Wake up, wake upThis is no hallucinationThis is what we have becomeThis what...

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

Wake up, wake up
This is no hallucination
This is what we have become
This what dreams are made of

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Ian Wood
Ian Wood

we're goign to have to kill a bear together and I'm not good with guns... Do you know how to use one? Shotas are cute af v.v
And oh my... so lewd..

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

I can't wake up

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

Whitey Thread

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

Sucked her dick a lot for a little bit, but after I found out she was in the same situation I was in (forcing myself to be with scarlet) I stopped making advances on her. nothing more than that though. I wish things didn't have to be so complicated. I'm done with being with multiple people.

inb4 I get in another poly relationship.

Levi Barnes
Levi Barnes

I don't see how you 'trust' me then talk about me being a ringleader to Alice's cult. He'll never know unless you tell him yourself. For that you'd have to get back in.

I don't know what she looks like, so.

I need to go find a qt slut

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

oops i just posted that by accident

yeah i know how to shoot a gun

need a high calibre gun to kill a bear though, we'd have to take it out from far away with no chance of it seeing us

they can climb trees remember

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

oh.. i dont have any..

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

It took so long so you ate some more
You did too much man, you did too much!
Come on, come on you've got to wake the fuck up

Had some broken sleep last night lol

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

she's just not very feminine and I only really find myself attracted to feminine girls or very feminine guys.

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

telling lies on the internet

nah, i learned prolog, which is really nice because it means i can just give it ways of solving the problem and let it try and find the solution itself, sort of, so its not all that much

i wrote a chatbot in it and its like 135 lines of code, including whitespace

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

i AM tho
im a boy dummy

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

Oh, that sucks.
Did you get enough at least?

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

prove it fgt

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

Oh damn it

She could have killed you for intruding on Scarlet... that girl is a serial killer
You have to find that one good pussy and just put it on a pedestal, you can't give up

I went in there last night and apologize... and he told me to fuck off..

Bears are scary... may I have the skull?

Hurry the fuck up

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

Guys, am I a low life

be honest

like what exactly is a low life?

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

*whips out willy*
i suppose
do you know how to skin and de-gut an animal?

i can teach you

hunting is fun

William Campbell
William Campbell

i've seen bears get killed by only 2 shots from an ar15

give me some, love

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

i cant see shit fam

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

Shit sounds good, very well thought out. I'm intrigued

A scum bag who will engage in seedy underhand acts of gross deviancy

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

Ye but neither are you, I thought.

Lewd.

Well, what can you do then? Just move on, it's not like you really care that much.

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Oh yeah I'm fully rested. Got enough REM luckily
Actually about to head to work in a few minutes

Fuck I love you babe x.x
So yesterday we had an audit and I had to leave during it. Was thinking too much about your beautiful tight pussy and how deliciously pink it is.Ended up getting a nose bleed

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

really? ive seen them take multiple shots

other times ive seen them get fuckin 1 tapped

really depends on where they get hit and if ur a good aim

tfw you'll never have a bear charging at you head on and you shoot him in the head dead-on and he slides up to your feet in the cold icy tundra of transsiberia

dang...
*whips out willy n wagles*

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

Don't become a cat.

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

Nuu... I want to watch you do it first. I know how to do it to a human, though. Did you finish inside her mouth?

Find a waifu and post as her

I really loved him though... I regret doing it v.v

_<

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

You're not really

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

yup. life's a bitch. I'm semi butch and only into fem girls, who are all either straight or unavailable

Josiah Perry
Josiah Perry

wanting that
scarlet pls

you won't give me any new pics though..

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

TFW you live in a part of the world where you're taught to deal with black bears and grizzlies both

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

I mean a 2D waifu

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

its the same concept basically
A D R E N A L I N E

what, would you prefer i replaced bear with person?

pshh

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

I DID IT

traded in my 6 plus, new 6s plus getting delivered on monday or tuesday

Jack Morris
Jack Morris

tfw hunted a bear

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

Hahaha that poor cat. Nah I wear gear and we are just cleaning an painting today

Hmmmmm we should go on a date next weekend. When are you free?
My balls are so swallow from not fapping.. Like seriously wtf

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

That not even that bad since Im paying for all his shit for AX and his room

Its a give take kinda thing, ya know?

Wow

I guess you really are mai waifu

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

did you finish inside Swedish's warm mouth?

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

i don't have any, baka

i imagine that webm was you when you read thatcute

wanting to actually get placed in that situation

John Ross
John Ross

Not 1v1ing a bear with bare hands

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

You didn't love him, you didn't know him. I don't see why you feel the need to pretend to care.

Also keep posting lewds.

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

But I am real and not 2D

Easton Long
Easton Long

http://pastebin.com/p0tCa53A
this is the chatbot

each x():- is a way of satisfying x, each thing(ayy,lmao) is a relationship, anything starting with an uppercase letter is a variable, and the program attempts to satisfy your query based on the definitions it has in the source code. basically i take a sentence, then break it down into noun phrases, which i then break down to find out who is doing what to whom.

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

Good job, loser

DON"T LOOK AT ME

_<

Go to the Trump rally later, baka

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

tfw no gf

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

I guess. Lol.

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

REMAIN
CALM
lol u need to calm down man
TO REALLY LIVE
YOU MUST ALSO DIE

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

With acid?

As a Canadian,
I fight bears with my bear hands.

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

pics or gtfo

Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

stop

We known each other for two years!

Girls are fucking boring

NEVER

-runs away-

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

A bunch of fucking retards will just block the roads out there
Kiss me before I go ♥
Also date night Saturday at 7 or 8 your time

No aid today
c
rip bears

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

thats degenerate
fuckin slut man i tell u
ta ra mu pu

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

-kisses you all over your face-

Just beat them up :/

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

tfw you purposely listen to certain songs because you want to cry.
why do I do this

you gotta ask why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a helicopter

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

ur degenerate

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

i can't start until you give me a folder!

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

Girls can be boring. Some are fun.

I highly doubt that, but you clearly left a shitty impression regardless.

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

Buu.
Bears deserve it for getting in the way of me and my wall to filthy illegal aliens.

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

I couldn't decide what to say

a.) You are also real cute

b.) more like real pathetic lmao

Hunter Parker
Hunter Parker

L-lower too geez....
I'll talk to you later babe

=================
Bbl later
Will bring bear pelts
Blood-chan best waifu 2016
Swag 100 fuck your shit thai fukboi

Nolan Young
Nolan Young

uhhhh o.O
what did you kill it with

how many shots

did u take pics

did u eat it?

keep the skull?

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

oh yeah you're supposed to only choose one

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

-hugs- don't feel sad...

Your waifu has to choose you, it'll happen but you have to keep watching anime

I'm the nicest person I know... -sighs- I should go too... bye..

I'm leaving now... I can't take it anymore

-takes your big dick into my mouths and sucks happily- mmmh!

<3

~~~~
bye

Mason Reed
Mason Reed

now post pics

Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

it's strange, it's almost like I want to be sad...

Luke Harris
Luke Harris

See you, Whitey.
Have a good day!

I didn't actually kill a bear

See you.

Ethan Powell
Ethan Powell

bye weirdo

talk on steam sometime when ur not noided
of WHAT

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

anything that proves your claim

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

Sure you are! Also
sucking dick

Super fucking gay.

James Stewart
James Stewart

Think I might start looking at psychology.

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

give me more anime to watch then. bye

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

what would

Jaxon Rivera
Jaxon Rivera

why not

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

Hahaha
That made me laugh

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

Shiro has a dig bick

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

dunno fam, thats for you to figure out

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

I'm voting to remain in. After the vote I am going to create a local militia to round up all right wing elements and liquidate them.
Savages deserve savagery.

Could be useful for work

Ethan Gonzalez
Ethan Gonzalez

ur the one that wants proofs
u gotta say what is proofs

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

it is done

6 plus traded in, 6s plus on the way for monday or tuesday

Jack Williams
Jack Williams

Wew lassie

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

ARE YOU GOING TO BE ALRIGHT?

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

at a school?

remaincucks trying their luck against the leavefags
lmao no

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

im sleepy

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

I fukken for real
Also maybe

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

vote remain

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

alright, I'm going to bed, hopefully next time I post here I'll have my real computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPz21cDK7dg

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

Nine Inch Nails

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

hmm
it cant hurt i suppose

Brody Price
Brody Price

I need to engage more in the political process
Rip Jo ☹️

David Russell
David Russell

yes. i think. depends if it turns out i lost anything important when the phone comes and i restore the backup

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

When Brexit
When UKIP
When Trump
When Front Nationale
When PVV

Kinda wanna see the world burn.

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

It plays in the season finale of rick and morty and me and z would watch the show together and... well if you saw the debri on my desk you probably know how I feel about him.

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

Im totally protecting that smile

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

BREXIT
NEXIT
UFD
TRUMP
FRONT NATIONALSE
PVV
UKIP
SVD
NORWEGIAN COUP

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THE DEATH OF LIBERALISM

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

honestly at first i thought it was a good sign, i sign that people care enough about the EU thing to kill, but sadly it was just some nutcase attacking a reasonably moderate mp

Sebastian Miller
Sebastian Miller

UKIP is the shit ikt

Don't talk shit on that

Jose King
Jose King

as if foreigners know about nigel farrage

do our politics make news in your countries?

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

that smile

Zachary Murphy
Zachary Murphy

Nexit

Pls eliminate VVD first

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

If you think brexit is worth killing an mp with 2 children over then I think you are a little warped

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

Wilders is best buddies.

Brandon Ramirez
Brandon Ramirez

in this case, no, the killing wasnt justified, but a little bloodshed every now and then isnt such a bad thing

Jack Long
Jack Long

BASED
FARAGE

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

Why stop there

Why not round up and deport or massacre all colored people in the UK :D

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

one death

fate of nations

i think in the scheme of things it is totally worth some deaths

just the MP's death wasn't necessary

John Flores
John Flores

in this case the killing wasn't justified
in this case

Jesus christ qt

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Ideally all ukip supporters blood. Preferably drowned in curry

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

I miss living by myself though

I can't just blast hentai on the TV while I have dinner anymore

Eli Butler
Eli Butler

i mean, there are a fuck ton of humans, and we die all the time anyway, we can't ALL be necessary

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

Proof the right are vicious, nasty little xenophobic warmongerers and social vampires.

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

Erin approves of systematic genocide

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

*pulls out passport*

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

well, no phone for a few days, sorry snapchatters

i will have to make do with watchmojo top 10 videos.

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

If Farage ever came here I'd brick the cunt so hard

Levi Butler
Levi Butler

i'd smash him with a helicopter

flash backs

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

pretty much this

im sure if you went looking you could find more than a few MPs whos killing would be justifiable in the face of losing national sovereignty.

we live in a fairly safe world, a few more deaths isnt anything to grumble about really

lel

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

If you think brexit is worth killing an mp with 2 children over then I think you are a little warped

If Farage ever came here I'd brick the cunt so hard

Ideally all ukip supporters blood. Preferably drowned in curry

???

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

Tbh, a good quarter of the world populace could do with culling. Preferably India, China and South America

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

Going through my old phone makes me realize I have upgraded most of my shit in this past year

my old phone had some shitty camera so I couldn't get pics of Ian blackout drunk showing off his money to me in HD

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

just have them all immigrate to the UK :)

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

or was it a small plane

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

I'm kind of sore.
I think I slept in a weird position.

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

Filthy mudcunt

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

wouldnt even be necessary to cull a lot of them, just stop supporting their unsustainable ways of living

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

i think it was a small plane

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

lmao I was such a fag sending pics of my stomach to people at that time

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

Get rekt cunt

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

remember when people weren't insane

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

No?
Pretty sure people've been insane since before I was born.

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

hue

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

They say "don't stick your dick in crazy"
What's the Spanish for crazy?

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

Ukip leader Nigel Farage thought he would die when his plane nosedived into a field during an election stunt.

Matthew Adams
Matthew Adams

the worlds safer than its ever been, no need to get too upset over one womans death

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

crazio

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Oh. I thought it was loco. I could have then made a loco dick joke

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

I bet her kids are pretty fucking upset

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

Quick, what game supports wheel input with good FFB and can do Initial D cars and maps

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

Knuckle dragging ukip voters do us a favour and kill yourselves

Nathan Green
Nathan Green

my dick

Samuel Reyes
Samuel Reyes

But hey ho, death to traitors and free Britain
Pfffffffffff

Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

Minesweeper

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

No. You just make bad choices from time to time.

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

literally supporting ISIS

Brown people OUT

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

thats them, not me

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

I do.

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

ISIS is the shit though

Like have you seen their videos? These niggas got like GoPros now and we see everything in HD, like these niggas are innovators

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

Mio is so curvy x~x

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

not wanting a United States of Europe

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

tfw no qt gf to watch JoJo with or spot your lifts

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

wanting a girl to spot you on lifts

SHIGGY

Benjamin Johnson
Benjamin Johnson

waifu

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

that would imply Democracy :DDD

Wyatt Baker
Wyatt Baker

wanting a man as your spotter
wanting your face that close to his dick
Lenko just come out already

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

Bet you believe in individuality you shit

Oliver Young
Oliver Young

wanting anyone to spot you on lifts
She'd only be there to 'spot' me man, let's be real.

Also

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

being gay
not being dead from grims rampage

ISHYGDDT

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

2 years ago I took Ian out for his 21st bday to barhop in LA and he got so fucked up he passed out at a starbucks

I tipped the baristas 5 dollars if they took a pic with me and all of them with Ian passed out

It was so cash

Landon Williams
Landon Williams

yes

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

Then you really are brain dead

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

watchmojo
thoughty2
gameranx
buzzfeed
dark5
Looper
alltime10s
AsapScience
the school of life
brave wilderness
Vox
scishow
gradeaundera
pbs idea channel
vice

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

You shouldn't really need a spotter on lifts, if you're doing what's within your limits.

But having a girl spot you is asking for disaster to strike. There is no way she is near strong enough to pull up the weight you're lifting.

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

Oh you watch watchmojo too?

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

She'd only be there to 'spot' me man, let's be real.

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

needing the spotter to be stronger than you
with combined strength one would assume she could be very helpful as long as you're not stressing yourself

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

shiggy

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

i think i'll only give myself a few hours of rest now.

at least i had good dreams yesterday...

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

ive watched some

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

182 Subscriptions
fml.

If you're gonna get some rest, rest well.
Dream sweet.

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

<3

Michael King
Michael King

lol youre so poor

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

with combined strength
females have no strength unless they take steroids lmao

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

or unless they build it up with proper diet

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

I prefer shemale spotters

At lmao

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

of course you do faggot

James Torres
James Torres

That is super fucking
g a y

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

Le ecksdee homo post

Anthony Collins
Anthony Collins

kill yourself scoot

Jonathan Jenkins
Jonathan Jenkins

I prefer crossdressing spotters.

Dat Chihiro tho.
I'd hit him with my dumbbell if you know what I mean.

Chase Powell
Chase Powell

need to try harder manlet

Hunter King
Hunter King

you. are. shorter. than. me.

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

You. Are. A. Manlet.

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

not being the trap spotter

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

You. Are. Shorter. Than. Me.

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

Lenko needs to lift and stop being a sissy homo manlet bitch. Go run along.

Nicholas Nguyen
Nicholas Nguyen

not being the trap spotter
not being the trap spotter
not being the trap spotter
not being the trap spotter
not being the trap spotter
not being the trap spotter
not being the trap spotter
not being the trap spotter
not being the trap spotter

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

deleted everyone from snapchat, skype, my contacts, and Facebook
Bye

David Brown
David Brown

lmao

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

K bye

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

nobody will miss you

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

Be my guest.

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

Wait.

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

not wanting a manly man to spot you

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

gee, what an asshole

laters

Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

intentionally putting yourself in danger with a weak spotter

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

Gee, sure hope you never ego lift and hurt yourself.

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

judging strength by femininity instead of by strength

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

pretending to know what you are talking about

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

pretending to know what you are talking about

Levi Long
Levi Long

Gee, I sure hope I grow up to be a big boy - lenko, 2015

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

i wanna be able to lift like 120lbs

how should i start /fit/ ?

Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

I do know what I'm talking about and men are naturally stronger than women. What qt3.14 gf are you going to get that can spot you on a 225 bench and even be able to lift it up from your chest? Please tell me.

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

Eth

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

lenko's roid-swollen ego is like the least attractive thing these threads have ever seen

and they have seen soto's dick cancer

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

Lenko is s pseudo manlet

Eli White
Eli White

Well considering 120 is not a lot, that should be easy.

Why are we still arguing about this.
No one wanted the girl to actually spot them.

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

David Robinson
David Robinson

Would it be uncouth to text someone to wake up at 15:46 the day after you got their number?

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

pointing out facts is roid ego
yeah okay lmao

Beats me, idk why I bother with scoots or any other shitter as such.

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

uncouth
that among other things, you're downright creepy if you do that shit

Anthony Hill
Anthony Hill

where do i start

i dont know what i can lift now

i know that holding an FN FAL hurt the fuck out of my left arm because no muscle which is 9 pounds

right arm is tough though :^)

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

said the creep

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

Yeah, don't.

So go to the gym and start lifting. Start with 20, then just slowly move up till you know your limit.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

#Justice4Soto

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

going to the gym

i guess ill buy some dumbbells

how long will it take me to be able to lift 120 tho

David Cox
David Cox

no, go for it

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

It's as if this community had mental problems

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

Why not go to the gym? Maybe you'll get checked out.
Depends on how weak you are, and how motivated you are/how often you lift.

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

Hurt do you even lift shitbrick

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

u have to pay for gyms
waste of money
even 10$ a month is gay
thats netflix or brazzers my man

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

I'm getting mixed signals here.
But it seems more agreed upon that it's a bad idea.

implying it doesn't

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

You're going to seriously text the person whose number you got the day before to "wake up". Literally in the afternoon too. If that person isn't a NEET like you then chances are they're awake.

Cameron Morris
Cameron Morris

Bye Felicia

Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

So they might actually not be awake, got it.

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

that's just wrong

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

You're texting another NEET, aren't you...

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

Why would they be asleep at nearly 4pm..?

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

Pfft, it's like you don't even want to get laid in the gym.

How is it wrong...

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

bye again

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

Neets are pretty much cancer

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

not interested

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

Actually, now that I think about it, he's probably awake.

Because there was that thing he was going to do today.
Thanks for making me think about it.

Yeeeeeeeeees?

NEET is a horrible drug.
Not even once.

Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

Texting tokai lol

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

It's like you know me, Scoots.

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

Literally drove to the store kinda buzzed cause there was a sale on tequila and they just opened

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

Disgusting.

James Rogers
James Rogers

You will never see massive gains without a gym.

ok

I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

i just wanna be able to princess carry

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

That I didn't think about it well enough to remember sooner?

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

princess carrying is ezpz if they put their arm around you

Blake Hill
Blake Hill

That's pretty simple. Most girls I've dated were under 105 pounds.
Not sure about you.
Princess carry is easy, you're distributing a pretty low amount of weight over 2 arms.

That you seem obsessive over a guy you just met.

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

What do you say when you ask to hold them like that?

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

I'm always obsessive.
Really I just get bored easily.

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

Tell them they're cosplaying your waifu and you want to princess carry them

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

Smooth.

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

Do you still have the one where you were lifting the one girl, and her boyfriend is just a salt factory to the side?

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

That makes it so much better, oh my god.

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

I used to be so dark

Ayden Rivera
Ayden Rivera

So you get obsessed then lose interest?
Quite strange.

It's easy to do anything with girls at cons.
Usually they're all very lonely and have simple wants.

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

It's less that I'm actually obsessive,
and I just get bored easily, is what I meant to convey.

So I'll just arbitrarily hit someone up regardless of social conventions to try to alleviate boredom.

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

Where SD at ;~;

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

It's 17:29 for him.

So...
Your guess is as good as mine.

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

:3

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

Whats another good series this season?

I tried out Bungou Stray Dogs and its pretty shit

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

oops that was supposed to be towards subtle

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

You're not the droid I'm looking for

Kiznaiver is nice
Flying Witch is relaxing and cute
Kabaneri is pretty cool

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

Kiznaiver best of this year

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

Bitch don't worry I replied anyway

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

tfw soto is cucking desu

Christian King
Christian King

M-morning threaders~

Do you guys think I'm a lowlife?

Owen Lee
Owen Lee

Morning.
I mean, you are here, aren't you?

Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

The lowest

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

BUT GUISEEEEEEEEEEe

I am but Soto isn't???

Damn ;~;

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

Soto is his own subgenre

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

No, you're an Elma. ♥

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

lets get married so it could even out

thanks bae
no wonder youre my fav cybering buddy

ufknwotm8

sabs post blood sugar test

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

But darling..

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

*squish*

Sabby, I... <3

Fuck off.

Jeremiah Gray
Jeremiah Gray

I heard me

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

U*

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

mornin welms
nah

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

I liked it better as "I heard me."

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

Oh, hai qt. Long time, no see~

How's it been?

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

If you post here then you are a fucking scumlord and need to check yourself

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

We've never cybered

~

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

That's not nice

Jordan Cook
Jordan Cook

not too bad, been doing uni stuff, moved in with the bf and that

you?

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

Ur mums not nice

Grayson Reyes
Grayson Reyes

truuuuuuu

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

o-oh wow you finally did it, proud of you ^^
We must play together today And skype again

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

Ayyyyyy

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

It's been good.

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

lmao

Adam Murphy
Adam Murphy

good to hear

hows work and stuff?

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

DEATH TO TRAITORS, FREEDOM FOR BRITAIN

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

Did what? o.o
Okayyy but I will go the gym again today and my arms might be dead

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

It's fine. Still the same shit every day. I get Saturdays off now.

Oh, but thanks for reminding me that I ganked a couple cookies last night ;3

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

I would consider a lowlife someone who goes out of their way to make other people and themselves miserable and/or is cruel to animals.

That's not you. :3

Happy Saturday, Mistah Soedoe.

Ayden Cruz
Ayden Cruz

yum
tfw no biscuits to dunk in tea

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

No biccies no life

Jayden James
Jayden James

tfw

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

Why live? Makes me want to kill yourself myself

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

:/

Not anymore at least!

That was so adorably Britbong of you~

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

Wasn't that screencap the beatmap you were streaming last night ?
Can I rub your muscles when you come home

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

tfw when no custard creams

Samuel Kelly
Samuel Kelly

Elma, what kinda cookies did you sneak? I gotsta know.

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

i know, ill just have to drown my sorrows with burgers later

biscuits are pretty nice tho, no home is complete without them, and no tea complete without a dunking or two

nah fam, its the sainsburies quad choc chip ones you want

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

Are you listening to yourself, custard creams are the daddy

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

We just have chocolate chip. They're really good when you get them all melty in the microwave :p

:O

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

And why the heck is "melty" not a real word yet?

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

I bet Sabrina likes the tex mex burger, fucking immigrant

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

custard creams are ok, but theyre not exactly shortbread tier

i should buy some biscuits in

Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

Anything is a real word if you meme it alot

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

Wait.
It isn't?

Wyatt Brooks
Wyatt Brooks

Shortbread are reasonably high in the tier system

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

Yeah, I finally FC'd it after a long time
Oh
That's what you meant
I'm dumb
NO

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

"Melty" is in the Oxford English Dictionary, so it's a real word. A yummy, gooey word.

I bet you drink Worcestershire sauce straight from the bottle.

David Ward
David Ward

It's ok darling you have your moments sometimes
Thank you for denying me pleasure master

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

Just because I did it in our Skype doesn't mean I do it that much.
Bet you can't pronounce that correctly anyhow
Lol

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

How else are you supposed to describe cheese!??!

Just like the way you make me feel

Thanks for the update! Now my squiggly red underlines need to get the memo~

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

I can think of no other way!

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

wake up
feel like shit

and that's my day so far
how about yours user

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

Better get o your local gay bar, get it popping

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

She was the best thing about ORAS.

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

/patpat

It's okay, Daddy~

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

I think ill just buy some eggs to make breakfast with

you know it

~_~

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

Also a good choice

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

Wooshesherer.

Speaking of cookies and red squiggies, I was trying to describe the way Cookie was acting yesterday and Chrome didn't think "élan" was a word. It still doesn't! Gotta add it to the dictionary I guess.

Whassa madder, Mr. Grim?

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

Kinda want to skateboard but it's gonna be like 91 and there's no shade there. Also I'm frail now.

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

XD nah it's wuster or wustasha sauce

Christian Green
Christian Green

Colbs, if you're still around.
What's Toan's favourite food?

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

Wirrshisherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

To be fair, that one's a lot more fancy than melty.

I think it's the floaty e thing ;p

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

WOW SUBTLE WE NEVER GET ON SKYPE

Sabs I would take you out on a date so hard, you dont even know

Oi

But I also did too

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

"Wooshtasheer" sauce in 603

Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

Would you ever consider vocaroo'ing that? I have a feeling it would break the internet

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

I don't wanna get cybered

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TALK ABOUT ANIME WITH

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

gross

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

Elan

Ah, you were right! It doesn't like the accent! Silly Chrome.
Wersheesheer!

Let's go to one of those hard-core go-kart tracks and race to the death.

Since you asked nicely, I'll try to do it when I get home.

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

Don't do it he's gross

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

anime traps are the best

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

I think Swedish Fish is going to kill herself....

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

Good riddance.

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

Ye. On everything bagel. If we have avocado's ill slice them up and add those too

Eh. Felt pretty lonely after the actions of some of my friends. Looks like I couldn't sleep it off.
It's an ongoing thing. I sometimes get these horrible bouts of sheer loneliness. It's been a long time since I had my last one, though.

Sorry for leaving so rudely, last night. I was just done

I don't think so.

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

brb lunch time ^^

Nicholas Cook
Nicholas Cook

That would be so cool. I like hearing American attempts at British things. Naturally you get one free scooter vocaroo coupon

Caleb Harris
Caleb Harris

Ok I'm doing it

Jack Clark
Jack Clark

Avocado boss

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

You will not

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

Oh come on, do you actually think I was interested in you?
Out of all the posters I could cyber why would I choose the one with bad teeth and weird looking ears

No fuck that
Lets go to the beach and smoke weed and listen to this song while we watch the waves

Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson

Not cool

You don't even care

Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

Never mind.
It says in the description.

Jason Barnes
Jason Barnes

how lewd

you're back

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

Wirchirscher.

avocado
Mmm. Best fruit.
Sorry to hear about the loneliness. It can be very difficult to shake, especially if you feel like maybe your friends are becoming a little distant.

Soda, if you're not willing to try to run me off the road and watch me explode into fiery, gory chunks, maybe this isn't meant to be.

The beach does sounds nice, though. I've never seen the Pacific.

Jeremiah Kelly
Jeremiah Kelly

YEAH

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

How's your day? You seem in a infectiously good mood :)

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

I get really confused when you post such cute pictures with comments like that

Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams

._.,

I like pour milk on cake and eat it

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

Oh, it's fine. I was hardly listening through all the cutting in and out anyway.

Fool kinda bored me with that weird butt-teeth story tbh

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

please stop that doesn't even sound good

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

I kinda wanna take you out for a date out here in Cali but I feel like a weekend isn't enough and not to mention you also have responsibilities

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

Show me your tummy

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

you haven't lived life until you pour ice cold milk on fudge cake

i can't ...

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

I was kinda grumpy when I woke up 'cause I didn't get much sleep, but I got the marina early and got some morning sunshine, so it was nice. Now I'm feeling pretty good.

How are you, hon?

I like pour milk on cake and eat it
Mmm, tres leches.

If I can ever save up some money, I'd like to take a road trip along the West Coast. :D

Liam White
Liam White

But Ice cream on fudge cake is better...

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

Disappointing

Jason Clark
Jason Clark

I like to pour acid on people too

Yuk... you're sick

I'm sorry for disappointing you v.v

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

Reasonable. In a decent mood but a smidgen subdued. I also had a dodgy evening sleep.
Just thinking, working.
How's the day, it gonna be warm on the marina?

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

Kisses your tummy

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

You're the one pouring liquid onto cake... How delusional can one person be.

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

Mmm, xenomorphs.

Poor sleepy Doodad. Why can't we sleep when we're so tired?!

It's going to get into the 90's F, and there are HUGE skeeters everywhere. So I'm staying in the office as much as possible!

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

lol i made a square moving vidya gaem

https://jsfiddle.net/tg76cd89/1/

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

http://www.addictinggames.com/action-games/squares2.jsp

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

Mozzies? Spray them liberally with flamethrower 😂
Well I don't know, my brain must've wanted to do an update or something. Then I was getting kitteh paws in my face at 5am

Him. I'm in the mood to watch bladerunner. Him. Also I had a shoddy but half decent chilli dawg 🌭 Last night
Sharing is caring

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

What's Blade Runner?

Jace Young
Jace Young

Really? This isn't a goof?

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

Sabs, has anyone sung to you that you're a goofy goober in recent memory?

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

What's Blade Runner?

What the fuck am I reading is that a real question

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

ice skating

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

ahh~n!!!

im leaving the thread... I hate cute things..

bye

Ad hominems don't work on me

lmao

~~~

bye

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

Nah, only have heard of it *shrugs*

It is. I don't watch stuff. I know it's a movie.

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

Was worth a shot.

Suppose I'll take my leave as well. Later threadlings.

Camden Perry
Camden Perry

Y-you hate me...?

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

Go watch it i good

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

Blade Runner is a 1993 American sports film directed by Jon Turteltaub, and starring Leon, Doug E. Doug, Rawle D. Lewis, Malik Yoba and John Candy. The film was released in the United States on October 1, 1993. It was Candy's third to last film of his career and the last of his films to be released during his lifetime. It is loosely based on the true story of the Jamaica national bobsleigh team's debut in competition during the 1988 Winter Olympics in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.[1][2]

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

I love you loco

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

It's a science fiction movie with Harrison Ford about the meaning of humanity in a world with sentient androids.

It's slow at parts, but has a really good aesthetic.

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

Loco are the rumors true?

are you really gay irl?!

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

DOHOHO now a blue guy chases you

https://jsfiddle.net/tg76cd89/2/

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

How long is it?

If it's more than 40 min. I won't finish it.

Hmmm, yeah no :( Sorry.

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the information requested but, hypothetically, if such data were to exist, the subject matter would be classified, and could not be disclosed

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

He nairs so he must be a fag. js

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

If you have ADD or something you're not going to be able to sit through it, yeah.

Parker Perry
Parker Perry

With a response that gay there's no doubt youre a fag

Caleb Garcia
Caleb Garcia

I don't think it's ADD. Just don't like watching movies all too much.

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

lol

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

you will never listen to The Kooks and Phoenix while you bang Elma

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

nope

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

A part of me wants to return to my old self - the one that was fine being in solitude - but I dunno. I feel like that'll take away my ability to really connect with people like I do now. It sucks being a social person.

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

the kooks

Fucking faglord

Jace Thompson
Jace Thompson

GROM PLS STAHP BEING SAD OVER GAEMS PLS

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

I listened to so much of them in HS
pls no bully

Sofa song was nice

Colton Price
Colton Price

T-take a shower wif me and I'll m-make you feel better~ <3

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

It's not that shallow, lmao

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

[calibrates lewd output module]

Whoa.

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

Grim why dont you take a shower with her, come on man

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

LOL
nice

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

I mean, pros and cons to either way of life, but Iunno. You seemed a lot better when you're friendly.

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

I always kinda wanted to give head while taking a shower with someone that way it's like bj action AND being waterboarded. Seems fun.

Carson Carter
Carson Carter

2lewd

nigga stfu

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

Have you ever been waterboarded?? It's such an interesting feeling.

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

No, I know it's a form of torture that simulates drowning.

I can't swim, so it would not be fun.

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

Indeed.

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

Nope. Cookie keeps calling me goober lately, though.

Yeah, stupid blood suckers.
kitty paws
Aw. And we had chili dogs earlier this week. Mom got a random craving for them. What was shoddy about yours? Was it from a convenience store?

It's a sci-fi/noir movie about Harrison Ford tracking down a band of escaped replicants - artificial people with no human rights. It's beautiful and sad and full of heavy themes. Very good.

it's like bj action AND being waterboarded
This is pretty much how it is. Sure you haven't done it?

Cameron Thompson
Cameron Thompson

Goober

Angel Long
Angel Long

Seems like it would one of those needlessly long movies...

And no. Just have thought about it a lot lol

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

It wasn't in an appropriate bun that was about it really, an authentic Texas dawg sounds superb about now. Homemade? :3

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

♫♫I'm a goofy goober.
♫♫You're a goofy goober
♫♫We're all goofy goobers.

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

I was just talking about you!

needlessly long
It's a stylish detective noir, so it is slow burning. You have to be in the right mood to watch it, but it's worth it.

Homemade
Mostly. The chili was from a can, bit it didn't have beans so that's authentic Texan enough.

o boy!

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

I dunno, Sabby...

There's different moods for watching movies?

Ethan Butler
Ethan Butler

I know. That's why I entered like that.
Perfect timing, no?
How ya doin'?

Robert Harris
Robert Harris

Lol so to be authentic Texas you need beans in you... W-will you fill me with your beans x.x

Jordan Powell
Jordan Powell

Kinda wonder if Rin got more manish or girlish in these past years

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

a new day begins

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

Well, there are for me. My favorite movie may be Amadeus, but I have to be in the right mood to sit and watch it.

Blade Runner isn't something you pop in to casually watch on a lazy afternoon, imo. It's one you're reminded of late one night and watch in order to ponder its implications.

I'm ok. Trying to find busy work to do on a slow day. You?

Texas folks always say "real" chili doesn't have beans in it. I couldn't care less, and actually like beans in my chili.

bend over

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

I see...

Welp, gonna shower, be back soon~ <3

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

Im kinda scared Sabs isnt really a girl irl tho

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

Kinda feel like thats a bit shallow of me but like I know Im shallow so its all good

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

haven't had a chance to record yet

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

Ehh, just bored. Gotta do groceries in a bit, but no hurry.

This sums up the Soto.

Isaac Reyes
Isaac Reyes

oh baby -bends over-

Hm I wanna try all the American food ;-;

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

elma, nick told me he wouldn't feel cucked if we fucked

Kevin Torres
Kevin Torres

That's just what a cuck would say

Ryan Campbell
Ryan Campbell

pshaw.

i had forgotten all about it.

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

would nick feel cucked if I came on your face?

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

Have fun!

What's shallow about that? I don't post photos of myself here, and you have no idea if the old one I sent Colby is really me.

groceries
Fuuuuuuuuuuuu, I gotta do that too. -__-

You gotta come try a pit smoked brisket and some fajitas. You'll never want to leave.

Charles Stewart
Charles Stewart

you would know

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

You know my love if enchiladas and fajitas and burritos ❤️
Lucky ducky

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

The fact that you sent a pic to Colbs makes me kinda jelly tbh

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

How often do you do groceries?
I go either every day, or once every two days.

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

lol it was your own damn fault for trying to have a smart mouth

Nicholas Myers
Nicholas Myers

wat

i go once a fortnight, once a week at the most

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

new thread

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