Fullderp: Benisect edition

Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!

When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in OU unless he specifies otherwise.

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Showdown:
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THE RULES:
Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or BULLYING.
1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match.
2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall.
4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed.
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It's a Mexican bootleg, but it's good enough.

1. /roomvoice (username)
This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat.
2. /publicroom
This lets us enter the room.

/dt [x] - Get additional details on a Pokemon/item/move/ability.
/weak [pokemon] or [type 1]/[type 2] - Provides a list of resistances, weaknesses, and immunities (ignoring abilities).
/coverage [move/type 1], [move/type 2], … - Provides the best effectiveness match-up against all defending types for given moves or attacking types.
/learn [pokemon], [move, …] - Displays if a Pokemon can learn the given move(s).
/ds [x], [x], … - Searches for Pokemon that fulfill the selected criteria. Major search categories are: type, tier, moves, ability, stats.
(Replace / with ! to display results to the room.)
/me - Allows for erotic roleplaying and crogre memes.

Protip: 
Put your memes in [code] tags to make it easier for the champ to import them!

OP Copypasta:
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Just copy and paste!
Reminder:
Don't make the new thread until the old one is on Page 13!

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WE NEED A CHAMP


What hurts more:
A ton of stealth rocks
or a ton of spikes?

I am absolutely sick of these shitty threads. This board is for video games, so GET THE FUCK OUT. Sage

good one
me champ

If you want to play video games, I've got a "video game" for you right here.

Be our champ. I'll give you something good.

garfield

You can have this:KING OF BLOOD (Nidoking) @ Life Orb Ability: Sheer Force EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Earth Power - Fire Blast - Blizzard - ThunderHe does lots of damage.

Something smug

A mandibuzz

F-B-Gone (Armaldo) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Flash Cannon
- Ancient Power
- Brine
- Earth Power

Removes Fairy, Flying AND Fire.

Hope I didn't miss any F Typings.

BABY BOOMER (Clefairy) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 172 Def / 84 SpD
Calm Nature
- Work Up
- Cosmic Power
- Metronome
- Soft-Boiled
Feel free to replace workup with whatever you want, or keep it. I like workup though because final form is fun

i'm here
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Chimp just got violated by zarel harder than any other chimp in history.

new chump

we put chimp down

The champ is now me.

Post sexy pictures of whatever meme you're giving me, please.
It's not a demand, just a suggestion.

You better not be who you think you are faggot.
A fun poge of your choice

Solorocksis (Duosion) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 48 HP / 208 Def / 252 SpA
Quiet Nature
IVs: 1 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpD / 30 Spe
- Hidden Power [Rock]
- Recover
- Calm Mind
- Future Sight

reposting until it removes a talonflame
I didn't realize this thing had a NFE form

sorry

B-side (Sableye) (F) @ Leftovers Ability: Prankster EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Attract - Confuse Ray - Flash - Recover

Attract can be changed to substitute
Recover can be changed to Pain Split
Either can be changed to Will O Wisp

s'coo bro

a mon you would fug in a mean way

this is why I keep playing these fucking games

Taking this as a meme.

Question:
Do I have to be the one being mean or is it okay if the Pokemon is the one being mean?

re-requests?

slappy-mega (Blissey) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Block
- Mud-Slap
- Recycle

No re-requests.
I'm in no rush. I got all day.

ONE MORE MEME

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Fuck it.

Citizen Snippu, for you

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I rode in on a meme with no attacks.

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Snips scares us for 50 turns then laughs and starts sweeping.

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Why does opponent have a Sandslash?

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vs

>hits

Is there more of that sneasel?

Yes, but it gets kinda lewd.

How lewd?

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If the best option I had was to use Flash, then that's not shitting the bed. That's just using a shitmon.

...

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Pretty fucking lewd.
Mostly on the vanilla side of thigns but still pretty good.

POST IT

imbleach imo tbh fam smh

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>IT ENDS 0-1

NEW CHAMP

If I wanted to deal with children I'd be working at a day care.
Just kidding, I love you guys (except Niggs and Chantelise).

I was on the edge the whole time, panicking.

Also,
NO ONE gave me sexy pictures of their memes, so all of your memes can burn in hell.
I hate to do it to Snips but until people start posting sexy Snips he can burn in hell, too.

Snips doesn't have a lot of art. Most results are of some doujin, but he's barely visible in most of the pages.

STOP POSTING GAY POEKOM PORN LITTLE CHILDREN PLAY THIS GAME YOU SICK FUCKS

But I posted straight porn, so it's okay. :^)

Okay, Snips has achieved retribution and doesn't have to stay in hell any more.

Snips is Pure, don't Sexualize Snips.

I'll Champ
Give me benis, or give me death.

Benisect

That's a cute Joltik, so take Galvantula.


Snips is pure cumslut, sure :^)

A non-Dragon-type with Dragon Dance.

a mon you want to bully with your benis

Insect theme
Take another snips

BLASTOISE
IF BLASTOISE WAS MY DAD THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE

For the record:
Charizard (not X), Crawdaunt, Feraligatr, Gyarados, Lapras, Scrafty, Smeargle, Tropius, Tyranitar, Whiscash

.>>11046531
The fuck does it learn dragon dance for

It is a GRACEFUL and MAJESTIC catfish which probably has some draconic mythology bullshit in Asia.

chimp made me do it

Eight Legs

Six Vagtanias

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cheers

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See?
Parasect-Brelooms.

WE NEED A NEW CHAMP

Limp Chimp, the Chimp with the Limpest Blimp didn't call.

I'll chimp, give my limp, noodly mons

EASY TO USE (Scizor) @ Choice Band
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Bullet Punch

any mon you'd fug and set to the sex you'd fug

George

GET THIS SHIT IN (Azelf) @ Focus Sash Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Stealth Rock - Taunt - Skill Swap - ExplosionSkill Swap is for when you think they're going to switch in a Magic Bounce user or mega evolve their Sableye/Diancie.

band volcarone or specs scizor
If it gets a kill, band scizor or specs volcarona

The Ol Pozzy (Eelektross) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Volt Switch
- U-turn
- Toxic
- Dragon Tail

That could have been funny.

Oh shid, you can change it's EVs if you want.

SECONDING THIS

Whom?

That Tangela from a while back. I think it wasGeorge (Tangela) @ Eviolite Ability: Regenerator EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD Sassy Nature - Leech Seed - Leaf Storm - Knock Off - Power Swap

Fucking hell, I see this 💯 in ekans picture.

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Lets roll.

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New chimpanzee!

Holy shit I thought you were joking.

well fuck you too

Me champ, give me monofire for dem dank weed maymays

Burning Lasagna (Moltres) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Overheat
- Will-O-Wisp
- Ancient Power
- U-turn

beeg monke (Darmanitan) @ Salac Berry Ability: Sheer Force EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Belly Drum - Substitute - Fire Punch - Rock Slide

marijuana smoker (Weezing) @ Choice Specs Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Sludge Wave - Fire Blast - Thunder - Dark Pulse

...

any fire starter

Wait it's Monofire. Fuck.
Have a physical Moxie Pyroar.
MALE ONLY


Eat me. I wasn't paying attention.

/me *vores you*

Charcoal > Propane (Magcargo) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shell Smash
- Earth Power
- Flamethrower
- Clear Smog

Are you the user with silly costumes folder?

scyther

No, but I want his folder.

Prince Zuko (Combusken) (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Speed Boost
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 HP / 0 Def / 0 SpD
- Swords Dance
- Endure
- Reversal
- Fire Punch

ONE MORE MEME

THE NAMES


THE MONIKER

O-oh, didn't notice the pyroar

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Excuse me?
We're done.
I feel attacked.
Never talk to me again.

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Are you guys riking it?

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NEW TEAM, MONO FIRST POSTER'S CHOICE

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Fighting

FREE GAINS

ez win inc (Heracross) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Endure
- Reversal
- Megahorn
- Knock Off / Earthquake

Mister Geese (Sawk) @ Salac Berry Ability: Sturdy EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Thunder Punch - Counter - Endure - Reversal

Mechamp (Machamp) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Focus Punch
- Attract
- Substitute
- Knock Off

Any Resttalk mon with Guts

What's the set for free gainz plz, help am stoned af

Mega medicham with accupressure, resttalk and ice punch named fitizen hips

it's a free pick, fighting type

★animeloverforlife: my inernet wasn't working i had 3 pokemon and he had 1 with 27 per

Sundowner (Chesnaught) (M) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Drain Punch
- Belly Drum
- Seed Bomb
- Substitute


Gainz The Clown (Conkeldurr) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Drain Punch
- Bulk Up

are you stupid?

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Making the HP even means the salac berry activates after drum and sub, iirc.

Chesnaught needs 12 HP EVs to hit 25% health off of Substitute + Belly Drum.

Champ do this with chesnaught

No it doesnt

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With 4 HP EVs, Chesnaught has 318 HP.
318 / 4 = 79.5, meaning Chesnaught will lose 79 HP due to it being rounded down by Substitute and, after a Belly Drum, will be at 80 HP when he needs 79 HP to activate Salac Berry.

except it doesnt round down

oh wait yes it does im sleepy yea it wont work when the hp isnt divisible by 4

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LAST BATTLE NEW CHAMP

me in OU

Donkonite (Dragonite) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA
Lonely Nature
- Extreme Speed
- Iron Tail
- Draco Meteor
- Outrage

In honour of that dragon team that timed out vs me :^)

Hyper Pupper (Sylveon) @ Custap Berry Ability: Pixilate EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Hyper Beam - Hyper Voice - Calm Mind - Endure

A pokemon in honor of Johnny

STICKY FINGERS

Broloom (Breloom) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Focus Punch
- Seed Bomb
- Spore

Small guy (Banette) (M) @ Banettite
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Def
Adamant Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Phantom Force
- Will-O-Wisp
- Substitute

Wait wait, whoops, use this instead of my shitty banette
「STAR PLATINUM」 (Dusknoir) (M) @ Leftovers Ability: Pressure Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Power-Up Punch - Fire Punch - Shadow Punch - Shadow Sneak

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lucky niggers

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Loser.

shut the fuck up WHORE

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Praise kek

"youll get shoahd"
"shoah inc"
"I need to get used to the bed having more shit than I'm used to."

new guy

I AM CHAMP

a mon named greg (Swalot)

「 PIXIES 」 (Trevenant) (F) @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Harvest EVs: 252 HP / 192 Def / 64 SpD Careful Nature - Leech Seed - Confuse Ray - Earthquake - Rock Slide
Trevenant named 「 PIXIES 」now, cooolguy

おちんちん感染 (Roserade) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Poison Point
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leech Seed
- Toxic
- Synthesis
- Stun Spore / Any other status move

Something named Krillin that has ring target and fling. Try to kill things with destructo disk

It even has a moveset befitting of the name!

I could have sworn this was in the pastebin.
What's the set?

I feel like I could've picked a better nature than Careful, I will admit.

Fuck it, all meme magic requires a little smogonfagging, as far as I know.

Memeing in the nature/evs generally doesn't result in much more than a shitmon, if you're gonna make a meme it might as well be fun

Sometimes
when someone gives me a mon with shitty EVs
I edit them and hope no one notices

Is someone fucking with me?

I've done this for natures before, don't tell anyone

Jesus christ, might as well secretly change a Specs Weedle to Band/Scarf Weedle, you neo-kikes.

It should be in the pastebin but its gone, my precious baby boy…

Greg Reborn (Swalot) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 252 HP / 52 Def / 204 SpD
Calm Nature
- Spit Up
- Stockpile
- Sing
- Dream Eater

Provide for me
MORE MEMES

h*ck stall (Crawdaunt) @ Life Orb
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Knock Off
- Aqua Jet
- Crabhammer
- Swords Dance

「 CARAVAN 」 (Mandibuzz) @ Leftovers Ability: Overcoat EVs: 252 HP / 136 Def / 120 SpD Sassy Nature IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe - Mirror Move - Roost - Air Slash - Heat Wave
Air Slash is supposed to be like the knife skills you get, and Heat Wave is Nuclear Explosion I guess. I tried, which is the sad part I guess.

FUCK THAT
I like it a lot!

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And we're off!

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I turn away for ONE SECOND to think about this and it turns out we won somehow.

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NEW TEAM

A mon that reminds you of a benis

Hawlucha with a Lansat Berry, Power Up Punch and whatever else.

Or

Conkeldurr with Assault Vest

a pokemon that reminds you of your anus

any mon that reminds you of me

A smeargle with 4 different moves that sacrifice itself named Master Exploder.

HOT

BUGE

PUSSY

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I DID NOT MEAN
(he did not mean)
TO SHIT YOUR MEMES
(to shit your memes)
BUT THIS BED'S DIRTY
ALL THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

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I said we'd win and we won 2-0
I'm basically clairvoyant.

NEW CHAMP

Suddenly it's a ghost town in here.

Let's make creative and fun shitmons to pass the time until someone saves us from the eternal hours of nochamp.

'-` (Mismagius) (F) @ Focus Sash Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Shadow Ball - Mystical Fire - Calm Mind - Pain Split
It's breddy great against special attackers of all kinds.

Physical Suicune (Hariyama) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Bulk Up
- Revenge / Focus Palm

As the nickname suggests, I'm retarded.

also, nice teambuilder Zarel, it should have Perfect IVs.

「STICKY FINGERS」 (Banette) (M) @ Banettite Ability: Frisk Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Destiny Bond - Shadow Sneak - Phantom Force - Snatch
It's a meme.

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see: sash

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FUCK COVERAGE (Yanmega) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Bug Buzz

rate

dag, yo'

Look who I found.
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Master Exploder (Smeargle) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Own Tempo
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Lunar Dance
- Final Gambit
- Memento
- Explosion

nap time (Shuckle) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Snore
- Rest
- Power Trick

idk if this is good but i know its memes

I just want to build a Citizen Snips Bulky Offense team.

Look out it's fucking shit:
very tyerd (Kangaskhan) @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Bashful Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Dizzy Punch
- Yawn

Add trick room to it fam


7/10


sleepy/10

The Medichamp (Medicham-Mega) @ Medichamite Ability: Pure Power EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Fake Out - Endure - Reversal - Zen HeadbuttEndure + Flail/Reversal will never not be great.

This guy gets 600 Atk and a 200 BP fighting move with Stab.

「the woods」 (Whimsicott) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Toxic
- Leech Seed
- Encore

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Needs one more move

The Naughty List (Delibird) @ Leftovers
Ability: Vital Spirit
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Toxic
- Frustration

ぺにす

Defog.
He has to lose half his health to use it.

Dirty Dan (Muk) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Poison Touch
EVs: 116 HP / 252 Atk / 140 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Poison Jab
- Gunk Shot
- Power-Up Punch
- Payback
rate and improve.

Dual-Stab is the kind of thing we expect to see retarded opponents using, not our guys.
Dirty Dan sounds kinda sneaky, and Shadow Sneak is a good move, so there.
Or Ice Punch because fuck Lando, Gliscor, Garchomp, Dragonite, and all those other mother fuckers.

is this better?
Dirty Dan (Muk) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Poison Touch
EVs: 116 HP / 252 Atk / 140 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Ice Punch
- Gunk Shot
- Power-Up Punch
- Shadow Sneak

Bulky Offense sucks dick.
I'm starting to see why everyone runs stall.

ur just bad xd

how does this occur

Alright, submissions are closed. Lemme rate shit shit.


This is kinda funny because it has a theme ("Fuck special attackers") but it's also not a shitmon.


Strange choice of attack, but I'm not complaining. EV spread needs work. All in all, it's hard to fuck up a RestTalk+Boost set but most people would look at this and call it a poor man's GAINS THE CLOWN.


Don't know the stand this is based on so I won't say anything.


Button mons are about as boring and uninspired as you can get.


I had to use this fucking thing and it carried its weight.
Explosion is kind of useless compared to Final Gambit unless you managed to get shuffled onto Rocks and Spikes more than once somehow. Having said that, Final Gambit can grab a surprise kill, Memento can let a teammate set up or otherwise just force a mon out (or slow down their sweep), and Lunar Dance can save a carry on your team if you've got one. It's a fun meme.


Yup, it's memes. If it's memes, then it's good. That's all that matters.


I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at but I like it.


This is, by far, the best of the bunch.
: ^ )


Don't know the stand this is based on so I won't say anything.
Never even heard of it, actually. Is this even a stand meme?


0/10 but you tried.


Shit. 0/10

The shit. 10/10

So think switching HP with Atk EVs would be better for Master Exploder?

That's what I did, but that means Explosion really is a waste of a move slot, and that's no fun.

given that he's kind of slow, I figured he'd be getting hit, which boosts Revenge up to 120.


Fuck me. I forgot there was a coal related item. 10/10 for you.

The Naughty List (Delibird) @ Charcoal
Ability: Insomnia
Happiness: 0
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fling
- Recycle

There we go. Gave it insomnia as well because he sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.

...

It's The Naughty List. You don't get presents.

Well I believe in a utopia where anyone can get presents with the right amount of money.

Could someone just champ with them?

Bane? (Banette) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Cursed Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Pain Split
- Sucker Punch
- Shadow Sneak
- Destiny Bond

ayo where da champ at

ayo
where
da champ
atto

ok fugg it
I'm champ

I'M HECKING BLIND (Regirock) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Rock Polish
- Stone Edge
- Dynamic Punch
- Mega Kick

an old meme

free pick of any set posted in this thread

either something with wide lens or something with only moves that don't check acc

Any BLOOD meme

Trump 2016 or Hillary 2016

the dead man

his gravestones

Someone will have to take over, unless you guys can wait 30-60mins

we be doin it lods
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r*de

ALL SHINY
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[Opposing Sableye's Magic Bounce!]
The opposing Sableye bounced the Miracle Eye back!

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new champloo, too dead but the niggas who stayed are 10/10

rib in beace champ you will be midssed :DD

a very tired person that just wants to end it all

We're all tired and want it to end.
That's why we have to give it our all when we make these memes.
They are our memetic legacy.

Champ me.

this v

this ^

Physical Suicune (Hariyama) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Bulk Up
-

Free pick on its attacking move.

Any of these:

free garnelf dick

Re-requesting:
Another one of these:

resugg

THE INVISIBLE MAN (Kecleon) (M) @ Assault Vest Ability: Protean Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Drain Punch - Sucker Punch - Ice Punch - Thunder Punch

The myth.

The legend.

and the game?

Merely a rumor.

if champ doesnt come in 10 minutes ill take his spot

such gallantry should not go unrewarded.

This… is this what it feels like to gaze upon a real hero?

what is this?

garfield

but can we trust you?

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Current status:

6e0477 is a fag.

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GIVE THAT SABLEYE A WILL-O-WISP

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new TEAM

why am i fuCKING SHADOWLOCKED

BLOOD TOTEM

Cure for Cancer (Dragonite) @ Leftovers
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Ice Beam
- Thunder Wave
- Roost

「CRAZY DIAMOND」 (Lopunny) (M) @ Lopunnite Ability: Limber EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Fake Out - Return - High Jump Kick - Healing WishIt's better than the Diancie.

Anything that removes scizor/

a shadowed poge

GODKILLER (Cinccino) (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Rock Blast
- Tail Slap
- Free pick (In case of knock off)

Slaking @ Choice Band
Ability: Truant
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Giga Impact

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this is what a cteam is

New monoteam
first reply is type

Free pick of type
Free pick of meme

A type of johnny's choice

Dark type for edgyness

ok then it's bug

O-oh oh gosh, I guess bugs are good!

this

Got it b4 ya lads ;^)

A Volbeat. Nickname it after a Volbeat album.

Ledian
Replace with Yanmega if it gets too awful

Eviolite Scyther

Canned spam (Scizor) @ Metronome Ability: Technician EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Swords Dance - Fury Cutter - Bullet Punch - Roost

A stall Vespiquen

Betterfree (Vivillon-Ocean) @ Focus Sash Ability: Compound Eyes EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe - Quiver Dance - Sleep Powder - Hurricane - Hidden Power [Fire]

me on the left

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please no rocks

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new fun guy

I'm champ.

free pick if this kills anything from full hp

:^)

Final Round (Ursaring) @ Flame Orb Ability: Quick Feet EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Swords Dance - Last Resort

if this doesn't get a kill on your first match, take this
Big Bang (Snorlax) @ Custap Berry Ability: Gluttony EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Belly Drum - Self-Destruct

lol i gif u krabs :PPP (Kingler) @ Life Orb Ability: Sheer Force EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Ice Beam - Scald - Ancient Power - Agility

lasagna

Your favourite meme.

Bad Touch(Ambipom) @ King's Rock
Ability: Pickup
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Fling
- Taunt
- Thunder Wave

...

Feel Free to replace Thunder Wave with U-Turn

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Okay try this instead
Bad Touch(Ambipom) @ King's Rock
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Beat Up
- Taunt
- Thunder Wave or U-turn

FUCK

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nigga b gud at this shite bloodtotem ftw mup da boop mofugga sheeeeiiit

You keep forgetting a space between nickname and Pokemon name, retard.

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Next champ get a Probopass and call it Shekelstein

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SPURTS

user, are you okay?

Just in case, have a medically prescribed (You).

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At least you could have checked mein dubs.

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Take your Tumblr memes where they belong

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uhh

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Good, fuck him.

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Yeah, thought as much

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New champ after this.

NEW CHAMP

Alternatively, join me in harassing nerds.

I'll champ. give me your best shitmon

Any OU mon you'd watch fug your waifumon (Must be opposite gender of waifu)

testing out my best shitmon


living hernia (Chimecho) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 80 HP / 252 Def / 176 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Future Sight
- Recover
- Stored Power

free pick if you can reach final form
doesn't count against dark types

Beheeyem. I don't think I've ever actually seen that thing used in a battle before.

For Loves (Sylveon) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Calm Mind
- Curse
- Last Resort
- Wish

If that's so
DROWNING IN SHIT (Slowbro) @ Slowbronite
Ability: Regenerator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 76 HP / 220 Atk / 212 SpD
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 SpA
- Amnesia
- Curse
- Drain Punch
- Slack Off

FUCK OUTTA HERE (your choice) @ Red Card
- Circle Throw

that's it

something that sets up hazards

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ANOTHER WIN

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EZ WIN

i'm done. i can't keep this up. I'm terrible at this and wanna sleep.

NEW CHAMP CAUSE I'M RETARDED

me
give mee m s
膣のかゆみ

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and that means free pick because i'm retarded and appreictae you taking my place

The Ol Pozzy (Eelektross) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Volt Switch
- U-turn
- Toxic
- Dragon Tail

ANTI-LATI (Mightyena) @ Muscle Band
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sucker Punch
- Play Rough
- Super Fang
- Crunch

Revenge killer and guaranteed Lati slayer

Can I have that? (Mew) @ Light Ball Ability: Synchronize EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Fake Out - Fling - Thief - Transform

An abomasnow

Sawk

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thanks development
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new team gibe buges :3

Specs Weedle
Jk, mega weedle

「W H O O P 」 (Kricketune) @ Grip Claw
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Infestation
- Perish Song
- Protect
- Rest

Mom says I'm… (Scizor) @ Leftovers
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Silver Wind
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Air Slash
- Ominous Wind

A Pinsir that's not mega.

a yanmega named gotta buge fast

1 moer

resuggs open…

A shuckle of any build you choose

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new team

a flying meme

something with poison heal named it is a good pain

Meme Fetus (Musharna) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 Def / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Barrier
- Calm Mind
- Stored Power
- Rest

Mastercard (Ralts) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Destiny Bond
- Trick Room
- Psychic
- Icy Wind

A purple boy

fish of your choice

resugg

non-OU mega

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new guy es ded

Vulpix is the girl, right? A fat butt like that can't be a man's butt, RIGHT?!

i'l do id :DD

any set from this thread

any set not from this thread

Mega Absol

resuggest: any set based on an image marlo has posted in this thread
note: you can always tell which posts marlo makes because they're horribly degenerate

Master Exploder

simisear

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i'm fucking invincible

new deam

RAPE APE (Darmanitan) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Rock Slide
- Hammer Arm
- Zen Headbutt

a dick 4 freee

something with great def and awful spd that may or may not be the spaghetti monster

Bugchaser Lover (Hypno) @ Light Clay
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Skill Swap
- Rest
- Toxic
- Reflect

Gibs me dat (Barbaracle) @ King's Rock
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Thief
- Fling
- Embargo
- Switcheroo

A mega of your choice.

monkey

moldy bananas

whew fast team, only took 3 horus

Now we just have to hope champ is still here. (Or someone just runs with the team.)

Yeah still here.
I just spilled coffee on my laptop and had to grab a new mouse and keyboard from my refuse pile.

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fug

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I STILL GOTTA DISABLE MY BROKEN LAPTOP"S KEYBOARD FOR THIS TO WORK WHOOPS

Godspeed fam

new bread?

wait let me try again