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Well there's this little squid boy, you see…

When's a splat toon hentai coming out

Now that the HDD hack is out, I can finally play with you pieces of shit.

What's the best weapon?

1v1 me faggot

ancient meme circa 2003

what is an oldfag doing here

Is that real ultimate power?

I want an inkling gf
but I want an inkling bf slightly more

what is a newfag doing here

Pic related

Holy shit, it is. I forgot all about ninjas.

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RIP Spats

If Switch doesn't have gyro controls it's shit, Splat2n is going to be shit.

It better have and it also better be able to be usable on the TV as well for glorious 1080P gaymen

WHERE ARE MY OCTOLINGS NINTENDO
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE OCTOLINGS

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guys, this might split up our squid nights for a while

I apologise for that joke at the end of the previous thread.
It was in poor taste, and the thread fell off the board as a result.
I deserve to fall down to A+ again.

god damn it nintendo

SPLATWOON
SPLA-2-N
2PLATOON
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CONFIRMED

Some anons will catch up… eventually.

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SPLAT2N OR A NEW BAYONETTA ARE SWITCH EXCLUSIVE I WILL FUCKING FIREBOMB NINTENDO
it's gonna be the wiiu all over again won't it

I don't think it CAN, with the controllers splitting like that. It could be possible when it's attached to the grip, but not guaranteed.

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user, why do you set yourself with scenarios that will happen? Denial will get you nowhere.

FINALLY

I really hope it's not, I would rather bayonetta end than be stuck on a console that will most likely be shit.

So you'd prefer it stay on a confirmed shit console? I like the Wii U and all, but it did not live up to it's potential. At least people actually seem hyped for the Switch, they've got some great devs confirmed.

How ironic.

not saying the wii u isn't shit, but I would rather the tradition not be continued.

You're getting one for Spla2n anyway, what are you missing out on?

i-it could get a wiiu port r-right guys?

I hope it doesn't, then the Switch version will suffer. Especially if it's crossplay, then they'd have to lock it to fit the inferior versions specs.

How will it work if the tv shuts off when you pull out the mini-monitor to make the "gamepad"? That map on the gamepad is key, and so are motion controls.

I'm worried. I hope they don't make it sticks only.

IS IT TIME FOR HEAVEN?!

I swear to god if this thing has gyros in it like the Steam Controller, it will be my favourite controller of all time.

You could have gotten a DS4 for gyro

I hate the dual shock controllers stick and D-Pad placement. Steam Controller isn't perfect either, but this thing, if it has gyro, it will be perfect. I hope it's backwards compatible with the WiiU. Hell I hope I can use this as a controller with my NES/SNES retro receiver when its out. This is so sweet.

2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19

That controller looks cheap as fuck.

maybe a working prototype

where the lewd at niggas come on man

Look again nerd, its only the male inklings that have pants, the girls still have their spats.

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I think there's a male with spats too
Customizable pants confirmed

You're both blind. Both genders wear pants and spats.

Did you just assume my clothing

Can you wear mayonnaise?

W-why

If splatoon drops on NX launch, I will get it day 1.

CELEBRATION THREAD

I SAID WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LEWD GODAMMIT

Nip are waiting to see the full selection of hair styles and gear before they drop a ton of lewds probably.

user are you 4? Was the Wii U your first console? The new machine comes out then the old machine gets no more games it's been happening for 25 years.

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Downgraded ports, at best.

How many first party sony games did sony put out on both the PS3 and PS2 please inform me I would like to know.

It doesn't bother me much but I'd like to have some new material to work with.

Here's hoping for Octolings to play as

No wonderful 101 for pump up music?

The Megas have some pretty hype tracks, they work pretty well for lifting, at least.

HARDER THAN STEEL

I'm only 4 levels in Please no bully

Of course they’re exclusive, you fucking faggot. How retarded would you have to be to think otherwise?

You're in for quite a ride then.

WOMB-Y

In front of my honorable ambitions. Realize your insignificance as you splatter away!

I don't use the gyro controls anyway. Most people like it, I know, but it doesn't feel as intuitive to me as it seems to for others.

Left-most squid boy looks like a complete faggot, though

they gotta appeal to the kids, so the nu-hairstyles are all gonna be in sadly.

Everything is an Xbox controller

NX WILL RELEASE EARLY BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "WOOMY SWAG" IN THIS THEAD

Octoling Pride

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cute
CUTE

Check m8 Japan

i wish to hug squids. please make my dream come true, find the magic lamp

way too fuggin' cute, fam

what font is that?

P A N T S
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What was the last Wonderful One you got? I am just past the volcano area, not that it's a spoiler really.

I just got Wonder Pink if I recall correctly. I think the last I recall we were gliding across skyscrapers.

But it has been a WHILE, mind you

The levels are real big, I've got three more Wonderfuls, and I still have more to go.

OH WAIT now I remember. Just defeated the boss carrying the statue.

Laambo? Oh wow, you have a wild ride ahead.

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The First Wave: Splatoon is announced.
On this net, there is nothing but loli. Bony, prepubescent lolis.

The Second Wave: Splatoon is released.
Japs turn to the Squid Sisters and more developed squids.
Western tumblr faggots draw squidgirls with dicksboys and racemixing propaganda. As usual.

The Third Wave: ???

sex

Third wave is nothing but delicious Squid and Octo MILFs

why are you so pessimistic

Nothing better than Squid MILFS fam, except maybe Octolings

False
Marie is always superior
That said, Octolings are a close second

does playing as a squid girl make her less desirable to you?

No way man, squid girls are cute, like pats on the head cute, but I mean, let em age a bit first fam.

why?

Why indeed

theres enough room on lolis for squeezey bitz

But there's more room on a big squid.

makes sense

That's gonna look like shit.

So how about . . .

Spanttoon?

Oh no, my dick

Speak for yourself at least your *Gay* friend isn't drawing porn of your inkling

SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN

Post it, you know you want to

What do their feet look like?

They look like theyre just as sweaty and unwashed as their huge hyper cocks, both of which need a demanding, thorough cleaning

Special cases where otaku and BRs were still a market. The PS2 only survived till 2014 due to soccer games, the PS3 till this year due to Gundam and other otaku shit.

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I fucking called it

It was going to be enhanced ports

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Welp, that hype lasted for one day…

But at least if the Switch has more games going for it, maybe its not so bad to get one and play Splatoon on it.

Mumble down?

Does anybody have the backup mumble credentials?

Seems like we can do voice group chat on steam, who wants to play send us a message on steam.

I assume we already have each other added on steam

yeah, I thought that was going to be the case, especially from the bit of footage they showed off. It just didn't look like a full on sequel. The shitty thing is they'll probably shut down the Wii U's servers to get people to buy the Switch.

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Get in here, squiggers

Nintendo never stops at making me angry at their stupid business decisions

It's a sequel
There's no way they'd put that much effort into a port

and no more updates for the wii u one I bet

WE ARE 7 NOW, SUIGGERS! GET IN LAST SPOT!

OCTOLINGS SUUUCCCKKK DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's it like to bite a squid kid? Is their skin rubbery and easily pierced? Asking for a friend.

BUMP American Education Edition

Oh yes they do ;^3

Don't forget to BUILD THE REEF

Normal mumble is back up, 2 of us in here now.

It's down again, we moved to the backup in

Normal mumble is back. 3 of us now, would really like to get at least 3 more in here so we don't have to play this shitty rotation

WHY ARE THESE THINGS MORE COMFY THAN SPLATOON THREADS!?!

did this make a fuss with anyone?

why should we believe this person? especially when everything shown indicates it isn't an "enhanced" port. Hell how can you even port games from a Power architecture system to an ARM system?

I have a green one of those

get on my level

Mine's the dark blue one.

Just had to find a pillow on a search engine. Still they are quite comfy.

But those aren't octolings.

Can't wait for all the new cute hairstyles.

That's enough ranked for me. I don't wish to end lower than I started or lose what I gained.

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The guy who made the miiverse post had a penchant for making people angry and getting his posts deleted. Now I don't even see his account anymore.

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I'm a simple male faggot. I need inkling boys sucking dick badly.

Pic related.

it is a good day to die

I want to rape an inkling.

Why must this thread be plagued with such flagrant faggotry.

Suck off already

1. You have no fucking idea how software development works.
2. Yes, there’s no evidence the person is truthful.

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Because when people who talk about the game leave all that's left are the faggots. To remedy that you can talk about fun matches or just how you are changing as a player. I happen to have better matches now in the two zone splatzones, so I guess the matches I first played were just not in my favor.

No, you don't understand, I want to rape an inkling.

I want to suck a squid boy's huge dong

squid is for hug

So my fellow squids and degenerate octarian sympathizers, what additions are you hoping for? What new hairstyle do you want your Inkling 2.0 to wear? What new clothes? What weapons? What new abilities? What do you want to see?
And most importantly, what addition would ruin Spla2n for you? Are you worried?

I want a dumb squid mohawk and some new non-hat head equipment. I just want to look like a weird punk edgelord and splat more squids. Different splattershots would be cool too.

Rainmaker >Splatzones >Tower control

Splatzones >tower control >rainmaker

Splatzones > Rainmaker >>>>>>> Tower control

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You don't seem to be catching my drift, I wan't to rape an inkling.

Squid is not for rape
Squid is for consensual sexual intercourse

You seem to be misunderstanding what I mean, I want to rape an inkling.

I know exactly what you mean
I'm trying to say it will never happen
I'm sorry

Wait a sec dude, you don't seem to comprehend the meaning of my statement, I want to rape an inkling.

Fug meant for

You want to rape an inkling. I get it. But inklings are not for rape.

I'm not sure that we're on the same page, I want to rape an inkling.

Bless you

Pic related

What if an inkling boy sat on your face and tooted? but only a little bit

Man I'm bored

Whose up for signing up for Tournaments with the clanfags and beat them. If there's ever a big event

I am

Who are you supposed to be?

The competitive scene has moderate large tournaments every month or two. Do some digging on [SQUID FORUM] and find some dates.

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I want to rape that inkling.

It's funny that you mentioned this

battlefy.com/splatoon
splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/152300860179/grab-three-friends-and-get-ready-for-the-splatoon

Prizes for the top team of4 squid kids. I wanna make a team. Any of you fags interested?

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I'm interested. NNID is DynamiteLover.

When I'm home I'll start getting things together

BUT DOES THAT MEAN I CAN IMPORT OR CONTINUE ON MY SQUID OR DO I GOTTA START OVER?

I wish there was a version with just the squid sounds, it gets weird with both in it.

It means its not happening yet, the footage wasn't of actual game software

Source of webm?

Fuck I dunno.

So does anybody wanna make a team for

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see

uh that's me, user.

So wait a conveniently tourney comes into action

Sweet

Im in

Here I went and made a team on Battlefy since that's how you need to sign up.
go.battlefy.com/0x8BrROQibHq

If this fills up anybody else is free to make a team too.

This better not be some faggy team name for fucks sakes

Is Infinite Ink faggy?

Isnt that already a clan

Then again the retards at squid boards already have a clan called Infinity

But its whatever I can join up. We have a decent Number of people in the mumbles on the weekend

who cares, it's just a team name for just this thing.

That's good, I've been meaning to get into the mumbles more. This is a good enough reason to.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS MUSEUM FOR THE GOD DAMN SPLATZONES ROTATION

Oh and in case people were wondering the prizes

I've never joined the Mumble or squaded with y'all, so I bring you some official tournament footage instead.

Im in the mumble if anyone wants to practice.

Comfy Prizes for a comfy game

This fucking website.

Also, if you knew your fucking history, you'd have named it team Callie Best Squid and started a tradition of shitposting. Infinite Ink is a perfectly normal name, and thus unacceptable.

Why on earth not?

But Callie isn't the best squid

It's the name we picked when we joined a tournament back in October 2015 and I think its a good name

But that's wrong.
you don't need to namefag

fiiiiine

>I don't have the tech on-hand to be in front of our only TV and talk in a Mumble server at the same time
>Even if none of the above mattered, I'm too shy

I knew you'd come around.

The other stuff is pretty real, but that part wouldn't matter. We have a guy from Sweden playing with us regularly.

oh, by the way, it's spelled "premises"

He's not muslim user

Right, sorry. I get that mixed up all the time.

He's from Finland.

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ur oc sux

thanks Squid Lo

Hoy m8 I'd drop that knife if I were you.

I've got nothing left to lose. Your imposter won't fool me.

Have a prize

I would have preferred to name mine Dogs Won FandS to illustrate just how humble the truly best team was

Bump and reminder if you're in NA and you want to sign up for:

Go here
go.battlefy.com/0x8BrROQibHq
There's one spot open (due to the glitch mentioned) but I would like to get maybe some backups, at least 2. I wanna try to get things planned and organized by this weekend. If there are more than 4 that want to sign up for this feel free to make another team and post the invite link here.

Followup video to

Guess I'll make an account

this site is shit

This "game" looks awful.

(you)

So far we have 3 ppl Registered for the tournament.

Anyone down to twin squad I feel like practicing abit

I'm in mumble.

We got 3 in mumble.

as long as it consensual and fresh rape then its probably alright

Some of you Octolings are alright. Don't make an appearance in Splatoon 2.

Signed up, looks like we have four now. Would be nice to get the duplicates off so that we can register backups.

nice desu ne

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Fuck, a tourney finally comes up and I'll be out on vacation
Oh well, I suppose.

Oh shit, it looks like I'll be back before it starts! I'll join as a sub when I get back… if I can

In the meantime, I'll be away for the next two weekends, I hope someone can stream so I can watch those broadcasts

Good luck at squidfights without your Premier Brush Champion!

Sssswweeeetttttt

Squid cuntboys don't exist though, so what's the point

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does that mean we got four streamers now?

Yes. Im Streaming right now.

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hi

I found the name of the un-squidded song from that webm, at least.
とびだせ!バンキッキ (Casual Killer remix)

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More like

Jamal get out.

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I need your Opinion what do you think this is?

A deliciously fresh cboy squid being shown how things really work

No I think the dick need veins it looks like a corndog LOL

a bald man wearing a toque during a windy day

I'd eat a deepfried squidboy cock
Right in front of him too

I wanna see him cry

We need one more for quads

but I was about to go to sleep
maybe tomorrow

So, are we doing anything for these tournaments coming up this weekend or no?

nvm, joined.

I am ROBop

Good gosh that is lewd

The first one happens Nov 5, dummy.

It will be a slow climb, but once I get to s+ I'll make a second account and join you guys.

you don't loose rank when you are playing with us fam

It's all comfy unranked funsies with us, although some of us do play ranked together.

Not me on ranked mind you, my internet connection has been shit lately and it was bad enough hitting 54 on S and then dropping down to 25 because of internet connection

…christ, I thought that was Jim Cornette for a second

thanks

Saturday night Bump~

What's the average rank of people from this thread?
I'm kind of tempted to try and play with folks with Holla Forums but i'm a B rank that plays only every other weekend.
also i've never used mumble before and i'm kind of self conscious about just throwing myself into the server like i belong.

I don't play it, or even own it

Most of the regulars are S.
You should still play with us when you can, though. Private matches aren't too serious and if we're squadding with a lower rank we have alt accounts we can use to avoid the S+ Japanese death squads.

Ay Thomas or who ever brought the tournament up if you're not gunna show up for practice quads with me and the other 3 dudes
.Or if you're not S or S+ you can count me out.

has this been announced even a single time

Two in mumble.

So is there still room on the team(s?) for one more.
I ask because i want to join in, but I don't have any non-mumble friends (and haven't been on Holla Forums in like half a week.)

There isn't any upper limit on the roster size as far as I can tell. There's a link to join earlier in the thread.

Of course, Thomas or whatever his name was seems to have disappeared, so that may necessitate the formation of a new team (which I will take care of if it becomes necessary).

Eh you can join thee mumble this week or weekend just add one of us and we'll just do some twin squads to warm you up

Got two in mumble. Come join for a not-at-all-spooky-or-Halloween-themed Halloween Splatoon party with friends.

Sorry I haven't been around due to reasons. I'll be around tomorrow.

Now we have three in Mumble. One more for death quads/double doubles.

Hold on might as well set up my stream cause im bored

bitch got an olympus mons

Do you get mad when Halo and Gears of War are Xbox exclusive too? What about games like Uncharted and Resistance being exclusive to the PS4?

Are you actually this retarded, user?

You really are young if you don't know what the PS2 and PS3 are. :^)

I was at work and you guys were having fun.

Why does it feel like it happened so long ago?

The only people who do this are either sonyggers, xdrones or PCucks.

I gotta be honest, Its more like "shit its been a year already?"

Yeah that too.
Where does the time go?

Wow Polygons article about Splatoon becoming an E-Sport is just so bad even all the top Clan fags are laughing at these cucks

TL;DR Polygon only focuses on Turf war and never even heard of ranked battle

archive.is/

Artist should kill himself.

That sounds really funny user. Now if only someone would post an archive link for it.

Try again.

here. I'm sorry guys but I won't be able to do the tourney this Saturday so I deleted the team. If someone else wants to make a team and shit go for it and post the invite link for other anons in the thread.

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archive.is/5LxaA

My B

One last bit of news before the next thread: youtube.com/watch?v=_Duj4Z3ouIo
Nintendo finally got around to that Splatoon crossover with Animal Crossing they've been teasing for half a year.

In short, AC got a hefty update to add amiibo compatibility, and scanning compatible cards or figurines will spawn the equivalent NPC(s) at the new campsite. You can go into their camper van, buy copies of their clothes and furniture, and convince most of them to move into town officially.

Callie and Marie have gained squirrel doppelgängers called Cece and Viché, and scanning any Inklings (in Kid or Squid forms) spawns an octopus villager by the name of Inkwell (who has most of the good shit in his RV). Also, the NPCs spawned randomly by the Legend of Zelda amiibo are fucking amazing; keep watching the video after the Splatoon section.

I'm going to be in Mumble for the next little while. Feel free to drop in and twin squad with me.

I guess I'll take care of it, then.

We're up to 5 now.

We have seven!
SOMEONE GET IN HERE!

The Splatoon Showdown Series is a tournament series beginning this weekend and happening each weekend in November.

I think it would be cool to have a team and compete. Each tournament will have qualifiers one weekend and finals the following weekend (the first one this weekend is just the qualifiers, but after that the finals and qualifiers of different tournaments take place on the same weekend), and each tournament will feature exclusively one game mode. Coming up this weekend is Turf War. The tournament has no restrictions on gear or weapons.

Because the top three teams receive four sets of sweet lucre, including a poster signed by the developers and a squid plushie. For full information about the tournament series, read this: battlefy.com/splatoon/splatoon-showdown-series-turf-war-qualifier-1/5807e0c2380ac13203cb764e/info

The matches are best of 3, single elimination. Unless we win big, you won't waste your time. See the schedule for start times, etc.

If you would like to be part of the (un)official Holla Forums Splatoon thread team, please follow this link: go.battlefy.com/6ZmcUYu9oZab
Make sure you:
1) create a Battlefy account to sign up. Battlefy is a terrible website and signing up as a guest doesn't do anything but create duplicate team members.
2) in the thread, state the NNID of the account you plan to play with so other anons can add you without digging around in Battlefy's shitty UI
3) indicate whether you'd like to be on the opening lineup, or if you'd prefer to be backup in case someone else can't make it
4) marvel at the knowledge people pay money for cosmetics, in random crates, for their avatars, on a Splatoon esports website

Hope to see you all on Saturday!

Already joined in.
NNID is G0LD27, with a zero
I'd like to be in the front lines, but if i end up as backup it won't bother me too much.

joined in as well
nnid is LenaBena97
put me down as front line, but i'm also alright with being backup

The submit button on the Battlefy invite won't work no matter what browser or device I use.

Shall I make the new thread?

are we at limit or about to fall off the board?

both

Then do it.

So do I have to make the new thread?

Why are you still here? Get to making the thread.

almost done

New thread

Told you fucking niggers this shitty tablet was only going to get ports, AKA: RE-RELEASES

Not even ONE exclusive at launch