Nazarene screaming on his crucifixion
Prophecy in its final contradiction
When you die is when the lie will be believed
Upon the cross, before the world to see
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Nazarene screaming on his crucifixion
i would actually be p ok with grim and boo as rulers
maybe make ban a mod too
FUCK EACH OTHER OR FUCK OFF
dude have you even seen rin? what are you doing lol
can I fuck off on you
over 400 replies too early
I'll be mod.
I think that was @the modship post though.
It in fact seems to play. I'm not gonna sit through the entire thing to make sure right now tho.
That looks really good right now, tbh.
It's fairing well.
Got my stretches in, realized I can kick again.
Can I take this as a compliment?
obviously i would be the best candidate for admin
i genuinely dont put weight into this place
grim on the other hand has his sweet-16 fits and would probably ban whoever said mean things to him on discord at the time
Doing anything today?
kk taking it down now ^^
I was thanking the show for telling me what that dress was called.
But I guess if you'd like.
elmers would be a horrible mod cause of those artificial girl drugs. he's particularly emo and can't make good decisions now. history has proven that real and fake girls make horrible animu admins
a welms mod means a banned tp
Yo dudes, was gonna drink with a song in my heart but my neighbour is dealing with heavy shit so gonna be a sad drunk; probably.
Also I'm not here besides my days off, so
yeah i was too lazy to backtrack on the grim thing
he was a mod for like 2 days and it was a disaster
yay I saw my brother
Kinda wish y'all niggers would stop putting so many words in my mouth instead of your dongers.
i read that as brothel
ive seen you
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that would be a selling point
mods and admins are way too invested
How long have you been taking pills now?
really? when? oh right
have you seen rin?
I thought I did okay when I was mod for the day when Amy lost his shit.
shiro eat shit
I'll let you know if it borks.
But it's probably fine.
Thanks again, bae.
I don't remember where I learned how it's called.
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Great to hear! Keep it up so you can get your legs up! : ^) I am out now, laters Rin
Would accept Elms as the mod, also have a good day bae! See yas
See ya, man.
that was pre-transition
and i agree you did really well
wasn't that like the saturday after halloween?
Bard, I got a webm for you!
Enjoying your freedoms yet Scoots?
Feel free to ask for any advise
I would also suggest taking progress pics
Those are always fun
i met up w/ u irl last night
Fuck if I know. Sounds about right.
I hate freedom
death to america
jaja thats a good one
i guess eva had enough talking about being a mod. see him next week
Progress pics for traps are less fun than transgender.
Once I get a job, and can afford a decent SLR, I'll take pics for you.
but yeah you actually took it seriously and then they were like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB LETS GIVE IT SOME OTHER FUCKING RETARD
That was when I lost all hope and made my wanting modship into a meme.
Me+Swedish Fish were hanging out irl last night dont you remember
yeah like my spamming about being a mod was cause i know how fucking retarded people in power are
rip elmamod. best saturday ever
I am pretty sweet irl tho...
Unless you're mean to me, then I'm pretty bitchy
6 months already?
Damn very nice Elma~
How are the boobies coming along? :3c
Love me some boobies....
Ohhh that sounds good to me ^^
I should keep taking progress pics at the gym
Even though my diet is still fucked I've been making gains
are you chewy?
Or tough like leather?
at least ikt isn't a mod anymore that guy was ridiculous and his 10 in dong threatened my manhood
not even a shock..
tokai you're setting yourself up for heartbreak
mom spends 2 hours looking for shoes across 3 different stores
I s2g cis women...
I know what my talent in life is now.
I got a new mission, I'm going to find a webm that perfectly encapsulates every poster and their thread.
Already found one for Scoots and his Tinychat.
please don't phone blog
you're annoying enough when you computer blog
being eternally 15?
Do you even lift, bro?
Just shows how the majority don't have better things going on.
I know, that was kinda bizarre typing in. Goes by quick when you're just doin Elma things^^
They're a handful, but sore and still growing.
I really gotta tell my pops cause that's like the big speedbump to full timing it tbh. Pretty sure he already knows though so w/e
what is s2g?
Does she not know what the internet is though?
I think you're setting yourself up for liver failure but I don't judge
Hurry up and do me.
scoots doesnt even get that drunk.
That's the problem, I don't know people well enough because I only post here drunk; but I'll find something for you sooner or later.
cockblocking aint cool bro
But everyone else does.
I know I get fucking wasted.
Be cute over here damn it
ouch where is this sass coming from?
That was great, let us not repeat it for a few months.
I no longer have the time to dedicate to destructive drinking
-sits next to you- :/ im not cute at all
Why can't strangers understand that I have no interest in talking to them and I hope they get hit by a bus for my own amusement
I know very little about the whole process
How long does it take or is it a for life thing?
*pokes* yeah you're pretty ugly so I'm going to have to beat you up now and cum on your face bitch :3c
Haha how are you doing today?
your dank black girl rump is magnetizing
Tfw so asinine even Whitey doesn't response you.
;~; why are you so mean?
IF I SAY UR CUTE UR CUTE
am i cute
am i cute
being cute is retarded
You are Grimmu, you are.
Yes Ban, you too.
Well, based on how you tried to act cute and that I only just know you now for 30 seconds, would this count?
for an indian
I can still feel it
Oh my bad I totally missed your comment lol
I lift 4 times a week~
Because sometimes love hurts babe
And I love you a whole bunch
So I'm going to have to beat your pussy and ass up
Cute a best!
like 10 years to life and balls removal.
Are you one of those crazy posters?
-gets away from you-
Shiro means white.
And he's the whitest kid I know.
So I started calling him Whitey years ago.
You'll feel more than that when the time comes.
Life four times a week, and yoga the rest?
I have crippling insomnia and possible depression so I stay up late contemplating my life further drowning deeper and deeper but I have optimism things will get better but for now I remain strong browsing the web to distract my mind from my problems" hours.
No lol i'm not crazy
My hair ran away
ARE YOU REALLY GONNA LET EM TAKE EM?
The fuck do you think you're doing?
Get back here now woman
Off days I do cardio, yoga, and meditation
nu you're mean...
Yes? I kinda hate them with a passion.
That last goodbye with my car before they junk her for scrap metal
The point stands.
That just sounds so
painful as FUCK
I almost tear up just thinking about it
Shiro's big dick will do this to you
They use local anesthesia, Bard.
It's an in and out procedure.
like hungry? nya
What did I tell you...
Get back here NOW
I wanna tell you about work today <3
Get a Grom man
Soto needs more alcohol money for AX lol
The fuck is with those wires?
Get one of those job things.
Then your depression turns into genocidal thoughts.
Aww, shame, this means I'll have to double down the crazy for both of us.
EDUCATE ME ABOUT YOURSELF
So I can post a better webm
Hurr durr big dick durr
hes getting coke
Got a better car
This ones old and broken like my ex gf so im throwing her out
What a shitty car
-hides behind Erio and looks at you-
My old stereo
I still get to keep my godly sound system
Not trying to be mean or anything, but bigger fellas really have to be careful partaking with that. Just be careful if you participate with the nose-candy please.
You know, I was actually a model citizen, then I took Shiro's big dick and now I drink all the alcohol and look for unhinged, depraved past times to fill the void that his member created.
i have a job
IS THAT LIL JIMMY URINE?!
all of my hnnghs
I don't think I'll end up doing it
thank you for caring about my well-being though.
It says a lot
Oh god Rin is taking notes about me x////x
*holds out my hand and smiles* Come fallen angel take my hand
MSI fuck yeah
About myself... Uh... I have ASPD, I love to fight people, I like to draw and cook... I like to steal...um...i have a child-like personality and I like to mess with people, I also have a severe compulsive lying disorder
My last coke bender I went on I was blowing out nickle sized scabs from the inside of my septum.
elma are you amasochist
I wanna cuddle so bad rn...
Yeah. I don't want that to be your heart x_x
I mean I don't figure you'd be doing an 8-ball in a night either though lol
HAHA, I'M GIVING AWAY ALL THE YOUS
That's great, you should niggerrig 20 speakers to it. Your car stereo becomes the one that beats all stereos.
Get a shittier job then. ;w;
Awww, poor Bard.
I wish I knew how to solve your problems but I can't even figure out mine.
I could only tell the time till I was 13.
Great, now I just need to find a webm that's all about fightan and cooking.
Like a cracked out Kirby.
Does that stand for Anti Social Personality Disorder?
What's an MSI?
*hugs* So I got to clean all the acid tanks today. Found a massive leak that we are going to ignore and had to paint the ceiling because no one else was tall enough
I'm going to hit you thru a window with my bear plush
Mindless Self Indulgence
a friend of mine who loves their granpappy has just found out he has 2w to live
nothing I seem to do seems to be comforting them
tfw still a virgin
oh wait it's 3 days now.
tfw I'm actually not.
tfw knee deep in pussy
Not sure tbh. I didn't really console anyone about my granpappy dying. I'm not too good with that kind of stuff.
Shit happens and that's that is how I roll *shrugs*
its okay scone we will be alright : )
Now that's a good idea, if you putting it letter things, you won't sound like an edgelord.
Just trick someone into thinking that you're worth shit.
It's what I did. ;D
HE'S STILL ALIVE MAKE IT COUNT
Does that stand for Anti Social Personality Disorder?
Ehhh I was just thinking about Kirby... weird
you can't ignore something like that lmao
Right, I'm gonna need to collect ERP logs so I can redo them in MS Paint.
hopefully somebody hits you with a BUS!
I wanna give you that really bad
What the fuck
I'm saving myself for marriage... don't laugh ._.
Clearly we were made for each other.
The social spastic and the retarded drunk.
It's like a fairy tale~
I love that gif
I can help you with that~
Do you listen to them at all?
Haha it's seriously bad too
Its just eating away everything by the leak
Told the GM and he said to ignore it and put some pads by it. So fuck it I guess
Wtb> mass teleport spell
I honestly have no memories of it other than it happened.
Nope, not my cup of tea.
More into electro, french jazz, random shit I find on /mu/ and anything Tyler the Creator comes up with.
I just told him to celebrate his life and be with him when the time comes
I guess ill give him space now
That seems like the best play tbh
tfw scans has irl SEX
I just turned down chilling cause there's gonna be weed.
I'm so proud of myself :3c
Lol I barely saw that black girl
Do you like killing?
You have to marry me first!
You can get seriously injured... and then you won't have a penis... and you can't give me a son...v.v
if you have a warrant and an officer illegally searches you, any evidence IS permissible in court now.
Fuck your 4th amendment.
Ah you'll have to link me some stuff when you get the chance
I do K/J pop and Death metal mostly
When I'm on the motorcycle tho it's all about beats
Hmmmm maybe. Need to date first tho
Nah I'm a god my cock won't break~
born just in time to find global soul mate
born too early for teleportation
You think you can handle me?
I don't know how the 4th amendment works
Just the 3 times. THEN NOTHING FOR 6 YEARS.
It's because I'm focusing on other projects, I swear!
God, I'm so lonely
Yeah, remember that poster I invited, Charkem?
Do what I do.
Don't be a dumbass and hide evidence really well.
I used to keep all my drugs inside my old xbox.
It's really broken but they don't know that.
That or in my favourite game cases.
I thought about it, I do love the macabre though.
That question just made me wanna play Hotline Miami now.
no is she cute? :3
or just dont carry illicit substances
Just don't get warrants for your arrest *shrugs*
We'll make it work!
Fuck your constitution bitch
Good job, Elma. <3
I know, booze would be much better.
Wow lexi u nerd
I'm gonna get some of those at-home drug tests to like see when I can go get a new job too.
I can control your curves so good it'll give your spine chills babe
Well, yeah. Sorta odd too. In a nice way.
I can't really say or she'll think I'm weird and I still fancy her or something.
You're right, they can't get your drugs unless they do an autopsy.
Just take them all, like a true savage.
They could still get you on internal possession.
What are you jealous of?
Do you know what a warrant is?
Basically when a judge says "ARREST THIS MAN" on a piece of paper.
I meant you're jealous.
Fucking email me already.
so cute :O
Pfffft of what?
Damnit, now I gotta install dildo blinds in my bedroom to stall the pigs.
Shut the fuck up bard. .///.
Go back to lurking and sipping your whiskey, old man.
I usually don't listen to hard stuff but this is a pretty good cover
We can be sober buddies.
Did you recently smoke?
I'm going to put you in a box and leave you there lol
Scanner how much caffeine should I take?
I was thinking 500mg
I thought you were an alcohol? But yes, I'd like that.
Unfortunately. My old friend moved back up here from Florida and we had a visit. Prior to that I had quit for a little over a month so I'm not sure how long I'm going to have to wait again.
Either way, I still need a few weeks to get my car in order so I can't quite put my two weeks in yet.
I just hate having so much shit on my plate ugh.
true, i could just go for a stroll each day
How much that is in tablets?
And when do you need to go to bed?
Just take them anyway and see how you feel.
How do you not have panic attacks on that much caffeine??
We will, thats great
Tolerance, and focused on bigger things.
Like vibrating through walls and shitposting.
I should have thought this whole quitting everything thing out better. I had 2 NOSs yesterday and it was terrible. I wanted to cry my entire shift.
Coffee normally gives me PTSD for a short time.
The latter seems like a smaller thing tbh
I think it'd be super good for you
It's all powder so 1 scoop is 400mg
I do 1 to 1 1/2 of a scoop tho
It make me eager to do stuff
Mostly tolerance. It make me gittery on an empty stomach, but nothing bad really
I always picture you like gentleman chogath when you post.
The best the best the best etc etc
The weather is so lovely today, I'm about to go to Walmart just as an excuse to go for a drive. lol
Your top down? Popsicles
it really fucking would
you know what, if it doesnt piss it down in the next half an hour, im fucking off out for a bit
And it gives them the right to search them because they are under arrest. So how, when they have a warrant for your arrest, is it even possible for a search to be illegal
me too :3 33
Would you like some cheeese with your wine?
Only 5 more days til I own my car outright.
Just don't think about it~
Make shitposting more srs than it needs to be.
Read: ILLEGAL SEARCH
That means search without probable cause
damn, that quick eh? nice
on the straight and narrow now, welms
What happens if you drink two cups?
how are you today?
hey welma c:
Fucking walk hype!
I bet it's super nice out too with all the overcast
Get a custom license plate too
WHY DONT PEOPLE FUCKING READ????????????
lethargic from lack of movement, feel like i need to leave the house, but also need to do uni stuff
its a fairly grey evening
I used to be a BIG alcohol and that led to me doing stupid and risky stuff so I've cut back a lot
If you just smoked once It shouldn't take that long to exit your system. The thirty day thing is only if you are a pretty heavy smoker.
Not just looking at the pictures and deducing what the person said based on the image
Why do you have all these smug animu images?
I'm hoping I don't catch on fire when I walk to the gym
long term ptsd ;~:
DO I HAVE TO CLARIFY MY POSTS SO A CHILD CAN READ THEM
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
Reading is so 2000BC, we're all on VNs now.
Being non alcohol is suffering
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
Yeah I like that anime too
wait what did you say?
IT IS OUR LOT IN LIFE
Btw, ever heard of 'Over The Garden Wall'?
Want to play Overwatch now?
Or, are you free to? That's probably a better question..
Do what I do.
Buy twice as much alcohol for next time
thats my god
What about 3 then?
mfw I am TUrned ON
Kinda wish Tokai could ravage me right now.
Remonds me of my fave lollis
Tell me more
I'm just going to ask lewd things so you don't answer me then
Warrant is more than enough of probable cause. The question was if they wrongfully search you and find a warrant from the search, does the warrant still count and the answer was yes. You are thinking of a warrantless search which has a lot of court president behind it such as Map vs. Ohio
Sure, csgo plans got scrapped apparently.
can I break you with 4 then?
HA got eeem
Good news, Whitey.
I think I've used all my smug.
Here's a trailer.
Has the voice of that guy who did Doc in Back to the Future; the trailer doesn't do this show justice, it is fucking amazing.
It is dark, whimsical and heartwarming.
Like an old child's story.
that's too much .///.
The trailer is too sweet, this shit is hardcore.
That's how feelings get hurt though x_x
Then I gotta fix the mo'fo. WoopWoop. I think all in all everything should be all set by my birthday. Then I'll be in a good place.
Dude it's wicked hot up here. I can't imagine how your skin isn't melting off.
I was thinking of checking if 666 was available, but that would probably be offensive to someone and not allowed even if it was. I think welmies was available though.
I see, I see. Maybe I'll go dollar store shopping soonish. You made me want to drive around a little ;3
I'm gonna overload you.
tfw no fat stacks atm
What do you have planned for tonight, Old man?
Did you see that?
8ball said you were a butt
what's your fav lolis?
implying fat stacks
Looks a familiar style
Ice lollipop would rowntrees fruit pastels
Make tacos and drink heavily.
Not unless you're being srs about being naic too.
Unless you're a BULLY.
WhicH I fancy doing.
I'MMA TONGUE YOUR ELBOWS
It also said it looks good too.
I know a serial killer had
100PEVL or 100P666
for 100% evil
Welmies is way cuter tho
get your stuff done but take a short break to exercise? :x
it's like 99 degrees every day
Gravity Falls. Want me to show an unofficial trailer? Has a few spoilers.
This shit can be as unnerving as dark souls
MORE TO PLAY WITH
I'MMA SLAP THAT SHIT SILLY
Well now I can't get it though because you guys would call me in on stupid shit or something.
thats fine no spoilers
That's good, it means I'm not going to get sour the more I drink.
A confusing SCANS is the best SCANS... I think.
Pfffft you know I wouldn't
Do you girl ^^
trying to come up with something for my motorcycle. Think it's a 4-5 character limit
ayy man youve got a car and shit, and a job
im probably best doing it in the reverse order if i actually want to leave the house tbh
She was gonna be my flavor of the week. ;w;
She is cooking
Can't forget the aviators. <3
Guess I have to find a new poster to pester.
I'll see what's up when the time comes.
4-5 is a lot harder to do. hmmm.
A car, phone, this computer, and my clothes is literally all I own and I've been busting my ass for a solid year to get what I have. *shrugs*
Take out of that what you will. Just sayin.
:O ok fine, I'm going for an icecream~
you havent been working for a full year, have you?
Freedom is slavery
YOU ARE FREE, TO DO WHAT I TELL YOU
Hahaha couldn't help amusing myself
What's up Sama?
Pestering me with lewd pics?
You'll have to try a lot harder
Was thinking of Shiro, but I would rather get that for something like this
good luck qt~
I'll help you see
Adjusted for my "break" when stopped helping with the renovation, yes.
No, pestering you with my presence.
brb going to work on my day off for an ice cream
not off just yet, kinda feel like fapping first
Work = Ice Creams.
It's not working I'm sorry
I enjoy Scanner
Take it easy Elma <3
THOSE CUSTOM 3D MAID MODS THO
ah checkt et
just waking up... due for work in 3.5 hours
so coffee, cigarettes and breakfast in that order
... the fuck?
The only thing that sucks about Custom Maid 3D is the way the skirts look all retarded
I wonder if Lexi or sabs or loco would post tongue.
Ah I miss waking up hours before work
Now it's just get up and go
How do you like your coffee?
Yeah you're pretty good and I like it when you post
Now what? :3c
iso:either of these licking a door knob
me+ u slut
Check it out, it's pretty nice man
I won't post all the gushy stuff since it's nsfw
How do you like your coffee?
like I like my women...
turns out i need like hours to assimilate reality from my dream state by becoming caffeinated, fed and cleaned
Top fucking kek
I think I found a video that describes me and my threads.
Videogames and booze, all I need is to make this a webm.
Err.... I post the best I can and do the evil that I do do to please you? @_@
its new time