Fuck yeah naps
Fuck yeah naps
but Tp has a job petting doggies
Whitey out of nowhere.
What's good, e-niggas?
I dont like the majority of the alice chat people but having you come around recently is great
You have a warming prescense
Missed you too Scoots
Hey again Rin
Passed out for a bit. No sleep + heat is super fun
Daddy cummies 3
i aint no nigga
doggos make you smile
You need an update, dude.
Don't remind me man, I'm already dying inside cause I'm leaving soon.
tfw you will never have another korean qt call you "Oppa"
I don't see how my presence is warming but good to hear it my man. I'm just a meme.
thats all we got ehere boyo
but there are good memes and bad memes
I LOVE IT WHEN YA CALL ME BIG OPPA
Lol -licks my lips- pics?
these niggers have been going to war with the cops all their lives, they know how to kill people
Thank you for correcting my spelling, Scoots <3
Lol oh snap
Then you're one the very few lucky people to land a job in a liberal city
Get your mind out of the FUCKING gutter
You told me before. Please tell me why you hate them
Glad you appreciate that
I'll be your doggo...
What time is it over there in the future?
Hai Luka ^^
Gah whats that girls name? She is a qt
No i didn't.
.///. you're making this worse
on steam or skype!
I think you have very skewed political ideas
Nothings hotter than a korean girl calling you oppa during sex man.
What do you mean by get my mind out of the gutter?
You're not entitled to everyone finding you attractive.
Whoa whoa whoa Shiro is mine. Get the fuck back
you'll never have your fingertips chopped off by a Group B car's air intakes while it drifts around a medium fast corner
Why even live
ill be your loving master
It occurs to me that Myon pretty much just looks like a giant sperm cell.
you'll never have Grim walk into your gay club and give everyone free shots
I'd be happy with just the sex tbh
I'll show youmu a myon myon
Never settle for less!
You never meow for me...
I was telling Lenko the other day about how I want an evo lancer, guy goes off on me saying how they're really bad cars n shit like he knows anything
they're one of the worst
he starts to look into it
it's actually good
I'll take you for a ride in my evo if you ever come to the states
I should watch her animu
Go to bed
I found it when I was looking through my folder earlier, and was like "Perfect."
I saved it all day just for when you got home.
I didn't say trash I said 3rd rate japanese cars. And in terms of breaking down and repairs they're up there with ford.
Best use of this I've seen ever.
you compared them to other cars which are actually garbage. go llok up videos of how they run/handle
It's greatly appreciated~
I like when people correct me because I can learn from it ^^
YES YOU DID
Post it here, anonymous~ No one is going to mind
So do you, you want to vote for Bernie
Look at me. Does it look like I care? I'm prefect
You're crossing the line ._.
Make sure you have a machine gun and someone loading the ammo for you
Is that you?
I wanna 205. Let's race when I have my 205 T16.
I also found others
that'd be cp..
Why would you think that?
I dont want to vote for any of the candidates
If I wass forced to I would definately
but I have zero interest in the current political candidates
You're new to me.
lawl i should prolly watch it too...
i guess that's why i'm looking up torrents for it.
thats like half of me
hahaha omg yes
you've got me watching rally videos again. i think i drive the way i do for a reason
I'm a one man army.
I'm mad, I don't want to post anymore. Luka took my man
..is that bulge
On a second thought, going crazy in a Group B car is pretty much suicide.
Doesn'tfeel very good does it
I'm a one man army
wants to kill nigs
hardly knows anything about guns
you probably know more gun names from games then you do on how to use any single gun
pretty much suicide
sounds like a challenge. i love a challenge.
Then why'd you internet yell at me to get my mind out of the gutter.
It's the best you'll get when it comes to acknowledgement.
Get owned online kid
I think it's just a weird arting
I put another pickguard on my guitar : )
Yeah not going to deny that. I'm strong and have big hands
brb laying down to relax and cool down for a bit.
I'm strong and have big hands
okay do you want me to even break this down or are we done here?
I wouldn't mind either way
What do you even do to not be relaxed?
Ah yes, reminds me of highschool.
We're done here asshole
Come cuddle with me I'm tired still
Date night is next week don't forget lol
Think it might be too lewd for you
Also why no mei?
Luka took my man
I think I'll make "Getting a rally spec 205 T16 Evo 2" a goal of mine.
that sounds like you want me to break it down. don't add to it again or i'll go off
Why is there an internet fight going on here
what did i miss
I think I'm mostly out of those.
I-if you're happy...
you do that very well
Just a little bit over a month to go... 8)
Pmuch me irl right now
.Good! You should be!
flip floop flap.gif
it's okay, i have fun while making them and it makes me laugh, so it's fine if thats it
what about mei?
thank you grim san >///////<
people r gonna hate us if we shoot fire on their shit
i think he's trying to do the passive aggressive thing more than i do it
till what? do you still not remember what i said?
i actually mute my mic and laugh every time you bring it up
mei is trash
Probably not, unless it's really obvious, in which case I'd prefer you just say it already.
who said 2 and who said 6
me right now
You've lost me. just steam me already asshole
Did Beepboop just rekt Lenko in an internet argument?
I wasn't paying attention.
I found another one
more like this
Time to hit the hay and hump my Lancer EVO 6 dakimakura.
Sorry no hablo ingles
Ill show one of my loveliest
Why don't you ava her?
Still lost. Why can't you just send a message with what you mean? Holy fucking shit I'm tired of this game.
I'll pose you like that.
And probably grab that boodie
I'm stealing you from desu
why does it have to be a message on steam. what's wrong with here?
here i'll make it more simple for you. i said 6months is good and you said 2months
this is still talking about what you were talking about earlier which if you somehow already forgot, was moving here.
When the hell did you ever say 6 months? I believe I was the only one who said 6 months at first but that's way too long and I want to make my move quickly.
You're not meant to tell the person when you have a plan like that..
Y-you're making me feel funny..
when we first talked about it. it was the original plan, for like 2 days then you were all "oh well i like 3months better" than said how someone was helping and were all "actually 2months"
you even tried to make it next month but i have that thing next month
is it a plan if it's already been done?
opened up my web browser on my desktop just to post this
No I don't think so
But it hasn't :c
The penis in my heart is throbbing with desire
Yeah I know. But I'm putting myself out there you know? New place which I know almost nothing about. My mom already booked her flight for the 30th. So yeah, there's that and I'm going to be there on the 30th as well. Idk what you plan to do but regardless I'll just get my own place then. If you're seriously going to just flake now and not just go after the thing.
I was gonna meet up with squash but on the day we were supposed to meet up it rained :~:
So go fuck something
going to just flake
I told you this a while ago but realized last night that you thought that I said 2months
What the fuck did you think I meant when I said "the time I said is good for me"?
I had told you to come up here anywhere to check out the place before you do to make sure you like it anyway.
Don't call me a flake when you just have a shit memory lol
DONALD TRUMP LIVE NOW
bbl gonna kick my dad's ass in cribbage for Father's Day
Have fun Elma~
I thought you meant after July would be good for you because of that thing you're going to. It's already decided. I'm going there and living there. Ready or not I'm coming.
Weird because I had never said that was good to begin with. If you're really going to then go ahead, I already told you I have here to finish first(not just the wedding)
idk if thats an option
What could you possibly have to do that will take you 4 months?
Oh I got Delon into J Cole hard a week ago
Lately most nights it's been talking to him and drinking all night. I woke up people the other night just singing my heart out
I think he actually will get married to his gf, they're pretty good together. Both want to fuck all the time but they're both religious af so they don't lmao
The same shit that I told Ui I am doing 6months ago as a reason why I couldn't move in with him then.
small town living memes
take your pick
It'll feel really good in a moment...
lately most nights it's been talking to delon and drinking all night
NEED I REMIND YOU WHY THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA?
Yes, you never revealed your secret plans though.
Oh did I tell you about the upcoming tribal vote?
We're gonna get back into marijuana memes
Oh and please do tell me because it's not at all
I-I'm all yours
It's called a secret for a reason
when you're just having a good time and mgd starts stuttering about cocks
Yes you've already told me about how your tribe wants to just deal pot.
You are aggravating, you know that?
*drinks bong water*
my tribe dealss pot
I thought I was the pet here, master.
Watch out for bears now
I could not even begin to try to give less of a fuck than I do right now, but okay.
I should have spoilered that one.
They already tried and got in the national news for getting busted.
Misplaced hate brings disgrace to races
dont take your frusteration out on me man
oh he's all depressed right now because he can't fuck her because religion and he can't work because of the law
this whole summer is just blue balls for him
I'm not going to answer you simply out of spite. And I'm ending this conversation here because it's going nowhere and I don't want to say something that might make this worse than you're already making it. Whatever.
if that's about me then you're retarded
..I-I get carried away..
I'm trying to get some.
The bears can wait.
When did you become religious?
I'm not going to explain it because I can't and I'm going to stop talking because I'm butthurt af
Ah my bad
I'm trying to do the same >.>
Sure if that's what you want to think. Go ahead.
It's alright. I'm yours.
How was your walk love?
My dad and I keep talking about global happenings. He showed me a belt buckle that belonged to my uncles great grandfather who was a smoke jumper, one of the first apparently.
We might go take care of a few fires this summer
kinda funny that I had planned to link this song next and was going to bring this up too. it was completely unrelated but listening to it makes me wonder how my mind really works
So tell me, when did you suddenly become religious
afaik nobody here actually says they're religious than the two who use it as a meme
we can make it each other feel really good
Never mind then, I get who it's about now.
You can vote this election right?
Wait no I take that back because I'm actually a good Christian boy from a small town
who it's about now
It wasn't about anyone but myself.
I only believe in consensual sex between a man and a woman in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Y-yes, Master !
I was thinking of two others.
is this thread better yet
I heard Luka is a virgin >.>
Tfw youre a good catholic boy from a small town
You do realize that being religious, feigned or otherwise, won't make either's opinions of you change, right?
today was a good day.
I hope you all had a good day.
not unless they are a bigot
My afternoon is better now.
Thought it's so damn hot.
So I'm drinking sports drink.
C-can I do that to you...?
I bet she is like a dead fish in bed
You on the other hand are eager to take all of me
And are waifu material <3
How did you win 7/10 of your provisionals?
The quiet ones are the most craziest
don't hate the player, hate the game.
I was quoting someone. I wouldn't fake that shit for anyone, they're either going to like me for who I am or not. Living a lie is just sad.
If it really would effect how they see someone if they were or not, that just says something about them. It shouldn't matter that much to themunless they're a satanist
WHY NOT JUST RESPOND TO THE TEXT?
I did have a good day, thanks!
4:55 PM - X is now Online.
4:57 PM - X: I think i left my anal beads at your house
I allow it
She isn't quiet tho
She just says everything is lewd
Me having a dick is too lewd for her
Also she can't cook, clean, work out, or anything special
Don't feed, and let your team carry you if you aren't doing well.
I know I'm shit, but I just make sure I'm not particularly feeding until mid-late game. By that point hopefully other members of my team are fed.
Hating you a bit right now.
Th-thank you, Master!
You're cheating on me?
But you like her more than me
I want to punch you so hard right now even though my right hand is already battered to hell.
I don't think you're shit, I'm just genuinely surprised. The gap between being placed Silver 5 and 1 is high.
You don't mean people in general do you?
I.. Uhm.. It's not what it looks like?
What would make you think that?
Pretty sure I was just trying to add you and not her
The two that were talking about the other two in thread.
Tsuchi if you must know, one of them isn't who you think it is.
That was Swedish Fish wasn't it
Is that game real???
Whatever man, the only thing it does is delay your arrival. Not like your absence will be that impactful.
I know it will, it already has for a while now.
Do I need to remind you that I'm the one who has wanted to move there for years? Stop compensating already, it's just sad at this point.
No sadly. Could make a Deadman Wonderland fighting game with other games like Mugen
Should I wait till date night next week to cam up or can you do it now?
Can I ask who they are and get an answer?
Thank you. My goal is to get to Gold eventually.
Lol, why are you so surprised?
HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID? KYS.
Not to mention you're the one who told me to move there for the past year or so.
Let's just say I don't think you're amazing but still not bad.
be me last night
I'll drink tonight, I don't work til Monday
wake up hung over with a voicemail asking me to come in from 1-9 and work outside in the 100+ degree heat
go in because fuck me
Gotta get that AX money but FUCK
Not dead. Going to psych today
Yes but not here.
calm down m8
for a year or so
I gave you the idea after I bursted your bubble about how terrible of an idea it was to actually move to Japan, this was what, 2-3months ago?
bbl, again. the other might keep posting.
aah all love to fangs
If I die, send flowers to my bitches and hos
I'm still going there.
So you thought I was like Silver 4
Fuck yeah traps*
Who here has dead homies?
I don't think I have you on steam.
Wish I had fangs...
At least you'renot Bronze 4 like yours truly :^)
vagina girls > dick "girls"
I'mma pour one out later to they memory my man
what's a vagina girl?
Too many dead homies left on those streets
my name keeps getting ate
why are your brad images saved lma0000000
I didn't put a number on it. Best way I can put this without hurting your feelings is saying that I think you're new and still kinda play like you are. Idk though, could be wrong.
An actual girl.
<caring about ranks or gains
irk rly lmao
get a fakey and see how it is
oh right. those...
Will do, and I'll attend your funeral.
That just raises many more questions.
Pour out some Hennessey on my grave
If Colbs died, I wouldn't be at the funeral.
I'd be in jail 4 killing th fukr hu kild him.
Wah, but if I just get careless about it it'll be weird...
Help me find some!
I'll do that as well then.
You're gonna have to kill the heat in California then
I'll punch out god for you.
Knife him for me
It's funny how I tend to cause that with people.
heat in California
Fucking a man I was outside today working too
Extreme heat warning till Thurday
Yeah, why do you do that?
but its prolly in canada shops, iunno those
It fucking suuuuuucks. At least we have a water cooler outside
IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE WATCHING.
No problem fam, I'll write a rap in your memory like gangsta's paradise-esque.
You make it sound like it's intentional.
I'll do my best!
Back to work kill me
Oh yeah I have a 1/2 gallon jug I bring everywhere with me. Lots of people dead from the heat in AZ so fuck that
rip in protein
Because it is.
i'd be at colbert's funeral smoking my new ecig smh'ing
That smug smile would suggest that you do.
Um, what does the "Screen Capture" option do?
I'm proud to be an american
where at least I know I have a fabulous flag
It's a mystery.
his name is smiles. all of his smiles' are smug
Then it's funner to look together!
anyone named smiles must have a really muffed up dark side
Tell me about your new avatar
I saw that I'd accidentally checked it the last time I was here, but it doesn't seem to have done anything.
kinda like o.j.
Oh hush Tracer.
You cause more confusion than I ever do.
I feel like you're reaching.
What new avatar?
I'll go under the assumption that is captures a picture of the current screen.
fang shopping does sound lovely
You say that like it's a bad thing.
fuck off smiles
But where does it go, ya know?
If you have it enabled, you'll see check boxes in the top left of posts.
If you click those to select posts, then click [Grab] it takes an image of the posts.
Everything with you sounds lovely.
Well there you go.
An efficient way to cap posts.
Perhaps but can you honestly say you don't do those things for sheer pleasure from time to time?
When did you start disliking me, boo?
Not a bad thing, but I don't like getting called black by a pot.
have you been watching that new doc series?
it's pretty rad
In ur pictures folder
I'm a moron.
keep disliking smiles boo. he can't stand it when people don't like him
You know more about me than anyone else on the internet, currently. So I can't be too pot like for you, currently.
Now for everyone else, I'm a pot.
oh oh and maybe we'll be braver together when shopping.. clothes
Your new avatar.
You know more about me than anyone else on the internet, currently.
did you cyber her back in her whore mlpchan days?
stay in gym, eat your gains
Korean canned tuna is fucking delicious btw guys
I think I'm the only person who cared to explore.
It was a bit weird day one, but it seems more stable now.
are you actually in korea, old kanra?
yo fam ecigs are kinda dangerous. i think i'm going to od lol
I am currently eating korean canned tuna.
Sitting in korea
not currently looking at korean cuties
it gets you banned
It doesn't seem to work for me. It's not biggie though. Thanks for the information. ♥
What does the [Grab] thing next to the catalog and manual update buttons do?
that's cool. i find korean's particularly attractive. and vietnamese sometimes. thai bitches kinda look too trashy most of the time. filipino are hit or miss
most of the time I'm too busy for it to be purely intentional.
Lol okay, Mr. Pot.
How are you?
..or maybe that's even more embarrassing
Koreans and Japanese are my thing. Koreans have that super cute personality and are very caring. Japanese girls are just cute and caring.
Love you too Miss Kettle.
I like rice and seafood, so I don't doubt I too could survive in Korea.
It downloads all images from the entire board into your HDD.
yeah man something about koreans. some dimes up in that culture
Lots of seafood, but a lot more chicken/pork/bulgolgi
They kill me man. They're too fucking cute, and I'm going to Japan in 6 months for all the cosplaying cuties.
What are you up to?
If you had to choose between Smiles and Sabs, who would you choose?
chinks are pretty hot too i guess. more so cantonese
sabrina no question
I thought I was Pot.
Apparently screenshots the ticked posts
Getting ready to shower and head out for errands/work. Wbu?
you looking for a wife or just a good time?
That's rather useless.
Why would one implement it
You would make the best wife, Soto.
Smiles and Sabs should post cock.
That's not what it does.
I'd prefer an actual girlfriend for a few years
All I ever seem to do is lead girls on because they're all boring though.
Feels bad man.
Asian girls are.... really fucking basic.
sabrina is like the smarter, less religious guilt, less sjw version of smiles
and she didn't cyber practically everyone on mlpchan
not choosing both
Wow you guys suck
A SabsxSmiles sandwich would be pretty nice tbh
: ^ )
they really are. most of my friends have asian girlfriends
it seems like a settle imo
I did my best, cher capitaine!
No, no, you can pretend you're buying for me!
I think user meant in the actual catalog.
I haven't done it there, only in thread.
you kinda gotta give rin props for doing his taking a year break, post 24/7 for a month, rinse and repeat thing
it's admirable in a really weird no homo way
I'm young, so I'm not cool with basic girls. At the least I'd settle with a girl that plays videogames/watches anime and shit.
I'd prefer one that lifts or works out, and likes to do shit like skydiving and snowboarding.
Hard as fuck to find in asian culture.
rin left for four years though
Rin should start a cult.
Relaxing. Gonna watch some 60's star trek.
I don't have a new avatar.
I had this one for 5 months.
Never the same month, though.
And not consistently every year.
Considering I missed two.
I'm e-hugging you back, but I don't want to hunt my hugging pictures.
shoulda made it 5 lmao
nah fam he comes back at least once a year
Tell me about her.
aah that's perfect.
that way we can get anything.
mmh couuld be
Oooh, wait. I got it.
And no worries. I appreciate it anyway.
Miss Silly Kettle then.
Iona from Selector Infected and Selected Spread.
It's kinda hard to tell you about her because she was 3 different people through the show, each one sharing a similar likeness, and being completely different people.
What nigga. I don't want some boring ass girl who likes to "travel, read, and watch movies" as most of them here do. That's basically all any of them like.
At the least I'd settle with a girl that plays videogames/watches anime and shit.
why would you want a lazy gamer girl?
I'd prefer one that lifts or works out, and likes to do shit like skydiving and snowboarding.
those bitches are crazy too though
a comfortable tweener seems the way to go
also maybe half korean
did your restaurant job not work out?
I thought Rin worked at aMcDonalds
We can get everything we want!
No more being shy about it!
I thought I saw one, but I lost it.
So have a drink instead.
Worked out fine.
Got stressed now and then, and I was consistently closing, but then I quit for school.
putting an electric toothbrush inside you
why did i never think of this
Where do you work at Subt- Oh wait
Because the other half of me is a lazy gamer dude.
I just lift a lot and go do fun shit on the weekends.
That's about it. I wouldn't mind any race as long as I found them attractive and cute tbh.
Full-time student yo :3
There's a bunch of them.
I haven't actually gone through them all, but it feels like most Touhous have a drink.
Holy shit, is he a fuccboi?
Because the only guys I know with voices that high like the dick.
Just get a part time job or something
Its not like youre doing anything rn
Yush, we'll get em all!
I hope you never wake up
We should have drinks, dang it!
He loves the dick, especially underage dick.
Guys what if Rin was actually Mordin this whole time
Thing is, I would only be able to work for a couple months.. before I'm busy with summer and then school starts again
Actually, it's super early, but I think I'm going to head to bed too.
So I can wake up early, hopefully.
I want to so bad.
They all seem so good!
At least I only hit on legal people.
Is she evil?
What's your favorite fruit? That'll be the first ingredient in the cocktail named after you.
/r/ing tech support (and since big dicked ikt isn't here you fucks will do):
so my laptop keeps auto shutting down cause it gets too hot
i naturally assume the fan or whatever is not working
my question is: will putting an icepack under it make it auto shutoff for getting too cold?
Your "harem" was mostly underage.
mordin makes rin look like a golden god
Get canned air and clean it out.
Then just don't put it on a fabric surface when using it.
i put it on a chair that has like a plastic service. you think it just needs to be blown out?
Smiles in a couple of years.jpg
Smile's is going to turn eighteen in a couple of years?
Lexi made me start a "[poster] in a few years.jpg" collection.
lol i made it cold af though
shut down now
LMAO srs shit tho
a couple of months
Thats all you need tbh
Ahh, is funny.
that was too easy
even before it came out that mateen frequented gay dating sites
They were mad I didn't have any filenames with them in it.
I want a soto in a few years.jpg too
mordin is as bad if not worse than desu
people just think he's cuter cause he's from finfuckland
He's gonna end up meeting up with a trap from here, fucking, then yeah, shooting spree.
Always a chance of one being made later.
You can have a picture of a skeleton and label it Tracer in a few years.
You really think so?
I would feel bad if I didn't work at a place for at least 6 months
implying he hasn't already met with a trap and purchased an ar-15
I already made that joke.
based on appearance and what just happened, i don't think anyone would sell him one.
Damn. Didn't see it.
so i was watching some dude perfect bullshit last night where they were being douchebags as usual and shooting targets
and i was like i kinda want a gun
and like the process of getting a license is so involved
i have to all take a selfie and upload it
fuck that noise
needing a license
do me a favor and uncuck yourself by moving
Just buy a van.
And some fertilizer.
i don't really get why anyone really wants one?
except like compensating