I know you're being sarcastic but I will elaborate on my stupidity.
What do you lik to eat?
Maybe meat, maybe veg.
You fine tune to the stupid shit you love.
For me, is unread stupid bullshit.
Is how I got a B for my degree, I riddled the ridddlers.
Give me a blowjob and we'll talk.
you know i have boobs now right
tfw no blowjobs
i just like what i like i guess
it's pretty visceral
you know i have boobs now right
sorry i do not follow your twitter
I'll let you give me a blowjob and then buy it
damn mj was so based for a creepy child molester
Well I'm sorry.
Due to mitigating circumstances, I can't suck your dick.
However, as much as you have the cutest dick, I need a better reason to renew my passport.
Is this where you'll unironically say you have a "feminine penis" since, y'know, girls totally have dicks?
nah I just like getting blowjobs
who the hell doesn't?
tfw haven't had sex in 2 months
you have to give swedish fish a lot of credit
he's taken a lot of abuse and still sticks around
i think he's a masochist
so he fits in just fine
Hey man, if y'want me to be buying it, that's not how this is gonna work.
who the hell doesn't?
To be frank, it always seems odd to me.
Maybe I think about it too much.
but on a real tip who fucked that land whale in the last two months
i mean i would do it for free but that's not saying much
He's like a fat Desu.
idk who fucken would
Nah that's how it's gonna work
Going to let you gag yourself on me
That's how I describe it.
SOMETHING THAT YOU MEAT OVER,
REGARDKESS, GIVE ME YOUR MEAT TOILET PAPER, AND I WILL GIVE YOU MINE.
I'm serious, what is your biggest thing that you have thirst for?
desu doesn't pretend to be off-kiltered though
he just does the annoying slut stalker thing
I may be batshit insane, but what you see is what you get.
If you wanted something more, then you're in the wrong place to find it.
well congrats on your boobs then
my biggest thirst is just being calm and happy i guess
Am I a british verison of TP?
complaining about no sex in 2 months
What you don't think you would gag?
Thanks Welma, you're [retty solid.
I may be blind drunk, but may I just say you got my seal of approval.
who are you?
you're more drunk than me
and also a paki
I don't think you'd get it deep enough for that without lots of blood and trauma.
Calm and happy is a fleeting thing.
What you need is something that burns your soul.
80s music and meat and tears. and a hill to cry up- I hate my life I cry inside every day.
Oh wow, a derogatary term.
Pls give me more.
Bard, you are probably the cutest thing that graced our shit.
being able to turn off my worries and chill is bliss
it's all i want
it's not hard in fleeting moments
it's hard to live that way
that's all i want
paki shouldn't be derog
the brits made it that way
we would just probably call you indians
That's why we got the weekend, friend.
Might pick it up when I get back from L.A.
Do I have to make a SCANNER thread?
I have that touch fluffy tail song on loop
fml how did this happen?
personally i think how it's disgusting how like no one bats a lash when niggers are blown up in those towel head or jungle countries and like we get all upset when some genderqueers get shot up
not to mention i guarantee at least 30 people will be killed in chicago this holiday weekend
tfw you will never be a lizard, free of all worries in this world
NEW EARLY THRAD?
it's institutionalized racism
THIS FUCKIN JOSHBOY
60+ FUCKING POSTS
NONE OF WHICH HAVE ANY SUBSTANCE
CHEMOTHERAPY YOURSELF PLS
Yeah, but they're not a bunch of niggers.
Queers and trannies getting pushed in a hallway causes a mass outcry of "m-muh discrimination" when they're not even 5% of the population yet pretty much is the driving factor in politics at times.
Meanwhile niggers and Mexicans are in the "don't really give a shit" category in public conscience and they're combined like 35% of the population.
Join us, chemo man