We've traced his bloodline back 500 years…to the Assassins Creed

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AC being garbage aside, i don't understand why videogames need movies aside from making money out of sheeple, they have been capable of perfectly telling stories on their own since games like Maniac Mansion came out.

I guess fans probably see it as a monument to the influence the property has managed to create.
Like, it's a milestone of how "big" the ip is.

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The milking never ends.

Fortunately this series has gotten the COD reputation as it's the same shit every time once the games came out yearly.

That's the only reason any Hollywood movie gets made ya dingus, the only movies made for the sake of being good are either foreign or indie, but even most of those are shit too.

Does it really play off playing it "safe" every time?

That looks awful

will it have a really out of place wilhelm scream like hitman

vs

Pick one

Holy shit and I thought this asscreed movie looked bad

Brand recognition can transform very stupid things into safe bets when making hollywood trash

Last I heard the movie has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes

Who the fuck is Max Steel? Is it some kind of toyline I've never heard of?

And why the fuck is the animus now a giant Doctor Octopus claw machine?

Name a good video game movie. If it had a theatrical release, bonus points if it did well in the box office. Because I don't think there are any good video game movies.

Yeah that's why Alice Through the Looking Glass, Ben-Hur, Ghostbusters, Star Trek Beyond and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows did so well this year

Lol

Yep.

Pretty much. It's the reason why The Simpsons are still on air even though they've regressed to the point that Family Guy has more original skits. They could milk go bad live as the next season and no one would give a shit since anything with Homer or Bart's stupid faces printed on it is giving them billions.

There is a big difference here, we're talking about sequels on the same platform, where people actually interested in the original product are going to be skeptical.

There's some good OVAs but I don't think games lend very well to movie based shit.

no fucking way
NOBODY EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISITION

I hear Postal was pretty gud.

Resident Evil movies seem to make good money

At least in Japan

So bad its good.

The thing is set in 1500's for crying out loud!

I said "can". Even the most well known brand will do jack shit for profits if they fuck up as hard as those movies.
For example, Warcraft actually ended up profiting (Mostly due to China), Batman v Superman made money, fucking Pixels made money despite Adam Sandler because "Oh look it's Pacman"

What is the worst video game movie?

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Didn't the Street Fighter animated movie turn out good? I'd say Postal was technically good if you liked Postal 2, the first Mortal Kombat movie was fun even if it's not technically good, and there's the obligatory Angry Birds movie.

As I mentioned above I thought it was good.

Max Payne

anything by Uwe Boll besides Postal

Pixels.

Did Uwe Boll do the Far Cry movie?

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yes
never watched it, is it so bad it's unwatchable?

I wonder what political affiliation the people that wrote this may have had

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Nah, its legit good
The guys making it are having a blast with it, the acting for the most part is alright, its shock full of social commentary and the movie escalates at an extremely satisfying pace.

First one was actually good
The Hive is claustrophobic as shit and they do a decent enough job at horror and game references.
After that its an unwatchable shitshow
First one however is pretty alright with some nice ideas and good music.

Max Payne, House of The Dead, Alone in the Dark and FarCry

I haven't seen it, but I would imagine it's pretty bad.

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sony pictures is shit but their animation team for hotel transylvania (the first one) albeit it had a few animation hiccups it was the most cartoony cg movie id seen in a long ass time with really great expressionism, compared to the shit pixar puts out where everyones cartoony but doesnt move cartoony-like and more realistic, was just refreshing imo. haven't seen any other CG sony flicks so I can't say if they still have that charm or not though.

Huh. They should do a movie based on Far Cry 2 and get the guys at Wakaliwood to do it.

The AC wiki is full of gems.

this is pretty hilarious, I'm gonna watch it drunk sometime

That's because that Cartoon Network guy directed it.

wasted potential

Sony didn't actually make the Ratchet & Clank movie for whatever reason, it was outsourced to some C-tier animation studio.

Tartakovsky's direction really nailed what CG movies should be honestly, the only more realistic moving type of characters in cartoons should be stop motion if there has to be one due to limitations with models.
i just really liked that movement flow and character exaggeration, shame it was wasted on a mediocre movie

Never watched it but from what Ive seen from the trailers the animation feels really off, its like its trying to mimic the Incredibles and failing miserably.

Id watch that, FarCry 2 was pretty shit and has no plot so it would be fitting.
Would have more soul put into too.

Please dont, watch this instead
Get some pizza, some six packs and some friends and watch this fucking, its really something special.

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thanks user

Oh yeah Hollywood was going to do a movie on this. It's been over a year I've seen a 3DPD movie and this doesn't look particularly engaging.

Pass.

Id recommend the dub since the sound quality is better and adds to the charm, but heres the subbed version if you're interested.

Normalfags.

The answer to questions like these is always normalfags.

your free now

(chacked)
Thanks Satan

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not to mention it's pretty shit anyway

It wasn't too bad, there's some good scenes like when Dracula gets in protective mode then acts completely normal that I feel were constructed really well, but there's a few scenes where background characters stop moving randomly, Drac's movements being rubbery was the highlight for me just because I prefer that type of movement on my cartoons, I'd say it's more mock Finding Nemo than Incredibles though, Incredibles characters ecpressions didn't range as far as HT but they do it in a way that works well.
basically the more movement he better, but not so much it's like thato ne donald duck gif where he's flailing his arms around in the air to pump a bike tire. CG characters look really fucked up when they're still at all because unlike 2D it feels like the character had an error and is frozen.

I could rape a bitch, force her to have my kid, send my kid off to the forest to be raised by wolves, and if he survived I bet he'd be a better one line writer than all of Ubisoft.

Probably not what you mean seriously what the fuck are you talking about? but Id only be free if Hollywood and AAA fucked off and normalfags didnt exist with their shit taste.

I want a Nation of autists, I dont even care if its a Nazi state or not and I get killed for being a degenerate, I just want to see what raw untapped unopressed potencial can do if given the right tools.

If you say so

Thanks Codemonkey

Did you not watch the movie you posted?

I did my 3rd grade book report on his autobiography, man

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As always, Jews are to blame.

Id completely forgotten, thanks for reminding me

didnt he just make a parody of hateful 8 too but its netflix only

why'd they cut me man

GET IN THE FUCKING FLASK, VORGIL

Little nicky was shit though

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The ending was indeed shit but the rest of the movie was fun

Future directors should study little nicky

Its shit

Oh look it's Every Movie Ever™

Who the fuck was the writer that wrote the story/lore of AssCreed?

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A bunch of leftists.

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Fucking hell, I've dealt with uni grade socialists, and even they wouldn't suggest Ford was an ebil capitalist bourgeoisie.

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Quality writing

MUAWAAHHA THE MADMAN

Same reason why they made plenty of cartoons, movies and comics for Transformers. They want AC to become a big multi-media franchise. Problem is, they fucked up big time with their games and now interest in the series is very low.

The best part is that they'll even write stories for people who are still alive. Look at Putin's article.

And thats exactly why the movie will flop

It gets better. Al Gore is an assassin too

Putin has connections to the Templar organization Abstergo Industries, which helped put his friend, mentor and predecessor Boris Yeltsin in power in 1991. In September 1999, Chechen terrorists bombed apartment buildings in the Russian cities of Buynaksk, Moscow, and Volgodonsk. Secretly orchestrated by Abstergo, these bombings boosted Putin's popularity as a presidential candidate.
WEW
wheres the tanooki oppailoli slut?

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I remember the toys on the late 90's early 2000's

U FUCKIN WOT M8

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It won't. Warcraft proved they could be massively profitable almost entirely because of China

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China doesnt play Assscreed
WoW is cheerised by Asians and the Asscreed crowd is too trendy not to watch it because of its brand.

Its going to flop

What are the odds they'll do something stupid like the set up taking half the movie time, and the parts in the past with assassins take up only 10 minutes, tops?

Also why do trailers spoil the entire movie now?

It takes a special kind of retard to think something as bland as AssCreed could be a multimedia franchise, like Transformers or Pokemon or what have you. Like goddamn, they're missing some real Marketing 101 shit right here.

I remember reading somewhere that most of the movie will be in present-day and the action scenes will be in the past

That sounds like a bad idea, I cant think of anyone caring for the present day portions in AC, outside of people following it up to 3 because they got cockblocked by the cliffhangers.

but of course, gotta appeal to the young hip fellow kids

feels bad man

Well he did kill a lot of people.
Really funny how the assassins and the crusaders swapped roles after the second game.

Reminder

Those aren't even safe since divershitty quotas/leftist political messages are a must in le current year. What they are doing is trying to make a product that can appeal to absolutely everyone for maximum shekels, without even bothering to make an effort to understand what attracted the core audience to the IP in the first place, and thus the plan usually backfires.

So basically Leninists vs Marxists then.

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New AC main character will be homosexual

mark my words.

It will be shit. and they will make money off it

I wonder what number of COD the literal autists will say is out.

why would they do this

WEW

I'm cut and I don't fucking cry about it, I can fuck for hours and I need to nut just have a girl suck your balls.

every time, have fun being mutilated for no reason I guess

Aw shit guys don’t you just hate it when they say the title of the film in the film lol “this is the desolation of smaug” lol “welcome to jurassic park” i mean just cringe smhtbhfam

So is Adam Sandler an Umbra Witch or something?

The first trailer is even worse

Hes basically a ripoff of Bionic Commando, but he had some really awesome series of point and click adventure/sidescroller combo for windows 98, then they rebranded and redesigned the character into a power ranger and hes sucked ever since.

HOLY FUCK I CAN'T FIND IT
Can anybody else remember a Max Steel game that was point and click and was around at the same time Capt Crunch Crunchling Adventures was?

Call of Duty 13 or 14, depending if you count the remaster of Modern Warfare bundled in this year's Infinite Warfare.

The worst thing about normalfags is that they refuse to learn even if they are interested in the subject.
Theyll just consider it a waste of time, especially if the person giving out the info is "certified".

Because normalfags like the song
I went to a Guano Apes concert recently, the place was pretty full but it only really got totally full when the shit tier DJs came in they would chant the song with gutural sounds as a sign to request another song from the shite tier DJ.

Heres a little demo of the cancer
Now imagine being in the middle of it

Hahaha what the fuck. I agree that circumcision of babies is incredibly fucked up but the guy writing that is an absolute lunatic. None of that 'symbolism' suggests anything close to circumcision, and the Greedy Worm is a supernatural representation of Walter's umbilical cord. Anyone who actually played the game knows this.

I just don't care, its just custom in the U.S.
There are many cultures before that practiced it for practical reasons as modern hygiene wasn't common.

I don't mind, if you do don't do it to you kid, but to me a lot of faggots here blame not having extra skin around their dick to be the reason they can't get laid or have a family.
If enough people that don't like being cut don't have their kids cut you can stop it.

Also my previous example, its customary to shake and greet with the right hand because the left was used to clean your ass.
Out of date now but still around, I know a poor example considering dick cutting, but most faggots here confuse a circumcision with a kike bris, which involves a rabbi sucking your dick and cutting of the entirety of your foreskin, not the extra part of the hood.

male circumcision is bad but.. wat?

These Frogs are writing down the first thing that comes to mind that doesn't contradict their sick beliefs, aren't they?

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No, it’s kikes. That’s the only reason.

is there a game where the crusaders are the good guys ?

God that looks awful, I wonder how much virtual virtue signaling will take place, or a Chinese character will save the day for maximum global ticket sales.

I put my money on a trans-assassin teaming up with a female assassin and mocking the toxic fragile masculinity of the main character and journos giving the movie a thumbs up for that alone.

Irony is, the Christmas holiday will likely save this movie, even though the Spanish Inquisition will represent all of Christian history and morality.

Hard to choose. I'd nominate Heavenly Sword for being a animated movie with worse graphics than the game it was inspired from and came out years later after that games release. Nobody asked for it.

Assassin's Creed movie just gives me vibes of the Prince of Persia movie with Jake Gyllenhaal.

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Spoiler please

You've revealed yourself, Pajeet; Only Indians cleaned their asses with their left hand. It's customary to shake hands with your right hand so you could not wield a weapon while you greeted someone.

You act like that's not the reason Hollywood does anything.

What's more retarded templars killing Jesus or Al Gore being a canon assassin? Noticed how ass creed ignore Obama cause making him a bad guy is evil? I wouldn't be surprise if the next ass creed said Gamergate, bretexit, the NRA fronts. Than make Bill Cosby, Milo and Donald trump were Templars. And they make Hillary Clinton, All of BLM and Anita sarkeesin Assassins.

Doubt it. It's going up against a New Star Wars and a Harry Potter spin off. The only thing Saving this movie is China shit taste in movies.

Wasn't the Silent Hill movie considered good?

This thing couldn't have chosen a worst time to come out huh?

There was a Far Cry movie?

I laughed so loud at the sound effects I woke up people sleeping in front of the TV.

Max steel probably the most retarded reboot and launch of a cinematic universes in years. The movie makes a big deal of max steel being rebooted to be
Dark & gritty. But it's a 80s/90s I.P no one remembers. And it's suppose to be first film in Mattel cinematic universe.( We are suppose to get a Hot wheels movie next year) people might laugh at rebooting Power Rangers to Be dark and edgy. At least it's a IP normalfags actually know. Look at normalfags reaction to the Power Rangers trailer. They are eating it up.
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Max Steel is stupid huge in Latin America, the audience may be there.

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Is the Latin American market big enough to make china levels of profit?

Sweet fuck, it's like liberal edgetard historical fan fiction. And the Assasins are just sonic recolors that meddle in everything.

Just called it "It".

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Not even Disney could turn that shit into a hit.

Of course not, if it was then spics wouldn't be moving in into Murrikkka.

Boobysoft wants more money and brand recognition, companies want to make movies without coming up with original ideas, and hipster faggot "journalists" want to stroke themselves as they pretend their opinion is worth a damn. I don't see why they wouldn't do this.

The whole franchise has always been le edgy assassin good goys vs the actual good guys. The death of Haytham Kenway, killed by his own mulatto son in AC3, topped it off for me - it wouldn't surprise me if the Ubicucks intended it to be a symbolism of a brown NuMale aka divershitty hire replacing the white patriarchy in the good ol' US of A.

The Arabian Assassins were at least understandable due to the origins of the word "assassin" itself and the novelty of playing as a sandnigger, but afterwards the whole thing quickly went to shit.

Oh shit, I don't think I've seen this webm in 2 fucking years.

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gave me aids during the first 20 minutes

You serious?

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It's only custom if you're a filthy kike.

JACE?

best game movie is the postal movie.

Do nip films count? Because this was really good.

Satan, how apropriate

Its essentially marketing that pays for itself. That and movies are exponentially bigger than video games which also means large returns.

>>>/oven/

Ain't all brain damage permeant ?

You wanna sell an IP based on nostalgia? i got a simple as shit way to do it

3 FUCKING MINUTES OF TEEN DRAMA IS NOT POWER RANGERS

this was awful japhollywood tripe. Just because you're not exposed to the contant stream of cookie cutter movies released to the japanese lowest common denominator so the movie seems novel to you doesn't actually make it a good film.

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I came here to post that

God?

Warcraft. Box office world wide, $433,537,548

Real life
Except for the 4th Crusade

And the Bosnian and Albigensian Crusades.

That's… actually a great idea, user.
I can't think of any movie trailer that has done that.

It was fucking trash. From casting to the atmosphere, everything was a complete failure.

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Wasn't Action Man the Bionic Commando ripoff more than Max Steel tho?

And the Baltic Crusade. Other than that, the Crusades were fine.

>Jesus, man I'll see you on the Battlefield: Bad Company 2!

This is a jewish video board.

>>>/gaschamber/
>>>/oven/

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The original star wars trilogies did okay.

Could you imagine sitting around and then suddenly you see this shit up on the screen with the authentic soundtrack?

What's with trailers nowadays and annoying folky rock electro music?
At least it's not the inception horn, but jesus.

Everything goes in a flow of some sort; someone makes one and perhaps it sucks but the movie is good/okay and it sells well and someone else thinks it's a result of the trailer and they do the same.

Again, I stress ,just fucking do the intro from the series. Most of the 90's and even 80's shows do a cast call in the intro, you see the good guys ,the badguys, and then some flashy effects while hot music plays. How these faggot directors can't figure out that these minute long intros were what got people watching the shows in the first place, and will be THE iconic tune that people will be looking for if you cash in on nostalgia.

Intros back then were pretty good

I think it could be the first good video game adaptation. I know all you cocks complaining will watch it.

hell yeah they were

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cartoons have really gotten out of touch and now just go straight for the shit only kids will watch and pay no attention to tired adults watching that acid trip with them

what are you saying? my dad fucking loves courage the cowardly dog

Remember when Assasins weren't commies? Remember when Templar's weren't just portrayed as simply evil?

of course theyre evil theyre the bad guys

And when was that? AssCreed1? Where the game is telling you one thing (Templars are simply misunderstood) but clearly showing you another (they are evil and corrupt and deserve it)?

The writing was always shit and cartoonish shit written by ignorant liberals that make whatever character they don't like a Templar (and therefore evil by default) and the good goys Assassins, who are righteous and pure and everything good in the world.

Not denying that, but it certainly was better than it is now.

i mean like in past 5 years with the lel so randum craze. adventure time i could handle but other stuff like rick and morty i just cant get into except that one fan animation

Give me 80s/90s cartoons as Platinum Games instead of bad movies. Even the cringy shit could be fun if it doesn't take itself seriously.

Silent Hill has many different interpretations. Some of them less credible than others. Most of it is really interesting reading- providing its about a game the developers didn't just slap together.

That's not really saying much. It went from boring and retarded to boring, retarded and straight propaganda.

I fully expect them to go WE WUZ KANGZS when they eventually make an AC game set in Egypt.

Western animation and comics are dead, anyone expecting something good to come out of it again is setting himself up for disappointment.

It's a cautionary tale of what happens if you don't eliminate leftists from your community.

Rogue is best Asscreed game.

i guess im lying to myself if i consider that to be modern. huh, i could have sworn courage went on after 2002.

c/ia, I don't even know how to use vegas properly

are you sure thats what it is? lefties might be holding the reigns right now, but i think the reason standards are lower these days has more to do with how they put collected data to use and the marketing techniques. are modern cartoons comics and tv shows crappy because of liberal themes and morals? those have been in our entertainment for quite a long time.
jews and jew-like things are getting smarter. well, theyre refining their techniques more as the goy just drift along, too weighed down by life in general to be as picky as a neet like me.

There was always banal, anemic shit in media, that's what happens when you make shit by committee and use focus groups. Things change when you introduce Marxist pozz, because not only is the product now a soulless heap of shit, it's also actively insulting and marginalizing you and telling everyone else to hate you.

They were never this insulting or omnipresent.

No, they are simply overreaching, thinking they are oh so close to the finishing line, and like always, they will be made to suffer for their bottomless greed and kikery.

how about some 60s marvel?

well theres no denying that.
id love for the wicked to be punished and expunged from the world but i dont see why that would happen in my life time.

Because it has been happening like clockwork every few decades for the past 6000 years?

Shoahing the kikes is an activity almost as old as human civilization.

If only we learned from history

well this was depressing to read.
Hanna died of throat cancer on March 22, 2001, ending the 60 year-long partnership in animation with Barbera, who would then move on to work at Warner Bros. Animation
did you know that warner bros and disney are demon generals?

What did he mean by this ?