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Alright Holla Forums, which 2hu would you lovingly hold hands with?

General 2hu shit. Still enjoying fangames anons? Found any new comfy 2hu music?

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2hu is for casuals

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Marisa a qt
But Koishi is qter

Where is the best place to get the games? The site on /2hu/ had all the links taken down.

I use Isozone, Nicoblog and Doujinstyle. Shrine is good for fangames.

this lovely beetle

GAS THE YOUKAI, YOUKAI WAR NOW

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marisa is prime hand holding material but id be lying if i said my first choice wouldnt be fairies

Doesn't Moriya Shrine have all the official games and a lot of fangames? I usually go there for my fix

The best one, obviously. All other 2hus are a shit in comparison.

The links on Moriya Shrine are still alive, you just have to get them from the individual sub sections on the menu.
For example moriyashrine.org/classic-era-th6th95.html is for 6 to 9.

DO NOT GAS THE NIGHTBUG, SHITCUNT

Little girl fairies are cute (and natural onaholes :^)))))

Restarting Touhou Lab for the third time again because of HDD failure and its still fun as fuck

Oh, I'm just fucking retarded. Thanks anons.

Sakuya obviously

Wow, not even 100 posts in and /2hu/ has already infested this thread with their usual cancer.

What?

You will never lovingly hold her hand while watching fireworks together.

When is the new 2hu game coming?

NEVER SAY NEVER

pink or white remi?

Hina.

Haven't really been playing the games myself lately. Recently tried out IN again on a fresh score file, captured more Marisa cards than usual, only to fuck up on Reisen as usual. Might try again later for Final B.

Good taste

I wonder if Sumireko will ever be back. I've always liked the characters whose only motivation is entertainment and/or curiosity, and I'm curious to see how an Outside Worlder would mesh with Gensokyou residents when NOT studying them as a curiosity or fearing for her life.

I can't figure out which one is my favorite. I'm losing sleep over this.

Just take a guess and stick with it.

Just think with whom you'd feel better holding hands.
At least, that's how I roll.

Why is she so perfect?

Because she doesn't exist, user!

;_;

I'm torn between Youmu and Marisa. Marisa would be the best to go on adventures with, I love tomboys. But Youmu would be the perfect housewife.

This is why the Japanese games industry is superior.

youmu has to have a tomboy streak

Commit Gensoukyou

I want to eat food with Rumia.

There is a Doujin where Youmu is a boy.

every witch must burn

Go with white if you're a complete faggot.

Give us a list of all the ones ya like and we'll help you decide!

Shinmyoumaru inchling adventure game when? I've been waiting for so long it hurts.

I feel you user.

Pink.

Bump.

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I just pre-ordered a ps4 copy of Touhou Shinpiroku - Urban Legend in Limbo.

How goy am I?

>PS4
>Pre-order
That's a solid good goy rating.

there's more than one touhou game on that shit?

You deserve to be bullied goy.

The PS4 was a gift, and I got 6 years of PS+ for free from a store that was closing down.

There is a fuck load in japan. Only two have gotten localized so far, two more announced but NISA cancer is doing it. Apparently NISA injected some horribly dated memes/awkward pop culture references in the ones they touched.

well that knocks you down a few points
sounds like par for the course of NISA.

But isn't it NISA?
Either way, you fucked up with preordering.

I'm importing it, I don't give NISA money regardless of how much they're involved/how little money they get/how much I want the game.
it's usually cheaper to pre-order imports than getting them after release when the prices sky rocket

Who's the pink hair girl?

Mamizou.

They're all Mamizou. :^)

Alright I've given this a lot of thought
>I want to cuddle, marry and have children with Hakurei Reimu

Reimu is a good girl!

Today

I will

Remind

Them

I still miss those times

I would cuddle with Riesen, but also Sanae. Suika too, is a good option.

Kagiyama confirmed for beyblade

I would pat the meido

Meidos are nice.

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newfag question here. Where the hell do I even begin with this series?

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Save a bunch of pictures and talk about how cute the fairies are

6 is the start of the reboot, then there are a bunch of manga. the order you read them dosen't really matter, but you can refer to relatiwe release order if you like.

You can do that too, but what would really help is to start with the very first one. These are some of the characters from the first game. They start the count at 6, which is kind of weird. :^) The fighting games are fun too.

Does Gensokyo belong to the Nords?

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I wish I was around then, I need a little context here

I'd hold hands with all of them.
In a big hand-holding circle-jerk.

Me too. Playing for the thread was loads of fun.

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The road to hell is paved with the sins of toohoo fags

nyaa.se

It was a good thread for little girls

Yeah. I haven't played PoFV in years now, and I miss getting beat up for choosing random characters in soku

1-5 worth playing?
Why the fuck was it rebooted anyway?

Its all on the touhou wiki I believe, so go search.
And yes they are worth playing what the fuck are you waiting for nigger

I'd hold hands and also do a lot more

6 is when the series moved to Windows and got more popular. Saying reboot is wrong.

1 is a different type of game. Keep that in mind before going in.
2 gets the series on track as a shmup
I honestly don't have memory of 3 and 4. That's not to imply they were bad or anything, just that I don't remember what they were like. It's been a while.
5 is when Mima fucks everything up by burning the magical realm of Makai to the ground and killing their goddess, who happens to be Alice's mother.

Old Gensokyo and New Gensokyo were two completely different settings. ZUN himself had to state that 1-5 are from a different canon because it confused so many people, and because of the rampant Mimafags.

Wouldn't she just be pure muscle under the clothes? Would be like cuddling a tiny bodybuilder.

A romhack of Minish Cap where you play as tiny bowl loli would be pretty cool. too bad Nintendo would DMCA it the moment it got a little popular

They are a bit different, but by all means they stand up to their windows brethren

Seems we both have the same cannon for that one fam

That is just the beginning

Never saw the Touhoumons get a DMCA. It should be fine if you replace the Zelda assets with your own work.

Never mind, I was thinking of something else when I read reboot and wasn't clear on its meaning.

Genji reappearance when

halloween loli games

To add to that, 3 was a competitive shooter where the goal was to survive bullet spam long enough to spam attacks on your opponent side. Pretty fun, also had several playable characters including someone not even from Touhou. The 4th was an improvement on the shmup formula, and closer to the modern titles. It also introduced the best pc-98 2hu.

And I thought 5 was more about Yuuka's playful genocidal rampage on her quest to become Youkai Moe?

I prefer to think of her strength as some kind of youkai magic, there's no way that someone with her frame could be that strong.
That way she can be dominant and lovable.

Who exactly? I don't remember
Wrong, but close.
Nah, Yuuka seems like she'd just tend to her turf instead of going around looking for fights.

Ellen, think she was originally a favorite of ZUN's from a manga if I remember right.

Just did a quick search and indeed, seems she isn't from ZUN but from Hatarakimono

GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT

shes an oni

All oni are youkai, but not all youkai are oni.

I like Yuyuko and Yukari.
They seem like they're fun to hang out with.
Since hanging out with either of them successfully means cheating death.

oni are ridiculously strong, and whats more ridiculous than a loli?

Are the 2hu mangas worth a read? Are the ones on the Shrine translated or moonrunes?

Sanae > Reimu.

> burning the magical realm of Makai to the ground and killing their goddess, who happens to be Alice's mother.
What? That's pretty sad.

Best.

Well, I found Silent Sinner in Blue to be quite nice overall.
Forbidden Scrollery is okay.
The ones about fairies I only read the first volume and found it pretty boring tbh, but it should get better from the second volume.
Yea, all the printworks on the Shrine are translated in english

Great, thanks user.

When clownpiece comes along it gets better.

How do I get over the overwhelming dread? I'm dying left and right on normal on stage 3. To make matter worst apparently touhou is on the easy side of the danmaku genre.

they're good shmups my dood

Switch games.
Let the adrenaline be your hands.
Don't stick to one game and memorize every pattern, or else you'll just drain the fun out of it.
Because even if you do memorize the patterns, you're still going to end up dying to them.

I thought there was an translated version? I remember seeing some one youtube? Was there more then one?

I can confirm this, I played the extra stage in LOLK for a long time memorizing all the patterns only to finally beat it with Reisen.

What I meant to say was that I died a lot even though I memorized all the patterns.

I want to cuddle with yuugi

There are 3 Gensou Shoujos. Only the first one (E) is translated, the rest are still in moonrunes, since cracking the files is pretty tedious

There's 4 now.

Shit they don't waste any time do they?

If only they'd add English. Guess good a time as any to learn moonrunes. Keine best theme in 1.

For E the best character themes are definitely for Youmu and Marisa. The best attack themes are the ones for Eternal Meek and Master Spark.
Youyoumu has pretty good soundtrack overall, the ones that strike me as the best are Suika's character theme and Mima's event theme. Special mention to the prismrivers combination theme

Sorry but someone knows the sauce of this?
Google gives nothing

honk honk

forbidden scrollery

Thank you, user!

If she's so good then why didn't she reappear in any of the windows games?

Getting a hug from Hijiri probably is as close to heaven as a mortal can get, considering she's basically the setting's Jesus.

But gods help you if you actually make her angry.

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I have the same issue yet I cannot for the life of me bring myself to accept this suggestion
I've started playing touhou with the first pc98 highly responsive to prayers one and straight up started playing on lunatic going for the 1 credit clear, it took me 2 months, countless runs, maybe more but I beat it, no continues, all 5 stages, now I've been playing touhou 2 (on lunatic, going for 1cc as well of course) for 3 months and I can't fucking get past stage 3 no matter what I do and I'm starting to give up and abandon all hope.
The git gud mentality has poisoned me and I can't ever escape it.

Keep going user, you'll do it eventually.

Well, what do you know, I just gave it another shot, beat my highscore and almost got to the 3rd stage boss, something I haven't managed before now. I guess there's still hope.

Good going user.

Also why the fuck aren't the other OSTs on Shrine yet?

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pup cup

Which tuhu would you eat?

you mean like cunnilingus?

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2hus are not for eating, harming or bullying.

I would eat Mokou's liver, if she offered it to me.

What about those that drunk the hourai?

Pussy.

Some bullying is ok

NTR is ok?

Fuck no.

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No.

Light teasing is fine, but full on bullying is bad.

NTR is one of the worst types of harm you could ever do, and is absolutely heretical.

You would rather let whatever touhou you like watch you age and die than eat some immortality liver and live forever with her? Also aside from Mokou they are all moon bitches who deserve hard bullying anyway.

come on, its not THAT bad.

It most definitely is that bad.

It is that bad, netori is almost acceptable in some situations but NTR is always the worst fetish.

worst than scat? or guro?

guro yes, scat maybe. Depends how disgusted you are on a physical versus mental level.

I want to lick Remilia's tummy.

With Mokou you could probably extract the elixir from the liver and not actually eat it, but that's an incredibly special circumstance. She'd have to be willing to accept you eating a part of her, as well as accept bestowing the curse on someone she loves. If Mokou decides to share her immortality with you that's her call, but in any case please do not eat the 2hus.
As for Kaguya/Eirin, you could probably get Eirin to make some elixir for you instead. Plus the lunar exiles are pretty nice in my opinion. Please don't bully.

Which 2hu would you tie up and tickle to death?

Well, only one solution now.

I would never force Mokou to let me eat her liver, she is a good girl who deserves nothing but love. Fuck the moon bitches though.

But they'd die if you did that

Tenshi would probably enjoy it.

Gets a laugh everytime I see this.

Yes it is.

Cirno. Hands down.

Is this.. is such thing even fetish?

What is Deviantart.

are there any male 2hus?

Yeah, unfortunately. It's a thing; if you don't know about this piece of shit fetish then you've probably not ventured too far from Holla Forums.

Rinnosuke is the only that comes to mind.

ooolala

Mankind was a mistake

How the fuck is she going to cast with that. Look how long the line is.

Mods are asleep post fairies

I don't have any or I would.

Can anyone else appreciate when artist remember to draw meiling with her pants on?

I feel like its a bit of a rarity in fan art of her.

Why do you never talk about the video games?
Why do are you continuing to act like meme-spouting gaylords when you're all at least 20 to 30?

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is mercedes a touhou

I think a majority of Touhou fans don't actually play the games, and those that do are not into the Lunatic mode. The Lunatic players are more likely to talk to other lunatic players on boards specifically for 2hu already.

As for the memes, I'm sure its because people like to have fun while posting some of there favorite characters.

I mean, we could start talking about crossovers if you want something else to talk about :^)

But she can control her muscle density

Given how most started with the porn, that's no surprise.

You must be pretty fucking new

Jesus holy christ

Given how fucking widespread that cancer is with infecting everything, is it even a surprise?

I offer you, the death

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This doesn't beat Fallout Equestria.

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i kind of wish zun stuck with the gradius motif for the duration of the song

Seriously. Touhou infected everything (and to an extent still does).

I think people just tolerate it more because there isn't that "this is for little girls" stigma that comes with ponies.

Sage for some what off topic.

That sounds awesome.
I keep forgetting to play this one. Has it been fan translated yet?

Pretty sure there may be one with the patcher.

for starters Touhou is a thing since 20 years ago, while ponyfaggotry was just a fad for miserable faggots who find anime too culturally distant with few honorable exceptions such as chris-chan who found OG my little ponies entertaining

its just what happens when things are popular. especially when people like the characters. to be bothered by that is to be bothered that the wind moves.

its been translated for quite some time. i ended up using that patcher that some people dislike but it looks like theres a standalone patch these days if youd rather do that. en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Legacy_of_Lunatic_Kingdom#English_patches

Thanks for the link. I'll give the game a go when I wake up. looking forward to playing it.

Touhouvania is pretty fucking great. Shouldn't have put it off for so long.

Today's honk situation: none

HONK

Honk

Pants Meiling is great. Meiling is great.

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reimu that doesnt even make sense

2hus have super neck powers due to their silly hats and accessories, which allows them to wear hats which would otherwise break their anime necks

no, the ying yang symbol in her pumkin

Her ability is floating, of course she'd find creative uses for it.

my nigga

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is that how she makes my heart float?

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dunno about that

Don't really know what I was expecting.

Shanghai is for tenderly loving.

i thought people liked matryoshka dolls :^)))))))))))))
good news, these are the only other ones i have

2hus in general are, except Seija

Reminds me of this.

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t-thanks, 8ch.

have some shanghai as compensation

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All of the male 2hus live in the Human Village like rare animals and there are very few games that touch on it, and fewer it appears in
mainline:
fightan:
Both fighting games show men (because Urban Legend is Hopeless 2.0, really) while Imperishable does not show any character, as is tradition.
Otherwise, you get
nonhuman and a boss
turtlebro and catbro
and that's it

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Can't argue with those trips, Satan.

But that raises a question, who is Satan in gensokyo?

I thought it was obvious.

If you fuck Shanghai, are you in turn fucking Alice?

China

Shanghai (unfortunately) does not share any sort of sensation with Alice, as far as I know.
Youmu/Myon however are the go to character for that.

This is something I can appreciate.

Labyrinth of Touhou 2 plus disk when

CHINA

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Patchy best girl

How are the PS4 games, by the way? That fighting game looks like the usual Dragon Ball Battle of Z clone Japan is obsessed with these days, but the supposed fan game looks interesting.

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I want to tickle her armpits.

I want her to tickle my armpits

I want her to tickle my dick

Translation is NISA, so shit by that standard.

I want to tickle her dick.

I wonder how many game-breaking bugs have they managed to squeeze in.

She is the best.

0/400+ on her extra stage, fuck my life

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She's a big girl

Here is naked Tewi, she clearly has no dick. I'm sorry but your fantasy is unreasonable user.

Gonna fuck the millennia-old rabbit.

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Never underestimate the power of Eirin's medicine!
exhentai.org/g/891307/f00be4af97/

That's totally temporary user, a dick would be too inconvenient to have with the type of clothing she prefers.

Who said it had to be permanent?

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Ever read "Calpis x Trap?"

That was the doujin that got me into this kind of shit

Oh hey, me too.
It's probably still my favorite.

WOW surrounded by GAYS in here

It's not gay if it's a girl with a penis :^)

Oh look what I found

fucking a girl, I agree
fucking a guy, shiggy diggy

Which 2hu has the most sensitive armpits?

What if it's a girl with a penis fucking a guy?

then its gay. ka'nt u reed/

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prismrivers dont get enough love anymore

So besides waifus
Is any of you still playing or reading touhou?

All the hype is gone and all the doujin and art from the moon is gone since like a year

pic related

Zuns lazy ass
It would require for him to fix his discontinuity form touhou 5 to 6
Also would require for him to make some past or background for reimu and marisa and some other characters
And yukari and yuyuku replaced her has the character who messes with reimu and the ghost with some past

user, why aren't there brown Touhous?

are the creators racists?

I know this is b8, but nips are among the most racist people out there. But the likeliest reason for the lack of brown 2hus is that ZUN probably doesn't like brown lolis.

As they should be, no good comes of shitskins.

Reading PMiSS myself. It's comfy.

2hu is the most redpilled anime out there

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I've read all the printworks, and I'm up to date as far as clarste time goes with the three ongoing ones.

What's the best of the printworks?

i was expecting that image to explain why 2hu is natsoc but it doesn't, it just says it is.

Being a WN but not 2hu fan I have no idea what this particular series has to do with natsoc compared to just animu and mango in general.

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Marisa steals like a nigger though.
You may as well say Kikes are aryan because they "grab every change they can to strengthen and enlighten themselves" regardless if it was just or moral and at the expense of others.
It's just Holla Forums trying to pander to weebs.

AWWWWW SHEEEET

I don't know which one I would hold hands with. I'm right now playing eosd again. It's still fun when I come back to it. I'm playing as Marisa right now.

Probably doesn't really play the games. I'm going to guess it's an autist trying a bit too much. I wish the election would be over alreadyI'm glad that there are a ton of happenings so the kek posters aren't shitting it up the board like they used too.

Why not the actual main character?

I thought it was pronounced toe-hoo

Isn't that the same thing? Besides, why do amerilards need to transcribe everything into their incoherent "phonetic alphabet" to read it? Isn't roumaji better in every way?
Do you have any idea how stupid that looks?

It's not anime or it wouldn't be on Holla Forums, and that post is bullshit.
When will this meme die?

That fan made animu is pretty solid, shame it's only 7 episodes long.

Dis manga is gitting gud.

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