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Blake James
Blake James

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7tjaK3BqXE

boo thread

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Camden Turner
Camden Turner

neat, rare boo thread

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

I don't really plan ahead, and the store isn't even a 3 minute walk.
fortnight
For me, every night is a FortNight baby~

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

Hail Satan

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

#realtalk - boo is aite

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

#realtalk - Sabrina's peñor ./////.

William Robinson
William Robinson

If I lived near a grocer, I'd go every day or every other day too. I typically go once or twice a month and stock up on stuff. I have a big freezer chest, so I can get meat on sale and keep it for months.

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

first post best post

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

I bet you make big ok bbq and briskest :3

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

-holds the caffinated bliss to your lips-

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

I may go get spinach enchiladas after work now. Gettin' hungry!

Colby and I used to talk every day and were very close. I worry that I messed that up by not being very talkative for a few months. I have trouble being interesting and was going through a rough time.

Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

gg erin

gg

Ian Adams
Ian Adams

I have little space in my freezer, and it's super close, so that makes sense.

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

Do it have good eats

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

I can feel a fever coming on. Anyone know how to prevent?

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

Jealous?
"OK" is the right term. I don't make great bbq by any means. Maybe if I owned a little piece of land, I could dig a pit and bury a brisket in there with some coals for a few days. :3

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

Yep! It's a tiny family-owned taqueria. Only one person there speaks English. That's how you know the food's good.

Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

if you're sick,
you're sick.

drink fluids. there are no short-term solutions, just symptom management.

weird why you'd link me.

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

this comes from a clean comic in case anyone is wondering

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

Honestly, I wish I lived closer to a place with fresh fruits and veggies. I often buy frozen because fresh goes bad too quickly at my house if I stock up, and I can't afford to drive to the store every day.

Benjamin Garcia
Benjamin Garcia

holy shit its kanra

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

Hell yeah, girth and length on point,
A few days????
Well you are a spice child
Like doodar
Authentic Mexican :) sounds amazing I'm so jealous!

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

Guys this is like my anthem

representing the low lifes

dat bass tho

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

-sucks on the tip- .///.

Wyatt Powell
Wyatt Powell

Is it that far, then?
I live in one of the streets where all the shops are at, so that's great.
Gotta move out soon tho

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

How fucking far is your store from you?

Like mine is literally 2 blocks away

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

good girl

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

How many bronies are still bronies nowadays?
Like, how big is the MLP fandom now?

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

It's still large and stuff

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

Is scoots still a pone?

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

I still occasionally frequent the threads.

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

he had me rp as braeburn once

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

I think that was an accident, it was for everyone.

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

idontevenknowwhatthatis

Oliver Sanchez
Oliver Sanchez

scoots is autistic of course he's a pone

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

once

And the rest

Alexander James
Alexander James

the gay pony

Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

got anything else for me to suck on, master~?

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

Gayburn

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

oh.. kay?

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

I'd spoonfeed googles chicken noodlesoup and give hime some 7up when he's thirsty
Also give him some emergen-C occasionally so he can recover a little bit faster

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

he's gonna feel cucked when we do

Michael Bailey
Michael Bailey

To be fair, Soto, anyone who wouldn't nurse him back to health must be gay or something.

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

I had a rant typed out.

tl;dr i'm not sure, but surely it's smaller just due to natural progression of time and new things to obsess over, but I was always in it for the few creators (animators and parody makers), and the original /b/ pony group, most of whom can still be found on Steam and Discord, but ponies became a background thing for even them a couple years ago

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

i don't wanna fuck you boo, i am too powerful

you would not recover

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

it'd be for the best

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

Rants are fine.
I still see some posted now and than as reaction images, but not much more beyond that.
Don't even know whether the show is still running.

Caleb Reyes
Caleb Reyes

7up?

What the heck.

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

ITS GOOD FOR TUMMYACHES YOU BITCH

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

i feel so naked without my iphone

i pray to got my new one comes monday

and early on monday, cause i also have to pick up a prescription and i don't wanna be stuck here waiting to see if it comes or not all day

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

7up's pretty great

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

When I'm sick I drink real Canadian ginger ale, made with real Canadian ginger.

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

I dunno, I think it would be kinda gross.

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

No one told you to give your phone away to that bum

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

erin, srsly, what am i supposed to do with that information?

Noah Bennett
Noah Bennett

what?

what bum?

i traded it in to cover the upfront cost on a new one...

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

nothing, or whatever you feel like, idk

Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

Jump. Off. A. Bridge

Liam Long
Liam Long

i was going to find something political.
but then i ended up watching it.
it was about how trump was stupid

and I was going to say, 'suck on this'.

it doesn't matter now.

how's your Sat going?

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

Would you prefer Sprite or Canada Dry?

Levi Williams
Levi Williams

ok then.

and yeah, he already steam chatted me about whatever made-up situation he felt he was in.

horn dogs

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

Where the Goober at?

Jaxson Cruz
Jaxson Cruz

The closet decent grocer to me is about a 15 minute drive away on a good day. If you factor in traffic, it can take half an hour. Everything's so spaced out in Texas and you have to drive everywhere. It's ridiculous.

When I was a teenager, my uncle asked my mom and I to cook for a luau his church was hosting. We wrapped a pig in tons of foil with spices and pineapple and stuff in it, lined a hole in the ground with coal, and buried it for a day and a half to slow roast. We found the recipe on a Hawaiian cooking site. It was a pain in the ass, but turned out yummy!

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

Poor erin

Nathaniel Perry
Nathaniel Perry

i'm sorry about your brain damage, you don't deserve to be losing your mind like this

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

What's wrong with water?

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

It is. It's been a pretty okay season. They had a fandom oriented episode. Episode 100. Which contained so many fucking in-jokes, including an unofficial hinted at lesbian ship.

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

poor thing panics over things that aren't even real

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

I woulda expected you to be the shota type that has a sweet tooth and enjoys fizzy drinks

If you like water then its so much easier on me and my wallet

Though Green tea or Black tea would be nice if its cold

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

Oh man, that really sucks.
You want to live in the Countryside, right? Think you'd be closer to stores?

Hehe, that's pretty neat.
I'm not a fan of the show, but I do think it's done well.

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

I'd be further from stores, but further from noisy people. :3

I could also grow some of my own veggies and maybe plant some fruit trees. Oh, and watermelon! I could have a little patch.

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

Damn that sounds so effing good
I've only recently acquired a taste for pineapples
Woo juicing
I wannado a pulled pork or something super slow cooked sometimes soon.
Nothing quite like melts meat
melt in the mouth meat ;)

David Phillips
David Phillips

Getting my body prepared for AX

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

I suppose. It's also be a nicer place to walk through.
Gardening sounds nice.
I don't like feeling dirty though. But that's only really for by hands.

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

why do you even live in Texas, there seems to be nothing good there

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

it's weird.

someday i'm going to look back on my life, and realize that internet and ponies were pretty significant.

my history and memories are inextricably tied with ponies.

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

When I cum it's literally like 2 drops lol

T.M.I. of the day
/blog

Aaron Sanchez
Aaron Sanchez

Some green tea would be nice.

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

y-you too?

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

ko-hi

gween tee

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

:O

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

Oh well, it's harmless right?
There's plenty of people making worse 'mistakes'

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

Oh Grim, you are here <3

Jacob Miller
Jacob Miller

I'm not a huge fan of pineapple, and I hate it on pizza, but it can add some sweetness to roasted meats. If you like pulled pork, you'd love Cuban food.

I'm the same way, but something tells me having a neat little garden and helping my veggies grow big and tasty would be satisfying. I'd just have to learn some patience.

Also, a lot of small country towns have farmers markets where you can buy stuff people have grown locally.

no state income tax
tex-mex and mexican food
bbq
tons of other ethnic foods
beautiful lakes
a decent coast
good beer
no earthquakes (except in the fracking fields, lol)

It's a decent place, despite some flaws. Every place has negatives.

Is that because of the hormones? Does it still feel good? (Being nosy.)

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

hallo

Henry Ross
Henry Ross

I've helped plenty in my aunt's or parent's gardens growing stuff. It's relaxing, when the weather is nice.
Farmers markets sound neat.

David Miller
David Miller

https://clips.twitch.tv/m0e_tv/HelplessChimpanzeeBORT
https://gfycat.com/ScaryBestEel

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

Must be. My balls are like super tiny now too apparently. But yes, it still feels good.

It's happening! ^~^

Grim, there was a yellow jacket and I think we have a nest on my front porch and it was all up in my grill and I was all like YO I MIGHT BE A DAINTY FLOWER, BUT I AIN'T AN ACTUAL FLOWER, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

That's my stoop-story <3

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

wow we have most of that too!

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

Mmmmm I love the Latino foods and other things
Spices
And sweet
Non
I never have pineapple on pizza, that's s sin
You had plenty of Cuban? Anything you'd suggest?
I really fancy seafood

Luis King
Luis King

rofl nice

try to find the nest then like
hose it down with soapy water at night, it'll kill em

Ryan Fisher
Ryan Fisher

it's not so much as a mistake,

as part of my internet career.

Holla Forums is the latest chapter in that surreal 21st century internet adventure

and tbh i don't know how to feel about that.

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

Nah, I'm gonna let the homeowner deal with it lol I'm only home for like 2 nights a week anyway so IDC

Connor Butler
Connor Butler

oh right you're renting
oops~

Evan Thompson
Evan Thompson

Hence quotationmarks.
Animus will always be a weird part of my life to later look back on.
But a good part.

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

Okay that's pretty cray-cray.
Does Genji's dash push people too?

I slept 4 hours at night and then went to gym at 11 am and got home a bit later only to get back to bed.

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

Fire hose

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

aka my dick

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

glad someone feels that way

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

THE FIRE HOOOOOOSE!

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

No I don't think so.. he just kinda
jumped through the ledge and went past it
I guess you can replicate it pretty easily

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

And you were trying to make me go to sleep super early.

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

Farmers markets sound neat
They have them in the city too, just not very close to me. The last time I went I got the tastiest watermelon I've ever had.

:D

The cuban place I go to makes a dish called machuquillo, which is mashed plantains in a ball with shrimp or sea bass and some veggies mixed in. Good stuff!

You want me to move there, huh?

Such an underrated movie.

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

o-hayou~!!!

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

haha Yeah, I've actually seent that one!

I really dug Cecil B. Demented.

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

Don't you think the same way?

I've not bought non-canned fruit since living by myself.
Scared of it spoiling.

Xavier Ortiz
Xavier Ortiz

>_<
nigga i haven't done anything all day

i'm taking the time out of my nothing to respond

what do you want

actually, one more reply after this and i'm going to tackle my list

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

Yeah
I want you to get out of that hick state and have some fun

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

Rin said Nigga

jesus christ how horrifying

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

I just wanted to say hello. Hello

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

I'm not even going to dignify that with a direct response.

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

What do plantains taste like, that sounds godly as hell
That's the sucky thing about my area, we have Indians and Italians but nothing more adventurous. There is a Cuban place an hour away though. I'd been to a Commie meeting there. I should check it out?

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

I feel like playing something but I just don't feel like overwatch right now.

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

I'm torn. maybe it's me, maybe it's this place, but I don't judge it as harshly as I once did.

Oh. Hi.

bye

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

dream that all the cool, hot jocks in school came to my house after school to have a party
even the boy I have a crush on
he led me to the bedroom
realize I'm not nor ever will be cool enough to have a party at my house
wake up
god is dead

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

I'll miss you

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

I didn't realize it was Pharah he killed with the wall-jump, thought he just dashed at them from beneath and pushed them into air.

That happens quite a lot, kind of want to go back to sleep.

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

I said ohayou god damn it

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

I stopped being attached to it. But I don't dislike this place in any way.

Mornin'

Blake Adams
Blake Adams

hi nezi

William Young
William Young

And I didn't notice.

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

Cecil B. Demented
google
I have not seen this, but it looks amazing! Thanks!

I prefer frozen to canned 'cause I don't like the syrup the can the stuff with. But yeah, fresh fruit tends to spoil too quickly for my taste.

Maybe one day.

They taste similar to potatoes, but it really depends on how they're prepared. Just like taters, they can be used in a billion creative ways to enhance dishes. Also, they're great when fried! Like slightly sweet french fries. My best friend's dad fries them for us when we visit and we dip 'em in honey.

You're not going to post gross stuff at me, are you?

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

the only thing that is holding you back is your bad tastes in glasses and ugly face tbh
It could happen tbh

machuquillo
thats newbie shit

Try Tostones rellenos next time

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

I'm not nor ever will be cool enough to have a party at my house

If you rent a keg...they will come...

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

ay

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

Maybe you should.

Especially if you're tired.

Ohayou.

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

I'm going to commit seppuku

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

Tostones rellenos
Woah. That looks good.

Isaac Scott
Isaac Scott

It's a shame, really.
I do like fruits, just on occasion.
BRB, Groceries.

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

Dang they sound good
Exotic bums
I love tastebud travels

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

The problem is that it's only 9 pm, and I'd probably wake up too early.

Hudson Foster
Hudson Foster

I do like fruits

Andrew Mitchell
Andrew Mitchell

I'm actually really cute Soto, I think you just have bad taste.

hm... interesting...
*writes down*

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

Loco loves bananas

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

Let's be real, you'll probably wake up too early either way.

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

Yeah but then who can I make fun of?

James Myers
James Myers

fucking this so hard

just remember a keg will go from around 100 to 150 dollars tho

So worth tbh

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

Or I could sleep in real late, it's one of those unpredictable things.

Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

hey fortune, how are you =)

-pets-

bad sandisk!

sup eisen !

what's your saturday look like?

how are you user?

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

Well.
I can't not call Milo a fruit.

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

my corpse

100 to 150
life is just telling me to get a job at this point

:3
suh

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

Have fun!

I need to try more foods. I'm always up for that.
It doesn't matter how popular or unpopular you are: If people get word that there's going to be plenty of booze, they will show up. If you're too young to get a keg, find a cool older person to do it for you. :3

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

memes :u

gotta head to work soon
but I'm super happy, I got tons of sleep last night thanks to melatonin tablets

finally don't feel like shit

James Johnson
James Johnson

So you could also wake up just on time if you went to bed now.

Only time will tell.

I'm doing fine, I suppose, how about you?

Hudson Roberts
Hudson Roberts

Let's go on a threaders food road trip

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

Maybe you should actually get one for once

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

i like bananas but i always need to lube them up with chocolate sauce before i jimmy them down my throat so it's too messy to eat on the regular

what is this

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

I can't be omnipotent straight from the point where I wake up.

That sounds way too RNG-based.

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

Bet loco swaddled banana with nuts

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

loco get rid of your mole already

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

Looks like me accidentally falling asleep in my chair again

Sup with you

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

It's endearing, unlike your cancered dick

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

The RNG is there either way.
May way's just less fun.
Or it might be more fun, who knows what'll happen when you wake up.

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

find a cool older person to do it for you
do cool older people like getting their dick sucked by a junior?

eugh
work
NEET for life tbh
ah, I have some but I didn't take em
went to sleep when it got light again

wut
no it's not

yeah, you're right
target was pretty gud, i could apply online and didn't need references
i should try again there

not loving the natural taste of bananas
shame on u

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

I bet we get a show on the Travel Channel. They let any moron on the air.

A hug. Hi.

Ummmm...I imagine there's at least one. Don't know who's getting the better end of that deal though.

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

I just realised it's 4am.. I should probably sleep.

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

Yep, it's a sundress and flip flops kinda day ^~^

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

lol sleep negro

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

You should. Good night, dream sweet.

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

We'll make an awesome show
Followed up by a side series chasing twisters

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

I've got a stronger feel about going to sleep around 12 pm though, I'm a gambler after all.

/sleep/index.html

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

Neither of us, he's going to have to pay 150 bucks to get a half assed blowjob from a minor and I'm going to do something actually degrading.

Julian Green
Julian Green

Goggles should sleep, the quicker their demodding will happen

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

You mean 12am?
0:00?

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

0000

Chase Long
Chase Long

hi.

i need to go in a minute so sorry if i disappear.

thank you for the e-hug.

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

Gambling's bad, mmm'kay?

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

Sucking big ducks is bad

fingers crossed

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

Autocorrect

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

Meant to say ducking big bucks, right?

Christian Anderson
Christian Anderson

And maybe a ghost hunting show too.

Yeah...
...maybe don't. lol

Whatever you're leaving for, I hope you have a nice time.

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

Dammit Mr. Mackey.

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

We could be famous, I could OD on heroine 😂

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

well rested, time for work :)

see you

/smack

oh no :c

gotta leave for work, gonna be a long night~

see ya ~
having a job is nice, I'm able to save up money while I live at home :3

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to spin these slots again.
I'm feeling good about today.

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

See you, Neziwi.

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

Have a good day

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

Dammit, have fun.

"I'm feeling lucky" - Google

Brandon Price
Brandon Price

Every time, cheers~
Slow day still slow?

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

make sure you sleep in your bed next time! :p

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

Wew

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

Is google us too?

Justin Walker
Justin Walker

That would explain the amount of useless information.

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

Got me there.

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

hayley tiem

John Phillips
John Phillips

Japanese knotweed the worst

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

Best tiem

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

indeed

Evan Young
Evan Young

Nooooooooooo

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

What even?

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

horrible horrible weed

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

Hayley woooooooo

Eli Young
Eli Young

Hi darling

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

there is a bank along the side of a street here that has warning signs saying it was sprayed for japanese knotweed

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

yea
don't worry, I'll only suck dick if I really want to with my bf

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

All that talk about sleep got me real tired though.
Damn you, or us.

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

its even worse in the UK I heard

like
destroys property

Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

and you need special permits to get rid of the infested earth

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

i am just taking the time to find out what it is now

apparently in australia, it's illegal to have it anywhere on your property

Henry Price
Henry Price

Like marijuana or...?

Wyatt Morgan
Wyatt Morgan

nooooooooooo

Did you get anything special?

Fun! Scoot will be all over this.

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

You have no one to blame but yourself.
or me. or us.

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

just A weed

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

Two meals, drinks, some meat as snack and senbei as more snacks.
Usual stuff.

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

Wuuuuuuuut

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

You'll then direct the tragic and sordid biopic of our tv careers, oh the tragedy, the baby oil. My poor tigers;-;

Owen Allen
Owen Allen

Let's watch esl

Evan Hill
Evan Hill

I hate this feeling.

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

Maybe I already was

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

In Scotland, the Wildlife and Natural Environment (Scotland) Act 2011 came into force in July 2012 that superseded the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981. This act states that is an offence to spread intentionally or unintentionally Japanese knotweed (or other non-native invasive species).

never understood how it can be illegal to do something unintentionally

Charles Hall
Charles Hall

oh

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

Y'know what fixes it?

Sleep

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

without telling me...?

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

I live my own life~

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

Can I be a part of it ?

James Ross
James Ross

the baby oil. My poor tigers
I don't want to know...

Scoot talked about food and got me hungry. ;__;

$#*%$@#%@*@#*$#@

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

You already are whether I like it or not
Albeit a small part

William Roberts
William Roberts

You were talking about food too, yo.
How long till you're off work?

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

Shhh, I'm letting Scoot take the blame.
I got about um....3 hours left.

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

WHY WOULD YOU NOT LIKE IT !?

Gabriel Wright
Gabriel Wright

Obviously they're separate. I'm no fur fag
Pls

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

You know I'm not wrong.

Nicholas Baker
Nicholas Baker

pull down your pants, master

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

Damn, that's still a long while.
Got some lunch or anything?

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

I'm always torturing Sabrina. I'm his biggest bully

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

nope

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

Get ready

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

I figured maybe the heroin got to you.

No, but I'll survive. ♥

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

Good bye

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

HE"S COMING OUT

Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

MASTER WAIT

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

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Justin Long
Justin Long

Wow this music is great

?

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

Hahaha well. I'm a funky junky
What's for lunch? Still the enchiladas?
It's nearly food time here.
Chicken pesto:3

Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Jackson

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE ME EVER

John Martin
John Martin

I am going to blame you if it doesn't work.

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

I left you for 4 days that time..

I'm leaving for 2 weeks in a couple months too

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

The Donald is better

TOSHINO KYOKO!!!!!!!

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

Those were the worst 4 days of my life..

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

Okay.

Rest well.

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

lol uso
Hontouni?
You can't be serious

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

I still want the enchiladas, yes. We'll see.
chicken pesto
Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

Here Ekatsi
this is from an anonymous benefactor

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

I am serious though :c

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

DON'T POST LEWD OF MY AVATAR

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

Nummy tummies
*licks Sabrina tum*

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

D'aww :3

One day I'm gonna leave you foreverrr

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

NO DO NOT

Landon Adams
Landon Adams

*disappear*

Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

Don't make me worry over you.

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

*holds tight*

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

You gonna get whap'd, prevert!

Naw, it's fine. By the time I get off, I'll have an actual appetite, so dinner will so much better. Right now it's just the idea of yummy food that's got me. No worries, dear.

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

well uh
now that subtles dissapeared ;)

Robert Nelson
Robert Nelson

You gonna get beat up by me and my army.

Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

n-noh..

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

WTF SCALLOPS HAVE EYES

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scallop#Eyes

Lincoln Harris
Lincoln Harris

penises sometimes have a helmet

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

Better wrap me or else 😘

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

Die Erin

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

nnnf
no consent is my turn on

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

Learn your place toadie

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

No consent is the best consent.

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

Bard is gonna go fully rape on desu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

Hi Bardo

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

helloo wallma how are you

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

What if Bardo is his last name
And his first name
is Dio

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

Borrreeddd. Kinda getting sleepy again since all I do is lay in bed lol

How's your Saturday going?

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

Stop !

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

Huh. Who'd-a thunk it.

Gotta hug 'em all!

I lol'd.

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

hug everyone that punches you eh?

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

How is dead by daylight
Think I preordered it

^^ y'all know its scooter season

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

Don't worry, Desu.
Bard's usually gentle.
Well, gentle enough, anyway.

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

UNWANTED

Adam Green
Adam Green

The starfish does not have the capacity to plan its actions.

lol

Ian White
Ian White

She so annoying

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

bro thats relatable as fuck
I woke up not long ago
Waiting for one of my niggas to be free to hang out
My best friend gave me a bong last night to attach to my vape!
My momma senpai bought some subway so I later if I get hungry theres that : )

Later today my best friend gonna score some alc and we gonna get the burn on and my little niggas willl drop by but
its' still so early

Got plans for the longer day or just waiting for it to drive by?

Don't worry gurl I don't mind that you're a boy
I'm a

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

If one arm detects an attractive odour, it becomes dominant and temporarily over-rides the other arms to initiate movement towards the prey. The mechanism for this is not fully understood.

idk why but this is pretty funny

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

my dude

Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

Only giant Pikachu with soft lil' Pikafists.

I forgot to get my vaccination!

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

1095460

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

Jeez, you're quite the partyer...

I was gonna go to the skatepark earlier, but then I slept through the am straight into the hot sunny weather, so that was a no-go. Plus I feel too weak to do that anyway and I don't want to scuff up my leggiwegs.

Then I was thinking of going to one of the hiking trails and wandering around the woods for a bit, but that's kinda meh without somebody to go with, so here I am wasting a beautiful Saturday all by myself inside :/

#ElmaLyfe

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

An autotomy-promoting factor has been identified which, when injected into another starfish, causes rapid shedding of arms.

LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

one asshole starfish can come along and inject another and make all it's arms fall off

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

All she does is blog posts about the dumbest stuff

Jace Jackson
Jace Jackson

They should make a Mr. Potato Head Starfish meme

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

Oh darn, you gonna get got pretty hard there hun

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

like every tranny does

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

Still better than whining about quality on a chan or leegposting

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

Just got off work
What's up everyone!

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

Its hella hot huh
Whats it looking like that far north, probably still in the 80s and 90s huh?

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

GOLD III BOYZ

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

Think desu realized I fall under that and that's why he doesn't talk to me anymore?

Easton Parker
Easton Parker

Also, Whitey, you got fucked.
Enjoy your image dupe.

Levi Long
Levi Long

rip no beat pelts for you ^^

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

Heya, Shiro~

It's 82 right now and will be low 90s the next 3 days.

:|

lol'd

Hello there^^

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

Starfish also have an unusual ability to expel foreign objects from their bodies, which makes them difficult to tag for research tracking purposes.

why are these dudes so weird :')

i really want a starfish now.

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

She became a girl for the attention and doesn't even like men, she's retarded

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule

Hey big dick, you going to the rally later?

Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts

beat pelts
Can I have stuffed peppers instead?

Hey, you, how're you?

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

funnny enough
I also have that ability

Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

i like girls am i gay now

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

nobody likes you

mOBAS

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

They are almost 500 million years old and somehow didn't die out, it's probably why they have all these weird features

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

so uh yeah
if you end up having a baby just uh
don't call me :3

Owen Nelson
Owen Nelson

Alright, alright.

Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

What'd good Elma how have you been?

Hmmmmm I would if 2 things happen
#1 if you went with me
#2 if Trump did like a flex posed with us

Bear*
Everything is on fire
Was painting and cutting wood with a extreme heat advisory going on
wew

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

;_;

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

cutting wood with an extreme heat advisory
Wow. That just reeks of bad idea.

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

why is everything that lives in the sea so fucking horrifying?

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

Good. I've been up and down my stairs like thrice now and I've forgotten my cookies e'rrytiem x_x

What's up witchu?

It was just really good timing to lol

Oh, you know...

hbu?

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

Sea creatures are tasty

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

Lol I won't make it in time and a plane to Phoenix is like $2,000

I like her

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

haddock is nice

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

oh I just noticed that

oops c:

I'm going to break your FUCKING FACE

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

No.

James Reed
James Reed

Rip Elma's cookies.
Didn't git eaten.

Not too much.
Just been bored all day doing nothing.
Wondering what I should do and such.

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

-leans into your face- no you won't

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

:3 You made your sugar baby giggle ~

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

they reproduce in like a billion different ways

they can lay eggs, fertilized either sexually or asexually, which either float away and hatch into a larval form, or the starfish can sit on them, in which case they feed from a yolk and then hatch directly into the adult form, they can bisect down the disc, which results in two starfish coming from one, they can detach part of an arm, and it takes only 1cm of arm to grow a whole new starfish, or they can even reproduce by fucking budding

like, fucken hell

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

Chilean Sea Bass, Salmon, Tuna, Shrimp, Crab, Lobster, Clams, Squid, Eel, all yum

Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

OMG no one CARES

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

It wasn't like trees. Just replacing panels at work
But yeah being outside was no fun

Still being awesome, lifting, and all that good stuff
Can I readd you on steam?

Pffffft if you could make it in time I'd pay
At the end of the year I might be getting a house with 1 roommate. Possibly 3-4 bedrooms
Gonna come visit? <3

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

Fuck no it's like 150 degrees there

H-hi.. <3

Samuel Myers
Samuel Myers

Hahaha not during the winter. Surprisingly enough it gets down to 50f
So date night, movie or anime?

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

Noice. I bet you can lift more than Lenko :^)

If you'd like. I'm rarely on there unless somebody asks though.

Are you suggesting I sign on?

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

I can imagine, and I'm really small, and heat gets to me quick, so I'd probably faint if I tried to help.

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

i wanna smoke some dank ass sstarfish buds

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

Ian White
Ian White

fucking starfish

the weirdest of the dudes

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

mission success

cancer

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

<3

Wow really? I thought it was like 80 during winter
And I just want to spend time with you, not watching TV lol

Can you please drink bleach?

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

game where you hunt babbies and kiddos with chainsaws, bear traps, and spooky supernatural shit, then hang them up on meathooks

Made for me tbh fam

Lincoln Diaz
Lincoln Diaz

I don't like it so it must be a DISEASE

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

Too right
God bless slashers

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

Hahaha no idea
You don't have to get on. Not sure how long I will be home honestly. About to go get some tea, but I'd like to catch up later~

How tall are you?

Nah we wouldn't just watch TV. Gonna have you come to the gym with me, go out for tea, travel to LA, and some other fun stuff <3

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

Thanks, Daddy.

Are you feeling better?

Ohkay. Just lemme know when you wanna chat in that case^^

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

Yah.

Nathan Young
Nathan Young

I'm 5'7, and 112lbs.

You could bench me.
Maybe up to, like, three of me.

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

5'7" and 112

Oh man, And I thought I was low. Goddam it.

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

I... I don't like girls..

I don't like going outside v.v
I want to live in Nevada so much..

Omg you're skinny, I'm 5'3" and 110, you better start lifting weights

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

i don't like girls
hello~

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

210lbs

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

For sure
Can you link your account please?

6'4" was 240, but slimming down to 225

What would we do in Nevada love?

Matthew Morales
Matthew Morales

wow okay fatty

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

He's practically anorexic.
Don't lose more weight. It's not a competition.

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

I'm underweight.
My doctor was concerned at first, but I'm consistently tiny, so he's not so worried anymore. As long as I get my vitamin intake.

Wau.
Please don't bench me.

start lifting weights
I don't want to be swole though.
I wanna be a skinny little twig.

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

It needs to update or something, but it should be vicequeenelma

Joseph Price
Joseph Price

Oh, okay^^

[cookie eating intensifies]

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

Welma, screw the weight.
It's how your body looks.

Gabriel Collins
Gabriel Collins

ill give you some vitamins

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

You don't like girls either...

Damn you must lift a lot ._.

sex

Why do you want that? o.0

Dominic Martin
Dominic Martin

Trapper-tan is probably my favorite.

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

trap san

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

Shh, let's not harp on baby seals please.

I'm actually pretty happy with myself today <3

Brody Harris
Brody Harris

Dear god you'd be easy to lift haha

Sweet added ^^

Hnnnng can't wait to get on cam for you again <3

All my vitamins give me throbbing hard ons constantly....

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

Tarps

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

Hnnnng can't wait to get on cam for you again <3

All my vitamins give me throbbing hard ons constantly....

Please none of this when you steam me though. Please.

Logan Watson
Logan Watson

mmmmkay

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

Well, I like girls, but I find myself craving cocks and muscles more and more...

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

P-e-nis

Charles Green
Charles Green

As long as I get my vitamin intake.
Underweight is still underweight. Malabsorption and diet being the usual causes.

pls share

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

Cookie got eaten!
Good for you, Cookie!

I need B12.
Gib red meet.

Because I like being tiny, actually.

YEAH. I KNOW, PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT!
IT'S ALWAYS WEIRD AF BUT THEY DON'T CARE.
I'll sit on your back when you do push-ups though. That's less weird than straight up being benched.

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

Back in my day all you had to do to be kawaii was be vageuly feminine
Now all the kids want is rippling muscles and gay sex orgies

The times are a changin

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

B12
Red, syrupy injections ?

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

I only ganked 2 from the work freezer last night.

Apparently they're fudge-stuffed and gooey delicious.

lol no. fuck that guy

Logan Martin
Logan Martin

fudge-stuffed and gooey delicious.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Elijah Perez
Elijah Perez

*aaaaaaah*

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

Lol

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

_<

S-sorry... I have muscles but I don't have that other thing... sorry..

shush

Even I can beat you up ._.

Ayden James
Ayden James

I was supposed to go for blood work after a month of being on B12 vitamins to see if I'd need those.
I may have forgotten

I meant your cookie.
The snack kind of cookie.

Good for it, it got eated.

Jose Hughes
Jose Hughes

Baka you're a literal underaged virgin
stfu

Charles Jones
Charles Jones

I know, man. I know .///.

All I can think of is that trailer for Sausage Party haha

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

Try it and see where it gets you.

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

hey

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

I'm going sit on your back and watch you squirm

hay

Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

see

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

Don't worry I'm not going to cyber or shake my cock in your face
Just talking and keeping it real

I wish I could use people for lifting. It'd make me such a savage

Dem quads
You still never picked what we are going to do
I'm going to end up picking if you dont <3

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

hiiii
hey, what kinda dog do you have?

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

You're going to be my personal beanbag chair

I did pick! I said you shouldn't hold it in!

Mason Carter
Mason Carter

Okay, good. I think that's why I removed you in the first place lol

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

Aw, sad~

im not a virgin

Austin Roberts
Austin Roberts

You are a savage though.
I bed you put the milk in before the cereal.
Or coffee before sugar and cream.

Bring it, sweety. <3

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

I have 3 chihuahuas, how about you?

yeah...

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

Eat more.
Sounds good.

I have/had an issue with my body having a hair trigger and breaks down fat into ketones for no reason related to anything else, just...does. So that's why I've always been so skinny.

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

Why are you so AGITATED TODAY

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

I...I'm serious ._.

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

Scoot

Says

Relax

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

Shut up

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

LOL thats weird. my doggo's boston terrier the most patriotic companion

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

Likewise.

Being small doesn't mean I don't know how to put someone to the ground.

RELAXATION IS FOR WOMEN AND FAGGOTS.

I should relax.

Chase Richardson
Chase Richardson

RELAX
DON'T DO IT
WHEN YOU WANNA CUM TO IT

William Nelson
William Nelson

Ah I must a misread it. My bad lover <3
I'll hold it in till after date night~

Nah I don't think so. We stopped talking for a bit after you were picking up a lolita costume and removed me then

You shall not bed me
I actually don't eat cereal at all

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

I killed a dog like that once, it was fun

I can fight too, ukno....


-cuddle- I have to go! Hurry up and make another thread! bye <3

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

How even?
you told us yourself you don't get out at all

I'm not really agitated
you can change that if you want tho

Camden Powell
Camden Powell

Gonna have to make me

Wham!

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

Being small doesn't mean I don't know how to put someone to the ground.
No but it means you don't have the physical mass to either take hits or give them.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

oh
is your cool sister in the military?

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

Bruce Lee

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

But you don't deny the coffee.

I bet you sleep on nails.

So badass.

We'll see who can fight better, then.

To be honest, I was taught to fight dirty.

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

Who was ripped.

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

Now that there sounds like a challenge

Jose Bennett
Jose Bennett

Nope, she's been out for years now, bye <3

Me. Bye, Rin~

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

gl

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

a girl from r9k met up with me at my mall and then had sex with me at my house

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

Probably, see you~

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

hard to believe

Kayden Sullivan
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Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

You genuinely think I would waste my time with the specific intent of ruining somebody's day huh
Grim man
You should get to know me better sometime

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

be safe my love

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