Ubisoft originally promises that you'll be able to fight the friction in this game

Thoughts, Holla Forums? It seems like false advertising on their part.

fight the friction of my benis lol

How do you masturbate a dick that doesn't fear ejaculation?

fight frigtion with lube :-DD
lube on benis :-DDD

i dont understand, please explain

I agree, there has been very little explanation on their part as to why they made this choice.

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What's a guy got to do in order to get a game where you play as a qt operator whom spends their day removing kebab and burrito?

i suppose we just have to wait

I assume that by fighting the friction, they mean air friction when you sit in a plane

i have no idea where this is going

these liers want to you to belive they can break physics now? wow

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FRICTION, YOU DOUBLE FAGGOT?

Friction is our best ally, it helps us walk and stuff

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What? Never ever would I have thought that mighty honorable video games industry would have ever at any point lowered itself to telling lies about a product!

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Fuck, I really wanted to fight those damn resisting surfaces!

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Thoughts, /o/? It seems like false advertising on their part.

Like in Tribes?

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Aren't we fighting friction like every day?

Sounds like a band name.

deep

Can you imagine how much money they sunk into making that?

You'll have to go back, Carlos.

Friction wastes energy.

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