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EINMAL WIRD UNSERE GEDULD ZU ENDE SEIN
Blood club sucks,
Frog Team best.
I was doing things and missed all replies in the previous thread.
I'm still pretty bad at threading. You can reach me here.
Do I have to repost?
I don't want to repost.
I don't see where you're trying to get at here.
I just explained this to you. Idk. I'm confused.
So why be jealous
I have the keys to most of the closets, around here.
what did welma tell you .-...
Like I said, I'm just going off of what you said, it's nothing more.
I love that picture. haha
I technically am
also you're doing that thing I do where you read into something too much
gonna shoot some people bbl
Why does anyone even like BC?
NIGGA YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
Wait till Summer
Take 3 ecstasy tablets in the afternoon,
with luck, the ice cream truck comes past your street.
You skip merrily in the buzz of your intoxication, everthing sounding like it came from a oldwave radio.
You lean on the counter, order a Zapp.
You're now 6 years old again.
She liked me one time
She is actually pretty interesting
She doesn't like anyone
Nah for real tho that's my favorite thing about her
She always has something new to say
I enjoy her rping and when she makes my brain freak out
Laundry time. Brb.
She's nice to me, so I'm nice back.
FIne, I guess I'll just drink more and do fun things.
She gets scarier
I'm fucking hungry. What's for dinner?
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Someone post this at https://archive.org/lewd/res/261680.html for me pls, use this image:
how does it feel to have a dead board?
tandoori chicken with potatoes, rice, and dead homeless girls a la slit neck.
Circle Jerk Mega Thread
Nigga, you're in my area; I'll go back there.
Ah, I see Chef Lonko is cooking tonight.
Our board would have been dead too if it were not for me
I was just trauling, Daddy.
Pls don't beat me too hard x///x
Italian BMT from Subway at work
he sounds like he wants to kill himself
tell skandi life isn't worth it at this point
I have too many sad emotions mixed in with my angry ones to hit you.
Come give me a fucking hug you glorious shitter.
it was cute when i did
this is just sad
Come on, mang...
Who is Master?
Keep posting more images like that and that hug might become a bit more awkward tho
I don't know.
I'm just making of of /lewd/
God damn Grim
what or who am I coming on
She also gets really deep.
And her story gets kind of really sad.
Also are you eating tandori chicken right now?
You know you'd hug whatever hangs between my legs without thinking twice.
Whatchu been up to?
I will be momentarily. Why?
Nothing. Holla Forums isn't a terrible site anymore so now I'mma postan.
How've you been thoooooough!?
Tell me about the Conjuring 2. I am going to see it in Houston sometime with my sisters.
Simply jelly af.
blah blah blah
Prolly nice to you in order to get something in return
Stop drinking ._.
I bring up valid points baka
Time will tell.
But the fact remains that she's nice to me.
Post the aardvark Jojo Webm
NOOOOOO my instance. My beautiful game instance!
oh boy, sad moe is so breaking.
You bring up lies
Houston huh? That's quite the trip
Well... I've been doing the same old same old, except now I have a job at Lowe's as a cashier. In a week or two I'll hear if I got a job as a claims adjuster at my mom's company, which would be super awesome pay
The Conjuring 2 is SOOOOOOO good. I don't wanna spoil anything, but you'll love it
Hey there Diablo user
She can also be very sweet
The way she builds me up is.... ugh so fucking good
Didn't tell me anything relevant. I could just sense defensive maneuvers in progress and sought to soothe before we had an eruption on our hands. :3
Hou me hand vast
heel de nacht
My fucking internet crapped out and ruined a good game instance in PoE! Now I'm sitting here bored and ashamed.
Have you not watched Second Season?
Yeah, I am right.
She's kind to me, and incredibly sweet.
She's a nice friend.
If she's just doing it to get something, then, well, we'll cross that bridge when it comes to it.
The first one was super spoopy.
I'm looking forward to it.
Ew! What's it going to be like working with your mom tho? I thought you didn't really get a long.
Where Koyomimonogatari leaves off is pretty nice.
Her story isn't really sad at all.
Apart from already being dead.
Spoilers for even all that's aired: She ends up taking the place of the "vacant god" that the granny was grooming Kiss-Shot for.
I would never lie about her
She is too amazing
What do you suggest I should do about my soreness?
Sadness x infinity
What level are you and what build are you going?
lol eruption in our hands
s-something like that
Lol I thought it was the best possible description.
Fuck this thread, I hate liars
I'm level 33, I'm almost at the end f Act 3, and I'm a two-handed weapon marauder. Ever since I found this awesome sword in Act 2, I've just been bulldozing through enemies with little damage, so I'm doing pretty damn good for myself.
I will fuck you in half for saying that to me you angel
Now come and fall from grace
God damn you're making it sound super fun
Solo play or with a group?
I've actually only finished Second Story.
Which is the part where it gets kind of sad.
Because she has to move on, but she's been refusing to because of Araragi
I dunno, that scene just kind of touched me.
Then we can watch the rest together.
It's uncouth to call someone a liar for telling the truth.
It's better than the first one, I'd say.
And I wouldn't be working with her, I'd be working for a company her company just took over and the office is like 3 hours away
Koyomi literally drags her from hell.
Lewd? I haven't even begun to be lewd, darling.
I have to catch up.
what the heck!
Solo play, unfortunately. I have a game I've been working on with some irl friends, but they have a job, so they can't afford to play with me at night. But it's cool, playing as the Templar isn't nearly as fun as going full physical.
You're not the only one with that Leo quality. ;3
I will sometime
tfw will never have a 500+ year old loli gf to dominate me
D-don't take too long.
implying Kiss-Shot would care about anyone but Araragi long enough to do anything with
How far are you now?
I might have to start it up again
Kinda taking a break from gaming tho
I didn't know we were supposed to be playing fair...
I didn't think you liked that sort of thing.
By the way I have a sprite rip of Chiaki, if you want it.
Once I finish sorting all these folders, and making sure I don't have doubles.
Grim was right. You know me too well to post here fufufu
I think I'm close to the end of Act 3. I left off with running into Captain Graves again at the docks.
If you got a life, live it. It's gotta be a better fate than what I've become
You call it mean, but you love it so much. ;) I don't know that rewarding someone can constitute meanness. <3
You've passed tired.
1 week until mommy
You're gonna get it next time I see you, baka.
It was okay.
My pops cooked it, I can cook one twice as better
Koyomimonogatari ends right where that starts Mayoi Hell is the arc name.
And you wonder why we dont talk..........
im not passing out
Can't threaten me with a good time!
But I doubt you could take me if I didn't want you to.... :3
Also, Kiss-shot is submissive to Araragi, not dominant.
Yeah I got one kinda have one right now
job, gym, and occasionally women
That's gonna be ur O faec.
You took my image in broad daylight and you scratched it x_x
Are they demonic women?
Your mother died a long time ago, kid.
Gonna take your booty next :3c
Nah, I just like to call attention to it.
She's tsubmissive, let's be honest here.
I feel weird talking about that stuff with your e-mistress right here.
I keep thinking about that stockholm syndrome rumor and it fucking scares me
I I swear
I'll pencil you in.
I can share...
She's more of a little sister, really.
Just play nicely.
That kinda just makes it sound better.
I mean, that's the entire plot of Kizu basically.
She tries to act tough but really, she just wants Araragi to kill her and ends up seeing him as what makes her even have a reason to live.
You sound really tired right now.
A few of them are semen demons
Need one to call my own tho
To serve me to worship me
So that I may rise beyond jesus
No need if I'm just going to take it from you
sneaky flowering succulent. I see you.
Still weird af
OH COME ONDSPofijapdsovuihadpfvuha
Mint medley would be great~
LITTLE SISTER BY LIKE 12 DAYS HMMPH
LOL That's like, what? The ULTIMATE tease? Imjussayin.
If you don't wanna be the little sister, you can be the second twin.. C:
Just strap on fuck them already.
I'll pencil you in
you know how vanilla I am
Never had it before, but it sounds amazing
Perfect way to spend the break before round 1 and 2
Tell me about it.
Well I mean we used to play off the cousins thing in hs, so...
That was @Shiro, first of all.
ye but still
second of all what
ohoho, well then.
When are you flying me out to LA then~?
Busted. I didn't have a second of all lol
What was the name Enth used when she used that avatar?
I'm trying to remember but I can't remember my login for my old MSN to even check.
I just hope Enth cleaned that grody stain off her ceiling.
Lol Hey, you know I would if I could. In the meantime, a little tension in the lower abdomen never heard nobody....
tonight is not my night.
just disregard me tonight.
I don't even remember who that character is, to be honest.
Probably the character's name, if I had to wager a guess.
Honestly it does kinda hurt in these skinny jeans bahaha
I was thirsty and thought i had to leave the bed, then i found a glass of water within arms length
It's the little things in life that make you not hijack a bus or somehting
I kinda want to clean out a bleach bottle and use it as a water bottle to freak people out when I take sips from it now.
I don't even know the character's name.
I remember it being on of the alter egos we talked about a while ago.
I got 4 days off for July 4th
Could take you for some nice sushi, hit up the beach, have you watch me at the gym. All that good stuff~
Rinse it out with something acidic in between soap rinses.
Ouch! But then, I thought you liked pain?
bad idea cuz bleach residue
I just remember one pic where there was a really nasty stain coming from their skylight or w/e.
I can't really get time off though lol
I sorta got screwed out of my week vacation.
Would vinegar be acidic enough or would I have to use something stonger you think?
I figure lemon juice would be less diluted than vinegar off the shelf...
You win again. Stop calling me out X_X
Mixing bleach with vinegar makes pretty dangerous ammonia gas.
Plastic is porous, so I wouldn't trust the residue no matter how you cleaned it simply because it can live in the plastic. :C But you could take the label off and put it on something else?
The character's name is "Golden Darkness" or simply "Yami."
From To Love-Ru.
Sound familiar at all?
Oh! You showed me the boobies! One small step for man....
OKAY OKAY I'll stop calling you out.
Peroxide neutralizes bleach fairly well for whatever future reference.
You need to work a whole calendar year, but since we closed for the remodel those 3 months don't count or something.
He's basically like Mr. Crabbs when it comes to saving pennies on the dollar, not to mention a paid week's vaca :(
lol oh yeah. I knew that.
It wouldn't be the same.
I guess the same shock value could be acquired by buying a fresh gallon gas tank and use that as a water bottle lol
Wanna see them? They're still kinda small though.
I forgot you were a biochem guy :p
Yami sounds like more of an Eva name, to be honest, though.
Time to freebase my girl pills~
I mean, always lol. But if you show me yours, I'll have to show you mine. They're nothing special, though.
Do those things bite?
The girl with the white hair was my favorite Dang Rope
It's chemistry but just one of those things you learn from your mother about what to use to clean up stuff.
Bleach to clean up blood and peroxide to neutralize it.
Yeah, kind of.
I hear ya, I just would be worried about the lingering molecules within the plastic for consumption purposes only.
If they don't like you, they'll take your finger off.
Poor poor Elma can't come stay with me in LA
Don't worry tho I'll go out there another time
My boss is kinda weird as fuck, but super cool
Gave me a few raises, let me in the 401k after 6 months, and gave me 750$ bonus all before my first year
This might be better to save for our next irl hang out. Then we can have a pillow fight and watch Deadpool while talking about boys again lol
I won't cry this time, I promise <3
My mom never taught me how to clean up blood lol
What the hell went down at your place??
Plastic leeches but you also have to think of relatively how much bleach would even leech out of it after rinsing with peroxide and soap.
Think of more like pool water levels that are safe to ingest, just really not advised.
I'd have to ask her directly.
I had numerous instances of me bleeding all over the back porch and kitchen floors as I child.
My parents believed "just let them do whatever, they'll learn" and it ended up with being routinely bleeding everywhere. Or someone falling through my bedroom window and spraying blood all over my room.
This is a good point! Bring on the bleach cocktails.
Ho my goodness, that DOES sound like a plan. And we can go shoppppiiiiiiing@ :D But next time, NEW MOVIES! And maybe Deadpool again for good measure.
Nice. In my year I got a 62% raise from when I started. No benefits or anything though. I kinda think I'm due for another raise soon tbh. I hate babysitting x_x
ehh.. fuck that...
Oh cool WebM, that's how I was inspired to start playing the drums
No no the other girl... although I say that muscle chick was my second fav
There's like, two others I can think of it being if not.
You guys are ruffians in Texas x_x
Well, of course shopping! I'm kinda surprised you didn't sneak a peak during that massage ;p
I'm down for whatever movies of course^^ There should be some good ones out by then I think.
Yeah her, I have her jacket
WHAT?! I never sneak a peak. You have to WANT to show me. That's eye rape. :3 My eyes are not about that rape life.
There's like a four inch scar across my chest that had me laying on my back porch, losing pints of blood. Good times.
It's so cute.
I really like Kyoko too.
Though I think my favourite might be becoming Junko.
there is more to life then intricate artwork and man-made music
close your eyes
Damn Elma getting paper stacks
Yeah I get no benefits either
Was hoping for a raise for my 1 year, but didn't get one so fuck it
Ugh I wish Mukuro had more story in the anime ;~;
I hear trump
awwe, well that's a shame~
You're an animal.
seven fitty bonus is nice though, eh? That's like a whole rent note at least :3
I wish she had more story in the games.
But all of her story is before what happens in the games/anime, so she doesn't get any coverage.
M-maybe the creator has more backstory on her? ;~;
It was funny. He literally said "This bonus isn't based off how hard you work or anything. It's based off how much I like you and that's it"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S A SHAME?! Were you EXPECTING me to?! Was that an invitation I didn't receive?!?!
Just accident prone.
HA HA HA HA
I MADE A POST
NOW LET'S DO SOMETHING
She has some in the prequel manga.
Shit, I'd take it.
M-maybe... I dunno.
Your drinking probably doesn't help that trait~
Over the weekend, I woke up with a large gash on my leg from assumedly bumping into something while drunk the night prior.
So yeah, probably.
This is one of those 'I dunno's where you do know, isn't it? T.T
It's all good. My life is a long series of missed opportunities lol.
What are you?
Legends don't burn down villages.
Only good things.
D'aw, don't make me blush
I don't play overwatch
unless this is about the poster
[Generic Reaction to Bait]
Hahahaha fucking right?
Serious if I could do a backflip I would've
He's told me that if I ever wanted to talk to him to just come back his desk, but I don't want to stop working and just bullshit with him. A few of the guys do that, but they have more time to play with. Maybe when football season starts again
It's like, the first three minutes of Skyrim.
B R E A K I N G N E W S
Do share :3c
Sorry I'm late.
I would've got it.
LOL that's a definitely!
And don't be like that, silly. You've got it great~
Besides your name falling off :p
Yeah, save it for opportune moments. It'll show him you can be a hard ass worker AND be capable of shooting the shit. Double brownie points!
How've you been?
Thanks again for helping me fix Holla Forums.
It's so much better now.
Like cold Popsicles on a hot day.
Or the way sand feels under your toes.
Or like... a cool breeze over you when you're swinging on a hammock.
Or like massive breasts with kawaii nipple piercings.
They're just an awesome oldposter.
Are you a girl? Now I understand everything.
What do you mean by "some"? Like only a really tiny bit?
Are you a girl? Now I understand everything.
Lol wtf? Don't get all Lenko on me.
I am not a girl.
WAY TO BE USELESS.
I just will call it an abusive relationship with my liver.
We still love it each other.
So any interesting things coming up in the wonder life of Elma?
They say better late than never, and everybody else gave you a stone cold "never gonna get it".
Well, are you?
That's because they're plebs.
Casting pearls before swine.
Oh my mistake.
A LOT of people here are autistic about internet girls.
Lol Yes, I do have it great. But that's still my life.
AND I DONT KNOW WHY MY NAME FELL OFF lolFixed iiiiiit
nothing to do
with her gender
and are you implying I'm autistic about her because I say she's an awesome poster?
I think a great game for Holla Forums would be a pet battle simulator using posters as pets in a sub/dom relationship and making them battle each other.
And some posters are really, really, easy to catch, like Desu and Bloodchan are basically the Pidgeys and Ratatas but others are basically Mythical like Bern or Haikus.
lol That's a way to put it.
Umm no? Not soon anyway.
Paid rent, paying off my car and getting it signed over next thursday, then I need to fix it and do all that stuff. Gotta get more girl pills coming up, then it's my bday in august so I might get my piercings and tattoo depending on funds. That's really as far as I've got planned so far.
Anything good going on for you besides LA in a couple weeks?
Well, she's in anything from before Dangan Ronpa 1, and she's in Danganronpa/Zero covering for Junko.
Bubbly is Fuji, right? I've not been paying much attention.
is grim here?
i wanna talk to her
I'm in your trump room
You know...I've never see your penis before...
Grims penis is probably too hairy, like overly hairy
And also missing an inch
where is she?
The kind of penis only a Ioco could love
You sound sad about that. hmmm
A good idea so you don't lose your trip is to put it down in a notepad just in case your cookies get deleted or something btw
what the fuck
Kuus wasn't that hard to catch tho~
What kinda car are you rocking?
Tell me when it is and how old
Show me this tattoo :3c
Nothing super amazing for me. Just got my motorcycle back from a shop for some basic work. Just gym and work mostly and trying to meet up with the friends on weekends for tea or beer
Man. Fun is ruined already.
Now it is YOU who is the guru <3
I'm not a rat ._.
Ugh.... I don't wanna play the games.. I'm not a gamer ;~;
That guy is cute as all fuck
guessing games are lame, tho.
Was gonna out you one way or another.
im just fucking around
Grim likes them thick
Who is your favorite poke'mon?
Well, if you want Mukuro's story, it'll be all reading.
I don't remember what all covers it.
i like motoko
Probably Doraemon or Garurumon.
I like it better when people think I have a massive cock.
oh wait I do
She looks like a slut
take iT bCK
I bought a cheapo 98 civic off of a co-worker.
On aug. 16th I turn 26.
I'm getting a baphomet because I'm an edgy fucker. Not really, but I love what it actually stands for and the occult imagery. #yolo and #fuckyouit'smybody
Oh, good shit. Keepin' it real though, I can appreciate that, mang^~^
Just on internet bullshitting I guess. Maybe that counts for something haha
Posting Motoko is oddly calming
OK. Shes looks like a whore.
She's just a cumdumpster, though.
Shh, shh. Don't be jealous.
So like. What's up? And stuff and what's new? The weather and nice day today and how about them Cowboys.
Oh! I'm going to Houston tomorrow.
No, shut up.
It's such a violent movie though.
In the anime, she embraces her sexuality, from what I heard
but in the movie
she rejects it
but it was so well done
Nothing really. Some classes for the summer. A job I don't even have to go in for. Kind of boring.
The Rangers are doing great this year. Cowboys suck.
Houston sucks. I lived in Galveston for a few years and it sucks.
Totodile for lyfe
Please don't rice it out lol
Huh... so that makes you younger than me
I wanna be a massive weeb faggot and get yakuza tattoo on my shoulders, chest, and upper back. Do you girlie ^^
Out for the night
Gym at 3 am
Have a good night/day everyone
Fa sho, dude.
I just made Sean watch Grave of the Fireflies a few nights ago.
I cried like a bitch, forgot how sad that shit is.
He said it was horribly sad.
It's a family reunion. Gonna be fun times.
My sisters have said that it's hot af tho...
Dang, I haven't seen it
It's just humid as shit.
What part of Houston?
Hmm and I thought I was one of the older ones :3c
And you do you, Shiro. Have a good one at the gym, nini
If you do decide to watch it, keep a box of tissues close by. Not even fucking kidding.
I really couldn't tell you. not familiar enough.
By some water or like a fish market or something?
i'm so helpful
It's probably Kemah, League City, or Webster then.
Which is super white and off an area called "Clear Lake".
hi honey, I'm home
How'd you get in? We changed the locks.
I'll watch it with you one night. ^^
Ok, I'll try and focus my shit onto here now.
You know, I'm being a little traitor and planning to make a thread of /lewd/ or bring /lewd/ to Holla Forums
Call the police before he starts pledging allegiance to ISIS and shooting up the place.
[End of call.]
SCAN THREAD when?
n o w
Why do you have Yugioh cards?
who is the person in your laughing lesbians pic?
Jesus fucking Christ.
That's not the formatting of a picture any of my devices take.
They said now, so I made it, so yeah; I made a SCANNER thread.
Prepare for outdated music and memes