♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Cherry Cola Edition.
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Cherry Cola Edition.
Schnapps for all!
"I fuck my brother and it makes me feel good because I like the way he feels inside me"
gave me a boner
tbh, i figured that is y u liek cersei fish
i'm jealous of myself?
are you gonna do it? come on let's do it!
If I could choose to not feel this way I would
it's not somethign I enjoy
but you can choose not to feel the way you do, dummy. just decide you dont want to.
How fucking pathetic is it that you have to endlessly kiss ass in all your posts just to not get banned?
At least I have the freedom to act like an asshole
Sci is the most pathetic poster in history.
LOL that has literally nothing to do with what i said, and furthermore i'm not trying to be mean to you, but give you some true advice that if you just followed you would feel much better.
You know what I would appreciate alot more than your useless advice?
if you left forever
I miss those gross monkey fetuses pushing Quiznos.
I kinda feel like it won't happen, at least not as soon and on as grand a scale as Mr. Kurzweil imagines.
As far as what makes anyone more real than anyone else...I don't know that I have an answer for that one.
Was the "little brother" part mentioned on the show though? I can't remember. Still, Jamie is technically younger, so who knows?
I don't think I've seen that one
but it doesn't sound like a very pleasant imge
the potential for you to be happy is there whenever you want it.
feel like shit ? jiust dont feel Lmao0
You're fucking retarded
They were just
In an episode a season or two ago there was a flashback to cersei meeting the witch.
And as you say if Jaimie is technically younger too... It could be either or. Who knows. Thrones has a habit of masking things until the delightful twist.
Also good to see Jon's rumour come true.
I refuse to beleive this is a real commercial and not a high school project
jus bee yourself
Wyoming is pretty fucking beautiful
Gonna have so much video editing to do by the end of this, kinda excited
Using niichan nice camcorder
This place is literally Badlands
Why did you beat ur gf
it's true. feel happy whenever you want. it's up to you.
if choose to be pissed off and sad, i have no sympathy for you.
your sympthy means less than a promise from blood chan
sci is definitely the most pathetic poster in history, whether that was a joke or not
Mhm, he can only envision the start of what a few others see too. the tip of the iceberg
yeah the prophecy was literally in the show
I remember those lol
Gonna make some sick kino ngl
Oh, it happened. And there was a sequel!
Everyone's gonna die a big battle and my homegirl Lyanna's gonna be Queen.
That might have been the first time a company tried to profit off a meme.
That takes me way back and reminds me of Cyriak.
How about no? Lyanna a dumb. Hope she gets trampled by horses
unfortunately i think i might die today
temps here will be almost a scalding hot 30 degrees
sure is uh
Hot up in Canada
Everybody knows 3pac is the greatest
it's summer/spring after all
on cloudless days like this
it's bound to burn
Actually, I was a little torqued at her for putting Jon in that awkward spot last night. Thought it was worth it for this face.
And you northerners probably don't have A/C in your apartments, hm? Down here, 30 C (86 F) is a cool day in the summer, but we have the benefit of A/C. It would be gross without it.
You are crazy
cn't imagine what the winters must be like if thts the summer lol
I'm not sure what I'm going to do though
I have so much footage, I'm not entirely sure i could fit it into a single song length video
I'm gonna have 10x more when I go back east too
Maybe I'll have to make different videos for different states or something
Fuck I really don't know
So much footage of the Badlands though
Rest in peace..
Actually me too.
The North remembers.
Was a great finale in my opinion. I was thinking "After Battle of the Bastards, what next?"
It was an on point finally that just has us all begging for the next one Asap.
Fire. And. Blood.
yeah, no AC here... it is gross.
30 is like the hottest round here.
winters are a cozy -15
pours some schnapps out
I like saying schnapps.
Make an album
I still don't know what to feel when I watch his videos.
Mkes me feel Europeen
YAS ITALY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Well they're all like 5 minute clips
I usually edit the fuck out of compilations from my trips
I'll have to make a lot of videos I guess...
hey just bec ause you aren't part of the european euniondoesn't mean you aren't still a part of europe :)
tRUE THAT :3
ew roo pee an
I think if I do it in my usual absurdist low quality A E S T H E T I C niichan will get mad at me tho :x
do two batches
Fire. And. Blood.
My inner X-Men fangirl can only hear that in Apocalypse's voice. (The cartoon one. The good one.)
Also, can Sansa ever be written with a shred of common sense? I find myself entirely unable to sympathize with her.
Luka, I'mma see if I can find one of my old window units in storage and send your way.
Maybe a mix of nostalgia and fascinated disgust?
Kinda wanna do shots and listen to kreayshawn reeeeeal loud
when only the thread retards are commenting on your 'super awesome trip' it might be time to take on a new conversation topic
Damn right its dabes its da bes, baby its dabes.
Sansa is being a little REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at the minute. She has come along way though
atleast she sint having tantrums now
Sounds like a plan.
I'm just wondering what to edit tbh
Trips like this aren't new to me, but heading a camcorder is
Good idea tbh
Why me why me why am I so fly
FUCKING WHY CAN'T I LEARN VANILLA'S PATTERNS HOLY SHIT.
I'M SO BAD.
Gonna burn this mother down like im l3ft3y3
Donald Trump raped me (In my ass)
Thank god they all left
now I can have some peace
and enjoy the thread :3
when you cum and feel disgusted to what you fapped to
my face when this happens
i did only play one game
being even remotely bothered by that
complete pleb, sissy tier feeling to have tbh
10 more minutes?
why are you doing this to me
i'm sure there's a snooze button somewhere..
Why not ?
snooze snooze snooze
I haven't ever been despoiled like this before >///<
sci finally isnt posting
this is the one time he has to post in peace
how can 'he' even compete with us?
You're so charming desu san .///.
fapping in a group call
I do that with subtle every time we talk in discord
n-no my parents are home right now .///.
They can join
i was in the /tv/ thread when that was first posted
i hate u tumblr kikes
This is how you open a lootbox
scoob, may i ask you a question?
your time at uni, specifically whether youve ever been a part of any medieval societies, or if youve any knowledge of what they tend to be like
I was never part of any clubs/societies... All I did was study or drink heavily. Heavy drinking would be making light of it. I was pickled 1/2 the time.
oh well, at least you were having fun
im in two minds about joining one, but if its filled with autists id rather save my shekels
I'm so bad at this.
Plz, Hologram Waifu let me live.
Frank is a fucking trashman
and I love it
hey mom how much is utilities in our house in spain
can i move there
well that's that
enjoy your financial crisis britcucks
moving to spain to escape financial crisis
i want to live somewhere where i don't have carry around sacks of coins and notes to buy a loaf of bread tyvm
Enjoy your over burdened and top heavy dictatorship of brussels
let's laugh at the retard who bought into the fear mongering
I knew this shit wasn't fake!
Will you be moving back to your mountain home? And may I crash on your mountain couch?
trusting the plastic jew
enjoy your scarecrow mp
mfw I get my friend hooked on sunny and we are just howling
unironic trump supporter and scoots talking politics
sex crazed bitch thinking his opinion has any merit
trump is the hero america needs
farage saves the day!
I didn't say any opinions of mine though
I'm re-watching now 'cause of you. I'm on season 6.
♪If you hurt my friends, you hurt my priiiiiiiiiide♫
Pretty sure my british credit cards are going to be worthless too soon
like i'll just go down to the local tesco and they'll shake their heads and say they only do barter now
That's the plan. I can live off 6 weeks work for a year. Go off the deep end and draw for twelve hours a day. Become an actual hermit.
unironic trump supporter and scoots talking politics
is very clearly stating your opinion that you dont like it
cool the autism yeah?
not stockpiling precious and semi-precious metals to barter with
every public poll shows the Dutch would vote leave on a referendum
government blatantly denies it
That's okay, the elections are coming up soon anwyway
You don't have to tell me you love me. But it would help. I am pretty great that way.
Sup with yo day?
i dont actually watch WWE
nexit soon fam
europe in flames when
Thinking a lying slug is heroic
canada should referendum for separation from us
i wonder if tokai thinks the netherland's politics are as important as the UKs
Loco you are sounding pretty salty. Do you need to masturbate?
Those old days were good, let's.
true, it's all breaking.
why would masturbating help
i would just be eating cum that put even more salt in me
it's fuckall important since this country's cucked.
but every country leaving matters to the whole union dying.
Heyhey, hows your day been?
tfw you don't make enough cum to eat it
Do it anyway.
Glorious Union. Who needs Scotland and Ireland when you can be with Holland.
Do I love you?
Yes, yes I do.
My day's kinda meh. Internet's been going off and on all day at work, so I'm just riding the storm out. You?
Never trust a man named Nigel!
I don't watch either, but I know that dumb Hulk Hogan song from a cheesy music video I saw on YouTube. Oh, Reagan-era America. You so silly.
That sounds wonderful, actually. I don't want you to be lonely, but having time and some isolation in which to work on your art would probably good for your heart.
look at this man, bask in his grace
they never thought it would happen here, but here we are, its all in time
salt in, salt out
i only know it from the gawker trail memes
I finished work, got until Friday off. Feels good.
Drinking a little because I can.
Its BeyDay tomorrow woo!!!!
And tell that internet to calm its jets.
The storm? Is that a metaphor or is there a storm?
You can't just force more cum out!
I woke up late but cycled to that meeting with cake.
it was worth it, dutch cheesecake made me melt.
then I just kinda watched got and ate dinner.
all I've done so far, et toi?
Truth, we can conquer those fags back anyway. glorious williamite wars.
it's now all about choosing allies.
i function best alone
And I have some friends in spain that will no doubt come to my fucking house when i tell them to leave me alone. so. it's good.
And you're completely welcome to come. we have the alhambra and skiing and there's a river nearby where we can go hunting turtles. steal some pomegranates and quinces because rural spain has learned what modern fruit is. would be fun.
no, but you can take suppliments, make sure youre backed up by a few days, edge for a few hours, and then see what you get
when the economy goes to fuck
War always maek economy great again.
edge for a few hours
my erections don't exactly last.
She fucking rekt that church fam
sippin dat wine like a champ
edge your prostate
Went fucking HAM
I've just been playing Rabi-ribi all day, ehhe.
Significantly less fun.
I might do my stretches soon though.
Kinda jealous, cheesecake sounds amazing right now.
I fucked my brother because it felt good
lmao this isn't Oreimo
I asked for Game of Thrones
Politics is pretty easy tho
If you are a liberal just fucking kill yourself.
says the hunCuck
I have no toys.
or a bottle of some kind
Jesus christ do you need us to hold your hand through the entire fucking thing
buy a dildo
they're like 10 dollars on fucking amazon
or about 40gbp
ur missin a couple zeros there
Like there's already some in place for the future.
The Nordic Council, The Visegrad group and the Benelux union for example.
Take back what was ours, with fire and blood.
heheh at least some time spending.
make sure to close the door.
ikr I still need more. it even had cherries and stuff.
E-exercise stretches don't do it.
It's only the sleepy stretches that do!
political allies and economic combinations.
For example BeNeLux stands for Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg union, we protect each other and have integrated markets. same goes for the nordics.
what about sport noises? like those tennissers yell like crazy.
YAS BITCH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
tfw another 10 months
And she would squish his head
we could do a power grab in the Benelux, we are the most powerful of the three, but too cucked by the EU and Germany to do it. feels bad.
besides though we're all still in NATO, it's not like we'll start randomly attacking things.
I leave bedroom noises for anywhere that's reasonably close enough to my bedroom.
locko let's venture into the woods and explore each other's bodies
I literally screamed "WHAT THE FUCK"
I disturbed my house
i don't want to be explored again
goood, it'd be awkward otherwise.
I wish I could do that, but the walls are not thick.
worth though, rip margery tiddies.
and get rekt freylords
that's too bad I'm going to columbian exchange your previous inhabitants into a perpetual state of suffering with disease and violence so i can pioneer you for the new world
Fuckken eating them was so savage as fuck
I feel like mine aren't either, but it takes a lot for my speakers to bleed through to upstairs.
Anyone I love left?
WHERES MY RIOT CHAN
that's probably still thicker..
or maybe it's just paranoia.
I can't decide what to do
True, she's turning psycho.
I hope she reunites though, all starks gotta be together. and sansa better not play johnny boy.
It's probably a combination of the two.
You know how loud I put it the other day?
That can be heard all through the downstairs, but it gets really quiet if you go upstairs.
People in my house but loose tea leaves and I don't even into how to start making tea with them
Fucking gimme tea bags ;;
Yeaaah that was super loud.
alright then, you're safe enough.
It's super great when you're home alone though.
I may just be conditioned to it, but it doesn't usually seem that loud to me.
Unless I forget I have it up that high.
It's probably hard enough to hear me in the next room over if I'm not screaming "It hurts so good" at the top of my lungs.
lay welma bait
bait not taken
no tea bags
poor thing, that should come under some kind of abuse law
So is that's Ned's bastard daughter?
maybe my headset was also just on full volume.
but I never do it down cause I wanna hear everything.
heheh at least no weird questions that way.
Buy it for me.
Nah, it's probably just conditioning.
My mic tends to also be turned really low, but that's always felt like a necessity.
Most people just laugh, and don't question it.
delicious natural yoghurt with live cultures
my arse is gonna be sore tomorrow, but fuck it
that btb tea post right after yours
i have yoghurt now :3
Buy it for me.
He didn't even buy it for himself.
Why would that even bait me?
it was meant to be a little wind up
That doesn't seem relevant to the point I was making.
ohh okay, I wonder if I sound loud.
in group calls some complained I sound way louder than others.
kinda like I do, and more.
yoooogurth or yoggurt
Just because it's "natural" doesn't mean it doesn't still have gelatins added to it.
What'd I miss after I fell asleep?
its not the gelatins that will give me a sore arse, fam
Kind of does since how can he buy it for you if he can't even buy it for himself?
I don't know what that means.
Yoplait shit is still "natural" yogurt because it contains live cultures, even though it's entirely made by gelatins.
Actual yogurt tastes the same as a thicker sour cream.
Nah, I'm good.
You sound fine to me,
but then we never have anyone else talking with us.
I probably get overpowered by other people in group calls, because of how I have my mic settings, I dunno though.
That implies I said it expecting Theseius to buy it for me.
I don't want the game, and I probably wouldn't play it much if someone did get it for me.
Gotta get Chobani brand, bro.
well this stuff certainly has a tangy taste to it
What do you want?
thats not the fun accent
eheh just the two is more than perfect enough.
do I go upstairs and like full on chat or play a game?
20:17 - Soto: Holy fucking shit dude
20:17 - Subtle: What up
20:17 - Soto is now Offline.
That depends on who you're chatting with.
Or what game?
And who with.
I threw it in the ocean
Fucking AX in a few days and I can't find my camera...
wait when u eat yogurt are u eating bacteria thats STILL ALIVE?
with a very special person.
and iunno yet, like maybe euro truck sim but I feel I'd be bored in 5 minutes already.
take your time, hurry up
it's inevitable that you die
My router is fucking up on me
Spoilers for the whole show btw
I've been in a firefight for over an hour in Arma m8
server restarted and we're not going to stop shooting until one of us is dead
That's why vaginas are like yogurt.
it would have probably been more valuable at this point to bail
holy shit thats pretty gross
Nah, i like yogurt though.
both of us have 15k worth of gear
SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE
We're both watching each others entrances waiting for the other to have to leave to get food/water
I have a fuck ton in my backpack
he probably does too
I can try to get this boss dealt with and then save and we can clean Viscera, lol.
tbh after I kill this guy I'm going to invite him to my group
trying to be friends with the enemy
CP in the Catalog.
You're very welcome
I'm okay. Looking for something to do tonight.
watching dark souls content, wondering whether or not i should vidya
I don't see it..
oh I'd love that.
I gotta wait a bit for mic though, my brother is playing shooters in the background.
Lol made you look
why not just shout for peace, then?
how was school?
No school today, just graduation, we get our report cards tmrw and go home
Because we've been hunting each other for days. We've yet to actually die to each other yet and we've made it a point to do it.
I assume he thinks like me anyway. I spotted him following me earlier this morning so I lost him in some trees and started tailing him.
I raid his base every night and steal ~20k of shit
You know I love you
omg ;_ ;
you finally finished school?
Go to bed
Let me know whenever's good, Hon.
I'll spend the down time hunting down all those power ups I apparently missed.
thank you <3
Only if you come with me
shit like this is why i'm getting a new computer btw
i need to stream this shit so i can go back to it later and upload it somewhere
I do. I love you too<3
Lol... no you don't
neat, bet youre glad to be done with it
whats your plan for now?
I'm a little sore.
Maybe I will.
im so proud of you ;_ ;. but hey this is just the start. how ready are you to get to work? at tar jay if thats still where youre looking
I'm going to an art school in January 2017, I'm going to work part time until then
Sore from all the gay butt sex huh
he walked out and just saluted me
oh but I do! why doubt me?
I'll do so, excitement.
heh go do that.
I'll walk the dog and set up some stuff
Hey, it's a tough job dominating others like yourself.
I'm physically fit and great with people so I'm ready right now <3
Because you also love Wish, Haikus, Bern, Alice2, Cooki, Chii, Fuji and your mother
Will you walk me too?
How? I'm pretty easy to dominate :p
I kinda hope Au-USFN:50 kills himself soon
wish, bern, alice2, chii, fuji
Then I'm going to kill you by ripping the flesh off your bones
oh you can remove the other too because she's dead to me
Doesn't mean I don't put effort into it.
hay soto, it's been a long time since i last saw you
Where do I fit in? You love all those other girls and I don't feel special at all when I'm around you
beautiful! i wish you the best of luck. besides work what are you gonna do now that youre out of school?
You really don't have to..........................
If you don't bring them up then they're nothing but a lost memory to me. I can never forget you
sure, we'll go to the park.
What about me tho, Beepboop?
I don't know... anything I can get
How can I trust you?
can't even go out for a smoke without getting drowned in sweat
who's fucking idea was it to build cities in a fucking desert.
living in alaska WHEN
On a leash?
I haven't lied since 2012! why would I lie to someone I love?
I feel like you enjoy the special attention, though.
-takes away your weed-
Not being fat helps with staying cool
I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY
I don't know Bebop... Why do you lie to me anyway?
Being dom'd is the only attention I desire
Lol I feel bad for laughing >_<
Weed is bad for you, please don't smoke
I can never forget you
That's gonna get you e-laid definitely.
me, im going to start doing all the things i wish i were doing already. also i need to keep my mind sharp. i havent been in a math class in what feels like ages and i really dont want to let that go too soft. really im just looking to get back to school as early as possible, and in the meantime cultivating my body and mind to be the best version of myself possible.
u kno.. something like that
I never have!
But that would require him to actually do something instead of just blaming everything else for his problems.
Grim raped someone in Brooklyn today.
Spread the word.
I know, you're a bit of a slut. How many masters do you have, again?
but what colour?
yeah tsuchis right bebop
very poor taste
ghostie was much better
i should probably eliminate any focus on poilitics. it s completely unimportant
I'm not after boipussy like you
why youre after any kind of """sexual activity""" over the internet is beyond me lmao.
You were going to move in with Ui.
Also, the one you're flirting with now.
The pet isn't supposed to choose the leash.
I look at you and say the same
I had planned to move to Portland for over 6 years now. Ui's was just going to be a convenient place.
Bebop you need to get your fucking shit together real talk
Like at least flirt with someone that's somewhat attractive
I have it on good authority ghostie give some pretty good blowjobs
are you going to therapy like you promised me?
You lied to me when you said you loved me
Currently one master! Kanra gave me this Shion folder <3
yeah maybe you would but itd be founded in falsehood bcuz im not doing that
And yet you're still a slut for a bunch of other people. You did say you're easy to dominate.
More like conveniently placed boipussy amirite?
then theres this fucking faggot
I hope Boo reads Swedish;s post and cries himself to sleep tonight thinking about it
You do the same to me every time
see 2nd reply of
Don't lie to me. I hate liars.
seriously though that was the best nut i've ever had
You must not have had many
When do you cut it off again?
Well master isn't here 24/7
D-don't look at me like that...
not until the surgery has improved to the point where there's absolutely no loss of sensitivity.
One thing I hate is a liar. I will never lie to you.
im fairly sure i havent promised that to anyone. and you know i went for a while but decided it was a waste of time, left, havent been there in months and dont plan to return, and im doing great. it s my job to look after myself and i refuse to outsource.
Yeah, because that's totally what girls do: talk about getting their dicks sucked.
Because girls totally have dicks.
Look up my state and show me anywhere else that's going to be fun to live in
also college and FBI memes
We talked about it before he moved there, back when he lived in Salem. or was it Eugene? fuck if I remember
so never. got it. lol
Took the words right out of my mouth.
im not lying to you. frankly im shocked u think im doing what u say.
So kanra is a verified cuck
light pink it is
girls have some of the cutest dicks tho
Okay Moecake is kinda freaking me out, I'mma nah go walk my dogs, bbl <3
gay shit yo
Also that cuck mika sat in the fucking corner with earbuds in bed pretending to be asleep, but I KNOW he heard my load as fuck moans
tfw you literally cucked somoene out of their entire social life
damn it feels good.
I thought Tokai couldn't get gayer.
He manages to surprise me with the depths of his homosexuality.
Probably just doesn't have an actual interest them past 'friendship'
If they have a dick, it's not a girl.
suicide rates go up to literally auschwits levels after the surgery tho
i dont care what it calls itself as long as its cute
Why would you ever live with a mentally unstable trap?
Like yeah you're saving money but you have to deal with all their bullshit, its not worth it at all
Unless youre doing it for the boipussy
and even then that is some 2/10 boipussy fam
was there a trapcon or something?
do you think bloodchan is a girl
why am i shocked? because i havent sought e-"""sex""" or claimed to do so in what seems like ages. i tried it out of curiosity and was deeply dissatisfied. thats the end of it. if it works for u then... weird... but okay
I think that's way too high for any of the ones there.
that was sakuracon
was there a trapcon or something?
They all lived together
can you imagine
what did you mean by this
that bell is a good idea.
and a name tag too.
maybe a little bow
We talked about it before he even moved
Not sure if you understand this or not. Trap house was not the plan at all.
I can put up with peoples bullshit, I have all my life.
Do you think I have a 10inch c o c k
Not what I was asking at all.
Read like 3 posts up
then 'why?' what?
theres nothing up there 3 posts
i dont get it
anyway i seriously hope you dont think bloodchan is an actual female
No more magnet ;_;
Am I normal again~?
who are you again?
Why are you lying to me?
Idk where it is. not scrolling up
I'm pretty sure you never were.
Menma is what everyone still calls me.
Who are you again?
..maybe a tail
i already said i am not lying to u
oh yeah thats right! im sci
Aww, what makes you say that?
Oh, haven't spoken to you in quite some time.
yes, this is true. it must have been even a month or so before my most recent ban.
If I say yes, can we pretend to be friends?!
The whole batshit crazy thing and the look of sticking your arm in the garbage disposal.
whats up btw!
Tfw the trick jumps are easy but you just fucking walk off platforms to instant death.
a little lower
I'm almost feeling stressed for taking long.
Depends on what you mean by pretend~
Okay, I'm not that crazy. Also, what? I've never stuck my arm in a garbage disposal.
I am on painkillers. Forgive me if I am dumb.
I dont like liars
uhm hi... im here for the memes
A joke about your self harm.
We can be friends if you want.
I mostly just meant civil.
bc is a beautiful sweet girl and would never lie
Did you ever get your new fingie magnets?