Best game ever? What the fuck, Japan?

Best game ever? What the fuck, Japan?

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Good taste.

Spoiler that shit goddamn user. I almost threw up.

Listen to this maniac

In other words, Toriyama rented a botnet.

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Remember gents..this is Japan. Always assume that the Japanese are actively trolling the world.

I want to lick her armpits

famitsu is the IGN of Japan, arguably even worse

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fuck you nigga she the best.

reminder that anime is not an artform.

I tried Lightning Returns the other day thinking it was something it wasn't. It was like they managed to smash together the worst parts of FFXIII with the worst parts of an action RPG. I could've even tolerated the sloppy seconds thirds of the story if the gameplay wasn't abysmal. If you're not going to give me a Dragon Quest clone, at least have the audacity to do something wildly and drastically different, like with XII or with X-2. The XIII series is just inexplicably awful.

kek, even Western shill reviewers wouldn't have the balls to say something liek that. Just how bought and paid for is gaming journalism in Japan?

They do it for free

This thread is making me hungry

Not like you are wrong about combat system.

But the story of Lightning Returns is pure shit. I never seen a story worse than this coming from japan.

Hello reddit

I know that feel bro

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Onion Knight is objectively the best FF protagonist.

Anime is shit and so is /a/.

bruh

Even Jews fear the Samurai, since when the Samurai decides to Jew, he Jews even harder than a real Jew.

So are video games, yet here we here

Trying to dig up the thing about Famitsu giving Crisis Core (a fundamentally broken and unplayable game) 35/40 (or 7/7/7/7/7) after withholding the review for weeks after release. Can't find it.

I'm one of those brain-damaged fucks that actually enjoyed FFXIII for whatever reason, and even I would not be audacious enough to suggest it is anywhere near the top half of the genre, much less the industry.

Get out furfag. Superior FFIX girl coming through.

It's an even bigger circlejerk than its Western counterpart.

Video games are less shit than anime.

Freya isn't just the best ff9 girl, she's one of the best in the entire series.

Fuck off and die you furfag piece of shit. You might be welcome on cuckchan, but you are never going to be welcome here.

Fucking furfag.

Who said anything about /a/? All I did was point out how he got triggered by anime

Japanese Gamergay when?

Toriyama's waifu can't be wrong.

I mentioned /a/ because most shitposters always have shit taste, and who else has the shittiest taste but /a/?
Saging because offtopic.

Nigger u wot?

FFXIII did a lot of things right. Snow, Sazh and the lesbians were decent characters, the music was actually really good and the visuals, from the enemies to the areas, were fantastic. The battle system was easily the worst, though. You pressed a button maybe once every six or seven seconds, and it was usually the same button each time. The character progression was the sphere grid again, except it's just a line this time and your off classes were just long, long chains of small stat ups.

This is why you will all be executed.

Unlikely to happen because of the conformist society and how the people there only talk shit on imageboards while being complete normalfags in their daily lives, including even the NEETs.

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gross

Still not the right one but here we go.

wired.com/2009/08/famitsu-monster-hunter/

I can never wrap my head around why this makes people so angry.
I wouldn't know, why would you?

I like her character more. Beatrix is probably my second favorite. I don't know if I could choose a best FF girl in general.

Fatface

You need to go back to school, user-kun.

Because I was there in 2014.

The only thing I can think of is /trash/. If furshit is welcomed with open arms on cuckchan, it must have been a recent development.

Fuck off you furfag piece of shit.

You need to regain control of your life.

You are a fucking disgrace.

Kill yourself

You mean Marty? That wasn't welcomed. That shit was pushed hard along with dragon dildos. It was people trying to sell shit.

Were you even here in August 2014? I'm sure you remember that guy unboxing his vidya related doujin, the anthro characters in games thread and the Solatorobo threads that weren't porn dumps. Maybe you should go back to cuckchan.

Are you sure that some faggot shilling his paysite OC was welcomed furfaggotry?

Fuck off you furfag piece of shit.

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All you're doing is confirming that you fucking furfags are just as bad as you ever were. Kill yourselves.

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whats this nignog so upset about other than the fact that his skin color invalidates him as a human?

The Soviets really should have ass-raped Japan, rather than let the Americans nuke it like a bunch of faggots.

how is nuking not ass raping?

I meant literal ass-raping. Everything would've turned out for the better had the Soviets taken Japan as a vassal.

the commies would have destroyed their half of the country just like korea and germany.

Bravely Default is the best Final Fantasy game.

Go back to /k/ if you want to choke on Soviet dick all day.

It's art that isn't an anime form.

Reminder that most eastern euopean countries are still completely fucked up today. So fucked up that they need third aid relief and they can't sustain their own economy. Even now many decades after soviet occupation.

That's what an assraping is. That's what communism is.

i suppose they would be full of mosques and feminists by now too then, if that were to have happened.

Wikipedia is citing sources that say those things.

America took Japan, and look where they are now, the most decadent, despicable, degenerate nation on earth. Correlation does not always mean causation, but I feel in this case it might.

America occupied Germany too, whose to say that America isn't to blame?

Again if we take inspiration from real life instead of imagination. Then its more likely that the Japanese industry wouldn't be running. Japan wouldn't have been capable of latching on to technology and basically be in much worse condition than now. And more Nationalistic. Korea is because of China, not Russia.

Oh of course it would also mean no anime and no video game industry in Japan.

anime isn't unartistically from that

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This is bait.

losing a war to america is the best thing that can happen to your country. maybe germany shouldnt have been a part of the eu

Both anime and video games would still exist user, they'd be different, maybe better. Remember, the perfect game was made in the USSR.

No, I meant America is the most degenerate nation on earth, Japan is quite low in notoriety.

First of all: Learn to read.
Second of all: Give us a basis for these claims.

OPINION DESCARTES

Buddy have you seen Britain or South Korea lately? Shit like those make me almost appreciate being a burger.

I guess I need to work on my reading comprehension. But are you sure you'd be so willing to call the US the most degenerate place on Earth? Wouldn't that title go to Sweden or the UK?

Japanese games media isn't any less corrupt than western, just less political.

Sweden is definitely the biggest degenerate. Fucking only country outside of ISIS that allows the ISIS flag.

get me out of this wack ass country nigga.

Just walk to Denmark and say you're a syrian refugee. Because at least its not Sweden.

He said that there'd be no anime industry in Japan, which is bullshit because anime is just Japanese cartoons, derived from Japanese comics. There'd still be a video games industry in Japan too, but it'd only reach North America through smuggling to and from the Philippines and other American puppet states.

Who do you think inspired them? America is the media king of the world, an idea can't become widespread, popular, and normalized without an American seal of approval. What makes America look less degenerate than it is is the fact that its decadence is spread out, there is no single hub of degeneracy in the USA. In the UK the filth is centred in London, in Germany its Berlin, but there isn't a decayed capital in the US. Condense the US into the size of Sweden, and you'd have a miscegenated mess of brown and black mongrels living in the most depressing, cookie-cutter buildings, eating mass-produced snack cakes and drinking corn syrup, listening to the hooting and hollering of a drugged up criminal and practicing superstition from every corner of the earth.

We have Ids here, cuckchanner. Also your definition of "industry" is fucked up.

Here we go again.

Flatass.

I don't pay attention to IDs, they remove anonymity for a single thread, and even that's cancerous.

whew nice save. you dont look like a complete fucking tool

we are aware of this, yes

I seriously don't pay attention to IDs though, why the hell should anyone? The thing that makes imageboards good is the fact you don't know who you're talking to at all, so you can call someone a faggot for something someone else said.

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But that is Kobeni.

Toriyama pls go

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Post more Lightning.So fucking hot

You could have said any other major city in the US, and it would've been just as accurate.

Holy shit you are so fucking new.

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All I got out of that was that you like to get away with being retarded. I'm glad I left 4chan 2 years ago. Samefagging was one of the worst things about it. In the time that I've been here, I've seen thread IDs catch a lot of obvious shills and retarded shitposters. If you don't like it, then you belong with hiroshimoot.

Nope, been here since around the Gamergoyim came. Found the post quality better than what I was used to and I stayed. Keep telling yourself that anyone who disagrees with you is a cuckchanner though.

Austin is getting there too (sadly).

which i do all the time, most anons dont seem to hold your id against you

The whole western world is getting there in one form or another, shit will hit a breaking point soon.

NICE
Dubs confirm Lightning is hot

Too bad they sucked too hard to beat them then, huh. No, what should've happened is the Japs shouldn't have been dumb enough to side with Hitler, and should've stuck with America in WW2, then we wouldn't have to worry about those Korean fucks today.

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How much Lightning will be in Kingdom Hearts 3?

These are the Japanese versions of IGN, user.

Goofy: Replaced by Lightning
Donald: Replaced by Lightning
Protagonist: Replaced by Lightning (cosplaying as Cloud)

do you want to play with fairies user?

Shame it's boring as fuck after the first loop. I was grinding for something when I quit and I don't even remember what.

Toriyama pls

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There's more than one?

Where's best fairy?

heh

HEH

HEH

let's be real here for a second Eiko is better

Doesn't Famitsu suck Square enix's cock really hard though? It's probably not genuine.

Reminder that the devs listed fucking Call of Duty(i think it was MW2, but i don't remember) as an inspiration for fucking FF13, which explains why the game is one endless hallway.

Square Enix is such a shitty company that continues to fail to create an deep and interesting world that other companies like Falcom do without issue.

How much of a hack is Toriyama? How many fans have had their favorite IP destroyed because of him?

Not going to happen.

Only Chapters 5 and 6, 7 and 8 are amazing, some great fights.

They do. FF10, despite being the worst of the series up to that point, was the first game ever to get a perfect 40.

That explains so fucking much of what is wrong with modern Square.

And all this close to the release of a certain title, pure coincidence huh?

I could've sworn the game came out last month, did it get delayed so that the foreigners wouldn't get their feefees hurt about Japan getting it first again?

In other news IGN has called Nu man's sky GOTY!

was lightning even a girl, "she" looked like all the other androgynous fucks FF has pumped out so far, didn't help that she's able to go through most, if not all of the game without really emoting.

Fairies are the best.

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Gooks were pretty degenerate well before the war.
They had plenty of sexual artwork and novels even during their "antique" history (7-9th century AD).
The situation only grew worse as time went on. People shit on Christianity all the time, but at least it promoted the idea of chastity, even though the practice was sometimes a far cry from the ideal, especially today.

The Japanese don't even have that.

Japan has absolutely shit taste in Japanese things.

LEARN YOUR RACIST SLURS. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE AN EDGELORD WHO NEEDS TO CURSE EVERY SENTENCE TO "FIT IN" WITH THE "BOARD CULTURE" AND YOUR EBIN PEPE MENES XD AT LEAST GET IT RIGHT YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
GOOK = KOREAN
JAP = JAPANESE
CHINK = CHINESE

Which then, 7 or 8? 8 I tend to cut a lot of slack for being so experimental, like Chrono Cross which came out around the same time, but it was admittedly terrible. 7 was also shit, and basically a Frankenstein of leftover ideas from 6, but I still found it better than 10's terrible grid that basically amounted to "your choice is whether or not you get a stat/move gain this level up"

Abrahamists pls go and stay go

they pretty much try to force it onto people

Seconding this - using "Gook" as a catch all for any Asian is like using "Frog" as a catch all for any white and considering how it concurs with Western developers trying to push Korea over Japan, it wouldn't surprise me if it's astroturfing

Best Game ever? What the fuck, America?

I only used it once, you nigger.
Don't get so offended.

With good reason.

Nigger you don't even know what words mean do you

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Other way around, the Koreans probably want everyone to use "Gook" as the catchall because they want to be the "default" Asian so badly.

Do you know what "nigger" means, user?
Because you're clearly either using that word with a broader definition in mind or don't know what it means.

If the only live action movies I had ever seen were the Transformers movies I'd believe that movies weren't an art form too. Or maybe I wouldn't because I'm not a fucking retard who is unable to comprehend the idea of there being works of art in a medium better than the very limited set that I've seen.

Go watch Grave of the Fireflies, Redline, and Howl's Moving Castle and tell me Japanese animation is not an art form.

Japan was a mistake.
You can feel the xenophobia but more than that how breathtakingly casual they are.
Holy shit.

No, he got the word right.

That's just Dengeki. It's fucking made for japanese casuals.

I didn't like 8, I respect how experimental it got as a game with the way it handled magic and equipment. It was still not fun, but I can at least give it credit for trying something that sounds interesting on paper. The story and cast are garbage though.

Pretty much what said, that's like judging you based on what GameInformer's readers think.

Squall was decent until the second disc, then it was RUINED.

*insert Squall dies at the end of disc 1 theory here*

He should have died. It would have been a much better than turning him into a huge pussy.

Toriyama is legitimately insane.

yes, i guess that's another word for NTR

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Has it ever occurred to you that referring to someone by the wrong slur can be even more effective at offending them? Like how the Irish get really fucking mad at people who call them scottish?

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What the fuck are you even going on about.

Apparently, the Japanese are confused and angered by freedom of choice and plots that try to engage you and make sense, and fucking love games that utterly railroad you and plots that devolve into both overconvoluted and ridiculously pointless psuedo-religious shit.

japan has shit taste in everything, they have literally never made a good video game
we should have just finished nuking them tbh

shes out collecting more fairies, theyre going to have a tea party and orgy or something

Satan wants to rain unholy hellfire on the gooks.

well you know, he wants to rain hellfire on everything

Yeah. Gooks have a serious chip on their shoulder over how the chinks and japs have always outdone them. Even flips aren't nearly as butthurt as gooks are, despite arguably having much more historical reasons to be (chink and jap imperialism fucked the over the flips much more than it ever fucked over the gooks).

Go back to bed Satan Kotick

That art is awful.

It was originally Valkyire Profile: Hrist but Toriyama hijacked it.

Goons need to get out. Stop subverting our cultute.

I honestly don't get what you're complaining about, could you elaborate on the problems you have with the gameplay?

I never got this sort of thing when people complain about the story of games like FFXIII or X or any of that. I was kind of raised on games like these, so maybe some people just want the kind of writing you'd get from a western game or a Hollywood flick?

XIII is the worst final fantasy aside from X-II.
Even the story is bullshit and lackluster.

Oh? They need another culling? Okay.

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It's an action RPG, except the battle arena and the overworld are separate from one another, like in a turn-based RPG, but with action combat, and doing any action is reliant on having enough meme points. Not having enough meme points means having to switch forms, because the meme point pools for different forms are unique, except all forms just have the same do--until-points-expended mechanic that makes them feel superficial enough to feel exactly the same. It's like they wanted to go for an Action RPG, but wanted continuity with the previous XIII games (or, at least the first one's), so they smashed together a kinda action RPG with XIII's shitty combat and called it a day.
I'd rather choke on the gallons of diarrhea that is the classic ATB system than touch that fucking game again. Playing a shitfest like VII would be a mercy by comparison.

FFX was an awesome game married to such a horrendous story that I couldn't stomach it. I'd rather hazard Xenosaga or something, even though everyone says they're flawed, just because X's story was such a clusterfuck.
>I'M A DREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMM
>That cyclical shit with the summoners, Yunalesca, and the BBEG
>One of the best summons is a giant living BSDM coffin and also an antagonist's MOM
I barely managed to stomach watching it all the way to the end, I have no idea how someone actually managed to finish that piece of shit playing it. There's only a handful of games I dropped harder than FFX.

Don't you remember one of the corrupt websites giving ME3 6/5?

the plane's called gay and looks like a cock
USA should've nuked themselves

looking for one of these?

Then Japan is really the world's bottom bitch if they let themselves get ravaged by a gay, flying cock.

but he is right. usa is a gay shithole thats only 60% white

Jahans?

it's really only the Square side that's complete and utterly irredeemable shit, Dragon Quest is still good.

Yeah, and everything else like star ocean is shit.

I'll try to see if I can find caps of a guy licking SE's asshole and genuinely thinks people by and large loved Lightning.

Oh they fucking would m80. In fact, they fucking do and have been for years. Or do you not remember gone homo?

Maybe you should considering evaluating your own life choices first

This, never for a second think that Holla Forums actually tolerates/likes furries just because some furfag shill says so. They tried everything to become accepted, from porn dumps of video game related furshit, to spamming Holla Forums when that fuck Gabe came out as liking that pony show(this was when faggots on Holla Forums worshiped the guy and steam), to, if i remember this right, 3am threads, which was a group of tripfags circlejerking to what may or may not have been furry porn for a few months until the mods shut it down.