My hair's fuck up, but whateverShe still loves my long hairPonytail like...

David Rivera
David Rivera

My hair's fuck up, but whatever
She still loves my long hair
Ponytail like vagabond, but I don't care
Yeah let's get dirty

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch_Porn/
Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

Same

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

got distracted for a bit....

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

Repost

Well the bag isn't always right.
You always have to inspect the food thoroughly, love.

Lovely.
Well how are you otherwise?

Were you planning on being drunk for weeks on end?

I'm too young for a nursing home!

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

I can't help but feel like you believe there's some sort flaw in that plan.

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

It's okay, gram-gram.
The nice people at the home will love and take care of you, even your leaky asshole.

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

check out the lates re:zero
new chars

I like the redhead

Nathaniel Diaz
Nathaniel Diaz

Probably play some overwatch or make lunch.

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

(Smile for me.)

;~; it was frozen safely for a couple of days after i bought it....

hopefully it should be ok now. and hopefully i didn't food poison myself..

(Test)
No i literally meant Where did you go?

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

Everyone knows I don't approve of drinking in such a manner, but I also think that you're an adult and can make your own choices. Did you run out, and that's why you're sober?

You're a rude degenerate if there ever was one.

What is your favorite hero?

Asher Davis
Asher Davis

I'm the nicest person to you.

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

Why would I do that? He's fun to mess with.

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

Fuck I forgot I had to go spoon with the woman
See ya everyone
Have a good day/night

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

I am currently in a state between heros because I can't find who i'd rather main.
So far I switch between Tracer, Dva and Mei. though I have 8 hours on Dva which is 6 more than the rest.

Justin Walker
Justin Walker

bye bye shiro

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

You probably didn't poison yourself.
Did you preheat the over before cooking it?

That's just because I'm one of the few people still dealing with your moodiness.

Is D. Va any good?

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

On it like white on rice.

Oh, for the past week? Vegas.

RUN OUT. HAH.

No, I just got back from Vegas, where as long as you're gambling the drinks are free. I was sober for the flight back and I guess I could break that streak now. Oh well, I'll get something.

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

If Grim starts smoking mad weed we should start calling him Gram

Oh, right, you also should stop acting like a condescending twat and spouting out pseudo-intellectual/philosophical rants nobody ever reads.

John Flores
John Flores

moodiness
You have me beat on that front tenfold.

And I was speaking from your perspective.

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

yeah. the over properly lit up to 400
then beeped ready
i tossed the tray of frozen in
set the proper timers

... but i guess... it required a bit more to become crisp dry, instead of soft...

what did you do...?

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

She's in a really weird spt as her role is supposed to be a tank but since she currently sucks at that she's used as an aggressive assassin/flanker. so you come in hard from the side and bully out the supports and burn down tanks etc. Because of her mecha gimmick you can eject out and eventually get a new one which extends her longevity.

Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

When have I ever posted anything pseudo-intellectual or philosophical.
Good try man. Keep making memes up.

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

He thinks your armchair Kanra, not gains Kanra.

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

Did you make a huge ass out of yourself, or simply a big ass?

Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell

Oh, that would probably explain it. I'm not one for being condescending or acting intellectual online.

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

Just a regular ass.

Jose Young
Jose Young

A Veg-ass.

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

I had my first taste of weed at AX actually

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

McFucking kill yourself.

John Allen
John Allen

Don't boardslide the green gnarly, Grim.

Just answer me this, how hard is it to clean vomit off of a felt tabletop?

Noah Long
Noah Long

I hope Smiles notices me today

Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

Carson Lopez
Carson Lopez

Puke ruined a pool table and that's pretty much the same.
So probably.

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

i feel fucking disgusting

Eli Jones
Eli Jones

u smell like it too lmao

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

You overestimate how inebriated I was. Clearly I puked in my Scotch glass.

I actually only heaved once and that was in a toilet immediately after waking up

You are fucking disgusting.

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

Sick burn.

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

1099403
fugg you rek't me

John Edwards
John Edwards

Oh.

James Martin
James Martin

-hugs-

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

I do it once in a Blue moon

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

I laughed.

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

wow fucking savage desu
pls no bully :(

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

Half the fun of being in a place with no public intoxication law is just puking in random bushes, bins, homeless people, etc.

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

Will Erio ever lose his real virginity?

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

I thought he lost that to a bunch of ice cubes.

Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

Ah, I see then.
Q: How hard is it to clean vomit off of a felt tabletop?
A: So probably.
Gotcha. Reeeealll slick there, Giggly.

I can safely say that you smell worse than you feel.

And that was just a pleasure heave, not because you were hungover. God, that filthy Vegas hotel toilet knew how to push all of your buttons.

That was so funny I think I'll swallow my tongue.

William Bailey
William Bailey

whoah bazinga xDDDDD

Ayden Reed
Ayden Reed

oh hey
i have a question for all the trannies or whatever out there

what happened to your guy identity? did like, the first ~18 or so years of your life just disappear?

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

That city has a real homelessness problem, it was nuts.

James Green
James Green

He's still in here screaming with the rest of us.

Carter Carter
Carter Carter

I didn't clean it up.
I just sort of left when I sobered up.

That city has a real everything problem.

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

but u're not a tranny
or am i being tricked again?

Easton Hill
Easton Hill

They generally just pretend anything before when they totes magotes were a girl didn't happen.

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

I think it's like a Batman and Robin thing, except instead of Batman and Robin, they're a freak of nature.

Leaving someplace forever is sort of like cleaning up.

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

Cooper Gray
Cooper Gray

so if i became a tranny right now, anything before 2016 didn't happen?

sounds like a good way to deny the holocaust tbh

this is the wrong tumblr term we're talking about here, those are the 'genderfluid'

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

Erio posted that in all the ERP groups he's in, lmao.

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

damn it, i can't have this question answered seriously by a bunch of cynical assholes with nothing else to do
i thought this place was tranny central

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

We already know I use ERP groups. The question is, why were you on one? :3

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

I do that from time to time.

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

What, like, their genderfluid is running low, and it's causing the engine to seize up? I make sure to check my tank and top it off every four to six months.

It wasn't facetious?

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

Well what do you like to drink?

I do not have you beat at all. You're the moody one.

Crispy takes a few minutes longer, yes. LOL

But then she's a support without a supporting ability (without mech)

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

I looked on the activity thing on steam to see what everyone is doing.

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

There are places actually dedicated to transexuality, some on this very imageboard, go troll there instead of here.

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

I don't see a problem with it. Is there a problem with being a young boy who cybers a 30+ year old?

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

c:

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

I mean, to be fair, the guy did bumble in here during like the one hour a day a tranny isn't parading around.

My gravestone will read "haha that was really funny grim".

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

eh, maybe something's wrong with their transmission

we get serious at the weirdest times here
i mean, i could go and anonymously ask a board specifically made for that purpose, or i could shitpost and circlejerk about it among the various trans people lurking/not lurking

i should probably go to the former though if i hope to get an actual answer

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

I'm always having to play the role of sane man to everyone else's insanity.

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

I don't see the point of what you're doing. Are you retarded?

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

Whiskey. Bourbon, usually.

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

the one hour a day a tranny isn't parading around
It's kind of refreshing.

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

test kill urself

John Thompson
John Thompson

These turkey nuggets dont taste as good as the chikn Mc nuggets ...

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

Prettymuch. I do find her pistol to be useful for long range engages such as just holding down m1 on a turret until it's destroyed then jump back in mecha.

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

Maybe if they had the presence of mind to pull the dipstick out every now and then, this wouldn't happen. That dipstick must have been inside for years by now.

We should do this every week. Or just all the time.

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

k brb

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

I thought you didn't have a problem with it?

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

tESSSST i mean it

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

Same

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

I kind of expected Test to never comeback from Vegas and realize his dream of becoming a magician's "showgirl".

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

kayb no
I dont wanna lose you

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

Since he's small.
And can fit in anything.

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

It would be really intense if you assassinated somebody while firing a bullet through your own head.

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

I don't, but you are trying to attack me with something stupid, so I'm calling you retarded.

William Davis
William Davis

uguuu

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

Why would I attack you with that? Don't be ridiculous.

Hudson Collins
Hudson Collins

You posted it and acted like it was a negative thing that makes le funny meme.

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

tfw the only place i can legitimately get my shitty question answered is mostly ded
thanks a lot animus

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

You're projecting.

It'd be even more intense if I managed to fire two guns at the same time through my head while killing people on either side of me.

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

You are literally the blind leading the deaf.

Any preferred brand?
I had some Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey, and I cant get he taste out of my mouth.

That's why I never recommend anyone to get turkey or something!

Sounds like just bad character design lol

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

I'd want to be the magician.
And be godawful at it.
Just to crush kids' hopes and dreams that magic isn't fucking real.

Blow me.

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

To be fair, it was a really shitty question and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I would buy any video game with that as the cover art. Full asking price.

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

You must be feeling attacked, I apologise. I just felt like it was funny and you didn't feel embarrassed over it or something.

From what I understood the idea was that she was either going to get a damage or a health buff.

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

i think we should all be ashamed of ourselves here

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

That much has always been implicit.

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

Nah.

Liam Morris
Liam Morris

I'm notoriously uncultured and tasteless. I drink the cheapest black label I see and call it a day.

I'm not sure if you disliked the honey whiskey. Either way if you want something unusual and sticky sweet Revel Stoke pecan whiskey fits that description.

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

at least it was cheap and in bulk

Zachary Ross
Zachary Ross

You're downplaying the attitude you had. Whatever though. :3

Also, I'm not a virgin. Though I don't really like doing stuff with people I don't know well IRL.

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

niggas can't handle the truth

anonymity always tends to bring out the worst in people

i like you arcade machine guy
keep posting

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

I could say the same thing to you , whatever though :3

I never called you a virgin, that was Nick.

Caleb Reyes
Caleb Reyes

I'm going to go pee and eat dinner just to spite you.

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

wow, bully
reported

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

I accidentally

and then my kik

Regrets

Xavier King
Xavier King

You seem like the kind of guy who doesn't ever want kids, but if you had them would you tell them that Santa isn't real and HOPE they tell all the other kids?

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

Sure is comfy under this bus~

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

He doesn't matter; you played along. :3

I've had an aggressive attitude in general lately when it comes to people starting stuff; I admit to that. I kind of enjoy when internet fights get intense, especially. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What?

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

Ty nezu

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

Glad you're comfortable.

I didn't really. :3

Weirdo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

Well, I guess you didn't rule out the possibility that I did stuff with a person for the first time AFTER the ice cubes.

Have you sex'd IRL?

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

I want kids and my parenting style would just be brutal honesty.

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

That's not fair, he's like 14, he can't legally sex.

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

do you ACTUALLY think he has

James Martinez
James Martinez

I did a /soc/ :(

Daddy told me not to but then I did it anyway and now I have chats going and it's weird.

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

I know he's underaged, at least probably. I wasn't trying to insult him. I was just curious and making conversation.

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

now you fucked up

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

Just how young IS goggles again?

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

I'm sorry Daddy

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

between 16 and 20

Jordan Butler
Jordan Butler

quick goggles hide your age

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

I'm honestly a bit surprised you want kids, I guess you just give off that "I hate kids" vibe.

Nobody knows for sure, but we assume young because he won't say.

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

he gives off the "I hate everything" vibe more like

Andrew James
Andrew James

No.

Yes.

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

I bet gogs is 18

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

lol yeah right

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

He doesn't talk about IRL stuff much.

I guess you posted contact info in a /soc/ thread?

With a guy or a girl? :3

Blake Long
Blake Long

lying on the internet

James Morris
James Morris

You really think someone would do that?
just go on the internet and tell lies?

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

Both.

Noah Campbell
Noah Campbell

Yeah Buster, they would

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

I've even talked about it publicly before and do in private with someone.
I dunno. It's the only way to have any sort of you live in, both biologically and ideologically.

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

I couldn't bring myself to drag someone else into this terribl existance

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

o/////o

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

having kids means responsibilty
and passing on your genetics

my genetics are pretty shit

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN'?

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

You naughty thing.
Text me, I'm going to bed.

Ayden Russell
Ayden Russell

woe is me
i dont know what game to play

Joseph White
Joseph White

Rust

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

i died
i hate starting over

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

I know that if in that great unusual future I scan my brain and an AI is created with my personality and memories at its base it wouldn't really be me. But I'd still do it. It would be an even more profound way for "me" to live on than by reputation or biological footprint alone. But kids are nice, regardless.

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

Who cares if you live on through someone else? You won't be around to see it

Brayden Moore
Brayden Moore

what if they d ky themselves

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

Gee maybe you should find some friends or git gud

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

You'd be tied down for at least 18 years.

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

There's a thrill in creating something that can go on without you.

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

WHY YOU ALWAYS MEMEIN'

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

something about continuing your legacy after you die
at least that's how my brother puts it

William Wood
William Wood

no

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

What

Even more reason not to care

But for what purpose

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

I just explained the purpose. It's enjoyable. It fills a biological need that is inherent to us. We are HAPPY when we have kids and see them running around in the yard. We're happy when we teach them something new. It comes naturally. To look down on that urge is a mix of obstinate and foolish.

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

But for what purpose

Feelings, Mr. Roboto.

Mason Rodriguez
Mason Rodriguez

I do not feel these feelings

Not judging or anything but

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

test is a little boy in love with little boys

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

I've been caught.

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

for what purpose do we do anything

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

Hey I'm a little boy too

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

Then your genes will be eliminated and the next generation will be that much less prone to asking silly questions like this.

Joshua Long
Joshua Long

You're a grown man, I'm not sure why you expressed confusion in the first place.

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

Wear better Jeans?

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

you will never brush your imoutos teeth

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

I'd sell my soul for the Cumaean sibyl's fate.

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

What about the urge to kill children?

Luke King
Luke King

tfw no fellow little boy to do little boy things with like cuddle
just end me now

Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

quit being creepy ikt

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

Hot.

Eks dee

Dylan Kelly
Dylan Kelly

if you wanna brush your imoutos teeth you gotta at least brush yours!

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

Do it and get caught.

Spare us your presence.

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

Shits and giggles?

I have siblings tho

I'm kinda interested in hearing other people's ideas on the subject since mine aren't shared by most

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Stop lyin

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

Why would I do something and try to get caught? Also, you don't speak for everyone, butthurt bitchboy. Eat my ass.

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

Rite back @ u

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

Colby, don't be a fucking moron. Of course I want kids, how else am I going to power my backup generator? Giant human hamster wheels don't spin themselves. How thick can someone be, honestly?

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, Harry?

Kayden Wilson
Kayden Wilson

I just like treating little bitch boys who act up how they deserve to be treated. I'm not going to let you get away with your worthless sleights that are motivated by your butthurt that I don't agree with you on things.

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

sometimes people shit out babies for shits and giggles

tfw no little boy to hold hands with as we fall asleep in each other's arms

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

Duly noted

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

Call me a butthurt bitch again, I think you almost won.

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

What do you mean?

Andrew James
Andrew James

I won the moment I pointed out your original post was worthless. That last thing was just a response to your weak complaint that I put you in your place.

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

What the fuck are you talking about? My post was worthless? Do you think your posts have worth?

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

you and me both fam
have crush on guy at school
do regularly teenagey crush things to guy
get asked if gay or not (he obviously wasn't)
'nah man it was a prank bro nohomo'
feel a little emptier inside

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

*makes a worthy post*

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

ha gay

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

Time to get a gym membership like all the other gay dudes.

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

FUCK i need a game to buy

im gonna die of boredom guys...

Julian Price
Julian Price

I wish Bannerlord was out.

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

I raised a good point about listening to urges.

Then you just posted an unwarranted butthurt insult at me. And yes, you are butthurt. You're butthurt that you keep trying to insult me in ways that I easily point out have no merit.

Sit down and shut up like a good little boy and I'll leave you alone.

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

nah, tons of people lift just to fuck girls
i used to do it for meself and because i did sports, but after i had to stop there didn't really seem to be a point to it anymore

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

thats all im gonna play for a year dude..
then the next year im gonna be only playing mods

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

FUCK

lost teenaage love feels

David Bailey
David Bailey

You should have told him that you think that he's gay, and the only way for him to prove to you that he isn't is to kiss you so that you can check.

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

*stop sports

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

But I'm not lying?

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

Oh, that had a point? I just saw you being edgy and pretty much didn't think about it.

If I'm butthurt what the hell are you being, spastic?

They're just saying it's for the girls. They wanted you the whole time.

Same.

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

He's being SUPERIOR

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

he was cute too
and i missed my shota experimenting save for kissing a couple of guys when i was like, six
i'll be in the closet forever at this rate

i'm pretty sure i'd be known as the token bisexual guy forever then
and not only would i have to deal with guys being afraid of me, i'd have to deal with them making fun of me as well

eh, i'm about as cute as a squirrel
a dead squirrel

guys lifting never really turned me on anyways, i associate it too much with sporting to have that

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

He is on a higher spiritual plane than us insects, after all.

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

I know you have trouble thinking of things that fall outside of your limited way of looking at things.

Why are you confused? You insulted me, so I attacked you back. Do you want to cry about it? Deal with it, you little bitch.

Faggots who fling shit and then are like "hey wow why are you being mean back lol" are pathetic little boys. I enjoy grinding their noses in the dirt.

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

hey wow why are you being mean lol

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

Internet Fight

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

cute
that feel :~;

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

Sub. :3

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

pet

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

Tell them that you're just a straight guy who likes to bro out with other dudes. Nobody can make fun of you for that.

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

I'll pet you if you meow and say please.

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

nyaaa

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

I thought this said internet flight

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

and say please

Good subs follow instructions. :3

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

It does

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

Please~?

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

-pets ikt-

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

all i want is some completely consensual cuddling and kissing another boy
is that too much to ask for?

i'll have to move to some terribly hipster place if i don't want to get shot or socially isolated

when do i get to actually be gay though?

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

Lying, but why?

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

You overreact. Very easily, in fact. It's jarring.

No, I don't want to cry. You're acting like a fucking wild man going off because somebody doesn't like you and then you tell me I'm the one being a bitch.

You're not grinding anybody's fucking nose in any dirt, figurative or otherwise. You're freaking out over nothing.

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

*pets*

Yay

Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

the fuck am i doing

Nolan Barnes
Nolan Barnes

I'm not.

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

Your being a lil bitch

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

That's not nice to say

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

Why would you ever want to be?

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

Reminder to tell test that you love him and then be spurred, curbed, and deterred ;_;

Luis Long
Luis Long

Bard I'll trade you some subway for a cuddle.

Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

I saw it

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

I seriously just enjoy this.

Now you are resorting to an overly-worded "u mad." Gg.

I'm going to keep hitting you back harder than you hit me every time you post a pathetic little attempt at an insult at me. Deal with it.

Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

I love you like a shoe loves a sock.

David Gray
David Gray

Wait, like, spurred, curbed, and deterred in a sexual way, or what?

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

because guys are infinitely more comfortable than girls sometimes
i don't really have to wonder what's going on in their heads and such, i can identify with them more and be more... open with them

also i want to do gay things at least a couple of times before i die

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

Don't worry, I think I can handle it.

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

:3
Can your name not be Darwin it confuses me in more ways than one

Sexually, emotionally, you name it, we've got it

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

No, not at all
lets do it

Connor Richardson
Connor Richardson

Then you shouldn't have to resort to complaining that I attacked you back. If you start shit with someone and then just whine when they insult you back, that just looks pathetic.

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

Great
On a slightly related note I think I lost all of my tripcodes somehow.
What should I do?

Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

You can figure out what's going on inside a girl's head pretty easily, all it takes is a few whacks to open it up. If you want comfortable, just get a fat girl with a lot of cats. She's probably be really desperate and let you do the gay stuff too.

A one-stop-shop for all of your disappointment needs.

Cameron Collins
Cameron Collins

when the morning boner doesn't go away

goooo awaaaay

Luis Phillips
Luis Phillips

I'll find you a new one, if you'd like.

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

It's not whining, I genuinely think you're taking shit too personally.

I don't know if Giggles capping your Craiglist level advertisements had you wound up, but I had nothing to do with it, don't take it out on me.

Burn your computer in frustration.

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

I can take care of that for you

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

In retrospect, you shouldn't have mixed all of the sleeping pills in with the boner pills.

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

after we cuddle i better be able to fall asleep in your arms
nerd

i dunno, yes and no
it takes effort to even get to whacking the girl's head to open it up, and it's hard to make that effort
as for the fat girl with cats, i'm not a big fan of using people, at least, not so harshly

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

i-i want to taste it !

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

also boo that dude is 15 careful

Caleb Russell
Caleb Russell

You're not USING her, you're SETTLING for her. Huge difference.

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

no chop pls

but it was a great idea

Evan Hughes
Evan Hughes

You insulted me, then when I insulted you back, you literally just went "u mad."

The only difference is that I'm more straightforward when I want to attack someone, instead of relying on memes and cheap sarcasm.

Camden Young
Camden Young

wow lewd

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

nah that's ok i don't mind

but i don't have a safe place to make a fire

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

I don't think that will stop him.

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

your cock is too nice to not want to suck it

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

daisy? excellent

we better do something else as well if you wanna be tired enough to sleep

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

Nothing gets you out of bed in the morning faster than a black boner.

You fucking tumblrites and your "safe spaces." I swear.

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

SNIP IT IS THEN

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

It really is quite nice

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

yes daisy

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

A fire isn't supposed to be safe.

Alright. I'll be more straightforward next time if it makes you happy.

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

hmm?

Michael Ramirez
Michael Ramirez

L E W D

Also should I watch Love Live because why people are all over Maki

Andrew Bailey
Andrew Bailey

Ikt's dick.

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

not dikt

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

gys i need a good game to play or im gonna die

pls help

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

Nothing you'd be interested in, don't worry about it

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

868-HACK

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

god I want to lick makis butt
and suck your dick

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

i would rather abstain from the process entirely than settle past a certain point
if i'm not physically attracted to the person, why even bother

does everyone have to get boned for some cuddling
jeeeeeeeez

it's a rough life, wanting to balance that intimacy and lewdshit

a little older there

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

Something 18 and female.

Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

;>>1099608
I'm not your WHORE!!

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

overwatch

both at once?

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

eww

youre right.

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

I'm told Hyper Light Drifter was good.

Parker James
Parker James

Probably lick your balls while you fuck maki

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

I TRIED TO WARN YOU

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

overwatch

Aiden Wood
Aiden Wood

I only go to tumblr to get porn

why not?

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

luckily whatever it was, was filtered~
so i'm still safe~
:3

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

I only go to tumblr to get porn

Ugh

Ryder Rogers
Ryder Rogers

Because it's a FIRE?????

That takes out all the fun.

Noah Parker
Noah Parker

18

i have it
dont wanna play it rn
only have a few groups to play it with and they never want to

wat is this
pls be good

well no
but cuddling creates a lot of sexual tension if done before and not after

looks lame honestly fam

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

Either way can be dealt with. Just don't focus on asserting that I'm "overreacting" if you see some fire behind me words. I'm just high energy. :3

Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips

There's so much more to a relationship than physical attraction, though. Like control.

If you gaze long into tumblr, tumblr also gazes into you.

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

yo luka subtle said the only reason he doesn't talk mad shit about you in public is because he thinks you're too pathetic to talk down on even more and he hates everything about you =)

Ayden King
Ayden King

OF LEGAL CONSENTING AGE, BOO.
CHRIST.

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

boners

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

What genres do you even like? Go play Ultimate General: Gettysburg or something you rube.

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

I traded a shiny Gyrados for a shiny Zapdos with Hidden Power Ice

Super good day for me :3

Cooper Kelly
Cooper Kelly

Not enough talk about "tummy kisses" to be real Desu.

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

You need to play it with a controller, I don't recommend mouse and keyboard at all.

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

What?

But what about controlled fires?
Those are supposed to be safe but I'm sure it's fun

I'm positive I'll be fine.

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

worth trying

dirt rallly :^)

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

wasn't it 13 in mexico

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

wow test this game blows
thanks for nothing

everything fun
i just want something FUN
im sorry if this is hard to communicate

bought it and it wasnt my game so i refunded it

why do i care about who th government says i should fuck
tbh
fam

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

I retract my love of you.

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

what do they look like?

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

only if you finish on my face
we do mroe than kiss tummys

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

it'd depend on how i felt at the time
basically i have no experience with sex whatsoever, so i'd be a little lost as to what to do

control is cool so long as the other person doesn't feel like shit while it heppens to them

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

You can't decide that in less than 5 minutes tho.

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

Pick a different target bruh

Luka's been here for like 10 years, you will not get anything there

Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

Wouldn't be the first time you did this

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

aw shit

i'm out of things i can recommend

sure thing!

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

Do you also go to reddit to circlejerk? :^)

Kayden Turner
Kayden Turner

It would be the first time I did it FOREVER.

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

I just thought it was funny because he thought subtle was his friend but he really hates him
a-ahh <3

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

I gotta be up in 5 hours but sleep is gay.

game of thrones was cool

finding dory was cool

blog

Bentley Reed
Bentley Reed

Now you can be a loli

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

i would kill a nigger for a good game recommendation

youre asian ikt
wheres the steel memory

Its a good thing you wouldn't be the man then so it's fine
I'd love to lead you on~

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

kill yourself

John Parker
John Parker

they don't go to reddit circlejerk

lewd subby

Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

R-R-R-R-REKT

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

I gotta be up in 5 hours but sleep is gay.

game of thrones was cool

finding dory was cool

reblog

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

Off I go

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

Red Faction: Guerrilla

On the other hand, if they don't feel like shit, are you really being controlling enough?

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

kbye

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

I rarely attend reddit but the times I have recently have been for Overwatch Porn
Why do you ask

Now I have to be sad about the other times you've left me that you've apparently forgotten. R I P

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

holding hands

there are limits you know

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

All these nigggas getting imageswappeed
I'm just here like

Ethan Cruz
Ethan Cruz

ty nise dubs friend

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

Good, be sad.

Dylan Martin
Dylan Martin

*teleports behind u*

Never reblog my stuff again

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

i'm never the man when it comes to these things
i need to learn to be more bullying and mean and assertive!
i don't mind being subby though, so long as you're gentle

sadist!

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch_Porn/

John Powell
John Powell

shoutout to my nighttime homies

go #morningcrew

gnite

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

I just wanted to laugh~

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

It basically looks just like regular Zapdos, the shiny is just for show

I'm just happy it has HP Ice, Zapdos has been one of my favorites since Gen 1 and HP Ice makes an attacking set viable

Keep it to yourself then, the people that agree have heard it all before and those that don't have done the same

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

Later Kanra.

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

The saddest sadist is happier than the merriest masochist.

With any luck, much later.

James Reyes
James Reyes

Shiro

now that's someone I haven't seen in ages

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

brb school

Chase Myers
Chase Myers


reply to me

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

Wanna look at OW porn together like bros?

Public announcement of me removing you from steam
again

I hope it was hearty.

Kevin Nelson
Kevin Nelson

drop out

Dominic James
Dominic James

how was vegas chris

Charles Stewart
Charles Stewart

The double remove.

Extra harsh.

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

why not ice on an ice pokemon?

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

Can't stop won't stop

We can jerk eachother off like bros too.

The only good points were the shows and the fact that I spent most of my time there drunk. I was definitely on the losing side of gambling.

John Morales
John Morales

wow fam
the now i feel like a common slut
smh

pain is spooky, unless it's momentary making someone miserable for your own benefit is a little too much for me

Benjamin Brooks
Benjamin Brooks

my fridge started making spooky rattling sounds and then a deep rumbling sound before tons of crashing sounds is really scary

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

nice, bet you lost every thing on blackjack @ new york new york

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

knockturnal

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

Go buy a cross.

The 5 dollar tables there were the only tables that treated me well, actually.

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

It hungers for what it cannot have. It must refrigerate human.

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

T'was a fine laugh.

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

oh pls daisy
youre my #1
i just barely talk to kanra
he's my friend~
unlike you, my love interest

James Hughes
James Hughes

That's what you think *unsheathes katana* Nothing personnal, kid.

*shlashes u 3 times, licks blood from katana, flips cape, and tips fedora*

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

Because its 2 other attacking moves are Thunderbolt and Heat Wave, which makes it useless against ground, dragon, rock, and such

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

Lmao nice. Where did you stay at? Did you hit up Omnia or Drais?

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

betting in Vegas

One thing I learned from living there: never do that

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

breed me a zapdos pls

John Collins
John Collins

:^))))))))

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

Oh so more of an elemental zap dos

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

haha
gambling addiction

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

Breed means cum inside multiple times

Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

aaa what would that help

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

oddly enough this is the one area i am somewhat experienced in
nothing online ever ends well unless shallow fam
also personally the lack of real life contact sort of ruins those sorts of things for me

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

Sure, let's go with that

Nigga Zapdos is a legendary, you can't breed it

James Edwards
James Edwards

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