♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥Welma and Loco are SLUTS Edition

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Welma and Loco are SLUTS Edition

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Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

don't make that the fucking op

Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

That sounds better

Yes

Not you :c

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

loco I will cut you

Ian Morales
Ian Morales

not really

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

I'd give you a torrent anyway
Word your bets well.

David Wright
David Wright

Should I post mine before you post yours?

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

I'm not.

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

try me pussy i fucked amy you think i don't know how to take a stabbing

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

e-fucking doesn't count

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

TOO LATE

OP IS FOREVER

Henry Parker
Henry Parker

well now i'm gonna cut myself

Same difference

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

LocoxWelma,
Call that the Titanic cuz i'd ship it.

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

call that titanic cause i want kate winslet inside me

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

What do you like then? Are you vanilla?

I honestly didn't think you would be vanilla

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

that just mean's you're going down on our ship too then, baka. Get them dick suckin' lips ready

William Kelly
William Kelly

But the Titanic sunk-...oh.

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

loose lips sink ships

James Russell
James Russell

loose hips sink DICKS

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

yeah bby

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

CALL THAT LUSITANIA BECAUSE IMMA TORPEDO THAT

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

I currently have nobody I can talk to about my darkest fantasies, and would love to find someone to talk to.

;~;

I hate this test

Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

Switch BDSM master race

William Miller
William Miller

call that flight 655 cause i'll pay good money for kids

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

Just post it you shit stain

Nicholas Morris
Nicholas Morris

I'd love to keep being autistic with you guys, but I gotta go make some money.

Toodles~

Sabs, call me.

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

If you look up "club banger" on youtube you get some really shitty music
I wish more shit like this came up

When I'm done I will but only if you re-add me

David Diaz
David Diaz

Bye welms

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

I enjoy being kept as a pet: in a cage, eating out of a bowl, being petted/caressed, etc.

f-far too personal......

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

im subby enough, just not that into pain

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

have fun welma

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

I enjoy it when my partner plays or acts like a pet animal (dog, cat, pony, ...).
+1

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

That feeling when you are getting anxious/anxciety for no reason... so you begin to get anxious ebcause of the anxiety and suddenly have to make the anxiety meaningful so you just write batshit posts on an image board.

Pewdiepie is a child rapist
everybody know 3pac is the greatest

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

yall niggas weird

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

Seriously though/ How come Borgore doesn't make good music all the time?
I remember when this guy wasn't big years and years ago but he's only recently started to actually make anything decent/good

Jason Fisher
Jason Fisher

Talking back to one's dominant in a teasingly disobeying way, should be part of the sub's fun.

I wish Erio would let me do it....

William Collins
William Collins

J U S T
D O
I T

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

So if someone slaps your butt you're not gonna complain about it ?

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

honestly if I was a kid i would let pewds fuck me

like he must be god to twelve year olds and he's hardly unattractive

He could do his little reaction thing when he cums or whatever

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

brofist my prostate

Camden Barnes
Camden Barnes

I'm nearly done, love.

Bentley Martinez
Bentley Martinez

not unless theyre really rough

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

N-nyauuu

I do it to all the time.

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

Because he was experimenting, and I think DVBBS had something to do with it considering Tsunami & Stampede.

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

he did that song with miley tho

prostate milked

Zachary Rivera
Zachary Rivera

Brody Butler
Brody Butler

Being rough sometimes sounds fun to me.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

pewds is pretty good looking

there is such a thing as too rough though

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

Partly why I like you tbh

Little Israeli boy needs to realize that my taste is the best and just put out what I want.

Like I said, he has a few good ones but not many. Decisions is def another he has that is good.
Maybe he's just finding his groove?

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

I'd a pewds. Probably let him take a shit on me

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

Is there any rule saying I can't domme Elma and loco at the same time?

It'd be fun to tie someone down and do naughty things to them to see how they react. I'm not into hurting people though. Not a lot, anyway.

Yep. We'll make really mean jokes about you, but all in good fun and to show we care. No biggie. You're fine with that, right? You're fine.

That actually does sound kinda cute. You sure you didn't enjoy it?

John Hughes
John Hughes

I think this is the 4th and only song of his I actually like.

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

wait wtf
that link is supposed to be for Forbes
oh well lmao

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

s-source on this pic
Ive seen it before..

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

Is there any rule saying I can't domme Elma and loco at the same time?

only if I can watch

AND

I have to be fuine ;~; so mean

keeps me keen

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

Anyway, friend wants to hang out.
I'm gonna get dressed and head over.

The fact that most of my idle noises are animalistic?

Or that I'll arbitrarily make animal noises?

I can bark.
Like, really bark.

Yeah, neither.
I'm not really one to draw pleasure from pain.

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

Yeah i'm sure everyone has limits.

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

There isn't but

And I don't mean to be crude

you can only reasonably fuck one asshole at a time. someone has to go first, and that privilege sets a precedent. i will kill elma for it if I need to.

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

I am going to have to watch female doms... again... FFS guys.

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

Eee
God damn you

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

Pewdiecreampie me.

Colton Hall
Colton Hall

careful. you watch too much of that and you end up not being able to enjoy anything else.

so i hear.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

Scoot, I was gone so long 'cause that second snake finally came out of hiding and they called me. I scooped him up in a file folder and put him outside near a tree.

I could get a double-ended toy and just move back and fort with you two on either side of me, but then, it might be cute to watch you fight too.

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

aha there are different types of eee

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

I find it adorable when my submissive acts or dresses childlike, or when they engage in childlike activities such as coloring in a color book or playing on a playground.

What the fuck

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

Also that song you posted was at least 75% Getter.

Benjamin Collins
Benjamin Collins

its that noe incubus shota doujin

i personally enjoy teasing more than pain stuff

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

I find it adorable when my submissive acts or dresses childlike, or when they engage in childlike activities such as coloring in a color book or playing on a playground.

You're turning me on and I'm leaving soon
Why do you do this

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

I'd let pewdiepie tie me to a radiator... and just let him use me for the slut I am.

That is why I try to keep it to a minimum. But all this domm talk. Jesus. Now I just need some harsh as fuck grill rip my dick off.

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

That pic

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

♥ YAY! Thats has perked me up ^^ cute! what kinda wang diddler was he?

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

HAHAHAHAHA

Well yeah. Sadly Getter doesn't make many good songs either.
Combine two half good people and you get something p good. Tbh it's why I like the song Forbes too, G-Eazy is sooo good

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

Pewdietie me to the bedpost?

Give us the double ended dildos

and some mouth gags as bolos

We'll settle it the way god intended men to settle their differences.

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

I feel that this test has covered the most important parts of my kinky interests.
Optionally, tell us what you feel is missing:
blood...

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

isnt that the same as you pretending to be an underage girl?

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

saws are really dangerous

Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

I only ever liked his Headsplitter, otherwise just doesn't strike me.

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

Whats an example of that?

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

Turns out they're called rough earth snakes. He couldn't bite me 'cause his mouth is tiny, but I don't know if I could get any weird germs from him so I scooped him.

I love you so much right now.

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

being tied up and having your sensitive spots teased
im very ticklish

Dylan Martin
Dylan Martin

Was he a calm little wingless dragon? Legless croc :3
did he try and getcha with his wrath :3 cute wrath.

Angel Davis
Angel Davis

lewd

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

Where is Jack

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

BC
PET

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

David Long
David Long

He was really squiggly, but he didn't seem to want to hurt me. Just wanted to wiggle away. When I put him in the grass, he coiled up and looked around some, then squiggled away.

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

I had a fitting image somewhere, but I couldn't find it.

Luis Smith
Luis Smith

wait did you finally?

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

adorable!
^^
SNAEK!
SNAEKS SMILE!
hE WAS LOOKIGN AT SABS AND SMILING.
PROBABLY OFF TO HIS SNAEK FAMILY TO TELL EM STORIES.

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

the inflicting pain bit is great.

It's like you and Blood-chan just fit what I'm for

That's the only one I like by him too tbh
I assume he has others that I just don't know of though, not gonna go out of my way to find them though.

You and Rin are doing things to me you shouldn't early in the morning
>rope bunny

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

Interesting

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

Where do you take this test at?

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

Sunny

wew

HAH

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

https://bdsmtest.org/
post yours when you're done

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

I kind of sync up with Tokai in a bunch of spots, according to that test.

Anyway, I actually have to go now.

https://bdsmtest.org/

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

I did when I heard it for the first time, the more melodic parts in other songs don't just blend in so well.
But that's just my opinion.

Wyatt Morris
Wyatt Morris

Yours will be like 90% dom.
:^)

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

I better re do this test because WHY THE FUCK NOT

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

i get tickled a lot when swords around

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

This looks so motherploughin' perfect I almost think you answered the questions truthfully

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

I bet they won't come up as what they say they are half as much

cute. bye

When I listen to this music I just wanna jump around and get lit with people
Go all out

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

Have fun Elma~

I did it!

What's DM?

You must have fun partners...

I hate all animals...

nuuu

kek

Why are you posting anonymously, Tsuchi?

Shut up!

I want more blood...

Morning? it's 3:20 in the afternoon

Online

She was talking to me, back the fuck up

I did v.v

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

I bet thats not the only thing that happens.

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

no it most certainly is not

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

Good job, really.

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

bae pls
I'll cut either you and myself and you can have all you want<3

It's noon here, just woke up an hour ago
I don't care who she was talking to, my eyes are always open/

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

praising me

i was having a good run there where I'm easy and not self conscious and throwing out witty puns about pewds and you ruined it

GG sabs stop making me feel good it doesn't make good content

No I was joking. amy is lovely but I don't think I would fuck him.

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

Do you like pets?

I want someone I could go all out on... but it's illegal

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

Yeah you play like boardgames and stuff right?

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

amy is lovely
Weren't you saying how horrible and abusive he was like a week or two ago?

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

I think it's okay, don't listen to anyone else

Brody Rodriguez
Brody Rodriguez

Yeah when he's around

i'm not going to shittalk him if he's not here

Liam White
Liam White

Something funny hm?

Thank you both.
I'll do it in a minute.

Luis James
Luis James

I will never be sexually satisfied

Anthony Stewart
Anthony Stewart

If you arent a submissive pet then you are lying.

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

Yeah, can be a good way to piss away time and I always pick up strays

Jack Price
Jack Price

Peculiar.

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

Tuschi, you are the only one I make bark like a dog on your leash.

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

I think I like those few songs by Borgore not only for the beat but the constant talk of success/money/. Need more good vibes like that.

Looking forward to it

You don't know me.

Parker White
Parker White

I am biting my tongue here.
Should I just say how you are in private?

William Wright
William Wright

darn. that would have been a good story.
seems like he'd benefit from some cuddle therapy.

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

m-master, please don't tell them that!!

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

Everyone should be exposed for who/what they really are
In the end, only the animal inside matters

Jacob Hernandez
Jacob Hernandez

W-what do you do with them?

You think you can make me cum?

<3

Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

Jesus

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

brb shower

:stop:

am I doing it right? :^)

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

I care for them until they die. Animals are known to show gratitude, humans, none.

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

Alright

http://animalinyou.com/

http://animalinyou.com/

take it

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

i'm a cat.

don't need no test.

Camden Hill
Camden Hill

I'm a motherfucking Penguin

Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

And done

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

I hope so. I put him in a spot next to some bushes so he could hide and not get ironically picked up by a hawk or something right after I saved him.

Um...ok. Y-...you suck.

Ass. You suck ass.

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

wow you're a bitch
bet you like it when I call you that

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

Like that bunny video :(

poor judy's cousin.

i might watch zootopia again.

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

Witty Meticulous Inscrutable

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

I'm not that easy.

Liam Myers
Liam Myers

well, every once in a while we play some dark souls together

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

I love sneks so much

one tim in kindergarten we were talking about favourite animals and I wouldnot stop saying snake

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

I saw a video of a woman releasing a monarch butterfly she'd raised, only to see it get snapped up by a bird not ten seconds after she set it free. I was NOT going to let that happen to me or Snakey McSnootface!

And you should 'cause it's cute and you like cute stuff.

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

yep. and I'm not even good at it.

ty sabs.

Asher Johnson
Asher Johnson

They're so pretty. I'm just afraid of the bigger ones 'cause I can never tell if they're the venomous kind or not.

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

Is he better or worse than you?
Is it because green ones look like vines?

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

the good ones rarely are.

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

You know my love of cute things.

like you mwah!

SNAKEY MCSNOOTFACE!

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

the monarch

RIP

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

You'd really have to work for anything. I mean. Loco is on the scene so. I'd be pretty much dropping down to minor leagues here.

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

whaaaa

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

Green sneks are moving vines

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

kyoot

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

the smart ones aren't too easy, either.

psh. you must be tamed.

i guess if the feelings are right, the stories talk about doing anything. even stupidly. so in a roundabout way, it is actually easy?

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

only one kind of venomos uwhere I live

Michael Brown
Michael Brown

D'aw, schucks.

Nolan Cruz
Nolan Cruz

I knew you couldn't make me cum

You don't like to cut them up and play with their insides?

switch

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

Yes. When you performed said action upon me, I too felt that it was unsatisfactory.

Heh, I just thought of a good name.

Mr. Slithers.

Luckyyy. We've got tons, and some of them swim.

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

They bite though.

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiithers!

does he work in the radioactive plant in Slinksfield? :333

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

hes not as skillful, but he still performs well in terms of kd ratio

John Cox
John Cox

?

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

blood chan

Cooper Howard
Cooper Howard

i'm just the fucking worst aren't i

say yes my nipples are like drillbits right now

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

Did you vote?

Call me humming bird <3

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

I've still never played a Dark Souls game.

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

Yes.

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

Scoot, you're hissssssterical.

I would describe your efforts as lacking in enthusiasm and skill.

Luis Torres
Luis Torres

you should, though i suppose it is a little late now

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

so look, we've been acquainted for almost two years
and in that time i have learned either nothing or next to nothing about you, i am still not really sure
and i love you

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

Your leave vote was in vain

William Reed
William Reed

jsyk goodbye

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

Did you vote to leave the EU?

You sure travel a lot

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

even stupidly
it's illogical.

do you remember what you said to me, a month ago?

have to leave soon, but i'm not sure if you recall.

glad to have helped you with your writing exercise. but it was against the backdrop of your previous words in my mind.

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

Why is it too late?

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

i've said a lot of things.

Matthew Fisher
Matthew Fisher

kek

what makes you so sure you could make me?

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

please promise you will marry me someday or i might kill myself
i still have not decided and i dont own a gun yet so yeah clock is ticking or something

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

I havent got a witty retort :(

beat me

Heh, its cool you guys have such exotic animals, even if there are some scarey ones... We only have deers and bunnies and mythical panthers

KK

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

beat me

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

I'm too much for anyone to handle

Kill yourself!!!!!!!

Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

Like you hitting on me. But here we are.

BRITS DONT QUIT

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

Y-yes...... like the nothing I am

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

You should leave the EU, they're giving all your money away to Muslims for no reason

Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

Okay

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

it was particularly relentless.

i'm offended you can't remember.

you've said many terrible things, but this one was the most recent.

actually leaving soon, but I'd like if you tried to remember.

Jordan Cook
Jordan Cook

you still make me sweaty and smelly and junk and like give me butterflies (note: not e-butterflies they make me uncomfortable and i cant eat)
and ive had two years to process your existence so something extraordinary is happening

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

I am happy with that. I give £20 to IslamicAid a month anyway

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

i can't know which particular instance of me being a dick to you you're talking about just from that

So no, sorry

Jose Jenkins
Jose Jenkins

I'm tired of being nice

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

well, its not too late, but the first one may feel a little aged vanilla. if youre going to play dark souls, play them in order, and for the first one get dsfix and the retexture pack from nexus.

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

Your worthless little dick can't do anything for me

Just kill yourself, Sci. We don't want you here anymore

I'm not taking this bait

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

lol

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

I wanna tie you down on the bed, then run into the room and just WAP my hand down hard on your tummy. Just wap it with my palm.

WAP.

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

i'm gonna go out for a walk

sabs message me some abusive stuff at this point I honest to god cannot get it up to anything but internet domminess

ty bye

Liam Flores
Liam Flores

If I do play it its gonna be after the summer because i'm gonna be really busy.

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

Yes. Do it. P-please! ./////////////////////////.

Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

Have a nice walk!

Um...you piece of human garbage. *spits on you*

ilu tho

Leave a big ol' red mark!

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

When will the results of the Brexit vote be?

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

7am UK time... give or take

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

look im not into the performance art thing right now partly because i cant do it myself i admit
but also because i love you
you know, you yourself
not you being not you
i really want to leave but i dont want to also

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

fair enough man, gotta do what you gotta do
you would like it though

Nathaniel Sanchez
Nathaniel Sanchez

let me add you on steam for a sec. I need you to remember.

Alexander Carter
Alexander Carter

Yes! marks of shame -_-
I am shameful

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

haha i was just kidding that was a joke

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

no it wasnt

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

The only friend I kept from the islands who moved here with me goes to Panama every summer. I was offered to go last summer but I was going too a ton of concerts and couldn't, just like the year before. I think I might go there this year though.

Oh, you changed handles, I hadn't noticed.

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

i learned what year the panama canal happened but i didnt remember

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

If you leave, are you going to kick out Scotland and Northern Ireland too?

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

No, i dont believe thats the plan. But I am sure it could be an impetus for them to renew their claims for a referendum on their connection to the UK.

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

I really am, I can't take it anymore

Bye

I'm not reading this shit because I don't give a fuck

Kill yourself

Charles Wilson
Charles Wilson

you did read it and im sorry but it's just that i constantly want to type this kind of thing and have you read it all the time
and i dont know how to cope with that other than making everything awful

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

They're basically your guys' Mississippi/Greece: places that pay in way less than they take out.

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

get on steam cocoa

Ayden Russell
Ayden Russell

Probably, but I voted remain and also would like to keep both in the UK
Call me sentimental

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

He told me the sharks there are ferocious. Quite the sight to see.
I really want to go swimming with them again.

You want me lead you into darkness?

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

They're AFK

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

I wonder how cybering between Loco and Kanra even works.
They're both subs but constantly trying to say they're smarter/better than the other so would it just be berating each other and awkward sexual tension that neither could act on?

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

Master help

These losers won't leave me alone

Bentley Sullivan
Bentley Sullivan

have to go. maybe next time. or never.
the fact he can't remember his own words irks me.
at best, he uses them loosely.

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

You've got to trim the fat.

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

i cried myself to sleep last night and i had not cried in years

they are known to eat people in hollywood at an alarming rate. i hope it's not as bad in panama.

youre better than me at pretty much almost everything i think

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

dunno, pet.

help them get off or something.

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

There is that.

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

I really don't like ignoring people but Sci and Bebop deserve it

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

Danny Dovito timmu

Noah Taylor
Noah Taylor

no im not looking to 'get off'
i just, you know, love her

that is totally called for i think i should go outside for a bit

simon & garfunkel = talentless hacks there i said it
my dog has the same songwriting talent

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

From Danger Squad->The Lounge to Hacker Chat
you wanna go kill some people?
sure!
bbl

I used to go out far into the ocean and swim up real close to them with my dad. They're great and I want to see one attack someone in person

Obey your master.

Blake Richardson
Blake Richardson

I wonder if this is the other one

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

I wonder how many "stolen valor" videos you can find Bebop in.

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

I fucking hate the people who do that shit. The day I see someone doing that shit I'm ripping them a new one.

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

You're being scary in the best way possible today, huh?

Ayden Richardson
Ayden Richardson

Sabrina is a b-bully.

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

Yush~

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

Master of puppets is pulling your string

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

^^ best bully

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

How many people's "pet" are you anyways?

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

Oh yeah, for sure.
I'm neither submissve nor dominant, but you've seen Sabs post as FS/N Rider.
Hnnng

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

Damn straight man

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

i wear my sister uniform outside all the time, lmao

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

Why aren't you on steam so I can spam you faggot

Wtb healer

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

because people keep bothering me

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

how does that now hurt her???????

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

magic

David Hughes
David Hughes

That would be better with DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY playing.

Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

fuck, i couldn't imagine taking a dick that way

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

slut

Henry Green
Henry Green

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

lloyd

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

He was just young and needed money.

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

Then why was he the one paying for all of it?

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

almoststststs

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

yo sorry for trying to pull you out of character in public and stuff

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

Then you can commit suicide while playing ranked, how exciting.

For all of us.

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

so is that lloyd of what the hell

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

lol faggatrons

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

I don't see anybody called thugwafflez

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

speaking of lloyd our other black guy neko was totally blown off the other day

Jason Nelson
Jason Nelson

are you gay? follow-up question(or not?): is lloyd gay?

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

Lloyd is gay enough for all of us.

Tyler Cooper
Tyler Cooper

whywould I suicide in ranked

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

but when you say "us" does that include lloyd?

James Perry
James Perry

maybe get to spawn faster
i do not know what game you are talkimg about

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

noight noght

enjoy your degeneracy.

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

You'll figure that out after you start playing ranked.

It would appear that way from the structuring of the sentence.

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

so youre lloyd

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

buttI already played ranked on three other regions

Landon King
Landon King

No, I'm still Kaybe.

You've got a lot of killing yourself to catch up on, in that case.

Colton Rivera
Colton Rivera

nite boi

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

oh hi kaybe
i was very smitten with you before
until i wasnt
youre pretty cool kaybe stay cool

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

I'm glad that the third degree burns all over my body haven't come between us.

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

Those who sharpen the tooth of the dog, meaning
Death.
Those who glitter with the glory of the hummingbird, meaning
Death.
Those who sit in the sty of contentment, meaning
Death.
Those who suffer the ecstasy of the animals, meaning
Death.

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

yeah fuck dogs, cats are way better

Landon Adams
Landon Adams

yeah i get it it's fine we dont have to talk about it here
but what if i got you gardening gloves that had "killing machine" embroidered on them? would you like that gift?

oh yeah dont worry thats not a problem, hanako is my second favorite katawa shoujo

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

Oh hey, Alice.

Jose Harris
Jose Harris

thats not funny

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

only got 3 hours of sleep
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST

K I L L M E

Benjamin Diaz
Benjamin Diaz

Alice still makes shitty advice threads on /b/ every day while living on welfare. Still doesn't have the courage to pull the trigger. Sad!

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

nobody cares
and
thats not funny either

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

no offense

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

that wasnt nice

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

Words don't mean anything to me. Cut my name into your skin and post pictures

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

to be fair, specially made gardening gloves arent words, but yes id love to do that for you and totally would if i werent afraid of blood or death or you! thats all

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

then you are the same as everyone else, you little bitch

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

also i dont know your name
what is your name
or just first initial would be cool too
anything really

Luis Long
Luis Long

Sad!

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

I wonder how many people do not post because of sci

Jordan Ortiz
Jordan Ortiz

i never claimed i was special...

but i PROMISE you those gloves would be

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

i didnt do anything yet

Liam James
Liam James

lighten up flagless anonymous poster
laugh with me

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

Just write B-L-O-O-D-C-H-A-N

Are you Bebop?

Lmao... real gardeners like myself doesn't use gloves because it gets in the way

Jackson Phillips
Jackson Phillips

but arent you worried about aids?

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

You are literally a cancer.

Are you?

Nicholas Cooper
Nicholas Cooper

part of me may be and i dont know it yet
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

...im literally posting BECAUSE Sci is here.

hows that hit you?

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

Nope

No lol

Post that cute bald guy again

Jonathan Sanders
Jonathan Sanders

he is me i am you we are one

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

Do you know my deepest darkest secret.. ?

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

you've got a small dick

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

The bans are a chemo, you have to fight cancer bit by bit.

Aaron King
Aaron King

...you once molested an elderly man in a nursing home because he left his fly down accidentally.

1109247
"to sama with love ~sci"

Christopher Young
Christopher Young

well okay then

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

Don't ban Sci

1109247
I know how to clean the dirt lol don't worry

a-and?

what the fuck

Are you Moogs?

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

you are at least somewhat fond of sciiiiii???

William Martinez
William Martinez

I was just guessing but you confirmed it. Have you had gay sex with your brother like you wanted yet?

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

a wild guess... i was pretty close tho, right? RIGHT?

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

I don't know why, but I laughed.

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

mio best girl

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

I'm only fond of myself :p

Oh okay nvm

nuu.... not yet

Nope... a lil' more darker than that

Samuel Reed
Samuel Reed

How's that wrong in any way?

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

1109263
you are a very smart competent girl
You're totally going to get e-laid by him.

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

the joke writes itself

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

you are a registered sex offender.. after penetrating a loli you were supposed to be looking after when they thought you were responsible

1109263
hey thats cool, i can fap with that one

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

Hey everyone
Just got off work

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

Nothing

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

I mean, if you had a retard kid, there would have to be something enjoyable about it so you don't just drown them in the bath tub.

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

1109271
i'll make another joke in a moment

Lincoln Barnes
Lincoln Barnes

1109271
imagination.jpeg

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

If I were to ever have a retarded kid I would give it up for adoption tbh

Abortion would be a better option but you can't really tell if its retarted until it comes out of the womb or whatever

David Rivera
David Rivera

Mad deja vu that you've used those exact words before, how are you nowadays though?

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

3 min Ban people who reply to Sci

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

Kinda reminds me of that discussion where people thought it was wrong for pregnant women to get a test and see if their child would become retarded.
like what's the problem?

that was a wild ride

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

really it takes a few months to make that determination... then youve become attached thus making it more difficult to give them up. evolution

William Thomas
William Thomas

And nobody of value was lost

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

maybe im not super duper creative.

moved states a few months ago. thought i'd stop by.

hows you

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

Euthanasia for retarded kids should be legal.

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

trippy... capception

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

It be pretty easy to see if your kid has too many chromosomes.
A third trimester abortion should be allowed.

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

1109286
i do

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

Or a fourth/fifth trimester abortion.
Kids should have a 30/60 day refund policy.

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

BAN ME FGT DO ET

1109286
+1 REPLY

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

Daniel Turner
Daniel Turner

I need a movie about that.

nah like, if the mom's stupid enough to not test first let her get the consequences.

Tyler Powell
Tyler Powell

1109263
If you want beautiful flowers then you have to have good clean dirt

I don't like girls :p and a lil' more darker... something unforgivable

/end blog

-holds your hand-

1109271
I am genuinely and passionately in love with myself, yes

Rules are meant to be broken

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

WOOO

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

*throws things at you*
Shut your sexy face up hoe <3

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

you killed one of your parents when they were really sick and pleaded for you to let them die

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

Could be that, or just one of the sayings you use a lot.
Sounds nice, enjoying it there?
Living it real slow, waiting for university entry exam results.

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

How's it going SD?

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

her get the consequences
But it's not the parents that have to deal with that, it's the state paying for them.
Like every Mexican family with 12 kids. It's not the parents that pay for it, it's them being leeches on government agencies since they'll claim they don't even know who the father is.

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

is the thread any good today?

doesnt really look like it

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

it lacks some of the amenities i am used to but it's alright.

i have a whole bunch of nothing to do until school starts in september. so that's pretty cool

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

lol

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

LOL is that really moogs
no wonder nobodys posting

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

eugh
yuck

Aaron Gray
Aaron Gray

yiff 2 stronk

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

It's just been Autism-chan all day.

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

someone's gotta eat it.

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

One problem at a time.
Mexicans can be solved another way.

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

i for one arent posting anymore in such a god awful thread
me and baka are gonna go play transformice

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

hi boo

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

awww

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

blue waffle never gets old...

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

I fucking hate Catholics and Mexicans since they just shit out kids they can't afford and leech off any and all government agencies that they aren't even paying into.
Niggers are just as bad about that.

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

About to head to bed in a bit, almost 2 am here.
You?

Not that much of a city place the new place?
I'll be having that same too if I do get the studying position.

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

nupe

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

level 30 naow

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

Getting ready to relax for the night
Was all excited for tomorrow to be Friday, but remembered 6 day work weeks

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

i lived in a rather busy area near the ocean. now im in the midwest. though its way cheaper out here than New England.

what studying position

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

You play LoL all day, everyday.
How has it taken this long to reach level 30?

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

Kinda like the baby boomers, later they need pension too.
planned kids thing was something right?
planned parenthood?

Luis Miller
Luis Miller

work much such wow too time sleep

William Phillips
William Phillips

much meme good sleep

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

odds to leave just went from 7:1 to 4:1
lol

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

thank you based furfriend

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

Baby Boomers were a different issue.
There were just too many people going onto Social Security at the same time and there really wasn't every any contingencies for that.
They were mostly people who paid into Social Security but not really at a high enough % of income to cover that surge.

Anthony Ramirez
Anthony Ramirez

Different places, different perks.
The one I applied for from the university, hoping that it'd take off.
Otherwise a few plan B's and all that jazz.

???

Lincoln Bell
Lincoln Bell

Also, Planned Parenthood is a nonprofit that basically just gives birth control pills and pill abortions that the state backs since it's less welfare rats.
But "muh religious rights" types generally get pissy saying it's the same as "government sanctioned infanticide". Funnily, it's the same super racist group that would benefit from letting them all being aborted since it means less minorities.

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

Bookies think it's more likely that we will leave the EU
Or well, that the vote is closer

Angel Jones
Angel Jones

what are you majoring in

Aaron Sanchez
Aaron Sanchez

ah okay.
I guess that does sometimes help,
but as seen like China, setting a law on kids won't help either.

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

7:1 to 4:1 odds is still overwhelmingly in support of staying.

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

Master

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

My hair is too long and when I try to sorta spike it, it just ends up slicking back

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

Ah, I'm not really following that at all.

Possibly electronics or energy & environment, applied to 2 different places.
So pretty much electricity & cash, if I did pass the entry exam that is.

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

I also need to shave

Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

Think more "morning after pills" situations. That's more or less what Planned Parenthood did for low income, mostly minority people. It just kept them from shitting out kids every 9 months because they're too fucking cheap to buy a condom, let alone pay for the kid.

Austin King
Austin King

how confident are you

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

i blame the mexican genes...

Zachary Bailey
Zachary Bailey

Subtle leave the EU

Carter Price
Carter Price

Go get it professionally done and buy some decent product

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

I found out last year this was real when I found out it happened in one of my friends hometowns.

My whole life was a lie up to that point.

Jordan Butler
Jordan Butler

True :3

Who?

William Jenkins
William Jenkins

I guess that helps slightly.
But doesn't solve the issue

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

You. Wanna play~

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

being a wetback has its downsides

Im probably going to go buy some pricey spiking glue that works really well

tomorrow tho

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

I-I'm with an irl friend right now

William Long
William Long

The issue of low income minorities abusing any and all form of welfare?

Adam Ramirez
Adam Ramirez

i cant imagine...

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

Subtle actually has friends

Holy shit

Blake Morales
Blake Morales

Soto, the supreme court says you have to go back... I am sorry

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

We must play before you sleep master

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

being a wetback has its downsides
Is there a single upside to that?

Liam Watson
Liam Watson

Pretty much "alright" is how I'd put it, but also at the same time did better than a few of my friends who attended it.

Noah Sanders
Noah Sanders

Yes.
and the problem of them having too many kids.
and other classes too few to compensate.

Angel Adams
Angel Adams

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

I ended up getting some clay that worked well

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

Sure

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

The obvious solution is to just get rid of any and all affirmative action and jus soli.

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

I missed this, dammit, sorry.
I recall you told me about that, sucks.
Anything planned for the 1-day weekend though?

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

I-It's 2.6:1 now D:

Jack Myers
Jack Myers

Since I work early mornings I'll probably get some tea with a few friends. Also gym, clean, and maybe some other stuff like a ride if the weather is nice. Gotta find a good movie too for Saturday

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

Here's to hoping it gets to 1:1 odds lmao

I don't have to pay any existing fines I have here in the US if I leave right?
I'd be more than happy to leave

You're better than white people in a physical/sexual aspect

Ive never really tried clay or styling putty
Is it any good?

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

I want the UK to leave just so their economy crashes and Subtle is forced to get a job.

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

Mexicans better than white people in physical attractiveness
L O L
O
L

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

Any ideas for the movie so far?

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

Some research says we profit greatly if the bongs leave.
let the cash flow lads.

True, if only.

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

It's doesn't really smell, lasts forever, and if you need to restyle your hair just get it wet a little and you're good.

Depends on what genre the woman wants to see. Might go horror, asian horror, action, or comedy.

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

someone cheer me up.

gil

looking at you.

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

Someone post the erp shitposting thing
I need it for research purposes

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

I mean't more like physical labor
Like, white people are complete shit at physical labor or anything that requires them to actually get up and do something

Spics aren't really physically attractive

Sounds like a good thing after waking up from a rough party
Throw some water on it, fix it, then you're good

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

Who are the niggers/mexicans of the Netherlands?

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

which one lol?

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

That's just because they're illegal and can't work anything other than shitty manual labor jobs while mooching off social systems they shouldn't even have access to.

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

In terms of population amount, the Moroccans and Turks. But the Somali's are the worst in terms of percentage thought they're not many people.

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

You would be illegal and they would most likely just get rid of you.

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

can confirm it works just like that
If you sweat a lot too it'll hold just fine

What's wrong?

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

The one that's just text and has "BULGE" in big wavy letters

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

ah... bards got it, did not save

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

G'night.

Sounds like a plan, also now I'm wondering if this is already another woman.
Anyhow I'm off to bed now.

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

Islamic Africans
Yeah, just nuke them.

Christian Ward
Christian Ward

Damn

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

No comment
Night tho SD
Enjoy your sleep man

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

this ruins my day

this wasn't cheerful. it was a little stressful.

my latest adventure in trying to learn how to into emotions.

beep boop.

doesn't matter. it'll be fine.

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

its hilarious

Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

*drops everything and hugs you*

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

I wish.

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

sorry, if i see him around this evening ill be sure to get a copy for you

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

leaning how to into emotions?
Can't get upset if you don't get the results you want
Learning emotions is a complex thing and there is no super define 100% guide to it
Hope your day gets better tho buddy ^^

Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

Have a bleach and turpentine martini.

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

What does the top text say?

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

dun wan hugs from sociopaths

it was legitimately stressful. over it now.

good see'n you around here.

i was going to say something earlier.

but came across a very depressing, fixable aspect of human nature in regards to stuffs.

gonna lie down.

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

S-So I don't have to pay that 11k fine r-right?

Why wouldn't you mooch off the system?
Like it's there so why not?

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

I'll be around tonight

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

Percentage of people on welfare.
so you see that of all somali's 70% is on welfare.

Adrian Gonzalez
Adrian Gonzalez

Because it's disgusting.
Why would anyone want their entire existence to just be a matter of abusing and leeching off welfare?
How would you have any sense of pride if you're entirely dependent on gubbermint cheques?

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

alright :)

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

heylo

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

What a whore.

Dutch is close enough that I can guess most of them but "Pools"?

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Hello is this the shitposting central?

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

hai

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

No, but what did you get an 11k fine for?

Narcicist, not sociopath

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

ye

sup dude

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

Good, now hook me up the spicy memes.

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

Yeah I hoped for that.
the polish.
but they're not permanent stayers, they get hired by companies from poland so it's rare to see them jobless.

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

moshi moshi shitpost switchboard how may i direct you call?

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

who are you tho

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

same shit diff day... fun times had by all

whats up on your end?

Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

I need copypastas.
Hoshi, can't you see my name?

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

Generally any word that came about before modern globalization but after colonialism isn't similar.

Makes sense since the they're being supported by technically their home country and it being the EU working how it theoretically should.

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

Had all my underlings in the same room as me today...they don't seem ready for the onslaught of kids..

have you posted here before?
where do you hail from communitywise?

Nathan King
Nathan King

transferring your call please hold for the next available representative...

https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/Copypasta.info-Collection

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

Well i've lurked, but no not really. I'm from /trash/ And no i'm not a furfag.
Thank you~

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

It's probably either Sci or BC again.

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

Whoa

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

Eastern Europeans are the ones profiting off the eu the most tbh.
The South can't handle the Euro because they are poorer and lazier, and the North (Germany-NL) has to pay for everything. Britain better not screw this.

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

Some of this shit is gold.

Were you a hunger games thread guy at one point or am I misremembering?

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

thank you for contacting the shitposting central switchboard. At the sound of the tone you will be requested to complete a brief customer satisfaction survey. Should you not with to take part in the survey simply hang up. para servicio en espanol pressiano dos.

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

Who?
Yes. Its even more cancerous than this place.

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

*beep

Brody Ramirez
Brody Ramirez

Is it dead yet?

Elijah Morgan
Elijah Morgan

Which countries even give more to the EU than they take out?
I would think it only the UK, Germany, France, Belgium, Netherlands, and the Scandinavians.

Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

Something something the service was nice.
Nope.

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

my big toe hurts

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

God dammit.

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

The ride never ends.

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

https://inews.co.uk/explainers/charts/much-uk-pays-eu-much-get-back/

Image isn't a good file so the statistics are in here.

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

same

Parker Perry
Parker Perry

thank you for taking part in our brief customer satisfaction survey. We at the shitpost central switchboard aspire to your maximum satisfaction. Your response "Something something the service was nice." has been logged and registered in our systems. All associates responsible your your satisfaction rating have been sacked. Have a nice day.

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Elijah Cruz
Elijah Cruz

Have the Slavs ever been not a bunch of broke ass deadbeats?

Brody Long
Brody Long

I am presenting you with an autobiographical account of the chain of events that incited a chaotic, topsy-turvy time in my life. I beg of you to remain within a close proximity for but a scant few moments as I recount how I metamorphosed into the heir apparent of the municipality referred to as Bel-Air, California.

Amidst the occident of Philadelphia I had been sprung to life and had been nourished. A lion's share of my youth and adolescence was consumed by the outdoor entertainment facilities at the park. Carousing with my pals, merrymaking to my maximum ability, and unwinding, I often partook in a friendly match of basketball at the schoolhouse's arena.

It was during one of these excursions that a pair of rabble-rousing fellows instigated malevolence. I took part in nothing but a single skirmish, yet my mother became immersed in fear, at which point she commanded me to transfer my residence from her dwelling to that of my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air, California.

I proceeded to hail a taxi and, upon its arrival, I made out an inscription on the license plate that read "FRESH" and was intrigued by a pair of dice draped over the rearview mirror. If nothing else, a claim could be made that this particular taxi was atypical; however, I came to the conclusion that recollecting this occasion in the future would be a fruitless venture, so in lieu of attempting to implant this incident within my memory, I implored the chauffeur to transport me to my destination of Bel-Air, California.At approximately the seventh or eighth hour, I disembarked and proceeded to inform the driver that I would inevitably become acquainted with his odor at a later point in time.

At this juncture, I beheld my new abode and came to grips with the fact that my mission to become the heir apparent in Bel-Air, California, had been consummated.

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

I guess the time of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was good for them.
But otherwise, no.
But to be fair, they lived under the commies.

Jack Long
Jack Long

tl;dr

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

New.

Carter Taylor
Carter Taylor

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LUv975Gyb5

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