g;d up from the feet up
G;d up from the feet up
ohhhh mannnn i'm sooo fadedddd
Smoke weed errryday
played this song again
my arms are killingme
Epic fail x)
drunk and using words like "contemptuous"
Damn I'm awesome.
I guess I just wasn't made for these times
it is impressive
Hail Lord Satan
It's alright <3
Anyone you had in mind?
you buy me fallout4 and all the DLC on release day
you buy me metal gear solid 5 on release day
you buy me other countless games on release day
you can't buy me a computer to play them on?
now i'm sad
I'll do better next time
tfw you spend all day teasing someone and accidentally find your own weakness.
Welp, time to commit sudoku.
I need my Miki folder back but it's on an old laptop fuuuuuuu
Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the universe, born just in time to miss easy gets
A-Are you actually
You have too much GOD DAMN money
when you try to post new thread but Holla Forums script locks
How about (You)
I believe in you
rip Rin Nakai
How's it going you? <3
I don't see *you* taking risks
For next time!
Nooo, no sads!
yeah but the buying money scheme is currently closed. in 3days we vote on buying more money for cheaper
So what am I supposed to call you faggot?
Speak english you god damn weeb ._.
Watch this GET
did you ditch it?
Well SOMEONE does it to me so often it became a habit
It really is.
Topic went places.
And then it's like "Actually..."
Once it starts clicking in and is half finished.
I just never bothered to retrieve my stuff from my hard drives when my laptops died, most of my stuff is on Dropbox but a few fell through the cracks
I am amused.
*pokes* How are you doing?
Tell me over steam
I might not use it against you
What about so I can have a fun drink to make while all my friends are hanging out?
At least the teasing was fun, right?
That was Baka? Holy shit he looks so autistic
Hyper-linking myself is gay
I'm so tired... i want to hit the bed...
-all the sads-
You should look for a new girl to buy stuff for
don't go... v.v
this has two meanings..
ah damn, hope you got em one day.
a lot of people look so autistic.
I'm fine, I might go take a walk for a bit and play muh Pokemon
Don't think you have any friends.
Enjoy shitty tastes alone.
I don't GET it.
That's not even a cute name though...
As if I'd tell anyone I wasn't serious involved with.
The teasing's still fun, even though most of what I've been saying the past bit could be used against me.
I meant Sudoku, not what people use it as a euphemism for.
You're gay so it all works out
I will when I have the time. I have a few [email protected] folders too
Like you <3
Swear people are trying to convert me to an ass man
Oppai for lyfe tho
Rough keeping the home in immaculate shape?
Just got home from work
Going to drink some tea and calm down
You probably would :3c
Especially if it's me
but all the other interns hang out at my place and drink together a few times a week!
Tat's what teasing is for, right?
I'm gonna go catch a Pikachu see ya
So, not friends.
Don't come back til you do ^^
What does autism look like?
I am not informed of that.
wew, good luck.
a lot of people look so autistic
giving anyone the fuel to get me going
Not a ice cube's chance in hell.
I think we both started enjoying it more once that happened.
Colbs, are you here?
i've just been informed that a thunderstorm is coming
so now i can't
No, I am not
you know you like it
we're even meeting at the pool in ~10 minutes!
Do you have an N's Zorua?
i don't want to get hurt
do you want me to get hurt
Told woman I was having rough day at work and needed a cute picture to cheer up. Instead she sends me a picture of her ass
Had to go sit down before tearing a hole in my pants x.x
Perfect time to catch them
Everyone knows Pikachus gather during thunderstorms to Hail Satan
What level are you in mobile autism?
is super true!
And there is no way I can prove it..
Naw, but I have a few Zorua with different natures and egg moves and whatnot. Did you need that specific one for something?
I just wanted that specific one.
I had one but don't have BW2 to recapture one.
nah that'd be mean.
but you gotta defy thor's wrath.
I can wait
I remade my account so I can do the trick to get Pikachu as a starter
Who says I gotta
Nope once in a life time chance
I could get you a Zorua that's basically the same except for the OT, if you'd like
Hasty nature with near perfect IVs
Yeah that's easy to breed
I plead the fifth.
See, and you always go for me.
I don't believe you
tfw finally got a zapdos from GTS
You better pick Instinct.
Nah, it's fine.
What's in it for me
Just making her wait to see it :3c
I don't even play the game
Be careful tho
oh damn ok
I will do this
tfw I have a shiny timid Zapdos
I just wanted one with a decent natured but I traded another shiny for it so it worked out
that's no use when I know already.
h-how dare you?!
I don't think it's gonna rain anytime soon so I'm gonna go play
c u in a bit
Surprisingly won that game.
Okay, where were we? How far was I up Smiles' panties?
I got a lax one from gts. It's lvl 100 with pokerus. Taught it heat wave and roost and kept thunderbolt/voltswitch.
I have to get a new phone first
That doesn't change the point I was making.
Someone said that's like my cute way of admitting something.
NEVERMIND I GUESS IT'S FUCKING POURING
Not at all.
At least I haven't given up.
Hey Fuji <3
*pokes* Stop that
Play anything today?
Too busy to catch them all
Also don't want to get caught up in some bs
I won't forget this
It'd take long to fill out your list of cute ways.
This does not bother me
I'm very much clothed.
You probably should. It won't happen.
I'm sitting here watching America's Got Talent when during the break all of a sudden I hear two cute little knocks at my front door. A boy and a girl, like 12. I asked what's up? They said "excuse me sir, but there's a pikachu in your back yard and my sister and I were wondering if we can go in and catch it?" I look down at these two young Pokemon trainers and see myself in the little boy. So I slam my door and run to the back yard. GUESS WHO HAS A PIKACHU BITCHES
You better not pout
Santa Claus is coming to town
Pokemon Go is bs
neat time sink
What happened last match?
That's what all my other girls said too.
Comebacks for reals.
I got carried.
Post more Holo.
It's just a random wolf folder, I don't have much.
but it's only July
careful smiles, the last girl that fuji perved on died in a motorcycle accident
The New Yorker is a really good drink.
This too. Love at your own risk.
Huh you got carried?
You're the only good jungler I know ^^
team work makes the dream work
How are you?
I'll try though
Yeah something like that.
I'm pretty rusty with Fiddle. Glad we won though.
How Murder becomes an alcoholic
How do you intent do woo me then?
So far your game plan seems sub par.
literally no idea what to do right now guys
im so fucking bored
Enjoying the prime time of my life.
go cheer up baka and fap
I was playing with Onii-sama earlier, and just never really stopped.
Since most of my story stuff at this point is solo anyway.
No one else will.
i just fapped and showered
i havent talked to baka in a week
dont plan to either
doesnt look that good
i JUST fapped
Enjoying a menage a trois. Parlez-vous français?
I tried to play norms a few weeks ago
ADC potatod out at the start, but I still got first blood
Of course lost horribly soon after
Never heard of it sadly
Go fap faggot
frank just fucked up his game
It has James Wood. It can't be bad.
you guys are useless
It's just a shitty Korean MMO, not worth hearing about.
It's a guilty pleasure.
I have been drinking
Murder is confirmed alcoholic
86% winrate and only bronze ;_;
none of this animal porn does anything for me luke
this is only helpful information if i can get your nudes
For real tho make an ava folder
Semi productive way to kill time
Isn't it called Vindicius in the US?
I you really want I'll do it eventually.
t-that seems hard whilst posting. Un pue.
i have all the avatars i need sir
not today fam
got a bunch of stuff to do
Really? How far from you are from France?
That's a different game.
an hour later
I went to eat dinner then take a dump
No nudes but I am wearing kinda pink pants right now and could send you a pic of my butt in those!
I'm 459 kilometers away from Paris.
I'm almost going to sleep I can't just do it now!
youguise should into strife
yeah that sounds great, do that
but only to me though
Have fun shitposting then buddy
You made the first wave of cuts
Not sure how harsh the second wave will be
isn't it time for toof brushies and nanas?
I want it too if you send it to anyone!
U wot m8?
luke and rin kill yourselves
what about me
you missed me
you didn't ask for my murder's butt
iunno what they use in the americas.
but france is close anyway, like at the most 3 hours of driving, and it's only long cause belgium's trash.
Their waffles are nice.
Can I have murderer's butt too?
I heard it's nice
time to retake this
I got infj last time
N-not in public, daddy!
I've received nothing on steam, nor do I want to.
Also that last thing you sent, you have to know I'm not clicking it with that flimsy of a description.
could've been our waffles.. hrmpf.
limited to 20
don't you already have one of those people
but you call them whitey or oniisan or something
Could be Prussia's waffles.
Whitey's just a friend.
I call Tokai Tokai.
Onii-sama is Onii-sama but that's different.
Super cryptic metaphor
I don't lie to you I hope you know
are those saliva bubbles?
nuhnuh they were mean so they don't exist anymore
Merkal will re-unify Prussia.
im taking it rn
but yeah when I was edgy teen it was intp
but I just checked my last one and it was
So, you're going to be a CEO?
i think im gonna try to wife him
do you know if he's cute
Holy shit why isn't it legal to euthanize these people?
I'm on my way to being the head honcho of the location of my current job right now actually
idk im not gay
Yeah but you don't have to lie to tell a half-truth.
Don't question it.
Waste of bullet.
Best to drown in urinal.
It's called abortion.
I'm not gay
but she's a gonner
but that's my job
I was only pretending to be gay!
You're an abortion
Not being INTP autism mustard race
youre almost as bad as desu with this denial
im not gay
oh shit man
I nearly forgot about that guy
because he never fucking posts on the reg
should I post hanes.jpg
Not yet, Bavaria threaten to leave but I don't think shes going anywhere until the election.
all this fuckin roast
Pffffft I don't have time for games like that
good question lad
uff why is everyone wanting to leave.
But that spoils the fun.
W-what about those things you said to me in the dark the other night...?
We've been playing shitty Korean MMO together the past couple days.
I'm not a brocon.
But you do have time to waste time sending me weird things...
hes not actually your bro stop being autistic
You know I have the chronic autisms.
So, you have almost the same autism as INTJ.
I'm not a brocon.
is jack daniels actually good whiskey or is it just the brand name that sells
y-you're firing me?
they want to go on vacation.
curb the tisms~
cant wait for new mh :D
anyone know any good videogames to buy
tfw chinese delivery birthday dinner 2 days after ur birthday
You're an anythingcon.
Drunken robot pornography.
gross personality tests
I don't know. I normally don't need to work at it.
It usually just falls into place.
It's shitty but cheap.
gym membership+ book on nutrition
pretend almost is italicized.
ISFP MASTER RACE
Jack Daniels, Evan Williams, Jim Beam, and all other 4 year bourbons taste just about the same.
I don't stake too much of my identity on quizzes, personally.
ENTJ MASTER RACE
im pretty healthy grim
and im not insecure so i dont need to go to the gym and lift to feel better about myself
game looks really fun honestly
you play it?
white aryan master race.
LIFT THINGS UP AND PUT THEM DOWN
ITIS GOOD FOR YOU
yes you are
top 3 imo
maybe for someone who needs to feel strong to compensate for a shitty life like lenko
but im good where im at
It's too short to be considered trustworthy. It's just for the grin and giggles.
Yes, play it.
Aren't you like Irish?
is it not obvious?
I wanna vacation too.
I feel ya
but like, the best from the cheap ones or
I got the singleton as a gift once.
but is it like good.
Sounds like you dealt with people less prudish than I.
MFW you are going through an anxiety attack but you have Lenko, Nick, Placid and Dillon walk you through it and chill you out
tfw hair is too dark to be aryan master race
Who said that?
Point and laugh
The best "cheap bourbon" is Maker's Mark.
it's a good thing too
oh no D:
grim post your heritage
I need to see it
I bet someone did.. *sniff* I worked so hard
Prudish on the street, freak in the sheets?
tfw blonde hair
tfw blue eyes
tfw arabic aryan master race
MFW I didn't have any of them when the same thing happened to me but on acid
Go to Florida.
I heard Tracer can take you on amusement rides if you give him a bj.
this is my heritage tokai
all those good genes put to waste since you turned yourself into a sissy bitch
your ancestors are rolling in their graves at their waste of a son
what is that last flag
You're okay now though.
get on steam I want to ask you something about pokemon
Singleton is Scotch.
Jack Daniels is bourbon.
It's a rather different drink.
I will never forget those awful feels
Nigga just ask here
Can't say. Kinda just don't want a sexual relationship or anything of the manner.
only because your retarded ass ran away :^)
I need help making a competitive team revolving around mega scissor and zapdos.
Stick to pot, like why even cross that bridge to the addictive scary stuff?
That's what they all say. First thing's first, give me another means of talking to you. Do you have Steam?
get on steam I want to ask you something about pokemon
oh waow they actually sell it in the village.
euhm I don't think I'd be allowed.
I'm gonna see other places though, like Russia in august.
I've never seen such a large mix tbh
although I imagine most americans have this
teach me about the hard liqour
allwight I'll believe you.
but promise the job is permanent
You can email me at my thread email if you want.
Also on Discord. Rather not steam.
Wish I was there to make you off yourself
The contract you signed covers you for the forseeable future.
thread please help me
Fascinating, I am going to Kamkatcha in a few years. Sort of wonder what Siberia is like.
I'll add you on Discord. Are you like every other female that oddly has a broken mic and can't ever talk?
does this mean we can have a conversation\
always with the tantrums.
I'm pretty sure LSD isn't addictive.
Scotch is a Scottish whiskey flavored with peat. It tastes smoky.
Bourbon is a whiskey made primarily with corn and aged in charred oak barrels. I guess I would call it more of a vanilla taste. I mostly drink bourbon straight. A good Scotch is a godsend, but it's expensive. A good bourbon... doesn't really seem that different to me.
Don't stop till you rule Calradia.
I'm only 10, what do you expect?
ive already became king of caladria 3 times over the ocurse of like 7 years
I've been to these places already
t-that's not much job security
hey I didn't pick it, my dad invited me.
ehh I'm guessing super cold.
ahh okay, I guess I'll taste both and see what I like.
I have a working mic, and it works because I talk to Tsuchi on it.
I don't talk to people on mic until I'm comfortable with them though. Kinda important to be comfortable with the people I speak to.
maybe schedule your next trip for the afterlife?
Maximum difficulty with no savescumming?
Hi, I'm in a game so off and on
I don't believe that.
That's fair. ^^
Ah, you'd talk with me then?
someone is comfortable with tsuchi
water you playing
Yeah of course.
You just never asked.
I think it is also.
Hope that answers your question.
no but that sounds like SHIT
You might want to just make cocktails. Bourbon's great for cocktails. Not everybody likes it straight.
Sorry, I'm playing a League game, I'm a little distracted.
It feels like cheating any other way.
Well, you know how the economy is these days.
do you think it'll be cheating when i take you on the side after banging your sister
I'm no pussy
ugh I guess..
what a life
Skype is godmfju8f2, then.
Mic is off a bit. Will purchase something usable in a bit.
no we're all tiny so i would've just been a manlette
ts the american way
If you want to really test your manliness, try drinking a cheap brandy.
That'll clear your fucking sinuses.
don't worry, don't worry.
It's fine, it's fine.
yhou wanna play a game
i just got china
It's just as surprising to you as it is me.
My skype is closed.
That's fine. Is the game going well.
nothing surprises me anymore.
Don't have your Skype.
i got big dragon top china 2 delivered to my house
so im eating
what did u wanna play? rust i assume?
explain things that make it obvious
it seems only the colour of skin matters though.
ahh that makes me feel safe <3
at least my bro tsuchi got a good waifu
even if it is one of those middle age christ-obsessed kikecucks
smiles is on her period? Oh shit.
grim is too busy fucking his kids in the ass to play rust so i dont think we're going tonight
Just so long as you feed me~
Not even spontaneous combustion?
Nigga you weren't even there
Okay, well start by looking at Smogon's OU tier list and see in what Pokemon on there are a threat to your team. Off the top of my head, both of those Pokemon get fucked by Heatran, so a counter to that would be good.
Acid isn't addictive, I don't fuck with addictive stuff other than alcohol
I was already drunk when I took it so that didn't help
hasn't happened yet, much to my lack of surprise.
heheheh you got spooked
are you grumpy when hungry?
is brutal legend a good game
I thought you'd be struck down by now for being such a godless sodomite.
as long as you act american and are light skinned
dang i wanna rust it up did you watch that video i sent you
But I like being fed.
like 10 minutes of it
the interactions were pretty cool but they really need a huge fighting force in order to not get fucked over with random clan attacks
id play rust with you and start our second though
im really bored and have literally no idea what i want to play
how do you act american
even when I'd do the childish here comes the airplane?
Don't do that.
i think i might get this
has anyone tried it
it looks pretty dope
This looks retarded.
I don't even know where I am at on soundcloud anymore
I ended up in hospital with serotonin syndrome last time, scariest experience of my life, feeling like you're dying after 6 tabs was enough for me. Don't mix meds and drugs yo
Don't be a fag, Mordin.
now it is really a question if i can contain my brattyness.
I was only dumb enough to take 2,t thankfully
The frick you say?
Hadnt taken any in three months., thought my tolerance was higher. Also, was put on new medsand didnt think about it
I'll reward you for not.
6 tabs is usually seriously too much dude
whoever told you to take 6 was probably trying to kill you
don't listen, tokai. it's a trap.
Atleast you're ok! I love acid i hate serotonin syndrome and trippy heart attack feeling
whats the reward
They're all fucking traps
At one stage i was doing it to much, tolerance builds quick
RIN IS A if i say ur cute ur cute GIRL.
I would never lie to Tokai.
A happy ending to the joke.
im no trap
gotta hear the reward
I wanna know
which means you might. because you're saying that to me.
After my experience I can safely say I do not love acid
Because it bothers you.
That's the reward.
A happy ending.
Aw heck, just frick my butt and gimme cummies daddy
someday you'll learn.
gotta need all options thats smart
but whats the happy ending like
All of that semen has turned you into a shell of a man.
tokai what would be smart would be drinking with me.
You would think it would've filled me up rather than make me empty.
stop saying that hecking word
II have to do shit before bed, man.
I'll call you tomorrow. Or you call me, either way.
but not today.
We had a close game but ended up losing. It was fun though.
So what's your Discord?
encouraging his alcoholism
And here I thought you were better than this
free free is fucking high high
thinking I'm better than anything is just wrong.
I'm drinking. I'd drink with you but I'm wandering off now.
No I didn't
C'mon, its summer. Why are you going to sleep so early?
I really wanted to win thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
you tell me grim.
you tell me
Were you applying to Riot TOO!?
but I'm pulling an all nighter.
I eh I don't really, like I have an idea but
20 shots hits harder than can recollect.
how about you
Username is Smiles
I message in the lobby with other people, so it shouldn't be that hard to find.
I ALREADY HAVE A JOB
POST THAT FULL FUCKING IMAGE RIGHT NOW
Damn these slow posting times
Stop being salty and come back
I legit have to put up my posters and clean my room, though.
Been holding off since monday s:
sounds like you need some alcohol mixed with energy drinks.
Posters of me?
I just realized I do not know how to add people on Discord.
It's all I got.
are you on any xanax or shit like that?
dont do that
How is everyone doing today?
Right click them.
also are you getting proj kat?
Yeah bad trips are bad
What's your discord tag number?
Mine is #0564
not on anything.
What is learning?
It involves you and me.
Tired, didn't sleep well last night and worked for the first time in a while a long day
it can't be taught.
I don't even know where to find them though.
find a cuter poke image to post at me
cuter than this cutie? impossible.
I havent seen you around
Ah I figured you were in one of those animus discord groups already, so you'd see people in the list. Sorry.
Thanks for trying.
but this is mine so you can't use it
I only have coffee and scotch
is it like the asian happy ending after a massage
you ingested enough alcohol to kill a elephant so I can't say I'm surprised.
Bad bed or just nervous?
Can't seem to enter it. What's your email?
had so much fun playing with squad tonight <3
thanks for the invite
I've been playing games a lot. it feels like at least. I dunno, I get lost sometimes.
that seems a bit lewd.
so mix them up.
here's another one
I'm on valium, was gonna ask to swap to xanax
Been suggested from better half to halt further drinking.
this is fooj's username on discord
nervous I guess
I go back tomorrow to finish the job
Thanks, I tried
You're working again? Congrats man, keep it up
sounds like a worse half to me.
It's like Daddy's happy ending before he has a kid and his life is ruined.
that sounds ew
Glad you were able to make it.
Why is this so difficult?
Idk. I feel like with her abundance of skins she coulda gotten something better than Project. It's still not that amazing to me.
Ashe's though, I'd want if I played her,.
anything going on irl?
poster hanging taimu
Small tasks for my old employer. Not stable income.
that hardly seems like my problem. drink drink drink.
Nothing better than I.
The other half sounds like these sensible type.
What's the job if I may ask.
They request that I currently not kill myself due to poisoning.
oh right personality test
same fucking thing as last time
but who's daddy
Im mixing a little just to see the taste now
it's like they don't want you to have any fun.
wait really? tokai no. don't do that.
It's speaking from prior experience.
However, what are you drinking?
Or to die.
Start classes in uuuh... three weeks I think.