Who should we murder next?

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

Who should we murder next?

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.messen.nl/damast-zakmes.html
Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

waking up at 3 PM
It's all downhill from here.

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

I will! I'm so waifu materiel >.<

Why did you do that?
You know I don't like it

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

You're going to be up all night lol

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

i woke up a 1, slept 10 hours...

Ian Brooks
Ian Brooks

There;s literally Nothing wrong with wakingg up at 3 p.m or later

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

He wasn't a neckbeard. He was a vaguely attractive, balding, incredibly intelligent sociopath.
and I was a naive idiot just learning about my sexuality.
He was an actual engineer with substantial income he spent on stuff that impressed.
He owned a lot of cool stuff, but had a reputation for being violent and abusive.
Textbook sociopath. One of my friends ended up screwing him out of some of that stuff because he thought sociopaths like him deserved it.

The irony being that friend was also a sociopath.
I don't use these terms lightly.

You're not missing out on much.

Don't pass up a chance to have real Chinese cuisine, though.

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

Why should it matter if you had no reason to wake up earlier?

Let's just go with "that's subjective." : ^ )

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

i said jk

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

eh try other things

aaah.. oke, I mean they don't just come up right?
maybe some anti bear stuff for the island.

heh that might be something, it's all a big mix I feel. I'll just see where it leads me

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

youre right... literally

Carson Morris
Carson Morris

LITERALLY SURROUNDED BY ANTISOCIALITY
thats dangerous dood

Bentley Phillips
Bentley Phillips

Yeah, I'll take some pills tonight and go to bed at like... 3 AM instead of "whenever it gets light".

hi papi

That's good to hear, but my mother gets home at 5 and I want more than 2 hours a day to myself.

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

Haha thanks bro you're literally the best

John Sanders
John Sanders

you guys interact a lot at home?

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

Calm down Bard

I want to go to China but I need someone to come with me...

Fine, I won't cook for you

Don't grouplink me with lesser anons

Like gripping penises?

You're too young to be taking pills...

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

Well, I do remember you saying you admire certain qualities of dictators and find those qualities inspiring, so I guess it is at least partly wanting to be like them (which seems like a masculine desire) rather than just wanting to be dominated. ^^

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

They won't usually just come right up to someone.
Unless, like, you have good and they're hungry.

Only if we need it!
Like, if we're having issues with voyeur bears, we can get some bear proofing.

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

good morning my munequita... wie gehts es ihnen

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

oh stop... its literally you

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

nope, I'm an accident she would rather ignore

It's just melatonin!
Besides, I take adderall during the school year to help me focus.

wut

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

girl
FRIEND

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

oh right, that
sorry

Charles Green
Charles Green

It was. It was also fun at times. I've taken to talking less about it because people are judgmental fucks.

We'd stay in Shanghai. Check out the weapons market.

I tried to take them with me but they confiscated all of them at the airport.

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

How am I supposed to know how much of a threat that is without having sampled your cooking?

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

I know.. i threw 3 languages at you at once... try and keep up would ya?

*wink
*gun

Ian Sanders
Ian Sanders

gonna walk doggo, brb

eh no

That's true, I'm an example for switches.
Theres a time for everything!

aaaah.. okaay well I suppose it's not that bad.
theres just not really animals here besides pets.

true true ^ ^ and eh weapons?

Chase Cox
Chase Cox

I took ASL sorry dude

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

it's almost 4:20.

William Thompson
William Thompson

I mean you could at least remove people with 'you'
It's not the first time I've heard that

I've onyl encountered one person I feel may have had something wrong in that vein with him on the irl
An old fellow a good friend of mien named spenser used to run with
we all called him Gingy
Untrustable Tweaker who'd take whatever caught his eye and pin it on whoever he could fuck over at the time

He ended up taking like 300 bucks from my friend after they had kept company for like 5 years just swiped it and then started avoiding him and when he was confrontted about it started bringing up a whole lot of bs from the past involving like Bikes and shit to try to justify it

Rip, he was an alright dude sometimes

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

*signs u*

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

youre adorable when you "pretend" to be an idiot... bakayarou

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

Weapons are kind of strictly controlled in Canada.
I've wanted my restricted firearms permit for a while.

Enjoy your walk!

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

I'll double down.

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

*signs u back*
heheheh

wut
but i really did take asl

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

Yup. That's the type.

My guy took from stores. I honestly admired how he did it.

enjoy

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

spanish wouldve been more marketable as a job skill...

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

doggo

Have you played Undertale?

Are you smoking or did you just announce that for no reason? ^^

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

fuck mexico

Camden Campbell
Camden Campbell

NO MORE CARTELS INTO AMERICA

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

IT'S REAL SIMPLE, FOLKS

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

like it or not its recognized as the secondary language in the US

Samuel Morris
Samuel Morris

ive been listening to goth music ALL my life

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

I was/am tempted.

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

What kind?

Ayden Perez
Ayden Perez

BLESS YOU BC
BLOODCHAN, A TRUE PATRIOT

FUCK OFF TO MEXICO

what is that?

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

what else do you liusten to

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

no thank you... ive been to Nogales... its shit

SHIIIIIT

Cancun is nice tho...

Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

Go for it. ^^

Do you think I'm Blood-chan?

Your confusion comes from how much of me has infected her.

James Garcia
James Garcia

Nothing is more suffering than not being able to play Korean games without a Korean SSN, and not being able to play American games because your IP is Korean.

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT

Chase Wright
Chase Wright

That'd be really cool.
I can be kinda /k/
I'd need to be in a shooters club here, and rich.

I did, dog was good.

ehh no, 2meme4me
I already saw all the jokes online so it kinda ruined the surprise

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

get a friend to lend u a hand
or find a generator and use fake ones
thats what i did for chinese games that needed ur ID#

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

Why can't you get a Korean SSN?

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

It's definitely best to go into it fresh. And with weed.

Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

I've yet to find a working one, that's a lot of work to play some fucking free to play games.

Because I don't live here. I'm just stationed here.

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

Welcome back.
To get your restricted firearms here, you need to have your firearms, and be in a gun control course, or something.
Also weapon control laws around knives are just retarded.

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

You ever think about selling a few to the nerd kids to make a few bucks?

Don't fucking do it again

Do you think I can get a real kwan dao?

it's not a threat, if you don't want me to cook for you I won't do it

Buy hand grips to improve your handwriting, baka!

You're welcome LOL

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

THE BEAST RISES

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

ask a friend
or steal a cute girls identity
*looks at u with

Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

No the beast leaves. For an unannounced period.
See ya.

James Thompson
James Thompson

will you teach me cooking? it's something i want to learn

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

consider using a proxy?

I can recommend some good software

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

isnt it all best with weed?

thankyu
ohh can you do that?
the dutch army uses canadian colts, I'd love one of those.
ugh they are

but I type mostly anyway

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

another person who had their potential Undertale experience ruined by the internet

fuck.

Hahaha... no, but probably a good fake.

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

I don't actively not want you to. My opinion is neutral, pretty much.

What?

Are you trying to make a quitting post?

Some things more than others. ^^

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

Something like that.

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

Wow... I feel sorry for your generation

What about a Chinese board sword?

You're missing out on some good shit

Leo Gomez
Leo Gomez

A proxy doesn't particularly fix my situation. I *can* play American games, they're just rather laggy. Laggy enough to make FPS games a little annoying.

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

lmao
he went to mexico
ever

I don't know who you are actually!
You post with her new avatar n stuff!

FUCK THE POLICE

sometimes, but I don't want any trouble

Nathan Morgan
Nathan Morgan

I-I can work to it.
I don't have my firearms yet, so I need to get that first.

Oliver Martin
Oliver Martin

when your friiend takes your other friedns strawberry and that bitch starts crying

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

and a proxy would likely slow the connection further... well there have it

effd in the b

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

Kanra, you're Canadian, right?
Do you have your firearms, or restricted?

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

thrice...

James Cook
James Cook

band
has
two
drummers

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

There should be a word for "actively not want to."

Good luck out there!

Can you link some reviews?

She was using an outdated version of my folder. I'm Erio on your Steam.

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

hit that bitch

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

Stationed to do what exactly?

Oliver Watson
Oliver Watson

China is known for its fakes.

Anything you could possibly want, China has a knock-off version of for cheaper.

Some of them are actually good.

Nada. I'm vulnerable and defenseless.

Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

jesus fuck why

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Isaac Reed
Isaac Reed

Yeah man. Life is suffering. Koreans suck at FPS too, so if I could play Korean F2P FPS games I would fucking slaughter them.

...Keep our top secret networks up and running? Pretty simple tbh.

Jack Anderson
Jack Anderson

you know what it is

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

is tomoko your wife too?

Gabriel Sullivan
Gabriel Sullivan

But better be safe than sorry.

We're the same generation?

I wish you all my luck, in the meantime just knifes. I'll make a garden.

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

its best to take the broader worldview... single-minded devotion is unwise

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

If I can learn on my own so can you, I had to learn because my parents are useless

You can get a $800 Steam VR!

Kanra is Chinese

Ofc not >.>

look at my MtG cards

Ehh... then where do I get the real deal?

Sadly, yes...

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

lol im so short v.v

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

first world problems in a second world nation...

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

You still haven't answered by question about what you meant by goth music exactly. Or were you just meme-ing when you posted that? :3

Obviously some things are best done sober. Like exercising. :3

Not sure what the market for those are like, but my best guess based on Pokemon cards is that you should liquidate them now.

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

no
i dont post with my waifus
i only post with mefus

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

i'll do that with europe, thanks

hm... but where would I keep 800 dollars from my mom? I think I'll just get a job.

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

A blacksmith?

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

Ah, fair enough.
Just a passing curiosity; thanks for humoring me.

I like gardening too!
And knife laws are really weird...

"in Canada" would maybe have been a better wording.

Jackson Ross
Jackson Ross

whats a mefu

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

Spaghetti chan is just about everybody's here mefu tbh

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

hey yeah no problem

Christopher King
Christopher King

it would be more fun to learn with someone though

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

What kind of networks?

David Foster
David Foster

having a mefu or a waifu when you coulda had a bossu

Michael Long
Michael Long

oh it's like an anime girl that is you
yeah i identify with tomoko somewhat, but i don't know if i could call her my mefu

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

Walking dog, bbl <3

They're way better than Pokemon >.>

My mom never checked in my old sneakers hehehe

In China? How much do you think I'll have to pay her? I heard a sword can take a month...

And I want a 100lb Kwan Dao!

Chinese

No it wont... trust me

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

I mean the value of Pokemon cards has gone down a lot.

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

no complaining, its better than baby boomers.

yeaah oke, that's more adrenaline.

We'll make a lovely amount of fruits and veggies <3
ooh how are they? I just carry one and don't really know if thats bad.

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

glad we could collaborate on this... its nice to agree on something for once

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

it's night time so i can't record right now kanra

but tomorrow

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

no trust ME
take a new route
buhbye

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

time to do something productive... lates

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

Well I can't just say what kind, my friend. All I can say is top secret.

Mason Foster
Mason Foster

my mefu is a bossu

Aiden Scott
Aiden Scott

How big is it?
What kind is it?
Does it have a spring release?

Tending a garden together sounds really nice, to be honest

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

hm... i do have a pair of old sneakers... but I'd rather not have to hide anything if I could, just makes everything easier
it is tempting though, it'd be pretty easy

i wasn't agreeing i just clicked on hte post and thought "i don't have anything ot say about this" but i kept the link

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

Actually, I guess it depends on the editions and stuff.

Yeah and it's best to be sharp and stuff. Hard to explain exactly, but weed feels like it just really wouldn't go with it well.

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

I can't take pics cause its dark now, but this one looks a lot like it.
http://www.messen.nl/damast-zakmes.html
just a regular looking pocket knife.

We'll make it the prettiest island!

yeaah it probably makes more lazy, you wanna be super pumped to pump

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

When I get high it makes exersizing way easier
if I'm high I can full speed on my bike all the way to my best frieddns house a few miles away but sober i gotta slow down when i reach the first bar usually like a lil over a mile away

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

I wait with baited breath.

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

popeye?

Gavin Allen
Gavin Allen

*bated

Ethan Powell
Ethan Powell

gasdgdasfdsafdsa

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

HOI

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

It looks fine, so the question is whether or not the release has a spring to eject the blade.
Not that it feels particularly enforced.

I'll make you my pretty island. <3

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

i have a few mefus

William Diaz
William Diaz

nah I still have to push it out, so its not perfect.
might get a new one.
recommendations?

ohh you~

I'll pollinate your flower

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

Me atm

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

Something like that. Well, I guess something like that is part of it, anyway. I can still have a lot of energy while high, but I'm more likely to use it to do things like aggressively shitpost.

I guess it varies.

Carson Walker
Carson Walker

auuuuugughggg

Eli Green
Eli Green

yah most def
probably even varies between each different strain

That's so fucking cute god damn it

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

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Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

Knives with a spring-based release or something similar are technically illegal. Even though the difference is negligible

Please do. <3

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

THE NUMBERS, IZAYA! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

Loving the choice of today''s webms my man

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

Kon?

A-

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

ui pls burn down ur house

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

stuff i found last night.

nah

Austin Roberts
Austin Roberts

look it's my favorite poster!

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

make me

Brayden Rodriguez
Brayden Rodriguez

holly fuck
this image is the funniest cutest thing I've ever seen maybe

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

Sounds difficult to get, perhaps I'll understand when I try.

thats odd x,x
I'll search anyway, idc about no rules.

seeds of love of course

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

I also don't live in a house

Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

I warned you.
I warned you that Canada's knife laws are retarded.
I warned you!

Noah Bennett
Noah Bennett

Awoouguuu :s

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

I don't say hoser nor aboot.

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

Well you see, they are IP addresses.

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

screw the laws! they cant control it anyway

Carter Rivera
Carter Rivera

I say both of those :v]

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

:scull:

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

I live with a canadian, and they all do.
Don't deny it.

Camden Rivera
Camden Rivera

@sublte

My computer is running so well.

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

You won't get in trouble unless you hurt someone anyway.

It's not really worth caring about.

Bloody fucking Newfies.

I'm not a bloody Newfie.

Luke Allen
Luke Allen

i know i am

Jason Nelson
Jason Nelson

:dingo:

You look great with a collar.

William Gomez
William Gomez

hi red

jk
:3

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

Tfw tokai doesn't send you snaps

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

that makes two people who want me to get a collar...
Maybe I should get one~

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

idk this feel

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

no
you arent

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

brb buying pantyhose for grim snaps

William Anderson
William Anderson

Oh lawd

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

ye i am

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

tfw you can ask Tokai for anything

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

Mine is not :[

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

hi

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

here are some notes I took from this Steven Pinker essay. hopefully the tabbing works.

the nature nurture debate spans almost every facet of personal and social life

the 20th century largely entertained the idea that “Man has no nature; what he has is history”
this notion defined social and mainstream intellectual life
it allowed for the idea that anything could be overcome
acted as a safeguard against sexism, racism, and prejudice
allowed to think about unlimited social progress

there are complex innate structures in place that facilitate learning
even if learning defines who we are

the progress of the sciences of mind, brain, genes, and evolution has made the 100% nature idea untenable

we all have a tendency towards
fatty foods
social status
risky sexual liaisons

we have evolved to suit the evolutionary demands of our ancestral environment
but not our current one

behavioural science shows temperament arises early in life and remains fairly consistent throughout

the capacity to acquire different languages is innately human
but specific languages are NOT innate

it makes no sense to ask whether humans are selfish, or generous, or noble, or nasty
rather, they are driven by competing motives elicited in different circumstances

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

NO

Cameron White
Cameron White

okay Rin

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

Cheese is a food derived from milk that is produced in a wide range of flavors, textures, and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein. It comprises proteins and fat from milk, usually the milk of cows, buffalo, goats, or sheep. During production, the milk is usually acidified, and adding the enzyme rennet causes coagulation. The solids are separated and pressed into final form.[1] Some cheeses have molds on the rind or throughout. Most cheeses melt at cooking temperature.

Hundreds of types of cheese from various countries are produced. Their styles, textures and flavors depend on the origin of the milk (including the animal's diet), whether they have been pasteurized, the butterfat content, the bacteria and mold, the processing, and aging. Herbs, spices, or wood smoke may be used as flavoring agents. The yellow to red color of many cheeses, such as Red Leicester, is produced by adding annatto. Other ingredients may be added to some cheeses, such as black pepper, garlic, chives or cranberries.

For a few cheeses, the milk is curdled by adding acids such as vinegar or lemon juice. Most cheeses are acidified to a lesser degree by bacteria, which turn milk sugars into lactic acid, then the addition of rennet completes the curdling. Vegetarian alternatives to rennet are available; most are produced by fermentation of the fungus Mucor miehei, but others have been extracted from various species of the Cynara thistle family. Cheesemakers near a dairy region may benefit from fresher, lower-priced milk, and lower shipping costs.

Cheese is valued for its portability, long life, and high content of fat, protein, calcium, and phosphorus. Cheese is more compact and has a longer shelf life than milk, although how long a cheese will keep depends on the type of cheese; labels on packets of cheese often claim that a cheese should be consumed within three to five days of opening. Generally speaking, hard cheeses, such as parmesan last longer than soft cheeses, such as Brie or goat's milk cheese. The long storage life of some cheeses, especially when encased in a protective rind, allows selling when markets are favorable.

There is some debate as to the best way to store cheese, but some experts[who?] say that wrapping it in cheese paper provides optimal results. Cheese paper is coated in a porous plastic on the inside, and the outside has a layer of wax. This specific combination of plastic on the inside and wax on the outside protects the cheese by allowing condensation on the cheese to be wicked away while preventing moisture from within the cheese escaping.[2]

A specialist seller of cheese is sometimes known as a cheesemonger. Becoming an expert in this field requires some formal education and years of tasting and hands-on experience, much like becoming an expert in wine or cuisine. The cheesemonger is responsible for all aspects of the cheese inventory: selecting the cheese menu, purchasing, receiving, storage, and ripening.[3]

Christian Price
Christian Price

please stop

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

Oh snap I got snaps

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

scarleT

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

It'll be better

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

I got pineapple express my nigga

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

what if they almost hurt you too.
I care for safety!
and yours

inspiration is hard dude, your oc best though.

I-I hope that's good.

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

I hope I inspired you enough to send me snaps of your face

Mason Green
Mason Green

H-Ha ha
Yeah.. no

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

Subtl gimme yo snapchat

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

Do it, but make sure it's cute and feminine, else there's no point to it.

Parker Kelly
Parker Kelly

sure it will

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

whats up

Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor

You're covered in self defense as long as you have witnesses who can say you weren't the aggressor.
Which generally means not using a knife.

Brayden King
Brayden King

Gettin that black bellt in suckin dick

Josiah Wright
Josiah Wright

Hm... o-okay~

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

new desktop background :3

Joseph Allen
Joseph Allen

eh? did you just call me a slut!

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

No, he was saying you seem to be quite proficient at fellatio.

Mason Young
Mason Young

Subtle95

Idk
At this point I am sure it's lost for good
And I doubt that I can get compensation from either the place I bought it or the postal service 'cause I have no proof that I even posted it

James Martinez
James Martinez

B-back!!

That's for subs

Buuuut the original cards are worth hundreds of dollars

skip

Ugh.... I hate my millennial generation...

I just don't like ppl in my kitchen

Your mom will never know~

What does Swedish Fish smell like?

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

Sucking dick doesn't make you gay or a slut, as I've heard from 4chan.

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

Desu is making gay noises into the mice in discord for me.

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

It's only gay when the guy's balls slap against your chin

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

wellhave you ever had someone as cool as me in your kitchen?

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

Sounds like you got owned honestly
I'm sure it will be there by tuesday..

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

very nice, is it /g/ approved?

Oh... but I've never even seen a hard penis in real life!

eh... i don't think I should...

wew
why is he doing that?

Wrong, actually.
Look, there's nothing gay about sucking cock, fucking dicks, slobbering on balls, kissing burly, hairy men, or giving strangers handjobs.
You can do whatever you want as long as you don't feel gay, that's the rule.
If you don't feel gay, it's not gay.
I jack off to a lot of men online, and finger myself at the same time, but I don't feel gay. Therefore, I'm not gay.
It's simple.

Elijah Hall
Elijah Hall

Nah gurl I mean you got the skills

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

doesnt everyone like know what that looks like though.
congrats on the finals btw

its all tricky x.x
maybe just use eh box knuckles

well dont

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

Nice lain ui

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

like a tranny

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

Yeah but I'm a fan of in the now pics

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

God is not great

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

Just believe

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

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Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

That's not even binary

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

Brass knuckles, last I checked, are illegal.
Just floor someone, and, like, it's not my fault I'm a clutz who tripped, and this hand went there, and my elbow happened to hit his nose.

I'm so sorry, dude, are you okay?

Carson Baker
Carson Baker

No I don't silly, I've never even touched a penis other than mine!

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

forgot pic lmao

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

I can fix that

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

it's trinary

kekkled

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

Do you sound like a fag Y/N ?

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

._.

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

:)

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

REEEEEEEEE

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

alright guys bye..... I gotta go drop the tranny off at work.

i'll be backj with alcohols
'
should I

hard liqour
or
beer

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

3
0
That's not that trinary is.
You have four values.

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

-rolls my eyes-

You really should. In the end your mom will always love you no matter what

I should kill myself... I don't want to be part of them...

Did you stick it in?

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

liquor

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

wew
you gonna drive over here then, gayboy?

N

Chase Foster
Chase Foster

I am god, thus I make the rules.

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

what generation do you feel you belong in?

Ryder Baker
Ryder Baker

where you at baby

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

me and mommy are going to go get a burg!
see ya later everyone <3

Blake Lee
Blake Lee

You'd know quite well, wouldn't you?

finger yourself
lewd. and a little gay.

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

Good hard liquor

Justin Evans
Justin Evans

ah well alright then. you do send yourself too a lot.

and scoot his cat.

uuugh I just wanna defend myself x,x im not super strong so just weaaapons

ehh dont do it

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

lame

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

cute pic

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

I dont wanna drink actually :s I spent 100 at the bar yesterday

ill just xanax coma

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

whos the coolest person you know?

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

Face2face creates a connection

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

I'm not super strong either!
Don't worry, it's a lot easier to floor someone than it seems.

Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

even better

Noah Walker
Noah Walker

Yeah!
My little brothers can get me to the ground like nothing when we spar

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

I found in a lot of porn

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

∩(︶▽︶)∩

Sebastian Howard
Sebastian Howard

That's true.
I guess I do it more when I crave for selfies though.
thats a thing.

aah oke, teach me sometime.

wuut, you gotta dominate!

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

im such a good friend honestly

Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

does anyone know how i can make photoshop do a bunch of undos by holding down the shortcut instead of having to tapping for each one

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

I'm just happy to be in the call with you!

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

I've never been the dom before ./////.

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

Okaaaaii.
And you can help me get better at what I know.

I promise I won't be... too... rough~

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

Dwai, I'll dominate you in the ring.

I'll make sure you hit the mats a lot. ♥♥

Juan Foster
Juan Foster

You're so lucky to have friends who want to play with you...

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

WW2

Lmao

Mhm, I make sure not to go balls deep even though I could

Can you kill me then?

My sister, she kills people

Did you stick it in her or not?

Bentley Bennett
Bentley Bennett

legally?

Adam Gray
Adam Gray

Just get some trannies.

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

Get to your right!

Liiike?

g-good

noo

John Powell
John Powell

Ah, so not only do you want to not appear gay, you want to actually never pleasure someone else?

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

tfw you wake up feeling like death
tfw you're a vampire living in arizona

Adam Ortiz
Adam Ortiz

Like everything.
I haven't really been practicing, and I dropped out of my lessons.

Jack James
Jack James

tfw no qt 3.14 korean girlfriend

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

Desu add me on steam bby

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

several times

Blake Ward
Blake Ward

I'll just show you what's fun.

still better than no lessons, you can probs remember some stuff

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

What's that?

I remember the steps, and actions.
But knowledge is not understanding.

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

tfw you dream about having a gf and wake up to reality and want to die

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

ui how many stds do you have

Noah Hill
Noah Hill

that feel too real

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

disgusting

why would anyone dream about having a irl gf?

I was checked last month, so 0.

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

Why don't you have a gf. Those are some rough dreams

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

tfw you have known this feel a million times and wa to die

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

weird

FIX IT

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

I only fuck virgins

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

hoi

Adam Long
Adam Long

eehh dancing!

hmm I suppose, hope it doesnt come to it anyway

Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

I don't understand why people want a gf so badly

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

Bpd

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

why do you think you do that?

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

you dont have bpd

Logan Hill
Logan Hill

109318 fam You know nothing about me

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

Dancing sounds like fun!

And I always do.
Just like I always hope I'll never have to use my first aid training.

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

bitch i know more than you think
like how you lost your virginity!!

Adrian Watson
Adrian Watson

it's a meme.

vut I used to fuck random chicks all the time when I went raving every week.

I have satan's luck on my side

on that same note temp that was working with me asked me my religious beliefs. I told him I'm a satanist.

He said "that makes us enemies I guess, cause i'm a christian."

That same day he lost his job and it was given to me :^)

Aiden Adams
Aiden Adams

most trannies are mentally ill

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

We'll learn the salsa!
oh oh and play football, I really miss doing that.

y-yeaah its always a hope.

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

When on high the heaven had not been named,
Firm ground below had not been called by name,
Naught but primordial Apsu, their begetter,
(And) Mummu-Tiamat, she who bore them all,
Their waters commingling as a single body;
No reed hut had been matted, no marsh land had appeared,
When no gods whatever had been brought into being,
Uncalled by name, their destinies undetermined-
Then it was that the gods were formed within them.

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

thats their choice

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

can i see?

minnesota!

no it's not! I'm a straight boy that just likes hard, manly cocks~

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

Why Gilgamesh?

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

This is bait and I'm not taking it

Wyatt Butler
Wyatt Butler

im a lover not a baiter

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

It's the Enuma Elish.

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

W-we should take baby steps...
something close to a slow dance first, please...

Also, my first aid training covers emergency childbirth.
And that stuff is horrifying, so I just never want to do that.

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

But do you actually look feminine and cute, that is the real question now.

Brody Peterson
Brody Peterson

for how long have rin and tokai been doing this

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

I want to birth my children with Youmu

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

Day 1 or 2 since I've been back.

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

Same culture

Why Mesopotamia?

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

whats your favorite thing about tokai?

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

Of coourse
how about Waltz?

I reaaally dont wanna imagine that..
thats ew

Gavin Ross
Gavin Ross

idk
some people find me cute
pic of me

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

It's more about the content of the myth than the culture it's from.

Though, you shouldn't be surprised if I have a Babylon fetish.

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

I suppose "everything" doesn't count as an answer?

His personality.

I think I can try learning that with you...
Let's do it!

It's worse than you're imagining.

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

Im gonna make you wear a dress

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

w-what?
Why?

James Myers
James Myers

y-you too

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

Would you like to learn in those old Victorian clothes too?
European fancy costumes.

I already remember finding heart attacks help awful. egh

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

What appeals about the myth? It's been years since I read that stuff so I'm kinda fuzzy on details

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

colberio is my great

thats nice. how would you describe his personality?

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

y-yeah?

Nicholas Sanchez
Nicholas Sanchez

Wat

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

Eh, maybe with a wig and a frilly dress.

Bentley Watson
Bentley Watson

I just saw a swedish fish commercial

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

But I don't wanna wear a wig or a dress!
I like being a boy...

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

commercial
Shit, I thought this candy was obscure by now.

Xavier Wright
Xavier Wright

est thread fascination
youve never heard of colberio? i just made it up

Liam Garcia
Liam Garcia

Oh, yes, that sounds amazing!

I am certified for the highest level of CPR available to general public.
Under only healthcare providers.

He seems nice, kind.
Bright, and.earnest.

And he's fun to chat with and stuff,
and gives cute reactions.

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

Well that's just no fun, then.

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

Yeah it is!
Boys are way more fun than girls!

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

I never knew they had commercials lol
they are gr8 though I kinda wanna pick up a bag

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

Ayyy o faglords

Jace Taylor
Jace Taylor

neat

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

yooooooooooooo wazzzuuuupppppppp

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

Good ^ ^
what dance do you really wanna do?

waow that's impressive, you took a lot volunteer classes then. I just had one class as basic.

waay hoo

William Nelson
William Nelson

Maybe my judgement is flawed,
only time will tell, and until it does
I'm having fun, aye?

So, for now, I don't care if I'm wrong.

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

This made me tear up a littler

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

I'd disagree. Girls are very fun.
And making a boy a girl for the night is way more fun than that, in my experience.

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

Thought I'd pop on before bed, I was totally awesome at bowling dinner.
How are you chicken nuggets doing?

Jacob Ward
Jacob Ward

what? who said that?

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

THE LINE BETWEEN GENDERS IS SO FUCKIGN CUTE

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

hey dad

Robert Hernandez
Robert Hernandez

Uhm, let's stick witht he waltz.
You had me at the outfits.

I actually only had one two day class for it.
But they went over a lot of stuff.

No one.
I just have... trouble getting close with people.
But I'm having fun.

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

No thanks, I don't think I'd look good as a girl...

bowling
noice
I'm gud, just ate a burg

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

happpy fathers day

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

grim that's a song my dad would listen to
you're my dad

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

Look man, the line is distinct. It can easily be broken though. And I'm alright with seeing it so and taking advantage of it.

You'd never know until you try or someone makes you so, but suit yourself my dude.

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Burger me. What style?
Had me a chilli dawg
Was semi-reasonable.

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

Congrats Grim.

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

That is the ultimate fetish

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

damn, you hit strike?
im fine, kinda light headed now.

eheh I can imagine that one.
for the time it was super romantic, I bet it still is.

aah still the highest thing though.
I guess I am an officially certified parking attendant.

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

Well, I did say I love trying new things...

i had a chili dog once
ONCE.
Wisconsin Pub Burger from Culvers, very naice.

John Sanders
John Sanders

Also congrats to sci on being off of death row

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

what

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

i vape

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

Y-you need a certification for that...?

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

me too

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

V/\

Tyler Bennett
Tyler Bennett

go green

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

I hit two. Was pretty terrible form tonight. But baby's and fun was had. Had s cheeky spoons, cheeky beaky
Drinking?

Only once? Chilli dogs are a rare treat for me.
Best way me I had was at a festival at the Isle of Wight. Blitzed drunk watching kings of Leon. Not too shabby.

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

WE GET IT YOU VAPE

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

fuck yeah
green earth
peace earth
fuck the government

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

my life is one big fetish

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

holy fuuuck why am I so sleepy suddenly

yuh, I needed it for the culture festival.
its just the only official thing I can think of lol.

its a terrible job

noice
thats proper fun in the islands
nah had just a little some hours ago

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

It was an ultimate accident as well.

And I still wouldn't mind showing you some new things to love. You'd probably enjoy it.

Vape Naysh yall

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

Yeah, the one i had was from DQ and it was shit, so it probably wasn't a good intro.
What?

I'm part of the nashe

same

Isaiah Perez
Isaiah Perez

I mean, I may or may not have already put on a friends dress...

David Flores
David Flores

That sounds like an almost arbitrary thing to need a certification for...

I don't doubt it was, it even sounds horrible...

Leo Young
Leo Young

Creation coming from chaos.

The fact that the elements of creation existing seems to go hand-in-hand with them being named is also interesting.

Sorry about the slow reply; I was recovering a priceless work of art that I had just realized I had lost with my old hard drive.

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

anime pussy

Aaron Fisher
Aaron Fisher

:3

Matthew Hernandez
Matthew Hernandez

is the best pussy

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

maybe they tricked me

almost got run over even, missed like a centimeter.

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

How risque. While the dress on you is nice I'm sure, the dress off is probably much better in that situation.

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

Winter is coming

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

Maybe.
But I don't think they'd be that committed to the trick.

Drivers sound like assholes over there.
Just like here.
Fuck truckers.

Thomas Lee
Thomas Lee

I don't actually vape.

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

Eh?
You mean I should be naked?

Same, a lot of kids at my school do though. 100% of them are okay.

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

tfw no chicken tendies

Nolan King
Nolan King

ehh true I guess, and the old man was super nice.
mmh Im going to the festival tomorrow anyway.
flower heaven, ill make some pics.

that so much x,x

Carson Long
Carson Long

Lewd I know.

By the end of the night, anyway.

Do something about it then, gayboy.

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

this is a bad meme

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

tfw no bfc that caters to your every whim, for instance picking me up mcdonalds while I watch anime, sucking my dick, and then leaving me alone for the rest of the day

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

What sort of music do you enjoy,, ori?

Jason Fisher
Jason Fisher

You are probably gay for them.
hey

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

dat boi

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

oh

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

WE 2HU MEMES NOW

Alexander Thompson
Alexander Thompson

lewd as heck

n-no
well...
Just for one, but he's a senior and I'm a junior...

shit waddup!

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

Time to sleep
Lol nice

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

You just want senpai to notice you huh

Logan Torres
Logan Torres

Take lots!
Flowers are amazing, and one of my favourite things to shoot when I have an SLR in my hands.
I'm just a hobbyist though so they're just about the only thing I can shoot.

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

I am dat boi
honestly I just think you're gay for everyone.

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

EDM mostly. I went to Ultra Korea last weekend. It was fucking awesome. I also listen to a lot of rock though. Just not hiphop/country/pop. We've talked about this before nigga.

Nothing wrong with lewd on the internet dude.
Go lewd that senior

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

nini

mmh id be more excited if I was awake.
you're gonna see that this town's nickname The Flower Capital lives up to it.
hehe that's cool, I just do what I think looks well.

Gabriel Russell
Gabriel Russell

Y-yeah...
He skates too, and actually had muscles, he's so cool~

I'm just gay for hot, older men!

b-but he's got a girlfriend...

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

Would you reccomend me something and in return let me reccomend something to you?

If I remember you were into more
trancelike stuff right?

Elijah King
Elijah King

@bard

Jack Brown
Jack Brown


Well i'm only 20 so I guess I must of crushed your dreams

Mason White
Mason White

lets just expand to the broader category of /jp/ memes

I'm only 16 so nope!

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

HA

Liam Phillips
Liam Phillips

when u see it ull shit brix

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

WHEN YOU SEND YO MOM STRAIGHT OUT TO THE STO
AND THAT BITCH BRING BACK A FAYGO

Lincoln Carter
Lincoln Carter

My sister is 16
yee

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

It sounds wonderful. I can't wait.

I actually kind of really enjoy taking pictures, if I'm honest.
Much more than having them taken of me.

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

ntr
kill yourSELF!

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

they don't pay doctors enough

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

So? Suck his dick in the bathroom. Or let him fuck you in the bathroom, you seem to like that. His girlfriend would never know.

We did this last time you asked! I'm more into dubstep. Things with sick drops.

Drop is at 1:50

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

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Zachary Young
Zachary Young

are you threatening me!?

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

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Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

tfw turning 20 in 5 months
I swear if I spend my 20th birthday alone sitting in my room, or out with just my mom and some of her random ass friends I am rip.

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

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