and i presume at some point you might enlighten me... luka?
no it's chocolate with creme something or other in it. i actually have no idea what's inside.
did u like it?
I only listen to anime music now.
i think i'll nibble on the chocolate and give the rest to you
not a fan of sweets!
dude no kidding! houkago tea time ii is my favorite album
i'll yan your dere samchan
I can't break my nindo way
manaka wth thats really freakin gross lmao
but it's a waste if i just throw it awayyy
this is making me a lil uncomfortable
It's my nindo my ninja way!
download mp3 you tube
or other silimar sites
she has a pretty face
so it's like your bushido warrior code?
this idea of you eating the outside of a cadbury creme egg and then giving me the rest
all u need
uhuh... so what i got here is a webm and the audio i want (sortof)
wish i could crop the audio to a proper place...
anyway the possible lulfactor is greatly outweighed by the effortfactor thereby rendering the entire exercise... pointless.
how does that not strike you as very odd and gross?? is that something you do a lot??
what is it that you're trying to do
i know video editing
i've never done that
it has point
moar pls! ♥
lunno... i grabbed some audio from youtube to add it to some shitty webm. dunno how to add the audio.
where im stuck is cutting the audio so im not running the entire file but anyway... im over it
lmao you're pretty wacky sometimes manaka
enlighten me further... pretty please
edit it in movie maker or vegas
if vegas convert webm to mp4
and just use this
people want to see it
where is it?
why are you making it, people want it, what are you doing
i'm bored... sama didnt make any kewl things today for me to watch ;~;
and the least helpful poster award 2016 goes to.............................!
lol i went the total opposite direction and rendered it down into its basic .wav fie components in cubaseAi. now i have like 30 little wav files
tell me what u want ill do it for you
was gonna webm a pickle down my pants to the tune of yoho hoist the colors... there
that's cool. what rules do you have to follow?
i dunnno... seemed like a good idea at the time... now i have 40 little files to delete and my crotch smells like pickles. so there ya have it
hopefully the other person makes it good way
I always believe in myself and the power of friendship.
i know samchan's crotch smells like
that's rad. i love it.
that senior moment where you realise technology has surpassed your understanding and it makes yu so mad your balls smell like vinegar
what's the matter, samchan
...and if you MUST know
yes.. I am eating the crotch pickle
its not gay if MY balls touch it...
dream of me banchives
...i think of you when I go to the bathroom boo
i wouldnt have it any other way dad
...make this face and bear down.
then i stick my finger up my bum to get the rest out...
and thats how i became boos daddy...
hang on im not done jiving boo... ill be with you in a moment. hold please
*soothing muzak plays
then i mold it into little boo shapes and make tea... with little gingerbread cookies. oh how we sing and play.
quick samchan, i cant take it anymore
i'm too nervous to enjoy anything ;-;
let the muzak flow through you and calm your nerves
and then after a long day of playing with the little shit hes all tuckered out. i give him a little bottle i also molded and he falls fast asleep.
thank you for holding, yes this is sama speaking
how can i help you today?
this was perfect...
doooooooooo doo doo dee doooooooo doo dee doooooooooo doo dee dee doooooooooooooo doo doo dooooooooooooooooooooooo>>1128597
i'm really nervous i cant operate normally
is this a bumbum problem?
its okay to sit on your bum manchan...
its ok to ut your bum on things... my bum is on this chair
someone i know online is visiting
and asking to meet
parents are involved
thats so weird
Why would anybody tell their parents
nono manaka's parents
uhhh... so its really not a big deal. aside from the initial awkward moment. youll be fine. just hide your hard drive and the CP you have on thefridge with you pharmacy magnet. oh... and put up your cum rag. you only make that mistake once... trust me
because it's a family vacation
that makes sense
or did they choose to visit this town because of me
OKAY well, they wont be visiting my house, but they're my guest and i'm their host
my duty is driving them around town
i have forgotten how to converse in indonesian
and how to address someone else's parents politely
oh... okay, ignore all that shit i just said then. youre fucked...
oh woops my bad :\
what's to be worried about? have fun!
YOU ARE NOT HELPING AND NOW I HAVE TICKLY FEELS INSIDE STOMACH AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO STOP IT
EVERYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG
so what if everything goes wrong?
begin panic mode... NOW
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
awkward situation where i'd rather die
so you'll feel awkward for a couple hours in the worst case scenario no big deal! and you're charming so i'm sure it'll just be great.
WARNING WARNING WARNING
ALERT LEVEL SET TO DAY ZERO
relax, itll be ok manaka
WERE ALL GONNA DIE
Chobits was a gift from the gods
first the news was so sudden, i'm unprepared
second i dont really know their background
third i'm responsible to drive them around town which i admit i'm not that good with direction
fourth they'll try to spark a conversation which i'd be too nervous to answer
fifth it's three of them versus me by myself
sixth i know I WILL MESS UP AND CALL HER BY HER ONLINE NAME
seventh yes it's a girl
YOURE SUPPOSED TO HELP SAMCHAN
I DONT KNOW IF I"LL BE COMING BACK ALIVE
like the new support lulu buffs
hello there how are ya
accidently click on a neru webm
SETTLE YOUR AFFAIRS
THIS IS THE END
you can do it, i believe in you
learn all that stuff as you go and do your best with the directions. plan ahead where you're gonna go. dont worry about the conversations cuz that'll make it go worse and it doesn't matter if you call her by her screen name.
not bad... munhcing on a crotch pickle
i dont understand this webm but play a game with me
bleach has never been so tempting to drink
i know i'll mess it up somewhere
it matters since it's not exactly a name but something you'd ..well.. jokingly insult your friend with
i know youll manage
well what is it
I STILL NEED TO cALM MYSELF
how do i dress, formally or casually
could be worse...
do you really think this girl's parents are going to know what that means? and even if they did it's not really that insulting at all.
casually ya goofball. unless you're gonna marry this girl and you're meeting her for the first time.
relax, youll be good
...dont forget to shove a pickle in your pants
it will come up in conversation... trust me
jeans and shirt?
i wish i have armor
IS THIS A GOOD LUCK CHARM THING
just use alot of internet memes... tell her dad no u alot, call him a fag... or greet him as sup fag. and dont forget the japanese honorifics
30 minutes left
you could. i'd go jeans and something with collar
YES IT IS VERY GOOD LUCK TO HAVE THE LARGEST PICKLE YOU CAN FIND SHOVED DOWN YOUR PANTS WHEN MEETING A FRIENDS PARENTS
SOMETHING WITH COLLAR GOT IT
I DONT KNOW WHERE I CAN BUY HUGE PICKLE AND IT"S TOO LATE NOW
25 cm penises
is this ok
Gotta eat big to get big.
And never forget. Gloots for the sloots.
This is my contribution for the week.
you're gonna do great!
thatl do manchan thatl do...
much 2 sick
manaka is not a lady?
y-you expected otherwise?
Why the hell should that matter or not?
lol he didn't claim to be
manaka is not a lady?
this surfing shit is pretty good... would make good whoopie making music
you mean the song i linked? no no no this is the whoopie song on that album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m62RTsTVPLg
you want some LOVEMAKIN music boy?
oh yea... hey Bard... i saw this an thought of you.
WHERE THE FUCK
DID THIS COLLAB COME FROM??????????????/
Scarlet why did you beat your gf?
im listening to the full album...
marked for next
ah okay good
they did 2 tracks together at the same show... the other one is called blanket
im enjoying it...
he so mysterious...
armour made entirely out of rock, to smash dragons with?
you look good in that
manchan is a man baby yea
No it doesn't You fucking idiot
literally everybody her eis a guy
When someone desn't even claim to be a girl in the first place? How dare you be fucking dissapoonted when they arent?
'oh hey, just because you don't have a wet ass snatch I dislike you now'
Fuck you luka
[. . .]
giraffage was grooving then it cuts and clips up as the beat drops... no sir this is not the proper vibe for sama to make whoopie with
i love when theyre on /v/ the most
OKAY thanks guys.. i'll wear it and go now
have tons of fun!
have fun, dont die... leave the pickle. i was only effing with you
Do you have any idea how shallow you are?
[. . .]
god i hope he didnt shove a pickle down his pants... he can take me so literally sometimes
he has a huge crush on u
cant crush the bromance...
now this is sum good whoopie makin music...
luka... do you wanna make whoopie with me to this
That song is so clams casino sounding
bard, tuck me in
i marked the full album for listnen later
not wanting sama to tuck you in
much 2 sick
nini tho boo
this songs is actually beautiful...
XXYYXX is my favoritest
i meant sama
no yes to the hoopie then... hey alright.
cant lose em all...
i can actually
*tucks you in
reads you a story about his trip to belaire
...yea boo the cab driver was scary
*hums a lullaby about monsters under he bed
ni ni boo
i want to be read a real story
... not exatly what i was talking about
but hey... ill take it
what did she mean by this?
there once was a young barmaid from Vielle
on her breasts prices tatooed of ale
and then for the blind
upon her behind
she had the same done in breille
i just realized it was so light in here because everyone is at AX
she must think that.
she looks pretty~
im digging this loop bard put me in...
AX hasn't started yet, it's just 2 AM
Speaking of which, /bed
eh... this one was trying...
but ermm... it felt slow in the weak sorta not feeling it way.
lol nite colbsy... you damn dirty lurker
im just liking the general vibe in the soundcloud link...
yeah some might be okay...
Lurk is life.
This tbh fam.
creep creep creepan
nite party people...
During a sequence depicting Antarctic penguins laying eggs, one penguin in particular looks to be in considerable distress. The narrator (voice of Morgan Freeman) comments on this, and the camera zooms on the penguin. The penguin rocks back and forth before falling over, and struggles on the ground for a short time. A large group of penguins then gathers around the other penguin, and the narrator comments about the cruel nature of life in the Antarctic. Finally, the penguin screeches, and a fully formed, naked Hugo Weaving erupts from the bottom of the penguin. Hugo Weaving lays in the fetal position on the ice, as the narrator wonders about why this footage was included in the film, citing its graphic nature. The film continues afterwards, although occasionally both Hugo Weaving and the (now deceased) penguin can be seen in the distance.
you will never come back from a hard days fishing with your pack of penguin buddies to your penguin wife erin and our egg
Male penguins guard the egg and keep it warm.
I guess you're already gone. The fit is good, but I'd have gone with a different sleeve roll, that one looks a bit loose and like it will come undone, unless there's a button midsleeve or something.
not all penguins
thats emperor and some others
mating habits in penguin species vary a lot
now talk about something you actually know about and help me out
im dying here
Oh, we were on March of the Penguins and I saw that movie. Guess emperor penguins is all I know.
I mean, I'm assuming you want me to pick a game for you to play. You seem to do that a lot.
Am I the only one who thought Manaka would be fat? Can't just be me, right?
He is quite poor, isn't he?
I didn't think he would be fat, but that's just because he's a young man, and the obesity rate for young men in Indonesia is statistically fairly low.
theyre just talking about bard being sick
I make assumptions about people when they refuse to show themselves, though.
I know he's sick, I don't even want to think about what goes on in that head of his.
why would you think that?
youre a real goofball
manaka has posted pictures of himself before tho i think
I don't think that has much to do with it, anybody can take a nice picture if they try long enough.
Too serious to live, too goofy to die.
I've seen his hand. I've never seen a body shot. I still haven't seen his face. But what do I know?
Only really the helmet one during the TC.
Not showing face is on a different level, that's a bit more of a privacy thing.
i think a blend of deathly serious and unbelievably goofy at once is the best way to go
there were legs in stockings too at one point maybe i think (???)
Doesn't want Grim to dox him, come to his house and immediately begin hitting on him, I know.
Nah, that's not Manaka.
Oh and that one TC in dark where you could see his face.
tell me about things.
Like a Gallagher show at a funeral.
It's a very real threat we all live with. All we can do is hope that he focuses on Samus statues and the children he teaches instead.
oh all right i wasnt sure
more like a eulogy that is melancholy and funny at the same time
Or a eulogy for a melon that died of cholera.
kaybe post selfie
You'll have to be more specific.
I sleep with a shotgun most nights.
btw I did the nap, went to bed at 11:30 and woke up at 4. I just woke up from another nap from midnight to 4, so maybe THIS TIME I can tackle the whole day without falling back asleep, exhausting as that sounds.
or perhaps died from a gallagher show
out of you.
i want to need you, is what i just now realized.
i've figured it out... i can't feel happy with what i have, i would rather know about things from you... and your perspective... to know what you know.
i want you.
tell me about things in your life, thoughts you may be having and stuff that's on your mind...
Sorry I'm fat and self-conscious.
Like, need special shoes so that I don't get foot infections fat.
I went to bed at about 12:30, woke up at 7. I'm probably going to be asleep by 10 for something I have to do in the evening. You should keep a log of your sleep hours so that you have something to muse over when you get older and have nothing left in your life.
It's an epidemic.
Yeah, I sleep with a shotgun too. Right in my mouth.
I NEED AN ADULT
oh my god...
I've seen manakas face, know his name, know where he lives, and you know what? He gave me all of that info. Because he trusts me.
this is the start of a beautiful relationship
I have no idea how to take this
Maybe you can settle for some childlike naivety.
Take it simply. I just want to lend you an ear.
Grimmu, it's a joke.
Also save me.
watermelon murder is no joke
it's love, test
And because you threatened to blow up his house with his family inside if he didn't tell you where he lived. Not too bright, that Manaka. Heart's in the right place though.
What do you need saving from, my child?
Fine, laugh at my weight problem, just like everybody else. Real funny.
wow grim is literally a terrorist
Yes, it's so easy to just destroy his house at will while I am in a drunken rage. Could be done with a waggle of a finger.
I lost it all, where do I get more?
Well, conversation is a two way street for me, I'm not really the type to enjoy talking an ear off as much as I enjoy being talked to.
What is love? Baby don't hurt me
That was a bit too easy
Lol Holy shit. Cap that for me please.
You have Luka like
Hitting on you
ONCE in a LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY
I think that ALL fruits matter. Why are you so bigoted? The watermelons need to look inward before they start blaming everybody else for their cultural problem.
He has brown skin, yes. And now the TSA can't even search him every time he goes to the airport because they'll get called racists. The whole world has gone mad.
The shadowy reach of India exceeds all known expectations.
Traumatic head injury might be worth a shot.
Tell me your wants... dreams, goals...
where are you going?
You're more the type to bite an ear off
Who is hugging me
What about it
something about heightened care for another
she's taking an interest in you test when has she done that ever
what's with the fixation on racism/bigotry being in both these responses?
what are you most excited about doing there
I'm reading the newspaper and watching the news right now, it's just stuck in my ear at the moment. Hopefully Alchemist chooses that ear to bite off and not the other one.
I ship Test x Luka..
All in one piece, or do you cut them up beforehand for ease of handling?
Like i don't understand. How did you win out on the sperm race? Like your bastard of a father didn't pull out all the way and you just got in there prematurely?
I'm going to Eureka college next semester, I have two years under my belt at another college. I'm not the type of person to plan ahead, I've never been good at it. I'm studying business, which if you know how to interpret majors means I have no real dreams or goals and may not even know what I want. More than anything I just want a simple life, out on a beach somewhere, fishing when the mood takes me, watching life happen, but there's bills to pay and people to impress and games and music and sex to enjoy so simplicity and lack of strain is not something I expect to attain in my life outside of scattered vacations.
What do you want from life? Do you have some kind of plan, any kind of plan to change yourself?
...You got that that was a song reference, right?
If you go at it from the right angle you can take a good bit of face, too.
Beats me, I'm pretty sure I wasn't a planned pregnancy though.
am i dreaming
what's your problem with kaybe
yes, but it was just so bad i disregarded it lmao
and love is so important
Phone posting is awful
Finally finding a use for that big mouth, eh?
It's fun in a late night/early morning trash TV kind of way. Like Judge Judy yelling at somebody on the tele while you're reading a coffee table book.
What kind of work are you willing to find and enjoy?
I'm not sure about myself yet, i only want to give others the feeling of being wanted... something i don't have myself.
I have no quarrels with him. I'm talking to him on Skype as we speak.
(did he just say "tele"?) at least watch kardashians show not idiots saying racism is still a big problem
Love feels important. In the grand scheme it really isn't. I do still want it in my life eventually, but it's really not for me right now.
I didn't want to use it for the same gay shit as you, for fear of cramping your style.
There's none I would enjoy, and that's why I'm studying business. Might as well have a cushy management job at Caterpillar if there's nothing I really want more.
love is the most important! what could be more important than love?
the devilsnare scene in harry potter
you really are such a delight.
Tele is, like 2/5ths as long as television. God. What a chore to type out. I don't know who or what the Kardashians are, also.
Oh yeah hi.
There's nothing gay about drinking milk and sucking on hotdogs, okay? I'm a red blooded American.
I haven't spoken to you since That bowie fellow died. What was his alter ego called? Iggy Starbucks?
Actually... i have nearly always sort of desired to be a creator...
You enjoy managing business? controlling assets? Filling forms? doing complex economical math?
Or do you feel that, that would weigh too heavily on you? The micro and macro management stacked on you in set deadlines?
Do you think it will take all you future time up, leaving little for actual rest and entertainment hours in your life?
it's a reality show about a family of exorbitantly rich models
and kanye west
Water? Good dance moves? Having a functional fallout shelter for when the bombs drop?
Love isn't a force, it's just a chemical reaction that makes social bonds more pleasant, primarily familial and sexual ones. There are other things that bring pleasure as well that involve less of opening yourself up for hurt, embarrassment, and scorn. Love is a good thing, but it's hardly the best thing.
Yeah, or Witty Cornflakes or something like that. But man, that guy sure could play the violin, right? I'll never forget him.
People might get confused and think I'm talking about teverculosis. Terrible disease, that. Turns you into a vegetable.
Are they hot models?
I'll take that as a no.
this is probably the best thing right now.
I didn't know you studied business Test, what field?
If you don't learn to love the bombs, you're gonna have a bad time.
i dont know that there are other things that match love in pleasure. but not only does it grant simple pleasure, but i think it's part of the gateway to true happiness!(not receiving love but loving)--and to make oneself vulnerable from time to time is extremely valuable!
they're models yeah they're attractive
Heroin probably beats out love pretty handily.
If I wanted to watch models I'd just look in a mirror. One that I'd taped pictures of models to.
"Kimye" sounds like pig latin.
i guess maybe in pleasure but then again pleasure is FUCKING RETARDED and a WASTE OF TIME
I will not enjoy those things. And I'm okay with that, I've accepted it. Big adult "career" type jobs that you go to college for always take up a lot of time. Part of growing up is biting the bullet.
Artistic pursuits are for two kinds of people, the talented and the dedicated. Be honest, would you consider yourself either? Don't say "I'll become dedicated". That's not how it works. There are people who since they were children and well into their adult life all they do is draw in a notebook every time they have to sit still and can do nothing else, and by the time they grow up they realize they're good at it because they did it every single day for hours. Writing is even harder, I'd say that MUST just come down to talent.
I'm only two years in, I have no idea what I want to do with it. I guess I'll probably study finance like EVERYBODY ELSE.
I'll attempt sex with one.
There's no such thing as true happiness. All happiness is both temporary and fragile. Love especially is the kind of happiness notorious for fading. Falling out of love is easy and sudden and sickening.
i just mean true happiness in the sense of what you could call contentedness with pleasure
think of the love of a parent. that doesn't fade easily or in many cases at all. that kind of mature love is essential to happiness, but the kind that fades away i'm not even sure you could call love.
oops i mean
i was contrasting contentedness with pleasure
As long as you find something that you enjoy outside of your work, it should balance out in your life with the business you handle.
I can see it... i can envision it. but it's just something i will have to figure out myself.
If i wasn't seeing things i may desire or envision, i wouldn't have thought of this direction would've i?
would it really be there in my mind to want, and want to create these things.. if i really didn't want to become one. so i have to wonder... if i was not created to create, then what else am i to do with what i've been given. Ultimately it's up to me to figure it out.
I'd take pleasure over time any day.
Sounds like something I couldn't look at without throwing up all over myself.
Afterwards you can turn over in the covers and whisper breathily into its rivets, "you were the bomb," right before it explodes and kills you. Hot.
it's still better than listening to people talk about racism
[placebo post, please ignore.]
I'm only three years in, not that much of a difference.
I'm doing some informatics thingy, seems kinda relevant but not all that interesting.